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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) S2E16 - The Girl From The Green Dimension
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00:03Last week, as you recall, we left Will, Dr. Smith, and the robots
00:06at the Electron Telescope, just as a solar gale had trapped them
00:10in a sudden rain of giant cosmic bolts.
00:17Danger! Danger!
00:23Danger!
00:25Danger!
00:26Danger!
00:27Danger!
00:28Danger!
00:31It's begun to abate.
00:33I think it's safe to go out now.
00:35You first, my boy.
00:37I thought you said Sagittarius people were bold.
00:40Bold, yes, but not Barbie.
00:42Your body, being smaller than mine, offers less of a target for flying debris.
00:46I'll hold your hand so you won't be blown away.
00:51It's almost over. You can come out now.
01:01Ah, what an exhilarating experience.
01:04Man against the elements is the essence of heroism.
01:08I feel powerful enough to conquer the universe.
01:17You find that funny, you automated oof?
01:20Negative.
01:21I am clearing the solar dust from my memory banks.
01:23Hey, look at the electronic telescope.
01:25Its lights are blinking green.
01:27That, Will Robinson, is the action of a deposit of positron particles
01:31combined with solarized ions from an unknown source.
01:35Yes, they are highly energized.
01:38Are they dangerous?
01:39I mean, can we still use the telescope?
01:41They are not dangerous,
01:42but I cannot compute what they have done to our optical system.
01:46I'll see.
01:50Golly, Dr. Smith, look at this!
01:52What is this? Another solar gale?
01:54Uh-uh. The robot would have warned us if it was.
01:56Take a look.
02:03No. No, it can't be.
02:06It's not possible.
02:09Why'd you turn her off?
02:10She looked kind of nice,
02:11just like she did when you did that space dance with her during our flight.
02:14You sure acted gaga over her then.
02:16Spare me your vivid recollections.
02:18I wonder how she knew where to find me.
02:21Maybe she's a Sagittarius like you.
02:23Sagittarius? Let's see.
02:33She's an optical illusion, nothing more.
02:36She is not an illusion,
02:38and my sensors indicate that she can also see you.
02:43Nonsense.
02:44She's a vagrant memory of the past,
02:47a phantasma of the night.
02:54You, sir?
02:55Strike and carry.
02:56We're going back to camp.
03:11Green lady, indeed.
03:13I'm frightened.
03:14I don't like it.
03:15I still don't think she was a phantasma,
03:17or whatever you call her.
03:19Of course she was.
03:20A mere will-o'-the-wisp.
03:21Just thinking of her is a menace.
03:23I thought you liked her.
03:24At the time,
03:25I was merely being gallant, my boy,
03:27as I always am to a lady.
03:29Being a man of the world,
03:30I wouldn't dream of being anything but kind
03:32and considerate to the weaker sex.
03:34Bless their dear little feminine hearts.
03:36Even though she's a menace.
03:38Only to those inexperienced in the ways of...
03:41William! William!
03:43Oh, no!
03:44You're not real!
03:46Go away!
03:47Go away!
03:48You frighten me!
03:52You're not real!
03:53Go away!
03:53Go away!
03:54Go away!
04:01Go away!
04:03Go away!
04:06Go away!
04:07Go away!
04:29THE END
05:02I feel a stitch under my heart. We must have run that last mile in three minutes. Under other circumstances,
05:08it would have been a world's record.
05:09Correction. You ran the last three hundred yards in three minutes. A record for snails, not humans.
05:16Bear me the technicalities, you computerized clout.
05:19Take a few deep breaths, Dr. Smith. It'll steady your breathing.
05:22I seriously doubt it, but I will try. Very well.
05:30It's all that I have breathing about, Smith. And don't tell me it's from hard work.
05:34Your crack-a-barrel humor leaves me unmoved, Major. The fact of the matter is, my personal courage saved us
05:40all from a fate worse than death.
05:41Do you feel strong enough, Doctor, to describe that fate to us?
05:44No, no. The less said, the better.
05:46Well, perhaps you can tell us about it, son.
05:48Well, it wasn't as bad as Dr. Smith said it was.
05:51Indeed.
05:52Well, first we ran into the solar gale. Or should I say, it ran into us.
05:56Then later on, we saw the green girl through my telescope.
05:58Girl? What girl?
05:59That sinister creature that we encountered out in space.
06:02The one who wanted to drink our deuteronium fuel.
06:04Oh, Dr. Smith, really.
06:06I thought she was anything but sinister.
06:08You don't know her as well as I do, dear lady.
06:10After all, it was me that she hypnotized.
06:13Go on, son.
06:14Well, when we started to come back to the camp, she materialized in person.
06:18Right, out of the telescope.
06:19What happened after that?
06:21Well, she tried to be friendly to Dr. Smith, but he didn't see it that way, so we ran.
06:25Oh, now really well.
06:27Son, this isn't one of your little flights of fancy, is it?
06:31No, sir. Absolutely not.
06:33Sir.
06:34I see.
06:35Well, it's getting late. We'll talk about it tomorrow.
06:38She's here. She followed us.
06:42That's for real, all right.
06:44She must be after more of our deuteronium fuel.
06:46No, no. She wants me to look at her, making those big eyes at me.
06:50I should never have been so nice to her.
06:54I think she's trying to tell you something, Dr. Smith.
06:56I don't wish to hear it.
06:57Say something to her, Smith. You seem to fascinate her.
07:00Yes, she might understand you.
07:01I'd rather she didn't.
07:02Well, if she does understand you, why don't you just tell her to go away?
07:06Go on, Dr. Smith. Give it a try.
07:08Yes, yes, I will.
07:10Start.
07:15You're not wanted here. On your way.
07:21Keep her away from me. Save me from her. Keep her away.
07:23Data indicates that female from the Green Dimension is harmless, defenseless, and peaceful.
07:30I am not programmed for unwarranted aggression in this instance.
07:34I can fix that.
07:37She's leaving.
07:43Oh, Dr. Smith, she must have known what you were going to do.
07:46Ah, one must be firm with these creatures.
07:49Now that she knows how I feel about her, she will never return.
07:52You may rest easy now, Major.
07:53Your supply of precious deuteronium is quite safe.
07:56Unless you took off for our drill site.
07:57We'll go up there tomorrow and take a look.
07:59Without me, I trust, I require a full day in bed to recuperate.
08:03Oh.
08:04You know, if Goldbergs were worth anything, we'd have a fortune in Dr. Smith.
08:08Yeah, Fort Knox.
08:10Athena!
08:14Athena!
08:17Where are you, my treasure?
08:20Athena!
08:21Where are you, love?
08:23Athena!
08:26Where is that silly girl?
08:28The ordeals I endure in the interests of science.
08:32However, it's a small enough price to pay for the secret of learning to read the future.
08:39Athena!
08:41Athena!
08:43Yoo-hoo!
08:44Athena!
08:49Dookta Smith is waiting for you, my precious.
08:56That must be she.
08:59Sweetheart!
09:01Come out, come out, wherever you are.
09:08Athena!
09:26Oh, no, my dear sir, I assure you, I am perfectly honest.
09:30Ah, if only I understood what you were trying to tell me.
09:32No, no, no, you must understand. I was just here to visit a friend.
09:50Oh, thank goodness.
09:50Oh, thank goodness.
10:08Oh, Athena.
10:12Oh, thank you, my dear, thank you. I thought he was going to kill me.
10:17Oh, handsome, pretty handsome. Dookta Smith?
10:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, my dear. You mustn't, mustn't. Dookta Smith doesn't like that.
10:26Oh, so brave, handsome Dookta Smith.
10:30Brave.
10:30Oh, yes, indeed, my dear. As a matter of fact, when you came upon me, I was just running to
10:35a point where there was enough room for a real battle.
10:38That's good. That's good.
10:40Athena, you seem to have some influence over that creature. Will you kindly send him away?
10:46Then we can be alone.
10:49No, creature. That Erso. Hmm. He friend. He love Athena before you come.
10:59Good heavens. A rejected suitor?
11:04Is this what all the males look like, where you come from?
11:09In that case, I quite understand your preference for me.
11:13You pretty. Like girl.
11:16Oh, how nice.
11:17Much nice.
11:19Oh, you not girl.
11:22Good heavens, no.
11:24Oh, you like Athena?
11:29Like you, my dear little flower. Let me tell you.
11:39Can't you dispose of your friend?
11:41He think you want power to tell future.
11:45He think you do not want me.
11:48That's ridiculous.
11:50What are you laughing at, my dear?
11:52When you angry nose-wiggle, me love but nose-wiggle.
11:59I'm justly famous for my nose-wiggle, my dear.
12:03Be that is it may, Athena, you do understand that during the courtship, for the young lady to bestow upon
12:09her betrothed a trifling token of love, something of a pre-dowry.
12:17Dolly.
12:17Dolly.
12:18Dolly.
12:19Nothing much.
12:19Possibly a hint or two on how to predict the future.
12:23Then, Dr. Smith and Athena be together forever, yes?
12:32Unquestionably.
12:40Are you thirsty, my dear?
12:43Thirsty?
12:44Unfortunately, I don't have my canteen, but I'll get you some water.
12:48No.
12:49No.
12:50Not water.
12:51Oh, yes.
12:52Of course.
12:53I forgot.
12:54Now, you stay right there.
12:55And when I return, we shall talk further.
12:59No!
13:02I admire your color, sir.
13:16Now, exactly what happened just before you looked through that telescopic viewer, son?
13:20Well, when the solar gale hit, it changed the telescope somehow.
13:23And that's when you saw that girl through the telescope?
13:25Right.
13:26Well, I can't explain it.
13:27Can you?
13:29Well, you think of that telescopic viewer as some kind of a window into another dimension?
13:35Well, like the green dimension.
13:37Well...
13:37Then you might say she just climbed in through the window.
13:40Something like that, son.
13:42Well, I'm glad we solved that naughty problem in galactic transportation.
13:47John, look.
13:51Now, two gone.
13:55Well, I suppose we should be grateful she didn't drink them all.
13:58I wonder how she pried that lock off.
14:00Were there a green thumb?
14:02From now on, we'd better keep our Deutronium back at the ship.
14:04Well, I would, except it's so inflammable.
14:06Listen, let's get the extractor.
14:08We'll decide where to store it later.
14:34Oh, no, my dear, you've had quite enough.
14:36Now I'm going to teach you to speak our language fluently, Athena.
14:40Won't that be nice?
14:42And then, my dear, you'll give me a hint or two on how to see into the future.
14:47Oh, dear.
14:48A trifling token?
14:50Exactly.
14:51Dr. Smith, what are you doing?
14:54I thought you were scared of her.
14:56I was, my boy.
14:56Oh, I was.
14:57But in the interests of cultural ethnology, I forced myself to overcome my fears.
15:02And now you've got her feeding out of your hand with our Deutronium.
15:07Handsome, pretty handsome, Dr. Smith.
15:10Say again.
15:11Say what, dear?
15:12What you said to me, I guess.
15:14Ah, yes.
15:15In the interests of cultural ethnology.
15:17Maybe that's why she likes you so much.
15:19The way your nose wiggles.
15:20Nonsense, my boy.
15:22Her ESP discovered that I alone, of all of us, live on a very high spiritual plane.
15:26Let's return the Deutronium.
15:28We can't, William.
15:29We can't begrudge it to her.
15:31It's her food.
15:32She needs it to live.
15:34Handsome, pretty handsome, Dr. Smith.
15:38Soon we will be together forever, yes?
15:42If you consent to anything like that, she's going to expect you to keep your word.
15:46William.
15:53Sometimes it is necessary to humor the fancies of these aliens in order to get their cooperation.
15:58Think of it, William.
16:00Think of it.
16:00Think what we can learn from her.
16:02To see into the future the power of prognostication.
16:05To know all to be omniscient.
16:07Surely that's worth a few trifling cans of Deutronium.
16:11Well, maybe, but...
16:12Now, please, my boy, don't be a tattletale and tell your father about it.
16:15Mum's the word.
16:16Until the time comes when I can share my newfound power with all my dear friends.
16:20Now, run along, will you?
16:22Okay, but...
16:30Now, Athena, where were we?
16:33Ah, yes.
16:34The future.
16:35Yeah.
16:36First, make nose wiggle.
16:47There you are.
16:50While strolling through the park one day
16:53In the merry, merry month of May
16:55I was taken by surprise by a pair of roving eyes
16:59strolling through the park one day
17:01Why, Dr. Smith, that's splendid.
17:03Why, thank you very much, madam.
17:04I do feel I'm in splendid voice today.
17:06Yes, you are.
17:07Oh, tell me, how is your language of silence coming along?
17:11Language of silence?
17:12Yes, you said you were going to study the sky for a treatise you're writing.
17:16Oh, yes, yes, indeed.
17:17It's going splendidly, thank you very much.
17:19Oh, by the way, I do hope you have your first aid kit with you.
17:22Why, are you hurt?
17:24No, no, not I.
17:25But Judy will be very shortly.
17:27What?
17:28Oh, now, really, Dr. Smith, that sounds like morbid, wishful thinking.
17:32Nothing to worry about, dear lady.
17:34It will be a slight cut on the index finger of the left hand.
17:37Ouch!
17:41Well, what happened?
17:42Oh, I just got jabbed by one of those thorns.
17:44Let me see.
17:47I think we'd better take care of that.
17:49All right.
17:53Tampering with alien devices is a most dangerous game.
17:58Once I learn the secret of that telescope,
18:00there will be a magnificent future ahead for me.
18:02What care I for danger
18:04when an incredible scientific breakthrough can be achieved?
18:07I forgot.
18:08You are brave, handsome, Dr. Smith.
18:13Well, don't you forget it.
18:16While strolling through the park one day...
18:30It sure is spooky up here, Dr. Smith.
18:32Couldn't we have waited till morning?
18:34Don't worry, my boy.
18:35There's absolutely no danger.
18:37The darkest hour before dawn is a fitting time to peer into the future.
18:41If there is no danger, why are you whispering?
18:44Silence, you can't leave canister!
18:46Well, William, are you ready to behold the wonders of the future?
18:50Are you sure, Dr. Smith?
18:52Isn't it just better to live each day as it comes?
18:55Spare me the dull cliches you learned at your mother's knee, dear boy.
18:58Shh!
18:58There's someone here.
18:59Where?
19:00Where?
19:06Do you know who he is?
19:07Hush!
19:08We don't want to wake him.
19:09Yeah, but who is he?
19:11A disgruntled suitor of Athena's and a very suspicious individual.
19:15He wants to keep me away from the telescope.
19:17Pure jealousy, of course.
19:18But I'm sure he won't mind if you take a peek.
19:21I wish I could be sure about that.
19:23Your fears are quite groundless, my boy, I assure you.
19:26If you leave him alone, he'll leave you alone.
19:29Now go ahead and tell me what you see.
19:31I still don't think this is a good idea, Dr. Smith.
19:34Nonsense, my boy.
19:35Think of the glowing visions of the future that will appear before your eyes.
19:38The happiness that lies ahead for you and all your dear.
19:41How can you be sure it'll be happiness?
19:43By always looking at the bright side of things.
19:45Now go ahead, take a look.
19:50Warning! Warning!
19:51The alien present from the green dimension is advancing in your direction, Will Robinson.
20:04I'm sorry if I woke you, sir.
20:30I'm sorry if I woke you, sir.
20:34The evil one will be the man.
20:34He didn't hurt me, Dr. Smith.
20:36He was even kind of friendly.
20:38Was he indeed?
20:41William.
20:42What's wrong?
20:44William.
20:47You're green as a pickle.
20:58Ow!
20:59Hey, take it easy, Mom.
21:01You don't have to scrub so hard.
21:03Besides, I don't think you could take this stuff off with a scouring pad.
21:07Oh, I'm afraid you're right.
21:09Yes, I think we're going to have to find some other kind of solvent.
21:12Ow!
21:12Will!
21:14How many times have you been told not to let Dr. Smith talk you into following him
21:18on those harebrained schemes of his?
21:19I know, Dad, but I just thought we'd get a glimpse of the future.
21:22You know, like when Dr. Smith saw Judy jab a finger.
21:25Only this time I thought it'd be more interesting.
21:27Interesting is hardly the word for it.
21:30I guess I look a little bit like Athena now.
21:33Is anybody going to laugh at me?
21:35Of course not, son.
21:36You should not feel badly.
21:38Green is not an unattractive color.
21:40You're a real big help.
21:42But I really feel sorry for Dr. Smith.
21:44He feels responsible for all this.
21:46Well, I should think so.
21:47But the worst thing he did was to bring you back and leave you,
21:49and then run away.
21:50Well, maybe he didn't want to talk to anybody.
21:52When we find him, he's going to have a lot of talking to do, son.
21:56Come on, dear, now.
21:57Let's go into breakfast.
21:58Judy and Penny are waiting.
21:59I'm not very hungry, Mom.
22:00Oh, well, don't you think that the sooner they see you,
22:05the sooner they can get accustomed to you?
22:08You haven't really changed, you know.
22:11Come on.
22:13Anybody can be green.
22:15Not as desirable or exclusive as a sturdy silver gray,
22:19but acceptable.
22:24Athena, where are you?
22:27Oh, dear.
22:29Athena, where are you?
22:31My little green bird.
22:32Athena, Athena, where are you?
22:36Oh, dear.
22:38What a disaster.
22:40What a terrible calamity has before me.
22:42How cruel they are to blame me.
22:44All I was trying to do
22:46was to let that dear boy share in the splendors of...
22:49Dr. Smith!
22:53Dr. Smith!
22:58Athena!
22:59Oh, Athena, thank heaven I found you.
23:01Oh, pretty, pretty.
23:04Make news, Wiggle.
23:05Not now, my treasure.
23:07I'm in a terrible jam.
23:09Jam?
23:09What engine?
23:10There is no time for explanations now, Athena.
23:13No time at all.
23:14Listen.
23:15You must come with me at once
23:16and see what that unprincipled heathen,
23:18Urso, has done to ill.
23:19Only you can save me from permanent disgrace,
23:21impossible bodily injury.
23:23Now, come, dear.
23:23Come.
23:24We must hurry.
23:25Hurry me.
23:40Oh, he are beautiful.
23:44Beautiful?
23:45That's not a word to use for boys.
23:48Me do not know much word.
23:51Duke to Smith, teach I more plenty soon.
23:55The point is, Athena,
23:57regardless of how you feel, Will looks now.
23:59We'd rather have him back the way he was.
24:01You simply must change him back.
24:04Not like Green?
24:07Oh, there's nothing wrong with it.
24:09Except that you must realize
24:10that my son belongs in this dimension,
24:12not yours.
24:14Now, I can't explain what happened,
24:15and maybe you can,
24:16but that's not important.
24:17The important thing is,
24:18we've got to help Will.
24:19Not understand.
24:21It is very pretty, Green.
24:26Me, Green?
24:28Not like I?
24:29Yes, of course we do, Athena.
24:32Then you like Boy.
24:34Nothing wrong with Green, Boy.
24:38Well, it's just that
24:39we want our boy
24:41to be the way he was.
24:43I'm sorry.
24:44I cannot help.
24:46Ursa play game on handsome,
24:49pretty handsome Dr. Smith.
24:51Ursa, only one can change Boy back.
24:54That terrible man.
24:55Athena jilted him for me.
24:56I suppose this is his revenge.
24:58Is he also from the Green Dimension?
25:00Where else?
25:00Oh, dear.
25:02Why the blazes should she want you,
25:04rather than one of her own kind?
25:05Dr. Smith are brilliant.
25:07You are not so smart.
25:09He are brave.
25:11You are scaredy-cats.
25:13He tell-eyes.
25:14That's quite enough, my dear.
25:16Dr. Smith are special.
25:19He make nose wiggle when he speak.
25:24Only one in Green Dimension
25:27with nose wiggle.
25:29Where is this Ursa?
25:31Ursa, wait for Dr. Smith.
25:33For me?
25:34Why?
25:35Ursa play game on boy.
25:39Now you play game on Ursa.
25:42But I don't know any games.
25:44Punch, kick, choke,
25:48break bone.
25:49All very good game.
25:52Handsome, pretty handsome.
25:54You win for I.
25:57But it's not fair.
25:59It's not fair.
26:00He's a heavyweight.
26:00I'm a mere bantam.
26:02Can't you persuade him to forget the whole thing, my dear?
26:04It's old custom in Green Dimension.
26:08When new one fight,
26:11we'll kill old one.
26:14You win for I,
26:17handsome, pretty handsome, Dr. Smith.
26:21But I'm not in condition.
26:23I shall require at least a month in a training camp.
26:25Ursa, wait now.
26:27I could show you a few karate tricks before you go, Dr. Smith.
26:30Thank you, no.
26:31I shall never be a match for that brute.
26:33You know fight game with Ursa?
26:35No.
26:36No, it's out of the question.
26:38Dr. Smith, disappoint I.
26:41Dr. Smith, not love Athena.
26:46You know, play fight game with Ursa.
26:49Athena, go.
26:56Oh, dear, oh, dear.
26:58The Herculean labors that she demands of me.
27:01Now you can see what an impossible creature she is.
27:04Well, judging from what you must have told her, Dr. Smith,
27:07I'd say she's just expecting you to keep your word.
27:09I merely told her a little about myself.
27:12You promised to go to the Green Dimension with her.
27:15That was a tactical maneuver in the interests of science, my boy.
27:19Well, with your experience with tactical maneuvers,
27:21I don't think you'll have any trouble with her, so...
27:23Now, what's more, Smith?
27:24I'm not gonna let you weasel out of this one.
27:26Now, you got will into this, you're gonna get him out.
27:38Hi.
27:39Oh, hi, Penny.
27:47What are you doing way out here?
27:48Well, looking at the stars.
27:50They look kind of friendly tonight.
27:53More friendly than we are?
27:55Maybe.
27:56You know that's not so.
27:58Isn't it?
27:59Of course not.
28:02Would you like to play a game of chess with me?
28:04No, thanks, Penny.
28:05Not right now.
28:06You think you're something special just because you're green, don't you?
28:10Well, you're not.
28:11You're the same Will Robinson you always were.
28:14And if you think we're gonna make a big fuss over you or treat you differently, you're wrong.
28:18I don't want anyone making any fuss.
28:20I just want you to leave me alone.
28:22Leave me alone!
28:25I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
28:27It's nothing you said.
28:30Well, then what is it?
28:31Well, couldn't we...
28:35I mean, couldn't you do something that would make me green, too?
28:42You wouldn't want that.
28:43I wouldn't have said it if I didn't mean it.
28:47After all, green's a very nice color.
28:49It goes with everything.
28:50You know, I never thought about that.
28:53Maybe I just will play you that game of chess now.
29:08You're not brooding, are you?
29:09No, but I could be persuaded to very easily.
29:13Shouldn't they be in bed?
29:14Now, look, this is the first time that Will has shown any interest in anything since he turned green.
29:19Now, I'm gonna let them stay up as late as they like.
29:21John?
29:22Yeah?
29:23There's no sign of that joke that she called Urso.
29:26Now, wait for it.
29:27I left him up on the telescope.
29:29How do you know he won't run away?
29:30I left the robot with him.
29:31Besides, he knows if he starts running, he better keep on running.
29:40Oh.
29:46If he doesn't come very soon, I shall claim victory.
29:49Is it possible that he's afraid of me?
29:51Negative.
29:54If only I knew what the outcome of all this will be.
29:58Outcome?
29:59Synonym for prediction.
30:02Prediction?
30:05No, no.
30:07Better not.
30:07No telling what will happen.
30:09One green skin in the family is quite enough.
30:12You, sir, come here.
30:14Approach the telescope.
30:15Activate your sensors.
30:16And report your observations to me.
30:17You wish to peek into the future and find out what will happen after the fight?
30:22Whether you will survive the moment of truth?
30:25Spare me your bullring dramatics, you ludicrous lump. Do as you're told.
30:29If you insist.
30:31But I have been programmed to dislike the sight of blood.
30:34Your programming is of no interest to me, you bumbling bird brain.
30:38But maybe you're right.
30:39It might be too hideous to look at.
30:42Oh, dear, if only I knew whether he was coming.
30:44Perhaps I could leave him a note claiming victory through default.
30:47Dr. Smith, he is here.
30:49What? What? Where? Where?
30:56Not so fast, Ursa, old boy.
30:57Not so fast.
30:58We both need time to prepare you.
31:02Are you familiar with the Marquis of Queensbury's rules?
31:06Oh, I don't suppose you are.
31:11Couldn't we talk this over, Ursa, old boy?
31:13I mean, as man to man, or whatever you are.
31:16Confidentially, I am an innocent victim in all this.
31:19I can't help being so attractive to Athena.
31:22But, uh, but between you and me, she's really not my type.
31:43Don't you hurt me?
31:44Stop that. It wants you here.
31:51What are you doing?
31:53Lead with the left, Dr. Smith.
32:07Oh, dear, don't turn me green.
32:25Oh, dear.
32:47Well, I don't understand.
32:49It's just the family standing around.
32:52There's an old saying that what is buried in the ground is soon forgotten.
32:58But this is one time that I'm not likely to forget.
33:01Nor will I. A wonderful helper, tireless, loyal, uncomplaining.
33:09It's a funeral for some space, unfortunate, with everyone watching.
33:13Professor and Mrs. Robinson, Major West, Judy, Penny...
33:21No, it can't be. They're all there but me.
33:25It's my funeral.
33:28Who else can it be? Who else is loyal, tireless and uncomplaining?
33:33Oh, dear, my end has come. I'm going to die so young, so young.
33:41Oh, me and me!
33:48I'm going to die.
33:50I'm going to die. I'm going to die.
34:32I'm gonna die.
34:35Where's the trouble?
34:36It'll be atomic cookers heating coils are shot.
34:39Looks like we'll have to junk the whole unit.
34:41Yeah, we're going to miss it too.
34:58John, any word yet about Dr. Smith?
35:00No, we'll take another look as soon as we bury this contaminated unit.
35:03There was no trace of him when you looked this morning.
35:05Well, as far as I know, he could have gone off to the green dimension.
35:09That I doubt.
35:11Now I've got a hunch he's out there someplace skulking around
35:13until he comes up with an alibi that he thinks we'll swallow.
35:17Mmm, tastes this well.
35:18I crossed that minty stuff with that yellow fruit we found,
35:20and now it tastes like licorice.
35:22No thanks, Granny.
35:25Is it because you don't care for anything, but...
35:27But what?
35:29Well, maybe the kind of food we like doesn't appeal to you anymore.
35:34Would you like me to get you some...
35:35Deutronium?
35:38No.
35:39Not quite that. I don't think I'm ready for that yet.
35:43Besides, I've got other things on my mind.
35:45You're worried about Dr. Smith.
35:47So am I.
35:48I think I'd better go look for him.
35:50I'll go with you.
35:51No, Penny, stay here.
35:52It's not that I don't want you, but...
35:54Well, I feel Dr. Smith's my responsibility right now.
36:20Oh, dear William.
36:23Oh, dear William.
36:25How good have you been here?
36:26comfort in my last hours. Everyone's been worried about you, sir. Dad and Dan were out looking for
36:31you, and I was afraid that you might be... Don't spare me the word, my boy. You were afraid I
36:37was
36:37dead. Whatever small consolation it might be, I expect to live a bit longer. On borrowed time,
36:44you might say. However, I fear my mortal hours are numbered. You mean you're gonna die soon?
36:51It could happen at any moment. How can you say that until you meet Ursa? We have already met.
36:56I could have fought him to a standstill or broken his back, but the cunning rascal outsmarted me and
37:02lured me into seeing my future. And as you can see, I'm working on it now. Your own tombstone? Yes,
37:10indeed. It's a bitter task, but one that I prefer not to leave to others. Dear William, you do understand
37:20that under the circumstances I was much too demoralized to do anything further about your
37:24green condition. I understand, Dr. Smith. That's okay. I just can't believe that you won't be with us much
37:30longer. Can you, Robot? I have already written Dr. Smith off, Will Robinson. No traitor, after all I've done
37:37for you. Well, in any case, how do you like it so far? It's okay, I guess. What do you
37:44mean, you guess?
37:45In my own humble opinion, it's an outstanding example of the stonecarver's art, worthy of a
37:51Michelangelo. You are fortunate that Michelangelo is not around to hear you say that. Silence, you
37:57uncultured clump. Maybe if I went to Athena, she might know a way to save you. No, William. The moving
38:03finger rights and having writ moves on. It wouldn't do any harm to try. If the worst comes to the
38:10worst,
38:10as I'm sure it will, would you tell her that I would like her, please, to come to my funeral?
38:15It
38:15will be a magnificent ceremony. Adieu. What a brave young lad he is. I must write a will and leave
38:27him
38:27something to remember me by. Yes, I have it. I shall leave him my priceless collection of self-portraits.
38:35There is a much better way for him to remember you by, Dr. Smith. Indeed. What can a man so
38:42close
38:42to death leave to another but his treasures? A man so close to death can fight to the death
38:49with Ursel. After all, you have nothing to lose but your life. What? I will now go to Ursel and
38:55issue
38:56your challenge to a duel to the death. It is a far, far better thing than you have ever done.
39:01You will go out in savage splendor. Never fear. Smith is here, but not for long.
39:20Athena! Athena!
39:24Oh!
39:28Oh!
39:31Oh!
39:33Oh!
39:34Oh!
39:35Boy, am I glad to find you. I've got to talk to you about Dr. Smith.
39:39Handsome, brave, handsome, Dr. Smith. I thought you were angry at him.
39:47He go make fight game with Ursel. How do you know about that?
39:53Athena know much, many, everything. Oh, so brave, Dr. Smith. He make fight for me.
40:03Well, he's only fighting because he looked into the future and saw that he's gonna die anyway.
40:08That's why I came to you to see if you could help him, so he won't have to fight Ursel
40:11and die.
40:13Please, Athena.
40:15You love Dr. Smith?
40:18Kind of, I guess.
40:20He make wiggle nose for little green boy?
40:25No, he just did that for you.
40:27Now, I know you think Dr. Smith's brave and handsome and romantic and bold and all that stuff, but...
40:33Well, I think you should know the truth about him.
40:35Dr. Smith's just a scaredy-cat.
40:39Scaredy-cats?
40:40Yeah, he's afraid of his own shadow. You've gotta help him, Athena.
40:45Handsome. Pretty handsome.
40:49Dr. Smith? Are scaredy-cats?
40:53Uh-huh.
40:54Ah.
40:58You cute little green fella. How about you come to Green Dimension with Athena?
41:04I may be a cute little green fella, but I don't think I'm ready to fly yet.
41:10Okay.
41:16Dr. Smith, we hide.
41:23It was quite unnecessary to bring that along, you know.
41:26In the interest of efficient handling and to avoid unnecessary transportation, I thought it was sound economics.
41:37Indeed, you ghoul!
41:45You didn't mean such a devilish hurry to finish me off, you know.
41:48The antagonists will now select their weapons.
41:52Yes! Yes! Yes!
42:01Yes! Yes! Yes!
42:02Oh, don't die.
42:05Laces, gentlemen, please!
42:08Yes! Yes, I'm going!
42:17Ready?
42:18Three!
42:18One!
42:19Two!
42:20Three!
42:21Four!
42:22Five!
42:23Six!
42:24Come back!
42:25Pull!
42:25Pull!
42:26Come back!
42:32There's an old saying that what is buried in the ground is soon forgotten.
42:37But this is one time that I'm not likely to forget.
42:41Nor will I.
42:43A wonderful helper.
42:45Tireless.
42:47Loyal.
42:48Uncomplaining.
42:51My dear good friend!
42:53What have you done?
42:54You've buried me alive!
42:55Oh, now, Dr. Smith, don't be silly.
42:58Calm down.
42:59Where have you been?
42:59I'm here, don't you see?
43:01Not down there.
43:02You buried the wrong person.
43:03We haven't buried anyone.
43:05We've just got rid of this contaminated piece of radioactive equipment.
43:08Then the future lied.
43:09I'm not going to die!
43:12No, no!
43:12You don't understand yourself!
43:24Five minutes!
43:33Save me!
43:34Do something!
43:43Spare me!
43:43Spare me!
43:44Spare me!
43:44Don't hurt me!
43:44I could be your dear friend.
43:45I really could.
43:46Please!
43:47Please!
43:48Sir!
43:48noi!
44:10Ciao!
44:10Mr. Smith, you running away!
44:13humming in love to her!
44:13No, no!
44:17you don't act as big as sinful!
44:18And in love to Her
44:20so much many disappoint dr smith in green dimension dr smith small small pumpkins
44:29me throw him back like a little fish
44:56will oh will will athena's gone good i don't think she believed me when i told her that dr smith
45:05was
45:06a scaredy cat i thought she was going to take me back with her well i'm sure she understood that
45:10we'd much rather have you with us no matter how i look no matter how you look hey i'm not
45:17green
45:17anymore that's right all right now let's get back to the ship huh come on
45:31dear old sagittarius if you knew what a terrible fate you nearly ordained for me what is this thing
45:40called love
45:41love is a plate of spinach
45:47handsome pretty handsome dr smith
46:10lovely lunch delicious would you care for a cookie will you dr smith the regulator's entering fusion
46:15stage the radiation counts increasing no need to worry we are quite safe behind this rock but the robot the
46:21lead shield might not protect him he's merely a servo mechanism his loss i'm sure will not long be
46:27remembered how can you say things like that and besides if there is an explosion an explosion perhaps
46:33you're right we'd best do something
46:37that's all right i think the robot's got it under control
46:40ah good
46:49the atomic regulator is secure there is no more danger of radioactive poisoning
46:56it certainly took you long enough you lugubrious laggard now let us return to camp and build fires against the
47:01light
47:01there may well be alien monsters afoot we're safe with the robot dr smith safe indeed he's about as
47:08as protective as a leaky umbrella
47:11what is that
47:21good heavens we're being attacked by aliens
47:23there's only one dr smith
47:25the forerunner of an army
47:49i am so sagrem on the avantea and bid defiance prepare to do
47:56battle or hold yourself captive knife
47:59he's going to attack
48:00do something cowardly clump
48:02hurry finish him off
48:04i am sorry i can do nothing
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49:10THE END
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