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00:06This is Voice Impostor 2.
00:12Today, we are doing the first date edition.
00:15So, we will take it in turns to go in the hot seat while the rest of the group
00:18impersonate one of us on the other side of the curtain.
00:21However, this time, we're basing our decisions on first date style questions only.
00:25The goal is to work out who's faking it and who the actual person is.
00:28However, all our voices will be disguised with the help of a voice changer.
00:31This time, it's a sexy woman.
00:33We get to ask each person two questions.
00:36Oh, no.
00:37That's the energy.
00:38All right, I am up.
00:39I am looking for the real Harry.
00:45It's JJ.
00:46Oh, JJ number one.
00:49What is your favorite date you've been on?
00:57I am naughty when I picked up a big girl from the train station and took her own and gave
01:08her a good'un.
01:09Okay.
01:10I think that was Josh.
01:12Let's get JJ number two, please.
01:14What's your favorite restaurant to take girls to on a date?
01:16Or take people to on a date?
01:18Um, tell you, have stiff heat.
01:24Okay.
01:26Um, JJ number three.
01:30What is your favorite car?
01:32Oh.
01:35These nuggets ain't ready.
01:40I just love the car that I get to suck you in.
01:46Any car that's big enough for me to suck you in will be the best car for me.
01:57Hmm.
01:59I have no idea who that was.
02:00JJ number four.
02:02What is your favorite love film or romantic film?
02:06Oh, anything you're in.
02:12Just I could put my big, black, scrubbing cock right in your mouth.
02:24That might have actually been JJ.
02:26JJ number five.
02:28Hi.
02:30Hey.
02:32What is your ideal date?
02:35I would bend you over and stick my big black dick in that tiny little bottom.
02:59Awesome.
03:01Do I have to do another round of questions, really?
03:04Do I have to?
03:05Or can I just guess now?
03:11I don't want to do another round of questions.
03:15I have to go again.
03:17Come on.
03:17Come on, big black.
03:18Okay.
03:18All right.
03:18Let's have JJ number one back, please.
03:20Hi.
03:21What is your favorite thing about Simon?
03:28My favorite.
03:31My favorite little white bottom.
03:36I love bombing him.
03:44Can I resign?
03:46No.
03:48All right.
03:48JJ number two.
03:50What is your favorite thing about being in the side, man?
04:00Well, I do a lot of things.
04:04I do boxing.
04:06I do music.
04:08I do videos for the ring I like most is side and then video.
04:22My concert end.
04:30I can't do it.
04:37Okay.
04:38Thanks for that.
04:39JJ number three.
04:41JJ number three.
04:42Can you sing me a song, please?
04:44Meet me at the ice cream truck.
04:46I'll buy you an ice cream.
04:49Then I'll put it in your thumb and I'll make you cream.
04:55Lick it up quick before it melts on the floor.
04:59I got it.
05:01Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
05:03Do you need some cum?
05:05Okay.
05:07This is bad.
05:09This is bad.
05:10Why?
05:11Why are you all like this?
05:13JJ four.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Can you tell me a nice, innocent.
05:20Yeah.
05:21Come on.
05:22What was that?
05:23Come on.
05:27Can you do a nursery rhyme?
05:30Oh, no.
05:31Not that.
05:35Bob, Bob, black sheep.
05:39Have you early pussied?
05:44Well, this is horror.
05:48Is that, is that okay?
05:50Can I have JJ number five?
05:52Talkin' me, boy.
05:54Is this JJ number five I'm talking to now?
05:56It is.
05:57It's JJ.
05:58It's all through me.
06:00What is your favorite TV show?
06:02Say that again.
06:04Whisper in my ear.
06:06What's your favorite TV show?
06:11Say it again.
06:13What's your favorite TV show?
06:16I love when you yell at me.
06:21I would have to say...
06:24Mount.
06:26Mount.
06:35I don't want to talk to any of you.
06:38None?
06:39I think that...
06:41I don't even know.
06:42I don't want it to be any of you.
06:44I don't know.
06:46I'm going to guess JJ is number four.
06:53That's right.
06:56That was awful.
06:57Why'd you pick me?
06:59So I am trying to find the real Vic star.
07:04Okay.
07:05My headphones are on.
07:06Number one.
07:07Where would you take me on a date?
07:09To my Minecraft server.
07:13What the fuck?
07:15Number two.
07:16What would we do?
07:17What would you do to me after the date?
07:19I would let you smell my sexy pussy.
07:29What the fuck?
07:31I don't want to...
07:32I don't want them regardless.
07:34Okay.
07:35Number three.
07:36Who would be more dominant out of the two of us if we were on the date?
07:40I would bum you.
07:44Okay.
07:45They're the bum.
07:47Okay.
07:48Number four.
07:48Who would pick who up?
07:50Who would be the pioneer of the date?
07:54I'd pick you up and drag you out.
07:57Number five.
07:59Can you give me the noises you would make in bed?
08:03Yeah.
08:03Yeah.
08:04No.
08:06No.
08:06No.
08:07Yeah.
08:08Yeah.
08:09Yeah.
08:09Yeah.
08:09Yeah.
08:10Yeah.
08:14Yeah.
08:16God, I feel like Danny Aarons.
08:19No, not nice.
08:20Okay.
08:21Back to, back to number one.
08:22What would you wear on our date?
08:24A pretty drink, a pink dress.
08:27Number two.
08:28Yeah.
08:29Fuck it.
08:30Oh, number two.
08:30You sound hot, you know.
08:32Yeah.
08:34Yeah.
08:34I would just shout naughty things to you.
08:38All right.
08:39Uh-huh.
08:40Um.
08:41Yeah.
08:43What?
08:44Uh.
08:47Come on.
08:48All right.
08:48Number three.
08:49No, if it's number two.
08:51No, no, no.
08:51No, number three.
08:52No, number two.
08:53I don't need to hear any more from you.
08:54Number three.
08:54Yeah.
08:55That's still number two, I think, isn't it?
08:58No.
09:00Number three.
09:01Yes.
09:02Would you prefer a relaxing date or a more active date?
09:07Hmm.
09:08Well, uh, as it has a Vixen star by my sister said, oh, I won't quit.
09:16What are you saying?
09:17I can't do it.
09:18Take the headphones off and speak.
09:21I would like an active one.
09:24Maybe walk walking my dog.
09:26I can't do it.
09:29Maybe walking my dog round.
09:32I'll be honest.
09:33You said about three words that came through.
09:35I'm going to move on to number four.
09:38It's like a squeeze cheese, Jay.
09:38Give me number four.
09:39Give me number four.
09:40Would you buy me flowers on the date?
09:42And if so, what?
09:44I would get you some yummy sunflowers.
09:49Number five.
09:50What's your idea of a perfect date?
09:52Oh, I would like you to come into my bedroom and play my piano and watch me play Minecraft
10:02whilst eating salt and pepper chicken wings.
10:08You know me.
10:11Okay.
10:12Hopefully we're not bringing that back again.
10:15I'm going to say that Vic star is, uh, I'm thinking number five is, is, was that number?
10:22I just asked number five, didn't I?
10:23Okay.
10:23I think number five might be Josh.
10:26You know what?
10:27Vic is number four.
10:31I'm locking in four.
10:35I don't know what number you are.
10:36Oh, he's one.
10:37Oh, he's one and two.
10:38One and four.
10:40Two is too obvious.
10:41Okay.
10:42I'm at the wheel.
10:43And I'm trying to find out who Simon really is.
10:49Number one.
10:50Hey, big boy.
10:52How many times do you poo a day?
10:54However many you want me to.
10:59Oh, okay.
11:00Nice.
11:01Yeah.
11:02Salmon number two.
11:04Yes.
11:05What's your favorite porn?
11:07Who?
11:08Pa.
11:11The kingly a medium of a video.
11:20I like, I like the ones with, uh, ooh, ooh.
11:26J-O-I for big sigh.
11:34What the fuck is going on?
11:37What the fuck was that?
11:39All right.
11:40I've had enough of you, Simon number two.
11:42Simon number three.
11:43Are you a spitter or a swallower?
11:46I am the gobble machine.
11:50Gobble, gobble.
11:52Yummy tummy.
11:54Oh.
11:55Uh, okay.
11:57Uh, all right.
11:58Simon number four.
11:59Which sideman would you beat in a fight?
12:02Oh.
12:04I wouldn't beat any of them.
12:13They'd all beat me.
12:17And I'd love it.
12:20Okay.
12:21Simon number five.
12:22What is your favorite color?
12:27My favorite color is whatever you're wearing.
12:31Ooh.
12:32Uh, I'm wearing black.
12:34So, do you like the color black?
12:36I love black.
12:42Oh, I think I've got a rough idea.
12:44Simon number one.
12:45We're going to get even more sexual.
12:48Love it.
12:50What porn made you, um, ejaculate the hardest?
12:55J-O-I for Big Sigh.
12:59That's Simon number one.
13:01You there?
13:02It's gotta be J-O-I for Big Sigh.
13:08I can't fucking mid-thirties.
13:11J-O-I for Big Sigh.
13:14Say it again.
13:16J-O-I for Big Sigh.
13:18Oh, one, one time.
13:21J-O-I for Big Sigh.
13:29That's all right.
13:30Simon number two.
13:31You're about to hide.
13:32It's me again.
13:40Are you more of an anal person or a fisting person?
13:44What?
13:46What?
13:46Ooh, to be fair, I am a bit of...
13:49Oh, fuck off.
13:53To be fair, I am a bit anal.
13:55I like things to be very specific.
13:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:59You know me?
14:00Yeah.
14:01What?
14:01This is so hard.
14:05All right, Arson, Arson, Arson again.
14:07Fuck it, man.
14:09How do you guys do that?
14:10I think that was Harry.
14:14I'm really struggling with this.
14:16We'll go to number three.
14:17What is the longest you've kissed someone for?
14:21Oh, goodness me.
14:26I love kissing.
14:27I enjoy kissing.
14:29I enjoy kissing your mum on the mouth.
14:33Okay.
14:34Yummy yinka.
14:37Okay.
14:40Simon number four.
14:41Do you lick arse?
14:42If you do.
14:43Or what's the longest you've done it for?
14:45Do I lick arse?
14:47That's a silly question.
14:49I'm the queen of arse licking.
14:52I lick every arse in the land.
14:56All types of arse.
14:59Any flavour.
15:01Any colour.
15:03I'll lick it.
15:04What?
15:05What?
15:05Even ones that aren't Talia?
15:08Even better.
15:14Jesus Christ.
15:15All right, moving on.
15:17Simon number five.
15:18What male celebrity would you eat the arse of?
15:23I'd eat the arse of every player on the Leeds team.
15:26I just love them so much and want them to play well.
15:35Okay.
15:36All right.
15:38I think Josh is number five.
15:40Harry is number two.
15:42I think Vic is number one.
15:46Ethan is number four.
15:48Simon number three.
15:49He nailed it.
15:51He nailed it.
15:54You've got one right.
15:57Yeah.
15:58I don't know how you won't do it.
16:00Right.
16:00Ethan Bazinga here.
16:01And I'm going to guess.
16:06I'm guessing Harry.
16:08Harry number one.
16:10Which of the sidemen would you most like to kiss your mum on the mouth?
16:26I get the idea, mate.
16:28I get the idea.
16:30Harry number two.
16:32How do you make the perfect cup of tea?
16:36Oh, I, I, I, I, man, I would, sorry.
16:45Tea bag in next.
16:48Then I would make sure that the milk is in first.
16:54First?
16:56Fuck.
16:57Oh, fuck, fuck.
17:02All right.
17:03Uh, uh, Harry number three.
17:05Your, your, your favorite Chelsea player of all time.
17:21I didn't quite hear that, number three.
17:30Nothing is coming through my head, by the way.
17:33Chelsea would have to direct you.
17:35Are you speaking Parsons?
17:38Oh, all right.
17:40Fuck it.
17:40I'm doomed here.
17:41Uh, Harry number four, please.
17:43If you were to go to Dishoom, what is your favorite order?
17:47Oh, if I went to Dishoom, I had the spice, spice, spicy, it's hot, I'm going to do this,
17:55is it, and cut curry.
18:01This is fucking awful.
18:03Harry number five, uh, how, how many paddle balls could you fit up your bottom?
18:09Oh, well, it depends, depends on the size.
18:15A paddle ball.
18:17Oooooo.
18:20Oh, the way, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
18:28I fucking hate all of you guys.
18:35I hate you all, man.
18:36This is barbaric.
18:37All I've got is people hissing in my ear in a female voice.
18:45we'll be normal now don't worry oh thank you cheers uh uh uh right back to number one that's
18:52me yeah what's your favorite uh roadshow video you've ever made i didn't oh oh what's your
19:00favorite one that he's made no i asked you the question oh oh the pink slip versus gone
19:19stop fucking hissing and taking breaths sorry harry 2 yeah what is your favorite place you've
19:29traveled to on assignment shoot oh that's a good one um gansey
19:42no i went home
19:47harry number three who was your favorite oh my god who was your favorite flatmate out of cal freezy
19:55oh that's a good question who what oh that's a good question yeah callum callum freezy or
20:05callum lux oh it's coming um bro bro
20:21harry number four please please harry number four harry number four here yeah thank you hello
20:28mate uh what's your favorite car
20:37no no this is awful i've got five of them doing what harry does
20:49that's a good one so what's your favorite car this is harry number five oh okay now
20:58uh you sat nav what i think no you can't
21:06all right uh harry number five okay now what's your favorite biscuit
21:28all right i i i i don't even know who to guess uh uh uh i think that harry is
21:39number one
21:42you're right
21:46the second round of questions i knew i could figure out who some of you were
21:51all right okay it's my turn in the hot seat uh and i'm gonna be trying to figure out which
21:58one
21:58is the real josh okay right let's all speak clearly here okay all right number one why is your head
22:05so
22:06big
22:08because i use it to put in people's arf holes
22:12right
22:14it's quite hard when you're sat here josh number two what is the best card you've ever got in a
22:20box
22:20or a pack oh this one time i got a scratch and sniff card and i scratched it and it
22:28smelled like your mum
22:33okay thank you that's really hard here okay uh josh number three when will you next leave your house
22:44well i'm out for day on are you cunt
22:50okay fair enough josh number four if you had to pick between getting robbed of everything you have
22:59or a yacht i'm trying to think which if you had to pick if you had to pick between
23:04uh how okay if you had to pick between a plate of cheese or a plate of bananas which one
23:10would you eat
23:10you know me
23:15big yellow
23:20okay and then josh number five what do you reckon millwall are gonna get promoted this season
23:27no okay i'm i'm i think three was the only one that gave me an inkling of oh no maybe
23:33three is the
23:34only one i think might be might be josh nobody cares
23:37okay right well let's go back to number one then um josh number one could you please tell me how
23:44what is how many what what's your favorite game of all time that's not one of the obvious ones
23:50running rings around little gimps like you
23:54okay good throwback josh number two could you
23:58insult the person sat right in front of you
24:09oh where do i start they're both very round
24:15rotunda would say oh the the rotunda would say makes me think that's josh that felt like something
24:23he'd say like rotunda yeah okay all right cool noted uh number josh number three what do you what
24:28what's the worst thing you've ever found in your own beard
24:30uh i'll say nits because that's what you want me to say isn't it
24:36nits okay is that what you wanted me to say no no your answer away could be anything it's fine
24:40nothing it's a beard you wanker
24:44okay number josh number four what is what is something you've never done that you really want to do
24:49go outside
24:53josh number five uh give me a compliment um
25:02give me a second no i have got this it's coming
25:08i like your paddling skills
25:16okay thanks i'm so i think it's between two or three um i think threes answers were sounded more
25:22like josh but then just josh in rotunda rotunda sounded like josh but i'm gonna go my i think i
25:28think josh is number three nice one yes oh mate it's too easy no no no no no no you
25:37had it on the rotunda
25:38all right final round uh they are all said to be ethan i must find the real ethan ethan number
25:46one
25:47describe your best ever wank
25:59so many to pick from oh it's a serial anchor my favorite ones are when i think about you
26:08oh thank you is that it no i like treachery
26:18are you gonna speak some more i like joi with sigh
26:25it's just regular sign i'm not big sign anymore move on okay
26:30ether number two what is the largest object you could balance on your penis
26:36i would say well i have tried this before but my dog rollo balances quite well
26:47oh oh no
26:50oh no ether number three could you give me your best rollo okay could you give me your best rollo
26:58impression balancing on your penis well he's a dog so i just have to imagine your mum mate
27:07ether number four hello hello what is your favorite song lyric of all time
27:14man can't bus on my tea man can't bus on my tea uh fair ethan number five if you could
27:23describe
27:25your wife in three words what would they be oh
27:31uh
27:34loving kind
27:40exuberant exuberant exuberant what does that mean white girl
27:46married white girl wife he doesn't have the maxo anymore okay all right back to ethan one that's me
27:54why do you keep making that noise
27:59if you could have any item in the world in the palm of your hand what would it be a
28:03one of one
28:04tops ksi card oh that can't be ethan surely you wouldn't say that be right he did that shirt
28:14ethan number two what is your favorite bit of advice to lose weight oh well to lose it you gotta
28:24gain it first so well actually don't have nine um um
28:34do i put a poop sorry a poo if you don't poo you lose weight oh a poo you do
28:41a poo okay yeah
28:42fair you're not wrong ethan number three give me a good one this time what what do you want the
28:46last one was shit mate what was the last one i don't know something about your mom dog in a
28:51penis or
28:51something oh yeah yeah what do you want this time give me like a round oh no she's asking my
28:56favorite
28:56color is what the color is or no it's something coming at the end of your sentence
29:05oh feisty one insult your own wife in the nicest way possible she's too loving
29:15is that an insult though oh sure mate it's just like this is awful like you're
29:20share this aren't you yeah you're actually you're just waffling and no one gives a
29:25shit no no no no no no no i'm still here all right you shut your mouth
29:34okay um i'm asking the questions now okay all right eighth and number four um
29:42what would you do to josh as though arse oh that rickety little hornitty bam bingling rat
29:52would get it i'm gonna bomb yeah oh bone yeah oh fucking bomb yeah you won't
30:01fucking dip me out of that thing you could have pulled me out of it with the strength of the
30:07thousand
30:08songs i would go soft in that thing i would die in that thing you gotta die for three points
30:22come on you irons
30:29great question number three great question perfect aether number five what's your favorite place to
30:34come it's number four again i'd come in your little thing and you wouldn't get me out of it
30:50i'll tell you now i've moved in there i've got a lifetime tenancy it's like the london stadium and
30:56you're paying for it because i can live in in it the thing is not only ethan and simon could
31:01speak like
31:01that at number four i feel like jj would crease too quickly or no harry can't talk with that thing
31:07on
31:07no one care
31:12fuck it i want to i want to meet number four he like it's my ideal date so i'm gonna
31:15eat for number four
31:17you're done get a fuck you don't think you can talk like that no but like because he's having a
31:22friend like eloquently he spoke well the whole time oh he doesn't think eloquently
31:26like normally like he'd crease too quickly where you'd be able to keep going
31:29he just did he did that he did do that well done for us thank you bro that's it for
31:33the day thanks
31:34for watching everyone these two obvious outfits
31:36oh that was bob barry
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