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09:04S-C resid holy
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09:12S-N-S-T-H
09:18S-C-G
09:18S-T-G
09:19S-T-C-E
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09:20S-T-E-Ll
09:22S-T-cu-T-C-E
09:29Oh, hey Andy, uh, your friend is here.
09:31Hello, Coop.
09:34What are you doing here?
09:35I was in the neighborhood.
09:37In this neighborhood?
09:38Figured I'd stop by.
09:40See if you still wanted to do business.
09:47Well, I am going to hit the shower and leave you to your business.
09:51It was so nice to meet you, Lou.
09:53You too, Allie.
09:55Break a leg tonight.
09:57Thank you.
10:02Nice girl, your sister.
10:03What are you doing in my house?
10:04I came for the watch.
10:06I thought you said you couldn't move it.
10:07I had to be sure you weren't a cop.
10:10So I looked into you.
10:11You looked into me.
10:12Rich guy loses his big job with his big hedge fund,
10:16suddenly has big liquidity problems.
10:18You could have sold your Maserati,
10:20but what would the neighbors think
10:22if Andrew Cooper was suddenly driving a C-class.
10:25So the Princeton finance superstar turns to petty crime.
10:30You have no idea what you're talking about.
10:32The Richard Neal watch.
10:34It isn't yours, but it came from this neighborhood.
10:37Bradley Sperling, a couple of streets over from here.
10:42It took me one phone call to trace the serial number on the watch,
10:46find out who bought it, and where they live.
10:49Nothing so dangerous as someone who doesn't know what they don't know.
10:53Am I right?
10:53But what you do know is I know where you live.
10:58I know where your family lives.
11:02Are you threatening me?
11:04Don't think of it as a threat.
11:06It's more of a contract, really,
11:09that says if you get caught,
11:12you won't talk about your new friend Lou,
11:14and if you do, there will be penalties.
11:18Honor among thieves.
11:20I'm not a thief.
11:22I don't know what you are yet.
11:25I think maybe you don't either.
11:34Now why don't you go get that watch?
12:04I can't talk to you.
12:06Why do you keep sending me the voicemail?
12:07It's more polite than hanging up on you.
12:09Is it?
12:10Which I'm gonna do now.
12:11Jack's gonna ask you to come to his office tomorrow.
12:13He's gonna tell you I hired Massey.
12:16Shit, Coop.
12:17Jack, fuck me, Liv.
12:18You know he did.
12:19Massey will drag me into it.
12:22My name will be in the papers.
12:23I'm not gonna let that happen,
12:24but you will be deposed.
12:25I'll be the whore in the story.
12:27Jack's gonna tell you to lie.
12:28And you're telling me not to?
12:29I'm asking you to do what's right.
12:33He took everything from me, Liv.
12:35And now you're gonna do that to me?
12:37This isn't about you.
12:38Yeah, the hell it isn't.
12:41I'm hanging up now.
12:42Liv, please.
12:44God.
12:47Hi, guys.
12:48Hey, Dad.
12:49Hey, Dad.
12:50How was school?
12:51Same old, same old.
12:52Smells good.
12:53Yeah, I'm making pasta.
12:55Oh, I'm going out with Jake.
12:57I thought I texted you.
12:59No, you...
13:01Oh, you did.
13:03Okay.
13:03I just came to drop my stuff off.
13:05Oh, she's taking me to Scott's
13:07so we can squeeze in a quick sound check.
13:09Who's Scott?
13:10McGregor.
13:12We're playing at a party later tonight.
13:14You don't remember?
13:15Okay.
13:16Right.
13:17So, no dinner?
13:18All right, kid.
13:19Let's go.
13:19I can eat leftovers later.
13:21Whoa, hold on.
13:22When are you guys planning on coming home?
13:24By 11 or 12?
13:26Yeah, soon.
13:27You know you both have school tomorrow.
13:30Oh, that's true.
13:32We do.
13:32Yeah, he's right.
13:33Solid parenting, Dad.
13:35Come on.
13:45Jesus.
13:46Hey.
13:48I didn't know you were still here.
13:50What are you doing?
13:51Sit down.
13:52Have a drink.
13:52Watch, uh, Belgium's Finest.
13:55Can't.
13:56I got a gig.
13:57Again?
13:58Don't I have some surprise?
14:00Well, I'll, um, get cleaned up.
14:02I'll come listen.
14:03Mm-mm.
14:04And it'll just kill the vibe and make me nervous.
14:08Okay.
14:10Where are the kids?
14:11Oh, blowing me off.
14:12Ugh.
14:13I'm sorry, Andy.
14:14I wish I could stay.
14:15I'm fine.
14:16Please.
14:17Do your thing.
14:18Oh, my God.
14:18I hate to leave you like this.
14:20Like what?
14:21I've got pasta, scotch, Jean-Claude Van Damme.
14:26It's very exciting.
14:28Okay.
14:28Well, I'll see you later.
14:30Bye.
14:31Bye.
14:31Bye.
14:32Bye.
14:33Break a leg.
14:34Thank you.
14:35You look very nice.
14:35Thank you very much.
14:45Hey.
14:46Hey.
14:47House is empty.
14:48You want to come over?
14:49I can't.
14:49I've got that self-defense thing.
14:51Jesus.
14:51You too?
14:52A woman's got to know how to fight back.
14:54Against who, exactly?
14:56No idea, but I'll be ready for them when they come.
15:00Um, hey, I got to go.
15:02Uh, call me later?
15:03Yeah.
15:14Everyone I knew was out that night, and lately it seemed that loneliness was all it took
15:18to turn a bad idea into a good one.
15:20Fuck it.
15:24So you saw it, right?
15:26Did you go?
15:27Hi.
15:30Hi.
15:31Hi.
15:31Hey.
15:31Hi, girl.
15:32Hey.
15:33Great turnout.
15:34Thank you.
15:34Who knew?
15:35Well, I think they just like the excuse to come in and steal your decorating ideas.
15:39Oh, that's great, by the way.
15:40Really?
15:41I was thinking about doing a refresh.
15:43Oh, whatever.
15:44Um, those are pot brownies.
15:46I'd wait till later.
15:48Are they gluten-free?
15:50Obviously.
15:51Well, okay, then.
15:54Okay, ladies.
15:56Who wants to get raped?
16:01That is the right answer.
16:03So put down your canapes, and let's get serious.
16:10All the wives were at Maggie and Suzanne's for drunken kung fu, and the husbands were all
16:14getting loaded at Nick's, which meant I had my choice of empty houses.
16:20Back when Mel and I were married, we never said no to a dinner invitation from the Resnicks.
16:26Dom was a professional chef, and the meals were always first rate.
16:32Front door open.
16:37Secure.
16:38Kat Resnick was one of the most sought-after criminal defense attorneys in Manhattan.
16:42At two grand an hour, she was supposed to be a real shark in the courtroom.
16:47She was also supposed to be out for the evening.
16:50And that...
16:52That was not dumb.
17:14Oh, God.
17:16Sorry.
17:17Oh, my God.
17:19Oh, my God.
17:20Oh, my God.
17:34The kid was Blake Farkas.
17:37A year ahead of Tori, and from what I could recall, dating Kat's daughter, Alyssa.
17:43Oh.
17:44Oh.
17:47Oh.
17:47Oh.
17:48Oh.
17:49Oh.
17:49Oh.
17:50Oh.
17:51Oh.
17:55Oh.
17:57Oh.
17:58Oh.
17:58Oh.
17:58Domaine Dovenet Chevalier Montrachet Grand Cru 2013 Vintage.
18:06The brainchild of Lalou Bizet Leroy, a.k.a. the Queen of Burgundy.
18:11A pioneer in biodynamic winemaking, she was known to treat her vines in Saint-Romain as living beings with their
18:16own personalities.
18:18This is the exact sort of curated horseshit that pretentious enophiles love, and let's face it, are there any unpretentious
18:24enophiles?
18:25Which is why they're more than happy to fork out $32,000 a bottle for it.
18:30At that price point, maybe tonight wasn't a total loss, as long as I could find a way out of
18:34here.
18:34Oh God, when it's standardize to make it easier, are there any火傷?
18:34Aô.
18:36What?
18:37Huh?
18:37Huh?
18:37Huh?
18:38Huh?
18:39wtedy I'm like, huh?
18:40Huh?
18:42Now.
18:44Huh?
18:44Huh?
18:45Huh?
18:45Uh?
18:49Huh?
18:54Uh?
18:56Uh?
18:58Huh?
18:58Huh?
19:09Oh, mon Dieu.
19:15Coop!
19:18Oui?
19:19Coop, où est-ce que vous êtes?
19:21Tout le monde est en place.
19:23Vous avez parlé de ça.
19:26Oui, mais c'est quand je suis sober.
19:28Just, just come on.
19:30What are you going to do?
19:31You're going to go home and throw yourself another pity party in your empty house?
19:34I'm depressed just thinking about it.
19:36Look, just come over for me, okay?
19:38Come over, come over.
19:39Oh, oh, oh, Katie Traum!
19:43There is no way in hell I am coming over there.
19:47Mr. Cooper.
19:49Elena.
19:50Surprised to see me?
19:51Yes.
19:53Sorry, I mean, no, I didn't know you were coming.
19:58They're downstairs.
19:59Great.
20:00Thanks.
20:25Get one of these now, because once this baby hits the market, it'll be too late.
20:29I shit you not.
20:34I'm telling you, this is tomorrow's toilet.
20:37It's eco-friendly.
20:38We'll take your temperature, check your levels, and clean your ass and balls every time you
20:42go.
20:42Yeah, you too, Jules.
20:45It's got Bluetooth and Wi-Fi so you can play your music, and it can email urine test results
20:52right to your doctor.
20:53So the government can spy on your piss and shit?
20:56I got nothing to hide.
20:57Okay, fine.
20:57I do.
20:58I partnered with Luxos MT.
21:00These are going retail for 30 grand, and I'm in for 20% without spending a dime.
21:05I'm telling you, man, this, this is going to be my George Foreman grill.
21:09For that price, it better cook your meat.
21:12I'm going to give you a head.
21:13Oh, Cass not doing that for you?
21:14Hey.
21:15Oh, my God.
21:16Look at this group of degenerate gambling idiots.
21:20Hey.
21:21Hey, Coop.
21:22Coop.
21:22What's up, man?
21:24You made it.
21:26It means a lot that you're here.
21:28Really?
21:28It's not make a big deal about it.
21:30Yeah, no, no.
21:33Wow, Grand Cru, that's a nice bottle.
21:36It's all right.
21:36I'll open it at the bar to let it breathe.
21:38All right.
21:39Yeah.
21:39Glad you came.
21:43Captain Kirk's toilet.
21:45This is a nice development.
21:47It's about time you listen to me and let this shit go.
21:50I'm not letting anything go.
21:51That fucking guy took my wife.
21:53I'm not letting him take my friends, too.
21:55That's the spirit.
21:56Jesus, how drunk are you?
21:58Well, let's see.
22:00I'm seven figures over budget on the renovation.
22:02My in-laws are moving to the U.S. to be closer to us,
22:05and my largest, most profitable client threw a hand grenade into his career.
22:10I won't pay his bills.
22:11So, pretty fucking drunk.
22:16The question is, why are you not?
22:19You make a good point.
22:30What the fuck is this?
22:33Your life is in danger.
22:35Right?
22:36Yes.
22:37Right.
22:38So.
22:39Oh!
22:41Right.
22:42You strike the throat.
22:44It's a one-two.
22:45You got it?
22:45Yeah.
22:47You, up here.
22:48Me?
22:49Yeah, come on.
22:49Aw!
22:51Yeah.
22:53Come on.
22:58Do it.
22:59Come on, choke up.
23:00Oh.
23:07Oh, no, I'm not laughing.
23:08Come on.
23:09Oh.
23:09Oh.
23:10OK.
23:10C'est bon.
23:12Oh, great.
23:13Break.
23:14Break.
23:15Ow.
23:15Oh, freak.
23:16Ok.
23:17Neat.
23:19Straight.
23:19Hards are.
23:20Do it again.
23:21Sorry, is this ok?
23:22Come on, come on.
23:23Like you mean it.
23:24Like you mean it.
23:24Like you mean it.
23:26All right, now, she is going to take away everything you care about.
23:29Everything you love.
23:31Now, what are you going to do?
23:38Hunter.
23:39Yo, Hunter !
23:42Yeah ?
23:42Come here !
23:46Yeah, uh, this is Hunter.
23:47He's our drummer.
23:48He's a bad man.
23:51You gotta hear his groove.
23:52What school do you go to ?
23:54What ?
23:55What school do you go to ?
23:58Oh, Mayfield.
23:59Same as you.
24:00Really ?
24:02Sorry.
24:03It's okay.
24:04I'm a great blue U anyway.
24:06Well, I'll keep an eye out for you.
24:10Mushrooms ?
24:11You want ?
24:12No, no, I'm good.
24:15It'll fuck up my drummer.
24:18Or it'll take you to the next level.
24:24Fuck it.
24:31Come on, it'll be cool.
24:34I've gotta introduce you to this guy that I buy from Scotland.
24:37He uses these reclaimed sherry barrels to build his own casks.
24:40Gives it this sweetness and mahogany tones.
24:42That guy's an artist.
24:43A sherry cask is like all the difference.
24:45Out here, scotch was like a fucking religion.
24:48Every time someone poured you a drink,
24:49they'd have to give a fucking TED talk about the scotch.
24:52Then someone else would inevitably chime in
24:54about some great bottle they once had
24:55that you couldn't get anymore and blah, blah, blah.
24:58I think at some point it just started to dawn on everyone
25:01that this was it.
25:02These houses, these wives, these jobs.
25:05This would be the sum total of their lives.
25:07Their futures were already written.
25:09And so the quest to stave off the emptiness began.
25:12Scotch, cigars, smoked meats, custom golf clubs,
25:15high-end escorts, entire industries built
25:18to catch in on the quiet desperation
25:20of rich middle-aged men.
25:32Who?
25:34Did I hear you left, Bailey Russell?
25:39Yeah.
25:40I've been developing my own thing
25:41with this family office out of Dubai.
25:44That's a big move.
25:45Congrats, Coop.
25:46Huh.
25:46Yeah, we're still papering the deal.
25:49What about my investments at Bailey?
25:50Should I be getting out?
25:52I would.
25:53No.
25:54No.
26:04No.
26:05No.
26:12No.
26:14No.
26:15Yeah, we'll never get you.
26:17No.
26:21No.
26:23No.
26:24But I knew
26:29if it was what's going to happen,
26:32No.
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