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00:06This is Voice Impostor.
00:08Each round, one of us is sat in the hot seat.
00:10Right now, it's Harry.
00:12The rest of us are going to impersonate one of the sidemen.
00:15The goal is to work out who's faking it
00:17and who the actual person is.
00:19However, we have a voice changer on,
00:20so it's going to be very hard for him.
00:22Let's spin the wheel to find out who we are.
00:24Right.
00:25Who's it going to be with an impersonator?
00:27I can't even really hear myself talk here.
00:29Oh, no.
00:30Hello, person one.
00:31What's your favorite thing to do on the weekend?
00:33Be with my girlfriend and my wife and my cats.
00:38Person two, what do you...
00:40That's quite an obvious answer.
00:42I don't think it's person one.
00:43Person two, what is your favorite food to eat?
00:48For you.
00:51Right.
00:52Okay, I don't think it's person two.
00:54He wouldn't say that about his wife.
00:56There's no way.
00:56Read on me this, person three.
00:57Harry, how do you think you can improve your golf game?
01:00God beating Harry.
01:02It's kind of a Josh answer.
01:03I don't hate that as number three.
01:05There's something he'd say.
01:06All right, person number four.
01:09Okay, rap me a lyric real quick.
01:11But not about me, I'm Tommy K's.
01:15Okay, nice.
01:17Number five, let's go for...
01:20All right, number five.
01:23What is the weirdest thing you've ever put up your bum?
01:26Weirdest thing?
01:29Probably.
01:31Ooh, there's just so many things.
01:35Do you want a big thing or a small thing?
01:38Oh, what's the...
01:40Let's say the biggest thing, yeah.
01:41Biggest thing?
01:43I think that's JJ.
01:46Ah, it's definitely not.
01:49But I definitely put Freya's dildo on my arse.
01:57Okay, JJ, thank you for that one.
01:59Um, number six.
02:02What's the favorite cyber video you've ever been a part of?
02:05The plan in the original holiday.
02:09Okay, that's...
02:10Just from the cadence, that's gotta be Ethan.
02:12You can, I think.
02:13Um, so I'm stuck between three or four being Josh.
02:17Three and four, please just have a...
02:19No!
02:20Who was that?
02:21No!
02:22Number three, ooh, would you rather get stung by a big stingy wasp
02:30or would you rather have to eat three tablespoons of hot sauce?
02:36I would rather get stung by a big stingy wasp.
02:44Okay, thank you, number three.
02:46Number four, I'm gonna say a word.
02:48You've gotta say a word that rhymes with it.
02:49Okay, let's go.
02:50Tree.
02:51Spanner.
02:52Manor.
02:52Mammoth.
02:53Okay, no.
02:54Oh, manor.
02:54You said manor.
02:55Okay.
02:56Um, oof.
02:57Okay, number three.
02:58Can you just sing a little song for me real quick?
03:02Twinkle.
03:03Twinkle.
03:05Little.
03:05Star.
03:07Okay, I just don't think...
03:09Okay.
03:10Um, honestly, number four in my head sounds the most like
03:13just how Josh talks, but I don't know.
03:15Number four, please, what's your favorite car you've ever driven?
03:21All right.
03:23Okay.
03:24Okay.
03:25Okay.
03:25Fuck.
03:25I'm actually really stuck between three or four here.
03:27I think I'm gonna lock in number four, I think.
03:31I'm pretty sure.
03:32Dab on him.
03:33No.
03:35No.
03:36No.
03:36No.
03:37You did really well with someone like the guest.
03:39Yeah, you can like...
03:40I mean, his was bait.
03:41Yeah, yeah.
03:42More like the cadence you can kind of tell, yeah.
03:43Really?
03:44Yeah.
03:44I tried to slow down how I was speaking.
03:46Oh, fuck.
03:46Who have I got today?
03:49Oh, there's six Ethans over there.
03:52Crazy.
03:53Ethan number one, what's your favorite snack?
03:57Shut up, mate.
03:58What did you say?
03:59Shut up.
04:01Okay.
04:01All right.
04:02That's Josh.
04:05Okay.
04:05Ethan number two, what's your favorite car?
04:08Shut up.
04:09What's your favorite car, Ethan number two?
04:11Shut up.
04:11Shut up.
04:12This is what I'm getting.
04:13I'm getting...
04:14Okay.
04:14All right.
04:17Ethan number two, favorite car.
04:19Okay.
04:19All right.
04:20Okay.
04:20Great.
04:21Ethan number three.
04:23Shut up.
04:26Where's your favorite place to go on holiday?
04:28Shut up.
04:30Okay.
04:31Ethan number four, what was your favorite subject in school?
04:34English.
04:37Okay.
04:38Brexit.
04:39Brexit.
04:40Ethan number five, what is your favorite thing to do with your daughter, Olive?
04:44What's the...
04:47Okay.
04:49All right.
04:49Ethan number six, what is your favorite thing about your partner?
04:53Oh, man.
04:55Oh.
04:55Oh.
04:56Oh.
04:58Oh.
05:01Oh.
05:01Oh, head.
05:03Oh, no.
05:03Forgot.
05:04Oh.
05:04Oh.
05:05Oh.
05:08Oh.
05:08Oh.
05:09I'm going to go ahead, head, head, not the other one.
05:10What is going on?
05:13Are you going to pause sometimes?
05:17Ethan number one, what is your favorite Sidemen Channel?
05:21Fine.
05:22Say it again.
05:23My one.
05:24Oh, okay.
05:25Yeah.
05:26Fair.
05:26Ethan number two, what are your favorite trainers?
05:29Oh, I'm just happy to be here, mate.
05:33Okay. Ethan number three.
05:36What's your favorite brand to wear?
05:39Not going to answer?
05:40Sliding clothing.
05:42That's pretty good.
05:43I'm ready to guess.
05:44I don't need to ask more questions.
05:45I'm guessing that Ethan is...
05:48Oh, no, no.
05:50...number six.
05:52Huh?
05:56What the fuck?
05:57What?
05:57What the fuck?
05:58What the fuck?
05:59He literally had Harry's stamina.
06:01No, no, no.
06:04I can't hear you in his.
06:06Oh, yeah.
06:09In that wheel.
06:10Fuck, this is going to be so hard.
06:12Harry.
06:14Oh, this is tough now because everyone's just going to copy the fucking gimmick thing of like...
06:19Right.
06:20Harry one.
06:20What is your favorite sport that you take part in as a hobby?
06:24Uh, um, I'd say, oh, I love a bit of table tennis.
06:31Oh, table tennis.
06:32Uh, all right.
06:33Harry two.
06:34Uh, what is your favorite, uh, tea to have?
06:38Like, teabag?
06:39Uh, El Grey.
06:40El Grey.
06:42Yeah.
06:42All right.
06:44Uh, uh, Harry three.
06:46What's your favorite holiday destination?
06:49Oh, um, it's my...
06:54Oh, you've got me in the floor.
06:58Oh, that's a toughie.
07:00Oh, Lord.
07:02Wait.
07:03Oh, um, uh, 갈ら bafm um.
07:06Yeah, I'm up.
07:09Oh, well, my, China.
07:12Unk, drop the mic.
07:13Unk, drop the mic, bro.
07:17Right.
07:19Harry Four, who's your favorite Chelsea player of all time?
07:24It's called the Mount.
07:26Mount?
07:30It's called to be Mount.
07:38Harry, Harry, number five, what's your best night out in London?
07:43What are you asking that?
07:44Um, I would say, uh, Libertine.
07:51Libertine? Fuck off.
07:54Harry, number six, if you were trapped in a burning building,
08:01which Sidemen would you hope was there to save you?
08:04Uh, uh, uh, uh, who?
08:07Actually, Charlie B.
08:09What?
08:10Okay.
08:11Alright, uh.
08:12He's the arse man.
08:15I do know what I think of mine, did he mind?
08:17Vic.
08:19Okay.
08:21Harry, number one, what's your favorite game to play?
08:24Oh, I do enjoy a spot of Mario Kart with my brother.
08:31Okay.
08:32Uh, Harry Two, uh, what's, what's your, uh, what's your best check out in darts?
08:39It's gotta be Mount.
08:46Harry Three, what's your, what golf club do you like the most?
08:49Oh, there's just so many, uh, three irons.
08:59Three irons.
09:00Okay.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Uh, Harry Four, uh, if, if you was on a big wedge video and, and they said, oh, you've got
09:07to do a scramble, who would you least like to be on a scramble with?
09:10Definitely Mount.
09:16All right.
09:17Uh, Harry Five, um, what is your favorite, uh, English dish?
09:21Hmm.
09:24I reckon, uh, cheese on toast.
09:30Uh, cheese on toast.
09:32Yeah.
09:32All right.
09:32Uh, Harry, Harry Six, if you was, uh, playing paddle, who would you least like to be on a,
09:38uh, a duo with?
09:40Boaty Mud.
09:41Sophie Mud.
09:42Sophie Mud.
09:43On a paddle court.
09:45Yeah?
09:46Yeah.
09:46You don't see.
09:47You don't see.
09:51I'm torn between five and six.
09:54It's, it's in one of those positions.
09:56Uh, I'll, I'll say Harry Six.
10:00Ooh.
10:01Five!
10:03That was good.
10:04So close.
10:06Sophie Mud.
10:06You think Harry's trying to play paddle with Sophie Mud?
10:09Sophie Mud.
10:10Let's get out Will's pun.
10:13Please stop him, Vic.
10:14All right.
10:15We've got six Vicks.
10:18Ooh.
10:19All right.
10:20Um, person number one.
10:21What's your favorite sex position?
10:24Or.
10:27Cowgirl.
10:30You go cor or or?
10:32Cor, cowgirl.
10:33Two.
10:35How big's your woolly?
10:37Oh, the question.
10:37I actually think woolly's, uh, quite big.
10:39Uh,
10:40Mark Bailey, like, a few times with a, uh,
10:42protractor,
10:43and it came out about, uh,
10:4540 inches.
10:48A protractor?
10:51Three.
10:51Who's your favorite netball player?
10:57Oh,
10:58Mount.
11:00What the fuck did you say?
11:02Mason Mount.
11:06Number four.
11:07When is your birthday?
11:10Second of August,
11:1296.
11:14Ooh.
11:15Look at that Toby, maybe.
11:17JJ ain't knowing that.
11:18Number five.
11:19Hello.
11:20Hello.
11:21If you could be inside any DJ, who would it be?
11:26I...
11:28wouldn't choose to.
11:31However, Afrojack does excite me when we are together.
11:37As long as it's a cold ski slope.
11:42Number six.
11:43What is the longest time you spent on a toilet?
11:46Hours.
11:49Hours.
11:50Okay.
11:51I have no idea.
11:52Fuck, this is hard actually.
11:53Number one.
11:54What is your favorite Minecraft block?
11:57Whoa.
12:03Why did you just go, whoa?
12:06I...
12:08really...
12:09love...
12:10coal.
12:12Coal.
12:13Coal.
12:14Coal.
12:15Okay.
12:17Two.
12:18What is your favorite country to visit?
12:20You know me.
12:22Um, I love to go to Canada.
12:25Hmm.
12:26That could be Simon, maybe.
12:28Oh, I don't know.
12:28It's hard.
12:29Three.
12:30Yes.
12:30What is your...
12:33favorite memory at the Simon House?
12:34You know what?
12:36Probably when I was...
12:38quite piano.
12:39No.
12:44Oh, fuck.
12:45What sideman...
12:46Come on mate, what is it like?
12:47Oh, sorry.
12:48Toby.
12:49What sideman would you like at your bun the most?
12:51Harry.
12:52I think he'd be gentle with it.
12:56Uh, five.
12:57Hello.
12:58Hello.
13:00Five.
13:00How...
13:01How spicy do you like it at Nando's?
13:03Mmm.
13:06Sometimes...
13:06lemon and herb.
13:09But...
13:09I've recently gone for plain.
13:12Plain?
13:14Oh, yeah.
13:15By the way, I have no idea.
13:17I just asked questions and just enjoyed the answers.
13:19Uh, six.
13:22What's...
13:22Uh, six.
13:26Whenever you're ready.
13:28Uh, six.
13:30What's your favorite cheese?
13:31What?
13:32I have no idea what's going on.
13:34Blue cheese.
13:35I'm addicted to blue cheese.
13:38You're a victim to blue cheese.
13:40Oh, no.
13:40You're addicted to blue cheese.
13:42Blue cheese.
13:42That's not Vic.
13:43Uh, okay.
13:45One...
13:45One of the guys...
13:46It's one of the guys that goes...
13:47Every time.
13:48I'm gonna go five.
13:50Fuck.
13:50Blue cheese.
13:51Blue cheese.
13:54Yeah.
13:55All right.
13:56Who are we getting?
13:57All right.
13:57I'm going to talk to six...
14:01JJs.
14:02So, KSI number one.
14:03Hello.
14:04I ain't no.
14:04What the hell?
14:05What would you do to me if we were alone?
14:08That-that-that.
14:09Oh, wouldn't you like to move?
14:11Okay, I think that's either JJ or Toby.
14:15Uh, number two.
14:17Why do you wear a bandana?
14:19I'm on by him.
14:20You know the answer.
14:22That-that was a good answer, you know.
14:24That was a...
14:24That sounded like him too.
14:26Uh, number three.
14:27What's your favorite flavor of prime?
14:30You...
14:35Ice prop.
14:36What was all that noise at the start?
14:39What the fuck was that?
14:40Okay.
14:41Uh, KSI number four.
14:43Let's say Ethan booted one of your cats out a window.
14:48What are you doing to him?
14:50That's a madness family.
14:53I top him off like 90.
14:58Okay.
15:00Uh, number five.
15:03What is...
15:04Can you say something nice about Jake Paul?
15:06Fuck him.
15:07What was that?
15:08Fuck him.
15:09Okay.
15:11Uh, number six.
15:14If KSI didn't stand for knowledge, strength and integrity, what would it stand for?
15:20Cool sexy individual.
15:25Okay.
15:28Um...
15:32What was the K in that?
15:36Cool.
15:36Okay.
15:38Uh, back to number one.
15:40Um, you have to pick between your chef, driver, and assistant.
15:47You can only keep one.
15:49I'm keeping my driver, man.
15:52Okay.
15:52Number two.
15:53How's I hate driving?
15:55Who would you sleep with out of the Sidemen?
15:59Oh, man.
16:01Things get into yours.
16:09Number three.
16:10Which is your favorite Sidemen channel and why?
16:14Um...
16:15Reacts.
16:19Okay.
16:21Uh, and why?
16:23Uh...
16:23Just love it, man.
16:27Okay.
16:28Number four.
16:29Do you think...
16:30How many of the Sidemen could you beat up in a fight at once?
16:34They're nothing to me, G.
16:37I want to say that that's Josh.
16:42I don't know.
16:44Um...
16:44Number five.
16:45What's the best thing you've ever bought?
16:47The Humber clock.
16:54Probably...
16:54My, uh...
16:55Nah, Lamborghini.
16:57Nah, Lamborghini.
17:00Bitch, I know you see me.
17:03Ah, I get it.
17:03I get it.
17:04I get it.
17:04I get it.
17:04I get it.
17:05I get it.
17:07I think that's Ethan.
17:10Um...
17:10Number six.
17:11What is your favorite slang word?
17:14Dunno.
17:17Okay.
17:20Um...
17:20First round I was on one or two.
17:22That round I was on two or three.
17:24So I'm just going to go for number two.
17:26I've got to go for it.
17:29I'll go for it.
17:30Fuck!
17:32Fuck!
17:32Fuck Jake Paul!
17:33He said, fuck Jake Paul!
17:35He said, fuck Jake Paul!
17:36Chopped him up.
17:36He almost remembered.
17:39Chopped him up again.
17:41We are playing spot the Simon.
17:43Simon number one, what is the best video that we've done together?
17:49Original crossbar challenge.
17:51Interesting, okay.
17:52Simon number two, what is your biggest weakness in football?
17:58That I'm too good.
18:01Okay, okay. That could be Simon, you know.
18:06Simon number three, which of the sidemen has the most slappable face?
18:11Hmm. Haven.
18:15That sounds like Josh.
18:19Simon number four, where did we shoot our first football collaboration together?
18:26Bexley Heath, the good try.
18:31That's giving me Harry vibes and I don't know why.
18:36Simon number five, what has been your favorite hairstyle that you've had?
18:41Okay, JJ.
18:44The, the foe.
18:47Oh, that's now making me think Ethan.
18:52Simon number six, what have you spent the most money on that isn't a car or a house?
18:59Black people.
19:01Okay, I think I've found JJ.
19:12Assignment number six, what's your favorite thing about KSI?
19:17His sweet black...
19:19Can you say that again, please?
19:21His sweet black arsehole.
19:24Asshole.
19:25Okay, right.
19:26I can see right inside it.
19:28Okay.
19:29I saw it twinge.
19:32All right, thank you.
19:33Simon number five, what was the best day of your life?
19:37Ah, you'd expect me to say my child.
19:44However, it's when I did the inflatable series.
19:50That's definitely Ethan.
19:53That has to be Ethan.
20:02Simon number four, what is Josh's best golfing attribute?
20:08His drive home.
20:13That's Harry.
20:16Simon number three, what is the best present you ever got?
20:19When KSI stuck up my bum.
20:22Okay, all right.
20:24That's Josh.
20:25It was really nice.
20:27That's enough Josh, thank you.
20:30And black.
20:32But it was a little bit actually.
20:34Shut the fuck up.
20:35Simon number two.
20:37No, I'm still going.
20:38Josh.
20:42I'm back again.
20:45Simon number two, what is your favorite food?
20:48Probably.
20:53KSI's arsehole.
20:55Okay.
20:57Num, num, no.
21:02Simon number one, other than football, what's your favorite sport to play?
21:08Running ring frowned little gimps like you.
21:13I think I can tell you which one every single one of them is.
21:17I think Vicky's one.
21:20I think Simon's two.
21:22I think Josh is three.
21:23I think Harry's four.
21:25Ethan's five and JJ's six.
21:27Fucking hell.
21:29No, man.
21:31Fucking hell.
21:32Fair play.
21:34Fair play.
21:35Okay.
21:35So I'm going to be doing Toby.
21:39We're not doing him.
21:41There's six Tobys that are there.
21:48Toby number one, say the n-word.
21:53Oh, that's got me, Toby.
21:56That's got me, Toby.
21:57There's no way.
21:58Okay, wait.
21:59Toby number two, say the n-word.
22:05Okay, now I'm stuck.
22:07All right.
22:08I'm just going to ask a little more questions now.
22:10Number three.
22:12Which out of the Sidemen's asshole would you lick?
22:17The n-word one.
22:19What?
22:23What?
22:28All right.
22:32Um...
22:33Toby number four.
22:35What is your favorite football team?
22:37Manny Nights at Woody Dean.
22:39Okay.
22:46Number f-
22:47Toby number five.
22:49Who do you want to win the league this season?
22:51Not Arsenal.
22:54What?
22:56Okay.
22:58Uh-huh.
22:58Toby number six.
23:00Uh-uh.
23:01What is your favorite position?
23:02Sexual position.
23:04Pete.
23:07Okay.
23:08So, I'm...
23:10I'm cooked.
23:11All right, all right.
23:13In this round, no one's allowed to say the n-word.
23:17Toby number one.
23:19What is the weirdest thing you've wanked to?
23:22Uh, you know me.
23:27What?
23:28I don't know you like that.
23:30What the fuck?
23:31What the fuck?
23:32Air forces.
23:36Air forces.
23:38You...
23:42Okay.
23:44Uh, number two.
23:45Toby number two.
23:46Oh, my God.
23:47What is your favorite food?
23:50You know me.
23:55Oh, yes, of course.
23:57Oh, man.
23:58This is hard.
23:59Toby number three.
24:00What is your next video on your channel?
24:03Ah, you know me.
24:06What?
24:07Why do you keep saying that?
24:09Not boasted anymore.
24:12You've just stopped.
24:13Nah, it's dead.
24:16Uh, I don't even know if Toby would say that.
24:18Uh, I guess he w...
24:20He wouldn't.
24:20He wouldn't say that.
24:21He wouldn't say his channel's dead.
24:23Um, okay.
24:25Toby number four.
24:27Uh, I want you just to laugh.
24:31Hee hee.
24:31Hee hee dee hee.
24:35Hee hee.
24:37What the fuck is that?
24:39Copy.
24:40Okay, that's Josh.
24:41You're...
24:43That's...
24:43Yeah, that's...
24:44Definitely Josh.
24:46Is it...
24:47You know me?
24:50Toby number five.
24:52Where's the weirdest place you've taken a dump?
24:58I...
25:00did it...
25:02in...
25:02the courtyard...
25:04of the Halo Tower.
25:08Do you know me?
25:12Toby?
25:13Toby number six.
25:15Favorite sweet.
25:17You know me.
25:20I love Harry Boatang plastics.
25:25Okay.
25:27Dipped in vinegar.
25:31Dipped in vinegar.
25:33Dipped in vinegar.
25:33Okay.
25:33What did you call me?
25:36Oh, okay.
25:38All right.
25:41There's something about Toby number two that's screaming to me.
25:46Toby, Toby number two.
25:47How many fingers have you put up your arse?
25:50Do you know me?
25:52Yes.
25:54All of them.
25:56All right, Toby wouldn't say that.
25:58All right, Toby number three.
25:59Have you ever...
26:01Picked your nose?
26:02Uh-huh.
26:03You know me.
26:05Oh, obsessed.
26:06All of them.
26:08All of them?
26:10With salt and vinegar crisps.
26:12Oh, okay.
26:16All right.
26:17What'd you call me?
26:20Oh, man, I have no clue.
26:22All right, I'm gonna...
26:23Do you not know me?
26:24I'm gonna say it's Toby number two.
26:26You don't know me.
26:32Mate, that is awful.
26:35I hate that so much.
26:37Well, there it is, ladies and gentlemen.
26:38That's a stupid game.
26:40That's so fun, though.
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