01:03The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
01:09We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
01:29This one will have an interesting life.
01:34And this one will live a long and full life.
01:38Shears and Thread?
01:39They send the mightiest legion of demons in the underworld for Shears and Thread?
01:45Fool!
01:47Those Shears and Thread control the lives of every mortal on this planet.
01:53I was just about to add that.
01:56Shut up!
01:58The Three Fates are within that cave.
02:01They use the Shears and Thread to measure out the events and length of a person's life.
02:07If our master can obtain those objects, he will be able to turn the world to evil and eliminate all
02:17who oppose him.
02:18Terrific!
02:19Let's go for it!
02:29Attack!
02:32Attack!
02:43The Shears!
02:45Get them!
02:47You shall never have them from this place.
02:52Go!
02:58There.
02:59The shears are lost in space and time.
03:02Well, safe from your evil hand.
03:07Spread out.
03:09Wherever they are, past, present, or future, find them.
03:21And so, on this glorious day,
03:24we open this magnificent bridge across this majestic river.
03:32Whoa!
03:35Whoa!
03:36Whoa!
03:39Whoa!
03:40Whoa!
03:41Whoa!
03:42Whoa!
03:43Whoa!
03:44Whoa!
03:59Drat!
04:00I'll have to use something else.
04:11My son, someday this will all be yours.
04:15The building, the dry goods,
04:18and the finest and oldest collection of going out of business sales signs in New York.
04:24I don't know, Dad.
04:26I was hoping for a little excitement in my life.
04:29A little adventure.
04:31Adventure?
04:33Phah!
04:33Who are you?
04:35Indiana Lieberman?
04:37You'll be better off with a good living.
04:40A nice family.
04:42Demons on the rooftops.
04:44Demons on the rooftops.
04:47What?
04:48Are you serious?
04:49Yes, but I don't know about them.
04:53I think it's time you took over the business.
04:56Now!
04:58Harry!
05:00Ah!
05:04Ah!
05:17Ah!
05:17Ah!
05:18Ah!
05:20Ah!
05:20Ah!
05:20Ah!
05:21Ah!
05:21Ah!
05:21Ah!
05:22Ah!
05:23Oh great lord of the stench.
05:24The object we seek is down there among the mortals.
05:27I can smell it.
05:29Can you smell closer?
05:32Okay!
05:33Okay!
05:37Now, find it!
05:46What we have here is the standard Ghosts and Demons Identification Test, and golly, I think we could all use
05:53a brush-up.
05:54Golly, yes. Especially you, after you melted that statue last week.
05:59It was dark. I'll pay for it.
06:02Okay? What's this?
06:05Protoplasmic Manifestation Type 6.
06:07Right. This?
06:09Recreational Zombie, Haitian variety.
06:13This one?
06:14Got it! That's a... wait, wait, what's on the tip of my tongue?
06:19A Tibetan tongue-twisting were-wombat.
06:22I need him.
06:23And this!
06:26Hey, I want one of these!
06:30Type R12 Poltergeist in the vernacular of Screaming Willy.
06:34Isn't that a T17?
06:35No, Egon's right. The T17 has tentacles.
06:45Australian Aboriginal meat-eating ghost cat. Tell me I'm wrong.
06:49Huh?
06:51Huh?
06:52Huh?
06:54Ah!
06:55Ah!
06:57Ah!
06:58Ghostbusters!
06:59Good morning!
07:01Help! Help! Help! Help! You've got to have the demons and the Chinese wrinkling and...
07:06OK!
07:08Let's hit it!
07:09Well done!
07:10Ah!
07:14Ah!
07:16Ah!
07:16Ah!
07:16What was the animal?
07:20Ah!
07:22Whoa!
07:29Seventy-five seconds. Not bad.
07:42Now there's something you don't see every day.
07:49I presume they want us to do something about this.
07:52That's why the public loves us, kid.
07:55Let's do it.
07:56If you say so, Ray.
08:01Ready? Fire!
08:12Uh-oh.
08:26Whoa!
08:29Whoa!
08:30Whoa!
08:31Whoa!
08:31Whoa!
08:31Hey!
08:32Anyone find a nice tweed and a 38 long?
08:35Not me.
08:39Who are those mortals?
08:40They're dog meat and I catch them.
08:47Later.
08:49We'll take care of them later.
08:54Retreat!
08:56Regroup!
09:07Let's go.
09:14Okay, everyone. They're gone.
09:16Let's go.
09:21Uh-oh.
09:22What's up?
09:22The section connecting the hose came loose.
09:28Hey, Ghostbusters. Thanks.
09:30Yeah, you guys is terrific.
09:33Thank you, thank you. Just our usual fantastic service.
09:41We're done here. Let's saddle up.
09:45Hey!
09:46Wait up!
09:49Hey, wait up!
09:55The shears were here, but they're gone now.
09:59Whoever has the shears will be in terrible danger until we get them back.
10:05All of mankind will be in danger. We must find the shears.
10:12Well, we polished that one off in record time.
10:15Sure we did.
10:16Whatever it is is still loose and still out there.
10:20Hey, what's that to us?
10:22Plenty. We're the only Ghostbusters in town.
10:26Oh, yeah. I forgot.
10:29Besides, you must admit that a horde of demons invading the Garment District is not a natural occurrence.
10:35Right. Only during the President's Day sales.
10:42What happened, Winston?
10:44Look.
10:48What do we do now, Circle the Wagon?
10:53The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
11:00We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
11:06I think I'll sit this one out.
11:08Really? You want to die in here?
11:10No way.
11:16Smite them!
11:18Smite them!
11:28Thanks, partner! Don't mention it, Dick!
11:32This is getting us nowhere.
11:35I think we should try the Seismic Ripple.
11:38You sure?
11:39Yeah.
11:41Hey, Seismic Ripple. My favorite flavor.
11:48Let's bust them.
11:50Let's go! All right!
11:52Let's go! All right!
12:15Was it something I said?
12:17Get those shears!
12:23Where's Ray?
12:25Over there.
12:27One down, three to go.
12:29This is the point when you're supposed to say,
12:31now here's my plan.
12:33I'll have to get back to you on that.
12:35We'll have lunch.
12:36We may be lunch.
12:38Look.
12:46Trample, oh mortals,
12:49in the presence of the Lord of the Stench.
12:52Why do they always make speeches?
12:55Shh, you may learn something.
12:57The shears are mine,
13:00and soon they will be my masters,
13:03and then the destiny of all mankind
13:06will be forever controlled by the Lord of Evil.
13:21The Lord of Evil.
13:24Yeah, but I bet he can't dance to save his soul.
13:27Phew.
13:30Uh, guys, more company.
13:32We are the fates.
13:34The demons have the shears.
13:37The shears must be found and returned to us.
13:41You mean the scissors that I...
13:44I don't like the sound of this.
13:47Return to us.
13:48You know what that means?
13:50Scissors?
13:52This whole thing has been about a pair of scissors?
13:55The shears of fate.
13:58If they are lost,
13:59evil will have eternal control of a human destiny
14:03over all who live or will live.
14:07Since it was mortals who complicated this,
14:10it is you mortals who must resolve this.
14:13You mortals?
14:15You mean us, right?
14:16You are mankind's only hope.
14:19I've been called a lot of things.
14:22We will teleport you to the underworld,
14:24where you will recover the shears.
14:27You must return to the exact spot at the right time
14:31in order to be teleported out,
14:33or you will be a prisoner of the demons.
14:39Forever.
14:41Nice.
14:44And what time do we check out?
14:46One hour from now.
14:48And good luck.
15:01So this is Suell.
15:03People are always suggesting that I should come here.
15:06Let's go.
15:07I've set the PKE meter on high gain.
15:10If these shears are as powerful as the fate said,
15:12it should pick them up.
15:20Hey, thank goodness you're here.
15:22Oh!
15:26Always check your meters.
15:28Nothing here is necessarily what it seems.
15:31Right.
15:31Right.
15:36Wait a minute.
15:38What's a river doing all the way down here?
15:40Hmm.
15:41The river Styx.
15:43Yeah, it does smell kind of terrible, doesn't it?
15:46If you wish to cross the river Styx,
15:48then it is to me you must come,
15:51for I am the ferryman.
15:53Meet my price,
15:54and I will take you where you wish to go.
15:57Are you kidding?
15:58I wouldn't trust that thing in the bathtub.
16:01Aye, it has not the grandeur
16:03or the fine paint of its earlier years,
16:05but it is sufficient.
16:07Never has it failed to do the job required of it.
16:10But if any of you know
16:11where I can get an outboard motor cheap...
16:14The shears are definitely somewhere on the other side.
16:17Looks like we don't have a choice.
16:20Okay, okay, we'll try the ride.
16:22But the first one who gets sick
16:23has to sit in the car.
16:25Okay, Mr. Ferryman,
16:27you got a deal.
16:28What's the price?
16:2920 gold pieces.
16:32Sorry, I haven't got any.
16:34Hmm.
16:3550 silver pieces?
16:36A vase of purist bronze?
16:38An etching?
16:39A Captain Midnight decoder badge?
16:41Well, then what do you have?
16:44I got a rabbit's foot.
16:47I've got a cheese sandwich.
16:49Oh, done.
16:51I accept your generous offer.
16:53That wasn't much of a rabbit.
16:55You haven't tried the sandwich yet.
16:59White bread?
17:00Why is it always white bread?
17:02You'd think no one ever heard of wheat or rye.
17:07Pastrami?
17:08Roast beef cut lean?
17:09Do you know how long it's been
17:11since I've had roast beef?
17:12No, of course not.
17:13Or should you?
17:14That's all right.
17:15Makes you wonder
17:16why it just doesn't catch some food.
17:18I mean, this river must be filled with fish.
17:25I'm awfully glad I didn't really see that, aren't you?
17:29Utterly.
17:31Good luck to you.
17:33And if you should find anything
17:34that looks like corned beef...
17:36We'll be in touch.
17:37Thanks.
17:46Q, how are we doing?
17:4835 minutes.
17:50Do you have the feeling we're being watched?
17:53We're getting nowhere.
17:54And we're running out of time.
17:56I'm not so sure.
17:57I think we're almost there.
17:59What?
18:01What do you mean?
18:03Through there.
18:05I am about to change
18:08the destinies of certain humans,
18:11starting with the so-called Ghostbusters.
18:15The Shears.
18:16They shall be the first to fall.
18:25Okay, it's coming.
18:30Okay, it's coming.
18:37Get them!
18:38Get them!
18:39You know how the master feels about failure!
18:50Bring them back!
18:52Or no more TV in the rec room!
18:58He sounds serious.
18:59Let's go!
19:14How are we doing?
19:16Minute and a half.
19:17Lobby should be just ahead.
19:23Dean!
19:24Come on!
19:42But it's...
19:43You said...
19:45How?
19:46We're on the wrong level.
19:48Can we get down?
19:50No.
19:51Just 12 seconds left.
19:52I guess this is the end.
19:54That's it, then.
19:55We're finished.
19:56It's the demons, or...
19:58Yes.
19:59It just might work.
20:01Let's go!
20:01Huh?
20:02We'll do it like this.
20:05Ah!
20:08Come on!
20:09Ah!
20:11Ah!
20:13Ah!
20:16Ah!
20:17Ah!
20:18Ah!
20:19Ah!
20:20Ah!
20:21Ah!
20:22Ah!
20:23Ah!
20:23Ah!
20:24Ah!
20:31Good old terra firma.
20:33Yeah.
20:34The more firmer, the less terra.
20:36Where am I?
20:37Where would you like to be?
21:03They have the shears.
21:05I guess all is right with the world.
21:10You know, Egon, what I was really impressed with was how you pushed us over the rail.
21:16Oh?
21:17Oh?
21:18Because you had it all figured out, how we'd hit the bottom, just as the hour ran out.
21:25That was cutting it pretty close, but it worked.
21:27Thanks, Egon.
21:29Thanks, Egon.
21:29Actually, I didn't calculate.
21:31What?
21:32I just crossed my fingers.
21:35Hey!
21:36He fainted!
21:42So, Egon!
21:50I'm última kombucha.
21:52I'm sorry, Egon, Peter!
21:53I'm sorry.
21:53I'm sorry, Egon.
21:57I'm sorry.
21:57I'm sorry.
21:59But, eh?
22:00Oh!
22:02Oh!
22:04Oh!
22:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
22:16oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
22:16oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
22:17oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
22:17oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
22:19oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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