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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) —S2E14 - The Dream Monster
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00:05Last week, as you recall, we left our space family suffering in the grip of a blistering
00:09solar heat wave.
00:10All were unaware that an alien Dr. Frankenstein, with his golden monster, was soon to disrupt
00:17their peaceful world.
00:22What kind of contraption is that, Dr. Smith?
00:24It's a punkah, my boy.
00:25Very popular with rajas, pashas, caliphs, and similar powerful potentates.
00:30You may share in its cooling breeze if you promise to hold your breathing down to a minimum.
00:36That's a pretty good breeze, but does it do anything for the robot?
00:40It lowers my thermal balance to a point where all senses perform at optimum efficiency.
00:46Be still, you babbling birdbrain.
00:48No one is interested in your state of health.
00:52Have either of you seen Penny?
00:54Well, I haven't seen her since breakfast, Mom.
00:56Would you care to cheer the blessings of my humble invention, madam?
00:59No, thank you.
01:02Pull, Ninny.
01:05All right.
01:10Boy, what a time for the air unit to go out.
01:13Yeah, someone sure overloaded us.
01:15You know, you said that as well you think I did it.
01:18Well, that wasn't my meaning.
01:19You know, you're being a little hypersensitive, Don.
01:21Hypersensitive?
01:22Oh, now, look.
01:26Oh, dear.
01:27I was hoping Penny was up here.
01:28She's not in her cabin.
01:33You want me to go look for her?
01:34No, no, that's all right, darling.
01:36You go on with your work.
01:36I'll go.
01:37All right.
01:44Oh, here's a thirsty one.
01:47You're not going to die like all the others because of the heat.
01:49I'll see to that.
01:50Here, Debbie, you want to water it?
01:52Here we go.
01:54Come on.
01:56Huh?
01:57Isn't that lovely?
01:59There.
02:20Don't be afraid, little girl.
02:21He won't hurt you.
02:22Who are you?
02:24I am Sezma.
02:25This is Radian.
02:26He's my masterpiece.
02:28Of course, he's not quite ready for exposure yet.
02:31He walked today for the first time.
02:33Of course, I didn't give him very much power on his first promenade.
02:37That's why he ended up in such a ridiculous position.
02:41Who are you?
02:42I'm Penny Robinson.
02:44What were you doing to that growth there?
02:47I was watering it.
02:49And it's not a growth.
02:50It's a very beautiful flower.
02:52I wanted to keep it alive.
02:53Don't you think it's beautiful?
02:56Beautiful.
03:07Beautiful.
03:09When things are beautiful, they give you such a thrilling, wonderful feeling.
03:14Thrilling, wonderful feeling.
03:19Where exactly is this feeling located?
03:23Just all over.
03:25It's a part of you.
03:27Like hope and courage, loyalty, love.
03:33So these feelings are all part of you.
03:36Extraordinary.
03:37I wonder if I should give a little of each of them to Radian.
03:42What would you take for some of these feelings?
03:44Oh, you can't buy a person's feelings.
03:46Everybody has their own.
03:48They do.
03:50I think I'd better get back to the Jupiter, too.
03:53Come on, Debbie.
03:54Come on.
03:55Bye.
03:58Feelings wonderful, beautiful.
04:02Courage, loyalty, love.
04:15How would you like to feel the thrill of beauty?
04:18The beauty that's in that growth, for instance.
04:21I think she called it a flower.
04:32Obviously, you are lacking in feeling.
04:34That must be corrected.
04:38He's had enough exercise for one day.
04:40Take him back to the ship.
04:43Those feelings, she spook, are called for study.
04:46I must make my laboratory on this planet for a while.
04:50That child may have the very elements I need for Radian.
04:54I must find some way to extract them.
05:02The End
05:17¶¶
05:49¶¶
06:05Penny?
06:10Penny?
06:12Here, Mom.
06:13Oh, my goodness.
06:14I was just about to go back and send out a search party for you.
06:17Where on earth have you been?
06:19Don't you know what this heat can do to you?
06:20Heat doesn't affect children as much as grown-ups, Mom.
06:23Obviously not.
06:24But at least you had the good sense to bring your canteen with you.
06:27Where were you?
06:28Oh, Debbie and I were over in Green Rock Canyon.
06:31I gave most of my water to a flower.
06:33A flower.
06:34And that's not all.
06:35While I was watering it, a strange creature appeared.
06:38At first I didn't know what he was gonna do.
06:40A creature?
06:41Then Sesmar showed up, and he told me that...
06:44Come on, you're gonna go right home with me.
06:45I'm gonna put you in a cold bath.
06:46I think you've got a touch of heat stroke.
06:51Okay?
06:52Let's give it a try.
07:06It appears that our air conditioning engineers have finally earned their keep and high time too.
07:12You may rest, you pusillanimous punker.
07:21Ah, may I share the cool air with you, my dear?
07:23Of course.
07:24Oh, what a blessing.
07:25What a relief.
07:27I could have had this fixed much earlier, you know.
07:29If only I'd had the time.
07:30Oh, I'm sure you could, Ed, Dr. Smith.
07:32How's Penny?
07:33Still babbing to mother about someone called Sesmar.
07:36I tell you, that heat's made her more kooky than she was before.
07:39Well, a little extra cool air will accelerate her recovery.
07:41Well, don't overload it, Dr. Smith.
07:43Never fear.
07:44Smith is here.
07:45Ah, it's working.
07:47Perhaps just a trifle more.
08:02What's been fooling with that air conditioning unit?
08:04Oh, Dr. Smith tried to.
08:06I was deeply concerned for dear Penny's symptoms of heat prostration.
08:09Don't give me that.
08:10You're never concerned about anyone but Zachary Smith.
08:13Dr. Zachary Smith, if you please.
08:14So you did it for Penny, eh?
08:16Smith, in your entire life, you've never done anything for anyone but yourself.
08:20He let me share his punker.
08:21I let him share my punker?
08:23Your punker.
08:24Which you made from insulation you stole from our food storage unit.
08:28John, I've had him up to here.
08:30I can't take any more now.
08:31Either he goes or I do.
08:32Oh, now, Don, surely you don't mean that.
08:34Dear friends, rather than place you on the horns of a tragic dilemma,
08:37and in the interest of harmony,
08:39I am quite prepared to voluntarily remove myself from the camp.
08:45Is no one going to stop me?
08:46Well, you did volunteer to leave, didn't you?
08:49Yes, I did.
08:50But a few more protestations on your part would not have been amiss?
08:54Well, in a few days when we're all feeling a little less irritable,
08:56maybe things will change.
08:57Not for me they won't.
08:58Bar, Major.
09:01For the pain.
09:02For the pain.
09:03The pain.
09:04I do.
09:11Mmm.
09:13Lovely.
09:15Mmm.
09:16Mmm.
09:18A series of minor character disorders, induced by excessive temperature, that's all it was.
09:24Mmm.
09:26Mmm.
09:26In the morning, when their consciences begin to trouble them, they'll come and get me.
09:29Indeed they will.
09:31Down on your knees, Major, and beg forgiveness.
09:34Not until then will I even consider returning.
09:38Mmm.
09:39Sweet revenge.
09:41Sweet revenge.
09:48Sweet revenge.
09:50Sweet revenge.
09:54Good revenge.
09:56Yeah.
10:05LOL
10:07What the hell?
10:10That's there.
10:10All right.
10:11See you, my boy.
10:11Yeah.
10:22Oh my boy.
10:24Okay.
10:38Let's go.
11:00Oh, it's a nightmare. It must be the heat.
11:05Nice work. Excellent.
11:07Well, which one are you?
11:09The little girl's father.
11:10The little girl?
11:12You mean Penny?
11:13Are you the sesma she was babbling about?
11:15Ah, she told you about it.
11:17Did she also tell you that I tried to buy some of her feeling for beauty, loyalty, love, and that
11:22sort of thing?
11:23My dear sir, I am not the child's father. I am Dr. Zachary Smith.
11:27And let me assure you that I have nothing whatever to do with any of them.
11:30As a matter of fact, I've cut myself off from all dealings with them. They infuriate in me.
11:36Infuriate? Is that a feeling?
11:38A very dangerous one. I can imitate the actions of a tiger when I'm aroused.
11:43That's very interesting.
11:44But I don't think it would be advisable to give that feeling to Aurelia.
11:51My little laboratory assistants agree with me.
11:54I'm rather proud of those little devils.
11:56After all, I made them out of nothing much but string and bailing wire to you as one of your
11:59earthbound colloquialisms, Doctor.
12:02You made them.
12:03Yes.
12:04Just as I made him.
12:07Come.
12:12Don't touch.
12:14When he is finished, he will be the very acme of organic perfection and beauty.
12:19He will be the prototype for future generations of biophysicists to look up to and try to surpass.
12:24But they never will.
12:26His lifespan is practically eternal.
12:28He will be my guard against all dangers.
12:31How exciting.
12:33Tell me, dear sir, would you have any interest at all in taking him to Earth?
12:37I could be your guide when we got there.
12:40We could surely negotiate a fabulous contract to make hundreds like him, a whole army of Radion.
12:44Silence!
12:47Radion is unique.
12:49There will never be another like him.
12:52Bring him over here.
12:55What?
12:55What?
12:56What are you going to do with me?
12:59I'm going to find out what other feelings you are capable of, other than infuriation.
13:04But why?
13:05No!
13:07They may be useful on Radion.
13:13Sly, lazy, cowardly, sycophantic.
13:17Extraordinary.
13:19There's nothing useful about you at all.
13:21Indeed, sir.
13:22I consider that a deadly insult.
13:24Character assassination.
13:25The worm is turning.
13:30You barbarous little devils.
13:33It is an excellent idea.
13:35They suggest that I reduce you to your basic chemistry and put you together again.
13:39They don't approve of your unworthy characteristics any more than I do.
13:42Oh, please, sir, don't fiddle with my chemistry.
13:45I have the deepest admiration for you.
13:47The greatest respect for your achievements.
13:49You're flattering me, Smith.
13:52Remarkable how accurate these callipers are.
13:54I made them in my spare time.
13:55You're a genius, Master.
13:58Don't bore me with your blandishment, Smith.
14:03What are you doing?
14:04I'm moving him out so that I can move you in.
14:18Stand over there, Radion.
14:25Put him on the table.
14:26No, no, please.
14:27You can't do this to me.
14:28It's murder.
14:29It's nothing of the sort.
14:30It's chemical reduction and transposition.
14:32I'm not going to destroy anything, Smith.
14:34I'm simply going to do a little rearranging.
14:36No, no, no, please.
14:37Wait a minute.
14:38Listen to me.
14:39On Earth, I'm an exceptionally worthy man.
14:40I'd be more than happy to contribute to your studies.
14:43A laboratory in your name?
14:45A hospital?
14:45A foundation?
14:46Oh, dear.
14:47Oh, dear.
14:53Please, Master, don't do this.
14:55I implore you.
14:56I can be very useful to you just the way I am.
14:58I doubt that.
14:59But I can.
15:00I can.
15:01I can get lots of feelings for you.
15:03All the feelings you want.
15:04Oh?
15:05Oh.
15:05From the others.
15:07All the cardinal virtues you want for Elion.
15:10Would you allow me to sit up, please?
15:22Oh, thank you very much.
15:24How generous you are, sir.
15:26How kind.
15:27Oh, thank you.
15:28Thank you, sir.
15:29How kind you are.
15:30Never mind all that.
15:31Well, I love your home.
15:33You've done it very well.
15:34You be quiet.
15:35What are these virtues, and where do we get them?
15:38And they'd better be something useful to radion for your sake.
15:41Virtues, yes, sir.
15:43Virtues.
15:45I'm so dry, sir.
15:46May I have a drink, please?
15:51Ah, yes.
15:52There we are.
15:53Lovely.
15:55Mmm.
15:58Splendid.
15:58Lovely.
15:59Delicious.
15:59Thank you so much.
16:00May I ask what it is?
16:01It is the molecular equivalent of mangoes, papayas, passion fruit,
16:05tickory nuts, all chemically rearranged from the common old garden skunk cabbage.
16:13It has a lovely flavour.
16:15I'm waiting, Smith.
16:17Yes, now, let me see.
16:19Feelings, wasn't it?
16:20Yes, feelings.
16:21Sound human qualities.
16:22Is that what you want for radion?
16:24I have already said so.
16:26What about leadership?
16:30A little solid technical know-how.
16:33You can get that from Professor Robinson.
16:35What else?
16:36Mrs. Robinson has a great capacity for love.
16:39Would you like that?
16:41And then there's Judy, so warm and sensitive,
16:44and young will, full of enthusiasm and eagerness for learning,
16:47and Penny.
16:48I know all about her.
16:49Yes, yes, of course you do.
16:51And then there's Major West.
16:53Now there's a man of feelings for you.
16:56Personally, I detest him,
16:57but radion might be able to use some of his aggressiveness.
17:00Well, sir, there you are.
17:03Now you can go right ahead
17:04and chemically reduce them to your heart's content.
17:06May I go now, please?
17:07No.
17:08What is it you want, sir?
17:09Haven't I helped you enough?
17:11Not quite.
17:13Some of those qualities may be useful to radion,
17:15but the question is, how are we going to get them?
17:17Well, that is your problem, is it not?
17:20No, Smith, it's yours.
17:23You will capture these qualities
17:26on this portable transpirator.
17:29You will focus it on them like a camera,
17:32without them being aware of what you're doing.
17:35Not that way around, another way.
17:39Ah!
17:40There you are.
17:41Don't press that button.
17:44Then you will return here.
17:46But I can't.
17:47I've been banished from their camp.
17:49Oh, I think a man who can talk himself
17:51out of chemical reduction
17:52can talk his way into making a few simple transpirations.
17:56Take him to the detention area.
17:59When it is light, you will travel with him.
18:01Come on, come on, come on.
18:05Come on.
18:09Ah, radion.
18:14What will you not be capable of
18:15once we have transpired
18:17some of these fine human qualities into you?
18:38I thought he might have come back this morning.
18:40Yeah, well, if he did,
18:41I'd send him right back where he came from.
19:10Dr. Smith.
19:11Shh, shh, shh.
19:13Shh, shh, shh.
20:14So you came back just as voluntarily as you left, eh, Smith?
20:22Gosh, Dr. Smith, why didn't you tell us you were coming back?
20:25Yes, why did you come back?
20:27Purely for sentimental reasons.
20:28I wanted a picture of all of you to remember you by.
20:31Did you take a picture of me while I was combing my hair?
20:34I couldn't resist it, my dear.
20:35You looked so winsome.
20:37And now you, Professor.
20:42What was that for?
20:44You looked so characteristically you just then.
20:47A man of leadership and authority.
20:49I see that.
20:50No, no, it's a very delicate instrument.
20:52Now you listen to me, Smith.
20:53Oh, no, you don't.
20:54Get angry, Major.
20:55Get as angry as you can.
20:56Rave and rant at me.
20:57It'll be marvelous.
20:58Come on, Major.
20:59Smith, you put that down or...
21:03There.
21:04Perfect shot.
21:06Thank you very much, gentleman.
21:12No, I wouldn't waste the film.
21:20I didn't even know Dr. Smith had a camera like that.
21:22I've never seen one just like it before.
21:25I'd sure like to see what kind of pictures it takes.
21:34Ah, this must be the young boy, Will.
21:37Enthusiasm, eagerness to learn.
21:39It's all here.
21:41Congratulations, Smith.
21:41Thank you very much, sir.
21:44In fact, they're all excellent.
21:45Except this one.
21:47That must be Major West.
21:49You know, Smith, you could make an excellent laboratory assistant for me.
21:53It's very kind of you to say so, sir.
21:56I might even be able to help you with radion.
21:59Yes, you might.
22:00You might.
22:01And I might even impose upon you to make a brief stop at the planet Earth once we leave here.
22:07That is, if my work proves satisfactory, Master.
22:10The planet Earth?
22:11Oh, yes, you might.
22:13You might.
22:14At last.
22:15At last.
22:15What was that?
22:16Nothing at all, sir.
22:18Just another expression of my deepest respect for you, Master.
22:23Well.
22:26Let's see what the characteristics that you've captured on these transpiration plates will do for radion.
22:49With these added human qualities, you will not only be unique,
22:54but you will not only be unique, but you will be the prototype for the man of the future.
22:59Thank you, Master.
23:04Fetch me those flowers I plucked this morning.
23:11Radion.
23:13What do these flowers do for you?
23:24Beautiful. Beautiful.
23:27Magnificent!
23:30Why did he do that?
23:32He may have an allergy.
23:34That's a human quality to you?
23:36No. No.
23:37Clearly, personal contact with the donor of these qualities is necessary.
23:42Character transpiration is rather like blood transfusion.
23:45They must come here.
23:47You mean you want me to go back there?
23:49No. This is a task I must perform myself later today.
23:52It's going to require tact.
23:55Equality which I don't believe is quite up your alley, as they say.
23:58As they used to say, Master. It's rather dated now.
24:01I want all of you to police this area.
24:04We may have visitors.
24:35We may have to do a little planning, but before too long, you and I will make work.
24:41Wonderful music together.
24:49Soldier, soldier, won't you marry me?
24:53It's all a fife and rum.
24:56How can I marry such a pretty girl as you, when I've got no ha...
25:06Delightful. Perfectly delightful.
25:08Oh, it says Mark.
25:10Then you haven't forgotten me.
25:11How could I?
25:12Everybody told me I was imagining you.
25:14Come on in, and you can prove I wasn't.
25:24Dad, he's here.
25:25Oh, Nigel Smith again.
25:29This is a gentleman you wouldn't believe I saw.
25:31His name's Sesmar.
25:32Who are you?
25:34What do you want here?
25:35Oh, I have lived on this planet for almost a year now, according to your reckoning.
25:39I believe that gives me some sort of eminent domain, doesn't it, in your peculiar terminology?
25:49It's Sesmar, Mom.
25:52Sesmar?
25:52Oh, well, then you're...
25:54As you can see, I am quite real.
25:56What do you want here?
25:58You seem to be having some little difficulty with your atmospheric modifier.
26:02May I...
26:03No.
26:22I don't think you should have any more trouble with it now.
26:30What is that?
26:32Oh, that's a molecular replicator.
26:34Just a miniature, of course.
26:36Here's something that I think you might find useful.
26:38It's a transponder interrogator.
26:40You might use it in your communication system.
26:43And this is a digitizer.
26:45This you will find enormously helpful.
26:47It will increase the efficiency of your robot.
26:50And I also have an impact predictor.
26:54It might help you to avoid meteor storms during the course of your travel.
26:58Now, just why are you giving us all these things?
26:59Oh, as remuneration for those excellent transpirator images of you?
27:04Transpirator images?
27:06Did you get those from Dr. Smith?
27:08Oh, he was a most willing worker in the interest of science.
27:11You mean in the interest of Smith?
27:12You must be Major West.
27:13That's right.
27:14He's no more fond of you than you are of him.
27:16Well, as you have probably guessed, I am a biophysicist.
27:20Deposited on those plates are the code symbols of all the qualities that make you what you are.
27:25Sure, and take them without our consent.
27:27Only because transpiration is more effective when the subject is unaware of the purpose.
27:32What purpose is that?
27:34The transpiration of all your fine human qualities into Radion.
27:38That's a strange creature I saw, Mom.
27:41Ah, but he's no longer strange.
27:42Now he's superb.
27:44He would like very much to thank you all in person.
27:47Who is this Radion, and what have you gotten from us?
27:50Come, see for yourselves.
27:53What do you say, Dad?
27:54Shall we go?
27:55Well, it certainly aroused my curiosity.
27:58Mine too.
27:59And mine.
28:01All right, we'll go.
28:02John, we can't.
28:02We go.
28:03All right, look, I'm outnumbered, but if we do go, we're taking the chariot.
28:06We may need all its firepower.
28:18Warning, warning, biophysical experiments extremely dangerous to Earth people.
28:24Repeat, extremely dangerous.
28:26Warning, warning.
28:47That way, please.
28:56I don't like this, John.
28:58I don't like it at all.
28:59Don't you think you're carrying your caution a little too far?
29:02Further than his sweet talk.
29:08Would you step into the conveyor tube, please?
29:38Welcome to my flying laboratory.
29:51Well, don't be alarmed, children.
29:53They're stuffed.
29:54Parts of them went into the baking of radio.
29:55He doesn't look as scary as he did the first time I saw it.
29:59Oh, he's as gentle as a lamb, as human as you are yourselves.
30:02He is my life's work, my masterpiece.
30:05He is the ideal organism.
30:07He is perfection itself.
30:09But without human qualities, he would be just another android.
30:13As ordinary as that robot of yours.
30:15Our robot's not ordinary.
30:16I'm glad to hear you say that.
30:19It shows loyalty.
30:20A very desirable quality for Radion.
30:23Thank the young man, Radion.
30:30I thank you.
30:32You're welcome.
30:38He sure has a warm handshake.
30:40A human handshake.
30:43I'll thank the ladies, Radion.
30:45I thank you.
30:50I thank you.
30:54I'll thank the lovely lady over there.
31:02Marine, wait.
31:04John, I don't like this handshaking business.
31:06It's just a formality.
31:08Exactly.
31:09Oh, fine.
31:10All right, I'm going back to the ship.
31:12I'll pick up some gear.
31:12I'll meet you at the drill site.
31:17Radion is waiting to thank you, Mrs. Robinson.
31:21I thank you, Mrs. Robinson.
31:24You're very welcome.
31:26Mrs. Robinson, I understand that the strongest force in your world is love.
31:31It is.
31:33I'm very glad you have given it to Radion.
31:36I'll thank Professor Robinson, Radion.
31:41I thank you.
31:53Who appointed you, meteorologist?
31:55I am self-appointed.
31:57By default of others.
31:59What others?
32:00All others.
32:03Well, that's just great.
32:04Someone has to mind the store.
32:12Is there any more paper?
32:14Does it matter?
32:15If you two are finished with this very important job, it might be a good idea to clean up this
32:19mess.
32:19Why?
32:20What difference does it make?
32:22What difference does anything make?
32:23Listen, you two, that's not funny.
32:25I want this swept up now.
32:26We'll do it later.
32:28I said now, Penny.
32:30Do you hear me?
32:32Now.
32:35What's the matter with him?
32:37It's just one of his eager beaver days.
32:39He'll get over it.
32:53Hey, what's the big idea?
32:56I expected you to join me at the drill side a couple of hours ago.
32:59Well, I guess I forgot.
33:00That's not all you forgot.
33:01Oh?
33:02For one thing.
33:03How to behave like the commander of this ship.
33:05Tom, what's the matter with you?
33:06Do you know that all of our instrumentation was in an off position?
33:09So what?
33:11What's so important about that?
33:12Do you realize what you're saying?
33:14Well, it's like saying that survival isn't important.
33:16God, I don't like the way you're acting.
33:17Something's not right around here.
33:19You're acting like you're in some kind of a cloud cuckoo land somewhere and nothing matters.
33:21You haven't heard me complaining, have you?
33:23This all started when you shook hands with that so-called gentle radion.
33:26I don't like the way you're acting.
33:28Any of you, it's...
33:29Don't you understand?
33:30Sesma wanted your fine human qualities for that ape.
33:33And he got him.
33:34You know how?
33:35By depriving you of him.
33:36That's plain ridiculous.
33:38It is.
33:39You want some proof?
33:41All right, I'll get it.
33:48Splatid!
33:49You are an app, you both.
33:51Very, very good.
33:51Faster, faster!
33:54Stop that!
33:57What is the meaning of this?
33:58What have you done to radion?
34:00I'm waiting for an answer.
34:01We were just having a bit of harmless fun, master.
34:04By turning radion into a clown?
34:06How dare you?
34:08Where's my remote control?
34:10I...
34:10I borrowed it.
34:19Look at him.
34:21Behaving like a sentimental dolt.
34:23Isn't that one of the qualities you wanted him to have?
34:25No, it isn't.
34:27I see now what I did wrong.
34:29I gave him all the good human qualities and none of the bad ones.
34:33He'll need some of those to cope with people like you.
34:35Veleon, guard this earthly.
34:46Come here.
34:50Now listen carefully.
34:52I have a very important task for you.
34:58Oh, my God.
35:26Ah, an ideal combination.
35:29A little of Smith's cunning, a touch of your pugnacious qualities, Major,
35:33and Radian should be fully equipped to survive in any hostile environment.
35:37I want you to know, Sesmar, that the minute I'm out of this mess,
35:39you and that precious masterpiece of yours has had it.
35:42Don't threaten him, Major. He can easily reduce us to our basic chemistry.
35:45Just my luck. Being hooked up with a spineless character like you.
35:48Far too good for you!
35:50Ah, that should be perfect.
35:51I caught you both in your most characteristic attitudes.
35:55Well, let us see what this plate will do for Radian.
36:11Thank the gentleman, Radian.
36:26I thank you.
36:30Ah, let me go!
36:32Take them away.
36:33Stand guard over them until I can think of some other use for their bodies.
36:40Doomed. Helplessly doomed.
36:41Shut up, Smith.
36:42No need to be rude, Major. We have to be very careful with each other now.
36:45Yeah. Sesmar's buddy system.
36:56Well, how do we get out of this?
36:58You're supposed to be the electronic genius. You tell me.
37:01That's funny.
37:02What's funny?
37:04Well, I haven't changed.
37:06Neither have you.
37:07He didn't depersonalize us the way he did the others.
37:09What do you mean?
37:10Well, I'm just as mad as I ever was, and you?
37:12Well, you're just as unbearable.
37:14Spare me the poisonous barbs, Major.
37:16You know, I think I know why.
37:18He told us the transpiration is only effective when the subject is unaware of its purpose.
37:22Well, we were aware.
37:23Then Radian does not have our human qualities?
37:26He may, and he may not.
37:28There's only one way to find out.
37:30Ask him to help us.
37:31Somehow we've got to find a way to get those transpiration plates out of his hide.
37:34If we can do that and destroy them,
37:36well, maybe the Robinsons will become what they were.
37:41Hmm. Maybe that'll do it.
37:43The least you can do is let me know when you're planning something.
37:46You see that machine over there, Smith?
37:47That activated these magnetic manacles when he locked us in.
37:51If we can get Radian to turn it on again.
37:54I think I've got a way to short-circuit it.
37:57Allow me, Major.
37:58I understand these things much better.
38:00Diplomacy was never your strong point.
38:02Radian!
38:03Dear Radian!
38:08Radian, these manacles appear to be just a little tight.
38:12I know your master wouldn't want us to injure our wrists.
38:14He might want to use them.
38:16I'll tell my master.
38:17No, no, no, no, no, Radian.
38:20Why don't you do it yourself?
38:21I know your master will be delighted
38:23if you exercise a little independent thinking.
38:27Yes, master would be delighted.
38:41Arr!
38:43Arr!
38:44Arr!
38:45Arr!
38:46Arr!
38:46Arr!
38:46Arr!
38:57Arr!
39:08Oh
39:23Do that back to me
39:24We'd better surrender
39:28Drop that torch I want those transpiration plate says more and I want them now
39:32All right, I will give them to you, but I must have the remote control unit
39:37Okay, but don't try anything funny. Oh, you'll all be nothing but centers cinders give it to us with
39:49You realize that you're ruining a magnificent experiment never mind the beautiful experiment. Just give me those plates. Come on.
39:54Hurry it up
39:56See them
40:10Stop radio stop
40:19I
40:20Thought I'd rented them passive. Oh, well, everything's imperfect in this imperfect universe
40:30What do you want me to do Smith give you a fireman's carry would you please come on? Oh, oh
40:39Why are we stopping here to wait for radio you destroy us on the contrary will destroy him and those
40:45plates once we get a chance
40:46Oh, oh, I think I'm gonna faint save it for later Smith. Yeah, let's try to get this off raise
40:50your arm
40:51There he is
40:54Let's go. No, we've got to stay here and wear him down
40:56He's bigger and stronger. He'll wear us down. I think we should go
41:04Ready on I want to talk to you talk you're in pretty bad shape
41:11Maybe I can fix you up
41:13You are not says Marr. No, but I've got a pretty good knowledge of electronics
41:19If you come over here, I'll see what I can do for you
41:22I come
41:24But first you throw away torch
41:27Still got plenty of you left in Smith
41:30Well, here's our chance
41:35Didn't affect him a bit. Let's get back to the ship. Oh chip. Come on
41:40Oh
41:46How did you two get together? Never mind radians after us radio. Why don't you go inside and take it
41:53easy? We need a laser gun
41:54You know what I am Smith. What are you planning to do later?
42:00Shut these manacles off us having taken leave of your senses. I'm too young to die. I'm not alive
42:05Oh
42:06John
42:07Be still
42:08Ah careful careful careful
42:13Thanks
42:14I'm finally rid of you Smith. That goes double for me major
42:21This is my perfect man now one you helped to create John
42:27No, it's no yes it won't have any effect on it
42:29Oh
42:35Android
42:36I am a robot
42:38Robot
42:39Affirmative
42:41Friend
42:42That statement does not compute
42:45I am brave, strong, cunning
42:48I tell lies
42:50I also tell truth
42:52I am very loyal
42:54You will be loyal
42:55Negative
42:56Do not refuse my friendship or else
43:09It's all right. He's deactivated
43:28John
43:29I don't know what's been going on but I feel as though I've been on a vacation from the living
43:34and have only just returned
43:37So do I
43:37I feel the same way
43:39Me too
43:40Don
43:41I feel as if I've hurt you in some way
43:43Is that true?
43:45Radion
43:47Radion
43:52What have you done to him?
43:53You did it to him Sesma
43:55You wanted too much from him
43:57My whole life's work shorted out
44:21You're right I wanted to make him all powerful and in doing so I corrupted him and myself
44:27My laboratory's wrecked
44:29Well I must return to my home and start all over again
44:33You would consider selling him I suppose
44:35Make us an offer
44:36Smith
44:42Well back to the drawing board
44:44You're far from a bargain at any price
44:46Aren't you going with the master Smith?
44:48I mean after all I thought you were ready to give him everything
44:51I've had a change of heart I couldn't bear to think of the sadness I'd leave behind if I were
44:55to go
44:57How dare you laugh at me? You cantankerous cold hearted clump
45:01A strong cold front is headed in this direction and should produce intermittent showers and occasional thunderstorms during the night
45:09Temperature will fall to freezing level as the cold front moves inland
45:14Merimetric pressure is
45:15Who appointed him meteorologist? That was my job
45:17Yeah along with the rest of the chores you've neglected lately
45:21I guess it was the weather
45:23Don't you think you better tell him what really happened?
45:27That is if you feel like being head man again
45:30Yes I'm going to call a meeting
45:31And there's going to be one item on the agenda
45:34Human qualities
45:36And how they can't be bought, sold, traded or given away
45:40Remove yourself you bubble headed booby
45:42This meeting is only for those with human qualities
45:44Which includes you out
45:46What?
45:48Unhand me at once
45:49You shoot us
45:55We've enjoyed some delightful experiences together
45:58And some tragic ones too I might add
46:00You're not very romantic
46:02Don't you know what time of year this is?
46:04It's May, springtime
46:06Not on this unhappy planet
46:08I was talking about Earth
46:12Springtime at home
46:13Walking hand in hand through nature's wonderland
46:15Oh my, what wouldn't I give at this very moment
46:18For even the lowly hot dog with mustard and onions
46:21And literally smothered in relish
46:24You're back to eating again
46:25My dear child, you have your important memories
46:28Please permit me to have mine
46:30And now we'd best start back to camp
46:31All this talk of food has brought on a ferocious appetite
46:34I think the spaceship's that way, Doctor Smith
46:37My sense of direction is infallible
46:45This way
46:46Oh, Doctor Smith, wait
46:47Look at this one
46:50You wanna smell it?
46:51Very well, give it here
46:53My allergy
46:56Oh, heavy
46:59Oh, Doctor Smith, what is it?
47:01Must have just landed
47:02I don't care when it got here
47:03I want nothing to do with it
47:05Aren't you just a little bit curious?
47:07Not in the least
47:08Not only did curiosity kill the cat
47:10But it's done in a goodly number of humans as well
47:13That thing on top, it's moving
47:19I don't like it
47:21Then there's someone inside
47:23I don't like it at all
47:24Come no closer
47:26We don't mean you any harm, sir
47:28We're friends
47:29Indeed we are
47:30I have no friends
47:36They're cannons
47:37Cannons?
47:38And they're pointing straight at us
47:40Don't shoot, I'm innocent, and so is she
47:42It's gonna fire
47:43No, no, no
47:45No, no!
48:13It's gonna fire
48:15You got licking
48:23It's gonna fire
48:24If a girl
48:24Bye
48:24Bye
48:24B
48:39¶¶
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