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00:05Welcome to Sci-Bluff Saturday.
00:09Today, we are playing Box Bluff.
00:12Ooh.
00:13On the wall, there are nine boxes.
00:14I am going head to head against Harry.
00:16You are.
00:17Would you like to go first?
00:19The mind games have begun.
00:21Yes.
00:21So Harry will choose any of these boxes,
00:24place it down here where I cannot see,
00:26and he can either tell me what's in the box,
00:28or he can make it up completely.
00:30I have to try and figure out whether he's telling the truth
00:31or lying.
00:33We're playing three rounds each, so three boxes.
00:36Okay, so I just go.
00:38Go ahead.
00:38I'm going to take box number four, just to annoy Josh.
00:43Oh, did you hear that?
00:44Pick four to annoy me.
00:45Yeah.
00:45I actually find it cute that you knew what number I'd go for.
00:47It's actually crazy.
00:49You're the only one with like a really reckoning.
00:50What was it?
00:51Seven. Seven, shit.
00:53I'm on that one next.
00:54All right.
00:55Okay, now what do I do?
00:56Okay, so now open it, show the camera, show them.
00:59Oh, my fucking God.
01:01Okay.
01:02Don't give anything away, remember?
01:03What do you want?
01:05I would do that.
01:06You're doing nothing.
01:07What do you want?
01:08What's in your box?
01:10What is in my box is a tray.
01:12Yep.
01:13And on the tray, a plasticine willie.
01:18If that was one of our willies, who would it be?
01:21I would say, I would say it's Ethan's willie.
01:24Okay.
01:25Quite pale.
01:26Okay.
01:27How, how big is this willie?
01:30Not very big.
01:31Not very big.
01:31Not very big, and it's on its side.
01:33Okay, so is it flat?
01:34Well, no, it's not flat.
01:35Are there balls?
01:36There is, there is balls.
01:39Okay.
01:39They're a bit, a bit deformed, but there is balls, yes.
01:41Okay.
01:43Is said penis circumcised?
01:47How would you define circumcised?
01:49There is no, I cannot, there's not foreskin on this model.
01:51No.
01:51Well, then I would say it's circumcised.
01:54I don't know if there's any foreskin.
01:55There's just no, there's no differentiating between the,
01:57what's the, it's not HD enough for Harry's liking.
02:00One big lump of the same color, to be honest with me.
02:02I don't really.
02:02Okay.
02:03So there's no bell end.
02:04It's just a.
02:04It's shaped in a bell, but there's no, there's no,
02:06it's not like a.
02:07How, how like using your hands, how big would you say it?
02:10You can't show me.
02:11No, I can, I can, I can.
02:19That's including balls as well, by the way.
02:20Okay.
02:21Yeah.
02:21And there's two balls.
02:22There is two balls.
02:23Hair, anything, any hair?
02:25No, it's a very basic model.
02:26The balls are the same color as the willy.
02:28It's a standard model.
02:30You wouldn't lie to me, would you?
02:32I may.
02:35I may lie to you.
02:36Well, if you, if you may lie to me,
02:37then I'm going to say you are lying and that is not a penis.
02:46It's a penis, isn't it?
02:47No, no, no.
02:48It's your mum.
02:49No!
02:52Fuck!
02:53I went for the most.
02:54I thought that would be a believable thing.
02:55They'd make a little wheelie.
02:56You get, you get, you get, you fucked it when you said,
02:58I may lie to you.
02:58No, I think.
02:59No, I was always going for a lie.
03:00You got to confuse yourself so much that you have an idea
03:03what you're talking about.
03:04And even if he.
03:04Fuck.
03:04All right.
03:05My turn.
03:06You got to go for it, right?
03:07Surely.
03:08Yes.
03:11Oh.
03:12Oh, no.
03:13The games have begun.
03:14I'll tell you what, boys, I promise you,
03:16I will not be three nil.
03:19Imagine if this is acting in the last scene, will it?
03:27Oh, interesting.
03:29I have, you know, you've got to ask me stuff.
03:33Oh.
03:35What do you have in front of me?
03:37I have what appears to be a fleshlight.
03:42Okay.
03:42Why does it only appear to be a fleshlight?
03:44Or is that just the way you phrase it?
03:45I've just never seen one before.
03:47Ah.
03:48Color.
03:49Skin color.
03:51Can I, can I hear the, can I hear it, can I, can I hear it?
03:54What do you mean, can you hear it?
03:55Can I hear it in action?
03:56Well, it is currently in action.
03:58Oh.
03:59Yeah.
03:59Is there, is there, is there something in it?
04:02There is.
04:03It's going to be like a fucking kid's play set
04:05and you're just, I'm just telling me it's a willy.
04:07It's a willy and a fleshlight, all right?
04:09It, it, okay, right.
04:11Okay, let's, well, let's get the bottom of this one then.
04:12Okay.
04:13Size, show me with your hands.
04:16It is.
04:17The willy and the fleshlight included.
04:19There's no willy.
04:19Oh, what's in it then?
04:21A, the head of a T-Rex toy.
04:23Not a real one.
04:24Right.
04:24How would you be, okay, no, no, no.
04:27Here, I've, I've, I've figured you out, sir.
04:29Go on.
04:30How do you know it's a T-Rex head if the head is buried in the fleshlight?
04:33Because the rest of the T-Rex has stuck out of it.
04:35How do you know it's a T-Rex and the T-Rex it is?
04:37Because I know what the body of a T-Rex looks like.
04:40I don't know if you would straight away.
04:43Could be a Velociraptor.
04:45It appears like the one from Toy Story.
04:49Ah, yes.
04:49I know that one.
04:50Quite a big head to fit in a fleshlight.
04:52Is the fleshlight struggling?
04:55The head's like, okay, all right, cool.
04:59And then, okay, so explain me, okay, is it on, is it,
05:02is like the T-Rex on its side and the fleshlight in it like that?
05:05Or is it like, okay, yeah, cool.
05:06No, the fleshlight is flat.
05:08That's like, it's a very,
05:10it seems like a very like sidemen thing to have as a fleshlight.
05:14You know, T-Rex.
05:16Do you promise me that it's that?
05:19Sure.
05:21Why do you want me to?
05:22Do you promise me?
05:27He's burning, he's burning.
05:29I am inclined to believe you, Simon.
05:33I think that's, that seems like something that the wonderful producers would do.
05:38Are you telling the truth?
05:40I think you're not telling the truth.
05:45Two nil.
05:46Two nil.
05:47You promised I can't get him three nilled.
05:49What is coming out of it?
05:50It's a...
05:52Is it goo?
05:54Is it goo?
05:54Is it goo?
05:55Is it goo?
05:55Is it game science goo?
05:56Yeah.
05:57Don't get three out.
05:58Pick a good one, Harry.
05:59What would make, what makes the symmetry good?
06:01Six.
06:02All right.
06:02No, you're lying.
06:03Oh my God.
06:04Oh my God, guys.
06:05Oh.
06:05That's given away in the mail.
06:06This feels like some fruit.
06:10Let me guess.
06:12It is some fruit.
06:14It's a satsuma.
06:15It's actually fruit.
06:16No, it's not fruit.
06:20Right.
06:21Okay, Harry.
06:22What did you choose?
06:23Number six.
06:23Number six.
06:24What was in number six?
06:25Okay.
06:28There is.
06:29A woman.
06:31An actual woman.
06:32A real woman.
06:33No, no, no, no.
06:37There's a real woman.
06:39A Barbie, but it's like a Teemu Barbie.
06:41And she is a, she is, she's on her knees.
06:46Doing anything in particular?
06:47Yes.
06:48She's head butting a trophy.
06:50And the trophy is four.
06:52Does it have anything?
06:53Any writing on?
06:54No, it's a person.
06:55It looks somewhat similar to an Oscar trophy.
06:58It's got a star on it.
06:59What's the Oscar trophy look like?
07:01It's the person standing, is it not?
07:03Okay.
07:03Where is her head?
07:05On the, on the head.
07:07Her head is touching the Oscars.
07:09The Oscar head.
07:10Yeah, sure.
07:10Does it look like they're kissing?
07:11No, it looks more like a Zidane headbutt kind of guy.
07:16How tall is the doll?
07:18You're asking too many questions, man.
07:20The doll is, the doll is, the doll is bigger.
07:24The doll is much bigger than the, I wouldn't say it's a doll.
07:28No, it is a doll.
07:30It is a doll.
07:31It's bigger.
07:32It's like, I would almost say twice the size.
07:34How tall is that statue?
07:38No.
07:40Interesting.
07:41Because the original height you said didn't fit in the box.
07:44I don't know how that's fit the box to be fair.
07:46It is quite tall.
07:47Oh no.
07:47You wouldn't lie to me, would you?
07:49Okay.
07:50Maybe I would.
07:53What kind of hair does it go on?
07:57Blonde.
07:58I love where he goes.
08:01Every time, no matter what the question is.
08:03I am going to say, Harry, that you are full of truth.
08:15Three nil to club.
08:17Three nil to club.
08:19Three nil to club.
08:20Three nil to club.
08:20Three nil to club.
08:23Three nil to club.
08:24Three nil to club.
08:25How does he know?
08:27Our battle is done.
08:28Yes.
08:28Who do we want to see go head to head?
08:31Ooh.
08:32I would like to.
08:33I think Toby and Bess.
08:35That's awesome.
08:36I was actually going to say Josh and Vic.
08:38Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:38Same thing.
08:39Well done, well done.
08:40Well done, yeah?
08:42Well done.
08:43I'm going to get three nil here as well.
08:45Well done.
08:45Well done.
08:46I don't even know what you do there.
08:47He sees inside my mind.
08:49Fucking Beckner.
08:50All right.
08:51Who wants to go first?
08:52Rock, paper, scissors, shit.
08:54Rock, paper, scissors, shit.
08:55Rock, paper, scissors, shit.
08:56You win.
08:56You go first.
08:57Oh, what numbers are you going to choose though?
09:00Number eight.
09:01Ooh.
09:02Eight.
09:04Hi.
09:05Hi, mate.
09:05All right.
09:07Don't take it too far alive.
09:08I know.
09:09Sorry.
09:10Did you see that?
09:10Nah.
09:11Look at this, mate.
09:12Nah.
09:14You're not going to make it.
09:16Hi, Toby.
09:17Hello.
09:18What is in box eight?
09:19In box eight is a mini battleships game.
09:27Okay.
09:28And a dinosaur.
09:30Oh, lots of dinosaurs today.
09:33Yes.
09:33Is the game of battleships ongoing?
09:38Have there been a sunken battleship?
09:41Yeah.
09:42One battleship's gone.
09:43And what grid number is that battleship in?
09:47F4.
09:48Oh.
09:49Oh, F4.
09:50Yeah.
09:50Exit.
09:50Close that.
09:51What dinosaur's doing again?
09:52The dinosaur may be losing this game of battleships.
09:56Oh.
09:57Okay.
09:58Who's he playing against?
09:59Can't see that side, mate.
10:00So it's one half of battleships.
10:02You can't see who he's playing.
10:03No.
10:04Anonymous opponent.
10:06Fighting his demons.
10:07All right.
10:07What color's the dino?
10:09Brown.
10:09Oh, a brown dino.
10:11Toby Brown with a brown dino.
10:13Yeah.
10:13What a coincidence.
10:14A brown dinosaur.
10:16You lot are doing a lot.
10:17Just ask what dinosaur it is.
10:20Yeah.
10:20What breed is it?
10:21I don't know.
10:22What breed?
10:23What breed is it?
10:24Has it got little arms, big arms?
10:25What's it got?
10:26It's got horns.
10:28Oh!
10:29Yeah, that thing.
10:30Oh, what's that one called?
10:33Triceratops, maybe?
10:34Could be a triceratops.
10:36It's got like a big one on its nose and then two on its own.
10:38Yeah, the tricep ting.
10:39That one.
10:40Triceratops.
10:41Triceps.
10:41Oh, and it has a little bit of plastic coming out the side.
10:45I don't really know.
10:45Embellishing on some little bits.
10:47Additional detail.
10:48You've embellished.
10:52What color's the battleship that was sunk?
10:55Black.
10:55Black.
10:57Black battleship.
10:57Brown dinosaur.
10:59An awfully glum scene.
11:02Nothing wrong with a bit of black and brown.
11:05Nothing wrong with a bit of brown.
11:06Nothing wrong with a bit of black and brown.
11:07I feel like there should be some colourful things.
11:08Do you want to know what colour the game of battleships is?
11:10Yeah.
11:11It's grey.
11:12So glum.
11:14Couldn't be glummer.
11:15Tome Gissel.
11:18You're never normally a liar.
11:19Oh.
11:21But today I think you might be.
11:22Oh!
11:24Shit.
11:24He said you lying.
11:25Called him out on his bullshit.
11:27Stood up in.
11:28Zynga.
11:29Yeah.
11:29There's one on the board for me.
11:31Oh, wow.
11:32One day.
11:33Is that a brown dinosaur?
11:34It's red, no?
11:36Red?
11:36Red where?
11:37Oh, no, it's not red.
11:38Where's the red?
11:38Black and brown.
11:39Black and brown.
11:40Black and brown.
11:41Wow, what a game.
11:42I'm just happy to have a point on the board.
11:44Yeah, well done.
11:46Has he opened the box?
11:48Really?
11:49Oh.
11:50Oh.
11:51Okay.
11:51I'm ready, mate.
11:52Ready?
11:53Good afternoon.
11:54Hello.
11:54What was in your box?
11:57What was in my box?
11:59What have you taken out of your box?
12:00Yeah, what's in front of you?
12:01I've got SpongeBob hosting some sort of like stick up against one of them trouts from the series.
12:14Fair enough.
12:15You know like one of the things in the series that don't really have a name but they have a
12:18name?
12:19The trout.
12:20Oh, one of the regular fish?
12:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:22What is this SpongeBob made out of?
12:24Don't say sponge.
12:25Like what's the actual, is it a figurine?
12:27Yeah.
12:27Well, it's a little plastic figurine.
12:29What colour is his tie?
12:30Red.
12:31What colour are his trousers?
12:32Brown but white at the top because of his shirt.
12:35He knows what SpongeBob looks like.
12:39I wouldn't know.
12:40But it's good that he's there as well.
12:42It was a nice visual reminder.
12:44What colour are his shoes?
12:45Black.
12:46Does he have laces?
12:48He looked up when I asked if he had laces.
12:51Interesting.
12:52And he's hosting a stick up you say?
12:54Yeah, like he's trying to rob these fish.
12:56With what?
12:56What's in his hand?
12:57What's his weapon of choice?
12:58A baton.
12:59A baton?
13:00Hmm.
13:01He strikes me as a man who would have a jellyfish net instead.
13:03He's not catching jellyfish.
13:04It's a weapon though.
13:05What's a net going to do?
13:07To a fish.
13:10Think about it.
13:13Is there any more information you can give me here?
13:15No, he's just, he's trying to rob them of their goods.
13:19Their goods.
13:19How many of them?
13:20Three of the trout.
13:22Three of the regular fish.
13:23He used to call them trout.
13:24Trout and bikini bottom sounds unlikely to me.
13:26Because they look like trout.
13:28I think I'm ready to give my answer.
13:30Oh.
13:31And I think Bazinga.
13:33You have lied to me.
13:35Oh my goodness.
13:36Well.
13:37No.
13:38The joke's up, bitch.
13:41I was, yes.
13:43You asked the wrong man about the Spongebob.
13:45He knew too much.
13:47This is pretty cool though.
13:48He cooked for the Spongebob questions though.
13:50I would have.
13:51As soon as he, he didn't look down for any of the answers.
13:54Did Spongebob wear trousers?
13:55Yeah, he got like the combo.
13:57It's like brown shorts, but then the belt.
14:01The thing is it's a little figurine, right?
14:03So you can just look down and make it up.
14:04This feels like really real.
14:08Any number that either of you two want to keep?
14:10Three.
14:10Three.
14:11Three.
14:12Three.
14:12Three.
14:12I was actually going for three.
14:13Go three for three nil.
14:14Three.
14:14Three for three.
14:15Nothing wide pal.
14:17I'm actually going to go for five.
14:18Oh.
14:19Vic, I've left you with the one, two, three to choose from.
14:22Ah, thanks.
14:23She said she was fine.
14:25Really?
14:25What?
14:27Don't get three nilled, bro.
14:28Whatever you do.
14:29It feels horrible.
14:30It feels degraded and is what it feels like.
14:32I'm ready for your questions.
14:33Sir.
14:34What was in five?
14:36I have in front of me the most swaggered up little chicken.
14:41A chick.
14:42All right.
14:43I say swaggered up because he's wearing his hat like this.
14:45All right.
14:46It's a chick with a hat on what appears to be a mossy platform.
14:51A mossy platform?
14:52Yes.
14:53Is he blind?
14:54I can't see it yet.
14:55You can't see?
14:55Show me glasses.
14:56He's lying.
14:58What appears to be a mossy platform and some fake grass.
15:03I don't know.
15:04Astro tough.
15:04All right.
15:05So the chicken's got a hat on.
15:07Yeah.
15:08Straw hat.
15:09A straw hat.
15:11Okay.
15:11Has he got clothes on?
15:12A hat made out of straw.
15:13It's a chicken, bro.
15:14All right.
15:14But you said he's got a swaggy outfit on.
15:16To be fair, he has got a hat on.
15:17Accessories.
15:18Is that an outfit though?
15:19That is the only item of clothing on this chick.
15:24Chick.
15:24So what?
15:25It's baby.
15:25It's child.
15:26Yeah.
15:27It's a young G.
15:27And it's not dressed.
15:28No, just a hat.
15:29It's got a cool outfit on.
15:30Yeah.
15:30Yeah.
15:31What color's the chicken?
15:33It's like, like an off white with slight yellow.
15:38You know, like a, like a newborn chick.
15:41Mmm.
15:41You know when they haven't quite got their, their flavors yet.
15:44I'm going to get 3-0 now.
15:48I don't think.
15:50Did you ever listen to his answer?
15:51I did.
15:52Yeah.
15:52No, I did.
15:53But you see when, uh, when Broski told me what color the dino was.
15:57Yeah.
15:58He didn't do all that.
15:59Mmm.
15:59See?
16:00So I'm trying to call back.
16:01Understood, understood.
16:02Yeah, understood.
16:03So you've got a newborn chick with a fucking straw hat on.
16:06Swaggered up.
16:07Swaggered up.
16:08When you said swaggered up, he's got a straw hat on, bro.
16:10Bro, he looks swaggy.
16:11Or she.
16:12I can't tell the gender from this.
16:14Tell me.
16:14Pick it up.
16:15Can I pick it up?
16:17I can't pick it up.
16:18And there's one foot in the grass that I can see.
16:20The other foot is hidden.
16:22It smells peculiar.
16:24It just doesn't make sense.
16:27It just.
16:28It doesn't make sense.
16:29I don't want that scene to exist.
16:31And for that reason, I'm saying you're lying.
16:36Mazinga.
16:37I can tell you're a West Ham fan.
16:38It's a familiar result.
16:39Oh, lost.
16:403-0.
16:43Swaggered.
16:44Oh, wow.
16:44It's like an actual chicken in a hat.
16:46Welcome to the club.
16:49We're a shit.
16:50Oh, it almost seems real.
16:52Right.
16:52One of you two got 3-0 to the other person.
16:54Okay.
16:55Oh.
16:55It is real.
16:56Oh, it's a real chick?
16:57Yeah.
16:57What?
16:58Yeah.
16:59Harry and Ethan, who should go first?
17:02You.
17:02You.
17:03Okay.
17:03The 1-2-3 with the 1-2-3.
17:05Who got 3-0?
17:07The person went first?
17:07The person went second?
17:08Toby went first.
17:10Harry went first.
17:11Yeah.
17:11Harry went first.
17:12It doesn't matter who goes first.
17:13We're both just fucking dick, mate.
17:14Thank you for that.
17:14I appreciate it.
17:16This side is undefeated though.
17:18Oh yeah.
17:19I'm actually 3-0.
17:19No, no, no.
17:20You can do this.
17:21I have a Warhammer figure in a shopping trolley.
17:25Oh.
17:25You have a Warhammer figure?
17:27Yeah.
17:27In a shopping trolley.
17:29One of the little space marines this big.
17:30What makes it a Warhammer figure?
17:32I played Warhammer as a kid growing up.
17:34I respect.
17:35Distinctive.
17:35What do you do in Warhammer?
17:37You put all the little players down.
17:39You have like your army and you roll dice.
17:41You paint them as well, right?
17:42Yeah, that's a big part of it.
17:43That's the best bit.
17:44And you roll the dice and you move them like certain amounts
17:47and they attack each other.
17:49You roll dice to see what destroys walls.
17:50I was always curious.
17:51It's pretty good.
17:52That little shopping.
17:53It was like a strategy game before.
17:54Now you know Josh.
17:55Yeah, thanks.
17:56So there's a figurine and he's inside the shopping trolley.
18:00He's in the basket of the.
18:02He's in the basket.
18:03Of the shopping trolley.
18:03So yeah, it's a bit.
18:05What color is the handle on the shopping trolley?
18:08It's red.
18:08It's a red one.
18:09It's a red bar.
18:10Is there anything else on there?
18:10Like a little bit that's coming off of it?
18:12It's like the sticking out bit.
18:13Like those little pound coin machines.
18:15It's just got one extra railing.
18:17It's not got coin.
18:17It's quite small.
18:18So it's not got detail.
18:19I assume it's part of a kid's, I don't know, kid's toy set.
18:23What color are the wheels?
18:25Wheels are black.
18:27So there's a Warhammer.
18:27One puts a little bit of him when they say black, you know?
18:29Yeah, of course.
18:31Why does everyone do that?
18:32There's a Warhammer person.
18:34Figure.
18:35Yeah.
18:35What figure is it?
18:36It's one of the dudes with the big shoulders.
18:38The space marine guy.
18:41And the shopping trolley has what color bar?
18:43A black.
18:43Black.
18:44A hand bar.
18:45It's a red bar.
18:46It's a red one.
18:47What?
18:48You're making me paranoid about how to say the word black.
18:50Well, previously you said it had a red hand bar.
18:53You said it had a black hand bar just then.
18:54Yeah.
18:54Black handlebars.
18:55You said it was red earlier.
18:56It's not red.
18:57But you said it was red earlier.
18:58The space marine is black and red.
19:01Oh.
19:03But the shopping trolley handlebar is.
19:04Yes.
19:05It's a black.
19:05It's a black.
19:06It's a black.
19:07It's a black.
19:09It's a black.
19:09Excuse me.
19:09It's a black.
19:11Harry doing a pack opening.
19:14I'm very confused.
19:15Did you not say that the shopping trolley handlebar was red earlier?
19:18I might have.
19:19Yeah.
19:19He said the wheels are black.
19:20Yeah.
19:21They're both.
19:21They're both black.
19:22So the red.
19:22Where was the red coming to it?
19:24It's a red table and a red space marine.
19:26So maybe I just glitched.
19:28Fuck.
19:29He doesn't even know if he's lying to me anymore.
19:31He doesn't even know if he's lying to me anymore.
19:33How do I know?
19:33I can confirm it's black and black.
19:37And there's nothing else there.
19:38He just sat there.
19:38He sat there in the basket.
19:40He's in the basket.
19:41Yeah.
19:41He fits pretty well.
19:42It's a me black.
19:45What color is the chair in the basket?
19:46There isn't.
19:47It's full metal.
19:48It's like there's no.
19:49There's no seat.
19:50So there's no seat in there.
19:51No, it's just like a.
19:53Yeah.
19:53It's small.
19:54He's not sat in the little kids bit.
19:57No, no, no, no, no.
19:59It's just a metal basket basically.
20:01Is there anything on the floor?
20:03There's nothing else.
20:04That's what there is.
20:05When I was thinking of a lie,
20:06I thought of shopping trolleyes as well.
20:08What an exciting lie to think about.
20:11I don't know what.
20:13Shopping trolleyes.
20:13That's so much fun.
20:14No.
20:14Fuck it, man.
20:16You're lying.
20:17Sure.
20:17I'm lying.
20:18He's telling the truth.
20:19He's telling the truth.
20:20He was excited by that.
20:21He was excited by that.
20:23I'm lying.
20:23He's telling the truth.
20:24I'm fucking lying.
20:25No.
20:27He licked it like that it was black.
20:29Yeah, he changed it.
20:29I know.
20:30You caught him with a lie.
20:31I know.
20:32I don't even stop it.
20:33He's black.
20:34I over thought that.
20:35And the table's red.
20:37It's a steak and a mousetrap with eyes.
20:40Yeah.
20:40Nice.
20:41That's typical me really, isn't it?
20:42What you should do, right?
20:43Josh, don't look in the box.
20:45Make it up and you might be right.
20:48It might not be a lie.
20:49It's a good plan.
20:50If Simon says it's a plan, it's a good plan.
20:52By God.
20:53Oh my gosh.
20:56What do you have, Josh?
20:57I have a series of candles of varying heights.
21:04Yeah.
21:05There is some flowers and there is a frame.
21:11And inside the frame is a picture of a hamster.
21:13He goes by the name of Morpheus.
21:15Okay.
21:16Are there candles in candle holders or are they just there?
21:21They're just there.
21:22Are they stuck to the base of the tray?
21:25We don't need to try.
21:26Yeah.
21:26Are they stuck down?
21:29Yes.
21:29It seems they've got some kind of glue.
21:31It's something.
21:31Oh, so it's almost like a memorial to Morpheus.
21:34I think you could correct that.
21:35Yeah.
21:35I think it might be a shrine.
21:36We call them a Van Dyke where I'm from.
21:38Virgin.
21:46Okay.
21:48It's a vigil as well.
21:50Is it a vigil?
21:51Yeah.
21:52I wasn't going to say anything.
21:54I wasn't going to say anything.
21:55A candle lit Virgil.
21:59It's a photo of Morpheus.
22:02Well, there's text that says Morpheus.
22:05Oh.
22:05So it's implied.
22:06So there's just text Morpheus.
22:07No, no.
22:08There's a picture of a hamster, but I don't, I don't think.
22:11That is Morpheus.
22:12Yeah.
22:12You can't confirm whether it is or isn't Morpheus.
22:14But I can confirm there is text that says Morpheus.
22:17Is it Rip Morpheus or just Morpheus?
22:19It says rest in peace.
22:21Oh, okay.
22:22Any like dates, years?
22:26No.
22:27No.
22:27So what you got?
22:28The candles, the frame.
22:29What was the other thing?
22:30I've already forgotten.
22:30Like flowers.
22:32Flowers.
22:32What kind of flowers?
22:33Well, they're not real flowers.
22:34I mean to give you like the types of flowers.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Some white ones.
22:39Okay.
22:40Some purple ones.
22:41Yeah.
22:42Any black ones?
22:43Is there any black ones?
22:47Oh my God.
22:48No, there's, there's no black ones.
22:50You'd be pleased to know.
22:51Just those colors.
22:52I believe you're telling the truth.
22:55Yeah.
22:56I think, I think that's, that is what you have.
22:58And if it isn't very well crafted.
23:00The use of that word.
23:01It's going to happen.
23:11I think, right.
23:12All right, you let Josh decide.
23:14Does he want Vic to do the box or him to do the box?
23:16I want Vic to do the box.
23:18Okay.
23:18All right, now join us, Josh.
23:20Come on.
23:22The mentally inept.
23:24Easily influenced.
23:25Join us.
23:26You can't read a book like a lot of humans.
23:29There's some gullible souls.
23:31Faux numero tres.
23:34Sounds different.
23:35Okay, ready to play?
23:36No, give me free.
23:37Give me, can you look at it again?
23:39Yeah.
23:41Yeah, I'm good to go.
23:42Okay.
23:43Front of me, I have a pencil case that's a chili pepper
23:49with beans flying out of it.
23:51Flying out?
23:52Flying out of it, yeah.
23:54Onto some ping pong balls.
23:56Can you peel your head again?
23:57Sorry, I don't doubt.
23:59Chili pepper pencil case.
24:00Beans.
24:02Beans.
24:03Bing pong balls.
24:04I've had my brain.
24:06Beans.
24:07Bing pong balls.
24:08So you've got a pencil case.
24:10Mm-hmm.
24:11That looks like...
24:12A chili pepper.
24:13A chili pepper.
24:14Mm-hmm.
24:14Boom.
24:15Is it red hot?
24:15It is red.
24:18Hold to the touch.
24:21But it does have...
24:22And you describe the beans flying out.
24:23What's the other beans?
24:24Are they baked beans?
24:25Green beans?
24:26Runner beans?
24:26They're baked beans.
24:28Are they suspended in the air if they're flying out?
24:31Or are they...
24:32Erupting.
24:33They're erupting.
24:34Are they real baked beans?
24:35They look real.
24:36They look real.
24:36Can you just, like, put your finger in it, please?
24:39Just to confirm if they're real or not.
24:42Yeah, they're real baked beans.
24:44They're real baked beans.
24:44Yeah.
24:45Did you just finger the baked bean?
24:46I did finger the baked bean.
24:47Bean?
24:48Not the first beanies flick.
24:50Hey!
24:51They're going...
24:52They're spilling out onto ping pong balls.
24:54So what are the ping pong balls on the floor?
24:56No, they're spilling out onto...
24:57It's almost like a bed of ping pong balls.
24:59And the ping pong balls are orange?
25:02They're white.
25:03They're white.
25:04Are they unbranded?
25:04They're branded?
25:05They are...
25:06They're branded.
25:07What brand?
25:08Matthew Syed.
25:16Harry, can you come down for this?
25:18In all my days, I've never heard of a Matthew Syed table tennis ball box.
25:25Matthew Syed.
25:30Matthew Syed.
25:32Matthew Syed.
25:33Is that a popular brand to you?
25:34I've never heard of it, to be honest.
25:36On the pencil case...
25:38Yeah.
25:39Is it a zip or a button pencil case?
25:41Zip.
25:42Zip pencil case.
25:43What colour is a zip?
25:44Red.
25:45So it's a red hot chili pepper with a red zip.
25:48Is it a metal zip or a plastic zip?
25:52Plastic.
25:52Does it say YKK on the zip?
25:54Oh.
25:55Oh shit.
25:56Production knowledge.
25:57No, it doesn't.
25:58As far as I can...
26:00As far as I can tell, no.
26:02Has the red actually probably got green on it?
26:03A white and green head?
26:04Green top.
26:06A little stamp.
26:07Is there white there?
26:08There's no white.
26:09So it's just red, green, red zip.
26:11B.
26:12Blue zip.
26:14Matthew Syed.
26:15Matthew Syed.
26:16Matthew Syed.
26:16No blue zip.
26:17No blue zip.
26:18No.
26:18Oh.
26:20Due to Matthew Syed, I'm gonna go with the fact that you're actually telling the truth.
26:25Yeah.
26:26Yeah?
26:27Yeah.
26:28Yeah.
26:29Yeah.
26:32Matthew Syed.
26:33I should have just said sure shot.
26:35Let's go.
26:36Well done.
26:362-1.
26:373-0.
26:38Yes.
26:38Nice.
26:39The donkey.
26:40Thanks for watching everyone.
26:41Bye.
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