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00:00I got a pin card bruh
00:01What the fuck?
00:03I don't know man
00:04He's been fighting on your pillow
00:05I don't know bruh
00:06Literally just come out of nowhere
00:10Like last night I was like oh I've got a gunk in my
00:13And now I look like this so
00:15They were buzzing man
00:17I'm gonna say you got into a fight or something
00:19Yeah that's it bruh
00:21I've been fighting these demons bruh
00:25I feel like I've not seen me for ages
00:27Why is everyone saying this?
00:28That's because it's been nearly a month since we filmed
00:30No it hasn't
00:31Where have you lot been?
00:32The main channel it has
00:35It's still time to cancel the shit bruh
00:37What?
00:38It's because it's been 3 weeks in a row of cancelling shoots
00:40Oh yeah alright
00:41I just thought we might get lost didn't it?
00:42Yeah you fucked it yeah
00:43Yeah I got that fucking weird shit bruh
00:46The pink one
00:46Yeah
00:47I don't even know what it is
00:48It is the pink one though
00:49I think it's just gunk dirt
00:50Shut up
00:51And I'm gonna get them to eyedrop me on the sidecars
00:53Because that's content right?
00:54That's good content mate
00:54That is good content
00:55Content king right there
00:56Come on
00:57We're betting on YouTube
00:58I think
01:00Yes
01:00Yeah that's what we are
01:01We're betting on YouTube
01:02Everyone's got a cool skill or talent
01:06And we've got a bet on them
01:07And what are you about to film?
01:10Podcast
01:10Come on
01:11Come on
01:12Nice bro
01:13You're tired
01:16You're knackered
01:16No way
01:17We haven't seen you in a long term
01:18It's been a minute
01:19Are you serious?
01:20There's too much going on bro
01:22There's too much happening at once
01:24All the time
01:26And a holiday
01:27People say take your holiday
01:28A holiday is never the answer bro
01:30Because what it means
01:31Is when you come back
01:33Shit's all still there
01:34Yeah
01:35And it's got more stuff on top of it
01:36So
01:37But hey
01:38Bless life to live anyway
01:40You know
01:40Dream job
01:42Subperformers fantastic
01:44Amazing
01:45Would recommend
01:48If he wasn't fully in like
01:49His full full dad era
01:50I would say
01:51Bazinga
01:52Give that shit a go
01:52You would love that
01:53Yeah maybe
01:54But
01:56It's a lot
01:58It's a lot
01:58Like you don't really see your family for a whole week
02:00I ain't sleeping on stream bro
02:02Bro it's actually lit bro
02:03No no
02:04They count
02:04They count how many times you move in your sleep
02:06When you play games
02:07Bro do that Spence
02:09You can mute the mic bro
02:10That's what I did
02:10Mute the mic
02:11I just want to be asleep
02:12You did a mad thing in your sleep
02:13You start doing the
02:14I just wouldn't be able to sleep bro
02:17There's no way
02:17I'd be able to fall asleep
02:18Alright yeah see
02:19I'm calmer that I sleep
02:20Under any conditions bro
02:23Did you
02:23Remember when we went to Japan
02:24Did you sleep
02:25You slept in
02:26I slept everywhere
02:26You slept in the coffin
02:27I can't forgotten what they call them
02:29But it feels like you're sleeping in the coffin
02:30Oh yeah
02:31Little pods
02:32Yeah I slept in there
02:33I slept in some crazy places man
02:37Crazy places
02:37We should do a montage
02:39A montage of Toby's sleep
02:40No
02:41The only sleeping montage there should be is KSI
02:43Fair
02:44He is my inspiration
02:46Yeah
02:47When he comes to sleep
02:47Mid podcast
02:50Mid shoot
02:52Mid videos
02:54Is it just the best
02:56Hey
02:57Oh god
02:58There's a camera in my face already
03:00Chilling
03:01Locked and loaded
03:02I've not seen you in a long time
03:03How's the trip been?
03:04Yeah
03:05Good
03:06Good
03:06Australia was fun
03:07I was with this guy
03:08I dragged him back with me
03:10He was like
03:11I don't wanna go
03:12I was like nah
03:12Come back
03:15International link ups go crazy
03:16He's actually alright
03:17Yeah I saw you messaging in the chat at like 3am
03:19Yeah
03:20Duh
03:21I was also awake so
03:22We were both in the booth
03:24Why were you awake?
03:24I think he gave me his jet lag
03:26Yeah dude
03:26He gave me his jet lag
03:27I woke
03:28I couldn't sleep from 3 to 5 a.m.
03:29I think it was 3.50 I've been awake since
03:31He did I caught him
03:32He's not contagious
03:33Oh mate
03:34I had a steak very late at night
03:36It cooked my shit up
03:38Dude I had a steak and a burger
03:40Yeah
03:41And you managed to sleep?
03:42Steak and a burger
03:43I slept for like 3.50 I think
03:45So it's fine
03:46I can tell you a lot of good night in Australia
03:48Steaks and burgers
03:49And grilling
03:50Yeah well I got a steak
03:52And I don't know what ounces mean
03:53So like
03:54When I order the steak
03:55It was so sad
03:56I was like this shit is like a nugget
03:59And he's just staring at him like
04:01What the fuck is this?
04:04That's just still like 35 pound or some shit
04:07Which I'm like
04:07That's 70 Australian dollars
04:09I'm like
04:10This better be some like A5 Wagyu bullshit
04:13Steaks in this economy man
04:14I have no weight conversion in my head
04:16Steak pleasure
04:17That's what's the thing about like England
04:18Is you guys use both like
04:20You kind of mix and match with like your systems
04:23They pick and choose
04:24It's so weird
04:25I can convert between like
04:27But alas guys this is great content
04:28We should have switched to
04:29I think it's like
04:306 ounces of like 180-200 grams or something
04:33So where do pounds come in?
04:36On money is pounds
04:37No
04:38On money is pounds
04:39Yeah but then you got like weights
04:40And it's like
04:40Oh he's 3 stone, 4 pebbles
04:42Yeah I don't like stone
04:43I don't like stone
04:45I don't like stone
04:45The fuck's a pebble?
04:46I don't like stone
04:47I don't like stone
04:47What system is that?
04:48What the fuck is that shit?
04:50Mo
04:51But weight is also
04:52Why not grams, milliliters
04:54And kilograms
04:55And ounces
04:56Then you guys use fucking miles
04:58Weight is lots of pounds
04:59Is stones
05:00Lots of pounds
05:01Is stones
05:02I think yeah
05:0314 pounds
05:0414 pounds
05:05Does that make sense?
05:05Yes let's do sidecast guys
05:09We cooked
05:10No I haven't touched stones
05:12In a long time
05:12No
05:14Kilograms
05:14Kilograms
05:18Im not saying too much here Johnny
05:20But
05:20The side men
05:22Pretty much all of them have crippling gambling addictions
05:24And
05:25They put that into a video
05:26And they're gambling on their friends
05:29The other biggest careers in the UK
05:31Yeah essentially there are going to be challenges
05:35They're going to bet money on who's better at
05:36Or how many of that person can do it once
05:38One is that
05:39How many avocados can a person conceal on their body
05:42And they got guess the number of concealed avocados
05:44uh you know we really push boundaries here um it's a real cerebral kind of thing yeah you
05:49wouldn't get it it's kind of i quite like the v-shaped formula we have a lovely big screen in
05:53the middle which is uh obviously really nice uh like that adds a lot i think um but the only
05:59thing
06:00i worry about is because it's quite a big screen you know what is it called spectacle it's had a
06:04lot of spectacle it means that the sidemen are going to be quite far away from the stage so
06:10we've tried to bring it in as much as possible without impeding our camera's ability to get
06:15non-profile kind of looks um which i'm doing for you randomly now you talk to me giving me a
06:21good
06:21example it's a long lens job on that basis as well most of the stuff's going to be on long
06:25lenses today
06:26what's a long lens uh i'd say i think when we get when you're encroaching on 70 to 200 territory
06:30i
06:31think we get we're getting long anything in the three digits for me is long um no comment
06:42cameras we got them i think i've said that before a three shot and a four shot just so we
06:47can get
06:47general coverage we then got two roamings um and a wide easy peasy um middle we've got a
06:55tight screen wide of everything and um maybe a freezy follow cam i'm not too sure where exactly
07:02is going to be but just in case we've got a spare camera just for freezy over here we've got
07:06two tights
07:07and a wide easy day and we've also got come come and see my little contraption
07:16we just got a ladder and then if you look in there
07:19my little gopro in the box
07:22oh sec
07:23the light will be on when we do it
07:24i'll get a bit of a jib comes out i'm like ah
07:26oh yeah please keep jib mate
07:28it's a 24 footer mate
07:29oh big jib big jib off
07:32this music bad for you johnny
07:36no i like this you like it okay ambiance
07:38like a bit of garage
07:38yeah it's cool isn't it
07:39how to screencast again that is not much is it compared to
07:42well a set eleven eleven hundred eleven pounds
07:47eleven pounds total yeah 11.5 pounds yeah
07:50i like as well like black curtain with color light backlight accent in it plus just the little
07:56color like making them all reds nice aaron's changed the graphics to 10k right now
08:01that's fine so yeah you don't really need a b-roll set do we
08:05you're on the set
08:07i can't read it i can't read it the intro where it gets used maybe b-roll a bit
08:10could you start in position actually
08:11hero shots um because like we're all different characters so i think that's good hero shots
08:16that um hero shots of people as they
08:19as they uh uh maybe maybe maybe you get
08:24yeah yeah maybe you get one hero shot every contestant
08:26or maybe at the end of the challenge just getting single stage each again
08:31okay while they're prepping the next challenge we get the video
08:34uh today the sidemen bet on youtubers pretty fun um we are three days out from the
08:40sidemen charity match so we need something very low lifting with regards to energy and activity
08:45so what better to sit on a chair all day and make other people do stuff for you
08:49um it's not what you do all the time no i'm not a talent judge um yeah i guess like
08:55it makes you
08:55like a talent show mixed into a game show um trying to find new concepts this year like brand new
09:01concepts that aren't like rehashes of stuff so that'd be that's i guess that's a slight variation on stuff
09:06it's a bit different not done anything like this before how it goes i don't know we're somewhat
09:11confident yeah it's a fun and the boys enjoy a little bit like uh it's not a gamble but like
09:16it's just fun to it basically you're watching someone do something but you have a vested interest
09:20in it so it should be more fun psychologically should be more fun yeah and there's like good
09:25discussion points for oh what are you gonna do what are you gonna do like there's hopefully all these
09:30things we said hopefully yeah the boys are coming to good vibe then they're brought in and
09:34so it seems to be on the podcast after the first challenge which is a fun one i think you're
09:38priced in and you're like okay this is just gonna be a few hours of around right yeah which is
09:45also
09:45fun yes i think we're good just shouting like this is gonna go well it's also interesting it's brand
09:49new it might get it's brand new format it might just not work but i feel like we've done everything
09:54to make sure it does work hey guys if you don't get a video next week i did the math
10:00videos that
10:01guaranteed next week it's fun we got chari matched and we got saying we got abandoned for a fight
10:04yeah yeah yeah yeah bando in it's a sick one too baby have you seen how well achievement's
10:08formable boy 200k ahead of parliament yeah yeah it's like oh shit come on yeah it's really good
10:17you know we do stuff sometimes
10:20simon didn't go to plan as much as it could have but i did a video doing that how i
10:24planned it and i
10:25covered like that we had we had the hangover it comes out today like we had like the hangover
10:29you did it oh you've done the actual video like how i planned it i did q and a's so
10:35like i covered
10:36the the wheelspin stuff how that works and i guarantee like rigged it so big it's all about
10:40it yes i guarantee like boys i always rig it yeah because it was like because they was like oh
10:45like
10:45simon and uh jjo on a good team because i'll complain and i was like well jjo did the best
10:50ones ever i
10:51think in the video yeah i know i saw one reddit post it was like what about this performance i
10:55was
10:55like jj was on the batting the whole time i was just singing in the video ever so good and
10:59i was
10:59like simon's on a bit on the bad team for the first of a holiday and led that child made
11:02sure
11:02positive vibes all the time so i was like you're wrong it's just straight it's just like yeah it's
11:08exactly that it's nice it's also optics of like vic is always extremely positive when he is on bad
11:12team so he's always looks upon as good but then oh you're talking about how you conspired to
11:16fuck the guy over again exactly yeah exactly yeah yeah yeah now the q a and i covered all that
11:21quality yeah i actually really like vic and i didn't i don't think we should have done that
11:24i think i think we should have rigged it so he was on the good team so i think we
11:28don't rig
11:28things at the same we don't make things assignment yeah apart from the chatty match right what we
11:32read the chatty match we have to win this year we have to win this year otherwise but you no
11:39you
11:39won the year before last though we we win normally most years sidemen with most and then they won the
11:44wembley one yeah and obviously this time if whoever team wins means the other team have never won at
11:50wembley so if youtube all-stars win me harry toby and they never won at wembley that's bad so are
11:57you
11:57gonna try and get a goal in open play i'm gonna try and play the game i don't know oh
12:03that's actually
12:04set in the middle right now i think but i think marlon likes to go in there so i might
12:08let him go there
12:09his training's been getting i saw like a football coach break down how like marlon's actually in proper
12:14drills i'm like these other fucking youtubers who just do it for show yeah we've done proper drills
12:17me simon toby in simon's house on patrols unreal yeah you said you've been doing that off camera as
12:21well right it's been going to drink sweat out that's so sweaty oh no like also it's me toby and
12:26simon
12:27so simon's on the other team true true true true so equally sweaty even plays what every sunday
12:34every sunday he plays proper football every time yeah oh so
12:47is it just around the arms and legs kind of thing these are custom poker chips from the original
12:53sidemen holiday so the first ever one where they went to where was it malaga i think josh had custom
13:01sidemen poker chips made they said they've been in my attic since that date so we got them back out
13:05for
13:05their second showing on the sidemen show uh this is exciting day because we haven't shot in maybe
13:11four weeks three weeks it's been a while we had a few shoots cancelled uh both because of outward
13:18circumstances and because we didn't feel confident enough in the videos or we didn't feel like it was
13:24up to standard of what we should be putting out uh so sacked off a couple videos but we have
13:29now come
13:29to this which is quite an exciting video because it's a new format uh it's untested and it involves a
13:35bunch of youtubers which is always fun and it's quite easy for the boys like a couple days out from
13:39chatting matches they need something easy to do that doesn't kill their legs um what we can do is
13:44kill the legs of multiple youtubers um but yeah it's been it's been a interesting few weeks it's like
13:52both planning for shoots that then didn't happen and also looking forward at like what's the slate
13:57for the next four or five months and we've now got videos booked in up until end of august and
14:02it's
14:03going to be a sick summer so there's some very exciting stuff really cool stuff uh both uk overseas
14:10making me use the sun mainly is the sidemen summer could be this could be the summer of sidemen that's
14:16what i've heard people say in and around uh the reddit uh also just off back of thailand which has
14:23been great um it's also nice because like we're able to cancel these shoots because we have a backlog
14:28like we've been shooting pretty non-stop since the start of the year so we've got videos that we can
14:32just slot in so it's like we had a month to edit thailand cheap less expensive which we never have
14:40and it was beautiful mate thank you i love that video yeah it was like that was the whole team
14:45being like okay what the can we do if we all put 100 into this like from pre-production to
14:51production
14:52to edit like everybody who was on or involved in that video was like i want to make this the
14:56best it
14:57possibly can be because it's like a chance to show off your skills your expertise and it i think it
15:02really shows and it shows in views as well it's doing really well which is like my heart is happy
15:07um but yeah it was exciting we actually had to like got sessions in the edit suite where we could
15:12sit
15:13down for 12 hours and go through the whole video bit by bit with the editors it was like me
15:17and will
15:18who was the lead editor sat in the edit suite the day before it came out and went through the
15:22whole
15:22video like just so meticulously being like how can we improve that bit how can we elevate this
15:28how can we just make it as good as it can be i think it turned out pretty well yeah
15:32i mean being
15:33given time right i think that's that's the thing that you're always fighting on youtube is time
15:36because it's always time because it's got to be relevant and it's got to be current and you've got
15:39to be constantly innovating based on what's the new things coming out new technology new ideas new
15:44like trends but it's then giving yourself time to within that innovation actually perfect it
15:50is the thing that we've never really had in my last two years at sidemen it's something that
15:54luckily we now have and hopefully we'll keep for the rest of the year so we can keep making stuff
15:58better yeah good to see you good to see you what's that name are you excited no not really
16:03the novelty of a sidemen shoot wore off about six years ago yeah that's fair that's what i'm still
16:07i'm still young and chipped yeah yeah yeah you still have the energy i see you on linkedin doing your
16:12shit bro fuck me linkedin's a scary place i've been i've been trying that's slick is this okay
16:17is that uh yeah it's mns versions of it it's all who we put on lovely lovely um next to
16:25the stage is
16:30do i get like a i might so they're gonna hear me on the video okay i'm not just a
16:35pretty face
16:37what have you been up to man what have i been up to that's a great question bro
16:43got a lot going on yeah but i also don't you know every day is just like just another day
16:49just living in the moment i am i'm enjoying living in the moment though um what have i
16:54actually been doing i feel like i've been doing things i've been traveling still doing the food
16:58videos being active i've barely seen the boys i only see harry out so i'm i've been trying to make
17:05an
17:05effort to see the boys more nice um that's not gone very well so i'm excited to see them today
17:12even if it is in a professional capacity nice it'll be fun be fun little shoot well i'm just glad
17:19i'm
17:19not doing any of the challenges they said they asked me if i wanted to do the challenge and i
17:22was like
17:24i don't really want to do the challenges and they were like would you like to host it i was
17:27like
17:29now we're talking you're a good host i feel like you've done your fair number of challenges over the
17:33years i feel like i've done my time yeah you know i've really i've done my time there and so
17:37yeah i'm happy to happy to host um could i also get jerkish without cheese please
17:44oh yeah getting fueled up before the big is this intriguing to you you want to see more of this
17:50huh he wants to know what oh thank you he wants to know what food we're ordering do you know
17:53why you
17:53come here i wanted the turkish and i wanted the jamaican and i was like i don't know which water
17:57and
17:57i heard you say jerk dude that's crazy they're really creative here i like it
18:02yeah yeah that's good yeah thanks this is gonna actually be insane i can tell what's some cool
18:08we could do for you know this like we get a clip that then like promotes side plus
18:14you know that political opinion you're telling me about the other day that's the nice thing about
18:19side plus sometimes it's not everyday clip form sometimes people just want to know what the real
18:23life is like like what what potato will lannan get like what is your opinion
18:27oh is it on epstein you know lachlan was in the epstein files right there you go lachlan was in
18:33the epstein files look it up yeah i'm just saying pokemon go video look into it epstein was watching
18:38lachlan pokemon go one videos watch out for that guys it's crazy lachlan's in the epstein files
18:44someone emailed and that's why he's not in the charity match this year man too close to home
18:48so they're like you should check this out and they've linked his pokemon go video
18:52morning morning nice nice shades bro hey yeah
18:56oh i'm rocking them that hard everyone always compliments when i wear them
19:02jeez what's up well good to see you just told me lachlan's in the epstein files yeah did you see
19:07that like he's actually lachlan is genuinely in the epstein files well i'm not even joking
19:13epstein was a big fan someone emailed epstein with lachlan's pokemon go video and say yo you should
19:19check this out and for that reason he's in the files no he's not in it as like uh yo
19:26he's on the
19:26island like number one he wasn't the most frequent customer but like emailing people about
19:35shit he must be stressed it was so funny you started getting tweets like did you see the files
19:50i'm good mate how are you how's the side plus hello mate how are you man chilling don't know what
19:57i'm doing today but just turning up and living and see what happens this is all that happens in
20:01a sidemen shoot they say do you want to do one and i say yeah don't ask any other questions
20:05so i'm here
20:06tommy are you always here i'm sick of you man i'm the one who always asks for you that it's
20:13me in
20:14the comments like all those comments about you aren't me this is all me someone's spent a lot of
20:19money on them butts no they're not but it's funny it's funny see you again a long time a long
20:25time
20:27do you really yeah with um chili con carne pulled pork oh if there's a pulled pork
20:33don kebab or cheese and beans cheese and casserole or a mix of it all actually maybe cheese and beans
20:39cheese beans have any meat or anything i have a bit of jerk chicken please yeah chicken cheese and
20:44beans thank you very much
20:50it's poli oh he said i'm not allowed
20:55where's the pole oh he's there oh is he filming
21:02am i laughing you can come yeah i've got to pass
21:09come back and back to your boy yeah
21:16yeah i'm gonna get some
21:40i'm fine but you're playing defensively come on
21:44we also don't know we haven't won
21:45we haven't won
21:46we haven't won
21:47who's weak
21:48i'm fine but you're playing defensively come on
21:48and we've never won a game at wembley oh sorry and some of the sidemen will have never won
21:55they'll be mad at the sidemen
21:57we've won four or two i saw on the tiktok
22:00i can't be asking pens again no that's the best bit
22:05i bet pens will never be better that's the thing you'll never you'll never be you'll never be
22:10what was it like the 10th pen yeah and then sorry mission speed won that's like
22:13yeah i do i care about you saw yesterday how good i am at penalties
22:21yeah if it goes to penalties we have more like five times in a row
22:24you saw that one quick though and you saw the mass
22:30that's the one that will be in the night
22:35all the comments are saying oh match pace it's not
22:38match pace who's defending me
22:44yeah i've got
22:47right i think smart
22:49i think smart go don't get me like let them all get tired then bring me on
22:55or you know let us all get tired
22:57and then you carry on
23:02uh i said if he goes to penalties only people that haven't scored contending
23:06yeah that's that yeah but you're a you're a dickhead you're a dickhead i know that's brought
23:12back a memory last year you going oh go on guys let's let let's let the guys that haven't
23:17taken one deji you got and then you go up all of these pricks go up
23:22i went up to him and you know no you know what happened right so their team are all having
23:26a
23:26huddle deji walks off like this oh man and i go what's up and he goes they're not letting me
23:31take a penalty so i went over to chip and i said deji's taking a penalty let him take one
23:35yeah and then i
23:36walk up to him and he goes you're first like i don't want to take one and he goes well
23:39you're
23:39first come on bro give me a goal to start this thing off nice yeah
23:47it's not going to be a dickhead i got to take one well someone's a dickhead here
23:51i'm starting to have a deji sword though i went and made him take one and then they lost it
23:54because
23:54deji well they had their best uh players take the pants yeah yeah they had like chris or whatever
24:00chris hans yeah yeah both the pants need like a big sovereign ring on and a big watch
24:05yeah i think you'll enjoy it it's a bit stupid yeah yeah yeah i thought from the layout i'm there
24:13okay this is basically there's just challenges and yeah you just yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay
24:20and my aim is that i went so it's like 13 challenges and each one is like a good short
24:24or tick tock or anything okay yeah yeah perfect you need a pimp stick it should be all right and
24:29you can buy yourself back in but you have to come win a challenge to do it yeah so i
24:32i was thinking
24:33like could it could it be a case where you go in doing the challenge yeah yeah yeah yeah okay
24:40cool but
24:40i've agreed to freezing out if if you were to go bust i said you would specifically go bust yeah
24:45there'd be certain challenges you could then take part in okay and if you win you're back in cool cool
24:50if you lose you have to try again how are we all feeling leading up to the charity match you
24:54know
24:54just have a date of dollar i don't really think about it until it's fridays normally when it feels
25:01when you're there it feels real but for now it's just another day it's kind of we're just filming
25:06yeah yeah it's three days away doesn't even feel like is it because you guys are so busy that you
25:11literally just kind of have to roll with it day by day you know it's not our first rodeo we've
25:14got
25:14we've been at emberley i've scored at emberley it's nothing to me uh i have as well have you
25:20i scored pen nah does that not count yeah yeah it counts yeah but your goal record doesn't count
25:29so maybe you haven't scored one yeah no no no try someone smash it and i'll get 10 football
25:35you're gonna smash it no no i think with the people there i'm gonna at least get
25:41one nutmeg and that's all i need just uh what's happening what's going on what i'm good
26:07i'm just a pimp uh gambling so who am i you're and you're a poker player
26:11yeah yeah yeah you got sunglasses it's pretty up headset where's my sunglasses
26:17i'm just a pimp yeah can you can you put this on does this tie up in any way yeah
26:23i'm not really
26:27you're going faster i should have brought my sunglasses
26:29you know how do you not want a circus and you're not a circus
26:31because um inside even then yeah well you got these
26:35uh it's also made it way worse
26:46i'm the title net gambler yeah you're actually you're giving
26:50it looks like you do you know the title net we're giving samuel i'm not um
26:53samuel i'm jodeci
26:57i feel like josh zaka and his daddy are real this is nuts yeah seeing into the future right now
27:08wait so what's going on up there what uh what up there
27:17do you need me to close this up for you close this up the back hang on i'm going to
27:36put down
27:36a little bit of a camera
27:38yeah i was going to say this feels like
27:40i'm just going to speak
27:40i'm just going to speak
27:41i'm just going to speak
27:41i'm just going to speak
27:41fuck hell
27:49yeah genuinely if the wrong stuff is it's easy like what
27:53we're up to
27:53oh dude it's hangover all right
27:55good
27:56i like it oh fuck yeah
27:58hello
27:58haha
28:04your kid ain't blinking bro
28:08Yeah, it's a lot of pressure on a Josh video.
28:15I watched the Bangkok one.
28:18That was a bit of a movie.
28:19Yeah, but that could have been a lot better still.
28:20Yeah, but it's still a bit of a movie.
28:22Probably the best thing you guys released in five years.
28:24Yeah.
28:24Fuck them all.
28:25Shit.
28:26That actually was the best edit you released in five years.
28:28It's good that he's good.
28:29It's good that he's honest.
28:30It's good.
28:31I just got too much shit that got cancelled on me, bro.
28:33I was upset.
28:34Oh, well, when you're out there, loads of shit get cancelled.
28:35Yeah, I had the hangover tower.
28:37We had a drone show.
28:38Simon don't go inside.
28:40That stupid shit was right.
28:41Yeah.
28:43That orchestra was supposed to be on the helipad,
28:45but they said that it was too hot that day,
28:46so the instruments would melt.
28:47I mean, it was.
28:48The instruments would melt.
28:49It was too hot.
28:51It was too hot.
28:51Yeah, it was very...
28:52I do think filming as soon as you landed
28:54is pretty much suicidal off of...
28:56Nah, it was good, though.
28:57We made it work.
28:58I didn't even nap.
29:00A couple?
29:01No, literally, it was Simon bringing them out
29:03and then JJ's like...
29:05Yeah.
29:06Nah, this is sick, though.
29:07Is it sick?
29:08Is it sick?
29:09Yeah, yeah, you can do it now.
29:11There's a shot, there's a hilarious shot
29:12when you're all in the lift on the way out,
29:14I think in the hotel or something,
29:16and it's just like those two chatting,
29:17and then JJ's just in the corner like this.
29:19You're on the good team and you're just...
29:22I hate music labels, man.
29:24It was like suddenly cut out
29:25because of like background music copyright.
29:27Oh, is it?
29:27And I got to sign up and stuff.
29:28Yeah, man.
29:29There's like a sick moment
29:30when they were singing Sling Beyond
29:31in the stadium.
29:32Oh, sick car.
29:34And we couldn't get a license,
29:36they rejected us.
29:39I was topless before,
29:40and then I was like,
29:41no, I can't.
29:42This can't be my look.
29:44So I had to go and put the underlayer back on.
29:46What are you meant to be?
29:47I honestly don't know what's happening
29:49because everyone else has been here
29:50for a couple of hours,
29:51like doing other stuff.
29:51I didn't have anything scheduled,
29:53so I'm just like here.
29:54So I've just rocked up.
29:55There's like a million people here.
29:56I don't know what the vibe is.
29:58But excited.
29:58It sounds like a good video.
29:59You look like a tourist gambler.
30:02Yeah, I can live like that.
30:03Yeah?
30:04I'm happy with that.
30:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:06I actually quite like the jorts to be honest.
30:07They're just a little bit...
30:08They're kind of cool.
30:09Yeah.
30:09They're coming back, no?
30:10I want to send you out.
30:12Come on.
30:14Come on.
30:18Dance for me.
30:21Oh...
30:22Oh my...
30:23You actually danced.
30:24That was like a mental...
30:25Is there a way to lower my baby?
30:27Uh, yeah.
30:27Oh man, it popped up to me.
30:29How?
30:30Oh shit, you wanted to?
30:31Can you help me lower my baby?
30:34If I sit down, it's like this.
30:36Okay.
30:37Bro, fucking change the fucking thing.
30:41Now, you, please.
30:44Let's get you in and do hero shots.
30:45Go on.
30:47We'll do sit down, hero shots, and stand out and go.
30:48John, John, John.
30:49I was going to get you looking all tough in your chairs.
30:52I'm all right, right?
30:54I just got dropped in again.
30:56Fucking, it dropped out, but I'm happy about that.
31:01Having a ninja drink, you know.
31:05I like it when we start, you know.
31:07Love it when we start.
31:09Potato ground, dig it, butter, butter it, boss.
31:13Chuna, tuna beans.
31:14Nah, fuck that.
31:16Chuna?
31:16We was having this convo just yesterday.
31:18Tuna should be the furthest away from a bean.
31:21There is not any world, there is not any world where anyone's ever gone,
31:25God, that fish needs beans.
31:27That is no way.
31:28Give it beans, give it beans.
31:29Migros.
31:33Anyone?
31:33You'll never see this again.
31:35Fuck you.
31:36Time's tough.
31:36Nah, this reminds me of what I did at Nigerian weddings.
31:40When you used to work in a strip club.
31:42Like, his first time at a strip club, he threw it and he went, fuck, fuck.
31:45Fuck, I need that.
31:47Vegas and the lights, come on.
31:49Roll up, all cameras.
31:51VG, we'll give you the other extra, guys.
31:53Hello and welcome.
31:54Finally, you're going to spend Ā£100,000 betting on YouTubers.
31:57Today, the Sidemen are spending $100,000 betting on YouTubers.
32:03Yeah!
32:07Oh!
32:09Hey!
32:09Danny Aarons and Lachlan.
32:11Okay.
32:11Danny Aarons.
32:13You've paid for my flights to come, yeah, so...
32:16And two, one, go!
32:20Oh!
32:21Oh!
32:22Oh!
32:22Oh!
32:23Oh!
32:23Oh!
32:24Oh!
32:25Oh!
32:26Oh!
32:29Oh!
32:29Yes!
32:31Hello, mate.
32:32Yeah, that was...
32:33I don't know what just happened, to be honest with me, but I lost, so...
32:35What are you saying, brother?
32:36How was that?
32:37Good.
32:38How are you, man?
32:39Yeah, good, brother. Good.
32:40And you?
32:41Hello, mate.
32:41It's you!
32:42I've missed you.
32:43Where have you been?
32:44So, let's make well a plus.
32:47Imagine.
32:48God, what goes actually into it?
32:49Like, how many people are in charge of side plus?
32:52How many people are in charge of side plus now?
32:54Like, what does it take to make a plus of someone?
32:57You'd have...
32:58That's it.
32:58He runs the ship.
32:59You do everything.
33:00I do everything in terms of behind the scenes content, yeah.
33:03Shoot, edit.
33:04Right, guy.
33:05Well, a plus.
33:05Soon come.
33:09Hello, mate. How you been?
33:10Yeah, good, lad.
33:11Good.
33:11I feel like last time we saw each other was on a bus in the Lake District.
33:15Peak District?
33:15Peak District.
33:17You know it.
33:18I know it.
33:18It was a good day.
33:19It was a good day in the office, actually.
33:22Made a superstar at a champ.
33:24The people's champ.
33:26You know what?
33:27At the start of the day, you were like...
33:29There was a lot of pressure.
33:31Everyone was like, yeah, you're kind of slightly expecting to win.
33:33And I was just going in there to actually fuck around.
33:35And then I ended up accidentally winning, so...
33:37They're betting, aren't they?
33:38They're betting on us.
33:39Jeez.
33:41Cute.
33:41Do they have any tipsters that are giving them advice?
33:45Or is it just purely off their own back?
33:46Purely off their own back.
33:47Okay.
33:47They also don't know what you are doing.
33:49And they don't know who's doing what.
33:51Okay.
33:51So they're going in blind, concealing.
33:53Crafting you lot.
33:54Crafting.
33:54Crafting.
33:55Basically.
33:56Okay.
33:56And whose idea was this?
33:58Bit of Finn, bit of like...
33:59It's been...
34:00Finn?
34:00He's only about 16 years old.
34:01He comes up with a lot.
34:05What?
34:06Do you know that he was in one of my vids back in the day?
34:08Finn's been...
34:09Yeah, yeah.
34:10Long time.
34:11He was like, in his Tesco's uniform, like, in Cornwall.
34:16Yeah.
34:16Like, that's where he...
34:17Yeah.
34:18No, he's a man.
34:19Yeah, I know.
34:20It's quite scary.
34:21Yeah.
34:22Easy.
34:23Just put me against...
34:24I lulled their knee hands into a sense of security.
34:26And I was like, oh, I don't really care that much.
34:28It's all good.
34:28He's going to win it.
34:30Killed him.
34:30Wow.
34:31He actually killed...
34:32We've got history.
34:33Me and Danny.
34:34I'm just a bitchy.
34:37I think I'm scared of Finn.
34:40He's not real.
34:40He's not real.
34:41I am real.
34:42He's not real.
34:43Is this real?
34:44No, I didn't feel it.
34:50Just lead me, though.
34:51Are we allowed to get physical?
34:53That's the point of this one, yeah.
34:54Yeah.
34:55I'm sure.
34:56I wish him to get your head.
34:57Yeah, you could definitely...
34:58Nah, you could die.
34:59Yeah, I'm cool with him.
35:00Maybe just don't break a little.
35:02I'm going to brush your nose.
35:03Like some pushing or something.
35:05I'm going to pass away.
35:08Don't you want this to end?
35:10Second win!
35:11Second win!
35:12Second win!
35:14Second win!
35:14Second win!
35:15Go on, Cole!
35:17Go on, Cole!
35:17Let's go!
35:18I'll get out of here.
35:21Go on!
35:21Come on, come on.
35:23This is quite heavy!
35:28He got it!
35:29He's dead.
35:29He's not even done!
35:30He's not even done.
35:31Oh, my God!
35:34Oh, my God!
35:36Dude!
35:36You can go out there.
35:37Oh, well done.
35:39Well done.
35:40That's done.
35:43I was this far away from diving to get it in there.
35:46Really?
35:46And you took it from me.
35:47I should've.
35:48Fuck me.
35:49I hate these guys.
35:51Every Sidemen video.
35:54Fucking cardio.
35:55Sidemen.
35:56Every time.
35:56I hate them.
35:57I don't know, I keep agreeing to this.
35:59And they don't even believe in me.
36:00All pay us.
36:01All, yeah.
36:02All that.
36:03That's why we, it's good we made them lose money.
36:05Yeah.
36:05Oh yeah, true.
36:06Well done.
36:06Well done, mate.
36:08Lost and lose.
36:09He won.
36:10What did you do?
36:11We were traveling.
36:12Getting bottles.
36:13Had to put four bottles in our triangle.
36:16Each person.
36:17What?
36:17Honestly.
36:19It's horrible.
36:20He won.
36:21That sucks.
36:24I hate this.
36:27Shit.
36:27I'm joining beta squad.
36:29Yeah.
36:29They won't make me do this much cardio.
36:31Look at this.
36:32Can you see the sweat on my head?
36:35Oh my God.
36:36Oh wow.
36:36I ain't messing about.
36:39Soft avocado is in you.
36:40No.
36:40It's around me.
36:41In pockets.
36:42Sounds like it said in you.
36:43I'd quite like to see you try that with just a t-shirt.
36:45Sorry, Jeff.
36:45I know this is invasive.
36:47It's bad for you.
36:49Oh my God.
36:49Right.
36:50I'm returning.
36:51Let's get a nice little seat.
36:53It's very sweaty.
36:54I'm not going to lie.
36:55Mm-hmm.
36:55Oh fuck.
36:58The things I do for the sidemen.
37:01Oh my God.
37:02It fucking stinks.
37:07I love the sidemen.
37:09So Lucy, this is where you're hiding all the weird props.
37:12Yeah.
37:13Just like a handful of avocados.
37:15Is that?
37:16How many avocados has it got total?
37:18There was 24 out I think, but they only need 20.
37:21Okay.
37:21So we just wrestled the last ones.
37:25Okay.
37:26Just load it up.
37:27Load it up.
37:32Yeah.
37:33Your back pocket's not a real pocket.
37:35Is it not?
37:36No.
37:38Fashion these days, mate.
37:40Right.
37:40One's going down the pants.
37:41Yeah.
37:42Do you want tea down the pants?
37:43Yeah.
37:45Okay.
37:45You're good.
37:46I think that's good enough.
37:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:48You're smart.
37:55One more.
37:56Come on.
37:56There's one more thing.
37:58There's one more.
37:58I need like a sneaky one.
38:01I've got up sleeve.
38:02What's a sneaky one?
38:03In the back there's like something here.
38:06Yeah, yeah.
38:06I've got yeah.
38:07Okay, 30 seconds.
38:09Oh shit.
38:10Where are you going?
38:12Can we spit it in?
38:14How about I just hold one like that?
38:16Yeah, nice.
38:16Okay.
38:19Come out.
38:20Come out.
38:21Come out.
38:21Whoever you are.
38:22Oh, who is it?
38:26The king has returned.
38:28This ball?
38:29Oh my God.
38:31Oh my God.
38:32Oh my God.
38:32Oh my God.
38:34Oh my God.
38:34Oh my God.
38:3720.
38:38Oh, 20.
38:39Three avocados.
38:41You are two.
38:42Wait, I said 22.
38:43I just got one.
38:44What did, what, can we get, what did he say?
38:46He said 22, no one wins.
38:4822, that means you are two off needed.
38:51You've lost all your money.
38:58Okay.
38:59Let's see if that's humanly possible to do even one.
39:02Is it?
39:03What's the record?
39:04Do you know what the record is for?
39:05What happened?
39:07It's the force down.
39:08Normally you've got to push up.
39:09Not...
39:11I don't know what the tackers would think.
39:12Please come out.
39:14Okay.
39:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:18Oh!
39:19Oh!
39:20The rematch!
39:22The rematch!
39:22The rematch!
39:24Go!
39:25Yes!
39:26Yes!
39:27Oh no!
39:28Oh no!
39:29Oh no!
39:30Oh no!
39:31Oh no!
39:32Oh no!
39:33Oh no!
39:34Oh no!
39:34Jake.
39:35Jake did not!
39:38Jake did not!
39:40Jake.
39:41Come on!
39:42Jake.
39:43Really good!
39:44Jake!
39:45Jake!
39:54Come on!
39:56Jake!
39:57The Tampa Bay Northwest.
39:58Come on!
39:59Oh no!
40:00That's the subject.
40:01Oh no!
40:02Oh no!
40:03Theiamo!
40:10Did what we could, that was pretty nuts, might feel like tomorrow, but came home with the
40:17wing, so that matters, it was funny, but fuck me bro, I just, my arse is too big, yeah you
40:38had
40:38too much momentum, but shit I was bouncing on it, oh no that sounds, nah, wow, you look
40:46scared for most of it, you would just look terrified, yeah, slightly uncomfortable to watch,
40:54yes, so I just got, oh bro, this mic has touched all my penis, oh, oh my god, I'm so
41:04sorry,
41:05he's loving listening to this right now, yeah, yeah, oh, ripped one of my hands, oh man, oh,
41:15no, game's a game man, it's got that, penis smart now, I feel so bad, well where else can I,
41:23well look, that was fun, the whole video should be like that, it is, it's good fun, I think,
41:26I think what else there is to come, yeah, have you got a plan, no, no, as always, no, the
41:35plan is to confuse them, with the truth, you go in last out of the form, the truth is stranger
41:41than,
41:42no, my brain isn't, honestly, that's exactly why you're going to talk, you can run around for
42:00uni, that's how we met, it was called text-a-toasty, he'd text me and I'd come there, this was
42:06like,
42:06that's unreal, mate, it was the cheapest ham, cheapest cheese, cheapest bread you could get,
42:11good business man, it's not the French one, no, it's that, what was your challenge,
42:18I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not listening, this guy,
42:22hello Becky, hello Becky, hello Becky, hello Becky, hello Becky, wow, I messed up, I should have
42:37planned something, you didn't plan something, did you know, basically we had to lie, our challenge is we
42:46had to lie, did you know that beforehand, I only just found out, because I had to make up on
42:50the spot,
42:52yeah, and I just kept digging, yeah, I had nothing, I was literally going to be like, I don't do
42:55this
42:55good, it just felt like I was thrown in too much, who, who didn't he, Danny and Zach, so he,
43:02his, Zach's toaster did,
43:03that's the real story, I thought that would work though, it wasn't believable, it was funny, but shit,
43:13um, what, I can't remember why, oh yeah, I went on a date, and the girl thought he was me,
43:20so I turned up and
43:22they were on the same table, um, I made up some bollocks about some nickname and some shit, shoes, oh
43:29yeah,
43:30he dug a hole, oh my gosh, I went into too much detail, I just ran with the velcro shoes
43:38for some reason,
43:47I don't actually know, and I don't know how that photo's got out either, I believe, can I freeze to
43:53have that photo actually,
43:53but what, why would you go NBL, mate, they're already good, this is a good thing,
44:00I'm not my finest,
44:16look, the set, really fucks me on this one,
44:30the set, really fucks me on this one,
44:30Look at that, he all started bouncing back over.
44:33Blazerbeam won, alright, okay.
44:35But I did, I did cut him.
44:37Nah, that's why I did it.
44:37So, fuck me, it's like, yeah, he's got the sympathy.
44:43I want one bonus point.
44:45I get one bonus ball for this, alright?
44:48If it's a tie, you can win.
44:49I'll take that, that's fair, I like that.
44:52But it was so hard to keep track.
44:54I didn't know how I was doing.
44:55I was just trying to like, whack the balls,
44:57but I think I like, threw them in it, sir.
44:59Yeah, get me out of here, thank you.
45:01There's a bit of blood on the ground now.
45:03It's alright, it looks good about it.
45:08This is gonna be-
45:09So, before we started, you were like,
45:11Sidemen get none of the blame for my injury.
45:14I said I was willing to die for this, so it's fine.
45:17It's alright, it's alright.
45:1914!
45:20Yes!
45:21Suck my dick!
45:23Spin me in a circle, mate!
45:25Spin me in a circle!
45:26Spin me in a circle!
45:28Yes!
45:29Yes!
45:31Yes!
45:31Oh-oh-oh-oh!
45:33What?
45:33Yeah!
45:37Oh!
45:39Oh-oh-o-oh-oh-oh!
45:39Y-yes!
45:40Yes!
45:41Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
46:10thank you yeah i keep and i'll keep more more and more cardio i know i talk about it a
46:19lot
46:19i got you to do a bit more cardio yes also i was robbed on that just because of
46:23i said i'll take her to have an orgy with metallica oh we've got the strobe light coming now
46:33strobe nods john your big stroke please be quiet i'm trying to focus
46:43open it
46:50not you two you've always been the nice one just because you're in front of your
46:55bully boy don't change all right who's ready
47:26let's go
47:55all in the wings
47:58okay thank you bro what's the tech is uh it's actually really simple compared to what most
48:03people do uh most people sometimes start like folding the corners at the top fold straight in
48:07half that way then triangle triangle triangle on each side and just open it it's really simple
48:14if anyone's got a bit of paper i'm doing tutorials
48:18are you out for a second time they picked badly uh possibly on the look man yeah if anything this
48:26shows shows to the world that gambling is not good don't gamble
48:33i've never really been up
48:34i would have built a ball because when i'm up i bet bigger and then i'm down
48:39but what do you have accepted that second time being down
48:46don't gamble kids don't do it it's not worth it
48:51i don't know i'd be so much happier if i just didn't gamble
48:55but now you're to challenge all over again
48:57yeah
48:59fuck
49:01why is it this time
49:03this is i have no
49:05wrestling match
49:07um
49:14no way
49:16it's it's similar
49:17okay
49:19please tell me it's against becky
49:21uh
49:25i'm so down
49:27that's kind of crazy
49:29it was originally two women but you've stepped in
49:32great
49:34you've wrestled a woman
49:35i have yes and lost
49:37yeah she fucked the shit out of them
49:39and then vick did it wait what what the
49:41she fucked you up
49:42and then vick did it and be her
49:45no no
49:46you beat the dude
49:47that was actually easy
49:48yeah yeah yeah he was champion
49:49yeah she was lit
49:51i should've backed myself
49:52i should've
49:53i should've
49:55you never know though
49:58joe's a crafty fellow you never know he's a creative guy
50:00he overdid it
50:01he was overdoing it with the ailerons at the back
50:04you don't need no ailerons
50:06just need to be sharp concise
50:08yeah
50:09think about this this shit cutting through the air bro
50:11with a little bit of
50:12throwing arrows for a minute
50:13you know me
50:19i can't see
50:20i can't see
50:22get it down
50:23yes
50:24come on
50:27come on
50:38yeah come on
50:41yeah come on
50:42Oh
50:49Imagine it just there
51:13feels great
51:30I would need a substantial amount
51:34for what to bring it back i mean i'm struggling to bring it back and i got 12k
51:39fuck you just gotta go all in yeah you've been doing that jj it hasn't worked
51:46i thought i was doing a lot with four i thought i did a lot with three same well i
51:50had to i did
51:50the half network we we good to go basically is jj gonna do a bunch of random i'm just gonna
51:58beg
51:58yeah we'll give him some money do you want to bring the next challenge up now then no no no
52:03no
52:05is this the first time you've begged for money um no no he did it for hours
52:11oh yeah i've done it on the streets as well
52:19i've done it again on the streets actually
52:21so i'm going to get the silver paint out lord vick start one two three please
52:28you can have a thousand it's okay thank you
52:30only a thousand thank you so i can try someone else
52:32i can try some of the other yeah yeah how much
52:47it's not worth it i need money guys
52:52how much res you can have uh 340 quid
52:58why are you still doing it why are you still doing it
53:00what i think you can do seven and i'll put 5k on that
53:03oh what a big bet from you
53:04i've got a dirty brand
53:08what are we doing here
53:10three two one
53:20oh
53:22Oh, no, man!
53:23He's done us the smallest one.
53:24Look at that side.
53:25He's done us the smallest one.
53:27See how small the height?
53:28Oh, they're tiny.
53:32Oh, that's fun, man.
53:35To the final bet.
53:38As things lie, we have got...
53:42Zerka with 36 out of the...
53:46No, no, no!
53:50Oh, no, no, no, no.
53:51Three, four, five.
53:56Oh, no, no, no, no!
53:59Oh, no, no, no, no!
54:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
54:06Go! Go!
54:11Stop!
54:14Oh, my God!
54:15He's in the best! He's in the best!
54:17He's in the best!
54:18One time! I didn't let him!
54:21He's in the best!
54:21Oh!
54:22Yeah!
54:24Oh no!
54:26JV, you are disgusting.
54:27I'm sorry man, I'm sorry.
54:29Yes!
54:31Well done!
54:33Well done!
54:36Come to the room, come on down!
54:42All right, four right, I'll get it across to my house.
54:53I believe that was quite a success.
54:55Carlos had a great time right here.
54:57How much Carlos saw, anyway.
55:01Yeah, a new concept.
55:02The boy seemed like they had a good time.
55:04I think it went pretty well.
55:05Better than I expected, actually.
55:07So, yeah.
55:08Successful shoot.
55:10And we're going over there now to film something else,
55:13as we always do.
55:14So, we'll see you on the next one.
55:16You'll see me a lot these days, I think, actually.
55:18Most weeks will be me talking to you.
55:19And otherwise, I've got a new role in the Sidemen.
55:21I think we can stay on the field.
55:22Thank you, Sen.
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