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00:08Welcome to Side Plus Saturday!
00:10This is the Deaf, Bly, Mute, Sidemen edition.
00:13So in today's video, we're splitting up into two teams.
00:15As you can see, it's us three plus those three.
00:18One of us will not be able to hear.
00:19One won't be able to see.
00:20And the third won't be able to speak.
00:22We are doing three challenges.
00:26So we are going at the same time.
00:28It is the quickest team to complete the challenge wins.
00:31I will be muted, okay?
00:33You're smart, so maybe you should be the last in line.
00:36You should be the blind.
00:36I'm going to be blind.
00:37I'll be deaf.
00:38So you're going to mute.
00:39Okay.
00:40So you're deaf.
00:41I'm deaf.
00:41And I'm blind.
00:42Remember, you can, like, position me.
00:45Okay.
00:45You know what I mean?
00:46Yes.
00:47Okay.
00:48Don't do anything weird now.
00:50I'm going to be blind too early.
00:51I'm quite scared.
00:52I feel a dark.
00:52Oh, I'm scared.
00:53What did you say?
00:56I...
00:57I...
00:57Am...
00:58Am...
00:59Scared.
01:01The N-word?
01:02Do you name me fart?
01:11It's smoking.
01:13Why is it smoking?
01:14What?
01:15What's vibrating?
01:16Well, I can talk.
01:17I can talk.
01:17Give me the scissors.
01:18Give me the scissors.
01:20What's going on?
01:21Simon, you need to cut a wire.
01:25Okay.
01:25Take these into your hands.
01:27What is these?
01:28These are pliers.
01:29There, there, there.
01:30Okay.
01:31Now cut the blue wire.
01:33No, wait, wait, wait.
01:33What are you doing, bro?
01:34It's the blue wire.
01:35Where's the blue?
01:36Where's the blue?
01:36Oh, yeah.
01:37I need to move you.
01:38Yeah.
01:38In front of you is a bomb.
01:39Oh, shit.
01:40Cut the green wire.
01:41The green one?
01:47Now cut the blue wire.
01:49No, that's the wrong wire.
01:50Right, right.
01:51Down, down, forward.
01:54Cut it.
01:56Keep going.
01:57Cut it, brother.
01:59Yes.
02:00Cut the green wire.
02:01Okay.
02:03Wait, what did you say?
02:04Oh, cut the yellow wire.
02:06Okay.
02:06So go, put your hand forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward, forward.
02:09Down, forward.
02:11Yes.
02:12Yes.
02:13Yeah.
02:14Up, up, up, up, up.
02:15No, no, down.
02:16No, no, no, no.
02:17There.
02:18Cut it.
02:19Yep.
02:19Yeah.
02:20The red one?
02:22The white one.
02:22The white one.
02:22The white one here.
02:23No, no, no.
02:24Up a bit.
02:25Now green.
02:26So same one.
02:27Forward.
02:27No, no.
02:27Stay.
02:28Forward, forward, forward, forward.
02:30Down.
02:31Yeah.
02:31Cut it.
02:33Yes.
02:34Now what else?
02:36Who are you calling black?
02:39As in me.
02:41Cut me.
02:42No.
02:44No, no, no, no.
02:44Other way.
02:45What are you saying?
02:46You're saying a lot of things.
02:47Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:49Cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it.
02:50Yes.
02:52Oh, cut black.
02:53Okay.
02:53No, no.
02:54Right.
02:55Down.
02:55No.
02:55The yellow wire.
02:56So that's, turn this way.
02:59Yeah, snip that.
03:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:02No, no.
03:05Yeah, cut that bitch.
03:08That's it, right?
03:09No.
03:10No.
03:10Oh, my God.
03:11How many are there?
03:12How many wires?
03:12All right, you have to cut the white.
03:14Hand down, hand down.
03:15Forward, forward, forward.
03:16No, no, no, no, no.
03:17Cut the wire.
03:19He's just saying it.
03:20Cut the black wire to the left.
03:21Down, down, down, down.
03:23Down.
03:24No, no, back.
03:26Forward.
03:27No, down, down, down.
03:29Cut.
03:29No, no, back.
03:31Oh, no.
03:32Down.
03:32Up.
03:33Down.
03:34Down.
03:34Left.
03:35Forward.
03:36Yeah, cut.
03:38We've done it.
03:39We've done it.
03:40Down.
03:41Cut.
03:41No, cut.
03:42No, no, no.
03:44That's the red wire.
03:45Okay.
03:45Forward, forward, forward.
03:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:47That's a blue wire.
03:48Done.
03:49Did we do it?
03:53What's happening?
03:54Rotate 90 degrees.
03:56Yeah, yeah, and then cut.
03:56No, no, up.
03:57Can I take my bag?
03:58Hold on.
03:58We're done.
03:59Wait, did we win?
04:00We did it.
04:02The bomb.
04:03Oh, my God.
04:05Yeah, cut it.
04:06Yes.
04:08Yes.
04:09Yes.
04:11Yes.
04:11Idiots.
04:13Yes.
04:15Pretty cool fake bomb.
04:16Did we do it wrong?
04:17What?
04:18Do not cut the red.
04:19Did we cut the red?
04:20We got the red.
04:22Yes.
04:24Yes.
04:28Yes.
04:29Yes.
04:30Yes.
04:31Yes.
04:32Yes.
04:32Yes.
04:32Yes.
04:33Yes.
04:33Yes.
04:34Now, I'm right.
04:35Yup, I was going to the meat.
04:36No, but that's all I can tell you.
04:38Oh, you plone up.
04:39I think he went into it just explode now.
04:41One mil.
04:45You look special.
04:47You do it, you do it.
04:49Why did you look like that?
05:02Oh, okay.
05:04Um, so I think you're going to be painting something.
05:07Okay, well, there's like an easel in front of us.
05:09I think you're painting something,
05:10so I guess he's going to look at a painting.
05:11Well, where's the easel then?
05:13The easel's here.
05:27I'm going to give you a paintbrush.
05:30Okay.
05:31JJ is painting a person with a cock out.
05:35He's now going to show me what it is.
05:40The man.
05:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:45Yeah, okay, cool.
05:46I know what you mean.
05:47Yeah.
05:48You know the big black man with a massive penis sat down,
05:51crouched down?
05:52Basically, I think we're doing that.
05:53Okay.
05:54We're drawing that.
05:54So I've got you brown paint.
05:56That's the easel.
05:57The meme.
05:58Shit.
05:58The meme.
05:59You know the meme of the guy with his cock out?
06:01The fat cock that was on the inside.
06:04Remember?
06:04They put it on the TV.
06:05You know the meme?
06:06No.
06:06No.
06:06Can you get my paintbrushes in the paint?
06:09Yeah, yeah.
06:10I don't want it on my outfit.
06:12The guy's like squatting with the black guy squatting with his cock pointing down.
06:16The massive cock.
06:18Is that it?
06:18Yeah, yeah.
06:19You know it.
06:20The meme of the guy.
06:23The guy's got his hands on his knees.
06:25He's squatting.
06:25It's like the one that was in the chat.
06:28The sticker.
06:29The guy with his brother.
06:31Do the paint for me.
06:33Really.
06:33Just give me the paintbrush.
06:35Yeah, you've got loads on there.
06:36That's great.
06:37That's great.
06:37There you go.
06:39Yeah.
06:39So it's the big black man with a big, big penis.
06:59I'm on the page.
07:00You're on the page.
07:01Yeah.
07:02All right, hang on.
07:03Yeah, just keep doing what you're doing.
07:04Three.
07:06Three minutes.
07:07Three minutes.
07:08Three minutes.
07:08Is this circular?
07:09Yes.
07:10That's the top right.
07:13That's like the bottom left there.
07:14Okay, you've got three minutes.
07:16All right, start painting the man.
07:17You're painting a big, big dude with a fat cock.
07:22Yeah, yeah, that's, yeah, nice.
07:25Yeah, you're back at it, yeah.
07:26At the bottom of his head.
07:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:28Yeah?
07:29Yeah.
07:31Oh, you cunt.
07:32Do his body there.
07:34Big, big round body.
07:35Yeah, nice round body.
07:37Yeah.
07:38Yeah, that's pretty good actually.
07:39Keep going.
07:39I'm going out this way now.
07:41Yeah?
07:43Uh, the line didn't come out very well.
07:45Let's go again.
07:46Are you getting my paintbrush soaking?
07:48Yeah, it's like, maybe less force.
07:50Go again.
07:51Where?
07:51Go where?
07:53Big.
07:54Big.
07:55Yeah, yeah.
07:56His arm can go there.
07:57Yeah, roughly.
07:58Yeah.
07:59Yeah, yeah.
08:01Yeah, that's fine.
08:02That's one arm.
08:02Yeah.
08:03Let's do the other arm on the other side.
08:05I'm...
08:06I don't trust you.
08:07I feel like you're taking this.
08:08Two minutes.
08:10Draw a big knob.
08:11I'm talking go down to the bottom of the paper knob.
08:13Am I back at the balls?
08:15Up slightly.
08:16Right slightly.
08:17Now go down.
08:18Go on.
08:19Go.
08:19Down, right.
08:20Okay, that's his body there.
08:21You're on the edge of his body there.
08:23Yeah.
08:23So, yeah.
08:24Yeah, sure.
08:25Don't mind it.
08:26Don't mind it at all.
08:27Yeah.
08:27Sure.
08:28Okay.
08:29All right, that's good.
08:30That's good.
08:30All right, now the next bit is the legs.
08:32This is important because he's like...
08:33He's like squatting.
08:35He's like wide stance.
08:36So that's...
08:37You've done his belly button.
08:38Okay.
08:38Go down and right.
08:39I don't know what I'm doing here.
08:40Do paintbrush.
08:41Do paintbrush.
08:41Slap it on there.
08:43Slap it on to what part?
08:44Where you are now is fine.
08:45Color it in.
08:46Yeah.
08:47That's good.
08:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:49No, no, no.
08:50Yeah.
08:50Okay.
08:50Go down.
08:52From there, a leg that curves to the right and down.
08:56You've got one minute left.
08:58Other side of the brush.
08:58Other side of the brush.
09:00One minute.
09:01One minute.
09:01You don't...
09:04Sure.
09:04Sure.
09:05Sure.
09:05And now draw the other leg on the left.
09:07Yeah.
09:08Sure.
09:08Yeah.
09:09That leg needs to go further down.
09:13Like...
09:14Yeah.
09:15And now...
09:15And now...
09:16That's fine.
09:17All right.
09:17Now you need to draw a massive cock.
09:19So put your paintbrush and we'll tell you where to draw it.
09:21Okay.
09:21Where's Simon?
09:22Keep going.
09:23Keep going.
09:24Right.
09:25I'm going to paint it in the penis now, all right?
09:27Yeah.
09:28Left.
09:28Now there.
09:29You want to go up and down motions.
09:34Up more?
09:35Yeah, that's it.
09:35That's it.
09:36So go down and draw a massive cock from there.
09:38From here.
09:39Massive cock there.
09:40Yeah.
09:42The cock goes down.
09:44What?
09:44His cock is between his legs.
09:46Oh.
09:46It's like hanging down.
09:48No.
09:48No.
09:49You don't know the meme.
09:51Bro.
09:52The guy.
09:53The sticker.
09:53I don't know what you're on about!
09:55Let's go to the bottom of the dick real quick.
09:57Now you're doing like a D.
09:58Like a mushroom tip.
09:59Bro.
10:00Just draw a big cock down the middle.
10:01In between his legs.
10:02I draw a cock.
10:02Where's his cock down?
10:03Paintbrush there.
10:05Now go down.
10:06A big downwards cock.
10:07Yeah.
10:08Downwards?
10:09Yeah.
10:10The way you are now.
10:10That's it.
10:11Fuck me.
10:13Mate.
10:14That's good.
10:15Mm-hmm.
10:15That's a good mushroom tip.
10:16Well done, bro.
10:17Where was Simon in this?
10:19I'm fucking mute!
10:21You idiot!
10:22Oh yeah.
10:24Can I look now?
10:35What?
10:36What?
10:36What?
10:37No, that's a hate crime.
10:39You don't know what this is.
10:41No.
10:42Shut up.
10:42Bro.
10:43All five of us know exactly what this is.
10:46Come and look.
10:46You know what that is.
10:47Oh my god.
10:49I do know what that is.
10:50Everyone behind the cameras is going to vote on who's is better.
10:53Come on.
10:54Three, two, one.
10:57Oh!
10:58Oh!
10:59Wait!
11:00Oh!
11:01Wait!
11:01I think it was one.
11:04Wait, what happened?
11:05Who was painting?
11:06Yes!
11:06Who was painting?
11:07Oz at least has a head.
11:09Who was painting?
11:10I was painting, but I'm blindfolded, bro.
11:11What do you mean?
11:12Put yours next to it.
11:13Yeah, it's pretty good to be fair.
11:14Dick!
11:15That looks like a leg.
11:16So does that!
11:171-1.
11:18Final round.
11:20I'm gonna be throwing a javelin into a target.
11:24I can see it.
11:27That's mental.
11:28Who's sniffing me?
11:29What the fuck?
11:32What the fuck?
11:34What the fuck?
11:35Is this even part of the video?
11:36Yeah.
11:41What's going on?
11:42Who's this?
11:43What the fuck?
11:46Am I safe?
11:47Is this a safe working environment?
11:48I'm being sniffed.
12:01You can't look.
12:02You can't look.
12:03You actually do need to keep it on.
12:05I've been sexually assaulted.
12:06No, no.
12:06You actually do have to keep your blindfold on.
12:08What?
12:08During the sexual assault?
12:09No, no, no.
12:09Because they said to do it.
12:11Because they're bringing out the stuff.
12:12Mimic wanking me off as well.
12:13Did they tell you that as well?
12:14I'm walking away.
12:17Round three.
12:19Three.
12:20Two.
12:21One.
12:22Read.
12:23I think we're getting done it.
12:24I think this is bad.
12:26Oh, shit.
12:28Any instructions?
12:28You can't touch him.
12:29You can't touch.
12:31Oh.
12:31I have to.
12:31He's got to do that.
12:33Okay.
12:33I'm getting pushed.
12:36Just trust me.
12:36Trust me.
12:37Stay there.
12:38Yeah.
12:39Harry.
12:39Yeah.
12:40You.
12:41Yeah.
12:41Are going to have to operate a bow and arrow.
12:44Okay.
12:45And shoot at a target.
12:47I'm in the first room.
12:49Oh, I can do that.
12:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:50And you cannot go over the red line.
12:53Well, thankfully I can't see the red line.
12:54Okay.
12:54I'm going to give you your bow.
12:56Oh, I'm shooting a bow and arrow.
12:57Please get familiar with it.
12:59Where's my bow?
13:00I feel around and how you would like to play with it.
13:03Yeah.
13:03I'm waiting for a bow because I'm listening to them.
13:05Why are we?
13:05Where are our comms?
13:07Okay.
13:07Where is our comms?
13:08Yeah, I got it.
13:09I got it.
13:10Yeah.
13:10I got it.
13:10Okay.
13:11Yeah.
13:11I'm going to give you an arrow now.
13:13Where does the arrow?
13:14Yeah.
13:14Okay.
13:15Simon, are you just doing stuff?
13:16Are you just working it all out?
13:18Yeah.
13:19Okay, Vic.
13:19He's told me this is right.
13:20Okay.
13:21Who?
13:21Who's he?
13:23So what?
13:23I need to be shot.
13:24Okay.
13:25Have you loaded her?
13:26Did we pass?
13:27Or did you just fuck with me?
13:29Okay.
13:29Now keep her chambered.
13:30No, I need to shoot, right?
13:32Am I going to get shot again?
13:33I'm scared now.
13:34What am I doing?
13:35No, am I not supposed to shoot?
13:37Just keep her chambered.
13:39She's chambered.
13:40Okay.
13:47And now turn around.
13:51Okay.
13:52To the left.
13:53Yeah.
13:53To the left more.
13:54Aim to the left more.
13:55Wait.
13:56Slightly right.
13:56Harry left.
13:57Slightly left.
13:59Don't listen to him.
14:00Up, down.
14:00Up a bit.
14:01Slightly down left.
14:02Slightly.
14:03Up a bit more.
14:04Oh wait.
14:04No.
14:04Okay, Vic.
14:05Left fire.
14:06I don't like this.
14:07Oh, close.
14:08Really close.
14:08Now pull it back.
14:09Aim a bit right.
14:11Right.
14:11Right.
14:12A tiny bit.
14:12Left a bit.
14:14Left a bit.
14:15And there.
14:15No, Vic up.
14:16Up.
14:16Vic up.
14:17Oh.
14:18Okay, new arrow.
14:18New arrow.
14:19Here you go.
14:20Here's another one.
14:21Really close.
14:22Chamber her up.
14:23Ow.
14:23Quick.
14:25Load it up.
14:27Yeah, he's cack handed.
14:28I don't know.
14:29There's something on.
14:30Same power.
14:31I can't get it in.
14:31I can't operate this bow and arrow.
14:33Get her chambered.
14:34She's chambered.
14:36Yeah.
14:37Oh no.
14:37Okay, you got it.
14:38You got it.
14:39All right.
14:40No, no, no.
14:40Okay.
14:42That's more power.
14:43Fire.
14:44Okay, you are.
14:45Vic's chambering better than you right now, G.
14:47Nice one.
14:47I can't work it.
14:49Please.
14:50More or less power.
14:51More or less power.
14:52Okay, where am I going?
14:54All right, left.
14:55Yeah.
14:55Up.
14:56More or less power.
14:57Left.
14:58Fire.
14:59Oh.
15:01Millimetres.
15:02Millimetres.
15:02Fire.
15:04Vic, I beg you, hold the end of the thing.
15:07Great power.
15:08Okay, do that.
15:09Once you've locked it in, hold the string.
15:11Hold the string.
15:12Yeah, hold the string.
15:13Oh, okay.
15:14Yeah, yeah.
15:14I'm using the bow wrong.
15:15Okay.
15:16I didn't know how to use the bow.
15:17Come on.
15:19Okay, line that up.
15:20Okay, you've locked it in.
15:21Pull the string.
15:22Pull the string.
15:22Pull the string.
15:23Yeah.
15:23Yes.
15:24Okay.
15:24Aim a bit left.
15:26Tiny bit left.
15:27There.
15:27Left.
15:28Really left.
15:29Right.
15:30Stop there.
15:33We hit the target.
15:35We did it.
15:36Vic, by the way.
15:37Yeah.
15:37Take this off.
15:39Josh was stood like that and you hit the target.
15:41Oh.
15:42Have we lost?
15:43You're helping them.
15:44Let's go.
15:45No.
15:45I blocked the target.
15:47No.
15:47You're getting him in the more area.
15:49What do you mean?
15:50I blocked the target.
15:51Did I add to get a shot and then shoot him?
15:53No, he just made me shoot you.
15:54Oh, that was enjoyable.
15:56W.
15:57Sharpest shooter in the side.
15:58There it is, everyone.
15:59Thank you for watching the side plus side.
16:02Bye.
16:02Bye.
16:02Now, what's this?
16:04Oh.
16:05No.
16:05It's hard.
16:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:06That's bad.
16:07That doesn't work.
16:08Oh.
16:09Yeah.
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