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Tv, Lost in Space (1965) S2E25 - The Colonists
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00:04Last week, as you recall, we left our family of space pioneers trying to set up a network of radio
00:08relay stations, unaware that even at that moment, their peaceful planet was the target of an incredible army of alien
00:16invaders.
00:21Relay station one to station two. We should be set up and operating within a few minutes.
00:27Roger, we're almost done, too.
00:31Boy, once we get all these stations set up, we'll be able to send a signal just about anywhere.
00:35You have fulfilled your mission with efficiency and dispatch, Will Robinson.
00:39Thanks, Robot. Now, if Judy and Penny can only handle their job at their relay station.
00:43They are intelligent and highly trained.
00:46I know, but you know girls.
00:48Well, anyway, if they're as good as you say, we ought to be getting the signal from them any minute.
00:51Then I can relay it on to Don and Dr. Smith.
00:57Ah, oh, good.
01:01Hey, something's wrong.
01:05Seriously wrong, Will Robinson.
01:07We are receiving some kind of alien sound wave.
01:11I can't turn it off.
01:14Stop it. Stop it. It's destroying my eardrums.
01:20Disconnect the battery.
01:21Shhh.
01:30But, John, what's wrong?
01:31We won't respond.
01:32Well, can I help?
01:34I'll try to control it from the master system.
01:53I sure wish I knew what knocked it out, Robot.
01:56I'll bet those girls goofed it somehow.
01:59Do not sell your sisters short, Will Robinson.
02:01They are not necessarily to blame.
02:03Yeah, well, somebody overloaded our transmitter.
02:06Maybe it was Dad at the Jupiter.
02:09Dad, come in, Jupiter 2.
02:11Your radio circuits are destroyed beyond hope of repair, Will Robinson.
02:15The hypersonic blast waves have destroyed all communication.
02:19What could have caused it?
02:20Who could have caused it would be a better question, Will Robinson.
02:25Chired medium well.
02:27And by a chef who knew exactly what he was doing.
02:29You certainly can't blame me this time.
02:31I had absolutely nothing to do with it.
02:33I wouldn't put it past you, Smith.
02:35Sabotage is your favorite sport.
02:37How dare you, sir?
02:38I demand an apology at once.
02:39Outrage's innocence will get you nowhere, Smith.
02:41All right, now, how did you do it?
02:42Come on, how did you do it?
02:43This is insuperable.
02:45I refuse to listen to another word.
02:47All right, Smith.
02:48Calm down.
02:49I was only testing.
02:50I don't think you had anything to do with it.
02:52I should hope not.
02:54You don't have the mentality.
02:57Well, it'll take a lot of work, but I guess it can be fixed.
03:02You're not planning to work on it today, I hope.
03:04As a matter of fact, I am.
03:06As soon as I can get in touch with the Jupiter 2 and have them send out some spare parts.
03:10Jupiter.
03:10Jupiter 2, come in.
03:12Come in, Jupiter 2.
03:13Jupiter 2, come in.
03:44Madness, sheer madness.
03:46Hiking, it'll be day sun.
04:19The Jupiter 2, come in.
04:20It's coming.
04:20The Jupiter 2.
04:20Is desean.
04:28It's coming.
04:29It's coming.
04:29The Jupiter 2, come in.
04:31The Jupiter 2.
04:39The Jupiter 2, come in.
04:42kommen habr commission, man.
04:43Russia's name.
05:10John, what's wrong with these things?
05:11I wish I knew. Every circuit in our communication systems burned out.
05:16You mean you can't get in touch with the others?
05:18No. We might as well be on a desert island.
05:21Well, we are on sort of a desert. A deserted planet.
05:26I'm not so sure about that.
05:28What do you mean?
05:30Well, systems like this don't burn out or fuse simultaneously
05:33without our backup systems taking over.
05:35You know something? Our backup systems burned out.
05:38Meaning what?
05:39This is all a deliberate plan of destruction.
05:42Deliberate?
05:42Well, if you're asking me what's behind it, I'm as much in the dark about that as you are.
05:47Well, then I think we'd better go and get the children.
05:49Well, I must realize by now that they can't reach us by radio.
05:52The sensible thing for them to do would be head right back here.
05:55No, we'd better wait.
05:56All right. They are sensible. I hope.
06:01It is my considered opinion, Will Robinson, that the sensible thing to do is return it once to the Jupiter.
06:06Well, I think it's just as sensible to try and find out what caused all this.
06:10I know what caused it, Will Robinson.
06:12You too. Well, why didn't you say so?
06:14You did not ask me.
06:15You did not ask me. Well, I'm asking you now.
06:18An electronic catastrophe such as we experienced can only be produced by hypersonic wave emissions from a source far more
06:25powerful than I am equipped to compute.
06:28That source is very close.
06:30Good. We'll find it and knock it out.
06:32Wait!
06:33Well?
06:34The source I have mentioned may be unknockable.
06:37Well, we'll see. Let's go.
06:39You are the boss, Will Robinson.
06:42Judy!
06:42Penny!
06:44Penny!
06:44Judy!
06:45What are you, Smith? Some kind of an offbeat echo?
06:47I am merely trying to do my share of the work, Major.
06:51Boy, this one really got clobbered.
06:53The girls went too close when it blew.
06:55What is this?
06:57Oh, the poor dears.
06:58Ah, Smith, don't be so morbid.
07:00My guess is they hightailed it back to the Jupiter when this thing happened.
07:03I hope so.
07:04I sincerely hope so.
07:06Well, let's get over to Will's station.
07:08Can't we assume that the same thing happened over there and make our way back to the Jupiter, too?
07:12My feet are a disaster area.
07:15I feel for you, Smith.
07:17Why don't you try walking barefoot?
07:19Barefoot, indeed.
07:26It's like Will and the robot headed back to Camp 2.
07:29We could have saved ourselves the journey if you'd listened to me.
07:32This baby makes three.
07:35They probably blew simultaneously.
07:37Why?
07:38How?
07:40All right, Smith, let's get back to the Jupiter.
07:42Wait.
07:43Wait where you are.
07:44Wait for what?
07:45I didn't say anything.
07:47Come on, Smith.
07:47Stop playing games with me.
07:49I'm not playing games.
07:51I think it came from there.
07:54Oh, forget it, Smith.
07:55This equipment is hopelessly wrecked.
07:56As far as you are concerned, that is true.
08:01Major, I think we should go.
08:03It's only a voice.
08:05It can't hurt us.
08:06Of course I cannot.
08:07Any more than I could hurt that stone behind you.
08:13That voice has a sting to it, eh, Smith?
08:16Now hearken to this.
08:17You will now return to your flight ship and rejoin your fellow voyagers.
08:21You will hear from me again when you are there.
08:24You will.
08:26Now look, what's this all about?
08:28Prisoners may not ask questions.
08:30Prisoners?
08:31Surrender your weapons.
08:33No thanks.
08:38Return to your ship and await orders.
08:42Yes, sir.
08:43I'm...
08:43Yes, I'm...
08:44Don't be in such a hurry, Smith.
08:47There are a few things I'd like explained.
08:49Your orders, when you receive them, will be self-explanatory.
08:53Ask no further questions if you wish to live.
08:56Return to your ship at once.
09:00We're going.
09:01We're going.
09:02We're just about on our way back there, anyway.
09:06We're going.
09:07Yes, we are.
09:08We're going.
09:20Anything happen to the equipment at your station?
09:22At Blue, just like stations two and three, but I guess Will and Penny told you about that, huh?
09:25The children aren't back yet.
09:26They're not?
09:27No.
09:28All I know is that a voice bounced off that wrecked master system and said something about your getting back
09:32to the ship and surrendering your guns.
09:33It was addressed to the Major and me.
09:35A female voice, I believe, much more deadly than the male.
09:38We are her prisoners.
09:39Well, I'm not.
09:41Neither are you.
09:42Or any of us, for that matter.
09:43But I'm very much afraid the children are.
09:46Let's go find them.
09:49Stand fast.
09:53Surrender your weapons.
09:54Well, there it goes again.
10:01Look at this thing.
10:02Not one circuit that isn't blown.
10:04Yet that voice bounces through loud and clear.
10:06Well, it may be transmitted by a high-energy radio mirage.
10:08Not that it helps us.
10:11What are you doing?
10:13We don't have too much time.
10:15I'll stack the weapons out here.
10:16Stop dreaming, Smith, and put the guns away.
10:18Mark my words, we shall rue this day.
10:24John, what are we going to do?
10:28Well, until we know about the children, we better pretend to play it her way.
10:36Gosh, this looks like it could be a landing pad.
10:38It's been used recently.
10:39Maybe this blew our transmitter.
10:41I can neither affirm nor deny, Will Robinson.
10:45Gosh, these posts go all the way around.
10:47There must be some kind of generator poles for a force field.
10:53What's that?
10:54It may be the source of the radio wave emissions.
11:00It's coming from that cave.
11:02Warning!
11:03Warning!
11:04Look, I know it's unknockable, but I'm going to try and knock it out anyway.
11:36You're right, robot.
11:37It does look kind of unknockable.
11:39But if I can just change the frequencies so they don't interfere with ours.
11:43That is a dangerous step, Will Robinson.
11:45I caution against it.
11:47Well, you're always cautioning or warning against something.
11:49I must repeat my warning.
11:52This is a hostile alien campsite.
11:54We must return to the Jupiter-2 immediately.
11:57You don't understand.
11:58They could wreck all our equipment with this.
12:01Very true, Will Robinson.
12:05This looks like it must be their frequency transformer.
12:08Well, here goes.
12:20You're right, robot.
12:21We'd better get back to the Jupiter.
12:23I would recommend extreme speed.
12:32Stand fast.
12:35Bring the male child here.
12:40And bring that too.
12:50Male children who attempt acts of aggression against us rarely live to reach maturity.
13:03What are you?
13:05I am a robot of the class M3, programmed to provide information and support to all Jupiter personnel.
13:11You sound much too masculine.
13:14Is that bad?
13:15It is ridiculous that they would create a machine in a man's image.
13:20Look, ma'am.
13:21What I was doing wasn't an act of aggression.
13:25That machine busted our radio network.
13:27It was I who busted it, if that is your expression for destruction.
13:32But why, ma'am?
13:33My name is Neolani, nobly born of the Condor nation of female warriors.
13:41You will address me accordingly.
13:43Okay, noble Neolani, but you still haven't answered my question.
13:47Male children should be seen and not heard, much less permitted to ask questions.
13:52I don't see why you have to be a female warrior when there's so many men around.
13:55Their numbers grow less and less, thanks to us.
13:59They are a useless lot, fit only for simple guard duty.
14:05I wish I could help Will Robinson, but the radio wave emissions have paralyzed my attack system.
14:11What are you going to do with us?
14:12You'd better let me go, just when my father hears about this.
14:16His father, a mere mortal male.
14:29John, I'm sure that that voice, or that woman, or whatever she is, has the children.
14:34Yes, I'm afraid you're right.
14:35I know you're right, madam.
14:37Well, Major, now may I stack the weapons?
14:39No.
14:40Very well, but you're asking for trouble.
14:42Indeed he is.
14:49Forward.
14:55Halt.
15:00Where are your weapons?
15:02You were ordered to surrender them.
15:04What about our children?
15:06They have been taken captive, along with that repulsive creature, class M3.
15:12I got the robot.
15:13What are you going to do with them?
15:16Surrender your weapons.
15:19Well, they've got the children.
15:22Don, deliver the guns.
15:24Of course.
15:33she's very beautiful.
15:35Even if she is deadly.
15:36Yeah, so's a tiger.
15:39Get going.
15:41Aren't you coming with me?
15:42Get going.
15:55There is a weapon missing.
15:58You have the vulgar cunning of all members of your...
16:08If there are any further attempts at escape or violence by any of you,
16:13your end will be swift, I promise you.
16:22Move out, march.
16:30Paul.
16:36Stand guard.
16:40Any woman who acts like a barbarian has got to be treated like one.
16:43From now on, she's interplanetary enemy number one.
16:46We'll do nothing till we know about the children.
16:48Will seems safe enough.
16:49Look.
16:52Will.
16:53Mom!
16:55Oh, Will.
16:58The male child is a captive.
17:00Let him be.
17:01Yes, but he's my son.
17:03The women of my nation have had many sons.
17:05They are of little worth to us.
17:07Fall in.
17:14You have no doubt all wondered why you were taken prisoner.
17:19Yes, I've been more than wondering.
17:21And if I had half the chance...
17:22I'm not now, town.
17:23Your moral courage is not what is needed here.
17:26What we need is your male animal strength.
17:29That is all.
17:30Does that include the strength of children?
17:32Only male children.
17:34You will not interrupt me again.
17:38Now, hearken to this.
17:42This planet has been chosen as a settlement for a pioneer colony of female warriors of the Condor Nation.
17:50You have been taken captive in order that you may prepare the landing pad and an electronic purifying arch through
17:57which all our warrior colonists will have to pass before breathing the air of their new home.
18:03I believe I am.
18:05You said something.
18:06Do you expect to do all this work without bare hands?
18:09To clear the pad, bare hands will do.
18:13For the arch, the necessary sections will be provided.
18:15Since they are due to arrive shortly, you will be expected to work night and day with only brief periods
18:22for food and rest.
18:24Laggards, I must warn you, will be severely punished.
18:28It will be futile for you to attempt escape, as you will now see.
18:35That is a force-field barrier.
18:37Do not attempt to pass through it.
18:39It doesn't look like much of a barrier to me.
18:41Go on.
18:42Try it.
18:42You are the arrogant one.
18:53Put them to work.
18:54You, come with me.
18:56No, I want to stay here.
18:57You will now fulfill your true destiny.
18:59Come.
19:10Oh, I can't.
19:12My delicate back will break.
19:13That seems to be the general intention around here.
19:15For all of us.
19:22Judy.
19:25Judy, are you all right?
19:26Uh-huh.
19:27Penny's all right, too.
19:28She's with Mother.
19:28Good.
19:31Well, I hope they haven't been working you the way they've been working us.
19:34Uh-uh.
19:34Women have their privileges in this community, Don.
19:37Like what?
19:38Oh, like being waited on by men while Nihilani tells us all about the estimable virtues of
19:44the female and the not-so-estimable vices of the male.
19:48Oh, I hope you haven't been swallowing any of that.
19:52Judy, you shouldn't be here with Don like this.
19:55You know it's against the rules.
19:56Yeah, well, you can tell Nihilani for me, Penny, that it's not against human nature.
19:59And there's nothing she's going to do about that.
20:01I'd better go.
20:11Haven't you any conscience whatsoever, Smith?
20:13Of course I do.
20:14But you and the professor are so much stronger than I am.
20:16I know you wouldn't want me to tear a ligament.
20:19Hey, how about a hand?
20:22Woo!
20:27Right in there.
20:28That's it.
20:30One more.
20:32I think it's beginning to look rather magnificent now that it's up.
20:35No thanks to you.
20:37The spirit was willing, professor, but the flesh.
20:39That's quite a different story.
20:41I'm afraid I'm not as young as I used to be.
20:43But surely the noble Nihilani understands that.
20:46The only thing the noble Nihilani understands is that men are nothing compared to women.
20:50She may have a point, you know.
20:53A society of female warriors, female leaders.
20:56Might be very interesting.
20:57I think we should discuss it with her and perhaps contribute to this great society.
21:01Come on, Smith.
21:02Get back to work, huh?
21:07You know, the only chance we have a break-in out of here is getting through that force field.
21:11What about Moraine and the girls?
21:13We'll be back for them.
21:15Nihilani thinks all women are allies.
21:16She won't hurt them.
21:18Look, tell the robot to get well.
21:19Hurry.
21:27Open the force field so we can get these rocks out.
21:31Force field, open.
21:37When it's open, we make our move.
21:39Right.
21:44I shall never be the same.
21:45I can feel something tearing inside.
21:47It is always the seat of your pants, Dr. Smith.
21:50Stand up straight.
22:01Here, catch!
22:11Stop it!
22:12Stop it, I can't be!
22:19Poor sensitive creatures.
22:22Everything is too much for you.
22:25From now on, your rest periods will be much shorter.
22:28The colonists are due to arrive soon.
22:31If you have not finished the landing pad by then, you will die.
22:51Dr. Smith, I don't see why you have to do all this fancy stuff.
22:54I mean, it's not going to help us one bit.
22:57Blank spaces offend my sense of completeness, William.
23:02Did I ever tell you that had I not taken to medicine, I would have become a great muralist and
23:06sculptor?
23:07It occurs to me that Michelangelo should have been known as the Zachary Smith of his time.
23:14William, assist the master.
23:15There, there, there, there, and there.
23:23The agony I endure for the ecstasy of my art.
23:27Ah, it is beginning to look rather intriguing, don't you think?
23:32It is beginning to look rather nauseating.
23:35I do not recall asking for your opinion, you misshapen mummy.
23:39Work, work, back to work.
23:41Yes, noble Neolani.
23:44Durek, durek, durek, durek.
23:46Forward.
23:54Halt.
24:00How dare you waste precious time?
24:02I was just adding a final little artistic embellishment, milady.
24:06What final embellishment?
24:08My signature.
24:10You have not worked very hard.
24:12But indeed I have on this.
24:14It demands great artistic genius, not mere muscle.
24:19Artistic genius?
24:20It runs in the family, milady.
24:22All the Smiths have very definite artistic flair.
24:26Come, Smith.
24:33Come with me.
24:34Proceed.
24:35At once, mighty milady.
24:43I sure hope she isn't going to punish Dr. Smith for messing up the arch.
24:47I do not think so, Will Robinson.
24:48The female of the species always has a soft spot for artists.
24:54How come you know so much about the female of the species?
24:57I have been around, Will Robinson.
24:59I have been around.
25:00The guards better not catch you two loafing.
25:03Well, they're stupid.
25:03We can fool them.
25:05That's what the conditioning machine says about all men.
25:07I sure hope you don't believe it.
25:09And why shouldn't I?
25:10After all, you don't think much of girls.
25:12They are kind of scatterbrained, I guess.
25:14Oh, is that so?
25:15Well, let me tell you something, William Robinson.
25:17The male is nothing.
25:19The female is everything.
25:21Everything.
25:22So there.
25:23Boy, are you confused.
25:27Pick it up.
25:29Pick it up.
25:31Maybe you didn't hear me.
25:32I said pick it up.
25:36Put it back on my wrist.
25:38At once.
25:46What's gotten into her?
25:49I have a strange suspicion Penny has acquired some of the characteristics of the female warrior nation.
25:57What a nice, agreeable male you are, Smith.
26:02Come closer.
26:05Let me see your teeth.
26:06Open your mouth.
26:08Wider.
26:09Say, ah.
26:11Very healthy.
26:12Stand up.
26:16Out your chest.
26:18Out.
26:19Out.
26:19I said out.
26:21It's out as far as it'll go.
26:24All right.
26:25Bend your elbow and clench your fists.
26:31What a pitiful specimen you are, Smith.
26:35But you'll do.
26:37For a while.
26:38You will do.
26:41As what, noble Neolani?
26:45As my consort.
26:48What else?
26:53You know, if there was some way of sabotaging her hypersonic transmitter, we might be able to alter their flight
26:58path.
26:58Yeah, except she lives right in there with it.
27:00She never sleeps.
27:01Well, maybe we could do something about the arch.
27:04Well, how would that help, son?
27:05Well, she said that they had to pass through it to breathe in this atmosphere, remember?
27:09Yeah.
27:10Split.
27:10The goons.
27:14All right, you yardbirds.
27:16Shape up and get back to work.
27:18Oh, please, gentlemen.
27:19You simply must cooperate.
27:21Neolani will be terribly annoyed at me if you don't.
27:23Well, that's just too, too, too bad, isn't it, Smith?
27:26What are you, anyway?
27:27Some kind of a teacher's pet?
27:28Neolani has graciously consented to let me be her consort.
27:32How did you manage that?
27:34I guess she fell for his artistic genius or something.
27:37She appreciates it, my boy.
27:38I expect to have the honor of artist in residence conferred upon me when the rest of the colonists arrive.
27:44Now hop to it.
27:46Get to work.
27:53What a charming symbol of authority.
27:56Thrilling.
27:57Such power.
27:59To work.
28:00To work at once.
28:01You, sir.
28:01Police up the approach to the arch.
28:03Pick up every pebble.
28:04Dainty feet are coming.
28:05Dainty feet.
28:06Dainty feet.
28:07Yuck.
28:08Ah!
28:10Well, what are you waiting for?
28:11Just to see how far you've gone over, Smith.
28:14Spare me your conundrums, Major.
28:16Dr. Smith, have you forgotten whose side that you're on?
28:19My dear boy, artists are above taking sides.
28:22I prefer not to participate in this dreary masculine protest.
28:27To work.
28:28To work.
28:28At once.
28:29At once.
28:31There.
28:32Okay.
28:33Everybody up.
28:34To work.
28:34To work.
28:36And how is the work coming, Smith?
28:39Under my artistic guidance, it's almost complete noble Neolani.
28:43What a nice, comfortable consort you are.
28:47He's in there.
28:52What is the meaning of this?
28:54We've done the work you expected of us.
28:56We've cleared the pad and erected the arch.
28:59Good.
29:00Under my strict supervision, of course.
29:02We'd have done it without your supervision.
29:04And for one reason.
29:06To be free of you and your colonists.
29:09Now, I demand our release.
29:10As well as the release of my family.
29:12But there are other planets.
29:14And what's that supposed to mean?
29:17Colonization is a never-ending task for my nation.
29:20You'll be needed to prepare for their arrival wherever they land.
29:23Are you saying you intend to hold us captives indefinitely?
29:26No, not indefinitely.
29:29Just as long as your physical stamina lasts.
29:32After which, you will be like them.
29:36Oh.
29:49You are inviting death.
29:51Well, it's better than being one of your male slaves.
30:20I could quite easily have destroyed.
30:24But he is powerful enough to be useful.
30:27He'll recover.
30:34Ah.
30:35The colonists arrive at the light of the sun.
30:39And I will introduce you to them as my consort.
30:42As they come through the arch.
30:45I hope they like your arch, Smith.
30:48Oh, they'll love it, Nobun Yolani.
30:50They will simply love it.
30:52Now, tell me, dear lady.
30:53Where do you and I go after the arrival of the colonies?
30:57To seek another habitable planet, of course.
31:00I know an excellent planet.
31:02It happens to be in a neighboring solar system.
31:05It's called Earth.
31:07I would simply adore to show you around.
31:11Males never show females around, Smith.
31:14You go where I go and never vice versa.
31:17Of course, dear lady.
31:19Never vice versa.
31:21Oh.
31:23Ah.
31:24Now, drink some of this.
31:28How do you feel?
31:30Like I've been over Niagara Falls in a paper cup.
31:33Three times.
31:35And I'll be all right, I guess.
31:36Look, if we're not out of here before those colonists arrive, we've had it.
31:40Now, we've got some guns stashed to the drill site.
31:43We've got to find an opening in that force field.
31:45Well, it can be operated through the transmitter.
31:48In that antenna there.
31:49I saw the controls before I got clobbered.
31:51You think you can get to it?
31:53Well, I'll try.
31:55All right, here's what you do.
31:59Well, what do you think of it, ladies?
32:03It is beautiful.
32:05We will take it with us wherever we go.
32:08Your former friends will do the work of dismantling and reassembling.
32:12And could they also form a guard of honor at our betrothal?
32:36Okay.
32:44Carry on, Smith.
32:55What do you think of it?
33:00Come on.
33:01Let's go.
33:02Now we're here.
33:03Come on.
33:03Now we're here.
33:03Let's go.
33:04Let's all.
33:08Let's go.
33:09Let's go.
33:14Let's go.
33:23Where do you think you're going, back to work at once, you hear, to the rear march?
33:26Smith, call off these goons. We're going to get the guns.
33:28Have you gone with us, Smith?
33:29No, I am not.
33:30You can't make me a party to your scheme.
33:32Migolari will never forgive me.
33:33She'll divorce me before she marries me.
33:35Smith, you don't mean any more to her than we do.
33:37You've got to let us go.
33:38Go!
33:41Smith, come on!
33:42Go!
33:44Let me go!
33:51Well, now, Smith, you are becoming as brave as our female warriors.
33:56I shall recommend you for a decoration.
33:59The Condor Merit Badge.
34:01The Condor Merit Badge?
34:03Oh, thank you, milady.
34:05As you were.
34:09Fall in.
34:25Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.
34:45If you wish to obtain my full cooperation, Will Robinson, you must tell me your plans.
34:50We're going to try and blow up the arch before her warriors get there.
34:53If it works, they won't be able to land, and the Elani will be in the doghouse with their nation.
34:57Here, you take the detonator.
35:01And I'll carry the plastic explosives.
35:03Oh, dear.
35:05It is fightfully heavy.
35:06What's gotten into you?
35:08Nothing.
35:10Really nothing.
35:11For a minute, I thought you were going to get all artistic like Dr. Smith.
35:15Now, all we have to do is figure out some way to put it in the arch so they don't
35:19see it.
35:19I have programmed my computers to be sly, devious, and sneaky, and have come up with a Dr. Smith solution.
35:26I will tell you about it on the way.
35:34Well, what do you think of it, robot?
35:36That is probably the most beautiful piece of work ever to have been made out of plastic explosives.
35:40Well, I'm not as good as Dr. Smith at making statues, but mine's got more of a kick to it.
35:45I hope.
35:47Well, here, you stay here with the detonator.
35:49I'll be back.
35:50Will do, Will Robinson.
35:51Oh, Monon Anderson.
36:05Oh, my god!
36:07Oh, my god.
36:20What the batteries have man ever gotten out of us?
36:21Have you?
36:26Let's go.
36:54Let's go.
37:22Stay here and hold the fort, robot.
37:24It will be a lonely vigil for me, Will Robinson, but I realize that he also serves who only stands
37:30and pulsates.
37:31Will, just stand guard.
37:33Affirmative.
37:40Will's got the detonator hidden among the rocks.
37:41Good for Will.
37:43You know, I don't know whether to pat him on the back or take him over my knee for taking
37:46a chance like that.
37:47What's the strategy now?
37:49All right, when we break out of here, you pick the guard you're going to tackle.
37:52I'll take the other one out and head for the detonator.
37:54It'll be Will's job to clear the family out of the area.
37:56All right, good.
37:56What about Smith?
37:57Will did say he kept quiet when he saw them escape.
37:59Oh, he'll be given fair warning.
38:03Well, there's nothing left for us to do now, but wait for the dawn.
38:09Well, Smith, how do I look?
38:22Harkin, our first spaceship has sighted the planet.
38:25Call out the honor guard.
38:28Fall in.
38:29Yes, sir.
38:31Yes, madam.
38:39Rise and shine, rise and shine.
38:41This is a nice story, Focato.
38:44Come on, Smith, you don't really expect us to shine, do you?
38:47You heard what the man said, didn't you?
38:48He said rise and shine.
38:49Silence in the ranks.
38:51Attention to the arch.
38:53March.
38:53Hup, two, hup, two.
38:55Stay in step.
38:56Hup, two, hup, two.
38:58Halt.
38:58Fall in.
38:59Over here.
39:03Splendid.
39:05Oh, dear.
39:07Dear.
39:09Something's happened to one of my lovely little statues.
39:11But it'll only take a jiffy to give it a little touch-up.
39:14But, Dr. Smith.
39:15Yes?
39:17Nothing.
39:37Where is Smith?
39:39The colonists are due to arrive in a matter of minutes.
39:41I'll get him for you, noble Nihalani.
39:47Dr. Smith!
39:48Don't hit it!
39:50What is the meaning of this, William?
39:52You should be standing at attention at the arch.
39:53I know, but that statue, it's, it's, it's...
39:56It's, it's what?
39:57Speak up, Mabble.
39:58It's, it's explosive.
39:59No!
40:01Explosive.
40:03Dr. Smith, it's not one of the statues you made.
40:06I made it to blow up the arch.
40:08But, William, that's vandalism.
40:11My magnificent arch.
40:13I know how you feel about it, Dr. Smith.
40:15But it's the only way we've got to get out of here.
40:17And away from that female and other females like her.
40:21They'd make life just about unbearable for us men, Dr. Smith.
40:24But think of the wonders of their civilization.
40:26Think of the blessings they confer on mankind.
40:29They just confer those blessings on womankind.
40:32To them, mankind's just something to kick around.
40:34And I'm not going to let you do this to Dad and Don.
40:37And besides, if you think Nihalani's going to give you any extra privileges,
40:40well, you're wrong.
40:41To her, you're just another man or a mouse like those guards of hers.
40:45I shall never be a mouse.
40:46For a minute, you sounded like the Dr. Smith I used to know
40:49before you got all involved with her.
40:52But I'm just kidding myself.
40:54You're not the old Dr. Smith.
40:57William.
40:59Well, what is it?
41:00Can't you think of a safer way to effect your escape?
41:04It's the only way we've got.
41:08Very well.
41:09Well, then take it, and good luck.
41:12You have to take it.
41:13It's supposed to be a part of your artistic genius.
41:16Me?
41:17I can't.
41:18Smith, report at once.
41:20Yes, sir.
41:21I mean, ma'am.
41:23Oh, William.
41:26What shall I do?
41:27Tell me what to do.
41:28Now, listen carefully.
41:31Pick it up, and take it to where you got it.
41:35Then call for me like you need my help.
41:38And I'll come, and I'll reconnect the blasting wires.
41:42Remember, whatever you do, don't drop it.
41:46Report at once, Smith.
41:48Coming, N-N-N-N-Nigolani.
42:01Don't drop it.
42:02Don't.
42:17Careful.
42:19It's explosive.
42:29Forgive the delay, oh, mighty maiden.
42:32But an artiest work is never done.
42:35Another moment, Smith, and I would have done away with you.
42:38I just wanted the arch to be perfectly adorned for the arrival of the colonists.
42:41But I'm afraid I shall need some help, William.
42:44Coming, Dr. Smith.
43:01Oh, they have arrived.
43:06Back to your placemail, child.
43:09Yes, ma'am.
43:10Now!
43:13When's we arrived?
43:14I couldn't stand fast.
43:15Stand fast, I say.
43:36Mission accomplished.
43:47Yes, yes, my queen.
43:49I shall return at once.
44:01Hail to thee, blithe spirit.
44:05Cherub thou never wert.
44:08Army, the last relic of my creative genius.
44:13That is not a product of your creative genius.
44:16That was made by Will Robinson, out of plastic explosive.
44:24Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I never said I was perfect.
44:29Just you wait, you misguided mechanical misery.
44:38Disgraced, humiliated, defeated by mere males.
44:42Oh, I shall be court-martialed.
44:45Oh, I shall be court-martialed.
44:45Sentenced to a lifetime of degrading drudgery.
44:48Cooking, cleaning, laundry.
44:51Squalling, sniveling children.
44:54Oh!
45:01You have defeated me.
45:03You are free now.
45:05It is I who am captive.
45:08Well, it isn't a defeat to acknowledge that men are just as good as women.
45:12My equality of the sexes has advantages you may have overlooked.
45:16I must tell my people about that.
45:19Perhaps they will listen.
45:33Receptor, noble Nealani.
45:35Thank you, male child.
45:44Well, do you still think the male is nothing and the female is everything?
45:47I never said any such thing.
45:49Oh, yes, you did.
45:51No, I didn't.
45:52Oh, come on, now.
45:53Isn't it time that the U-2 were tired of the battle?
46:06Well, we've replaced all the transistoroids.
46:08All that remains now is to lay in the relays.
46:10And make sure we get back to full power gradually.
46:12Well, that'll be Smith's job.
46:14Do you understand what you're going to do?
46:15Of course I do, Professor.
46:16It's a very simple procedure.
46:17Good.
46:18All right, Smith, let's hear you repeat it.
46:21I am fully aware of my responsibilities, Major.
46:23As I've said many times in the past, never fear, Smith is here.
46:27I know this is a mistake.
46:28All right, let's go over it once more.
46:30When you see the yellow light go on, hit the blue button.
46:34Then wait two seconds and hit the black button.
46:37Then wait three seconds and hit the green.
46:39Child's play.
46:41Well, that's why we picked you to do it.
46:43Bah!
46:44Ha!
46:45Nothing to it at all.
46:47The yellow light, the black button, the blue button, and the green button.
46:51Would you like some coffee?
46:52Aye, thank you very much, dear Lady Black, if you don't mind.
46:54Now, let me see.
46:55What was it?
46:56Uh, green, blue, black.
46:58Yes.
46:59No.
47:00Blue, yellow, green, black.
47:04Is something wrong?
47:05Nothing at all, madam.
47:06Just solving a simple problem.
47:08What's that for?
47:09A signal from your husband.
47:11Now, let me see.
47:12Well, whatever it is John wants you to do, I think you'd better do it.
47:15By all means.
47:16Now, which button was it?
47:17Uh, the green button, of course.
47:19There.
47:25Oh, John!
47:27Something appears to be wrong.
47:28I'd better press the blue button.
47:32Blue, blue, blue.
47:40Dr. Smith!
47:41Dr. Smith!
47:42I'm innocent.
47:43The professor probably got his wires crossed.
47:45I did everything perfectly.
47:46Look, Don and John are in there.
47:48We've got to get to them.
47:49Perhaps you should go without me.
47:50In the event of a further disaster, I will care for the children.
47:52No, you're coming with me.
47:54I don't see any reason why we should both risk our lives.
47:56Come on, now.
47:56They may be badly injured.
47:58Oh, go ahead.
48:01Maureen, stay back.
48:02What?
48:03My goodness, this was a mistake.
48:04There's a high-boughtless table moving in the room.
48:06We're all going to be killed.
48:43We're all going to be killed.
48:46Let's get to go.
48:54THE END
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