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00:30Oh!
01:32I know what you're thinking. The pool is a metaphor.
01:36But it was also very fucking real and very fucking cold.
01:40I wasn't generally the kind of guy who did a lot of introspection.
01:43Of course, until very recently, I wasn't the kind of guy who woke up on the floor of someone else's
01:48house
01:48covered in a dead guy's blood before falling into the pool.
01:50But here we are.
01:52And at that moment, I couldn't help but catch a fleeting glimpse out of the corner of my eye
01:58of the swirling hot mess of my life
02:00and wonder how the hell everything could go so wrong so fast.
02:08This is what happens.
02:13Oi, come on.
02:15Shots, shots, shots.
02:16Yeah, bartender.
02:18What shots do you want?
02:20What is she drinking? Let's have some of that.
02:22That looks nice.
02:23What do you want?
02:25You get me something?
02:27Great fucking promotion.
02:28How much did you make?
02:29How much did you make?
02:37Macallan, 25.
02:39Bartender took me off.
02:41It's an expensive drink. I hope I'm worth it.
02:43Don't worry. You're buying.
02:46Liv Cross.
02:47Andrew Cooper.
02:48I know. I work at Mike Shepard's Group.
02:50Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you.
02:52It's fine. Mike doesn't let us go above the seventh floor very often.
02:56The Patrick Bateman fanboys over there were getting a little wild.
02:59I thought it might be better if I looked occupied.
03:01Happy to help.
03:02For a minute there, it looked like you were going to come over to me, but I got impatient.
03:06Yeah, well, I'm recently single for the first time in quite a while, so I'm afraid I don't have much
03:12game.
03:12You're saying you have no game. That's your game.
03:15It's pretty weak. See what I mean?
03:17You were married?
03:18Yeah, 18 years.
03:20That would make you...
03:21Far too old for you.
03:22I don't really see each other way.
03:24That's because you're what, 27?
03:2528.
03:26And that's your game.
03:28Maybe.
03:29Or maybe you've been wrapped up in the conventions of marriage and children for so long, living amongst other married
03:36people with children that you haven't considered that there may be an entire segment of the population who make different
03:41choices and have different goals.
03:44So what are your goals?
03:46Lasting love, hot, healthy sex, financial comfort, peace of mind, harmony.
03:52I think those are everybody's goals.
03:53And how many of them have you achieved?
03:55I'm just saying maybe you should rethink the rules a little bit.
04:00That could be your father.
04:02I have one already.
04:03Milt.
04:03Good guy and quite a bit older than you.
04:06Stranger that feels like a win.
04:08Then you need to get out more.
04:09I'm out.
04:10Right now.
04:11No, you're not.
04:12Not really.
04:13Not yet.
04:14I'm sorry.
04:15Do you talk to everybody like this?
04:16You didn't ask me if I've been married.
04:18Have you been married?
04:19Yes.
04:19Two years.
04:20Well, you were too young.
04:21I was.
04:22Also, it turned out he liked fat hookers.
04:25Different strokes.
04:26The irony is I was morbidly obese as a teenager, but that was long before he met me.
04:31Still, after I happened upon his browsing history, I did wonder if he'd somehow sensed the fat girl in me
04:36when we met, and that's what drew him to me.
04:38Trust me, that's not what drew him to you.
04:42Where's that game of yours?
04:47Oh, look.
04:50That is, over there, swinging their whiskey dicks around, narcissistic man boys far out of their depths with you in
04:58conversation and in bed.
04:59So, by comparison, a man my age looks like the perfect antidote, right?
05:03I'm thoughtful, I'm wise, I'm more of a man, whatever the fuck that means these days, but you're 27?
05:0828.
05:0928, so you're 20 years younger than me.
05:10And at this moment in time, it works, right?
05:13I have money, you have freedom, we could travel the world together, we could learn things from each other.
05:17Conversation and in bed.
05:19Yeah, right.
05:21You'll find me very interesting because I have two decades more worth of stories than you, and I find you
05:25very interesting because you live your life in the moment with kind of a reckless immediacy that I lost a
05:30million years ago.
05:31So we'll have no trouble keeping each other entertained, and that'll work for a while, right?
05:37Then skip ahead 10 years, you'll be 38, I'll be 58.
05:40That's when things can start to get a little shaky.
05:42You might want kids, I already have them.
05:44You might start thinking, oh, if I missed out on one of life's great experiences, and you'll still be stunning.
05:49You think I'm stunning?
05:50I'll be aging.
05:51Well, I can tell you're going to age very well.
05:53You can tell that because it's already started to happen.
05:55The point is that we'll have less sex and more wine, and maybe that'll still work for a time.
06:00Has anyone ever told you that you talk a lot?
06:02Well, I misplaced my inner monologue, and my wife right around the same time.
06:06Anyway, let's skip ahead another 10 years.
06:08Must we?
06:09I'll be 68 years old, no matter how well I take care of myself.
06:13My prostate's going to do what it does, and so will my hair, and you'll start spending your days thinking
06:17about what your life looks like after I kick it.
06:19Meanwhile, every time you leave the house, I'll wonder what young stud you'll be fucking.
06:25Really?
06:26Are you that insecure?
06:27Well, not yet, but I will be.
06:28What about character?
06:29Yours or mine?
06:30You're so sure I'll cheat?
06:31No, I'm just sure I'll worry about it.
06:33You have this very strange mix of confidence and low self-esteem.
06:36So, I'll be the jealous old troll, and you'll be a restless woman in her sexual prime, and we'll both
06:40be consumed by this nagging fear that the last years of our life, the toughest ones, will be spent completely
06:45and utterly alone.
06:47Wow.
06:48Just wow.
06:50When did you come up with all of that?
06:52Oh, in the 10 seconds it took you to walk from that stool to this one.
06:57Well, I could sit here and offer a full-throated rebuttal, but honestly, man, I was just looking to get
07:02laid.
07:03How many problems do you have with that?
07:09None come to mind.
07:10None come to mind.
07:48This is what happens.
07:56You land a job right out of college at a major firm.
07:59You're just another cog in a very large wheel, but you've got your foot in the door.
08:04You get a shitty apartment in the city that you can barely afford, because you know the money will come.
08:09You get married, because, you know.
08:13And she moves into that shitty apartment.
08:17You're dead broke, but there's two of you now.
08:19You're in it together, and that feels good.
08:24Side note, no one will ever fuck you the way she did in that shitty apartment.
08:30Including her.
08:34So, you work your asses off, and you dig yourselves out.
08:36Hardest, easiest, money you'll ever make.
08:39Well, it's not exactly canned food and shotguns.
08:42Hey.
08:43Oh.
08:44Yeah.
08:46And then, when you're feeling good about things, when things are, you know, copacetic, you have the first kid.
08:51Oh!
08:53Oh!
08:55You buy a house 30% down, 30-year jumbo at 4.5%, and you're broke again.
09:04So, you work harder, longer hours.
09:06You start earning some big bucks, which only serves to make you aware of the even bigger bucks you could
09:11be earning.
09:13Kid number two.
09:15House number two.
09:17Broke again.
09:22But it's a different kind of broke.
09:24You're leveraged, which is a fancy way of saying you've got something to show for your efforts.
09:28The house, the cars, the stuff.
09:33And by now, you've lost sight of whatever naive plans you may have once had, or the things that mattered
09:38to you when you were starting out.
09:39You're moving too fast to ask yourself those hard questions.
09:42Like, when is it enough?
09:44And really, what's the point of all this shit?
09:51House number three.
09:57Then one day, about five years after you bought the place, you look up and realize that you've gotten there.
10:02To that hallowed plateau, where for the first time, you can actually afford your own life.
10:06And in that mystical nexus where you seem to have wrangled life and all of its infinitely complex challenges into
10:11submission,
10:12that's generally where you will find your wife of 18 years in your bed.
10:16Oh, God.
10:18With one of your closest friends.
10:36House number four.
10:37A rental.
10:39It's small, but don't worry.
11:00Sometimes I can't believe it.
11:05I'm moving past the feeling.
11:10Sometimes I can't believe it.
11:11Why are we still holding in Pac-Pro?
11:13We're mostly out.
11:14Mostly.
11:15Did he really just say that?
11:16They're going to rebound.
11:16Guys, I've been telling you, we are making money across the book.
11:19We don't need to get dinged in emerging tech.
11:21Blow out of it today.
11:23You got it, boss.
11:25What's wrong with him?
11:26Me?
11:26Nothing.
11:27He got dumped.
11:28Oh, is that news?
11:30I love her, man.
11:31No, you don't.
11:32You love love.
11:33That's all.
11:34It's just, I don't know what to do.
11:35I do.
11:36Blow out of Pac-Pro.
11:37Thank you.
11:40Morning, Coop.
11:41Jack.
11:42Gentlemen, we're on for squash today.
11:45Are we?
11:45Did Mary send me an email?
11:46Probably my mistake.
11:48Got your bag here?
11:48Yeah.
11:50Great.
11:50Noon?
11:51Noon.
11:52Excellent.
11:57Come on, man.
11:59Put it in.
12:03Come on.
12:04Come on.
12:07Serve it.
12:08God damn it.
12:15Oh.
12:16There are the kids.
12:17Oh, they're fine.
12:18Wife.
12:19Ex-wife.
12:20Yeah, she's still with the putts.
12:22What's his name?
12:22The basketball player.
12:24Nick.
12:25Yes.
12:26He'll get his karma, right?
12:29Speaking of which, I got to deliver some bad news.
12:32Jesus, Jack.
12:33Cancer's not back, is it?
12:34But, no.
12:35God, no.
12:35No.
12:36My sole remaining testicle is in good shape.
12:39Very good.
12:39Well, no.
12:41The thing of it is, Coop, you're fired.
12:43Oh, great.
12:45No, I'm serious.
12:46I got to let you go.
12:49What?
12:51This girl, what's her name?
12:53Olivia or something.
12:54Wait, girl?
12:55What girl?
12:56What are you talking about?
12:57Cross.
12:57Olivia Cross.
12:58Liv?
12:59Liv Cross?
13:01The managing director is sleeping with an associate.
13:04Wait a minute.
13:05No, she never worked under me.
13:06She was in Shepherd's Court.
13:07And I don't think I'd ever even met her before.
13:10It doesn't matter if you met her.
13:11It matters if you fucked her.
13:13You did fuck her, right?
13:16Fuck me.
13:18Yeah, but it was like a weekend at, like, three months ago.
13:21Completely consensual.
13:22I mean, she came on to me.
13:23It's not the point.
13:24You were her superior.
13:26I told you.
13:27I didn't even know her.
13:29But you knew that you worked for Shepherd, right?
13:32You see, Coop, the thing is, in her mind, she was passed up for a VP slot.
13:36VP?
13:37She's 27 years old.
13:38No, she's 28.
13:39And I'm not here to litigate.
13:40You can't fire me, Jack.
13:42Well, we have a very strict, non-fraternizing clause.
13:46Or so I'm told.
13:47Why the fuck did you bring me here to fire me?
13:52HR needed to get into your office to get your computer, proprietary information.
13:56Do you know the drill?
13:56Those are my clients.
13:58Well, according to the non-solicit you signed, they're ours for at least another two years.
14:03You're really going to bury me like this?
14:05You know how this goes.
14:08My capital account?
14:10That's my money, Jack.
14:11You were fired for a cause.
14:12No way.
14:13Come on, Jack.
14:13You cannot do that.
14:14Everything I have is inadequate.
14:17I'll sue.
14:18They'll give you a six-month draw if you don't.
14:21Fuck you.
14:25Well, I'll give you a few days to decide.
14:43There's a long way.
14:47Bye.
14:48Bye.
14:48Bye.
14:50Bye.
14:52Bye.
14:56Bye.
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30:42Ce que tu vas faire?
30:46Oui...
30:48Je vais faire ce qu'il est, juste plus de ça.
30:50Il y a pas.
30:53C'est parti.
31:09C'est parti.
31:10Et un autre.
31:12Je dis à Peter, nous devons aller avec les enfants,
31:15vous savez, avant qu'ils ne veulent rien faire avec nous,
31:19parce que nous allons parler avec nous.
31:23Nous avons été mariés trop longtemps pour ça.
31:40C'est parti.
31:42C'est parti.
31:43Donc, on Saturday,
31:44on a leave,
31:45on a visité à Belize.
31:46J'ai trouvé cette ville,
31:47une belle vue de la ville.
31:49Les enfants ont leur propre ville,
31:50donc ils n'ont pas sur les autres.
31:52Mais nous savons qu'ils nous voyons,
31:54parce que nous sommes les chefs
31:55dans la dining-room.
31:56Donc, quand ils se fassent,
31:57c'est bon.
31:58Le Méternal N ne sait pas ce qu'il se passe.
32:01C'est bien, Kupi.
32:02C'est bien.
32:04C'est bien, Mel.
32:04Peu !
32:06Eh, vous deux,
32:12j'ai que je dis,
32:14je veux que vous avez un véritablement de divorce.
32:17Je vois.
32:17D'ailleurs, ne, je vous disais,
32:19j'ai simplement...
32:19Vous savez,
32:20quand Mike et Gail ont l'avancé cette conversation?
32:21C'est comme Armageddon.
32:22Vous vous savez ça ?
32:23Vous ne pouvez même pas être
32:24dans la même morning, ensemble.
32:25Ils ne peuvent être dans la même ville.
32:27Oui ?
32:29Le Métrage.
32:30Vous pensez que vous et Paul
32:31vont pouvoir être en train d'être
32:31assez brièvement de la vie.
32:32Oh, peut-être que je veux la chance,
32:34Mais merci d'avoir demandé, vous savez, en front de tous comme ça.
32:37Je m'admire comment vous avez fait tout avec la classe.
32:42Vous savez, quand nous avons divorcé, je pense que nous devons faire comme ça.
32:45C'est ça, je vais vous faire.
32:49Je pense que c'est génial.
32:54C'est tout de suite.
32:57Tu sais ?
32:59Je veux dire, Mel et Nick ont un affaire et ont terminé notre mariage.
33:03Et je pense que le temps va dire, comment les enfants seront les enfants.
33:06Mais, vous savez, vous êtes tellement génial sur le tout.
33:14Si je ne savais pas...
33:23Je vais aller prendre un piss.
33:29Tiens...
33:40MÎ
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