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Bring It On
A gender war divides the group when Jonesy works at the Penalty Box and proves to be a better salesman than Jen. Jude becomes the mall's unofficial babysitter, resulting in him biting off more than he can chew and developing a new view on how children's minds really work. The girls end up winning after the boys couldn't handle taking care of the bratty children Jude was babysitting.
A gender war divides the group when Jonesy works at the Penalty Box and proves to be a better salesman than Jen. Jude becomes the mall's unofficial babysitter, resulting in him biting off more than he can chew and developing a new view on how children's minds really work. The girls end up winning after the boys couldn't handle taking care of the bratty children Jude was babysitting.
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00:00Times Less!
00:29Got you!
00:31Hey, what do you think you're doing?
00:33Trawling.
00:34I didn't get you a job at the penalty box so you could goof around and get fired.
00:37Chill, just familiarizing myself with the gear.
00:41You're gonna get me in trouble.
00:42I see you're familiarizing yourself with the gear. Good man.
00:45What are you doing with that net, Masterson? Get your mind on the game.
00:48Now, have you been showing young Jonesy here the plays?
00:51I've been trying to.
00:52Well, you're learning from the best.
00:54Masterson has the highest sales rate of any assistant customer coach at the penalty box. Carry on.
01:00Thanks a lot.
01:01Aw, come on, Jen. You heard the man. You're the best and I'm just your humble student.
01:07Okay, so let's say you've made the sale and the customer is going to buy this net, for instance.
01:11You have to scan the product code at the cache or ring it in manually.
01:16Are you listening to me?
01:17Yeah, you code the scan thing.
01:20Jonesy, pay attention.
01:23I bet I could ring it in from here.
01:29Are you crazy? You're gonna bust the cash register.
01:34What is the sales show?
01:36$21.60.
01:37And how much is the cost of the bat and ball with tax?
01:40$21.60.
01:44Wah, wah, wah, wah.
01:47Sigh.
01:54So again, if a customer is returning merchandise, they have to have a receipt.
02:00Jonesy, you have to know all this stuff.
02:02I just go with my gut. And my gut is saying I'm ready to get my sale on.
02:07You think so?
02:08No so.
02:09I guess I could try assisting you on a sale.
02:12Solid.
02:14I'll take that guy.
02:16Hold on a sec-
02:17Can I help you?
02:18Yeah, I'll take a can of tennis balls.
02:20Sure, did I tell you about our special promotion?
02:23Two cans of tennis balls for the price of two.
02:25Uh, sure, okay.
02:27Jen will ring those in for you.
02:30Jonesy!
02:31Ugh!
02:36Hi, Wyatt.
02:37Hey, you look different today.
02:38Oh, good different or bad different?
02:40You could never look bad.
02:42Oh, maybe it's the bandana.
02:43Yeah, that's it. Looks cool.
02:45You think?
02:46Hm, thanks.
02:48What's happening, guys?
02:49Hey, my old bandana.
02:51Haven't seen that in a while.
02:54You're wearing Chad's bandana?
02:56Oh, yeah.
02:57I never got around to giving it back to him after we broke up.
03:00You and Chad used to be-
03:03Boyfriend and girlfriend.
03:04Yeah, you knew that.
03:06No, I'm pretty sure I didn't.
03:08Oh, well, so now you know.
03:11So now I know.
03:25Excuse me?
03:26Just a second, dude. Going for 100 in a row.
03:29Cool. What are you shooting now?
03:30Three.
03:32Oh, can I help you?
03:34Do you sell hockey tape?
03:35Hockey tape? I'll bet we do.
03:37Jen, do we sell hockey tape?
03:40Excuse me.
03:41Yes, we do.
03:42Yes, we do.
03:43Where would I find some?
03:45Jen, where is it?
03:46On the shelf beside you.
03:49Well, that was easy.
03:50Great. Thanks.
03:51Have you tried these new titanium hockey sticks?
03:54Chicks love titanium.
03:56I'll take it.
03:57Good choice. Let's ring her up.
04:02Here you go.
04:04No, it's stupid.
04:06He's done that at every stand in the food cart we've been to today.
04:09Bummer.
04:10Would you be a sweetheart and watch my Stanley for me while I go cry?
04:14I mean, powder my nose?
04:16No problemo.
04:17Thanks. Bye.
04:23Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
04:27So what if Serena and Chad used to date?
04:30So what?
04:31She's still wearing his stuff.
04:32It's like she's still, I don't know, his girl.
04:35Yeah, if it were like 1962.
04:37Don't sweat it.
04:38Buy her a new bandana and put it on her head.
04:40Problem solved.
04:42Oh, and why don't you write Wyatt's girlfriend across it while you're at it?
04:44That's not a bad idea. Thanks.
04:48Wouldn't you hate to be a guy and be so confused all the time?
04:51I heard that.
04:54What?
04:54We're tied for sales?
04:56How could that be?
04:57You don't even try.
04:58I think it's a combination of things.
05:01My incredible skill and your career going downhill.
05:04What do you mean downhill?
05:06Face it.
05:07You peaked too soon.
05:09I what?
05:10No, I didn't.
05:11Yes, you did.
05:12You're a peak too sooner.
05:13I am not a peak too sooner.
05:15Huh?
05:18Excuse me?
05:19I'll handle this.
05:20You go plan your retirement dinner.
05:22I'm going rock climbing.
05:24Right this way, sir.
05:25Whoa!
05:28Masterson!
05:29That's clipping from behind.
05:30Two minutes in the box.
05:34Peaked too soon.
05:39Would you like a bag for that kayak?
05:43Attention all assistant coaches.
05:45This young man here sells with a lot of heart.
05:47That kayak was for display only and he still sold it to a customer.
05:50Is it not a functioning kayak?
05:52Oh, no, sir.
05:53It's fine.
05:54Just make sure to bring a life jacket.
05:55Now, go get him.
05:57Son, how about lunch?
05:59Talk turkey.
05:59Oh, boy.
06:00That's sticking somewhere.
06:01Johnny!
06:04Dude, can I have some marshmallows for the fire?
06:07For the...
06:13Looks like I have to keep my eye on you, huh?
06:16Yes, you do.
06:17So, okay, what do you usually do with babysitters?
06:20Make them cry?
06:28Do you think she'll like it?
06:29It has hockey sticks on it.
06:31Yeah, so?
06:33Did you buy the first one you saw?
06:35Yeah, a bandana's a bandana.
06:37Wyatt, you have a lot to learn about fashion.
06:40You should take it back.
06:41Well, I say she'll love it.
06:44So, what are you into besides making babysitters cry?
06:49Hitting things.
06:50I'm down with that.
06:57What's going on here?
06:59Babysitting?
07:00Alright then, carry on.
07:04Did you get that ugly bandana to her yet?
07:06No, I'm waiting for the right moment.
07:08Hey, dudes.
07:10What's with Junior?
07:11His mom left him with me so she could go to the washroom.
07:15That's so sweet.
07:17Three hours ago.
07:18We broke things.
07:19Little dude's got a good arm.
07:22Listen, Jonesy.
07:23It's stupid for us to compete for sales at work.
07:26You're right.
07:26Guys are just naturally better at that stuff than girls.
07:29Excuse me?
07:30No, I meant we should work as a team.
07:32Yeah, and you shouldn't feel bad about asking for help.
07:35Uh, hold on.
07:36You don't actually think guys are better at anything because they're guys, do you?
07:41No, I don't think that.
07:42I know it.
07:43Right, guys?
07:45I don't know.
07:46I guess.
07:47Face it.
07:48The male race is braver, faster, stronger.
07:50We're superior.
07:51Oh, yeah?
07:52Prove it.
07:53Let's see what you've got.
07:54Okay, pick something.
07:56Anything.
07:56And we'll do it better than you.
07:58Fine.
07:58Staring contest.
07:59Me and Jude.
08:00Oh, you're going down.
08:02Right, Jude?
08:03Uh, yeah.
08:04First one to blink loses.
08:06And go!
08:12Aha!
08:13Nice!
08:14How come you folded so quickly?
08:16I forgot what we were doing.
08:18I'm thinking of four words.
08:20I told you so!
08:22Not so fast there.
08:24Best two out of three.
08:25Fine.
08:25We'll even let you pick the challenge this time.
08:29A blind lemon chugging contest.
08:32That's pure lemon juice.
08:34That's right.
08:35You chicken?
08:36I'll do it.
08:38You're on.
08:42You were made for this.
08:44It'll be a piece of cake.
08:46Ready?
08:47Go!
08:59Uh-huh.
09:01That's good lemon juice.
09:04Oh!
09:10GAH!
09:11GAH!
09:12One more.
09:13He's gonna choke!
09:16Ah.
09:21Come on, dude!
09:23You can take her.
09:24It's just lemon juice. You can do this.
09:34Disqualified! We have a winner!
09:39I'm gonna take Stanley back to stick it. Be back pronto.
09:44Three out of five.
09:46He says best three out of five.
09:47Don't know when to give up, huh? Okay.
09:49Have I got a challenge for you.
09:57Here's the dare. Go inside and buy a Miss Teen Girl magazine, a pink lipstick, and tampons.
10:05Why do I have to do it?
10:06It's your turn. Now represent, dude.
10:09Oh, you're going down.
10:12I can't do it.
10:14I knew it!
10:16Yeah!
10:16Big chicken, big chicken, why is the big chicken?
10:21I can't do it.
10:22Wah, wah, wah.
10:24I knew we'd be better than you, but this is embarrassing.
10:27Okay, you Nancy's. One more contest.
10:30No way. We already beat you three times.
10:33Well, fine. If you're chicken.
10:35You're on.
10:37We choose. Winner take all.
10:38Bring it on!
10:39Hey, guys. Guess what? Stanley's mom came back and she paid me 20 bucks.
10:44I'm watching him again tomorrow.
10:46Here's the challenge.
10:48Whoever can eat 30 stick-its and then ride the Vomit Comet without barfing wins.
10:56Take your time. That was a lot of stick-its.
11:01Okay, here we go.
11:05There goes a brave man.
11:17Way to take one for the team, buddy. You didn't lose it.
11:21Give us some room.
11:23Okay, just do what you have to do to keep those sticky chunks down.
11:30Yes! Jen tossed her cookies!
11:32The guys win!
11:34Fine. You won. That's five out of seven.
11:36I'm sorry. Didn't you hear the challenge?
11:38It was all or nothing, remember?
11:40Winner take all.
11:41Guys rock.
11:43You know it.
11:45In your face!
11:46Guys rule off!
11:48Oh yeah!
11:51Thanks. Have a good day.
11:53Hubba hubba.
11:56Good morning.
11:57Yeah, yeah.
11:58Got a riddle for you.
11:59What group of people are better at things than girls?
12:02I'm not in the mood.
12:04The answer is...
12:05Guys!
12:06Oh, right. You lose repeatedly, score one win on a fluke, and then declare yourself the winner.
12:11Being gracious in defeat is a sign of maturity, you know.
12:15What are those?
12:16Knitted soccer ball cozy!
12:18I thought we'd score a home run with these, but we didn't sell a single one.
12:22But then again, we didn't have Jonesy on our team.
12:26You move these, and you'll make the Hall of Fame in no time.
12:28Thanks, coach.
12:29You make me want to be a better salesman.
12:32You suck.
12:33My season!
12:33Look, I'm sick of hearing how great Jonesy is.
12:37I know. Two minutes.
12:39Are you hungry?
12:40Huh?
12:41Wanna grab a bite?
12:41Sure.
12:42Let's grab a bite.
12:43Cool.
12:52Here. I got something for you.
12:54A present?
12:59Wyatt, this is sweet, but it has hockey sticks on it.
13:03Cool, huh? I knew you'd like it.
13:05Actually, it's really not my style.
13:08Just try it on.
13:09Unless you only like to wear bandanas that Chad gave you.
13:12Oh.
13:13Is that what this is all about?
13:14Obviously, Chad has better clothes for your head than I do.
13:17Obviously, someone has Chad issues.
13:21That went well.
13:26Whoa.
13:27Word must have got out about the new cheesy fish tickets.
13:30Are you the daycare facilitator?
13:32Uh, no.
13:33I think there's been some kind of...
13:36We're all willing to pay $7 per hour per child.
13:39Hmm.
13:40Welcome to dude daycare.
13:44Ah!
13:45Another fantastic lunch, Jonesy.
13:49Masterson! Get to work!
13:51Brought you back a little something from our lunch.
13:55Free crappy restaurant mints. How thoughtful.
13:59I better get back.
14:01Still have a few hours to beat that one-week all-time sales record.
14:07Yeah!
14:17Aaaaah!
14:19Aaaaah!
14:20Little dudes, listen up.
14:23Field trap.
14:24up. Hey, ice cream is for eating. Jonesy, I'm being sworn by kids. How do I make kids
14:40stop? Give them some chocolate. That'll calm them down. Right. Calm down, little monkey
14:49dudes. Have some more chocolate. New plan. Let's go see Uncle Wyatt. Hey, you didn't call
15:01me last night. I was busy. So, you're wearing Chad's bandana again, huh? That would make
15:08a great country tune. Why don't you wear the one I got you? Wyatt, I want to wear this
15:12bandana. I'm sorry if it bothers you. No, no, it doesn't bother me, no. Yeah, okay, it
15:19bothers me. CDs, all right. Don't steal anything, mini dudes. What are you doing
15:24here? I'll catch up with you later, okay? You gotta help me. These little dudes will
15:29not chill out. Nice accessorizing, dude. Uh, you boys need some help? No, it's all under
15:44control. Silly ass. They're the superior race, remember? Oh, yeah. Unless you're here
15:53to increase my commissions, keep it moving. You have to help us watch them. Those kids
16:01are nuts. Maybe Caitlin and Nikki were right. We do need their help. What? You can't show
16:07them any weakness. We can do this. They're just kids. But these kids are killing us, dude.
16:13Oh, no, where are they? Hey! Excuse me. Stop it. Please stop. Help! Help! What do you need? I
16:27think it would be smart if we split them up amongst us. Sure. Give me one. Watch that
16:32one. He's a biter. Or maybe it's that one. I'll take Stanley here. We have an understanding
16:39already. Right, dude? Sit. Stay. You know, a girl wouldn't have to lock a kid up just to
16:52control him. Please. Kids are a breeze. He likes it in there. I think your breeze has
16:58blown. Hey, kid! Could I borrow your bandana so I can play cowboys with this kid? Sure, I
17:06guess. Thanks. I'll get that. You have to come pick this kid up and return her before I get
17:17fired. I can't. I don't know where their moms are. We're stuck with them till, like, 8 o'clock
17:22tonight. Well, then Jonesy's taking them. You really have a talent for wrecking stuff, dude. Jude,
17:30just meet me back at the penalty box. You're still sure you don't need help? All you need
17:37to know about children is a bit of simple psychology. Chocolate makes them happy. Well,
17:42that explains this. Looks like he's been happy all over the store. Ah! Quick! Help me clean
17:49these up! Or hide them in the stock room! Oh, I'm sorry. I would, but I'm on my break.
17:58You have to come see this. Does it have anything to do with the guys screwing up? Royally!
18:05So, Jonesy, what's Coach freaking out about? Nothing. Masterson! Why is there chocolate
18:11all over my office? That's a really good question. Maybe your star MVP can answer that. Jonesy,
18:17I need a word with you. Huh? Whoa there, little tightro... Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ha! Ah! Ha!
18:26Ha! Ha! Ha!
18:26Holy f- The kids are just, uh, excited to see a real, live legend such as yourself.
18:32Jonesy, what are you doing with these kids? I'm watching them! It's daycare.
18:37Daycare?!ateurson! Oh, we don't stand for moonlitding! I'm afraid! You're toast.
18:42You're out of here. You're fired!
18:53you know somehow I told you so just doesn't cut it right now did you hear something gee I'm not
19:02sure it sounded like a cry for help oh but it couldn't be from who I don't know everything
19:10is under control here if you need our help boys we're only too happy to give it right girls sure
19:17of course if you need it we just have to agree first that the girls are the ultimate winners
19:23okay okay girls rule now what do we do did you guys think about giving the kids naps
19:43sure now they're behaving that's taking the easy way out if you ask me yeah we took them head on
19:50like men what no way hi Wyatt oh hi Serena can I have my bandana back okay what is so
19:58important
19:58about that bandana what it has sentimental value you miss Chad don't you Chad and his special brown
20:03stupid bandana actually I'm just having a bad hair day so why didn't you wear the one I bought you
20:09I'm your boyfriend because hockey sticks and pucks don't really go with the rest of my look in case
20:15you didn't notice oh yeah I figured that right guys are such bad liars oh I think not guys are
20:25definitely better liars than girls shut up are you crazy you'll wake the kids
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