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00:05hey everyone welcome to a sidecar
00:10because we've just filmed a bunch of more sidemen videos we have six there it's so easy to wrap
00:16them through at your house you know literally just sit on the sofa a bit go outside for a bit
00:19bob's your uncle i agree but i also think we are slower here than in a studio i don't i
00:24don't know
00:25really now we are because even like before we start this podcast like normally we'd be
00:29on it we're here we're just chilling on the fucking sofa it's a nicer day different environment
00:33yeah like as in the more sidemen videos here are more like okay we're just chilling yeah a bit of
00:39time to hang out and then we go play football yeah it's because it's only you're pretty limited what
00:44you can do on a sofa as well right there's nothing like too strenuous like we're not doing like how
00:47many bananas can you fit in your mouth or like down the sofa you want to do that i wouldn't
00:51want to
00:51something we can make that happen we'll buy a bunch how many bananas could you fit in your mouth
00:55how many not more than one uh what are we doing i think you're doing it like yeah you're doing
01:00it
01:00like how many basically ends can you fit in your mouth well yeah we're gonna have to are we saying
01:03are you saying unpeeled bananas are we saying mushed banana peel it and you can push it into
01:08i can get two i need two bananas in there mush wise you get two bananas before it mushes though
01:13because if it mushes it will fall off give me it's still fine oh so you want like you want
01:17to i'm
01:18thinking you could kind of go also some some bananas are huge yeah you'd have to be like a
01:22medium-sized banana i can't be having a little fat well you know you could put like a little finger
01:25bananas you seen a little finger bananas you couldn't have a girthy one no um anyways yeah um harry is
01:32currently running on one percent yeah i don't know what's that honestly i don't know what's happened
01:35to me i think nothing all weekend and you come here going i'm actually if i have been like under
01:39the
01:39weather but then i i slept tonight like last night but i'm right we're gonna
01:44fucking did you oversleep no not even i just woke up and i just you know i just don't think
01:49i've
01:49ever i don't think i fully maybe you didn't sleep enough when the clocks changed yeah we'd lose
01:54that one hour this weekend that might be what did me you know yeah that one hour has done you
01:58like
01:58this today i i haven't thought i might be getting maybe i've got like a crippling illness man i don't
02:03know what is that's a meningitis outbreak it's people going crazy over that one what is what's the
02:07symptoms what's the symptoms of meningitis that being you is it really might want to get checked
02:14and he's us cooked as well then no no i'll stay i'll do more i'll stay here lads i won't
02:17get to
02:18you all day i'm cooked i'm next to him and vick's been away for four years yeah vick's you've been
02:23gone so tell us what happened bro i just got lost well we went to thailand oh yeah but he
02:29was in
02:29time for he went thailand you went thailand like a couple of days before but you haven't been back since
02:33thailand yeah he was in thailand i left after the uh draper's field shoot i left from the draper's
02:38field to go to the airport the draft day that's when he left you haven't been home since a draft
02:43day
02:43not no and you did you go home did you go home after the draft i was home for like
02:47a day and then
02:48went away for my brother's wedding at the weekend up north did you never did you go home between the
02:52draft and the airport no he was straight at the airport oh my god you've literally gone from draper's
02:57uninstalled this server i uninstalled this region because it's got uh bad weather that's bad weather
03:02the weather picked up when you left to be honest yeah yeah sun bro like a week of um the
03:08video that
03:09we went away for not away but like north oh was that nice video yeah yeah yeah yeah me we
03:15were
03:15yeah yeah one percent money and what we talked about oh yes of course yeah yeah yeah oh good because
03:21i
03:21thought that could have been dreadful yeah no for sure you know what it rained if it rained yeah it'd
03:27be
03:27a big time it was a very sunny day yeah but you went to thailand and then you stayed for
03:31an extra
03:32day uh ish about about an extra six hours and then from there to australia and then you went australia
03:37so i i i felt stunned locked after thailand by the way yeah that was like we felt i did
03:43two more days
03:44before you guys and it was just what were you doing the two days before you didn't show you know
03:49yeah i did uh five shows in three weekends felt like a real real real dj kind of guy
03:55pouring that's rookie numbers for djs though they do five nights they do five times a day
03:59sometimes yeah that i needed to plug some in on the weeks yeah yeah yeah but yeah doing like
04:04even two days in a row was kind of like okay i need to lock in different cities two days
04:08in a row
04:09but no it was it was it was very good fun what was a favorite spot you went to
04:12it was yeah you know what it's it's a it's hard between sydney and brisbane because sydney like the
04:23coast is so nice just to kind of just walk about on have you done the coastal walk how you've
04:27been
04:27sydney i don't know you would you would love the coastal i've been to the coast of sydney i've done
04:31the
04:31coastal walk like like like around i walked you know like near bondi beach i've been bondi beach yeah
04:37yeah did you walk around like no i didn't no no no you missed out did i miss out you
04:42missed out on
04:43some fuck oh actually no wait tell a lie that's a lot of your percent what i actually new answer
04:49australia
04:50zoo oh yeah we went to australia zoo and uh erwin and again they looked after us so so nicely
04:58they
04:58let us do all of the like meet the animal experience yeah we met met 40 year old tortoises oh
05:05yeah i'm
05:06like this little bro's older than me and they're quite they're quite funny they're quite animated they
05:09just like kind of like they sneak up on you did a long neck one right yeah did you punch
05:13kangaroo um
05:14no no we fed some kangaroos and wallabies it's so weird how chill they are i can't imagine punching a
05:20kangaroo they go like yeah they weren't they they weren't the roided up cameras they were like friendly
05:28too easy to punch them yeah yes yes you can only punch the head yeah yeah um and then we
05:34met a
05:34rhino oh yeah dj who's like a 20 year old dj rhino yeah 22 year old white rhino like in
05:42the zoo
05:42he is he's not what what dj no the rhino was not a dj no no so he went a
05:55rhino and i was like oh he
05:56saw a rhino in the zoo and then he went dj rhino and i was like well he is dj
05:59so he probably has a
06:00mate called dj rhino now actually you know what if you think about becoming a dj rhino dj rhino's a
06:06good one yeah someone knows someone called dj rhino it's gonna be the dj probably yeah um yeah and it
06:14was uh yeah we got to like stand next to him and he's kind of like a horse apparently rhinos
06:18are quite
06:19closely related to horse right yeah yeah in what way they don't seem like it uh they eat grass and
06:27right they like they like they do the thing where they like they like and they like you know they
06:36hop up there and it's like you know oh yeah i can see yeah and they're like and they like
06:41like kind
06:41of like do tippy tappy like a fat unicorn yeah really aren't they pretty much maybe they are just
06:47unicorns yeah they yeah they just we think of unicorns these like mythical blind beautiful
06:52ethereal but no it's just a fat rhino yeah and yeah that was that was very cool wow uh how'd
06:59uh koala
07:18be like just a koala mind being held like oh to be honest the koala like thinks of you as
07:28a tree
07:29like just like something to hold on to it doesn't really process the fact that you're a
07:34tree yeah but they're just a bit they don't really have they have predators koalas who's
07:39eating a koala they're probably just so chill right i i reckon an alligator would give it a go
07:43yeah it's a croc but they're not hunted as in like an alligator's eating one that falls in
07:48yeah true you know what i mean like yeah i don't know hunted so wait if you got a koala
07:53and just fed it normally do you reckon it would be like limitless
08:00koala no i just think it would actually be i just think it would just be a monkey is it
08:04a bear
08:05it's a bear yeah it's a marsupial it's a marsupial it's a marsupial it's a marsupial is it yeah
08:08big marsupial what would he do with them
08:16which are the ones oh the sloth no which is lost lost a bit creepy i don't like a little
08:21slow
08:22moody koala i i get sloths and koalas koalas somewhat like squishy thing right they look
08:32they're cute they are literally yeah they're cool though but just they do look weird they got long
08:37yeah yeah they're like fingers and they're like yeah magicians yeah and when you lift one up from the
08:42ground it thinks it's flying and it starts doing that oh wow john oh he uses chance
08:46wow what yeah the chance that john's come in to interact with our whole podcast well he goes um
08:53the reason you went to australia yes it's for the main event the real yeah
08:58yeah um no no we didn't but um but his his mom commented on my instagram post which was a
09:07pretty
09:07oh that's a pretty good moment yeah what did she say uh thanks for coming
09:11she said thanks for coming so big up no the real main event was the laser beam
09:27wedding i think it's wedding affair but that sounds wrong that the huge wedding wedding wedding
09:37weekend uh yeah it was it was pretty mega it was on their family farm outside melbourne and we camped
09:45in tents so it was like a full weekend like glamping though yeah glamping okay yeah
09:50they're just giving you like i mean no yeah it was glamping no showers no nothing but at the same
09:55time like i was like you you got all these spiders you got all these snakes oh true actually i'm
10:00in
10:00the field i'm like making sure i'm zipping that thing up yeah facts yeah a snake coming out of nowhere
10:05yeah no we we remained uh wildlife protected protected from the wildlife but no it was good it was yeah
10:11it
10:11was uh it was an active weekend lots of uh drinking partying celebrating it was very wholesome as well
10:20i'm sure you've seen uh they posted a lot of videos yeah yeah and they had perfect weather good
10:25but it's great aren't they really yeah you were part of the wedding grooms groomsman yeah part of the
10:32wedding was it was indeed you groomed men well apparently apparently laser beam had an affair is what he was
10:39telling what yeah already he said he went to his wedding affair the grand wedding affair yeah is that
10:45like yeah that's probably not a good statement is it no it was i was trying to say yeah it
10:51was
10:51it was quite quite the experience um there was lots of alcohol i think we got through like 40 bottles
10:56of
10:56fireball jesus um bible was the choice they yeah they had like 200 shots just out on the bar and
11:03they
11:04like everyone go and fireball we did indeed listen to some people it's an instant worldwide it's an
11:11instant like good mood yeah yeah yeah it's a fun shot there's 200 shots and everyone just do one
11:17yeah you play your pitbull like everyone who's doing that shot is having a good time fireball
11:21i think you go down the line of the whole the whole wedding like like the train yeah yeah you
11:27should have
11:27to fill out a thing on your form like pregnant or sober that's it and if you tick one you
11:34get fireball
11:45um that was very good and yeah so they had they had like a dinner before the wedding wedding day
11:51was
11:52very very special it was like them doing it at their family home was so wholesome because it's
11:57like where ilsa grew up and like she was like running around there as a kid and got married
12:00in the same house it was her farm yeah yeah yeah i don't know if it was his farm yeah
12:04the uh the
12:05watkins family farm so they did that and then the day after there was a they did set up a
12:10pickleball
12:10tournament oh that's so like everyone's fucking what fireball shots at the wedding and they had
12:16aperols so you kept going oh so i had a big pickleball tournament uh i got i got i didn't
12:25make it out the group stages unfortunately i'll be honest i hate pickleball really i haven't played
12:31it yet it's like paddle is like it is its own thing and then people it's kind of like tennis
12:39and squash but it's a little bit different pickleball to me is small tennis is it like soft
12:44yeah but the thing that's nice is that like everyone it's quite inclusive of all ages like
12:50the little kids are playing tennis no one can play it yeah even paddle like you're not gonna have
12:58people who've never played it before you can just have paddles like in the middle yeah pickleball you
13:01can yeah if your brother like shit pickleball is still somewhat difficult it's just like
13:06i mean all racket sports are yeah you're just like very they love pickleball in america
13:11but when i see videos of it i'm just it makes me angry it does look funny you paddle up
13:17big in
13:17america it's not is it nah no pickleball is pickleball yeah they got their pickleball it grew up at a
13:21like look because pickleball is you're more include like you can you can set the pickleball out there
13:25now like you just need a little like that's the thing that's nice yeah it's just like a small court
13:30yeah easy to yeah and it can be grass or anything no you can't really do grass no you do
13:35it
13:35hard surface yeah you do need you kind of need a court surface really you couldn't do it off just
13:42but it's also the smallest court yeah yeah they got yeah in one tennis court they got four pickleball
13:48courts like side side side well the tennis courts are failing because yeah getting bought out by
13:54paddle and pickle yeah good um so then you stayed much longer after that and then no that was like
14:02the third weekend in australia so i had shows one weekend shows the next weekend wedding and then
14:10back home which route did you take singapore yeah yeah i was supposed to fly back via abu dhabi
14:16yeah and about a week before i got an email it's like by the way we've just moved your flight
14:2124 hours
14:21back and i was like well one i need to get back for the start of my brother's wedding which
14:26is the
14:26weekend after and i'm gonna miss the first event if i get this flight and two if you've just moved
14:30my
14:31flight i don't have confidence yeah i don't think if i ever did return no that's fine i think i
14:35got
14:35refunded i hope i think i think i got refunded but yeah i had to change man back in there
14:39he emailed
14:40asap yeah i'm gonna need that back actually stop the war i need to be back for my brother's wedding
14:48that is you know what like it is it has ruined a lot of people's transport like travel plans but
14:54it is
14:54nice that they're just refunding all of that stuff because i remember during covid if you had
14:59flights booked it was done yeah yeah you were like okay you had a holiday and flight booked
15:02they'd be like unlucky like you've lost all your money we i don't know if you were coming or not
15:06but i was booked to go to miami ultra yeah i was booked on that as well i lost everything
15:09yeah
15:10lost the house on that house gone yeah lost the house on that one no but i had a whole
15:14trip booked
15:14i was going to florida keys like i was doing the whole thing and then they just what else you
15:17buy
15:17in a little tiny home no they they and then they even like oh yeah we'll just we'll do it
15:22for the
15:22same days next year and it was still fucking cover the next year so i lost it i was like
15:25all right
15:26sound that's true yeah um yeah well that sounds fun really is beautiful beautiful place
15:31it's the longest holiday ever yeah it's the longest i've been outside the uk since i was born
15:37wow yeah i like that this year mom's only 18 days a full month yeah like i think yeah
15:44ghana two and a half months oh that's that's pretty two and a half months so you've lived a life
15:48over there pretty much um yeah yeah it was good i had a good time i think maybe maybe one
15:57day we
15:57make it out there i don't know maybe we go the other way go america do some videos there pop
16:02over
16:02pop over the airport yeah we can go to the side to singapore i think australia i think australia
16:08doesn't happen with all seven of us that's sad yeah did we get close ones yeah yeah yeah we were
16:18there was another one we were quite close and then the first asia trip was i think ethan couldn't
16:23make it it's always something always some with these guys let's look like going australia even
16:28today we should be here right now we should be we should be abroad yeah i i would throw it
16:35out
16:35there and say if you break up the flight to australia again i'm saying this from a privileged position
16:39of having a lay flat on the flight but if you break it into two flights over separate days it's
16:44not so bad you do that australia right you're calm yeah that's what he's saying i guess you fly
16:49halfway film something do a couple days yeah it's not because of that it's because i think you block
16:56of time away yeah like i'm getting to the period now where i could go away for four five days
17:02six
17:02seven day whatever yeah but that's getting you there and i think by the time we end up booking
17:06something someone else will have a kid or like something like that so inconsiderate isn't it all
17:11this having kids business it'll be a it'll now be a cycle where it's like one person just can't do
17:17it yeah i also have a theory like australia is good but is it a 24-hour flight away good
17:26i don't
17:27tell me i'm been i wouldn't say so you've been just a hot like it's nice but like you could
17:32get
17:32something just as visually strike it i thought i'm like are you talking about the culture of it
17:36there but obviously like visually striking wise you just go somewhere in europe are you talking for
17:40videos or just for i think i don't know video wise it don't i don't think it does more than
17:46america
17:46does okay the market is the best place i think the month is the month it's the start of december
17:51like what you're doing in the uk and europe like it's just it's just it's just yeah caribbean we go
17:56yeah caribbean yeah caribbean trip another one stolen from us oh yeah who stole that one from me
18:02i think it was ethan i think it was ethan i think it was ethan i think it was josh
18:08josh didn't want
18:08to leave the country that's what it was that was caribbean or asia and then there were hurricanes
18:15and i think it was hurricane yeah that's it was ethan you expand around yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't
18:24know
18:24i think australia is like it's not like it's like the most i mean obviously i'd like to go
18:27no but the effort and the cost to get everyone out to australia also i don't think it's it's like
18:34it doesn't look down it's not like it's fucking yeah yeah it feels it doesn't feel like you'd get
18:40much better than here on a sunny day no whereas america i think it's the vibes you're going for i
18:45think but i think you get the same kind of vibes in like la like you could get the same
18:48like
18:49i don't know it's not different enough but with not not 20 it's not yeah it's not 24 hours
18:53travel but but what about the people on the ground that's the that is the only thing obviously the
18:57fans that came out in numbers in australia yeah that'd be a bad thing for us if we're filming
19:03he's throwing it on his head yeah now it's the fans fault yeah i don't know like we're in london
19:09that we can't really do that as much anymore because yeah yeah yeah it depends yeah what you're
19:13trying to do i think it would be kind of if it stopped stuff i have a beta squad yeah
19:18they
19:18would like they stopped everything yeah you do raise a good point like the hotel we're in would
19:22be even when i went fucking i went when i went with um freezy chip we went to like this
19:26place
19:27called like port macro port macro or something it's just something like random outside sydney right
19:30outside some random fucking and it was like the classic town we'd end up in a lot on the
19:34cheap team or something yeah and we we the whole place just went shut down that's a good point
19:38cheap team everyone found out we're in this like that also makes fill out the content yeah
19:43in the wrong way yeah there wasn't it depends what your content is yeah like if you incorporate
19:51that into the content is amazing yeah you're leaning into it what else can you do yeah i love
19:56i like australia but i just don't i don't know you were supposed to be in new zealand right
20:00now right yeah i'm supposed to be in australia now but um again from fucking what they're doing
20:06over there in the middle of the world man what they're doing what they're doing there man it's
20:09just ruining your trip yeah ruin my trip mine was a case of like i was only going for like
20:14six days
20:14anyway so and i was only going because the flights were like perfect like i could fly like it was
20:18like an overnight flight land i had filming and then i could fly back overnight like it just worked
20:23and so as soon as that didn't as soon as i was trying to fly by like america or singapore
20:27i was like
20:27yeah let's not do this not the one but i will see it looks nice out there does it yeah
20:34it was a nice day
20:35it was just a bit cold yeah a bit chilly willy a bit windy chilly yeah but this is this
20:40beach
20:40fucking we're getting there now though because you know bondi beach done it come on i've been there
20:44i've heard good things bondi beach i'm not sure new zealand's the one i've really i've new zealand
20:49yeah i do want to get i would i would i would i would i would argue new zealand's worth
20:52the travel
20:53more than yeah australia yeah like scenery yeah the scenery's unreal cheap as expensive new zealand
20:59could be crazy yeah they got amazing golf courses out there amazing golf courses out there
21:03all sports golf new zealand
21:07all sports golf is crazy i wish all sports golf did well yeah it's so fun to film with it
21:12i love it
21:13we go somewhere warm everyone just gets a little bit drunk yeah i got paid last time you just play
21:19golf yeah it's so fun bit of bit of friendly competitiveness between the boys how did the
21:25last one do did it do that let me look let me look what was the last one was the
21:28drunk
21:28i mean the drunk please that was i don't know what's gonna happen but please say there's a
21:32random spike of views i don't think it was side man how many we done three yeah it's the jack
21:37joseph find his last one isn't it side man yeah yeah all sports so i nearly killed our producer
21:43we have eight months ago six point three yeah that's not good two years ago come on the europe
21:50edition yes this is good nine point five oh that's not bad four years ago come on this one's got
21:56off banked well 14 15 million yeah come on we arrived just a forfeit foot golf 8.9 one year
22:04ago
22:04that was a good video you know i enjoyed that and impossible 100 000 foot golf challenge which was
22:10the first one that was on me film second channel yeah yeah it's just on the major like welcome back
22:15to
22:15the beat 18 wow different era different era yeah it was different era the legend of residuals
22:21going going going i don't think i don't think the original forfeit was where yeah it was where
22:27harry was with vick i think and they kept kicking it into the is that the bush one maybe yeah
22:33that
22:33was that was the latest one though with foot golf yeah we kicked it in the water constantly yeah
22:37that's the one that's on 8.9 yeah vick's holding vick's holding harry's legs trying to get
22:43yeah yeah that was forfeit foot golf i think i still think it's probably
22:50no that's a golf channel yeah come on stop i know you're fucking
22:54no no no no we're not doing this i do think i don't know i don't know i don't know
23:00let me play
23:01golf i think foot golf's done well enough to potentially warrant doing it again i don't i think
23:06if we're away in like a european country and we've got a good find a shoot hold up hold up
23:12i don't hate
23:13it there's a five man side men shoot coming up with a sixth gas it has to be like a
23:20double i know
23:21double yeah and it has to be sunny he's not in that point of the year nice place like yeah
23:25we go to
23:25like i'll go i'll go i'll go i'll go to the mountains in switzerland to play foot golf it'd be
23:29very cold yes what was the worst time to go there because you can't really ski now but you can't
23:32do
23:32anything else it's still it's in melting area it's in melting time let's go ibiza yeah ibiza foot golf
23:38it's raining there's only one course and there's only one fucking yeah we've been there have we
23:44yeah golf i believe you've been there twice mate or three times maybe why you've been there on a
23:49stag do for someone probably vix yeah yeah yeah you did you come out you did come out i wasn't
23:55invited you booked a four man oh you had a massage though no i swear yoga i did yoga because
24:06it was
24:06booked by other people and we were like oh no actually we're gonna just go play golf i enjoyed
24:10the yoga though that was a cheaply expensive um yeah you were the caddy or was he was caddy some
24:16was oh yeah yeah yeah okay we played like two holes right you'd think ibiza would have more than one
24:21course all the course would be unreal like you think the amount of like rich people to go there
24:24the same thing same thing they said like when at mykonos because of an unreal course imagine
24:28it doesn't of course does it no because it's it's too rocky isn't it too dry yeah maybe you
24:32need to sound like ibiza's too dry it is a lot of water yeah golf course yeah weird oh golf
24:38ibiza's
24:38all right but yeah you can tell it's feels the feels it is raining there because i looked for a
24:42video
24:42already wow oh shit oh we are we are oh we are cooped we're cooped yeah we're we are currently
24:51in the
24:51throes of trying to figure out a video for uh next week so i'm telling you i think things get
24:56moves
24:56around that's what's the issue like saying it's been around oh no we can't right now but go america
25:00five videos in four days yeah i stand and they're all good videos yeah yeah america just
25:07yeah so long as we well we're trying to get a bunch of collabs locked in yeah done
25:12bob's your uncle even just like even just like doing anything like over there is so much like
25:17the cheap expensive it's just like different and america's so like they like the content like
25:21i mean like the camera anywhere they like it yeah random people like get
25:25dumping the camera whereas like paris i don't think they would like
25:30what are you doing what's the worst country for filming in like no i'm not saying like the laws of
25:37it because obviously like for the people like monaco's obviously far but like the people
25:40fucking despise you for it like because london's a 50 50 like some people don't mind it but some
25:47people hate it but i'm trying to think there's another country that it's somewhere like japan though
25:50because it's really disrespectful yeah yeah actually yeah japan wasn't that yeah you can't
25:55do anything like yeah if you're out there shouting in japan you look like an ass yeah i'd feel like
25:59an arsehole too yeah it's not like their fault really it's just culture it's quite a nice culture
26:04actually but yeah it doesn't suit filming does it um that might be the one japan is yeah i've known
26:09japan
26:09yeah let's go for a pokemon trip cheap most expensive japan would be quite cool
26:15film like you want to be out yeah especially on the cheap team you want to be able to stick
26:18around
26:19and like in like if you go at night in japan though if you go out drinking everyone just goes
26:24mental
26:24an issue because imagine like any video have any music because you could go to all bars all clubs and
26:32film it all be sick yeah would it though yeah but i just feel like after a little after like
26:37an
26:37hour it'd be kind of rubbish footage yeah okay then pass that points but then you get some funny
26:41nights out still and then like even videos imagine videos for any oh no yeah yeah yeah well the music
26:46is a killer yeah yeah it's so annoying i haven't solved that yet in 2026 well i'll tell you how
26:51we
26:51solve it you just take the hit i'm just like a copyright yeah yeah what if we just move to
26:55like purely
26:56just cyplus only i guess you can't use me on cyplus either yeah let me get proper sued that'll be
27:01yeah proper sued um what can you even do i guess yeah we have to every video is sponsored and
27:08we
27:08say yeah we say to the audience every sponsored we turn ads off because we're going to pay every
27:14song they'd rather just have a non-copyized soundtrack than an ad yeah yeah true actually
27:20but not really no we can use like a couple 10 seconds but like that's for a game for
27:25legal reasons we actually didn't use it music we composed it ourselves we did it it was yeah
27:32um what if you just compose our music yeah why don't you know we got a musician here why don't
27:36you make the music for the videos come on i got i got any song make some more tunes bro
27:40yeah come
27:40on chop chop i got i got something and i got some loading all categories all categories we need some
27:46hip-hop we need some depressing music we need some exciting music we need some like dramatic music like
27:50okay okay and then you give us if you can give us a whole library of stuff we got you
27:55jj and toby you
27:56could all choose the genre and well okay i got i got dance music covered i got your drops you
28:01got
28:01the drops yeah okay jj makes depressing music yeah yeah yeah yeah he can be yeah if he gets in
28:06his
28:06feeling what are you employing i was making a joke toby can do some of his uh raps if he
28:14wants to do
28:14some of his raps yeah he can rap vibes you can rap with the mood yeah all right you know
28:22what let's
28:23let's let's talk about something completely different what do you want to talk about oh i've got no
28:26fucking idea but let me have a let me mr one percent over there limited over there it's not
28:29really helping mr limited no i'm gonna go back tonight i'll tell you what i'm gonna do investigate
28:36i'm gonna figure out i have a beef stew that i made last night oh i was gonna add half
28:40it last
28:41night and i was gonna have the rest of it i think your issue i made my poison myself yeah
28:45yeah how much
28:47did you cook the cards four and a half hours that beef cooked for low cooking low cooking what heat
28:52kind of impossible 140 it's also beef like you can't really yeah you can't fuck up raw yeah that
28:57shit that shit was was was cooked yeah what could it be since like when yeah i don't like a
29:06really
29:06bad hangover day of harry no you do just give me like i haven't slept vibes yeah i feel like
29:11your brain
29:11just doesn't yeah my brain is so off like dodgy ping yeah yeah well hopefully this is not my life
29:17now just on the wrong server yeah what's on nax vpn just like 200 ping hey i do i feel
29:23like i do
29:23feel a bit stun grenaded like i don't know it's what it is he's just walking around like a stun
29:28but
29:29i'm so honestly if we'd have been abroad today i'd have been i'd have just been like
29:32i'd have just been like i'd have just been like i'd have been bumbling around this
29:47uh speak like incoherent just delirious yeah oh well no no no i'm locked the fuck it's all in my
29:53head lock the fuck in come on all right uh if you had to oh okay right vic i got
30:00a question for
30:00you never give me this all you see that uh you might pick up show the camera you see that
30:04yankee
30:05candle right there that's a woodwick candle is it a woodwick candle okay fair enough yeah yeah that
30:10um would like okay what would have to be on the line on the other side for you to eat
30:15that entire
30:15candle eat the entire candle eat the entire candle in one sitting i think you know what based on the
30:20fact that it contains um liniol acetate lemon lemonade okay a big spoon a big spoon
30:44one big one big but yeah that's why what's on the line to have one big one big one big
30:48but one big
30:48yeah that's a good question like what would be the nice though that could you know that'd be quite
30:53tasty well if ralph's if ralph's life's on the line you're eating an ice cream scoop of that for sure
30:57yeah
30:57yeah yeah i'd do it for ralph yeah i think i i don't know would you be hospitalized wait i
31:01think
31:02you'd probably be a little bit a little bit it's fine i want one ice cream again the whole thing
31:06yeah no no no no i would just want i just want to find out what would happen because now
31:09that now
31:09that we know i've done it to save my dog's life if i trade it like should we see yeah
31:13but like if
31:13you do it for your dog's life would you do it for money i would do i would eat a
31:16scoop of that for
31:17money how much but how much you pay to keep your dog like if someone's if someone's offering you
31:2250 grand i think i'd eat a scoop of that yeah really i think i because it could kill you
31:27in my
31:28i might have some research before i do it because in my head it's not going to kill me it's
31:32just
31:32going to give me you're allowed to you're allowed to research before you eat it but you have to say
31:35yes or no right now i would say yes i would say yes i think you could eat a scoop
31:42of that and not
31:43die damn do you know you're gonna die yes or that well you could prepare for it
31:47yeah i had a scoop of a candle you phone the ambulance now and say come and say i've eaten
31:53a candle i've eaten a scoop of candle i think you just take a load of like like a modium
31:58no no no no you don't do the opposite you do enema yeah not even no that's what you throw
32:03up
32:04get your stomach pump yeah nah it has to be natural i think i'd actually eat a lot of yellow
32:08dragon fruit and just like flush it out makes you throw up do the uh banana and sprite challenge
32:13just before it yeah an honor and sprite nah cause then i'd be worried about getting stuck in my
32:18oh also do you melt the wax but do you have like a lukewarm wax and then it solidifies on
32:23the way
32:23that oh i'm chewing that on your track yeah it'd be like half that dried down yeah i don't know
32:28i'm chewing it up right but what's the answer just so it's like can i have a spoon of candle
32:33or not
32:33is it gonna kill me well it's just i'm getting to the bottom i would i would i would grate
32:38the candle
32:39oh great in it that is a good shot on that toast for playing health that jam no no no
32:43you have to
32:44have a scoop yeah i don't know yeah it's gonna be a scoop amount no but you have it that
32:48you can't
32:49like put it in a sandwich for example it's okay okay yeah i'll just do grated then yeah
32:52yeah i can swallow little bits of it at the time yeah okay unlikely to be life-threatening and a
32:56healthy adult that's fine but definitely enough to cause notable symptoms yeah i can imagine i
33:01wouldn't feel great after a healthy adult yeah gastro-intestinal
33:06intestinal upset very likely nausea stomach cramps diarrhea for a dog's life that's worth it
33:12yeah yeah i'd take a day of stomach pain but yeah for sure yeah you said no to like brandy
33:19as well further than that for a day's work and i would be sitting on a toilet and so i've
33:23i've
33:24been through stomach cramping at all i can i can i can i've been there before so yeah it's just
33:29gonna
33:29like make you ill but it's not gonna like yeah permanently so i made the right call i eat a
33:34scoop
33:34yeah well done ralph ralph lifts i made the right call the dog who lives
33:39i could scoop why not the good thing is that's not where i thought it was going when he said
33:43pick up
33:44the candle i don't want to give a free promo to candle that this candle but but so i'll put
34:13fumes in your body yeah all the time what's it um certain candles right what yeah there's what
34:18there's a very few the bar that are actually yeah good most like branded candles have like toxins
34:23and they are imagine that that's all going to go up in smoke and be in the room yeah what
34:26do they
34:26call it uh it's like it's like androgen and that androgen things yeah but at some point you have to
34:33enjoy life that's what i'm saying i love a candle yeah i love office smelling like nice all the time
34:39yeah i love a candle when i tell people are like yeah i have a red bull like every day
34:42and they're
34:43always like oh that's so bad for you i'm like i don't really drink i don't don't smoke anything
34:49i don't do drugs yeah i can have a red bull yeah so it's not that bad yeah yeah you
34:56know everything
34:56in moderate everything yeah you gotta have your voices in some sorts yeah you do yolo so exactly
35:02you do yolo exactly that's what they say right we'll have our red bulls and we'll light the
35:09fucking candles exactly yeah come on yeah i might like a red bull whoa yeah what about red bull candle
35:15candle yeah i'll drink a candle you make how easy to put your own candle what like how do you
35:20make
35:20a candle i don't think it's that hard because i might try my own candle you just melt wax and
35:25you
35:25can obviously buy like you buy what was regular wax you buy like why you're saying buy wax is that
35:30not
35:30a candle no because you buy like scent or like oils to put in it right and then you then
35:34you cook it
35:35well how do you make wax no i think i'm just saying you buy the i don't know you said
35:40you make
35:40wax from scratch i don't know i'm just saying like if you buy wax is that not a candle effectively
35:44i guess so not scented candles just a candle yeah yeah yeah you put your own wick in it it's
35:48all
35:48wax natural probably not my sister does it she'll like like old candles she's like the candle doctor
35:54you know when you find a candle that's been like burnt poorly it's got a big hole in the middle
35:58she'll
35:58like take all the wax out melt it down to like the liquid form again and then remold it into
36:04a new candle
36:04sick yeah bless you is this her job no she just she likes doing weird things to be fair
36:11so if i ship my candles to her can she be the candle she should probably fix your candle yeah
36:16yeah yeah yeah she loves it candle whisperer the candle whisperer the doctor the candle
36:22i'm sorry but when it goes wrong it goes wrong with it and there was there we got this one
36:27pot in
36:27our kitchen that's just from just like candle wax just like and then obviously you cook it after
36:32that your food tastes like candle wax not lovely yeah it's not not the one experience then you can
36:36eat that candle easily yeah i guess so if you had to take up a hobby now that's a little
36:43bit weird
36:43that you've never really done what would it be not something like golf not like a sport activity like
36:48it's like a hobby well if it's like a weird sport then yeah but like yeah if it's like the
36:52worm
36:53team then it's fine i used to i don't mind stamp like stamp collecting okay or like coin collecting i
36:59think it's quite fun to like it's a bit like your cards right are you going through trying to find
37:02like a good stamp i've got a coin collection yeah oh nice where'd you find them i mean like
37:08where'd you find the coins are you buying them online or you know when i was a kid i used
37:11to
37:11like that's all different designs of all the pound coins oh nice and that guy that does the 50p one
37:15oh he does like he goes through coins really quickly and he he literally puts them in like this one's
37:20worth this much this one's this one he basically has a list of all the right ones that are different
37:25that's good tick tock oh that sounds quite nice next time i get one i'll send it to you and
37:28sometimes you get quite i think coin guys really clean the coins oh they're good oh like magnet
37:33fishing yeah that's what that's good that's a good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah restoring stuff's kind
37:37of cool yeah you're restoring like the like knives and stuff that's what i love yeah there's no way
37:46he's there's no way he's bringing that one back you combine all of it though like you go and magnet
37:49fishing you get all these rusty knives and like poles yeah bro that's sick i need my own little workshop
37:56i need to like get a new house rewards that's got its own reward system built in like something
38:02anything that's kind of like a bit of gratification it's like a road cleaning
38:06rug oh have you seen them i've seen them too yeah yeah yeah looks messy though you need a big
38:11area
38:12like i love when they make all the mess and then they get a hose and they spray it and
38:16it all goes
38:16away and then they do it again yeah and they spray it i think of the rug we had in
38:21the storage walls
38:22it's like haunted me yeah and i'd clean that no it's not a piss yeah it wouldn't when i finish
38:27with
38:27it and i was gagging on that it wouldn't smell when i finish with it it wouldn't imagine you're in
38:32the room imagine just like cleaning out just piss oh you gotta wear like a mask they wear a mask
38:3910 years of dirt coming out this thing like yeah yeah oh it's so good like anything like that or
38:44like
38:45patio cleaning or a lot of pressure washing that's a good one that's a good one yeah yeah yeah that's
38:50a good
38:50one yeah yeah i actually might buy my own pressure washer a pressure washer would like but if some
38:54i might do that i did it for like five squares on here it's it it gets it's long it
38:59doesn't go
38:59quick yeah no it was it was um the the lead isn't long enough to breach the rest that is
39:05the most
39:05annoying thing like a wireless pressure washer would be so good it's just the most annoying thing yeah
39:11one of them packs you wear and you walk around like that like with the yeah yeah that would go
39:17crazy yeah yeah because that's what i feel in the air though i hate when you've got a like wheel
39:21over
39:21your own yeah hose wire or like push it out of the way and it's always the attachment to the
39:25hose
39:25it's the game it's easier in it you know it's the one that gets you on pressure washing as well
39:28when
39:28you start too precise you start like two beamed in and you get one tile really clean you set the
39:34party
39:34like to get all of these tiles this clean it's going to take me three hours yeah so then you
39:38have yeah
39:39anything around the gardening's a good one have you anything just
39:42oh i rage quit i i really need to like it's about time it's about time to lock back in
39:47yeah yeah
39:47it's still a wasteland for the end of last year i'm still mad look in now you're back now why
39:51not
39:52uh i started this new music hobby that's kind of evening my time you had like a little that music
39:57was your work and you had a little hobby on the side using little vlogs on it bring them back
40:00you can
40:01do both put some headphones in listen to some some sets get some inspiration and then just do some
40:04gardening yeah yeah what hobby you started now me yeah i'm gonna start a new one yeah i don't i
40:10don't know like
40:11i guess yeah gardening i go back into garden yeah yeah i did enjoy that it was rewarding you eat
40:17the
40:17stuff you grew not yes it's not like gardening more like uh grow yeah like crops cultivating cultivating
40:23yeah like you don't want to it's not parts like mowing the lawn and stuff it's yeah yeah yeah it's
40:28growing food growing food my lawn is fun though yeah i haven't used my ride on like it's quite nice
40:33to
40:33like get the like the lines ride on mow is a fucking i've got one have you got one yeah
40:37yeah that's a ride on one's to be fair because that's like no effort i really want to do it
40:42this yeah it's just diet but then you suddenly you run over something you just hear like
40:47yeah it's an expensive lawn mow yeah mud larking is that what you like it's like panhandling but just
40:54in mud yeah so you're going to the thames oh yeah i see people doing that yeah when the tiger's
40:59out
40:59yeah they go through the mud yeah i did that the other day no one's done a little walker up
41:03there
41:03when the tigers i just walk up and down there he did the coastal walk yeah which coastal is that
41:08i think you know you there is they now exist it was in the uk that got to australia he
41:13said did you
41:14do the coastline you can walk around the uk now there's a continuous
41:26path the entire coast in the entire coastline of the uk you can walk around uninterrupted you
41:32can walk on the entire coast how have they done that just linked up all the little paths the project
41:35coastal path yeah it was a big thing sideman video how t three years to do it oh my god
41:41i'll say we spin seven and do it that way it doesn't work it's still gonna take a while
41:47what if we hire youtubers and we get like every single part done but the video is still 10
41:5210 out or 10 days long well it's three three years if you're doing it individually
41:58yeah i'm saying so that's how many youtubers do you need to do that in a day
42:02one thousand and like so 68 yeah if it takes three years to do that how long has it been
42:11i don't know yeah i don't know and you'd have to you could surely not
42:17i don't know everyone just bought their bit i guess they like tag off and then also you're
42:20cutting down a video you can just treat it all so it's not it doesn't work you have to do
42:22an
42:23uncut video of the whole thing yeah it doesn't work unfortunately what i had a brand new idea though
42:28i want oh it is an idea it is an idea mr beast you find a thousand people
42:35at random and you get them all to like film their day but like they can't be doing anything
42:42purposely to be being filmed and then you like and you see you see like what percentage people
42:47have got hit by a car yeah or like what percent because something mad's gonna happen in one of
42:52their lives do a million people a million people that's a lot of cameras no they're all filming
42:57themselves oh yeah if you were everyone to partake but then the people would do something the point
43:02was like you actually live the normal life someone will will catch something mental on camera just
43:06like in their like regular day yeah you got a million people yeah they feel your entire night
43:12it's a million maybe define something mad something mad like this is one death get mugged
43:19at least yeah party caught a fire like hit by a car there it was a thousand no there's a
43:25million
43:25surely at least there's be like the one be one i don't know someone's going to die for sure yeah
43:31will they or a million people right a million people yeah i don't know but if you're all the
43:37graphics that's about 90 plus as well they ain't working out how vlog camera works well we'll get
43:42on to film them go to a care home and just see oh you cover loads i'm down for some
43:49care home bingo
43:49as in we play bingo or we go in and it's like we have a list of bingo things that
43:55we have to get
43:56them to do i mean that sounds quite cool but yeah i thought it was like go to
44:01care home and you've got a bingo sheet that you have to get someone to talk about the war
44:04or something like that white someone's ass yeah it's actually quite a fun video but like it just
44:09it wouldn't translate i actually quite like the idea of that it's quite awesome yeah so i'm actually
44:15playing bingo just like regular old people bingo okay bingo is a fun game isn't it bingo is really fun
44:21i'm still pissing against the letters play bingo in um fun frame roulette could have made the video
44:27i grew up in sutton let's play that stratum
44:31yeah that's your uh that's your wife yeah if i i'm just trying to do these maths here
44:37yeah do you pick if i start my day picked a million random people yeah one of them's gonna die
44:42yeah that day why on demographics maybe
44:49probably not ask ai ask ai oh i was trying to do it myself and i realized i feel like
44:54you'd i
44:54reckon you'd see a death how many deaths are there a year 100 180k a day what where in the
45:01world oh but
45:02you'd be in uk if you go oh i was gonna do a million how how do you hear how
45:06to be random in the world
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