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00:00:08Max we've taken your podcast
00:00:15I'm just playing welcome back to Sidecast we are here with Simon Topejizzle Bazinga and George
00:00:22Clarkie yes now it's a lovely day outside we're on a farm currently yeah why have you
00:00:29not said shorts to him uh he's always in short oh but I don't know actually you've never seen me
00:00:34I don't think you've probably ever seen me in trousers apart from my apart from my wedding
00:00:39I don't think you've ever seen me in trousers now that I think about it yeah yeah I don't like
00:00:42I
00:00:43don't like it the first four words he said to me were shorts short short shorts you don't like
00:00:49short shorts though I don't like short no no he didn't say short shorts he said shorts and then
00:00:54the next time I saw him he went shorts oh okay shorts maybe he's just when he said it to
00:00:58me it
00:00:58was singular short because you're short sure yeah I'm not into trousers like that bro I can't lie
00:01:06yeah I know you're into shorts yeah so you've just been on a stag do I've heard
00:01:12just stagged where did you go uh went to Lisbon oh he went mad he's throwing up everywhere
00:01:19crazy yeah I was doing a sicking yeah because of food poisoning oh I had that hell yeah yeah
00:01:27when uh for the charity match oh yeah yeah no mine was more recent so yeah it's just I've never
00:01:32do
00:01:32you know it might add a lot I've never had food poison I didn't know what it was like it
00:01:35kind of
00:01:35sucks yeah no it's a full flashbang moment um so I'm well aware now I used to when someone said
00:01:41I've got food poisoning I used to think yeah you just like something you don't like
00:01:45crack on yeah but no it's dark it takes a few days as well to actually I didn't eat for
00:01:50two days
00:01:51yeah although you used to drop you both threw up a lot I feel like food poisoning I've ever had
00:01:56shit is always just poop no I'll never don't get me wrong I was no no I know I know
00:02:00I know
00:02:00but like I don't remember the last time I had food poisoning threw up that's that's like
00:02:06that's really horrible yeah but it was I woke up and I was like oh that wasn't a very successful
00:02:12poo and but then I was like oh it's just it's just laughing anyway wait you but then
00:02:22you just called him something there
00:02:30you seem to be I was just sort of getting you in on it because I haven't looked at you
00:02:33in a while
00:02:34so I was just like hey so you timed it with the poo did you okay fantastic wow I wasn't
00:02:42doing that
00:02:42that's why the podcast stopped guys he's getting cancelled yeah um no that wasn't yeah um but yeah
00:02:49I was didn't have a very successful poo I was like I was like oh this is fine cycled to
00:02:57Paddington
00:02:57felt fine and then I went to the toilet I was like oh I might need another unsuccessful poo here
00:03:03uh by unsuccessful I mean like tremendously successful like too much so too much um but then it started
00:03:11boiling up in the belly and I was like oh this don't feel good missed my first train got on
00:03:14the
00:03:14second one because I was like you know got to make it for the boys um I just threw up
00:03:19the whole
00:03:20way you know when you can feel just I've got something in your stomach that's what I kept doing
00:03:23it needs to go but you're like either I wait for my body to do this for me or I
00:03:27just did you have
00:03:28like the weird swallowing or like the that's what happened to me on the coach I kept like doing
00:03:32this I had I kept like profusely swallowing and like burping almost because that was evidently
00:03:37my insides going oh here it comes yeah yeah yeah
00:03:47but uh no I mean it was quite easy to throw up with your head in the train toilet at
00:03:53least
00:03:53anyway the woman in front of me helped me out big time oh bless her just use the flush so
00:03:59you pooed
00:04:00in Paddington station uh yeah I'm not uh in the toilet I can't do it piss shit anything in public
00:04:11anything I love that he uses the toilet but yeah pissing shit in he's not talking about the toilet by
00:04:16the way he might just do it he might just die at a train door
00:04:19I got told I got ejected from a train service uh after the year after the year no after the
00:04:28year
00:04:28rose I was I'd drunk a lot evidently because it was euros yeah uh got on the train last train
00:04:34leaving Wembley area going oh we're gonna go out in London whatever cool I'm drunk I've got a tiny
00:04:40bladder at the best of times so we stopped at something like I can't remember like chalk farm
00:04:44or something like that on the way I was like lads I'm gonna have to just fucking wee out the
00:04:47door
00:04:48and because I was like I can't get off the wee and get back on so the tube opens and
00:04:52I just wee like this
00:04:53onto the platform yeah I couldn't get all of it out did you time it correctly no because I no
00:04:57because
00:04:57I couldn't and also I couldn't get it all out so I couldn't get it out and then I see
00:05:02policemen
00:05:03coming down the train and they ejected me from the surface man well I was good I didn't get out
00:05:09there's a picture of me speaking to the police officers with my head in my hand but like I had
00:05:14to
00:05:14I explained to him I said like boss I'm gonna wee myself in front of my friends and I was
00:05:20like I
00:05:20can't do that I'm an adult yeah that's embarrassing and he was like but to be fair it wasn't it
00:05:25wasn't
00:05:25horrid they just said so please get off the train I said all right yeah valid as he's still piercing
00:05:31just on their shoes yeah he's just walking along with the worst thing is I couldn't get all of it
00:05:37out in the time that the doors were open so like I had to tuck it back away and I
00:05:40was like I still need
00:05:40to piss I mean if they're gonna eject you you might as well have finished yeah I did once I
00:05:46got out
00:05:46the station though I thought I couldn't you couldn't have them eject me and just piss in their
00:05:49face did you go for the night out in the end yeah yeah fair enough I didn't get arrested mate
00:05:55just a misdemeanor I've got a ticket for pissing as well you got a couple of them though I've got
00:06:01a ticket for pissing in Shoreditch why didn't you cash that in at the time they uh I weed ran
00:06:06the back
00:06:07of a kebab shop and I got a fine for uh public uh something and uh ruining property or something
00:06:14like
00:06:14that but but I think the man I think the man he was a Sidemen fan because everyone was like
00:06:19it was like you don't have to give him it and he was like no I do but I think
00:06:22he was doing it for
00:06:23PC Plot who was next to him and then because when I went to type it in on the Hackney
00:06:27website
00:06:27it didn't exist so I think it was like uh he just never put it through but he had to
00:06:31in the moment
00:06:32yeah yeah so shout out to he's just out with him using your fame for the good that kebab shop
00:06:40weren't exactly like prime anyway I reckon the fucking geezer that owns a kebab shop probably
00:06:44just pisses out the door anyway I love the idea that you're like fuck I get recognized ever I can
00:06:49piss I can piss wherever the fuck I want yeah man no one can stop me well the world is
00:06:55our toilet
00:06:56lads serial public yeah we were in piss of this man yeah got it I can't do it I've never
00:07:01really I
00:07:02don't even like the do you know what I think it's actually weirder to piss in the you know the
00:07:06little urinals that they put in the street that are just like oh no they're weird I'd prefer a wall
00:07:11yeah yeah I'd prefer a wall no I actually I actually agree with that yeah yeah I would find an
00:07:15alley
00:07:15yeah I prefer a wall yeah that's so strange everyone look at me public walking past yeah
00:07:21yeah you're right yeah I'd rather go to like I've got a face of wall I don't know everyone knows
00:07:27looking at my back oh he's pissing on the wall not he's gone to the toilet
00:07:34do you know where there was one there was one outside shoreditch fire fire station there used
00:07:38to be because that area was so busy on like nights out yeah it was just like when I'm saying
00:07:42like it
00:07:43was just out not like in a corner it was just out in the middle on the pavement there's one
00:07:47by
00:07:47charing cross as well I think such a strange I don't get it's just cock to the wind yeah
00:07:53there's so many angles that people can see your penis from it's brilliant I don't like it
00:07:59people are already weird when we go to it that's a fear of mine is like a fan seeing me
00:08:06pissing in
00:08:07a urinal and then like oh that's a mini minute oh I see why you got the name minute because
00:08:15when we
00:08:16the um euros final the that was like the old stadium right yeah I went I went to piss and
00:08:22there was the urinals were so full so I waited found my slot and the guy next to me just
00:08:27pulls
00:08:28his phone out yes and I'm literally thinking I can't I can't do this now like what if he's a
00:08:34fan
00:08:34he looked about the right like right age to be a fan kind of thing and I see him pull
00:08:37his phone out
00:08:38I'm thinking he's just gonna go like this but I'm thinking he's just gonna go like this
00:08:43lots of guys and I can't do anything so I literally stop mid piss and just walk away and
00:08:48go stand by a cubicle and have to wait another like five minutes yeah them not that they pull
00:08:53their phone out right just give yourself a minute to piss bro you can be off your phone for a
00:08:57minute
00:08:57sometimes I do actually true you're you're one of them imagine like this was imagine this is
00:09:04you're right every now and then if it's got like a flat enough top I'll I'll put I'll put
00:09:09tip tock on what I'm just that's that's crazy to me considering you pee like 14 times a day
00:09:15your pisses can't be that long no they can be so even uh no they just can't it's like a
00:09:21really bad
00:09:22it's just on full volume
00:09:26landscape because you've got the uh don't tell me you're popped up
00:09:30I got this I got rid of that can't be just the pissing though
00:09:35that's the pooing
00:09:36everything bro I like it I'm a brain runner I'm like top 0.1% brain runner bro I love
00:09:43it
00:09:43it's the it's the one hand
00:09:48dick all over your phone as well dick pissing particles all over your phone yeah
00:09:55that's my country this is a good start to a podcast this is yeah
00:09:58if she's one of the better ones you'd be surprised just piss and poo talk
00:10:01come on well uh did you ever speak like that on yours
00:10:12I said it before there's an issue with these I love the
00:10:15only for you only for you I'm such a fidget anyway and the fact that this just feels like
00:10:20a toy mic I sit here and you're still doing it
00:10:24but it's on I know I know but if you're doing an example and you're like
00:10:28no one's gonna hear you you need to have the microphone here
00:10:35you can't go yeah it's a toy
00:10:40anyways um did you talk about pee and poo um nah all the butt stuff was like
00:10:47different kinds of yeah it was um different
00:10:51or he did poo in a bag once fuck yeah max not on not on the pod
00:10:57you know when like tour bus thank god it's like oh like it was you know tour bus rules
00:11:01uh um you can't poo in the toilet yeah well I think
00:11:05I don't know that you're allowed to so you're like I would poo
00:11:09wait who makes it a rule though is that like a it's like a it's like a
00:11:13it's like a it's like a if I need a shit I'm gonna take a shit
00:11:17but you have to be you like people I found out we're talking about school
00:11:20max that did this tour bus tour bus tour bus oh as in when you went on tour
00:11:25yeah but what's the issue with pooing in it
00:11:27the smell I think it must be the smell or whatever it is but
00:11:31yeah oh for it the done thing is to not poo or to poo in a bag
00:11:35I thought it was weird to poo in the bag
00:11:37pooing in a bag is insane
00:11:39no but since then I've heard like loads of different like bands and stuff just
00:11:42shit bags shit bags shit bags
00:11:45sorry I'm baffled right now
00:11:47you two
00:11:49as grown men went on a tour
00:11:51and shit in a bag
00:11:52I didn't shit in a bag
00:11:54I didn't shit in a bag
00:11:56even still you would have had to have asked to pull over to shit
00:12:00no services
00:12:01I held it
00:12:01like unlike some of us
00:12:03you hold you can hold shit
00:12:04no I just waited till we slow down a little bit
00:12:07I went could you just pop the door over please
00:12:09I'll take a shit out
00:12:10drive by
00:12:12that's crazy by the way
00:12:13you had to ask as a grown man to pull over to shit
00:12:18the truck has fucking toilet in it
00:12:22shit shit in toilet
00:12:24shit in toilet
00:12:25yeah it has a toilet
00:12:27shit in toilet
00:12:28that is a this is a crazy switch up from a minute ago
00:12:31I'll piss in shit anywhere
00:12:32well I will but if my vehicle has a toilet
00:12:35pissing and shit in toilet
00:12:37that's what I'm gonna do
00:12:38pissing and shit in toilet
00:12:41well wait someone someone told you not to poo in there
00:12:44every tour bus gets told don't poo in the toilet
00:12:47by who
00:12:47by the tour bus people
00:12:49nah
00:12:50so they
00:12:51that's good now
00:12:52why by the owner of the tour
00:12:53it genuinely is a thing
00:12:54you just
00:12:55yeah but if I'm
00:12:57if I'm
00:12:58if I'm going
00:12:58stole a bit of toilet
00:12:59then
00:12:59I would clog it
00:13:00he doesn't care
00:13:01he's gonna shit
00:13:02he does it on every plane
00:13:04ever
00:13:04I had to run away from
00:13:06the grove
00:13:07the day after
00:13:08the whole hotel
00:13:09yeah there's a turkish restaurant in the garden
00:13:13their drainage system must just not work properly
00:13:15but
00:13:16I couldn't finish my dinner
00:13:18because I was like oh my god this is just
00:13:20every mouthful was like oh it's just
00:13:21it's gonna come straight back out
00:13:23so I had to run to the toilet
00:13:24I said to faith I was like we've got to go now
00:13:26we have to get in the car
00:13:27what percentage of your life do you think you spent in the bathroom
00:13:31it's only gonna be minimal percentage
00:13:33but probably quite a lot
00:13:34these are stats that I would actually love to know
00:13:37I would love to have my life
00:13:39I love like a barracks
00:13:41I can go into the barracks
00:13:43it's pre-game lobby next time
00:13:44you just be like oh this is what you did
00:13:46bro I'm telling you the app needs to happen
00:13:49yeah
00:13:49the poo app
00:13:50it's on my log
00:13:51my log
00:13:51right
00:13:51and it
00:13:52you can know every single place you've had to poo
00:13:55and like you can put stats if you want to about it
00:13:57and you can make
00:13:58you can have friends on there
00:13:59that you can like see where they've pooed
00:14:01so you can try and poo in every country
00:14:03you can see in like your mate on like a
00:14:05unsuccessful poo paddington station
00:14:08or like really pleasurable poo
00:14:11in the USA
00:14:12and then also you can add in like basic games
00:14:16so you have your turn every time you have a poo
00:14:18at the ship bag game
00:14:19and then it'd be the same sort of photo thing as a b-reel
00:14:23oh my god
00:14:25you in the background
00:14:28bro it's amazing
00:14:30that app is so good
00:14:31can I make the app
00:14:33what are you waiting for
00:14:34because like an app is
00:14:35I don't know
00:14:35it'd be like 30 grand or something
00:14:37it'd probably cost a lot
00:14:38to make an app
00:14:39that's a sound business venture though
00:14:41but yeah
00:14:42he's got so good
00:14:42and the name is amazing
00:14:44micro transactions
00:14:46micro
00:14:46what micro transactions
00:14:47you pay
00:14:48you pay
00:14:499p per game
00:14:50to unlock it
00:14:51or
00:14:51like
00:14:52for specific
00:14:53specific reactions
00:14:55to people's poos
00:14:56you gotta unlock
00:14:56oh
00:14:57that'd be sick
00:14:58poo stickers
00:14:59yeah
00:14:59poo stickers
00:15:01poo mojis
00:15:03poo mojis
00:15:04fuck
00:15:04we're on to something
00:15:05yeah
00:15:06that'd be sick
00:15:07I think we spoke about this last time I was on the podcast
00:15:09we talk about poo a lot
00:15:11no like about
00:15:12end
00:15:12end game life stats
00:15:13yeah
00:15:14wouldn't you like to know
00:15:15I'd also like
00:15:16I don't want end game
00:15:16I want mid game
00:15:17alright
00:15:17one stat that you can know
00:15:19and it can't be something like boring
00:15:22like not
00:15:22but you know like
00:15:23not a genuine stat
00:15:24like something like
00:15:25how many poos I've had
00:15:26how many awfully awkward interactions
00:15:30have there been
00:15:30that I haven't realised
00:15:31are really awkward
00:15:32so like
00:15:33someone's turned around
00:15:34and gone
00:15:34so me
00:15:35yeah yeah yeah
00:15:36but I'd love to know
00:15:38god they're awesome
00:15:39because there's got to be times
00:15:40where I've walked away from something
00:15:41thinking it's absolutely fine
00:15:42that someone's got
00:15:42me
00:15:43that's fucking weird
00:15:46yeah
00:15:47my go-to is
00:15:49longest wee
00:15:50because the amount of times
00:15:51that I've been in the middle of a wee
00:15:52and I've gone
00:15:53well I've been going for quite a while
00:15:55but you're not going to start timing
00:15:57at the start of every wee
00:15:58just in case
00:15:58are you
00:15:59maybe you start
00:15:59I'd love to know the actual time of that
00:16:01but I'm thinking hard
00:16:03I don't know
00:16:04like
00:16:07I like the social interaction
00:16:09I'd like
00:16:10end game
00:16:11I'd like to know
00:16:12how many steps I've taken
00:16:13because I'm quite into
00:16:15I'd like knowing how many steps I've done anyway
00:16:16so like lifetime of steps
00:16:18would be insane
00:16:18I'd like to know
00:16:19lifetime steps
00:16:20lifetime of steps
00:16:20but does something like that
00:16:21does something like that
00:16:23will that resonate
00:16:24if you don't know
00:16:25other people's
00:16:26like if you just
00:16:28let's just imagine
00:16:29there's a leaderboard
00:16:30across your whole life
00:16:30across your whole life
00:16:31you have a good idea of like
00:16:32oh realistically
00:16:33healthy people
00:16:34hit 10k steps a day
00:16:35so roughly you might
00:16:36yeah but as in
00:16:37if you just see like
00:16:37oh
00:16:38over your life
00:16:39you walked
00:16:401.24 million steps
00:16:42that's cold
00:16:43but you're not then going to go
00:16:45oh
00:16:45how much did everyone else walk
00:16:46yeah so
00:16:47imagine there's a leaderboard
00:16:49of like
00:16:49you see where you are
00:16:51should I tell you how many I did in the year
00:16:53you see where you are amongst your friends
00:16:54I've been thinking
00:16:55you know when you have those
00:16:57height measuring things on the wall
00:16:58and you see like
00:16:59oh like
00:16:59LeBron is this height
00:17:00and
00:17:01imagine a stat like that
00:17:02but with steps
00:17:03that'd be cool
00:17:04I want to try and get it
00:17:05I'd be so sick if you just like
00:17:06you could ask this stat
00:17:07and it shows you
00:17:09where you are
00:17:10amongst your friends
00:17:11and your friends around you
00:17:12to be like longest win
00:17:13it's like you're number one
00:17:14yeah
00:17:15Theo Baker would certainly win the poo one
00:17:17Theo Baker would certainly win the poo one
00:17:18Theo Baker would certainly win the poo one
00:17:21although the shoot we did the other day
00:17:25with the Americans
00:17:26yes
00:17:26there was a
00:17:27there was four toilets
00:17:29and I was
00:17:30I was
00:17:30I was going to go to the toilet
00:17:32just before we left
00:17:33and I was like
00:17:34you know what
00:17:34they're literally packing it down
00:17:36I'm just going to go to the women's one
00:17:37I opened the door
00:17:39this poo
00:17:40when I tell you
00:17:42what the girls go like that
00:17:43this poo was bigger than Theo's
00:17:46it was
00:17:46it was probably about this big
00:17:48it was literally like
00:17:51girls don't poo
00:17:52I'm not saying it was a girl
00:17:54it was in the girl's toilet
00:17:55this is a myth bro
00:17:56I don't
00:17:58I don't know if this is a unique experience
00:17:59but when I was a kid
00:18:00I didn't like pooing
00:18:02I don't think Harry
00:18:03Harry had reasons for pooing
00:18:06not pooing
00:18:07because he couldn't
00:18:08and he was stunned
00:18:09he didn't poo for five
00:18:10what was it six days?
00:18:11you had mad constipation
00:18:12why couldn't he poo?
00:18:13he was constipated
00:18:14mad constipated
00:18:15and couldn't poo at all
00:18:16he had to go and get
00:18:17like unclogged and that
00:18:18he got a present for pooing
00:18:20once he finally heard
00:18:21was it a poo?
00:18:24I like self constipated
00:18:26what?
00:18:27you kept it in
00:18:28no you said you held it
00:18:30so what did it scare you?
00:18:32what scared you?
00:18:32I was like
00:18:32I'm having so much fun
00:18:34in my reading this book
00:18:36or something
00:18:37so I just
00:18:38I just sit on a hard surface
00:18:40so it couldn't come out
00:18:43we're blocked here
00:18:45oh my god
00:18:48I just
00:18:52I just
00:18:52I just
00:18:53I just
00:18:53I just
00:18:55made it so it didn't
00:18:57no but surely
00:18:58it would have been a time
00:18:58where it had to
00:18:59have just come out
00:19:00barricaded
00:19:00every now and then
00:19:01it would have to come out
00:19:02and it fucking hurt
00:19:03yeah because it'd be dry
00:19:04and hard
00:19:04and stuck
00:19:05compressed shit
00:19:06I genuinely think
00:19:07it got to a point
00:19:07where I was doing
00:19:08like one or two a week
00:19:09that's insane
00:19:09that's insane
00:19:11so I'd do that
00:19:12and then
00:19:12then they would be like
00:19:14fucking Goliath
00:19:14so it'd be like a baby's leg
00:19:15just dropped to the toilet
00:19:17and my dad had to
00:19:20occasionally get a coat hanger out
00:19:21to
00:19:22a coat hanger
00:19:23it's too late
00:19:23push it down the toilet
00:19:25no
00:19:25to like break it up
00:19:26so it would go around
00:19:27oh
00:19:28that's fucking insane
00:19:30oh
00:19:31that's fucking insane
00:19:32that was
00:19:33that was ages ago
00:19:34I'd have left bro
00:19:36my kid's not pooing
00:19:37that was
00:19:37I don't know
00:19:40I was like four
00:19:41I want to say
00:19:42is that too old
00:19:42okay no
00:19:43that's
00:19:44four is fine
00:19:45five is five
00:19:45honestly in my head
00:19:47you were like
00:19:47six
00:19:48twelve
00:19:49stop increasing
00:19:50the age bro
00:19:51six
00:19:52is that of interest
00:19:53what's everyone's cap
00:19:56oh my god
00:19:57I needed poo
00:19:57but I'm just gonna
00:19:58sit on the house
00:19:59yeah that's what I'd do
00:20:00just what to keep
00:20:01barricaded it in bro
00:20:03but I could still
00:20:04shit myself here
00:20:05by the way
00:20:06if I felt it coming
00:20:08I wouldn't just be like
00:20:08oh just trust the surface
00:20:10I'll give it a good go
00:20:11to keep it in as well
00:20:12I'd still shit myself
00:20:13on the floor there
00:20:15once I know
00:20:15once I know
00:20:16there's poo coming
00:20:17you're not
00:20:17you're not a good benchmark
00:20:19for anything
00:20:19yeah
00:20:20anything toilet related
00:20:21no toilet related
00:20:22toilet related
00:20:23yeah
00:20:27when you say
00:20:28I would have pooed myself
00:20:29no
00:20:30means nothing
00:20:31empty words
00:20:32fuck
00:20:33when was the last time
00:20:34you pooed yourself
00:20:35not too long ago
00:20:36mate
00:20:38again
00:20:38I had a funny tummy
00:20:39and we went for Hernandez
00:20:40and I sharted
00:20:42in the car park
00:20:43and I had to take my pants off
00:20:44and chuck them in a bush
00:20:46no wait
00:20:47but you two weren't
00:20:47on this podcast
00:20:48that we were talking
00:20:49when we were talking
00:20:50it was in my house
00:20:51it was me
00:20:51Vic
00:20:52Josh
00:20:53oh
00:20:53we were saying like
00:20:55do you shit themselves
00:20:55no Josh was like
00:20:56oh when was the last time
00:20:57you shit yourself
00:20:58and I was like
00:20:59probably like a year ago
00:21:00and then he was like
00:21:01what
00:21:01you pooed in your pants
00:21:02and I was like
00:21:03shitting myself to me
00:21:04he isn't
00:21:06isn't
00:21:06I'm not having
00:21:06there's no log in my pants
00:21:08I'm not just chosen
00:21:08to shit myself
00:21:09that's how he takes
00:21:10accident
00:21:10no no but as in
00:21:11he takes it as
00:21:12there has to be
00:21:12like a log in your pants
00:21:13no no no
00:21:14I'm saying if there's
00:21:15like smears
00:21:15yeah mum's mum's like
00:21:16it weren't
00:21:17it weren't poo
00:21:18it was
00:21:19it wasn't like
00:21:19I've done a poo
00:21:20it was
00:21:20oh my god
00:21:21I can't believe
00:21:21my arse has let that out
00:21:23little squit
00:21:24yeah
00:21:24I did that
00:21:29there is a time
00:21:30I fully soiled myself
00:21:32I fully soiled myself
00:21:36I was really sick
00:21:38at the time
00:21:39and I was trying to
00:21:40blow up a Christmas
00:21:40decoration
00:21:41and I think
00:21:43you pushed too hard
00:21:44and then it came out
00:21:44the other end
00:21:45I just soiled
00:21:46you know
00:21:48you know
00:21:49running makes you
00:21:50yes
00:21:51makes it runny
00:21:52yes
00:21:52that's it
00:21:53yeah
00:21:54running makes it runny
00:21:55yeah
00:21:55makes it come out
00:21:56I guess
00:21:58the bouncing up
00:21:59emotions
00:21:59yeah
00:22:00at least it breaks it up
00:22:00yeah yeah
00:22:01so I was
00:22:03marathon training
00:22:04whilst doing the
00:22:05Strictly tour
00:22:06so I think I did
00:22:08like a 15k
00:22:08in Liverpool
00:22:09and then
00:22:10got back
00:22:11and
00:22:12had to get changed
00:22:14ready to go to
00:22:16go to the show
00:22:17and I just
00:22:19I just got ready
00:22:20I was just like
00:22:23taking my clothes off
00:22:23to get changed
00:22:24to get ready
00:22:25and I had
00:22:26just boxes left
00:22:29and I trusted
00:22:30something
00:22:30I shouldn't
00:22:31oh no
00:22:32it just
00:22:32I just
00:22:33it
00:22:34more came out
00:22:35than I expected
00:22:36I was in like
00:22:37a state of like
00:22:38oh I mean
00:22:38I mean like
00:22:39you know
00:22:39I've got a good
00:22:39amount of time
00:22:40here to be able
00:22:41to get changed
00:22:42together
00:22:42then suddenly
00:22:42I didn't
00:22:43and I was
00:22:44it was horrible
00:22:45I really didn't
00:22:45know how to get
00:22:46can women do this
00:22:47no
00:22:47well talk about
00:22:48their poos
00:22:48no no
00:22:49oh my god
00:22:51I shouldn't have
00:22:52trusted that
00:22:52I've shit myself
00:22:55women don't poo
00:22:56they don't poo
00:22:57anyway
00:22:57it's magic fairy dust
00:22:59that comes out
00:22:59and rainbows
00:23:00while I'm in an open
00:23:01mood about my
00:23:02body functions
00:23:04I've got another one
00:23:07I've got another one
00:23:08it's still related to poo
00:23:09it's related to wee
00:23:10but it's still quite
00:23:12how many minutes
00:23:12into this podcast
00:23:14that's insane
00:23:15of straight
00:23:1523 minutes
00:23:16it's a piss and poo
00:23:17talk
00:23:17that's insane
00:23:18let's go
00:23:19so
00:23:20I'm sorry to keep
00:23:22bringing it up
00:23:22so I did
00:23:23I did a dance show
00:23:24recently
00:23:26no
00:23:27what
00:23:28you
00:23:28but I remember
00:23:30it was
00:23:31so
00:23:32they
00:23:32in order to keep
00:23:33your shirts tucked in
00:23:35they don't just tuck
00:23:36them in
00:23:36and then like
00:23:37but you have to
00:23:37they sew them to boxes
00:23:39so that you step into
00:23:40them like a baby
00:23:41grow
00:23:41so you're wearing
00:23:42a leotard
00:23:43so that when you're
00:23:43doing all this sort of shit
00:23:44the image
00:23:45they don't
00:23:46they don't come untucked
00:23:47yeah
00:23:48so
00:23:48that makes sense
00:23:50I'd step into like a baby
00:23:52grow and then put my
00:23:53like trousers on and stuff
00:23:54and then it would be like
00:23:56oh
00:23:56I'm a little bit nervous
00:23:57before the show
00:23:58I can't really do a little wee
00:23:59so I
00:24:00I was like
00:24:01I'm just going to pop to the toilet
00:24:02there's like 15 minutes
00:24:03before we're on
00:24:04literal like national TV
00:24:06and
00:24:07I'd
00:24:08I was like
00:24:09oh this is
00:24:09I didn't even know
00:24:10how I managed to
00:24:12get myself out of it
00:24:13but I wasn't fully out of it
00:24:14I didn't step out of it
00:24:15I just
00:24:15sort of manoeuvred around it
00:24:17pulled it to the side
00:24:18yeah
00:24:19like
00:24:20pulled it to the side
00:24:21or something
00:24:22and I went to then wee
00:24:23and I
00:24:24it
00:24:24clearly wasn't all
00:24:26pulled to the side
00:24:27I don't really know
00:24:28what to have
00:24:29but I just ended up
00:24:31I ended up just
00:24:32pissing right down
00:24:32the back of my trousers
00:24:33oh my god
00:24:36and you went back out like that
00:24:38just
00:24:39right up the arse crack
00:24:40oh
00:24:40and I was like
00:24:42shit
00:24:44what do I do
00:24:45there's
00:24:46there's no way
00:24:46that I'm ever going to be able
00:24:47to cover this up
00:24:48I
00:24:49I
00:24:49I really don't know
00:24:50what I did
00:24:50but I was like
00:24:52rubbing it down
00:24:52with whatever I could
00:24:53luckily nobody saw anything
00:24:55and it sort of
00:24:56dried up
00:24:56do you reckon they smell anything
00:24:58I don't think anybody
00:24:59was down there
00:25:00in that time
00:25:00but
00:25:02you ever done that
00:25:03where you get a couple
00:25:03that was
00:25:04that was fine
00:25:04have you ever had a couple
00:25:06like
00:25:06marks on your
00:25:07on your shorts
00:25:08or something
00:25:09and you walk out
00:25:10and you're like
00:25:10oh man
00:25:11the sink didn't work
00:25:12it's such a
00:25:13it's such a
00:25:15the sink's
00:25:15I feel like
00:25:17no matter when anyone
00:25:19it's such a fake
00:25:19the sink didn't work
00:25:20it's just my dick
00:25:22it's such a fake
00:25:23it's like
00:25:23anytime anyone says it
00:25:25I'm like
00:25:25winner
00:25:26oh man
00:25:27just the sink
00:25:28just spray
00:25:29just a big brown
00:25:30black
00:25:30at the back
00:25:31of the straps
00:25:31oh
00:25:32oh the radiator
00:25:33water's gone everywhere
00:25:34you need to go
00:25:35to the sink
00:25:36the sink
00:25:36and actually splash
00:25:37so it just blends in
00:25:38I've done that too
00:25:38don't I
00:25:39you get a little splash
00:25:40you go
00:25:41do you know
00:25:42whenever it happens
00:25:43I clearly wash my hands
00:25:44everyone
00:25:44whenever it happens to me
00:25:45and I look down
00:25:45and I was like
00:25:46one or two months
00:25:47I feel
00:25:47this is embarrassing
00:25:48I'm 30
00:25:49and I've got piss on me
00:25:51I always think like
00:25:52I'm like a four year old
00:25:53but is it that embarrassing
00:25:54though
00:25:54it's actually only
00:25:56gonna get worse
00:25:56so it's hard sometimes
00:25:58it's actually only
00:25:59gonna get worse
00:26:00it's hard bro
00:26:00it's sometimes hard bro
00:26:02there's gonna be less
00:26:03pressure in the hose
00:26:04as you get older
00:26:04and it's gonna start
00:26:05that's good
00:26:06the best
00:26:07the best bit is now
00:26:08that anyone comes back
00:26:09from the toilet
00:26:09and goes
00:26:10oh the sink didn't work
00:26:11everybody knows
00:26:11exactly
00:26:12yeah
00:26:13everyone knew
00:26:14it's just gonna be funny
00:26:15it's like
00:26:15it's unwritten
00:26:17if someone says
00:26:18oh yeah
00:26:18the fucking sink
00:26:19it's just something like
00:26:20yeah well
00:26:20you fucking had the night
00:26:21yeah
00:26:22it's just
00:26:23sink didn't work
00:26:23Simon
00:26:24in your mouth
00:26:24what else
00:26:31can we talk about
00:26:32there's no piss on me
00:26:34I don't know
00:26:36that's that
00:26:36doesn't it
00:26:37that's what I prepared
00:26:39pretty cross
00:26:42I support
00:26:43West Ham United
00:26:44you are making a mess
00:26:45there by the way
00:26:46is that all you
00:26:47yeah
00:26:48do you
00:26:50do you have an aversion
00:26:51to football
00:26:55do you have an aversion
00:26:56to football
00:26:56I feel like you never
00:26:57really talk about football
00:26:58do you
00:26:58this was after my
00:26:59performance in the
00:26:59charity match
00:27:00no no
00:27:00I've seen you play
00:27:02football
00:27:03I've never heard you
00:27:03ever really talk about
00:27:04football
00:27:05no
00:27:06you don't have a team
00:27:07no I don't have a team
00:27:08wow
00:27:08really
00:27:09because none of my
00:27:10family supported a team
00:27:14and being in Bristol
00:27:16is not exactly anything
00:27:17exciting really
00:27:18going on
00:27:18Bristol City
00:27:18yeah but they just
00:27:20sort of sit in the
00:27:20exact same spot
00:27:21yeah
00:27:22Bristol Rovers
00:27:24even worse
00:27:25so I was picking the
00:27:27fucking ugly little
00:27:28fucking brother
00:27:29like
00:27:29yeah
00:27:31and so I never really
00:27:33had an affiliation
00:27:35with that
00:27:35and everyone's like
00:27:36oh why don't you pick
00:27:36one now
00:27:36because I still
00:27:38I couldn't imagine
00:27:39trying to pick one
00:27:40it'd be really strange
00:27:41yeah it's like
00:27:42unless you're actually
00:27:42just getting into the
00:27:43sport for the first time
00:27:44you've watched it your
00:27:45whole life
00:27:45I feel like uni is your
00:27:47last chance to pick a team
00:27:48yeah
00:27:49you go to uni
00:27:50in Manchester
00:27:51you can go
00:27:52okay I'm going to
00:27:52sport Manchester United
00:27:53obviously
00:27:53wow that's such a
00:27:55strange like
00:27:55so like on the weekend
00:27:56when there's like
00:27:57really sick ball games
00:27:59on what do you do
00:28:00do you like
00:28:00oh well I still watch
00:28:01football but like
00:28:02you just don't like
00:28:03you like football
00:28:03you're just not
00:28:04yeah
00:28:04do you play FPL
00:28:06not well
00:28:06okay
00:28:08I'm really not well
00:28:10I'm in danger of
00:28:11losing my
00:28:12do you like
00:28:13look at the games
00:28:14and you're like
00:28:15fucking come on
00:28:15or do you just
00:28:16not really care
00:28:16I don't
00:28:18I don't feel like
00:28:19I'm that way
00:28:20inclined to my
00:28:21personality anyway
00:28:21to sort of
00:28:23would it
00:28:24would it
00:28:24it would look a bit
00:28:25weird if I was
00:28:26yeah
00:28:26woo
00:28:27like cheering
00:28:28I do
00:28:29I can see you
00:28:31doing that
00:28:31I don't think
00:28:31you can see me
00:28:32like bouncing for joy
00:28:34there's also
00:28:35are you in a league
00:28:36or anything for that
00:28:37I'm in a league
00:28:38for like my home
00:28:40friends
00:28:40and is there like
00:28:42is there anything
00:28:43on the line
00:28:43yeah there's a
00:28:44punishment for losing
00:28:45you just have to
00:28:45wear like a weird
00:28:46outfit
00:28:46but then I'm like
00:28:47that's so kind
00:28:47but that's what
00:28:48I mean
00:28:48but that's also
00:28:49why he's not
00:28:51but that's why
00:28:52you're also not
00:28:52going to be like
00:28:53I need to do
00:28:54well
00:28:55whereas your one
00:28:56is not
00:28:58like yeah
00:28:58they'll see this
00:28:59and
00:29:04excuses
00:29:05George
00:29:05you say
00:29:05you don't care
00:29:06now
00:29:07are you
00:29:08are you
00:29:08are you
00:29:09at the stage
00:29:09of losing
00:29:10oh yeah
00:29:10I'm bottom
00:29:19I just
00:29:20I just
00:29:21haven't
00:29:22Arthur's excelling
00:29:23in ours
00:29:24he's top three
00:29:25right now
00:29:25it's all about
00:29:25spreadsheets and shit
00:29:26isn't it really
00:29:27so you did lose
00:29:28but your league
00:29:29is not like a
00:29:30it's not a
00:29:31normal amount
00:29:33that you're
00:29:33betting on it
00:29:34it's my last
00:29:35season
00:29:35I can't do it
00:29:36like
00:29:37the money
00:29:38and the forfeits
00:29:39in your league
00:29:39like
00:29:40the stakes
00:29:41are high bro
00:29:42bro it's dark
00:29:43it's really dark
00:29:44because even then
00:29:45the stakes
00:29:45be so high
00:29:46I don't care
00:29:47enough to put
00:29:48so much
00:29:48more time
00:29:49into this
00:29:50but do the
00:29:50people at the
00:29:51top
00:29:52care that much
00:29:52anymore
00:29:53yes
00:29:53yeah
00:29:54but they're
00:29:54clear
00:29:55yeah but
00:29:56there's still
00:29:56some
00:29:56there's also
00:29:57a prize now
00:29:57for winning
00:29:57I think
00:29:58when it gets
00:29:58like six
00:29:59grand
00:29:59or something
00:29:59like that
00:29:59so
00:30:01they still
00:30:01care
00:30:02and also
00:30:03like people
00:30:05if you're in
00:30:05the top
00:30:06they still
00:30:06care
00:30:07a lot
00:30:08about the
00:30:08rest of the
00:30:08league
00:30:09which is
00:30:09funny
00:30:09so like
00:30:10they don't
00:30:10just like
00:30:11get clear
00:30:11and then
00:30:11stop talking
00:30:12but like
00:30:13it's really
00:30:15barbaric
00:30:15this year
00:30:15I just think
00:30:16that the
00:30:17levels that
00:30:17you guys
00:30:17have put
00:30:18on the
00:30:18forfeits
00:30:19yeah
00:30:19firstly
00:30:20is wrong
00:30:20in terms of
00:30:21what should
00:30:22be the
00:30:22yeah
00:30:23the order
00:30:23you know
00:30:24the forfeits
00:30:24right
00:30:25I don't know
00:30:26if I know
00:30:26is it
00:30:27a tattoo
00:30:27of a player
00:30:28that screwed
00:30:29you up
00:30:29still this
00:30:30season
00:30:30yeah
00:30:31one's a stand-up comedy
00:30:31yeah
00:30:32one's a stand-up comedy
00:30:33and ten grand
00:30:33and ten grand
00:30:35for last
00:30:35and then the
00:30:36other is
00:30:38nine
00:30:39tiktok dances
00:30:39all approved
00:30:40by the boys
00:30:41I think that's the worst
00:30:42I think
00:30:44next time
00:30:45that your
00:30:45forfeits should not
00:30:46be known to the
00:30:47public
00:30:47no
00:30:47wait
00:30:48I agree
00:30:49you think the tiktok
00:30:50dances is worse
00:30:51than the tattoo
00:30:51we did a secret
00:30:52year but
00:30:53everyone just
00:30:53slowly talks about
00:30:54it anyway
00:30:54but it makes it
00:30:55so much better
00:30:58just randomly
00:30:59yeah
00:30:59just randomly
00:30:59something
00:31:00happened
00:31:00I agree
00:31:01I also think
00:31:02and if the
00:31:03last one
00:31:04I said to them
00:31:08because it does
00:31:10seem to just be
00:31:10the same like
00:31:11table every time
00:31:12and I feel like
00:31:12a load of them
00:31:13don't talk much
00:31:14I feel like you
00:31:15should do
00:31:15a weekly
00:31:16forfeits
00:31:17I literally
00:31:18said the only
00:31:18way I'll stay
00:31:19next year
00:31:19is if there's
00:31:20like a fun
00:31:20thing every week
00:31:22and like lowest
00:31:22game week score
00:31:23it has to do
00:31:24something funny
00:31:24because at least
00:31:25it keeps everybody
00:31:26engaged for 38
00:31:27weeks
00:31:27once you're at
00:31:29the top
00:31:29it's the top
00:31:30you're done
00:31:30but if you
00:31:31have one bad
00:31:31week at the
00:31:32top you're
00:31:33still doing
00:31:33the forfeit
00:31:35this is my
00:31:36farewell season
00:31:37I think the
00:31:38tattoo
00:31:40don't get me
00:31:40wrong I don't
00:31:41have any tattoos
00:31:41so it's bad
00:31:42but
00:31:42if Harry or
00:31:43Reeve ended up
00:31:44in the tattoo
00:31:44position it'd be
00:31:45fucking unreal
00:31:46the stand-up
00:31:46one is to
00:31:48me the easiest
00:31:49one
00:31:49for certain
00:31:50people I
00:31:50think yeah
00:31:51but I know
00:31:51I like it's
00:31:52effectively like
00:31:53just a video
00:31:54yeah
00:31:54but I think
00:31:55we do stuff
00:31:56like what
00:31:57all the jokes
00:31:58are written
00:31:58by us
00:31:59but they can't
00:31:59be cancellable
00:32:00nah
00:32:02if they're
00:32:03cancellable
00:32:03though it's
00:32:04not like
00:32:04oh they're
00:32:05going to
00:32:05cancel you
00:32:05everybody knows
00:32:06who wrote
00:32:06them as well
00:32:07so it's like
00:32:07they can
00:32:08check the
00:32:08line
00:32:09who's in the
00:32:10audience for
00:32:11that though
00:32:11they're going
00:32:12to a stand-up
00:32:12go to an
00:32:13actual show
00:32:13but the thing
00:32:14is that one
00:32:15the fact that
00:32:16you've written
00:32:16it actually
00:32:17would be
00:32:17better for me
00:32:18because I
00:32:19would sit
00:32:19there and
00:32:19go I'm
00:32:20just going
00:32:20to go
00:32:20deliver
00:32:20something
00:32:21for 10
00:32:21minutes
00:32:24if you
00:32:25said
00:32:25if I
00:32:26open that
00:32:26piece of
00:32:26paper
00:32:27you're like
00:32:27you can't
00:32:27read this
00:32:28to you on
00:32:28stage
00:32:28and it
00:32:29just said
00:32:31that's what
00:32:32you should
00:32:32do
00:32:34chip would
00:32:35just be
00:32:35great
00:32:36chip so far
00:32:37last
00:32:37even if
00:32:38chip had
00:32:39to make
00:32:39it up
00:32:39he'd still
00:32:40do really
00:32:40well
00:32:43chip doesn't
00:32:43work for
00:32:44that one
00:32:45so I'll
00:32:46tell you
00:32:46who I'm
00:32:46really
00:32:47excited
00:32:47he's got
00:32:47a great
00:32:48body for
00:32:48it
00:32:48I know
00:32:49Randy
00:32:50Randy's in
00:32:51the dancing
00:32:51spot
00:32:52he's got
00:32:53a great
00:32:53body
00:32:55I'm telling
00:32:55you now
00:32:55he's not
00:32:56going to
00:32:56do it
00:33:00he's still
00:33:01seen in
00:33:02a glum
00:33:02he got
00:33:03point
00:33:03deduction
00:33:03in the
00:33:04group
00:33:04chat
00:33:05serious
00:33:05point
00:33:06he got
00:33:06booted out
00:33:06the league
00:33:06he's never
00:33:07allowed to
00:33:07join
00:33:07back
00:33:07still plays
00:33:08FPL
00:33:08just by
00:33:08himself
00:33:11I don't
00:33:12think the
00:33:12tiktok dance
00:33:13one
00:33:17you wouldn't
00:33:17have a
00:33:18problem
00:33:18with
00:33:18dancing
00:33:18no
00:33:20but the
00:33:21thing is
00:33:22they're not
00:33:23even
00:33:23but they're
00:33:23not even
00:33:24dancers this
00:33:24time
00:33:25they can
00:33:25just be
00:33:25weird
00:33:25tiktoks
00:33:28so like
00:33:28if there's
00:33:29the one
00:33:29of like
00:33:29you pretending
00:33:30to bounce
00:33:31on a penis
00:33:31going thank
00:33:32you
00:33:32thank you
00:33:33ethan
00:33:33thank you
00:33:35that'll
00:33:35run
00:33:36I feel
00:33:37like you
00:33:37can kind
00:33:38of swing
00:33:38that
00:33:38in a way
00:33:39that's
00:33:39like
00:33:39now
00:33:40but the
00:33:40issue
00:33:40with it
00:33:41is like
00:33:42I know
00:33:42like I
00:33:43didn't
00:33:43I saw
00:33:44the original
00:33:45calucks
00:33:46effort
00:33:46yeah
00:33:46like the
00:33:47draft
00:33:47attempt
00:33:47but
00:33:48everyone
00:33:49said it
00:33:49wasn't
00:33:50good
00:33:50enough
00:33:50that's
00:33:50why we
00:33:50changed
00:33:51it
00:33:51and
00:33:51that's
00:33:51why
00:33:51i think
00:33:53someone
00:33:53will
00:33:53say the
00:33:54one
00:33:54that
00:33:54they're
00:33:54bouncing
00:33:54they'll
00:33:55just
00:33:55be
00:33:55like
00:33:55thank
00:33:56you
00:33:56ethan
00:33:56thank
00:33:56you
00:33:56do
00:33:57you
00:33:57know
00:33:57why
00:33:57lux's
00:33:57were
00:33:58a bit
00:33:58crap
00:33:58if harry
00:34:00got that
00:34:00for example
00:34:01people just
00:34:02think it's
00:34:02like quite
00:34:03funny
00:34:03video
00:34:03yeah
00:34:04now the
00:34:04issue with
00:34:05lux's was
00:34:05is he
00:34:06started getting
00:34:06actual dance
00:34:07lessons
00:34:16but he was
00:34:17trying to
00:34:18like almost
00:34:18professionally
00:34:19film it
00:34:19we wanted
00:34:20it to be
00:34:20like
00:34:20yeah
00:34:21just scuffed
00:34:22as shit
00:34:22like get
00:34:23there and
00:34:23fucking
00:34:24yeah
00:34:24just make
00:34:25it scuffed
00:34:26but he was
00:34:26like setting
00:34:27it up properly
00:34:27trying to
00:34:28come into
00:34:28frame and
00:34:29like hit
00:34:29certain
00:34:30things and
00:34:31like it
00:34:31was too
00:34:32it wasn't
00:34:32as scuffed
00:34:33as we wanted
00:34:33it to be
00:34:35you just
00:34:35started trying
00:34:36to do it
00:34:36too serious
00:34:37so they
00:34:38then it
00:34:39also turned
00:34:39into a
00:34:40video as
00:34:40well
00:34:40yeah
00:34:40and it
00:34:41was like
00:34:43as soon
00:34:43as you
00:34:43make it
00:34:44a video
00:34:44it's
00:34:44it becomes
00:34:45it takes
00:34:46away all
00:34:47embarrassment
00:34:47yeah
00:34:48yeah
00:34:49so
00:34:50i mean
00:34:51listen
00:34:51fucking
00:34:52arthur tv
00:34:52lost last
00:34:53year and
00:34:53he just
00:34:54vlogged
00:34:54the whole
00:34:54trip
00:34:56yeah
00:34:56that
00:34:56shouldn't
00:34:57be
00:34:57yeah
00:34:58what was
00:34:59that
00:34:59mcdonald's
00:35:00just made
00:35:00profit
00:35:01no no
00:35:01he vlogged
00:35:02that trip
00:35:04so the
00:35:05losers
00:35:05pay for
00:35:06the trip
00:35:07loses
00:35:07pay for
00:35:07the trip
00:35:08and he's
00:35:08probably
00:35:08earned it
00:35:08back
00:35:09he's
00:35:09paid for
00:35:09it
00:35:09the money
00:35:10sent off
00:35:10the business
00:35:11expense
00:35:12i don't agree
00:35:13with it
00:35:13i respect it
00:35:14i respect the hustle
00:35:18it is fun but i can't do it again
00:35:20this season's been a real mental struggle
00:35:22you've never done it have you
00:35:23no
00:35:24i just i can't
00:35:25do you do fpl
00:35:26no
00:35:27no
00:35:27i get bored
00:35:28the thing is i'm still gonna play by myself
00:35:30but
00:35:32i'm gonna just happily play by myself
00:35:34i'm not
00:35:35every week yeah when i know i look at the fucking ambulance it's like
00:35:396th of may 6 30 p.m and like the rest of my week now i just think
00:35:436th of may 6 30 it's just dread
00:35:45it's just complete dread
00:35:47the only thing i would do on fpl
00:35:49would be to build a team at the start
00:35:51leave it untouched
00:35:55but i think we should do that for
00:35:57a like a more sidemen video
00:35:59yeah next season
00:36:00we should build at the start
00:36:02do it at the end and it's like a funny
00:36:04like a funny
00:36:04yeah there's a there's an account that like finds the people that do that but
00:36:08it's insane you just gotta have the best luck ever it's like
00:36:11you set your captains and vice captains you never open the account again but
00:36:14you get so lucky some people get lucky with like oh they're injured didn't play that day
00:36:18so then bruno fernandez became captain and he got a hat trick
00:36:21yeah it all just works out insane and then somehow they end up in like the top
00:36:25that's mad i just damn i feel like i should care
00:36:29no no you shouldn't
00:36:30no you shouldn't
00:36:31but everyone's like you've already used your wild card
00:36:35wild card did you not know it's double game week
00:36:37no i didn't know that
00:36:40that's actually what it sounds like
00:36:42it doesn't take too much effort to figure that out
00:36:44and i'm like yeah but i didn't do the effort
00:36:46i don't really
00:36:47yeah yeah don't put more
00:36:49i had more of a strategy about my fucking fantasy pixel players than i have had strategy
00:36:58about most things in my life this last three weeks i got real strategical wild card 32 bench
00:37:03boost 33 free hit 34 i was all in this that's what it sounds like yeah i was all in
00:37:08this shit dog
00:37:12what what would you say was worse though like because fbl takes up a lot of your time yes and
00:37:17also stresses
00:37:17you out yeah that or fitness fab
00:37:19fitness fab
00:37:21you know about fitness fab right yeah is that when everyone had their little
00:37:24yeah and it was
00:37:26damn i was a mere viewer back in those days
00:37:28bro it was the most scuffed shit ever because it was all heart rate
00:37:32yeah and i so i remember seeing everybody pissed off at this because people had never worked
00:37:38i was like i went to the gym with freezy i think it was freezy reeve and uh calox and
00:37:47i was like you
00:37:48know what i'm just gonna wear one today to see like what like what i would need to do level
00:37:52wise yeah
00:37:53so i put it on sit on the bike and i start doing it and i'm like i'm going as
00:37:58hard as i can lux is sat
00:38:00next to me i'm doing this to the red zone lux is in the red zone on a phone call
00:38:05bro and he's just
00:38:06like this and he's like yeah so i'm thinking that we film a video next week and i'm like you
00:38:11are not
00:38:12even trying at the time you're in the top zone because at the time me me and jj were the
00:38:18fittest
00:38:18in the group that's when i was like oh reeve yeah reeve went infamous was he not no he was
00:38:23just
00:38:23already so fit like it didn't really make sense but the people that isn't in the group me and jj
00:38:27me and jj were the fittest in the group at the time so like it just goes off you get
00:38:31maps which
00:38:32is like i think you get like four points uh if you're in the red zone it's like four maps
00:38:38per
00:38:38second uh whatever so and it depends what zone you're in obviously if you just if you're just
00:38:44fit anyway it takes so much more to get into those zones calox would put it on going just walking
00:38:50through canary wharf like to get to the gym and already be in the blue and red zones just get
00:38:56like
00:38:56going up escalators he'd be in the red zone so he's just farming maps
00:38:59the entire time he's alive he would just wear it all day
00:39:03i mean he did almost die for it but yeah
00:39:11on the final day the final day we had a sidemen filming trip threw it into the me and harry
00:39:18no but his one is very justified because like so we get to the last day of fitness fair we're
00:39:23on a
00:39:23sidemen shoot on a cruise ship hey let it go it's done now bro no because i got i got
00:39:27fucked everyone's done now we had like no signal or anything like that we had no signal so everyone's
00:39:34weren't updating and then uh someone turned their signal off or something i can't remember it was in
00:39:41your group it would have been lux gib or someone i think it was gib because gib was close yeah
00:39:44he
00:39:44turned his signal off so he didn't his points didn't update so ethan's like oh we've got three hours
00:39:49left until midnight he's just doing laps of the cruise ship for the whole day i'll get on this
00:39:54cruise ship yeah because it's filming trip whatever i i purposely go to the gym they're showcasing us
00:39:59around whatever i said is this 24 hours the guy looks me in my face we dap up and everything
00:40:03he
00:40:03says 24 hours i said right i'm gonna be here about 10 p.m then because once i finish shooting
00:40:07i'm coming
00:40:07here and just gonna stay in here all night no not 24 hours so then i go there and then
00:40:13i'm just
00:40:13running around on this fucking freezing thing in the middle of the ocean and these lot are all just
00:40:18sat at this swanky bar i'm running around it's like a big circle of friends and i'm just looking
00:40:23at them every time i do that and they're all going and in my head i'm like no no and
00:40:30then the best
00:40:31smile was though we're all sat there jg jg gave up yeah um he was like oh i'd rather pay
00:40:37the money
00:40:37and earn more from videos yeah after like a week yeah he just sat down which made sense and then
00:40:42uh
00:40:42yeah jj like pulls up the group and just sees it update and even just drops and it's like no
00:40:49matter how many points he gets he's lost stuck on the fucking we're all just there looking out
00:40:54the window of this man doing laps not knowing that he's guaranteed last and also i remember looking at
00:41:02the fucking little mep thing and i was like unless i just sprint around this thing i'm not even getting
00:41:07in the zones because i'm just going on like a light jog around the top of the cruise ship i
00:41:11weren't even
00:41:11getting in the right zone so i'm just sat there like hopefully i can get a couple hundred but
00:41:17realistically i needed to be like running like fucking usain bolt around the top of it now
00:41:21fuck that competition's shit thing i'll be down i'll be down for like a more fair version of that
00:41:26where you can that's quite yeah yeah to other people the system we used was silly we we nicked
00:41:32it off joe rogan joe rogan and his mates did it on their podcast that's why they did like a
00:41:36fitness
00:41:36month whoever could get the most meps or whatever but they was all roughly in the same shape apart
00:41:41from one really fat dude um lux was out really fat dude but also just on death's door pretty much
00:41:49that's the matter i've been trying to think of one since that's a fun one of the fun ones we
00:42:06started we're literally at 4 a.m we bet on pachuca women yeah i don't even know what that is
00:42:12reeve reeve reeve had one of the most disastrous so if you go zero you're just done then so yeah
00:42:18this
00:42:18was the thing whoever hit zero first technically lost yeah yeah but the point was to see who could
00:42:23earn who could be the highest yeah and i can't remember who had their final bet to get to zero
00:42:29and
00:42:29everyone was like oh my god oh my god turns out harry went to zero like a week ago yeah
00:42:33just added 50 quid
00:42:34back i remember i went around harry's flat and we were sat there and we found a game on like
00:42:40bet
00:42:40365 i was saying it was the it was like the i'm not even joking it was like the syrian
00:42:44fourth division
00:42:45oh i remember it yeah yeah yeah and uh we it's classic we bet on it so then we did
00:42:50our best to find
00:42:51any type of coverage of it whether it's text or whatever we found a man on facebook live streaming
00:42:56the game just pretty much in the middle of the desert and then it's a geezer just doing this with
00:43:00his
00:43:01phone i don't know how that you can bet on this game and then uh he's just doing this with
00:43:06his
00:43:06phone and then it just drops completely and we're sat there like what the fuck we don't know what
00:43:10the result is going to be and also they could just do what they want out there and go click
00:43:13a button
00:43:14and say no yeah that's it yeah the worst part was it was the final day and me and chip
00:43:19were the only two
00:43:19positive yeah i had more money than him but he didn't he never spoke in the chat yeah they put
00:43:26two
00:43:26messages the whole month so i'm sat there going i don't know how much he's on i know he's positive
00:43:31you know what fuck it i'll stick 20 quid on this game lose it turns out he was nowhere near
00:43:36me but
00:43:36that 20 quid made me lose because he just he just never spoke so good and he goes oh yeah
00:43:41i ended on
00:43:42this i was like that was a good competition i think he did four bets in the whole month yeah
00:43:46that was a
00:43:47fun one see that's better than fpl yeah i mean it's world cup time run it back yeah for the
00:43:53world
00:43:53cup it would be massive world cup one you should have to do do you know what would be really
00:43:57fun
00:43:57is like you get one akka a day you get one akka a day 10 pound akka a day and
00:44:02you've got a and it's
00:44:03whoever that it's like a daily thing so my brother my brother said he was my brother was weirdly like
00:44:08oh i'll run it for you if you want i don't know why but um he was like you put
00:44:11a singular pound on
00:44:13every single game result yeah and then whoever has any money left at the end pretty good wins basically
00:44:20very good because you're so unlikely to get anything that if you do you should win and
00:44:23loads of people lost out on the sidemen charity match because uh do you know like betting websites
00:44:29it's only the 90 minutes so they might put youtube all-stars uh but it will be the 90 minutes
00:44:35of
00:44:35result and there's a draw and we won one on penalties but loads of people lost loads um
00:44:41who's the equalizer oh he should have won the whole thing for us he should have yeah wait what
00:44:47happened the last second you had a corner you had a corner and someone headed it out
00:44:53played the ball for him yeah yeah that should have been all she wrote that was it last kick
00:44:59of the game he did score the equalizer we were down because we were down nine to make it 10
00:45:03-9
00:45:05yeah
00:45:08i thought bachelor two earlier he did because he didn't he scored two goals but i don't what
00:45:12yeah they were earlier i thought i was going to die at this point so i don't really remember
00:45:16chazza danny no danny had already scored it might have been chad was it chazza
00:45:20no chazza it might be you you know no no i scored the 10-9 yeah because i remember thinking
00:45:27like
00:45:28i literally turned around and went yeah i just needed to score to we need to come back
00:45:31like we're losing at this point with 10 minutes left so i i had a fucking stink of that though
00:45:37it's so funny that people actually think we tried tried to draw yeah because like they're like oh
00:45:43yeah george new george meant to miss i'm like if you could score that winner you score that winner
00:45:48yeah yeah because even even last year even last year they scored i got one in the 88th yeah and
00:45:57then
00:45:57see yeah yeah they're showing the replay we get kickoff and i had a shot and it hit the it
00:46:03hit the top of the net yeah and if that had gone in we would have won it was backscored
00:46:08the lot
00:46:08really oh yeah the one he turned was aware that was so cool yeah that was four four i think
00:46:18that one
00:46:19two equalizers let's go what are you saying about a uh chariot match in australia
00:46:26you've been there haven't you i fucking love australia nice place i've never been
00:46:31i'd like to go i think it's a fucking fucking joke that you think you could sell out 100k stadium
00:46:36in australia though mate you think they give you a license for that
00:46:45i would happily go less people yeah i'm not just saying that like i've heard that that's
00:46:50also a running track around it or something yeah i don't think it's a great arena but it's not
00:46:54uh yeah i'd happily go football stadium be good 50k 50k stadium in australia
00:46:59i'll do that that would be cool crazy we are also aging so the sooner it can be done the
00:47:05better
00:47:06yeah that also means that i wouldn't have the the jet lag going back because obviously that was the
00:47:10reason i came to do it oh true yeah you did turn up right when did you fly back training
00:47:14day day
00:47:15before yeah that is mental i was like oh i feel fine and then the next three days i slept
00:47:22for 10 hours
00:47:22each shut up genuinely i was like oh maybe three days in a row yeah i was like maybe it
00:47:31wasn't as
00:47:31as okay as i thought it was wait that's where did you fly back from australia yeah big time
00:47:38how long were you out there uh a week and a half they said this doesn't feel long enough for
00:47:43me
00:47:43no it's not enough doesn't feel long enough for me how many places did you go yeah australia uh well
00:47:50we started in auckland uh not australia anyone new zealand um and then went sydney uh brisbane
00:47:57melbourne was in a week and a half okay what's your favorite place well like just under two weeks
00:48:01actually favorite place yeah brisbane brisbane yeah i never did brisbane brisbane damn you miss the
00:48:07heater bro it's the best place it's so good no melbourne i love melbourne bro see i didn't think
00:48:12melbourne was melbourne's that quiet but like still melbourne's just manchester
00:48:19that's such a great way she is like the weather what's the main part sydney sydney of melbourne i
00:48:26wouldn't be able to tell you so sydney like london sydney's good sydney's sydney's sydney's
00:48:30really nice sydney's sydney's actually like australian weather as well melbourne just felt like i was
00:48:36in the uk already and brisbane i had some when i was in melbourne so brisbane is it oh okay
00:48:42like vibes
00:48:42and it's the the there's like a river running through it there's really nice bars along it and
00:48:49brisbane honestly it's so good my fiancee moved there we saw them when we were there and they
00:48:55just having a great time yeah i always do i do think i could be a much different individual if
00:48:59i
00:48:59lived in a different place and it's only an hour away from australia you're a product of your
00:49:03environment an hour away from what australia did you go to the zoo did so like they got
00:49:11the crocodiles they're so sick they're big 16 foot what are you talking about
00:49:17oh so sick just like such a nice zoo as well he's a gnarly just a huge croc
00:49:25what crikey crikey so cool we'll go at some point yeah please do it i want to go i want
00:49:34to go for
00:49:34long enough though two weeks yeah two and a half two and a half two and a half two and
00:49:41a half and i'm
00:49:42taking my ladies with me oh it's so good ladies oh yeah i've got two i say i've got two
00:49:49we're past
00:49:50that we don't own them in fact they own me actually it's actually gone the complete other
00:49:57way i'm now owned i'm property off um yeah i'll take i'll take the females that i have with me
00:50:04but you kind of have to yeah you have to for that long yeah what's the next and also it's
00:50:09it's a
00:50:09great place for them to actually just yeah yeah it's so nice it's not exactly like potentially
00:50:14america nice little world usa usa usa okay yeah just engage you didn't know by america
00:50:22i thought i meant the continent which one let's do i always forget we've been to south america which
00:50:27is really cool yes oh yeah and like that when i felt like there's food poisoning the way back
00:50:32guinea pig yeah that fucking guinea pig i must have been the guinea pig i think it was a
00:50:37guinea pig but whenever i look at like the map i think fuck me i've been i've been there yeah
00:50:41fucking peru is when i travel to somewhere like that i'll get my phone out and look on yeah that's
00:50:46what i did yeah wow i took a screenshot of my little blue dot i was like fuck i'm so
00:50:51far away
00:50:52yeah that's gonna be a mad one for my log yeah it would have been a mad person i think
00:50:57the altitude
00:50:59me the night before we went up we got drunk well i got drunk yeah i was he was like
00:51:03you're slow
00:51:04in your words but like because we're at altitude bro we woke up in the morning when you're having
00:51:09that fucking cocktail whatever it was it was amazing they were they kept giving well basically
00:51:14just ethan really uh this insanely strong cocktail yeah it just tasted like something you wanted to
00:51:22drink to forget and beautiful it was lovely though but i think the altitude fucked me because then i woke
00:51:27up in the morning and that lovely tour guide bless her she was like do you want paracetamol
00:51:32please i'm going up this massive fucking historical monument just like oh my god then i got perupi butthole
00:51:39perupi butthole oh yeah that video was so like yeah when we were when we were deciding where we would
00:51:46go
00:51:46i had the fucking thing to farted on you oh it's there bro we were walking through machu pichu
00:51:52i don't know if you saw this bit of the video we're walking through machu pichu and then there was
00:51:56just
00:51:56this llama was there on the step with us i just looked at it and then it raised its tail
00:52:01went
00:52:02right just farts at him oh okay
00:52:16like we were trying to decide where to go in all of them we were kind of like do you
00:52:19want to go
00:52:21something like that was those the modern ones were they the ones we did are they no they're the old
00:52:25ones uh they're the modern uh ones okay there is a modern one now but the ancient ones none of
00:52:30them
00:52:30exist okay so like can we can we do it again and go to different places is not one of
00:52:34the ancient ones
00:52:35pyramids isn't even one of them really either of them i don't think i mean this isn't exactly
00:52:40yeah you guys haven't thought of the seven biggest staircases in the world yes we thought yeah
00:52:45yeah mate i'm dying to do this staircase we had each continent i mean obviously we have thought yeah
00:52:52it's just one of those things it's like i don't want to do this split again yeah as much as
00:52:58fun as
00:52:59it was yeah yeah that's the boys do it we tour each continent yeah yeah you're so just one because
00:53:05there's also we tier listed to seed how we did it we ranked like how much we would want to
00:53:11go to
00:53:11them so like i put machu picchu really high because i think like i'm never ever going to do that
00:53:16the
00:53:16others i feel like in my 40s 50s i might be able to go and do machu picchu and also
00:53:21the fact that
00:53:22they're locking it off soon actually yeah because all the step everything's getting too worn now
00:53:26grumbling that's what they said when i was speaking to the lady anyway she was like it won't be long
00:53:30before like you just can't come up to these points yeah i think chichen it's was the only one that
00:53:35wasn't a number one for someone yeah yeah so my machu picchu was first but like there was my second
00:53:40third i still really want to do so which was your second third i can't remember jordan brazil might have
00:53:46been brazil great wall i don't think i put great wall that high coliseum coliseum might have been up
00:53:51there uh coliseum you can do jj went yeah jj went coliseum i went correct you and i think chichen
00:53:58it's
00:53:58i would have put somewhere because again i went jordan how he went great wall josh went chichen it's a
00:54:04vick went uh yeah yeah oh that was so funny that he went there it was funny
00:54:11just so funny you guys yeah oh yeah we had this this method that we did for everyone but vic
00:54:18i think him and him and jj were actually not part of that method because vic was going
00:54:26anyway to do a show jj wanted the closest one yeah josh was the only one that didn't get his
00:54:34choice
00:54:35what was josh's choice i think it was machu picchu or jordan and then chichen it's was third okay
00:54:44that he ended up with that because like
00:54:48i was i went jordan but my chichen it so it was like six me george and chrissy emney just
00:54:55straight
00:54:56fucking making like what was that beer thing that they say was beer oh that one beer yeah they didn't
00:55:01they didn't drink water out there they just made like this alcoholic you boil corn and then
00:55:07mash corn until it becomes like it's it's ferments and just becomes alcoholic yeah and you're not
00:55:12drinking a beer you're drinking fermented shit that just poisons you essentially
00:55:16no but it's meant to be beer like this isn't it's corn this isn't meant to be this isn't meant
00:55:24to be
00:55:25beer is it is it just they're not made of that though no it's barley and stuff like that isn't
00:55:29it
00:55:29yeah but you sure you didn't just see barley and think that's corn no it was corn and there's
00:55:35the difference between barley and corn they've got about 800 different types of corn over there
00:55:38they've got purple corn but then i i would ask like what about the other seven crazy
00:55:45do your research what i've seen and then they had like their big sons and that mulching it and all
00:55:50and i was like how much did he drink like but then i was like fucking love it's like they're
00:55:54all just
00:55:55they don't drink water they said they're just drinking this beer i mean clearly it's working
00:56:00for them and yeah they're living they seem happy stunts their growth though yeah lots of them very
00:56:05tiny people very very tiny would we be taught it yeah i felt it was tearing over yeah i felt
00:56:13i felt
00:56:13big there it's a great place walking around with your chestnut even thailand i felt like a big guy
00:56:18how was that how long were you guys out there two days two and a half days yeah really yeah
00:56:22we landed
00:56:23bro we started filming from the minute we got off that was dark we landed at like 3 p.m
00:56:28filmed till the next night woke up the next morning in our new location film that left that night
00:56:34eating alive i got the shit so two nights two nights iced coffee from the side of the road
00:56:39that's a bad idea it fucked my whole shit up you bought it or you found it i bought it
00:56:43and then
00:56:43we're racing it's still ice we're racing to get back to vickster and i'm just thinking the whole time
00:56:48like i'll tell people i can't my bum you disappeared to the toilets for like 40 minutes
00:56:54at one point dark times is there anywhere that you guys haven't visited that you want to visit i
00:57:00would like to go i'd like to go china and now i've not done china china new zealand yes the
00:57:05australia part
00:57:06indonesia i'd like to drink you know that counts as like yeah new zealand and that i've not done
00:57:14thailand and that sort of area i don't feel like we did thailand though we've been there for a day
00:57:20i think that happens most of the trips that we've said nice things about it but i'm glad i've been
00:57:25but
00:57:26i just don't think that i saw it in the capacity i wanted to see it that happens at most
00:57:29of the trips
00:57:30that we do like if you are on our you have the app on our phone called bean see all
00:57:34the countries you've
00:57:35been to we've gone to so many but have i really experienced them not really yeah barely because
00:57:42yeah i guess you'll need to go to the built-up areas to do the just do like the structures
00:57:46video
00:57:46it's also just the time we've spent there yeah like thailand for example we filmed two videos in two and
00:57:52a half days yeah it's not japan twice for three days i should say see japan if you can actually
00:57:58like
00:57:58explore is so yeah that's what i i want to do that i want to do australia and then we
00:58:02went japan for that
00:58:03video yeah that was three that was two days two and a half days yeah i've never been canada i'd
00:58:07like
00:58:07to go canada whenever i love canada i've never been canada uh vancouver i've only done egypt in
00:58:14africa i'd like to do like i need to do i like to do middle states of america as well
00:58:19you know like
00:58:21i'd like to do that sort of stuff i've i went to new orleans that was cool yeah that's that
00:58:26sounds cool
00:58:26as well that was very cool did like a little gators where is norleans gators it's east coast
00:58:34yeah i don't know the east side from america i think so where do you want to go ah yeah
00:58:39um oh
00:58:40i want to go uh china would be cool just because it's like i feel like it'd be similar to
00:58:46japan in
00:58:46the way that you sort of go there and you're like this is nothing like anything i think in china
00:58:52where
00:58:52they lift the very heavy uh the big gate and massive sword or whatever and it's like really
00:58:57big tourism but none of the locals can lift it because they're all yeah small so like all the
00:59:03tourists go over there and just pick up this big but there's i think they're paid actors but they
00:59:08stand up all day and just clap so like that they're at the top of the mountain watching like these
00:59:12tourists like we'd walk along i'm pretty certain we'd probably all get it up yeah i was going to
00:59:17cry with that i think me and him would definitely get it up you might get them up if you
00:59:23got to use
00:59:23the right technique you get out like an unnecessary shot no it's not a shot it's not a shot but
00:59:28it's
00:59:28usually just bigger people that do it and then they'll pat the camera and there's like 30
00:59:35it's so funny to watch it's so good that's kind of it's similar like doing the tokyo marathon it's
00:59:42just so funny because obviously like london marathon so how was that like tokyo everyone's
00:59:47just yeah or this side just really politely yeah you've only done tokyo marathon yeah would you
00:59:54recommend it as a marathon today is it really hot um i think in terms of elevation it's supposed to
01:00:01be
01:00:01one of the flattest that's okay that's like the majors at least but what i didn't like about it was
01:00:08the course was like the first bit of it was sort of exploring tokyo and then the last like half
01:00:13was
01:00:14down one long road and then turn around back up the same road on the other side and then it'd
01:00:19be
01:00:19the same on like a different thing and it's like did you do their running technique that they do on
01:00:24the corners have you seen it oh i see it yeah that is that's what they do no i've seen
01:00:33that it stops
01:00:34like the injury of like stopping and like yeah but yeah that's their technique they do like
01:00:38and you maintain your momentum so no he ran like he ran like you were trying new shoes on and
01:00:42you
01:00:42and you looked and you look sick while you do it as well well i want to do a marathon
01:00:49at some
01:00:49point i got offered tokyo and i was kind of like it's cool if i'm only going to do one
01:00:53though
01:00:53is tokyo the one i want to do so what is the one you want to do then i heard
01:00:57london as well
01:00:58because the you run down here you look to your right you see the home straight and then you've
01:01:03got 7k to run that way and then all the way back around again i don't want to see the
01:01:07home
01:01:09yeah well i just when i did mine i did two loops of something so i got background and did
01:01:14half a
01:01:15marathon and it's like the starting again of like i want to do that yeah i'd never want to do
01:01:20i'd never want to do something that you've got the same part there's a new york really hard or boston
01:01:28he just said if you're only going to do one ever london and new york are the two that are
01:01:32like
01:01:32london london i would say probably the vibes yes also i don't think there's loads of elevation and
01:01:38it's most likely not going to be weather that's going to kill you it might be too hot just be
01:01:42like
01:01:43yeah tokyo was actually quite warm by the time last last year's london marathon was barbaric hot
01:01:48even this year people were collapsing it's getting hotter earlier in the year now isn't it so like
01:01:54london marathon's a bit warmer thing is i think i think like our friend group is like he ruined
01:01:59marathons in terms of i i think if i was to do it i'd actually be pissed if say i
01:02:06did it in like
01:02:06four hours 40 instead of celebrating that you've done a marathon you'd be looking at your time i know
01:02:11but everyone like everyone would be oh that time you know it was that's the thing because it's the
01:02:15same with everything like even if you just like start going to the gym you look on tiktok now like
01:02:19it's like 18 year olds lift like 160 kg you're like comparison the new generation of freakazoids
01:02:25anyway they do my edit what time did you do for your marathon uh for us 40. that's sick yeah
01:02:31so if
01:02:32i don't get sub four everyone's gonna oh it's not pretty bad when it's not and it's not at all
01:02:37do
01:02:38a marathon it's not but yeah because i want to do one next year but then i i was like
01:02:44oh i'm aiming for
01:02:45sub four and then i was like oh because i was there with a load of people um with runner
01:02:48um and i was
01:02:50like oh what are you going for they're like 2 45 and i'm like what it's not like as in
01:02:54like start
01:02:58i'm gonna go sub two hours wait what time does the marathon start like what what time did they
01:03:02set off yeah just like a don't really like london's like nine ish ten ish i think yeah okay
01:03:08but they want most people it's it's so hectic at the start yeah so hectic no it looks like there's
01:03:16obviously thousands upon thousands of people trying to get to where they want to go and then there's
01:03:20they're placing it again handed out yeah yeah that was what's funny about the tokyo one is because
01:03:25obviously the london one you'd be able to understand what's actually handed to you
01:03:29it's just gels with bits and i'm like we'll go for it my brother had that in china he went
01:03:35he went for a
01:03:36year and a uh for like a uni thing and he was walking around and he basically just got called
01:03:42up on stage and he was like i don't know what's going on but they just sat him down put
01:03:47something
01:03:47in front of him he ate it and it was like wasabi covered something and everyone just cheered
01:03:53and then he gets handed a certificate for like a quarter acre for five years oh yeah
01:03:59oh wow does he know what it is to this day well he doesn't own it anymore it's only five
01:04:03years but
01:04:03he just said like yeah i just they just obviously chose me because i'm this he's a six foot three
01:04:08yeah white guy yeah and he ate it and everyone was like oh wow yeah that was it and they
01:04:14just went
01:04:14cool i own a little bit of land now that's funny yeah just jumped up on stage well he kind
01:04:21of got
01:04:21dragged up on stage yeah but yeah that's so funny so jury duty have you ever done judy no i
01:04:31wouldn't know
01:04:31what to do if i did get it i'd be like well unfortunately this case is closed
01:04:39he's saying that the podcast is over nice he needs to poop all right well we'll end it there
01:04:46thanks for watching bye
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