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00:00I'm your boy, Max Kadar, and this is Hot Wings Challenge.
00:03Let's go, boys.
00:05Come on.
00:06Let's go, let's go.
00:07I like it.
00:08In front of us, there are five hot sauces that increase in each round.
00:13So, boys, who have I got here today?
00:15Uh, Jakey Davis.
00:16Hello.
00:16I've got two ears.
00:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, love for that.
00:20Go, go, go, go.
00:20How are you guys feeling?
00:21Not good, Vlad.
00:22Not good?
00:23I'm not a charizard.
00:24Things can get a little bit spicy sometimes for me.
00:27I do get spicy.
00:27I am half Indian.
00:30Where is the Indian?
00:31My dad's brother's best friend.
00:33Ah.
00:34If it makes you feel better, you've got side wings.
00:36Woo!
00:37I love the side wings.
00:38Back in the room.
00:40Have we got a first aid team waiting outside?
00:42I'm the first.
00:43No, we're cooked.
00:44We're done.
00:44I'm not getting mouth to mouth.
00:45No mouth to mouth.
00:46Don't die today.
00:47I'd rather get mouth to mouth.
00:51Let's crack into round one.
00:52Whenever you guys are ready, take a bite.
00:53Okay.
00:54Nice and warm.
00:55Just don't touch your eyes after.
00:56No.
00:57People might forget to rub their eyes or some shit.
00:59I like that one.
01:00Yeah.
01:01It's tasty.
01:02Taste that jerk.
01:03Nah.
01:04Bloody lovely, that.
01:04I don't mind that.
01:05Cheers, bro.
01:06Cheers, brother.
01:07It's been nice, bro.
01:07Think it.
01:08Go on.
01:10I don't like the way you can bite.
01:12It's not hot in the side.
01:12It's nice, then.
01:14Yeah, man.
01:15I will.
01:16Is this got any spice in there, too?
01:18Is that barbecue or something?
01:18Nah.
01:19Bro, I'm Jamaican, but I can handle spice.
01:21Jakey.
01:22Yeah, you all right?
01:23What is a hobby you have that people would be surprised at?
01:26Gooning.
01:27Goon's a lot.
01:28Did I ask you?
01:28Didn't realize you were called Jakey.
01:29Yeah.
01:30Nah, but I see you.
01:32I've got my own.
01:33You can't get milk, man.
01:35Now you can't get it.
01:35It's only been round one.
01:50You don't, bro.
01:51When I go to school, me and my mates, we used to do this thing.
01:53Firstly, you take off all your clothes.
01:54That's really important.
01:55Okay.
01:56Then you take your duvet out of your duvet lining, and you get inside your own duvet.
02:00Okay.
02:00And then you streak around campus.
02:03Okay.
02:04For no reason.
02:04That's interesting.
02:05In my spare time, I've got a serial addiction to FC career mode.
02:09And I've got a United career mode, and I'm probably about nine seasons deep.
02:12Interesting.
02:13Minecraft.
02:14Yeah?
02:14I'm a hardcore Minecraft gamer.
02:15You're a lion.
02:16Whatever you're on.
02:18What level am I on?
02:19On Minecraft?
02:20What do you mean?
02:21XP.
02:22XP level, yeah.
02:23It depends on the game, but for the buff boys.
02:25Alright.
02:26PK.
02:27I love David Attenborough.
02:29You've turned 100 yesterday.
02:31Yeah.
02:32Do you understand those?
02:33Yeah.
02:33Yeah.
02:34I don't think I understand.
02:35What do you mean by that?
02:36Yeah, what do you mean by that?
02:37Do you understand this?
02:38Are you trying to say I'm one of the monkeys in the video?
02:41Don't feel that left my mouth.
02:43Have you ever heard of darts?
02:44Yep.
02:44I've hit six 180s in my time.
02:47I'm a brilliant dartist.
02:48Yeah, I'm up there with Luke Littler.
02:50What?
02:50Yeah, I'm up there with Luke Littler.
02:52What?
02:53You're up there with Luke Littler.
02:55Yeah, I'd say so, yeah.
02:57What more times than Stone Cold Steve Austin?
02:59Do you know who Littler is, black?
03:01Yeah, I'm decent at darts, brother.
03:03I'm like a music man, probably.
03:05That's my jam.
03:06Yeah.
03:07How about this?
03:07Give us a little riff.
03:08I'll play guitar and sing it, man.
03:11Sing it.
03:11You said music.
03:12Music is singing.
03:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:15Jeez.
03:16I love the lyrics.
03:18You're a lyrical genius.
03:18You're a lyrical genius.
03:18You're a lyrical genius.
03:19Bars, as well.
03:20Yeah, serious bars.
03:21That came from my heart, mad lad.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Expression.
03:23Yes, my guy.
03:24By what?
03:25What's a hobby that you have that people...
03:26Okay, clearly you won't have this in.
03:28What?
03:29Can you not read the question again, brother?
03:30What is a hobby that you have that people would be surprised at?
03:32I never miss an episode of EastEnders, lad.
03:34Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
03:36Do, do, do, do.
03:39Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
03:45It's a classical tune.
03:46Obviously, I want to be in EastEnders at some point, Max, you know what I mean?
03:49But I don't want them to just say that I'm Patrick Truman's son and that, lad.
03:52I don't want to be a Truman.
03:53I want to be someone else, lad.
03:55Yeah?
03:55You're gonna get typecast. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Then again Phil's got a black sun now
03:59Maybe they can just shazam him and it could be me. Yeah, so he did that what YouTube comments
04:04Turn out to you the most the hate ones
04:06The ones that say Jakey and Heinz crap. Oh, it's actually starts get a bit weird actually
04:14Yeah, people are a I am me and being on kissing each other. Oh, it's not keep going guys
04:19And he's getting a bit too far for my liking like there was one where like we kiss and then
04:22like we breathe
04:23And then we'll keep kissing Jack mean it's okay. It's fine. It's okay. I'm gonna do sign about it
04:33All right, my boy, well you can't stand up you when people say that I look like KSI
04:39I don't think anyone says that
04:40I see a little bit quite a little bit. Hey, you don't need to brush these two teeth
04:46So I feel like you should brush all your teeth. Yeah, what are you doing? What are you doing?
04:50What are the differences between you right and off camera? I'm the same guy. I'm just as much of a
04:54knob on and off to be honest
04:57Very unpleasant to be around
04:58Yeah, by yourself then call me I would say
05:03Yeah, my videos are more like exaggerated
05:07You actually have to finish it as part of the world. Oh, no, you don't
05:10Yeah, you do
05:13Will I be interrupted next time? Sorry Rufus mothers or you guys? Oh
05:18Sorry, man
05:21Basically what I've just been saying max is in my videos. They're more of an exaggerated version of me
05:27I basically am me my video. So what would you say about me on camera?
05:33Your hairline looks better on the tiktok. I would say
05:35You don't look great in person
05:37I give him that idea
05:38I agree on that one. It's early days though. It's early days
05:40Yeah, it's only been 14 days post-op
05:42It's looking big. Yeah
05:45I'll take it. I'll take it
05:46The difference is between you on and off camera
05:48Honestly, I think I'm just decide just all I do on camera is just chat shit though
05:52So that's really all I do on you get me. That's that's really all I
05:58Bring to the table in that situation. You don't answer my question. Yes. Yeah, I would say I am experience
06:02Talk to me brother. I'm the same on and off camera blood is no differences less of the genuine fun
06:08You know, I mean trust me, bro
06:09I'm on the roof van is the roads on and off camera black. You got me by the energy. You
06:13know what I'm saying? Come on G
06:14All right, you've always got the verses like on and off as well notice that
06:17We start filming like you were straight in with her. I like the way you are on camera off camera
06:22very energetic
06:23Not quite draining, but I love it. Yeah, man. I love your honesty blood
06:28No, I don't wait. Yeah, man. My G, you know
06:32I love you too, brother
06:33I love you too, brother
06:35Boys that was round one and that was 1,900 scovia units. It's called the Dawson coffee sauce
06:40Wow, that's hard
06:41Are you guys ready for round two?
06:43No, I need some milk roll, Jamie
06:44Do you grow up?
06:49Heather's happy anyway
06:52Wow
06:53Chicken run
06:55I'm not tasting anything
06:57Tastes like curry
06:59Is it going up a notch
07:01It is, bro
07:02It's supposed to be Jamaican, bro
07:03Trophy Kingston was Jamaican in WWE
07:06The fun turns out it was Ghanaian, bro
07:08Some people lie
07:08So what are you?
07:09I was born in Hammersmith hospital
07:12It's all making sense now
07:14Man, this is hot, man
07:15Do you guys want to know how hot this is?
07:17Yes, please, man
07:18It's called the High River Sauce Chiba Gold Hot Sauce
07:21And it has 25,400 scofields
07:25Minor
07:25The one later is 600,000
07:2724,500 scofields, man
07:29That's way too many phillips scofields, by the way
07:32So
07:33Dangerous man
07:34Explain this picture to me and what was going on here
07:36Erm
07:38Which one's here?
07:40The toilet
07:42Yeah, the bottom on the toilet
07:43The one on the right hand side
07:45The blue
07:45Yeah, I'm having a piss
07:47But obviously I couldn't reach the cubicle
07:50Is that what it's called?
07:50You're taking a piss while your trousers are on
07:52Is this your uncle?
07:53Who's taking pictures of you in the back room trying to have a piss?
07:56What's going on here?
07:57My uncle called Geoffrey
07:58He used to take pictures of us when we used to go to the toilet
08:03Okay
08:03Oh yeah
08:04Sorry, what was his last name?
08:06Oh my god, JK, what was that?
08:07What was his last name?
08:08Yeah
08:09Ebby
08:10Next slide, I think
08:12Alright, JK
08:12Yeah, that's the one
08:13Woah
08:14Check that out
08:15Pussy magnet
08:16Is that actually not changed?
08:17What is this?
08:18Have you ever seen that meal?
08:19A kid
08:20Mio
08:20Mio
08:20Mio
08:21Mio
08:21Mio
08:21Mio
08:21Mio
08:21Mio
08:22Mio
08:23Mio
08:23Mio
08:23Mio
08:23Mio
08:23Mio
08:23Mio
08:23Mio
08:23Mio
08:24Mio
08:24Mio
08:47Mio
08:51Mio
08:53Mio
08:53Mio
08:55Mio
08:56Mio
08:57Mio
09:09Mio
09:34Mio
09:38Mio
09:39Mio
09:40Mio
09:40Mio
09:41Mio
09:41And I was playing FIFA with Trent Alexander-Arnold.
09:43I was gassed. I'm a Liverpool fan.
09:45So I was like, oh my God.
09:46Hey, Steven Gerrard.
09:48He did play for Liverpool.
09:49I met him, that's why I wanted to do it.
09:51You met him?
09:52Fuck off, man.
09:53I met him in Qatar.
09:54Cool guy.
09:54Very nice guy.
09:55Yeah, we just had to play FIFA, basically.
09:57But honestly, he was like, I really wanted to meet him.
10:00I was really gassed.
10:01He was really dry.
10:04Really, really, really.
10:05No offense to him at all, yeah.
10:07What do you mean, dry?
10:08Just didn't want to engage in anything, bro.
10:11He was just there.
10:12He wanted to win on FIFA.
10:13I was just like, excuse me.
10:15We could have just linked up on Xbox Live with this.
10:16Like, we didn't even need to come out today.
10:18I'm like asking him questions and stuff.
10:19I've got people to ask him.
10:21I'd do the same.
10:21Yeah, sound, sound, sound, sound.
10:23Expressions are suffering.
10:24Come on, mate.
10:24I'm like a sheet of A4.
10:25I'm doing better than you.
10:26Come on.
10:27Mate, you're letting us down here.
10:28Can't be taking my peep up.
10:30What is the story?
10:31Who asked for the photo?
10:33Who asked for the photo?
10:34Who is that?
10:35No one asked for a photo.
10:36Who is that?
10:36I can't see it from here.
10:38Wait, did you say who is that?
10:39I can't see.
10:39Wait, let me guess.
10:40Who is that?
10:41Can I get the fingers up?
10:42You can see it from here.
10:43I fully can.
10:45Kanye West.
10:46Wait, wait, wait.
10:46Let him guess.
10:47No, he's not Kanye West.
10:49Who is Kanye West?
10:50Who is Kanye West?
10:50Guess.
10:51So who is it then?
10:53Guess, bro.
10:55Who is it?
10:56Have you heard of somebody called Stormzy?
10:58That's Stormzy!
10:59I swear down that's not Stormzy, bro.
11:01Who is it?
11:01So who is it?
11:02No, I swear, bro, I recognize...
11:04I know what Stormzy looks like, that does not look like Stormzy.
11:06How does Stormzy look?
11:07Not like that.
11:08It's pretty self-explanatory, but give us context to this image.
11:10I want the story.
11:11That's trigonometry on your forehead, by the way.
11:13That's insane.
11:13I went to Turkey.
11:15They drew some numbers and whatever on my head, and they put me in the gown.
11:19They put this dizzy fluid in me.
11:21That's the aftermath of them telling me that they're sending me home from Turkey.
11:24What, with the drugs in your system?
11:26By the way, what's happening to that?
11:28Do you feel a bit of it or no?
11:30Feel a bit of what?
11:30Like them like...
11:31Yeah, mate.
11:32They inject you in the head like 50 times.
11:37Like a tattoo or something?
11:38They put a vibrator on my head, and it felt like...
11:41That seems...
11:41Nah.
11:43What do you need to do?
11:44I got a vibrator.
11:46And yeah, she whipped it out of her bag.
11:47It's like a bit of fish, but it was all right, okay?
11:49It was all right.
11:50Sterilized in there.
11:51Not even.
11:51And then they put up my head to distract me from the pain, and then they injected me.
11:551 to 10, how painful?
11:577.
11:58Yeah.
11:58I would say 6.
11:59You would say 6.
12:01On my pain level.
12:04I think that's high to be honest.
12:05All right, my boy.
12:06That's a picture of me in a weed farm in Canada.
12:08Blazer.
12:09Oh, you're in Canada, yeah?
12:10It's all in right blood.
12:11This is in British Columbia.
12:12It's legal to grow out there.
12:13Thank you, Mark.
12:13Yes, it's regulated by the government.
12:16So in this room, there's probably 200,000 Canadian dollars of marijuana being grown.
12:20It's like Breaking Bad.
12:22It's like a high-tech lab.
12:24It's on lockdown.
12:24It's got barbed wire around it.
12:25It's like Fort Knox.
12:26So the nitties can't get in.
12:28The nitties.
12:29The nitties.
12:30The nitties can't get in.
12:32The lower class.
12:33The lower class.
12:34I had sexual intercourse with the daughter of the owner.
12:39And in exchange for my excellent performance.
12:42She took me on a tour around the factory.
12:44Are you being serious?
12:45Yeah.
12:45Wow.
12:45I had sex with the daughter.
12:47Of the owner.
12:48Did you lie up to me?
12:48No, not his daughter.
12:49Yeah, so when you leave, they give you like a goodie bag to take with you.
12:53Which has like a few dubs, a bit of loose stuff.
12:56She got a free mansion.
12:57Smoked it with my dad.
12:59Was she fit?
12:59Yeah.
12:59Yeah.
13:00No, it's right.
13:01Yeah.
13:02Respect it.
13:02I had a picture.
13:03So we went in Glastonbury.
13:04I went to Glastonbury with H and we was with Stormzy.
13:07And it was like four in the morning.
13:10And we was having a very, very good laugh.
13:14And H said, let me get a picture of the two Michaels.
13:17And we got a picture, yeah.
13:18Great story.
13:19Shout out to my boy Stormzy, man.
13:21Great story.
13:22Sick guy.
13:22Very nice guy.
13:23He told me about you.
13:24I actually like Stormzy.
13:28Anyways, it is round three, boys.
13:30Dig in.
13:31Smell out.
13:32Tastes?
13:33Yep.
13:33Dig the fucking...
13:34Second one, one as spicy as the first.
13:36Go!
13:37By the way, boys, the next two, I wish you guys the best.
13:40All right, this is Lil's real deal.
13:42Curie Habanero.
13:43It has 48,000 Scoville units.
13:46What, this third one?
13:48Yeah, I've got the spice.
13:49I've got the spice.
13:49Come on up.
13:50Ah!
13:51Smash!
13:52Legend.
13:52Gangster.
13:53Gangster.
13:54Gangster.
13:55Gangster.
13:55I am a civilian.
13:56That was mild.
13:57He went first, and he's now suffering.
14:00We're about to get hit.
14:01It comes up.
14:02Yeah, Rufus?
14:03What is your most toxic trait?
14:05Mate, I'm the pickiest person of all time.
14:07I've got an extensive list in my phone of things that I don't like in girls, you know.
14:12I'm just so picky.
14:13I broke up with a girl once because she got angry about people walking slowly.
14:16I don't like when girls have a regional accent or long nails.
14:23What?
14:24Wow.
14:25Which regional accent is the most offensive?
14:26All of it.
14:27What?
14:28All of them that aren't mine, you know.
14:30Yeah.
14:31I've seen your sort.
14:32My most toxic trait is, um, it's actually a controversial one here because I'm with you and I don't like
14:38it when people eat next to me.
14:40Oh.
14:40Because I can hear the chewing and the swallowing and it makes me want to rip someone's eyes out.
14:48It's a weird, I don't know if it's like a little phobia I've got people eating next to me.
14:51He wants to kill someone because of that.
14:53Bro, he's going to kill us all then.
14:54Yeah, I'm just giving you a warning.
14:56More of a threat really.
14:57I'm a terrible replier.
14:58Like, I'm just shit at replying to people.
15:00Not even...
15:01Take another bite whilst you're talking to me.
15:03Oh.
15:03You want me to eat with my mouth before?
15:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:05Okay, he's safe.
15:08I'm trying to lies him.
15:09Um, yeah, I just like...
15:10Hurry up.
15:11I see your messages happening.
15:12Hurry up.
15:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:14I see your messages there.
15:15I'll go, yeah, I'll reply to that later.
15:16Boom.
15:16I've forgotten about it until four days later, which is not great for communicating to a gal.
15:19You do not try to gal.
15:22He's right.
15:23You don't try to gal.
15:24Aye, boys.
15:25Jakey.
15:26Yo.
15:26What is your biggest dick?
15:27What?
15:29What is your biggest dick?
15:30Fucking hell, what have I got?
15:31What is your biggest dick?
15:32My biggest dick?
15:33I struggle with over-the-top public affection.
15:37Interesting.
15:37What do you mean by that?
15:38So, I remember being about 17, me and my girlfriend have gone on a double date, right?
15:43This couple's opposite of us.
15:44That's not legal, by the way.
15:45They, like, sat on each other's...
15:46They, like, sat on each other's knees.
15:48Don't know how that works.
15:49She sat on top of his knee, and they're just necking off, like, in front, and me and
15:52Ellie are just sat there like that.
15:53Because yous had done that at that point.
15:55I just...
15:55No, like, obviously we do.
15:57You're just not in front of everyone.
15:58All right.
15:59What about you, Chase?
15:59You actually need to see it, really.
16:01My biggest dick.
16:02Biggest ick.
16:03Oh, if people are rude to people, like, staff and stuff like that.
16:06Oh, yeah, I don't like that.
16:08Ah, so now you just want to copy him?
16:09Yeah.
16:09Yes.
16:10I don't like people that name drop, like, oh, yeah, like, I was there with my friend
16:13H.
16:14Ah, I feel that.
16:15Yeah, I was with H. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:19Cool.
16:19Anyways, what is your worst first date experience?
16:22I've only been with me girlfriend.
16:25And how bad...
16:25Give us an experience that you had with your girlfriend that was bad.
16:28And keep it real.
16:28I was 16 and me Auntie Julie...
16:31Why is it always you're 16, 17, 2016?
16:34I peaked too young.
16:35She's like...
16:36I don't know.
16:37She's ideal age.
16:38She's when I like me life a little bit.
16:39So I went to Auntie Julie's open bar, you know, when it's just like anything.
16:44Went ham there, got home, absolutely paralytic.
16:47I threw up all over meself and Ellie and my mum have had to shower me.
16:51So I'm just there in the corner of the shower like that.
16:53They're all just showering me.
16:54And then I woke up the next morning and I'd shot myself and Ellie were in the bed.
16:59So I thought she'd left me.
17:00Genuine question.
17:00Does anyone know what he was talking about?
17:01Nah, I don't have a clue.
17:02I don't know what you said.
17:03That was just a bunch of waff.
17:04What was your worst first date experience?
17:06I went on a date with my girlfriend and nearly followed through.
17:11I had the pictures.
17:12Yup.
17:13Wow.
17:13So I went to the pictures.
17:14What's the pictures?
17:15Cinema.
17:16Cinema.
17:16Oh.
17:17PK.
17:17Yeah.
17:18What is your worst date experience?
17:20Any date that I've had to pay for really.
17:22It's just a bad experience.
17:23Hey!
17:24I shouldn't have to pay for.
17:26What about the one with the end of the puffer now?
17:29What?
17:30That one you were saying bro.
17:31Which one?
17:33Elaborate.
17:33I don't know what you're talking about.
17:34Nah, I don't even tell you bro.
17:35Sweet.
17:36Nah, if you don't talk about it.
17:38What is that?
17:40I boys...
17:40Can you put a finger up?
17:41No, apparently she can fly.
17:43She had a...
17:44She had a dick?
17:45My boy.
17:46It's on fire.
17:47Even like a tiger.
17:48Lloyd Banks fam.
17:49On fire.
17:51What is that?
17:52Me.
17:52That was really bad.
17:54This guy's like human Shazam.
17:55That wasn't bad.
17:55You just don't know that.
17:56He literally does every tune in the book.
17:57It's a toxic treat.
17:58Cheap, blud.
17:59I split up with a gal.
18:00Told her I went in jail.
18:01Switched off my phone.
18:02Because I didn't want to buy her a handbag.
18:05I never told you to tell her you can have a bite, bro.
18:06Good for her, I guess.
18:07Nah, I have to bro.
18:08Alright, my boy Rufus.
18:09What is your biggest dick?
18:10I don't like it when girls have like a unisex name.
18:14Yeah.
18:14You know what I mean?
18:15So you're calling them that in bed.
18:16Like Joe.
18:16Yeah, like Joe.
18:18Tony with a Y.
18:19Tony with a Y.
18:20You know what I mean?
18:23I hear it.
18:23I'm just trying to take Uncle Tony.
18:24Tony.
18:25What with a Y?
18:26With a Y.
18:27Alright, I'm just double checking.
18:28Go.
18:28It's a big stick.
18:29I don't like a...
18:30This is actually riffing off of his one.
18:33I don't like a girl...
18:33No, no, because you said that you've got a riff.
18:34What's riff mean?
18:36Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:40What's your biggest dick?
18:41Biggest dick is...
18:43Oh!
18:44You know what?
18:44Breakdancing.
18:45I don't like it.
18:47Yeah.
18:47And that's why I've seen it.
18:49I don't like when people get down and breakdance and start flipping on their head and shit.
18:53Because for once, no, it's all right.
18:56But when they start looking at the camera...
18:59And looking at you like really...
19:01It just looks cringy to me.
19:03I don't like it.
19:04And then as well, diversity, yeah, they're all right.
19:06I've seen it a million times.
19:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:09Be careful, you say it right now.
19:11I said they're lovely.
19:12No, no, no.
19:13They're hard.
19:13They're hard.
19:14But I'm saying...
19:15How would you know that?
19:17Trust me, I know they're hard.
19:19They're so good.
19:20They are so good.
19:22But I've seen what they do.
19:24I like that effort.
19:25You can't do what they do.
19:26I can't do what they do.
19:27You can hit it back for me.
19:28No, I can't.
19:29But I can try.
19:30I can.
19:31Can you?
19:31Yeah.
19:32Show us, man.
19:33It's my hidden talent.
19:33Show us, then.
19:34It's not for this video, so I wouldn't do it.
19:35What are you talking about, bro?
19:36It's actually my hidden talent.
19:37You can do it.
19:38You can do that, bro.
19:39Run it, run it.
19:40Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
19:40Yeah, yeah, run it.
19:41All right, what is your big stick?
19:44People don't do backflips.
19:47All right, because you said that you're going to get enough.
19:50What's your big stick?
19:51Feet, don't like feet, blab.
19:52I love feet.
19:53Nah, I don't like feet.
19:53Nah, I love a girl with my feet.
19:56I love a girl with my nose.
19:58Nah, I don't like feet.
19:58French tips.
19:59I was dating one girl, so bit like, she was like seven foot tall, bro.
20:02She's like a Statue of Liberty fan.
20:04You know them way there.
20:05And I remember one time she made a mistake.
20:06She put her foot right in front of my face.
20:08You know, like when all the room goes dark?
20:09Yeah.
20:10It was like a frying pan fan.
20:11I'm sorry.
20:13She wanted me to massage her foot, like.
20:16Frying pan.
20:17You know what's the best?
20:18Get her, get her, get her to his feet.
20:21Vaseline.
20:22All right.
20:23Suck a dog.
20:24What?
20:25What?
20:25No, no, no.
20:26Funeral for me.
20:27I'm not on any of that, bro.
20:31You guys ready for round four?
20:33No, no, no, no.
20:33Not really, mate.
20:34Three, two, one, go.
20:37Big bite.
20:38Big bite.
20:38Big bite.
20:38Let's go, boys.
20:39Let's go.
20:40Gangster.
20:40Gangster.
20:41I've seen a clip of Shaq crying eating this.
20:43What, Shaquille O'Neal, blud?
20:45Yeah.
20:45What, that big?
20:46He was crying.
20:47Come on, bro.
20:48Just to put it into perspective here.
20:49We're like a third of the size.
20:50The last one he had was 48,000 Scoville units.
20:53Yeah.
20:53This one is 135,000.
20:55Nah, bro.
20:55Nah, nah, nah, nah.
20:56These man, these man have been fine.
20:58Like, legit, that one was hot, blud.
21:0048,000.
21:01Oh, my God.
21:02The last one he had, 48,000 Scoville units.
21:04This is 135.
21:05Little jump.
21:06I'm going to ask Jakey the question first.
21:08Oh, my God.
21:09What is one piece of content you regret featuring in?
21:14Take your time, Jakey.
21:15Any Teddy's video?
21:16No, you have to give a proper answer.
21:18Uh, I did a TikTok where I shook my ass,
21:20and I didn't like it afterwards.
21:21All right, Teddy.
21:22Get up.
21:23This, this, Jamie.
21:24No, no.
21:24What is one piece of content you regret featuring in?
21:26Can't do this.
21:27Ooh.
21:28Well, I can't feature it.
21:29Talk to me.
21:30Talk to me.
21:31Go, go, go.
21:32Big bite.
21:33No, proper bite.
21:34Everyone took a bite.
21:34Why are you watching over me like the Lord?
21:36Because everyone's watching bites.
21:37Everyone's not watching your bite.
21:38Yeah, yeah.
21:40I feel it.
21:40Gangster.
21:41Gangster.
21:42This is called the bomb beyond insanity hot sauce.
21:45Wowee, is what I'm saying.
21:47Rufus.
21:47For that, Max.
21:48What is one piece of content you regret featuring in?
21:50Oh, I did a TikTok once where I filmed myself
21:53deep-throating a fruit pastels ice lollies
21:55to see what color I could get to.
21:56Ugh.
21:57I really regret that.
21:57Wow.
21:58Oh.
21:59What about you?
21:59You know them, uh, try not to cringe ones?
22:01It's like every Jack Joseph video.
22:02Yeah.
22:03Oh, you're starting a few of them.
22:04I hate one.
22:05Do you know what I mean?
22:05Oh, my God.
22:06My boy.
22:07Kieran.
22:07First of all, that's not money.
22:09I might need some milk on this one still.
22:11Ugh.
22:12Where's one piece of content you regret?
22:13I could flip that.
22:14Ugh.
22:15Eat it.
22:15One piece of content I regret making.
22:19Shit.
22:20Don't touch your eye.
22:21Don't touch your eye.
22:21Shut up.
22:23It's okay.
22:26Oh, God.
22:26Oh, God.
22:27Say something.
22:29You're making it worse for him.
22:30He's got-
22:30He's got-
22:31Oh, God.
22:32Hey!
22:33Hurry up!
22:36Say something.
22:37I don't-
22:37I don't have any content I regret.
22:38It's all glass.
22:40It's one piece of content.
22:40Bro, I'm the most shameless man on YouTube.
22:41I ain't got no regrets, blood.
22:43Less of that.
22:43If I had to choose, um, maybe that Channel 14 when the kids were cooking me, blood, because
22:49I had my hands tied behind my back and I couldn't respond.
22:51Boys, it says for me to get to the second question, you have to take one more fight.
22:55Hurry up.
22:55You have to take one more fight.
22:56I'm not doing anything.
22:56No, impossible.
22:58When I was eight, I did a video on YouTube singing Justin Bieber, baby.
23:03You're lying.
23:03You know what I did.
23:04Give us a cover.
23:05Baby, baby, baby.
23:08I need ice cream.
23:09What is one piece of content you regret featuring in?
23:12Inside!
23:13Why?
23:14Because I hate everyone on there.
23:16Okay.
23:17Jakey, back to you.
23:18Which UK content creator wouldn't-
23:20Ice cream!
23:20Ice cream!
23:21Which UK content creator wouldn't you collab with and why?
23:24Um, Deji, smells.
23:26Oh, wow.
23:27Okay.
23:28That's good.
23:29I can't hear him.
23:30Speak.
23:31Um, Bonnie Blue.
23:34Not ideal.
23:34Bonnie Blue.
23:35I feel like our content don't really align.
23:37She's great.
23:38It's really?
23:39Yeah.
23:40First experience, first time experience.
23:41Shut up.
23:42What UK content creator?
23:43My feet are tingling.
23:46Tez?
23:46Lily Phillips, the same.
23:48P.K.
23:48Nigel Farage, the same.
23:49It's so bad.
23:51I don't know.
23:51Just get a name of someone.
23:53Do you see it?
23:56Hey, guys.
23:56Ready for round five?
23:58Can you fall off it?
24:00Can I fall off it?
24:01Let's just get through this, boys.
24:02I promise you I'm not too tired.
24:03Everyone, I genuinely can't.
24:04This is called a karma-fucking-hot-yellow moriga hot sauce.
24:09I'm gonna do milk.
24:09Now, let's start off with you.
24:11Mm-hmm.
24:12Has everyone took a bite?
24:13Yeah, I had a bite.
24:14Come on.
24:14I'll make you hurry up, guys.
24:15I have to get through it.
24:16Otherwise, it's never gonna get done.
24:17Hurry up.
24:19Hurry up, Max.
24:19I'm in!
24:21You see me?
24:21Just to put it into perspective, the last one was 135,000 global units.
24:26This is 670,000.
24:27Oh, my God.
24:28Max, hurry up, blood.
24:30Okay.
24:30Nah, nah, you're taking a piss.
24:31Hurry up, guys.
24:32Stop waffling.
24:32Read me the fucking question.
24:34I'm a bad boy.
24:35You're a bad boy.
24:36Yeah?
24:37You're a pussy.
24:38Take a bigger bite, you bitch.
24:39Your mum's a bitch.
24:42Woo!
24:44Yeah?
24:45Taze.
24:45Last one and then we can start.
24:47So it's up to Taze, guys, if you want to start.
24:49Taze, I want to go home.
24:52No, that was fake.
24:53No, that was fake.
24:54No, you actually have to.
24:54I can't.
24:54I'm gonna die.
24:55I'm doing tears from my fucking collapse, bro.
24:57I'm in a bad mood, bro.
24:58Okay, just lick it.
24:59Lick it.
24:59Give it a little lick and just a little bite.
25:02Proper.
25:03Proper.
25:03We didn't do it.
25:04You didn't do it.
25:05People saying you didn't do it.
25:06Fuck off, dude.
25:07Taze, do it!
25:09No!
25:10Do it!
25:11Gangstar.
25:11Oh!
25:12You did.
25:13Ah!
25:15All right.
25:15Who is the most famous contact in your phone?
25:18And if so, call them.
25:19I don't have my phone on me.
25:21Fuck, I can't wait for that.
25:22Who's the most famous?
25:23Lock in.
25:23Big star.
25:24It's big star.
25:25Big star?
25:26It's big star.
25:27All right, Carl.
25:28Chris, you bet Julia.
25:29Call him.
25:29I can't.
25:30Why?
25:30I got his number.
25:32Right, how's that work?
25:35Oh my God.
25:36And call them.
25:36I'm not going to.
25:37Lando Norris, probably.
25:38He won the Formula One World Champions.
25:41That's sick.
25:41Call him.
25:42Call him.
25:43Call him.
25:44Call him.
25:44Call him.
25:45Call him.
25:45Call him.
25:46Call him.
25:47He should goļæ½ļæ½, he got him, wait, playing.
25:49He doesn't know.
25:49Johnny Bellew, does everyone know him?
25:51Yeah.
25:51Bellew.
25:52Johnny Bellew.
25:53Boxer.
25:54World Champion, we talkin' about.
25:55You don't know Bellew, anyone know Bellew?
25:57Yeah, yeah.
25:58Nah.
25:58I like cricket.
26:01Jakey, who is the most famous contact in your phone?
26:04Either Jinj or Luke the Nuke.
26:06Taze?
26:06Wayne Rooney or KSI?
26:08PK?
26:09Celine Dion.
26:12Celine Dion.
26:14Celine Dion.
26:14No, you don't.
26:15So I call her now?
26:16You want to call her now?
26:17Oh, Celine Dion the model.
26:19The Simba.
26:20Yeah, the Simba.
26:22Alright, can I call her now?
26:23Can someone get my phone?
26:25Hey, I'm shivering.
26:26How do you have Celine Dion?
26:30Ahh!
26:31Yeah, what are you saying, man?
26:33Lando.
26:34Yeah, sorry to call you kind of randomly.
26:38Um...
26:40Is that actually Lando Norris?
26:42That might be Norris Lando.
26:45Yo, Lando.
26:46Yo, Max is speaking.
26:47Yo, sorry, I'm with Max Kadar.
26:48Max is snapping.
26:49Hello, Lando Norris.
26:50How you doing?
26:52Yeah, that's okay.
26:55Yeah, that's okay.
26:56We're just trying to find PK's phone and then we'll start.
26:58Oh, I got my phone here.
27:00Oh, he's dead.
27:01Alright, cool.
27:02My phone is dead.
27:03Fuck!
27:04Alright, Jakey.
27:06Jakey.
27:06Yeah.
27:07Show us your Explore page on Instagram.
27:08Hand your phone here.
27:12Hand your phone here.
27:16Alright, that is interesting.
27:18Taze, give me your phone.
27:23Taze, a bunch of watches.
27:27What have you been searching up?
27:28I love watches.
27:29Bye, babes.
27:31Heather Bolin.
27:32Tyreek Hyde.
27:33Max Kadar.
27:34You fucking weirdo.
27:35Oh, show us your Explore page.
27:37Oh, shit.
27:39I don't even know what it is.
27:40No one else, by the way.
27:41No one.
27:42Wet in blood.
27:43Okay.
27:44It's not that bad.
27:46Actually.
27:47So, it's just a bunch of testicles.
27:48Why did I do that?
27:50Why did I do that?
27:51Why did I do that?
27:52Testicles and muscles.
27:52Why the fuck did I do that?
27:54Muscles to the gym?
27:55You searched up Italian batch, Ellen DeGeneres.
28:00Just take your phone back, man.
28:02It's not even that bad.
28:03Bare cars and sports and shit.
28:05Alright, what did you search up?
28:06Touch my nose.
28:07So, here's just a bunch of cars.
28:08Yeah, yeah, not gonna lie.
28:09Is anyone else's ears hurting?
28:12No, no, it's my ankles.
28:13My bell ends on fire.
28:14What?
28:14My ankles.
28:15You shouldn't have put it down, don't you?
28:16I know.
28:17Expression.
28:18Come on up, my boy.
28:20Expression.
28:22Okay, we're back.
28:22We're back.
28:23What do you want to see from my phone?
28:24Explore page on Instagram.
28:25I think he might be on a call to someone,
28:27because he's got a bunch of hair transplants.
28:29One here, one here, one here, and one here.
28:32Oh, what, you've been goofing in here, yeah?
28:34Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me.
28:34You've been an influencer.
28:35Is that what comes up on your phone, please?
28:37Explore page.
28:38Start one, then.
28:39All right, boys.
28:40My throat is burning.
28:41It's been your boy, Max Cadet, and it's been...
28:43Rufus Rice.
28:44Cole Anderson James.
28:45Near an FNG.
28:46Expression!
28:47Jake.
28:49It is.
28:50And a pleasure.
28:50And that was Hot Ones.
28:52With five.
28:54Woo!
28:55Woo!
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