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00:07Who's just, like, being prepared to get violated?
00:12Possibly, yeah.
00:14Welcome to Cyplus Saturday!
00:17Today is Guess Who in Real Life.
00:20Wow!
00:21So, you guys are gonna go first in choosing a person,
00:24then we are going to ask subjective questions.
00:26Okay.
00:27You will answer yes or no, and then we will tell those people to get out.
00:31Okay.
00:32And then we will swap over.
00:33Okay.
00:33We'll look this way.
00:34We'll just stand over here.
00:35Yeah.
00:36And you guys have a little huddle to someone.
00:38We've got a little walk.
00:39Let's pick one of the guys as you want.
00:41Yeah.
00:42Okay.
00:42Yeah.
00:43Yeah.
00:44Happy.
00:45Should we show cameras?
00:52Don't give it away, guys.
00:53Don't give it away.
00:53They could actually get this in one.
00:55No way.
00:55What if they got one in 18?
00:57No way.
00:57One in 18, they get this.
00:58How do you even do this?
00:59Can I just, like, shoot on a vibe basis?
01:01If you want to just tell one person to get out, go for it.
01:04Hang on.
01:04This is a 5% jackpot opportunity.
01:07If you hit this, you're just players of the game.
01:09Okay.
01:09Put your hand up.
01:10What kind of...
01:12Okay.
01:12I meant without showing them, but...
01:13There's no point.
01:16There's no point to put your hands up.
01:17You might as well talk.
01:18We're not gonna change who our person is, basically.
01:20Can you say?
01:21Where's Eleven?
01:22Right there.
01:23I don't know.
01:24Oh, okay.
01:25So you going with that?
01:26Are you gonna try an aura farm?
01:28Yeah.
01:28All right.
01:28Okay.
01:29I think it's Eleven.
01:30Is it Eleven?
01:31No.
01:32Oh, dang it.
01:33Sorry, Eleven.
01:34You have to leave.
01:35Eleven, you have to leave.
01:37Sorry.
01:38Get yourself a drink.
01:39Get tea.
01:40Where's gonna go?
01:41Okay.
01:41Now let's ask a question.
01:42No, no, no, no.
01:43We've lost the aura moment.
01:44Yeah, yeah, that was...
01:46Shoot or shoot.
01:46All right.
01:47I've got a question.
01:48Ethan.
01:49Would you feel very comfortable leaving Olive with this person?
01:57Yeah.
01:58Very comfortable.
01:59Okay.
01:59Very comfortable.
02:00Potter out.
02:01You have to wait.
02:04Very comfortable.
02:06Who would you not feel comfortable?
02:08I think...
02:09Good shot.
02:10I'm gonna pass it.
02:11I'm gonna pass it.
02:12Yeah.
02:13I'm fine.
02:14The way he answered...
02:15I wanna get rid of 13 as well.
02:18That's fine.
02:18Yeah.
02:19Oh, yeah.
02:20He wouldn't go...
02:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:21Doing what he's up to.
02:22Yeah.
02:25Don't make it weird.
02:26I didn't make it weird.
02:27I'm not used to the characters reacting.
02:30Usually it's just a picture.
02:32Yeah, we'll get rid of 13.
02:33Sorry, 13.
02:33You sure?
02:34Yeah, yeah.
02:34We're looking for like...
02:35I think we're looking for like a parently figure here now.
02:38Yeah, but I said very close.
02:39Yeah, he's looking for someone he's...
02:41He wouldn't lie to us, didn't he?
02:41And I'm sorry.
02:43I wanna get rid of...
02:44Four.
02:45Four.
02:46Okay.
02:47Four.
02:48Yeah, all right.
02:49You wouldn't trust him.
02:50I actually...
02:51Bro, come on.
02:53If feed her takeaways too much...
02:56I don't think he's trustworthy.
02:58The way he answers is making me...
02:59I don't think you don't seem trustworthy.
03:00No, no, no.
03:01But the way he answered...
03:02He's making me think motherly.
03:04I think it's a female, yeah.
03:05I think it's a female.
03:06But we can't just get rid of all the guys.
03:08Should we get through a five?
03:08Five?
03:10Five?
03:11Five?
03:11Five and...
03:11Yeah, he's doing the manosphere hands right now.
03:13Oh, yeah.
03:14The chemistry.
03:17He's gonna go five, you're gone.
03:19Five, you're gone.
03:20Powered up in the corner.
03:21Powered up in the corner, bro.
03:22Powered up in the corner, bro.
03:24Yeah.
03:24You do this shit too, bro.
03:25Come on, bro.
03:26Why do I do this?
03:27Yeah, you sit there like this sometimes.
03:29I didn't know this was a fucking manosphere.
03:31Yeah, you're manosphering, bro.
03:32Wow, Illuminati.
03:33What are these ones?
03:34It might be the kind of sunglasses on his head that he likes, you know?
03:37I didn't know this was a fucking...
03:38Yeah, I think it was just a ten on time to get rid of this.
03:41Nah, I think he'd...
03:42Yeah?
03:43Okay, well, I've had my...
03:44I've had my fudge.
03:45Okay.
03:45You go, you go.
03:47Harry can ask a question.
03:48Yeah.
03:48Vic, if there was a million pounds on the line...
03:52Okay.
03:53Could you beat this person in a hundred meter sprint?
03:58He looked up left first.
04:00I'm gonna say...
04:02Are you confident?
04:03Are you confident beating him a hundred meter sprint?
04:05I'm not confident.
04:06You're not confident beating him.
04:07Yeah, so who are you getting rid of?
04:11You've got to get rid of people he's confident he could beat.
04:13Confident he wouldn't beat a sprint.
04:15Everyone's...
04:17I think he thinks he'll beat...
04:18I honestly think he'll beat the entire...
04:20He thinks he'll beat the entire front row.
04:22I think.
04:23I genuinely think...
04:25I think you think he'll beat...
04:26I don't know if he would,
04:27but I think you think he would.
04:30I think...
04:31So Vic looked top left,
04:32and then started panning round,
04:34to almost like overcome his say.
04:36He also did say him.
04:40Did he?
04:40At the end.
04:42I'm pretty sure he did.
04:43Did he?
04:43I'm not confident.
04:44You're not confident.
04:45Not confident beating him.
04:46I think he might be back left.
04:47But he looked top left.
04:48I think he looked top left.
04:50He looked top left.
04:50Did he say here bro?
04:53I don't know.
04:53Are you sure he said here?
04:54He looked top left first time.
04:56But as well...
04:57I look at top left man,
04:58and I go...
04:58Yeah.
05:00He might fuck me off for you.
05:01He won't.
05:01Just a simple yeah or no would've done bro.
05:04Just a simple yeah or no.
05:06I'm gonna...
05:07As my play,
05:08the entire front row is going.
05:11Yeah.
05:11I respect it.
05:12Sorry.
05:12Front row.
05:13Clean sweep.
05:16He's pregnant.
05:18Oh one of them is.
05:18Oh.
05:18Oh yes.
05:19What number is that?
05:20Eight.
05:20Eight.
05:22You are pregnant.
05:24We are going to remove you.
05:28No race for you.
05:31I said would I beat him?
05:33Would I beat him?
05:34Would I beat him?
05:35In a way.
05:36Yeah.
05:37In a 100m sprint?
05:38Yeah.
05:38I said um.
05:40Would I beat...
05:40E-M.
05:42I'm not confident.
05:43Not confident.
05:44Not confident beating him.
05:45I'm basically mostly off the first look.
05:47You looked that way first.
05:48Fucking metagaming little nerd.
05:50So sad.
05:51Sweats ruined.
05:52Guess who I are after.
05:53We could be entirely wrong.
05:54They're already over there.
05:55Okay.
05:58You think so all these would beat him in a race?
06:01I think they've got a good chance.
06:02Could be some track stars in here.
06:03I've got a good chance yeah.
06:04Do you think this person would make a fantastic dinner for you?
06:10Yeah.
06:11Fantastic.
06:13Fantastic dinner.
06:13Fantastic dinner.
06:14Yeah.
06:15Nah.
06:15I think so.
06:16Make a fantastic dinner.
06:18I think so.
06:19I think so.
06:19I think so.
06:19I think so.
06:29Ten looks a bit like a Michelin star chef.
06:32I hear it.
06:33So.
06:34I hear it.
06:34I think one.
06:35I don't think they immediately like one is going to make us a great meal.
06:38I think two they think doesn't make a good meal.
06:40I think it doesn't make a good meal.
06:41Ooh.
06:42What do you mean by that Zoka?
06:43Like.
06:44Zoka.
06:44Plays fortnight though.
06:46Yeah.
06:47I can back that.
06:47Just fucking like beans on toast.
06:49Survival meal.
06:49There's nothing wrong with beans on toast.
06:51There's nothing wrong with beans on toast.
06:52You're playing fortnight.
06:52You gotta get downstairs.
06:54Are you getting rid of them?
06:55I think one.
06:56I think what.
06:57Yeah.
06:57I don't want to eat one and two.
06:59I think get rid of one and two.
07:00You want to get rid of one?
07:01I don't think they think he's making a great meal for them.
07:04I don't think they think that.
07:05That would.
07:05Nah.
07:06Nah.
07:06He is.
07:06He is.
07:07He is.
07:08He is.
07:09He is cooking bro.
07:10He is cooking bro.
07:11Keep him in.
07:12Keep him in.
07:12Keep him in.
07:12Keep him in.
07:12For sure.
07:13All right.
07:13Family guy friend.
07:14He's on a barbecue.
07:15Fat.
07:16So who are you getting rid of them?
07:17Two.
07:17I don't think they think you're a great chef.
07:19Fat.
07:20All right.
07:21My question.
07:23JJ.
07:24Talk to me.
07:24Could your person.
07:26Mm-hmm.
07:27Throw a ball.
07:28Further than Vic.
07:30Ooh.
07:32Ooh.
07:33Good one.
07:33That's a good one.
07:34Yes.
07:35They could.
07:35Yes.
07:40Spin bowler.
07:41Come on.
07:41Yeah.
07:42One's probably better than him.
07:44I'm telling you it's one.
07:45I don't think you think three, six or nine.
07:47I don't think that.
07:48Nine and twelve, no.
07:48Actually no.
07:49Yeah.
07:50I think three, six and twelve.
07:51I think three, six and twelve.
07:54I'm gonna say sorry.
07:56Three, six, twelve I think.
07:57Yeah.
07:58I think three and six.
07:59Three and six.
08:01Oh no.
08:02Six.
08:02Six looks mean you know.
08:04Like a mean throw.
08:05I can see that.
08:06I'm gonna go with a three though.
08:07Yeah.
08:08Yeah.
08:08Right.
08:08So we've got four left.
08:09So then what's the question we'd ask the boys that would get us down?
08:11Sorry.
08:12What number are you?
08:13One.
08:14Is it one?
08:17No.
08:17No.
08:18Sorry.
08:19Another go.
08:20Another go.
08:21We've got to get this down.
08:22So what's.
08:23So we can either ask the question or ask who it is.
08:24Subjective.
08:25Ooh.
08:27Oh.
08:28Oh.
08:28Okay.
08:29He's beating up.
08:30Don't let him fucking go.
08:32Don't let him.
08:33Oh.
08:34Oh.
08:34Oh.
08:35Oh.
08:35Oh.
08:35Oh.
08:36Oh.
08:41Oh yeah.
08:43Okay.
08:44That's a good.
08:45Yeah.
08:45That's for Ethan.
08:46What's the answer?
08:46Sorry.
08:47I'm just making sure I look at all the contestants here.
08:50What's your answer?
08:53Nah.
08:54So they would.
08:54Nine is a pretty faith code out.
08:55Yeah.
08:56That's a hundred percent.
08:57Yeah.
08:58So nine's gone then.
08:58Nine.
08:59Yeah.
09:00I don't think she's wearing double denim.
09:02I'm not.
09:03I'm not.
09:03No, no.
09:04No, no.
09:06Six.
09:06Six is a.
09:07Now I want to vote six.
09:09But now I am worried that we've got rid of them.
09:11It's potter all done.
09:13No way.
09:14They trust potter.
09:15So we.
09:16If we can just get.
09:17We can get.
09:18We think he's.
09:18We think he's.
09:19We think he's.
09:19Should we ten?
09:21Are you six?
09:22Two of you going ten, go ten.
09:25Do it.
09:25Do it.
09:27Yeah, you know what?
09:27The most indecisive team.
09:28We will do it.
09:29We're going to go ten.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Ten.
09:32It's ten.
09:34All right.
09:35We got there.
09:35Okay.
09:36Are you a good cook?
09:38Yeah.
09:38Oh wow.
09:39He looks.
09:40Yeah.
09:40He looks.
09:41He looks.
09:41That was a good question.
09:43We took eight turns.
09:44Right.
09:45We're now going to pick someone.
09:46If you guys could all turn around.
09:48All right.
09:50I think we go ten.
09:52No.
09:55I think I agree.
09:56They're going to be trickier.
09:58They could do ten again.
09:59Oh.
10:00None of them smart enough.
10:03All it takes is you want them to say it.
10:05If they do, let them have their moment.
10:08But maybe that could be the play.
10:10Nah.
10:10No, no, no.
10:12It's Josh.
10:12It overthinks everything.
10:14True.
10:14Yeah.
10:15We could be here for quite a while.
10:18I like it.
10:19Yeah.
10:19You want to do it?
10:20You guys still deciding?
10:22Yeah.
10:22One second.
10:23It was a very indecisive team that you were.
10:25Algebra or something.
10:27How is it coming?
10:28It's coming.
10:29Okay.
10:29We have chosen.
10:30Come on.
10:31V8.
10:32Yeah.
10:32Good luck with that.
10:33All right.
10:34Can I randomly shoot?
10:35No.
10:35No.
10:35Don't waste.
10:37We did it.
10:38We did it.
10:39Aura moment.
10:40Get your moment.
10:41Go on.
10:43If anyone can do it, it's him.
10:44Sure.
10:4513.
10:47Get out, 13.
10:49Shit.
10:50All right.
10:51Now, just to let you know.
10:53When we were just starting, I was like,
10:54we should go with 13.
10:55Really?
10:55Yeah.
10:56That was my thing.
10:57I will ask.
10:59Harry, your question to start things off.
11:02Yes.
11:02Do you think that your person could win a set of paddle against you?
11:13I'm not going to lie.
11:14I'm going to say no.
11:16No.
11:16I want to know if there's anyone you think.
11:20I don't think that helps us.
11:22Is that helping you, Ethan?
11:23I reckon Potter can.
11:25I reckon Potter could get a set.
11:27You never know.
11:27I play Quidditch, not paddle.
11:30I respect it.
11:30Sorry there, chaps.
11:32Josh, would you say your person has a stylish outfit?
11:36Modern, stylish.
11:38Modern, stylish outfit.
11:40What are you asking?
11:41Do they have a modern, stylish outfit?
11:43A modern, stylish outfit.
11:44Yes.
11:44What do you see as modern, stylish?
11:46Come on.
11:47Look at you.
11:48Come on, bro.
11:49You're modern.
11:50No.
11:51No.
11:52Go on then.
11:53You kick people out then, mate.
11:54Okay.
11:54Take it away.
11:55See my guest.
11:56See my guest.
11:58Because I'm not.
12:00So you'll get rid of the...
12:01So people wearing fashion brands and stuff.
12:04So we're going to...
12:05Sorry, 17.
12:06That's okay.
12:0715 or so.
12:09Thanks.
12:10Ouch.
12:13Go on, Vic.
12:14It's a picture of style.
12:16Go on.
12:16Yeah.
12:18Chic fashion.
12:19Keep going.
12:23Sorry, Harry Potter.
12:26Poor guy, man.
12:29We're also going to go number four.
12:31He's just kept it quite simple.
12:32No, but I think...
12:34I'll tell you what.
12:35Fucking chin him.
12:37I'm happy there.
12:39I'm happy with my progress.
12:40I've got a question.
12:41Okay.
12:41All right.
12:43Harry.
12:44You can ask the whole team.
12:45Yeah.
12:45Oh, it's the whole team.
12:46Okay.
12:46I disagree.
12:47Could you beat this person in an arm wrestling match?
12:49Oh, I see why you picked one person.
12:51Go on, Harry.
12:54I've got to be honest here, don't we?
12:56You do.
12:56Yes.
12:58You're asking me, like, are you asking, like, am I very confident I can do it?
13:02Or do I think I can just about, like, what you...
13:04Can you beat this person in an arm wrestling match?
13:06Can you?
13:07Can you?
13:08I couldn't confidently say yes.
13:10That feels like such a lie.
13:12Wait, so, yes or no?
13:14Can you beat this person in an arm wrestling match?
13:16Could you?
13:16Could I beat them?
13:17Anything's possible, bro.
13:18The world's your limit.
13:19The sky's the limit, bro.
13:20Anything's possible.
13:21You say could do.
13:22He wants to say yes or no.
13:24I'm going to say no.
13:25Okay, so...
13:26So, you couldn't beat this person.
13:27I don't...
13:28I wouldn't possibly say that, though.
13:30You need to eliminate.
13:31So, 14.
13:31I've got guns.
13:32That's pretty cool.
13:3314, I'm sorry.
13:3616.
13:4012.
13:4111.
13:439.
13:448.
13:458.
13:473.
13:473.
13:50I think you can stop there.
13:51I think we've got rid of them already.
13:53Yeah, I think you can stop.
13:53So, what guess is your fifth guess?
13:55This is your fifth question.
13:56Fifth question.
13:57Okay, so you can do it.
13:57I reckon we just take a part in here, lads.
13:59Because we fucked it up.
14:00These are all in play, realistically.
14:02Yeah.
14:03All right.
14:04Is your person one?
14:06No.
14:07No.
14:08Sorry, everyone.
14:10We just...
14:11I don't...
14:11Two questions left to...
14:12You've got two questions left to beat us still.
14:14Did we do that one wrong?
14:15Don't say...
14:16No, no, no.
14:17Vic very much would have been wrong.
14:18He said, who...
14:18Are they stylish?
14:19He said, no.
14:20So, he got rid of the non-stylish, he said.
14:22Yeah, he did.
14:23You're so stupid.
14:24You're meant to get rid of the stylish thing.
14:26This happens every time you play guest room.
14:28Yeah, I'll be honest as well.
14:29It happens.
14:30That would have been so much easier as well.
14:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:33You might have been so much easier.
14:34Yeah.
14:34Well, we've lost.
14:35Okay.
14:36So, we might as well just start popping it off.
14:37Not necessarily.
14:38You've got a whole group to guess from.
14:39No, but...
14:40Yeah.
14:4120 people, mate.
14:42Can we guess from someone we've eliminated?
14:44Sure, if you want.
14:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:45You can do whatever you want.
14:46Wait.
14:46No one's...
14:47Bro!
14:48What are you doing?
14:51They've got you on strings!
14:54Just focus on your game!
14:55Okay, okay, okay.
14:56Ask a question.
14:57What if your game's wrong?
14:58Oh, it's done.
14:59You should include those in your game, I think.
15:00Just ignore them until we ask a question.
15:03You still got two to win.
15:04Two to win.
15:05That's all right.
15:05And you've only got five people left.
15:06The next question's got to be inside.
15:08Yeah, you've only got five people left.
15:09It's only a speech, but he's already re-eater.
15:11Does this person have glasses?
15:14No, that's not...
15:16That's subjective.
15:17Does this person look like they're blind?
15:21Does this person look like they're struggling to see?
15:25No, because I've got my glasses and I can't see.
15:30Yeah, you've asked me.
15:32That's just the limit.
15:34He's your last one to win.
15:35I think...
15:37Is it 18?
15:3818.
15:38Is that your question?
15:39Yeah.
15:40This is to win.
15:41It's to win.
15:44No.
15:45No, it's not 18.
15:4518.
15:46I think we are.
15:47Well, you can draw now.
15:48You can draw.
15:49You can draw.
15:50You can draw.
15:51JJ, they're in play as well.
15:52Guess number two.
15:52Listen, I bet you it's 10.
15:54I bet that you did it again.
15:56That's what I said over there.
15:58Okay.
15:58Go for it.
15:59No, wait.
16:00Just take it away, brother.
16:01To draw, you lose.
16:03Guess 10.
16:05To beat them, you have to get it right now.
16:07So ask if it's just 10 or two, whichever you feel like.
16:10Lads, just be gracious in defeat.
16:11We know that we've fucked it.
16:12Just guess 10.
16:12Guess 10.
16:13You wanted to.
16:14They're over there.
16:15The person's over there.
16:17That's what I'm saying.
16:18So they're all in plays.
16:19So there's no real point now.
16:20Do it.
16:21Who would we choose?
16:23Wait, what number are you again?
16:25Nine.
16:25Do you want to guess nine?
16:26Do you want to guess nine?
16:28Because she's refusing to look at us.
16:31Do you want to guess nine?
16:33Is it nine?
16:36No.
16:38You lose.
16:40Yeah, we lost.
16:40You big, stinky losers.
16:42JJ, who is it?
16:43I bet it's 10.
16:45It's 10.
16:46It's 10.
16:47Fuck.
16:49I knew it.
16:50I knew it.
16:51No much, JJ.
16:52Come on.
16:52Fuck.
16:54They actually did do that.
16:55Yep.
16:56Wow.
16:57He was so desperate.
16:58He was like, oh, I think they're going to put 10.
17:00He was so desperate.
17:00My question was so good.
17:02Well, there you go.
17:03That's side plus Saturday.
17:04We won.
17:05Yeah.
17:05Thank you, everyone.
17:07Thank you, everyone.
17:08Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
17:10Thank you, everyone.
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