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00:00Let's do it. If anyone walks up here with a plate of salmon and eggs, by the way, it was
00:04my room service that never came, so I told them to come here.
00:07Fine, that's fine, that's fine.
00:09I've been waiting for room service that never came, so I had to leave a note at the door like,
00:12please bring it here.
00:13Can we grab you to sign these?
00:15You can, yes, yes, no worries, no worries.
00:17It's a busy day.
00:18Yes, I'm on top.
00:19We're at the Grove, I'm signing boots, trying not to mess it up, there we go.
00:23Thank you very much.
00:24And now I'm doing a green screen, I believe. Is it in here?
00:27Yeah, thank you.
00:30Exciting times. Everyone's name, so no one forgets who they are.
00:34Happy day.
00:40Hello.
00:41Hello.
00:42We'll stop with you for the one side.
00:44Huh?
00:44What do they have you doing outside?
00:46Just a load of crap.
00:47Oh, yeah.
00:47Yes.
00:49Just a load of crap.
00:50Good load of crap.
00:51Touch challenge.
00:52Is that mine?
00:53Yeah, it's nuts, isn't it?
00:55It's sick.
00:58Yeah.
00:59I'm an idiot, by the way. I genuinely thought, like, that we had a live stream at this day.
01:03I was like, oh, Charlie's there.
01:06That's so bad.
01:06Charlie's only there.
01:07I was like, what?
01:08How are you doing?
01:13How are you doing?
01:14How are you doing?
01:14How are you doing?
01:14Yeah, good, man.
01:15Did you sleep here?
01:16No, no, no, no.
01:17I just came early in the morning.
01:20Yeah.
01:21I was going to sleep last night, and then I was like home, and I was like, nah.
01:23Good, good, good.
01:25Content day.
01:26Content day.
01:26Content day.
01:27Every day, content day.
01:28Every day.
01:29How are you doing?
01:30Big day?
01:31Big day.
01:32Today's a bit of fun.
01:34Enjoy.
01:35Just enjoying it.
01:37Content throughout.
01:39And then tomorrow's when it gets serious.
01:41Tomorrow I break Vic's legs.
01:44Signing your life away, Breezy.
01:46I'm adding your card to the account.
01:49I'm having a fucking wild night.
01:51She's got a wild night.
01:52She's not going to last very long on my account.
01:55Might be able to get a sparkling water.
01:57Maybe a sandwich.
02:01I woke up.
02:05I had a tea.
02:09I come down here.
02:11I did everything I was required to do.
02:14Now, I'm sitting here looking at my big pasty white legs that are ready for action.
02:20I'm just watching people roll in and out here at this point.
02:23Uh, no.
02:24Here for the vibes.
02:25You've got to understand, bro.
02:27Exist in this life.
02:29Can I exist, man?
02:30It's not ready.
02:31It's not ready.
02:32It's not ready.
02:33It's not ready.
02:34Shit.
02:34Shit.
02:35All of them.
02:36How?
02:37All the rooms were mostly from last night.
02:39And they had to put all your stuff in the room, so it must be it.
02:41They're lying.
02:43I've just been even lying.
02:44Should I fucking...
02:45Should I go fucking...
02:45They're lying.
02:46I'm going to unleash the fucking beast.
02:48You know why?
02:48It's because you put it on my car.
02:49That's the problem.
02:50It's not spitting on them.
02:51Oh, wow.
02:52Nice kit, by the way.
02:53Come on.
02:53You know I look good in red.
02:54Winning shit, bro.
02:55You're only fucking mad.
02:57You ready to do 95 mins, bro?
02:59I'll do 120.
03:00In fact, I'll play Saturday and Sunday.
03:03How about that?
03:04If you don't mind.
03:05Yeah, don't.
03:06I'll do it again.
03:07Fuck it.
03:08Right, okay.
03:09We'll do a podcast there.
03:10It's fine.
03:11We can do a podcast in here.
03:13We can do...
03:14We can do...
03:15Huh?
03:15Yeah.
03:16Yeah, you gotta say a little something for the pod.
03:18You can do it, bro.
03:19Yeah.
03:20Oh!
03:21That's podcast.
03:22Where did you get there, bro?
03:23What, me?
03:24I've been up there for a minute.
03:26Nice, bro.
03:27How are you doing?
03:28Come on, man.
03:29I'm good, man.
03:29How are you?
03:30Yeah, good, bro.
03:30Checking the mirrors?
03:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:32That's what we care about.
03:34How are you feeling about tomorrow?
03:36You know, I'm supporting both teams.
03:37So I can't lose.
03:38Yeah.
03:39Good idea.
03:39I love that.
03:40I love that.
03:41Look who it is.
03:42My bench will not throw it.
03:45Bro, leave me alone.
03:47I'm raising the kit already.
03:49Bro, what are you talking about?
03:51Honestly, grow up.
03:52Leave me alone.
03:53Like, grow up, bro.
03:53Get the fuck out of here, bro.
03:55I'm ready, bro.
03:56I'm ready.
03:57I've been training.
03:58Yeah?
03:59I've been at it.
04:00You know what I mean?
04:01Yeah.
04:01Look who it is.
04:03Look who it is.
04:04Look who it is.
04:06Look who it is.
04:07Mr. I think I'm so cool.
04:08It's so pretty.
04:09I can do whatever I want.
04:13Anyone say you got a feminine jaw on?
04:16Yes.
04:17I see you got your hair cut back.
04:19Yeah, I did.
04:20Yeah.
04:20It looks nice.
04:22You inspired it.
04:24I know.
04:26You ready?
04:27That's the only time we're going to be friends, okay?
04:29Only time.
04:30This is it.
04:31I'm not even practicing.
04:33You might get, you might, you might want to watch out at practice.
04:37Oh.
04:39What's that smell in my hands?
04:41What is that?
04:42Oh, God.
04:43Oh, God.
04:44What are you drinking?
04:45What are you drinking?
04:46Yeah.
04:48Yeah.
04:52That's not funny.
04:54See, we stopped being friends two seconds ago.
04:58Dude, you're a square-ass backpack.
05:00That's not funny.
05:01How the f-
05:02Did you get that off of Roblox?
05:03That's off of Ramo, actually.
05:05Oh, my God.
05:06You have one out of ten.
05:07One out of ten.
05:08One out of ten.
05:08Look, I got this one going.
05:09I don't care.
05:10I don't care.
05:10Went out of a zillion.
05:11I still paid that price.
05:13I know you did.
05:14And you paid for it.
05:15You sent it to me.
05:16Tell Ramoas.
05:17You suck.
05:20I just sweep.
05:21Hey, what's the last answer?
05:23Whole weekend.
05:24Six.
05:24I told you.
05:26I told you.
05:26It was a-
05:27Did you strike yesterday?
05:28All right.
05:29Can you strike yesterday?
05:30I'll go back.
05:32I'll go back.
05:32You're back, man.
05:33Very good.
05:34Happy starting.
05:35I'll have your pleasure, mate.
05:36No, Harry.
05:37Okay.
05:38Every time someone once in the match,
05:40my heart might fight a little bit.
05:41I'd feel this little flick.
05:42Okay.
05:43And yesterday I watched last year's three.
05:45I was like, actually, everyone's just having a really good time.
05:47It's not serious.
05:48I'll tell you, that's the vibe.
05:49As long as you have a good time.
05:50And you've already done the hard work.
05:52You can try and stress it, it's not worth it.
05:54And I think talking to you as well, and Simon was saying,
05:57everyone's mouth went really dry or something like that.
05:59It's really weird.
06:00It's adrenaline.
06:01Your brain, what's it do?
06:02It's like a fight on flight mode,
06:03and your brain makes a mouth feel good.
06:04It was hard.
06:06He advised, having done this, like, many times.
06:09Now, like, I'm...
06:10The Wembley last year was like a step up.
06:13Even this year, what are your times?
06:14Do you know what, because I'm DJing, too?
06:16Like, it's the ball.
06:17I'm stressed about that.
06:18What, more?
06:19Yeah, yeah.
06:20I'm like, that's DJing to, like, 70,000 people.
06:22Yeah, but they're not, like,
06:24proactively, like, listening.
06:26They're, like, subliminal.
06:27But I've got to do it, like, perfectly.
06:29Sure, sure, sure.
06:30You're that last one.
06:31That big dog.
06:32Yes, bro, how's it going?
06:33You all right?
06:33Something.
06:35How are your feelings?
06:36Good afternoon.
06:37Feeling hella nervous.
06:40I'm enjoying the ratio of all stars to Sidemen FC in this hotel.
06:44At the moment.
06:45We actually came on time then.
06:47So, me and Alfred are holding the shit now?
06:48That's because we take this seriously.
06:51Same game to us.
06:52There's no Sidemen FC.
06:53Chris ain't coming for two hours.
06:54What?
06:54Main character syndrome.
06:55I know.
06:56What a douche.
06:57All right, what's that?
06:58Lunch?
06:58Go on, have lunch, fellas.
06:59Is it too soon for lunch?
07:00No.
07:01What time is it?
07:02Nine, eight, seven.
07:04Yeah, yeah.
07:0511.07.
07:06It is a bit early for lunch, isn't it?
07:07Oh, sure, it's signing.
07:09It is.
07:10Sure, it's signing.
07:14Right.
07:15I've got the easiest signature in the game, by the way.
07:18Two words.
07:19Bye.
07:20Three tilt.
07:22Is he intimidating, Danny?
07:24He is.
07:24He's got quite a big frame, you know.
07:26Yeah, he does.
07:26But you can't do anything with it, I hope.
07:29What position has he played?
07:30I think he might be at centre-back, you know.
07:32Are you two going to be going toe-to-toe?
07:33Mate, if he's at centre-back, I'm scoring three goals.
07:36I'll tell you that, mate.
07:37All muscle, no skill.
07:39Hopefully.
07:42Nothing, nothing.
07:44All muscle, no skill, is it?
07:45What?
07:46What?
07:46Oh, there you go.
07:47Why would you say that about yourself, man?
07:49I'm going to suplex him.
07:50Logan Paul's not here.
07:51I'm going to fucking do it.
07:53Yeah, enjoy your wash photo shoot, you fucking love it.
08:01How are you feeling?
08:04So many people, man.
08:05It's a lot of people.
08:06A lot of cameras.
08:07Yeah.
08:08A lot going on.
08:08I mean, that kind of was the aim this year of, like...
08:12The hope that more people...
08:14Hello, mate.
08:14Hello, hello.
08:16Ah.
08:17See that?
08:17I thought you were doing a bit.
08:18I didn't want to...
08:18No.
08:24That aim was kind of inviting more people that are going to vlog,
08:27and, you know, stream and stuff like that.
08:30So, we kind of wanted more cameras.
08:33It's just when they're there, it's a lot.
08:35Yeah, of course.
08:4010, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
08:50The jersey size is so...
08:52You.
08:53Um, larger.
08:54Can we ask you what size you want?
08:55Yes.
08:56So, someone on my team said I was a 2XL.
08:58Yes.
09:00He's a little big on him.
09:01Oh, he's lost weight.
09:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:03Oh, okay.
09:04Yeah, he's not underweight.
09:05He want to go down.
09:07Oh, yeah.
09:07No, no.
09:10Like a medium.
09:11Smooth medium.
09:13I feel like that's the best bet here.
09:15We ready.
09:17Hey!
09:18Hey!
09:19Whoa, whoa, right there.
09:20What?
09:21Oh, man.
09:21How you feel, bro?
09:22Shit, you know.
09:24Good.
09:24How many goals you scored?
09:263-4.
09:28Hey, hey.
09:29You posted all that training, bro.
09:31I know.
09:31You better fucking score.
09:32I know, I know.
09:32He didn't ask.
09:33It's no pressure.
09:34I mean, you know.
09:35But Skech is in the goalie.
09:36Exactly.
09:37And he's not bad.
09:38He texted me this morning.
09:39He said, you're going to the hospital for some reason.
09:41So, I don't really know what to do.
09:43Oh, yeah.
09:44That's my team, though.
09:45Yeah, that's my fucking team, man.
09:47Damn.
09:48Wait.
09:48Why are their team kind of good, though?
09:50Stretched up on us again, bro.
09:52You didn't draft me, fucker.
09:53You didn't draft me.
09:54You didn't need to draft you guys, bro.
09:56I can't lie to you.
09:57Bro, last year I was ass.
09:59This year I'm not bad, man.
10:01I'm ready.
10:02I've been training.
10:03Bro, you did a bad match.
10:04Three.
10:05Three?
10:06I saw you.
10:07You was looking nice.
10:08Holy.
10:09You was looking nice.
10:10And you might be in trouble.
10:11I feel good, bro.
10:12You might be.
10:12If I'm up against you, then I'm not.
10:14What?
10:16Remember you said that.
10:17Yeah.
10:17I've been running, bro.
10:19I'm going to save one skill for you.
10:20One skill.
10:21Just one.
10:22I'm going to do it on you, free time.
10:24What are you playing?
10:25Wing.
10:25Wherever you need me, bro.
10:26Wherever you need me to play, I'll be there.
10:28Wherever this punk ass is.
10:30Actually, no, I don't want to be on the bench.
10:31I'm not on the bench.
10:32I'm starting.
10:33You think you're starting?
10:34They compare me to Harry McGuire, bro.
10:36Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
10:37How'd I tell you, bro?
10:38And Bruno Fernandes.
10:39Sorry, bro.
10:40But that's not a good comparison.
10:41No, I'm like a Bruno Fernandes.
10:42Nah, it's better now.
10:43I guess it's better now.
10:44I'm like Bruno Fernandes.
10:45You said Bruno Fernandes?
10:46Yeah.
10:47Don't ever disrespect the coach.
10:47Yeah, that's crazy.
10:49Don't ever disrespect the coach.
10:50Bro, check out my mobility.
10:52I'm moving now.
10:53Last year, last year, I'm assed.
10:56I was getting shoved on the ground, bro.
10:57This year, this year, it's over.
10:59What do you think you're doing?
11:00You just tried to cross me over.
11:02I'm straight off a fight, bro.
11:04Oh, God, yeah.
11:06Oh, yeah.
11:07So you jet like your tire.
11:08Yeah, it's over.
11:08And you're wasting your energy.
11:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:10I have infinite energy.
11:14I had trouble.
11:15I saw you try to do the 6M.
11:16He was whack, bro.
11:17Run, B.
11:19Run.
11:19That's embarrassing.
11:21Run.
11:21That is embarrassing.
11:22I think it's more easy to go for fish
11:25because I don't want to get money.
11:26Just in case.
11:27Just in case, but...
11:28Fuck it.
11:29What's the worst going to happen?
11:30Cut to me.
11:31The iPhone footage would be on the floor, like,
11:34peeled over.
11:35No, I trust the Grove.
11:36I think they've got good food standards.
11:40You can see it.
11:40Don't ask what I'm doing.
11:42What's up, motherfucker?
11:43How are we feeling?
11:44Just brilliant.
11:45Loving life.
11:46Hell yeah.
11:48I'll be honest, that was all a lie.
11:49Yeah.
11:49Yeah.
11:51I've been on a flight for the last 30 years.
11:54You're tired.
11:56Curly night for you tonight?
11:58Well done.
11:59I can doubt it, mate.
12:01They get it.
12:01High five.
12:04Surreal, really.
12:05Even just being here's a bit mad.
12:07But, yeah.
12:08It's all right.
12:08I'm real.
12:09It's all right.
12:10Yeah.
12:10To see Strutley come down to the third place finalist,
12:13come up live in the flesh is unbelievable.
12:17But, yeah.
12:18It's going to be a bad experience.
12:20Just hoping to get on scholarship.
12:22That's the end.
12:29What would you recommend, mate?
12:31Huh?
12:31I recommend you try it all.
12:34A little bit of everything.
12:35I'm looking up to you on my team, mate.
12:37Oh, my God.
12:37Come on, mate.
12:38Get some, get some protein, mate.
12:40Protein, yeah?
12:40Get some fish, get some meat.
12:42Go ahead, go ahead.
12:42I'm going to take this as well, some carp.
12:44Cool, cool.
12:45I'll go for it.
12:46It's that the only people who are going to take penalties
12:48is people who are at the school, so...
12:50Man, bro, you think you deserve it?
12:52I don't want to.
12:53No, come on, man.
12:55It's a moment.
12:55It's a moment.
12:56Win or lose, bro.
13:00You're a bitch.
13:02You're a bitch.
13:02I don't think I do anything.
13:03It doesn't matter.
13:05This isn't, like, pro football.
13:06They're not going to set it on this anymore.
13:08Dude, you never come off and go, like...
13:10Yeah, yeah.
13:10It doesn't matter.
13:12Do you guys want to start at subs?
13:13Yeah, yeah.
13:14Why is it so much better?
13:16Alright.
13:16Because you don't walk out.
13:17You don't do the shake of the hands.
13:19Just go to the bench.
13:21One time I started.
13:22It was unreal.
13:23But I just want to...
13:24Yeah, play somewhere invisible.
13:25Just get, like, into the game.
13:27Yeah.
13:27That's why I don't want to be offline.
13:28Like, after 10 minutes, everyone's dead.
13:31So you come on, and you're playing against people that aren't running.
13:34That's true.
13:34That's true.
13:34That's why you want to come off the bat.
13:36And you get an announcement.
13:38No one actually gets their names set.
13:40Yeah, if you start, your name's not crewed out.
13:42Although, you get subbed off.
13:43You get subbed off again.
13:44It's fine.
13:44Standing there on the pitch is like...
13:46No, it's great.
13:47It's great.
13:48But I just don't want to be in that situation.
13:50Yeah.
13:50And I've always been sidemen team, so there's always seven fucking sidemen.
13:53So it was always hard.
13:53So I've only had starting once.
13:55What do you think of the whole split?
13:56You think it's good or what?
13:57I think it's good.
13:57It's good just for, like...
13:59It'll be interesting to see how they go against each other.
14:02Like, I was thinking before.
14:03It's like, oh, it's one thing that's like, oh, who's going to win?
14:05But more so, like, how does Ethan approach Vic on a pitch?
14:09So it'll be, like, really interesting to see how that works.
14:11And also, it's just more bad for each team to win.
14:14You know, there's that history of, like, it's like 4-3, I think it is?
14:17Yeah, 4-2.
14:184-2.
14:19To who?
14:20Sidemen.
14:21I think it's like...
14:22Otherwise, there's no different dynamic about this one.
14:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:25Otherwise, it'd be all the same.
14:26I think they can't...
14:28Obviously, they could put this on anyway as a charity and stuff,
14:30but it would never be as, like, interesting or intriguing
14:31unless they have, like, some way to switch it up.
14:35These IRL streamers.
14:37Game stop, mate.
14:38Yeah, they weren't supposed to start until they're out the pitch,
14:40but later he's just started going live.
14:42Like, already, he's just walking the pitch.
14:43Like, everyone's supposed to arrive.
14:44I'm not live yet.
14:50I'm saying hello to the camera,
14:51but I'm also saying hello to this handsome man who you can't see.
14:54My in-line got lost on the post for quite a long time.
14:58So I've had five days to organise a shenanigan.
15:03If it isn't going to work, we shall see.
15:05We're off to the pitch.
15:08I got gifted these on the Sidemen vs Harlan shoot,
15:12and we're off to the training pitch.
15:14I've got the boys from Circular down here
15:17going to gift everyone some new shades.
15:19I hope they like them.
15:20It's not the sunniest of days,
15:23but, yeah, we're going to do a little bit of gifting.
15:27There is just, like, the logistics of just...
15:29There's, like, what, how many players?
15:3230 more.
15:346, 17...
15:35You've got 34 players,
15:37then, like, 50 staff,
15:40all trying to coordinate themselves.
15:43I think the pitches are down this way somewhere.
15:46It's changed slightly from the last time we were here.
15:48Yeah?
15:49Is this where the running thing was
15:51and the pitches are this way, or...?
15:53Was this a forest? I don't...
15:57It's a big place.
15:58We're going through the forest.
15:59Yeah, this is...
16:00So, I remembered how I got there last year
16:02by going wrong and cutting through the forest.
16:04So, we're doing it again.
16:05Oh, for fuck's sake.
16:09To your right.
16:10We'll go, we'll go around.
16:12Don't fancy the...
16:14Is that the way? I guess so.
16:16A little bit of extra movement.
16:18Now, that, look, this looks more like it.
16:21I was going to say, like,
16:22how do you pull up to charity match training day?
16:25You just fight through the nettles and bushes to get there.
16:28This seems more proper.
16:30Look at these guys.
16:31Ethan and Toby, they're the ones with passion.
16:34Here, right on time.
16:36Hello, Lewis!
16:37Get to the back of the queue, mate.
16:39I thought you...
16:39No, no, but we're boys,
16:40so you're going to let the queue jump.
16:41You'll be here for 30 minutes, Gra.
16:43Really?
16:43It's, uh...
16:44No, 10 minutes, maybe.
16:45Bug's been here for an hour.
16:46Yeah.
16:47Started to stretch my legs a little bit.
16:48I was doing some warm-ups in the hotel room.
16:51Making sure I'm all limber.
16:53Feeling all right.
16:54Achilles is holding up.
16:56Can't complain.
16:57What's happening right now, Johnny,
16:58is a bunch of fun fucking shit.
17:01We've got players coming through this tunnel,
17:02getting boots fitted by Adidas.
17:04We've got branded segments happening over there.
17:05We've got sidecarts happening here,
17:07which is very exciting.
17:08And players are slowly coming out to have fun.
17:10We've got Nick Omolana right here.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:12This guy's, like, like,
17:13the 10th biggest YouTuber in the UK or something.
17:15So, number one,
17:17don't talk to me like you know me.
17:19Why are you beefing this one?
17:20This guy's been on smoke today, bro.
17:22He's fighting everyone.
17:23Met this guy today.
17:24I worked for him, like, three years ago.
17:26Yeah?
17:27Yeah.
17:27You did a video with a...
17:28Who was it?
17:29Who was I a runner for?
17:30I was on a runner with...
17:31Who was it?
17:32You came on a video when...
17:34It was me, AJ.
17:36Sorry, sorry, bro.
17:36Sorry.
17:37Oh, wow.
17:39See this...
17:41Sure.
17:42What happened this time?
17:43The video...
17:44The player from the club...
17:45Is that the same box?
17:47Yeah.
17:47We should've...
17:47We've got one more time here, haven't we?
17:49We're gonna run.
17:50We're napping in here.
17:51Is that alright?
17:52We've got an auto already.
17:54Am I keeping these on?
17:54Uh, yeah.
17:55So we can see it.
17:56Just...
17:56Pack a player from your club.
17:58Pack a player from your team,
17:59and you can keep the pack.
18:01It's Dallas Mavericks.
18:02I've got it.
18:03Dallas Mavericks.
18:05Oh, nice.
18:06Third ball.
18:14Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
18:31ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:36And this is trading day.
18:38Fucking hell.
18:39There's balls flying all over the gaff.
18:40This is quite exciting.
18:43Everybody's fucking good vibes and excited to just fuck around for two hours and make a shit tonne of content.
18:48I was trying to predict the hours of content that's going to come out of these next two hours.
18:52I feel like it's a thousand.
18:54When you've got this amount of people all recording the whole time,
18:56you've got people streaming it, clips going out of that.
18:59Like, this is the biggest creators on the planet all just having fun for two hours.
19:02Wagwan.
19:03What's going on?
19:04What's going on?
19:05I'm about to manage and coach this team.
19:09How I'm going to do that, I don't know yet.
19:11But I always figure it out.
19:12That's my motto.
19:14Big up.
19:16From the sides van, which I also love to eat.
19:20Promo.
19:21I scored too many goals for the trade match and they kicked me out.
19:24Is that a possibility?
19:26Some people are excited to see you play.
19:29They think you've got the techers.
19:30Other people are saying that you're going to be shit.
19:31What's going on?
19:32I heard a little bird on the fellas' podcast that told me that JJ was saying
19:36I'm going to flop and be shit and not going to perform and, you know, it's going to get to
19:40me.
19:40I don't know where he's at right now, but all I know is I'm slide tackling him and all that
19:43stuff.
19:44And I get a couple of goals, you know what I mean?
19:46Nice.
19:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:48So what is the point of me wrapping it around?
19:51So when the ball comes over, you touch it there, it helps you touch.
19:54Oh, and my touch.
19:55There you go.
19:56I'm good with touch.
19:57No, you're too good, I think.
19:59It's from what I've heard.
20:00You touch too much.
20:02Yeah.
20:04Are you done already?
20:05Pull your 18th play.
20:06Oh, well, no one else is out there.
20:07Oh, you're in the field, sir.
20:09It's probably the weird dance floor at the start of the wedding, right?
20:11No one's like, do you want to just take a ball and just do something?
20:14I just need to keep, like, these I feel like it's walking for the first time.
20:17Oh, these are amazing, the lace this month.
20:19You reckon?
20:20Yeah, I love these.
20:21I might try them after.
20:22I feel like big socks.
20:23Okay, maybe that's the fucking play then.
20:25He's a little tall ass.
20:28Hold on, what's up, man?
20:31How are you, bro?
20:32Great to see you again, bro.
20:33I saw you in the real game, brother.
20:35It's in the game.
20:36Yeah.
20:37It's a bit busier than last year.
20:38It is a little bit busier than last year.
20:40Simon, that's tidy.
20:42Oh, that's tidy.
20:45Oh, yeah.
20:45Get off me.
20:47Hurry!
20:48Yeah!
20:50Hey.
20:52Hey, run.
20:53He hates you.
20:54He hates you, bro.
20:55He hates me.
20:55He hates you.
20:58You know me.
20:59It's okay.
21:00Now a lot of people like me.
21:01How is it?
21:02I thought you'd take the match off.
21:04I saw a clip there.
21:04You weren't playing.
21:05Yeah, I said, right before that, I said, guys, I've watched this.
21:08I'm going to farm this.
21:09Ah, the classic.
21:10Oh, no, I need this.
21:11I need this.
21:12Trust me.
21:15Oh, yes, bro.
21:17Keep going.
21:19Keep going.
21:20Fuck off.
21:20Yeah, boys.
21:22Keep going.
21:23Get it, get it, get it.
21:26Shoot.
21:27Go.
21:29Oh, your chest.
21:34Oh, that's all right.
21:36Yes, son.
21:37Yes.
21:37Knowledge.
21:38Yes.
21:39Bit of pace now.
21:40You ready?
21:43Yeah.
21:43Okay.
21:44Okay.
21:45Oh.
21:45All right.
21:45Do you want a bit more pace?
21:47A bit more.
21:47Okay.
21:55Oh, Jason.
21:57Not bad.
21:58If we win the coin club, imagine.
22:00I'm the first person who touches the ball.
22:02Yeah, I think half of the people would leave.
22:05Yeah, bro.
22:08Maybe, maybe try and find Cal Freenzy and suck up to him a bit.
22:11Where is he?
22:12Ready?
22:12Don't pass me fast.
22:13You know what?
22:13Come to your head, bro.
22:17Oh, no.
22:18You're doing well, guys.
22:19It doesn't have to bounce.
22:20Oh, let me get involved.
22:21Just a beer.
22:23What's this?
22:24Keep it up.
22:25Get that one back.
22:25Come on.
22:26No pressure.
22:27Just don't fuck it up.
22:29Come on.
22:29Let's up it.
22:30Let's up it.
22:30Let's up it.
22:31No, this is good.
22:31Let's up it.
22:32No, it's no better.
22:32This is control, isn't it?
22:33Fuck it, man.
22:34It's up.
22:35It's up.
22:36It's up.
22:36It's up.
22:36Oh, oh, oh, oh.
22:37Yeah, let's up it.
22:40Yeah, let's up it.
22:41There you go.
22:41There you go.
22:42Yeah, let's up it.
22:44Yeah.
22:44Go, go, go, go, go, go.
22:45He's getting cut.
22:46Ah!
22:47Ah!
22:48Ah!
22:48Ah!
22:49Ah!
22:49Ah!
22:49Ah!
22:51Still in, still in, still in, still in.
22:53Ah!
22:54Oh, get there.
22:54Just move!
22:55How's AJ got there?
23:00Oh, you're doing it.
23:01Keep it up!
23:02Ah!
23:03Yeah!
23:03Still up!
23:06Still up!
23:08There you go.
23:09There.
23:09Ah!
23:11Ah!
23:13Ah!
23:13Ah!
23:14One bout.
23:14Yeah.
23:14You can have more than one time.
23:15No one's for it.
23:15No one's for it.
23:16Ah!
23:17Yeah.
23:17One in.
23:18One one.
23:19Yeah.
23:19Oh!
23:20Yeah.
23:21Yeah.
23:22Ah!
23:22No!
23:23Yeah!
23:25Yeah!
23:26Yeah!
23:26Uh!
23:27Oh, man!
23:28Get in!
23:29Get in!
23:29Get in!
23:30Under-control.
23:30Woo!
23:31Woo!
23:33I would have thought his arse would be the downfall.
23:37You'd have arged it as well.
23:39All right.
23:39Let's all, let's all watch this.
23:42All right.
23:42Oh, get good.
23:43All right.
23:43The face of my face.
23:44This is, this is a total football.
23:46Special.
23:47Oh jeez.
23:48Oh, you know what?
23:49Oh jeez.
23:49I like the connection though.
23:50Oh jeez!
23:50You said, I'm good!
23:51One more time, one more time.
23:52Bro, you lost.
23:53You lost the shootout, bro.
23:55I'm better now.
23:56Right, hit on target, though, Deji, on target.
23:58He didn't score his last one.
23:59He scored in the photo shootout.
24:01Oh, fuck yeah.
24:02Fuck yeah, Deji.
24:03You got another ball, you got another ball.
24:04One more, one more, one more, one more.
24:05Come on, Deji.
24:06One more, then you're off.
24:07Deji, in a pen, it has to hit the target, man.
24:09Has to hit.
24:10No, I don't know, I don't think so.
24:11Yeah, come on, you got this.
24:12It looks awkward.
24:13Bro, it's a good dinner.
24:17Yeah!
24:17Yeah!
24:20What a strike!
24:21What a...
24:22That is incredible.
24:23Jesus!
24:24That's top corner!
24:25I'll just make it so...
24:26Bro, I told you, I'm here now!
24:28I'm here, bro, I'm here!
24:31Oh!
24:32A little bit, a little bit, a little bit.
24:33You know what?
24:34Absolutely not a bad effort.
24:36Have you been chaining?
24:37I have.
24:38Bro, can you tell?
24:39Yeah.
24:40Really?
24:41Bro, wow.
24:44Bro, all right, next one, I'll show you what I'm doing.
24:46All right, show me.
24:47I'll show you what I'm doing.
24:48Top right, Vince!
24:49Come on, dude.
24:51GG!
24:54All right, where are you going to pass?
24:55Yeah!
24:55Come on!
24:57They've got pro trainers?
24:59Yeah.
24:59I thought that was my job.
25:01That is your job still, right?
25:02You are the pro trainer.
25:03They've taken my job.
25:04They've taken my job.
25:04This is my one job I've ever had, and they've taken it from me.
25:09We love the crystals!
25:10We love the crystals!
25:11We love the crystals!
25:11I wonder whether the golf's open.
25:13Yeah.
25:14Yeah, the whole streaming thing's overwhelming me.
25:16There's too many cameras and things about.
25:18And you can't change it.
25:19Oh!
25:20Lil' Rabona!
25:22Just kind of off the cuff.
25:24Lil' Rabona.
25:27I'm actually sick of football, by the way.
25:30If you guys didn't know that.
25:32One of these.
25:33I've done this before, I suck at it.
25:36Round the world.
25:40Oh!
25:40You gave a grab, though!
25:41I like the grab.
25:43Finally!
25:45I've been waiting for you!
25:46I've ruined my life!
25:48Oh!
25:49It's sexual!
25:50No!
25:52Oh!
25:53Oh!
25:53Oh!
25:54Oh!
25:55Oh!
25:55Oh!
25:57Yeah, it takes too long, I think.
26:02Oh, it's good.
26:03Oh!
26:05Oh!
26:05Oh, oh!
26:06Oh!
26:06Oh!
26:06Oh!
26:09Oh!
26:09That's a point there!
26:11He should have passed it straight through!
26:16Get off to him!
26:24There he is! Two, three, four, five...
26:33Get down!
26:33Ah!
26:35It's too dangerous!
26:37You shouldn't be doing that in a trainer!
26:40Nice work!
26:42Yeah!
26:43Yeah, get him running, get him running!
26:49Come on, bro.
26:51How are they looking?
26:54Do you know what? I'm surprised.
26:56Because the players in the middle actually want the ball.
26:59Oh, Danny. Danny Aarons might need a TA here.
27:04Danny, you alright?
27:05Danny, you want water?
27:08I need to put my fucking bib off!
27:10You don't put it on me!
27:13There's two people on the water!
27:15Danny's a crackhead, bro!
27:17Nice!
27:21Hey!
27:22Look at this!
27:23Wait!
27:25You know what I mean?
27:28I was just sat there, fannying about.
27:30I don't know how it's fucking done.
27:34I stuttered, yeah.
27:36Make fun of...
27:37How did you get a whistle?
27:40And do you know what I'm about to do?
27:41Do it! Do whatever you need to do!
27:42Come back!
27:44Fuck off!
27:44Okay!
27:45You alright?
27:46What now?
27:47No!
27:48I'm gonna quit!
27:49I don't care!
27:50Why are they staring at me?
27:51Hey!
27:52Jesus!
27:53What, my nipples?
27:54Yeah!
27:55Why are they looking at me like that?
27:56Are you making fun of nipples now?
27:58No, I was just asking.
27:59It's not cold out here.
28:0115 degrees.
28:02You've got plenty of layers on.
28:03Don't start talking about...
28:04Why are they looking at me?
28:06Why are they looking at me?
28:08But why do you have many again?
28:11Huh?
28:11That was good.
28:11No, I respect that.
28:13Boom!
28:14Say that again, I'm fucking joking.
28:192-1.
28:202-1.
28:21What, is it 7?
28:222-1 is great!
28:24It's one if it comes after one anyway, to be honest.
28:27Come on, Mitch!
28:27There you go!
28:28Come on!
28:30See him again!
28:34This is a pilot.
28:37What's up?
28:38What's going on?
28:39We're having a private session here, and you're going filming like a creep.
28:43That's what I do, man.
28:46Let's go, ex!
28:51You're spoiled!
28:52Let's go!
28:59Hello, how are you?
29:00Ah, lovely to see you.
29:00Lovely to see you guys too!
29:02Yeah.
29:03Just, I'm...
29:04Well, what...
29:05What do you mean?
29:05Um, as in what?
29:06It makes us sneak under the barriers, and no one notices me.
29:08I get it.
29:09Well, everyone's looking up here, and I'm down here.
29:11Yeah, that's what you're saying, isn't it?
29:12That's what I'm saying, but like...
29:13Um, shit now, maybe.
29:16Yeah, bitch.
29:17Fuck.
29:17He just mulled the shit out of me there.
29:20I hated that.
29:20I hated all of that.
29:22I do think the All-Stars have a lot of people that can play football quite well.
29:27So, sort of like, probably down to how much game time they get.
29:31Um, I think we've got a lot of wild cards that we don't know what their football ability is like.
29:36Which usually means that it's not very good!
29:38Get in the wrong, though!
29:40Oh, sorry.
29:41Let's go!
29:42Let's go!
29:43Let's go!
29:44Ron, if I hit crossbar from here...
29:46I'll suck your dick from behind.
29:50And a hundred gifted.
29:53Actually, if you give me my gifted for this month, you owe me one gifted.
30:05I'm on this.
30:08I'm on this.
30:09I'm on this.
30:09No, we're all out...
30:11Get in.
30:11Get out!
30:12Get out.
30:12Get out of here!
30:13Get out of here.
30:15That's great defense bro!
30:20We're free, we're free!
30:21Ow!
30:22Achoo!
30:23Alright, wait.
30:24I'm too close, guys.
30:25Oh!
30:27Nice head, bro.
30:29Nice head.
30:31Oh!
30:45Oh!
30:46Oh!
30:47Oh!
30:48Oh!
30:48Oh!
30:48Oh!
30:51Oh!
30:53No way!
30:56Oh!
30:58Ken!
31:00Ben's ain't letting this go.
31:08Keep it going, keep it going!
31:10Oh!
31:13Oh!
31:18Oh!
31:20Oh!
31:22Oh!
31:23Oh!
31:24Oh!
31:24Oh!
31:25Oh!
31:31I think we have a stronger 11,
31:38but our squad depth is awful.
31:40There's some absolute rotters on this pitch.
31:42So, like, hey.
31:45Come on, guys.
31:46That's insensitive.
31:47Rod.
31:49Oh!
31:52Go on, Will!
31:55It's alright.
31:56It's alright.
31:56It's seen better, it's seen worse.
31:58But let me tell you, our starting 11 is...
32:02Sorry, our strongest 11 is stronger than anything that the other team have.
32:06For sure.
32:07Some serious ballers here.
32:12Oh, no!
32:13Run, get off, run!
32:14Oh!
32:18What?!
32:18Help!
32:20I saved!
32:22Oh!
32:23Oh!
32:25Now that's in English!
32:28Oh!
32:28That's a sword!
32:30Go on, Dad!
32:31Go on, Dad!
32:32We didn't take that ball!
32:33Okay, Dad!
32:34I'm sorry!
32:35No, I'm sorry.
32:37Next time, horrible fucking job.
32:39Alright, alright.
32:54Jack, I'm a player. I mess around. I've done too much.
33:00My team gave me crippling depression. I was hoping to see something a bit more exciting.
33:05If you want to see something exciting, watch it. I've been playing. I've been getting stuck in there.
33:12I'll show you.
33:15Go on now, let's see it.
33:19How's AB been getting on?
33:22Feels like the first year that people have been properly competitive.
33:25Yeah, I think people are taking it more serious this time, you know?
33:28Players, we're going to go into both pitches together now, so you've got two goals to protect.
33:31That should be a 4v4.
33:33Okay.
33:34Surely, yeah, we can do that.
33:35So you're going to work together as a team.
33:36And there's two goals in play, just the one?
33:37You're going to protect both sides. Just the one ball.
33:39Okay.
33:39So you can score an evil goal.
33:41Okay.
33:42Alright.
33:43Fuck it, right?
33:44Yeah, fuck it. Why not, man?
33:45I'm trying to figure this out.
33:47Where did you learn that one?
33:48This man was slimy.
33:49What if he was stepped on? He had a bad time last year and took 90 days of training to
33:53get to here.
33:54No, no, no. When did the inside and outside turn?
33:56I don't know. He followed it all three times last year.
33:59Jinxie.
33:59But he's on his redemption arc. I like it.
34:01He means business. He wants to do something.
34:07He wants it.
34:10Vic, he might want it one in you, bro.
34:12That's okay. I don't mind that. I've had my goals.
34:14He might have to be our guy.
34:15Hey!
34:16Oh, Vic was going in, bro.
34:17That was it.
34:18That was boring, dude.
34:20Honestly.
34:22Here you go, JC.
34:25Nice movement.
34:28Nice move.
34:29Nice move on, drive.
34:35Good timing, good timing there.
34:37Yep, all good, all good.
34:39Good ball.
34:40Nice.
34:40It's atrocious, mate.
34:42To say the least.
34:43Absolutely atrocious.
34:45You know what?
34:47I think me and Marlon got off on the wrong foot.
34:51He is exceeding my expectations.
34:53And he's showing the love of the game.
34:55And that's the most important thing.
34:57Mate, it's a beautiful game.
34:59Absolutely beautiful game.
35:01And look.
35:02I may seem annoyed, but I'm passionate.
35:04That's my problem.
35:05I'm too passionate.
35:07There he is.
35:23Bye, Fez.
35:25Score.
35:42My mum just said hi.
35:43There you go.
35:43Hi.
35:44Hi, mum.
35:45Love it, Aaron.
35:45There you go.
35:46I'm liking these in him.
35:47Boom, boom.
35:48Yeah, she loves it.
35:49She has to actually pop it.
35:50Oh, let me lock it.
35:51Stop with the gift inside.
35:55He doesn't pay me enough.
35:56He doesn't pay me enough, Will.
35:59I am poor.
36:00I am poor.
36:01I am poor.
36:01I am poor.
36:04There are too many streams, bud.
36:05There are too many streams.
36:07There are too many streams.
36:07There are too many streams.
36:09Well, it's not even going to be a competition though.
36:11That's the funny thing about it.
36:13They are fucking sidemail mugs.
36:15They are stinking mugs.
36:16It's not even a competition, man.
36:18Not even a competition, bro.
36:20They are getting twisted all over the parks, man.
36:21I am not going to lie.
36:22I looked over there.
36:23They are actually shit.
36:24Not even on like, for the jokes.
36:26They are actually pants.
36:27Oh, wow.
36:28Oh, yeah.
36:29Oh, yeah.
36:32The team is looking strong, you know.
36:34You know what?
36:34There are not as many weak links as I thought there would be.
36:36Yeah.
36:37But Lacey, I thought he would be like, not even able to.
36:39He can still kick the ball.
36:40He can still kick the ball.
36:41Yeah.
36:42It's actually interesting.
36:43I feel like it may be one of the better years for the actual ability of football.
36:46Which is funny because everyone in the comments were saying like,
36:48Oh, everyone is shit.
36:49Yeah.
36:50Some of the overseas players are surprisingly good.
36:52Yeah.
36:53We got them over here.
36:53Yeah.
36:54Alright.
36:56Here we go.
36:57Yeah.
36:58Oh, laser.
36:59Yeah.
37:01Oh!
37:01That was good.
37:02Amazing.
37:04Right there.
37:07Oh yeah.
37:09Oh yeah.
37:12Oh yeah.
37:16Oh yeah.
37:18Hit it going.
37:20Hit it going.
37:20Hit it going.
37:21Oh yeah.
37:23Oh shit.
37:33There's a clashing of legs. I think I've done a nerve or something, but it's I will physically run tomorrow
37:38whether it'll be good or bad
37:56I'll make sure you put me down. I can take out the whole team right now. We're even in the
38:02warm-up still. You want to go down? Going down. You want to go down? Yes. You want to go
38:07down? Or should I take him out? You want to go down? I want to go down. So much my
38:14testicles at your neck there. I'm blessed on my home.
38:18After today's training, and seeing some of my football capabilities and skills, how much minutes do you think I'm going
38:25to get in the match?
38:28You know what? Before seeing you, I'm an honest man. That's what they say about me. Before seeing your performance
38:35today, I thought, no chance. You're on the bench for 90 minutes.
38:42And I'm going to be honest with you. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you.
38:45Thank you. There's something about you. Thank you. And I respect you. I'm going to put some respect on your
38:50name. Thank you.
38:52Thank you. So minutes, though? Like, we'll talk about minutes. Oh, fuck. Or seconds.
38:58You want me to run weird, then? Yeah, do it. That was great.
39:01That's good. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. Yeah, it is good.
39:05Yeah. I mean, we're good at that.
39:07Excuse me. Fuck him up.
39:09Wait, wait, wait. We're just going with something.
39:12Your hairline's gone.
39:13I'm trying to feel it.
39:14JJ.
39:14JJ. JJ.
39:16I'm ready. And this is the training day.
39:21Woo!
39:23And then, JJ and Josh.
39:26Just to maintain that run, by the way.
39:28Come to here at this level.
39:29Me and JJ.
39:31Yeah, yeah, and you, and you.
39:33All the same side.
39:36Pretty cool.
39:37They sent me a whole batch.
39:39I got loads of it.
39:40Of the World Cup one?
39:42Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got loads.
39:42Sir, nobody smells it, mate.
39:49Training session done.
39:51It's about time, baby.
39:53Tomorrow, we destroy Sidemen for good.
39:58You two all stars.
40:00I'll see you there.
40:02Woo!
40:04How was that?
40:05That was really nice.
40:05Bro, what are you doing?
40:07Why are you standing there looking like a baboon?
40:10A baboon?
40:10Yeah.
40:11Oh, really?
40:11Yeah, bro.
40:12What's a baboon?
40:15I don't even know what that is.
40:17You don't?
40:18Really?
40:18No.
40:19Is that some London slang?
40:21Like a nonce?
40:26I don't know.
40:28Okay, man.
40:29Bye.
40:30All right.
40:30Stop being a baboon.
40:34Whoa.
40:35Wait, what?
40:35Whoa.
40:37Say that again.
40:37Say that again.
40:38Say that again.
40:39Stop being a baboon.
40:40Oh, my.
40:42What is that?
40:43What is that?
40:44What is that?
40:44What the fuck?
40:46No, you can't be that.
40:47How could you say that to me?
40:49Wait, what?
40:50What is it?
40:51Bro.
40:52No, you shut the fuck up.
40:54He just called me a baboon.
40:56Whoa.
40:57Whoa.
40:58Wait.
40:59He just called me a baboon.
41:01Wait a minute.
41:02Yeah, but what do you mean by that, though?
41:03What do you mean by that?
41:04Whoa.
41:04I don't know.
41:05He's called me a baboon, so I called him it back.
41:06I don't know what it means.
41:07Ow!
41:10Baboons are one of the most abundant species of monkeys in Africa.
41:14All right.
41:14I'm going to leave it alone.
41:15Bob McClots.
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