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Aquellas_Maravillosas_Series

Lucía y Diego se reencuentran tras cuatro meses de separación. Cuando ambos están disfrutando de cierta intimidad, sus hijos les interrumpen para recibir los regalos que ella les ha traído de Houston. Diego, que desea ofrecer a su mujer una bienvenida inolvidable, planea una cena romántica con striptease incluido. Sin embargo, la celebración privada del matrimonio debe posponerse nuevamente cuando Carmen llega a casa acompañada de John, el neurocirujano que operó a Sergi. La complicidad existente entre el médico y Lucía lleva a pensar a Diego que entre ellos hay algo más que una simple amistad. En el colegio, Eva se hace amiga de África, nueva alumna de su clase con la que protagoniza numerosas situaciones embarazosas. Ambas deciden salir a divertirse y Eva acaba hablando a África de su amor imposible, sin mencionar el nombre Marcos. Tras beber más de la cuenta, Eva llega a casa bastante ebria y se muestra muy cariñosa con Marcos. Por otra parte, Guille ve cómo su el liderazgo en la pandilla podría concluir con la elección del nuevo jefe. Los niños deciden elegir a su líder mediante un juego, reto en el que participan Teté y Yoli. El candidato más valiente del grupo y capaz de superar las situaciones más arriesgadas se convertirá en el flamante cabecilla de la panda.

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00:00:00Today we are all very happy because Lucía has returned home, and my father is the most happy because he is going to sleep with Lucía after four months, although I think it is much more comfortable to sleep with the whole bed to yourself.

00:00:30But it's not just my father who wants to be with Lucía; we're all eager to be with her too. And to find out if she's brought us anything.

00:00:49Lucia, it's so nice to have you here.

00:00:53Hello my love.

00:00:55So Dad's okay, right?

00:00:57Yes, that's fine, I've already done it for you.

00:00:59Look, this is for you.

00:01:00Wait for me.

00:01:01And for you, just wait, this is wonderful.

00:01:04And there's one for you too.

00:01:07You look beautiful, Lucia.

00:01:09Lucia, you look beautiful, huh.

00:01:11Yes, that's your gift, Guille.

00:01:15What? And this too?

00:01:16This was so much more.

00:01:17Okay, okay, come on, hey, come on, everyone go to sleep.

00:01:20Curro, this is yours.

00:01:21Take it, and the carcucheras.

00:01:23Houston, Houston, we have a problem, everyone wants to assemble the ship.

00:01:27They want to assemble the ship, let's see if they're going to assemble both of you, my colleagues.

00:01:29Come on, get out of here.

00:01:30Curro, come on, come on, go to sleep.

00:01:31No, I won't hit you, come on.

00:01:32Hala.

00:01:33I think Guille is right.

00:01:35And because Dad loves Lucia very much, what he wants most is to be alone with her.

00:01:41Lucia, today we're retiring the bed, we're retiring it.

00:01:45But he must not have slept very well last night, because my father has started to get more and more nervous.

00:01:52Well.

00:01:53On a station platform, under the blazing sun, you were talking about a skyscraper in the New York sky.

00:02:03Come soon to see the sea, and send a postcard.

00:02:07I already knew that day was the end.

00:02:10Now I have much more.

00:02:14Red, black, stop and stop, finally luck brings an ace and a crystal to look at and a wall to hang on.

00:02:22Seven smiling faces in a poster photo.

00:02:26My stories were not about tales made by chance.

00:02:30Nobody told me that destiny was giving me this opportunity.

00:02:39One plus one equals seven.

00:02:42Who would have thought?

00:02:45That it was so easy to be happy.

00:02:50Hey, that's beautiful.

00:03:00It's very nice.

00:03:01Thank you.

00:03:02But wow, Lucy, how beautiful.

00:03:05How beautiful.

00:03:06You're doing great, huh?

00:03:08Come on, let's go, let's go.

00:03:10Come on, everyone to school.

00:03:11Everyone to school.

00:03:12And leave Lucia alone, she's very tired from the trip.

00:03:14Come on, let's go.

00:03:15There's a better night out from the trip, huh?

00:03:16Come on, at least make it thick.

00:03:20Okay, see you later.

00:03:21I'm doubting the song, you're getting stuck in it, huh?

00:03:23Come on, come to the car, I'll bring you alcohol and tell you things.

00:03:25Come on, little one.

00:03:27That?

00:03:28What about what?

00:03:29Man, you only have to look at Lucia's face.

00:03:32Whether there were fireworks, whether the ground shook.

00:03:36Damn, a few days ago you almost had sex with Daniela because of the congestion in your lower body, damn it.

00:03:40It must have been spectacular.

00:03:41But look, you're such an animal, Fiti.

00:03:43So, as soon as Lucía arrived, she put me in charge of...

00:03:46Oh no.

00:03:47But come on, three months or less, and there was no trouble?

00:03:50No, no, no.

00:03:52But...

00:03:52What's going on? Okay, what's going on? What's going on?

00:03:55I don't know.

00:03:56Well, I don't understand much about this.

00:03:58But a couple who haven't seen each other for three months...

00:04:01I'm telling you.

00:04:02I'm out of work for three months and then I'm coming out on top, kid.

00:04:06Through the door...

00:04:07Because you are an obsessive and a pig and an animal, Fiti, that's what you are, an animal, that's what you are.

00:04:10Well, well, well, well, well, women are different, take my word for it.

00:04:15And sex, well, for them sex isn't that important, is it?

00:04:18Well, it'll be for yours or mine, I mean, she spent a week at her mother's house and when she came back she squeezed me like a lemon.

00:04:25Okay, I squeezed myself like a lemon.

00:04:26Okay, I'm going to check something, Diego.

00:04:29Are you two doing well as a couple?

00:04:32Yeah?

00:04:33Because let's see if something has happened at a fair.

00:04:37Well no.

00:04:38Nothing happened on the fair.

00:04:40In other words, nothing happened on the day of the event.

00:04:41Okay, I'm nagging myself, but everything's fine.

00:04:43In other words, everything is going well.

00:04:44What's happening?

00:04:44Everything is fine.

00:04:45Okay, okay, I won't bother you.

00:04:46But I'm not annoyed.

00:04:47Am I getting annoyed?

00:04:48I mean, I'm getting annoyed.

00:04:49Wait, am I getting annoyed?

00:04:49You're getting annoyed, you're getting annoyed.

00:04:51No, no, I'm not getting annoyed, no, no, I'm getting annoyed.

00:04:53No, well I'm not getting annoyed.

00:04:53And we're annoying you because you have a grudge, a grudge.

00:04:56A grudge?

00:04:58Yes, I mean, I have a grudge.

00:05:01Okay, fine, yes.

00:05:02Well, the truth is that I'm a little disappointed because I thought it was going to be something else.

00:05:10But it won't happen tonight.

00:05:11First things first, tonight I'm going to make him a dinner that even Guiñano couldn't dream of.

00:05:14Yes sir.

00:05:15He hit it there, he hit it there.

00:05:16And seafood, and seafood, lots of seafood, which is an aphrodisiac.

00:05:18And oysters, because I think oysters are bad things.

00:05:20Seafood and oysters.

00:05:20And after dinner, with seafood and oysters, that is, after dinner, robotic music.

00:05:23Good.

00:05:24And we start dancing together.

00:05:26Good.

00:05:26Things are getting lively.

00:05:27Good.

00:05:28The kissing starts, the kissing starts, the temperature rises, anyway.

00:05:31Good.

00:05:32And I grab her, I take her up the stairs and there she is.

00:05:35And that's it.

00:05:38Where are you?

00:05:39Where are you?

00:05:40Where are you?

00:05:41The screams can be heard from the street.

00:05:44Ma'am, we already...

00:05:46We're getting into something about football.

00:05:47Already.

00:05:47Okay, let's go.

00:05:49It's good.

00:05:49What do you think?

00:05:50Great match, huh?

00:05:57Bruno, report on sector B.

00:05:59Sector B free of holes.

00:06:01Very good.

00:06:02The operation begins.

00:06:05But get the sacks out, okay.

00:06:07Saturn, excuse me, do you have a 10-speed gearbox?

00:06:20Yes, yes, I have it today.

00:06:25Five.

00:06:25Oh, but if it can be in cash, that would be great for me to pay for the machine.

00:06:28I'm not putting you on.

00:06:28Yes, whatever you have, okay?

00:06:29Neither...

00:06:30Five.

00:06:33Five.

00:06:37Well, if not, leave it, really, because I can see that I'm very busy.

00:06:42No, no, thank you, really.

00:06:48No, no, no, come on, to the patio, to the patio, to the patio, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:06:50Wait, Bruno, Bruno, Bruno!

00:06:53Let's go to the patio.

00:06:54No, not to the patio, no, I've seen the racas, it's better if we go this way.

00:06:57Make sure they don't see you there, besides, I'm the head of the operation here.

00:07:01But I'm the head of the operation.

00:07:03Sure, yes, yes, yes, no, let's go, there.

00:07:05Hey!

00:07:06Okay, okay.

00:07:07So, where are you going?

00:07:08Gang of criminals.

00:07:10Are we ashamed to steal from Satur?

00:07:12In other words, this is a misunderstanding.

00:07:14Yes, it's a misunderstanding, I'm telling you.

00:07:16Well, since I see you all really like chewing gum...

00:07:20Esco!

00:07:24Damn it, Guille, man, we've screwed up because of you.

00:07:26We'll be here peeling off chewing gum until the day we retire.

00:07:29Courtyard, I'm the boss.

00:07:31Support.

00:07:31But come on, is it my fault you're so slow, or what?

00:07:33Look, Guille, you...

00:07:38You've been a very good boss.

00:07:41The best, the greatest.

00:07:45But...

00:07:45Time takes its toll.

00:07:48And I think it's time for you to hand over the reins.

00:07:56You're doubting yourself.

00:07:57So who's going to be the new boss?

00:08:01Are you a bowling alley?

00:08:02Or me.

00:08:03Myself.

00:08:04Hey Bruno, not at all.

00:08:06We come first.

00:08:08Very good.

00:08:10You're going to have a new boss.

00:08:12But since I'm smoking here,

00:08:15It's going to be by the glove method.

00:08:18No, no, no, no, he won't hold on.

00:08:19And she didn't.

00:08:21What's happening?

00:08:22What is the glove method?

00:08:24You'll only know how to act like a know-it-all.

00:08:25Very good.

00:08:28I summon the Council of the Endurancers to the secret room.

00:08:32And you come and see if you've got what it takes, huh?

00:08:37The National Episodes of Benito Pérez Galdós

00:08:40They are a fictionalized version of 19th-century Spain.

00:08:43The first series was written between 1871 and 1870.

00:08:47Hello.

00:08:48Hello.

00:08:50Second B, right?

00:08:51Yes, yes, yes.

00:08:52I am África Sanz.

00:08:53The new girl, the rookie, whatever.

00:08:57Ah, very well then.

00:08:58Feel?

00:08:59Yes, yes, yes, of course, sit down.

00:09:00As I said, the first series was written between 1873 and 1875.

00:09:13And it includes the title novels, Cajalgar, The Court of Charles V, Bailén, Caragoza.

00:09:20We are talking about Galdés's masterpiece.

00:09:23My doubt fascinates me, Neruda.

00:09:25Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:09:27It's erotic, isn't it?

00:09:28Yeah.

00:09:29A little bit of attention.

00:09:31This will be on tomorrow's exam.

00:09:33You'll see.

00:09:35The value of national episodes is not only political.

00:09:39We are faced with the best historical novel written in Spain by an author considered

00:09:43internationally recognized as one of the great realist writers of the 19th century.

00:09:47Excuse me, excuse me, can I go to the bathroom for a moment? I'm feeling really unwell.

00:09:51Yes, yes, of course.

00:09:53Do you need help?

00:09:54Now that you mention it, yes, you wouldn't happen to have a sanitary pad around, would you?

00:09:59From the human and political history of Spanish life in the 19th century.

00:10:03You're better.

00:10:04In the vein of Dickens, Tolstoy, Gogol and Balsak.

00:10:10What is that?

00:10:11The fire alarm?

00:10:13Sorry, Raquel.

00:10:14Yeah.

00:10:14We already have the usual one, daughter.

00:10:15Bomb threats.

00:10:18Stay calm and collected, okay?

00:10:20No acting like a fool.

00:10:21Hey, be careful.

00:10:23Relax, Raúl.

00:10:24Be careful with the little ones, they're in front.

00:10:26That?

00:10:27That?

00:10:30What strength.

00:10:32We need to get the questions for tomorrow's exam.

00:10:43This aunt thinks her bag is an egg carton with Candela.

00:10:46You've caught us off guard; you don't know what it's like.

00:10:47Cool!

00:10:49Relax a little, you seem very tense.

00:10:50Please, let's go, they're going to catch us.

00:10:53Tonight, you and I are going out.

00:10:55But what did she say, Raquel, that she had to study?

00:10:57What was he giving up on?

00:10:58Study, study, study.

00:10:59In case we have any questions.

00:11:01We can continue talking about Neruda and uncles.

00:11:03By the way, I've noticed there are a lot of really good-looking people around here.

00:11:06Save us.

00:11:06Yes, I'll stop it.

00:11:20Password.

00:11:21When the blast blows down...

00:11:24It's freezing cold.

00:11:26It's seeing one.

00:11:27Tell him, what's wrong?

00:11:29Damn, I thought he wasn't coming.

00:11:31Hey, wait a minute.

00:11:33What are those little girls doing here?

00:11:34Well, Lili, since we just found out

00:11:36And we believe that we also have the right to participate.

00:11:38Yoli, you shouldn't have to go through this, okay?

00:11:40Why not?

00:11:41Where do I register?

00:11:42And the ballot box?

00:11:45Oh, Yoli, chasta.

00:11:47This isn't what you think.

00:11:49We're going to choose a new boss by the slap method.

00:11:55Okay.

00:11:56And what is that so terrible?

00:11:58Everything in its own time.

00:12:00First you need to sign up to the list.

00:12:02Okay.

00:12:03Come on, take notes, Musti.

00:12:04Listen carefully and don't forget.

00:12:09First of all, if one of us tells you to hang on, Bruno,

00:12:13You'll have to freeze like a statue.

00:12:15Whatever happens.

00:12:17And whatever the situation.

00:12:20Ah, like the still feet game.

00:12:22What a load of nonsense.

00:12:23This is not a game, Maritere.

00:12:25It's a fight to the death.

00:12:26If you move and one of us sees you, it's over.

00:12:31Secondly, each of us will only be able to say "hold on" once.

00:12:36Just once.

00:12:38So think carefully before you say it, rookie.

00:12:41You, Tete, still have time to retire.

00:12:43Okay, come on, less you go and let's go.

00:12:47The winner will be the new boss.

00:13:10There can be only one.

00:13:13Repeat after me.

00:13:15There can be only one!

00:13:17What's happening?

00:13:38What are we celebrating here today?

00:13:40Well, the children are at your mother's house.

00:13:42You're back.

00:13:44I love you very much.

00:13:47And that tonight, you and I are going to treat ourselves.

00:13:51Damn my phone.

00:13:52No, no, no.

00:13:55That's it.

00:13:55Okay.

00:13:56Now, have you seen what I bought?

00:13:57Look, look.

00:13:58Look.

00:13:59Perfebes, crabs, oysters, prawns.

00:14:00In short, a little bit of everything.

00:14:01A seafood festival, isn't it?

00:14:02Indeed, a seafood festival, just like that.

00:14:04And let's start with dessert.

00:14:07Look, Lucia, I want to tell you something.

00:14:09I've missed you so much.

00:14:12But a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot.

00:14:15And what are we going to recover from the lost time?

00:14:17In other words, you can do whatever you want with me.

00:14:19Can I really do whatever I want with you?

00:14:20Yes, yes, I'm all yours.

00:14:21Whatever you want, whatever you want.

00:14:22I can ask you for anything you want.

00:14:23Okay, do whatever you want.

00:14:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:14:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:15:24Yes, you gave it to me.

00:15:25Yes, you gave it to me, son.

00:15:26Okay, okay, I'm leaving, okay?

00:15:28I have the children at home.

00:15:30See you tomorrow.

00:15:31Goodbye, thank you.

00:15:32Goodbye, thank you.

00:15:33Oh, well, what are you doing here?

00:15:35Excellent.

00:15:35Diego, this is John, the black surgeon who turned off Sergi, who helped me so much.

00:15:39That's great, I was really looking forward to meeting you, wasn't I?

00:15:41Yes, yes.

00:15:41Come on.

00:15:45I don't know if I arrived at a good time.

00:15:47Are you saying that because...?

00:15:48No, no, don't worry.

00:15:49Lucia and I do this practically every day.

00:15:52One day yes, one day no, okay?

00:15:54Come in, come in.

00:15:55Come in and sit down.

00:15:55Just a moment, please, just a moment.

00:15:57Ah, yes.

00:15:57Wait, wait.

00:16:01Is this guy definitely a trout?

00:16:03Diego, please don't talk like that.

00:16:04I'm not telling you, because I was pretending to give you lots of hugs and cuddles and keep trying to get you to give me a little kiss.

00:16:08Oh dear!

00:16:09Look!

00:16:09Oh dear!

00:16:13That's so true!

00:16:14She's really cool and she's just like always.

00:16:18Would you like something to eat, John?

00:16:19You like seafood, huh?

00:16:21What is seafood?

00:16:22No, I don't know.

00:16:24It's good.

00:16:26The pieces are handled very well, aren't they?

00:16:28How obvious it is, John, that you're a neurosurgeon?

00:16:30Sure, for you, opening a spider crab is a piece of cake.

00:16:33Well, it's not exactly the same.

00:16:35No.

00:16:35But it's delicious, isn't it?

00:16:36Very tasty.

00:16:38Well, we won't keep you any longer, since you're finished and all that...

00:16:41No, I say this because you'll be tired from the trip and all that, so you'll be staying...

00:16:45Well, not much, but I understand, it's getting late, isn't it?

00:16:49Okay, see you tomorrow.

00:16:50Come on, come on.

00:16:51Ah!

00:16:53Champagne!

00:16:53I bring it for you.

00:16:54Oh, what a great idea, the second to last one!

00:16:56Come on, Diego, please, the second to last one.

00:16:58Well, the second to last one, yes.

00:16:59Well, you said here that you really had to see us.

00:17:02No, no, no, we couldn't say it, but I was saying, well, that the next day

00:17:04We have to get up early and so...

00:17:06Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!

00:17:09No, I'm going to retire because I'm getting a little tired.

00:17:13Diego.

00:17:13I'll be waiting for you in bed, darling, okay?

00:17:15Okay, see you later.

00:17:15Okay, goodbye.

00:17:16No, no, no.

00:17:17Goodbye, goodbye.

00:17:18Oh my God.

00:17:19That?

00:17:20Are you OK?

00:17:20Oh no, I think it was the seafood, huh?

00:17:23But...

00:17:23Hey, where's the bathroom, please?

00:17:26But, it's on the stairs, up, right at the top.

00:17:30Okay, George, wait.

00:17:31Diego, I'll go with him, okay?

00:17:32You go to sleep, I won't anymore.

00:17:34George.

00:17:38Eve.

00:17:38Eva, I, just one little thing, I can place myself.

00:17:42Are you into guys or woman-on-woman?

00:17:47The uncles.

00:17:48The uncles.

00:17:50Oh really?

00:17:52Well then, let's attack.

00:17:54No.

00:17:56Africa, to me...

00:17:57This isn't for me, I'm leaving, okay?

00:17:59Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:18:01No.

00:18:02You are suffering from what we commonly call being in love with a guy.

00:18:06He needs shock treatment.

00:18:08Oh, my child.

00:18:14You're really smitten, aren't you?

00:18:16And he ignores you, right?

00:18:19More or less.

00:18:21Well, it's impossible, if...

00:18:22Impossible?

00:18:24Well then, it's time to fall out of love, sweetheart.

00:18:27So let's get started.

00:18:29Yes, yeah, yeah, as easy as if...

00:18:31Hey handsome, can I borrow a pen?

00:18:35Thank you.

00:18:37Look, we're going to go.

00:18:38Make a list of their worst flaws, the worst of the worst.

00:18:42For example.

00:18:44Is he selfish, pedantic, does he like movies, reading, cod?

00:18:47No, no, not pedantic, it's quite the opposite.

00:18:51In other words, it's simpler than the mechanism of a pacifier.

00:18:53Okay, write it down.

00:18:54The flat cephalogram.

00:18:56Take aim, take aim.

00:18:59Ripe?

00:19:02No.

00:19:03Okay, write it down.

00:19:04You little shit.

00:19:07Brat.

00:19:08Refined snaf?

00:19:12Naturally, like that, I don't know, he likes football.

00:19:15Ah, football-loving cremañón.

00:19:17And watch how he's doing.

00:19:19Is he one of those guys who walks around scratching his crotch?

00:19:20But?

00:19:23I don't know.

00:19:25It should say, when should we believe it?

00:19:27This isn't being prepared at all, actually.

00:19:30This is a miracle cure, darling.

00:19:33So take note.

00:19:34Louse-ridden mandrill.

00:19:35Louse-ridden mandrill.

00:19:36And he adds, compulsive masturbator.

00:19:37And we're going to order two more, because they're offering two for one since happy hour is starting.

00:19:41Handsome, two more.

00:19:53How are you doing?

00:19:56Yeah?

00:19:58Good.

00:19:59Okay, look, I think I'll give this one a try, man.

00:20:02I'm there now.

00:20:05Right?

00:20:05Who is it?

00:20:11It's on the side.

00:20:12Eve?

00:20:18What kind of keys broke?

00:20:21Fuck.

00:20:23Are you waiting for me?

00:20:25Yeah.

00:20:26Well, Eva, Eva, you've drunk it all, haven't you?

00:20:29No, just a little bit.

00:20:31Just a little bit, right?

00:20:32That's great, you're here.

00:20:34I love you all very much.

00:20:35Yes, and we love you very much too.

00:20:37I was thinking.

00:20:38Why is it so late?

00:20:40Oh, a little silence, Eva.

00:20:41Come on, I want to stick my head in all day.

00:20:43No.

00:20:45Eve.

00:20:46Marcos was with me, and he's fine.

00:20:49That?

00:20:49Please.

00:20:50What's up, dude?

00:20:51You don't love me like I love you.

00:20:54Marcos, you don't love me as much as I love you.

00:20:56Eve.

00:20:57No, but I do, I do.

00:20:58I love you so much.

00:20:59And more?

00:21:00Yeah?

00:21:00If possible.

00:21:02But.

00:21:06Hey, hey, Raúl.

00:21:08Raúl, please.

00:21:09Come on.

00:21:10Let's get to it.

00:21:11Come on, Eva, it's better upstairs.

00:21:14Yes, silly.

00:21:14No, not Eva.

00:21:17It's softer on top.

00:21:18No, it's more fun upstairs.

00:21:21For silence, please.

00:21:23Please, please.

00:21:24Take care, Juan.

00:21:25Eva, shut up, damn it.

00:21:27Okay, okay, Marquitos, but I'm not asking you to be serious, okay.

00:21:32Okay, okay, but we'll have to take him to the shower, right?

00:21:34We'll have to take his clothes off.

00:21:35Oh yes, yes, yes, let's get naked.

00:21:37Yes, yes, yes.

00:21:38Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:21:38Please, listen, you, what do you want?

00:21:40You're silly, I'm introducing you, I want to chat, right?

00:21:42Marcos.

00:21:43Yes please.

00:21:44A kiss.

00:21:45Good night.

00:21:45Eve.

00:21:46Eve.

00:21:46A little kiss, a little kiss.

00:21:48Except that...

00:21:49Eva, not here, damn it.

00:21:51Oh, God!

00:21:53What a slut that woman is, right?

00:21:56Are you OK?

00:21:57Well, she hasn't vomited.

00:21:58Auntie, someone's throwing up the baby food.

00:22:03No.

00:22:11What's going on here?

00:22:17Nothing, Dad, it's just that...

00:22:20God.

00:22:21You didn't feel well after dinner.

00:22:22You have sat down...

00:22:23Studying is a bit overwhelming, isn't it?

00:22:25What do you mean, study?

00:22:25No need to study.

00:22:26You make alcohol here.

00:22:27But no, no, no, no, dad, no, no, no, no.

00:22:31Fat?

00:22:32That...

00:22:32He's leaving now.

00:22:34He's leaving now.

00:22:35I'll clean this myself, I won't tell you.

00:22:37Leave it, leave it, leave it, leave it.

00:22:38I'll clean it myself.

00:22:44We'll talk about you tomorrow, okay?

00:22:45I don't feel it.

00:22:47I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

00:22:55No way?

00:23:00Here it goes.

00:23:01Please, here it is.

00:23:07Come, come, come.

00:23:12Here it goes.

00:23:13Seriously, please come.

00:23:22Seriously, please come.

00:23:22Come, come.

00:23:23Hugs, Marcos, come here.

00:23:25Please, Eva.

00:23:27Let's see.

00:23:31Eve.

00:23:32Let's see.

00:23:33Let's see.

00:23:34Get in the bed.

00:23:37Let's see.

00:23:37Please.

00:23:38Please.

00:23:39His.

00:23:40Here, as for me.

00:23:42Eve.

00:23:43Let's see.

00:23:43In my hair, because I don't have to go.

00:23:45Eva is leaving.

00:23:47Eye.

00:23:52Marcos.

00:23:54That?

00:23:54I'm cold.

00:23:56Are you cold?

00:23:57That?

00:23:58Look, I'm not here with you.

00:24:00With you?

00:24:00No, no, no.

00:24:01I don't know.

00:24:01No, Eva, no, Eva.

00:24:03So, when will you get over the cold?

00:24:05Okay?

00:24:06Listen.

00:24:06I want you to be a good girl now and go to sleep, okay?

00:24:09Okay.

00:24:10Let's...

00:24:11I'm going to give you a...

00:24:15I love you very much.

00:24:31Eve.

00:24:36Eva, are you okay?

00:24:37List of Marcos defects

00:25:07Flat electroencephalogram

00:25:08Louse-ridden mandrill

00:25:11Masturbator

00:25:23Okay, these are fantastic eggs for you.

00:25:26How have these years treated you?

00:25:27Very good, they were excellent

00:25:29Wow, what eggs, sausages!

00:25:32I hope you don't take any of this because it's terrible for your stomach.

00:25:34No, that's better.

00:25:35Look, sorry, the one that sounds familiar.

00:25:38Maricere, you can start getting ready now.

00:25:42Because where I can stand you, I'm going to kick you out like this, look

00:25:43Yeah, we'll see about that, kid.

00:25:46Can it withstand that?

00:25:48So you're the one who operated on my father, right?

00:25:50Yeah

00:25:50Hey, well, now I could look at her head

00:25:53She's a little nerdy

00:25:55I'm a surgeon, I operate on the brain, okay?

00:25:57Is it true that bones are the same as scrambled eggs?

00:26:00They're just that hot-tempered.

00:26:01Since you're cutting them like that, look

00:26:03Guille

00:26:04Kid, stop playing with your food, man

00:26:06Hello, how does it look?

00:26:08Guille

00:26:09That?

00:26:09Guille

00:26:10Today's American breakfast, which you love.

00:26:12How are you, John?

00:26:14How are you, John?

00:26:15Yes, hello

00:26:15I'm almost going to have some cereal because my cholesterol is a little sky high, you know.

00:26:19I'm going to get the cereal.

00:26:20Lucia

00:26:22Can you come here for a moment? I'm not exactly sure where.

00:26:25Let's see, these men

00:26:28They never find anything.

00:26:30She's my Nubia too

00:26:31I always have to be on top of her

00:26:33What are you doing here?

00:26:41Well, he stayed to sleep in the living room, you know how he acted last night

00:26:43And I told him not to even think about looking for a hotel

00:26:46That he stays here at home

00:26:47After what he's done for me in Houston, it's the same thing we can do.

00:26:50And is he going to stay for a long time or...?

00:26:52Well, a couple of...

00:26:53Diego, but let's see if you think this is wrong.

00:26:56No no

00:26:57I'm just looking for a hotel, that's all.

00:26:58No, no, woman

00:26:59Yes, no, no

00:26:59After everything he's done for you, no, he should stay.

00:27:01Let him stay, let him stay, let him stay

00:27:02Let him stay and we won't see any more of him.

00:27:03That?

00:27:16But how?

00:27:17No, no, no

00:27:18I don't remember anything

00:27:19God, how did I get home?

00:27:29And why am I naked?

00:27:31Okay, Eva, remember, okay?

00:27:33Remember, remember, remember

00:27:35Let's see, were Marcos and Raúl there?

00:27:54Yes, they were there, but...

00:27:55But why was she naked?

00:27:58Marcos, Marcos

00:28:00What's that?

00:28:12Oh my God, what's my bra doing here?

00:28:18No, please

00:28:19No, please, but what have I done?

00:28:21Good morning

00:28:28Good morning

00:28:29Good morning

00:28:30Yesterday I went out partying with Africa, you know?

00:28:33Yes, it is already

00:28:35You came very happy

00:28:37And very affectionate

00:28:39Affectionate?

00:28:41Yes, very affectionate

00:28:42Well, if you don't mind, I'd like to be alone.

00:28:46There's no need to be so rude, okay?

00:28:56Marcos, is something wrong?

00:28:58Did I do something to you?

00:29:00Yes, you have done it

00:29:01And if you don't remember, you're stupid.

00:29:04It doesn't piss you off, and now he says

00:29:26Now he says he doesn't remember

00:29:28Man!

00:29:31Here comes the winner of the San Isidro fair

00:29:33Well, let's see what this brings, huh?

00:29:35That?

00:29:35Did a big shot pass it to you there, that thing?

00:29:37Take that out right now in a punch bowl with three egg yolks

00:29:40Let's see if we can get the teacher back, shall we?

00:29:42A glorious little night, wasn't it?

00:29:43How many ears?

00:29:44How many ears have you lost?

00:29:45It was good, it was good

00:29:46More than I say good

00:29:47It was very good

00:29:48Beware of such a sleepy binge

00:29:50It can't be good for the heart.

00:29:52Hoarse!

00:29:52What's happening?

00:30:04What's happening?

00:30:05What's happening?

00:30:06What's happening?

00:30:06Yeah?

00:30:07Candela ran into your mother-in-law and slept with her.

00:30:09Then the American arrived and banned the party

00:30:11Unfortunate!

00:30:12I curse my mother-in-law

00:30:13I curse my mother-in-law

00:30:14So that I don't get the idea to act like an idiot.

00:30:15Damn my girl

00:30:16Well, that's it

00:30:16The American arrived and ransacked the night.

00:30:18He already sent it!

00:30:19He already sent it!

00:30:20I'll explain it to you because he's my guest.

00:30:21Well, my guest didn't

00:30:22The guest is my wife

00:30:23And my wife's friends are my friends

00:30:25Furthermore, this man, this Yon

00:30:27Well, listen, she's been a great support to Lucía.

00:30:28And it is

00:30:29And what about the fact that he's been very supportive?

00:30:31I bet you'll get a beating.

00:30:32You're going to get a beating, man.

00:30:33I bet you...

00:30:34I'll explain it to you again.

00:30:35This guy is gay.

00:30:37In other words, homosexual

00:30:38And party poopers

00:30:39And blunders

00:30:40And American, right?

00:30:42Yeah

00:30:42When an American arrives at a place

00:30:44And he sees a Spaniard having dinner with his wife

00:30:46What you need to do is

00:30:47Get!

00:30:49It's the same

00:30:49You can't understand it.

00:30:50You can't understand, Santi.

00:30:51Because you're dumber than a plow

00:30:53But I'll explain.

00:30:53This guy is a secretive uncle.

00:30:55He's a sensitive guy.

00:30:55And she's in cahoots with my wife

00:30:57Complicity, that's what it is

00:30:58I like that.

00:30:59Come on, come on, come on, come on, Diego

00:31:00We know you

00:31:01You don't realize that trendy thing is happening.

00:31:03How trendy!

00:31:03I'm not paying attention to the trendy stuff

00:31:04I'm going to tell you something

00:31:05I'm going to explain it to you.

00:31:06That's the problem you have.

00:31:07You have a lack of sensitivity

00:31:09A lack of sensitivity

00:31:10Fucking hell

00:31:11This guy has accompanied my wife

00:31:13And he cured Sergi

00:31:14He has also cured Sergi

00:31:15They talk, yes, they talk

00:31:17But they talk because they have something to talk about.

00:31:18Because they have a conversation

00:31:19Something you don't have

00:31:20You have no conversation.

00:31:21And I'll tell you one more thing

00:31:22I'll tell you one more thing

00:31:23We have a lot to learn from gay people

00:31:26Hey, hey, hey, hey

00:31:27What does he mean by that?

00:31:28I mean, for example

00:31:29That gay people are more affectionate

00:31:31Did I see you when you greeted each other?

00:31:32Among them

00:31:32So they give each other two kisses.

00:31:33That's affectionate.

00:31:34And women like that.

00:31:35Because he's affectionate

00:31:35What else do we have to learn from the surgeon?

00:31:37What else?

00:31:38No, but of course

00:31:39You can go inside today

00:31:40Lucía wants me to meet her friends

00:31:43And he invites you to eat at his house.

00:31:44And me, me?

00:31:45You don't

00:31:46Hey?

00:31:47Well, nothing much.

00:31:47Santi

00:31:48Yeah

00:31:48Look handsome

00:31:49Let's see if anyone will like them

00:31:51This type of water jug

00:31:51Now

00:31:52The type of jar

00:31:54Like you

00:31:55Gustafa, you're going to make me happy

00:31:57Well?

00:31:59Oh, you had given me this

00:32:00Hi Lucia, beautiful

00:32:02Look, sorry to interrupt you

00:32:04But I have to take the children with me.

00:32:06Do you know what's happening?

00:32:07My aunt the nun has come to visit.

00:32:08TRUE?

00:32:08There's no problem.

00:32:10And I tell them to leave, that's it.

00:32:11Josemar and Yoli

00:32:12Pick up your things

00:32:13It's not with your mother.

00:32:14Gustafa, please sit down

00:32:15Yoli

00:32:17Yoli

00:32:18Hold on

00:32:19Boriche, hang in there

00:32:22Don't worry

00:32:25Because we were already finishing the class

00:32:26Hey?

00:32:27Come on, let's go, move it

00:32:28Dad is waiting outside

00:32:29Come on, listen to your mother, boys.

00:32:31Guys

00:32:33Yolanda

00:32:35Josemar

00:32:38Do you want to stop acting like a fool?

00:32:41Maria Luisa

00:32:42Can you hear me?

00:32:44I can't put up with nonsense

00:32:46Maria Luisa

00:32:46What are you risking?

00:32:47They actually listen to you here.

00:32:48Sure

00:32:48Don't worry

00:32:49Come on

00:32:50They're going to listen, right, guys?

00:32:53Well, this is the last straw, isn't it?

00:32:54But what do you think you are?

00:32:56What did you think?

00:32:59Come on

00:33:00Guys, that's enough.

00:33:01Enough with the games, okay?

00:33:03Come on

00:33:03Move it, move it, Yolanda

00:33:05Move it

00:33:06Josemar

00:33:06Look

00:33:07Look, guys, I really can't deal with you, okay?

00:33:10I'm sure this was your idea, huh?

00:33:12Look, I'm really going to beat you so badly I'll kill you.

00:33:14Look, my son

00:33:15More or less, the beating I'm going to kill you with.

00:33:16So you're getting upset, okay?

00:33:17Calm down a little

00:33:19I can't take you anymore.

00:33:20I can't make it so, I know, I imagine that with all this you'll be without your little calterarilla

00:33:22But don't worry

00:33:23Sorry

00:33:23Alina, Alina

00:33:24Alina

00:33:25Alina

00:33:26Alina

00:33:27Alina

00:33:28Alina

00:33:29Alina

00:33:30Alina

00:33:31Alina

00:33:32Alina

00:33:33Alina

00:33:34Alina

00:33:35Alina

00:33:36Alina

00:33:37Alina

00:33:38Alina

00:33:39Alina

00:33:40Alina

00:33:41Alina

00:33:42Alina

00:33:43Alina

00:33:44Alina

00:33:45Alina

00:33:46Alina

00:33:47Alina

00:33:48Alina

00:33:49Alina

00:33:50Alina

00:33:51Alina

00:33:52Alina

00:33:53Alina

00:33:54Alina

00:33:55Alina

00:33:56Alina

00:33:57Alina

00:33:58I'm starving, you know?

00:34:00What, John? Do you like Spain?

00:34:03Yes, the people are so much fun. I love it.

00:34:06We're always laughing here, aren't we?

00:34:09Yes, dancing a lot, right?

00:34:12Yes, yes, ma'am.

00:34:15And you, John, who are of the same righteous nature?

00:34:18As?

00:34:19No, no, I was born in Los Angeles.

00:34:22Ah, well, like me.

00:34:23Me in Los Angeles, San Rafael.

00:34:25Come on, Viti, just snooze and swallow, he's not getting it anymore.

00:34:30No, Candela, there's no problem.

00:34:32Thanks to Lucía, I've learned a lot of Spanish these past few months, huh?

00:34:36Sure, sure, sure.

00:34:37Of course you're talking all the time.

00:34:41Yes, especially in bed.

00:34:48Every night before going to sleep, he would tell me a joke.

00:34:51Since I didn't understand, he then had to explain it to me.

00:34:53I must have told you, right?

00:34:57No, that...

00:34:58No, about the...

00:35:00I mean, but in the same bed, the two of them together.

00:35:03The thing is, I had nothing but a sofa.

00:35:05Already.

00:35:06I didn't have another bed, I mean.

00:35:07And after several days on the sofa, I ended up with a wrecked back.

00:35:10Of course, what is it about sofas?

00:35:11The sofas are the worst thing about them...

00:35:12The worst thing is if they don't have a bed.

00:35:14In other words, sofas without a bed are the worst.

00:35:15No no.

00:35:21Diego, help me clean up, please.

00:35:23Hey!

00:35:24Okay, we'll pick up the others.

00:35:26Yes, yes, us.

00:35:28Ah, yes, yes.

00:35:29Come.

00:35:29I've messed up, haven't I?

00:35:40No.

00:35:41No.

00:35:49I didn't throw the wine in his face, because I felt sorry for the reserve.

00:35:53He's got the eggs, huh?

00:35:54He's tracked you down and I'll kill him.

00:35:55Calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down and let's not jump to conclusions, please, Santi.

00:35:59What do you mean, "calm down," damn it?

00:36:01And have you turned white yourself?

00:36:02This guy has slept with your wife for three months, including the nights.

00:36:05There, sleeping with a hot aunt next to him.

00:36:07I know that Lucia's not a problem, but...

00:36:09Fuck.

00:36:10So much goes to the fountain to sing, so much goes to the fountain to sing.

00:36:13A guy in bed is a guy in bed.

00:36:15But he wakes up like everyone else, man.

00:36:17He wakes up.

00:36:18How does he/she wake up?

00:36:19How does he/she wake up?

00:36:20He's waking up, man, he's waking up.

00:36:21Come on, Santi, let's see, I'm saying it.

00:36:23No way, man, no, this guy is gay, he's gay.

00:36:24You don't understand that he's gay.

00:36:25So, what's going on?

00:36:26I can't sleep with you guys, okay?

00:36:27No, no, no.

00:36:28No, no, no, no.

00:36:29Listen up, Diego, things in life aren't black and white.

00:36:32That sometimes they are gray.

00:36:33And for me, this guy, John, is one of the gray ones.

00:36:37Yeah, look.

00:36:39All guys in America are bisexual.

00:36:42How do you hear that?

00:36:43Come on, Santi, Santi, please, don't talk nonsense anymore, okay?

00:36:45Stop talking nonsense.

00:36:46It's not nonsense, it's not nonsense.

00:36:48It's in all the women's magazines.

00:36:49It's fashionable, it's called a cookie jar.

00:36:52As?

00:36:52Cookie maker.

00:36:54Gai-etero.

00:36:55I mean, you get it, cookie man.

00:36:59One of those cookie-maker types sleeps with my wife.

00:37:02And I am now surrendering to the Civil Guard.

00:37:06Already.

00:37:07Yes, it's done, it's done.

00:37:10Do you want to talk?

00:37:15No, man, there's nothing to talk about, honey, right?

00:37:18Seriously, right?

00:37:19I'm going to bring the wine to the guests.

00:37:20Yes, I've already arranged them.

00:37:22Yes, give me a second.

00:37:29I had a great time yesterday.

00:37:30Damn, girl, don't talk to me, I'm so tired I can barely stand up.

00:37:33You have such little stamina, daughter.

00:37:35You can start recovering for Friday, because we have a party.

00:37:38But aunt, is this a marathon or what, son?

00:37:41I'm going to have a heart attack.

00:37:43Sorry.

00:37:43Well, well, well, you're so clever, aren't you?

00:37:52I have no doubt, man.

00:37:53And you're the only one who can help me.

00:37:55Well, well, thong.

00:37:56Always wear a thong, it looks better.

00:37:57Damn it, Raúl, I'm serious.

00:37:58So, what happened yesterday?

00:38:01When I got home, I mean.

00:38:04Trayas un pedo.

00:38:05Already.

00:38:06But, I don't know, I messed up or something.

00:38:09Nothing, just a little bit of embarrassment.

00:38:11The usual stuff, yeah, a bout of vomiting, yeah.

00:38:12But you were very affectionate.

00:38:15Affectionate?

00:38:17How affectionate?

00:38:19Well, let's just say you bring out the beast that every woman has inside.

00:38:24But...

00:38:25Hello.

00:38:26Hello.

00:38:29Well, it's starting to get some color, isn't it?

00:38:33Raúl, I don't remember anything, okay?

00:38:35You are welcome.

00:38:37And...

00:38:37And I have the impression that I did something very stupid.

00:38:39So...

00:38:40Tell me what happened.

00:38:45Don't you really remember?

00:38:49No.

00:38:56That?

00:38:56Eva, I've waited so long for this, Eva.

00:39:00I...

00:39:02You and I?

00:39:03You and I?

00:39:04Yes, yes, Eva, yes, Eva.

00:39:05You and me, you and me, you and me.

00:39:06Yes, yes, you and me.

00:39:09We made love, Eva.

00:39:12Bye bye.

00:39:13Okay, okay, I know what you're going to say.

00:39:16You were drunk, you don't remember anything.

00:39:18But I do remember, Eva.

00:39:22It was wonderful.

00:39:24God, Raul, but how did it happen?

00:39:26What happened?

00:39:28Well, then...

00:39:30Mostly you arrived and said...

00:39:33This one's for me.

00:39:34AND...

00:39:34And you jumped on top of me.

00:39:36Well, at first I tried...

00:39:38I thought you were joking, but I soon realized you weren't.

00:39:41And I swear that...

00:39:42I rejected you a little at first, you know?

00:39:44But, girls, no, yes, made of stone and...

00:39:46AND...

00:39:47And I surrendered, Eva.

00:39:49I surrendered.

00:39:50You know how I feel about you, right?

00:39:52AND...

00:39:53Marcos...

00:39:54Marcos...

00:39:55Did he see us?

00:39:57Okay, then...

00:39:58No, no, but...

00:39:59Not me, that's for sure.

00:40:01Eva, my daughter, you express yourself a lot by shouting.

00:40:04AND...

00:40:04Well, I was partly to blame too, you know?

00:40:07God, Marcos is going to think I'm the worst.

00:40:09Forget about Marcos, girl.

00:40:11Okay, let's think about ourselves.

00:40:12You know what amnesiacs say.

00:40:14We need to recreate it, right?

00:40:15Recreate the moment and...

00:40:17Raul, leave me alone, I'm not in the mood, okay?

00:40:20Okay.

00:40:22I understand.

00:40:23To you I'm just a napkin, aren't I?

00:40:25So, you use me, you vent your frustrations, and then...

00:40:27Into the trash.

00:40:28No, no, no, I know, I know.

00:40:29I know what your promises are worth, Eva, but let me tell you something.

00:40:31If you did what you did, it was because you had it here.

00:40:33In the subconscious.

00:40:36And here.

00:40:37They'll be home later if you want to call me.

00:40:38Good afternoon.

00:40:42How are you?

00:40:48You and this?

00:40:49I'm blown away.

00:40:52You're not giving it to him, no way.

00:40:54Come in, come in.

00:40:55Three more.

00:40:56Three more, man.

00:40:57Three more, you can see all the bad stuff.

00:40:59Go ahead, man.

00:41:00We need to get closer and see what happens, okay?

00:41:06He's with the girls.

00:41:07Perfect.

00:41:10Take.

00:41:11Hi guys.

00:41:12But it's going well, Eva.

00:41:12Okay, so pass it to me, right?

00:41:14Pass it to me, hey.

00:41:14Hang in there, Mustafa!

00:41:20Hey, Agusti.

00:41:21No no.

00:41:22I was thinking, if you let me have the ball.

00:41:23If you let me have it, you don't have to...

00:41:24Hey, come on in and see, come on in and see!

00:41:26The ugliest underwear in the world.

00:41:28Hey, come on in and see!

00:41:30My goodness, poor thing, how does he put up with it?

00:41:32If that happened to me, I'd die.

00:41:33What's going on here?

00:41:37Mustafa, you're already pulling up your pants.

00:41:42Mustafa.

00:41:44But hey, you're seeing this.

00:41:45Yeah.

00:41:47When children have problems, they adopt these kinds of attitudes to...

00:41:50to attract attention.

00:41:52Very good.

00:41:53I'm going to count to three.

00:41:55If you don't move, I'll pull your underwear down.

00:41:56Adela, I don't think you're going to be traumatized, man.

00:42:00Please, Fernando.

00:42:01One.

00:42:07Two.

00:42:12I'll bring them down for you, okay?

00:42:14Believe!

00:42:18Adela, just so you know, I don't agree with these methods, okay?

00:42:20Because it seems to me...

00:42:21You, come to my office, we're going to talk to your father and see what he thinks about you playing football.

00:42:26Come on, shoot.

00:42:26Strip.

00:42:30There are only three of us left.

00:42:32There can be only one!

00:42:34Look, Jolly, you've held up really well.

00:42:37And that's what matters.

00:42:38But no, I'm serious.

00:42:41Plus, a slap from your mother...

00:42:43Fine stuff.

00:42:44Hang on a minute.

00:42:48Already.

00:42:49If that's what they are.

00:42:50Sexist pigs.

00:42:51But don't worry, one day we'll be the bosses.

00:42:54They'll find out.

00:42:55Okay, yes.

00:42:56Bye bye.

00:42:56Maritaria, come, help me with every birthday that weighs heavily.

00:43:00You know what I'm saying?

00:43:02Hang in there, Guille.

00:43:04I'm quoting you here, right?

00:43:12Let's see what you've bought.

00:43:15Go on.

00:43:16Eggs.

00:43:17Would you like an omelet?

00:43:19One egg or two?

00:43:22Okay, fine, two of us.

00:43:23Oh, how delicious.

00:43:28Here comes another one, here comes another one.

00:43:33Rich, huh?

00:43:35As?

00:43:35What more could you want?

00:43:37Look, I've said it, man.

00:43:38Let's see what we can find here.

00:43:42Look, Guille.

00:43:43Vegetable puree, the kind you love so much.

00:43:47Hey, what if we start growing a little mustache now?

00:43:50Over there.

00:43:51Oh, how handsome, it looks great on you.

00:43:54Hey, if you feel like you're drowning, tell me, okay?

00:43:57That it moves on me, no.

00:43:59Wow, those glasses look great on you.

00:44:03And maybe, a little bit like this, like this.

00:44:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what?

00:44:08Guille, don't get out of it.

00:44:10Well, you know, I'll hold out.

00:44:12Don't worry, girl, I'm not moving from here.

00:44:15Guille.

00:44:16Guille.

00:44:16But what have you done with the eggs and the mashed potatoes?

00:44:21But what happened here?

00:44:22That you were fighting.

00:44:23Of course, you were fighting.

00:44:24No way, no way?

00:44:24Yes, when I arrived it was already like that.

00:44:26What's weirder?

00:44:28Guille, I'm talking to you.

00:44:29I'm asking you what happened here.

00:44:32Guille, for God's sake.

00:44:33Guille, don't make me nervous and don't look for me.

00:44:35Don't look for me, I'm not in the mood.

00:44:36Don't look for me because...

00:44:37Guille, please.

00:44:37What's happening?

00:44:38What's happening?

00:44:39I'm going to slap this guy so hard I'm going to send him flying up to the room.

00:44:41I'm shitting myself.

00:44:41Hey, maybe it's bad, right?

00:44:43But it's bad.

00:44:43Oh, it's bad, isn't it?

00:44:44I'm going to give him a really bad slap.

00:44:47Are you stupid?

00:44:48What's the matter?

00:44:48But what are you doing standing around?

00:44:50Look, you'll get fed up with this little game by now.

00:44:52But, Mom, I had nothing to do with it.

00:44:54Come on, listen, this is just a little game.

00:44:56Ah, it's just a little game.

00:44:57Well, let's see if you feel like continuing to play.

00:44:59But, Diego, please, that's not how things get solved.

00:45:02What needs to be done is to talk to him seriously.

00:45:04Seriously.

00:45:04What's happening?

00:45:05I'm not being serious.

00:45:06Well, no, explain it to me because maybe American parents speak differently.

00:45:09As many American parents have recently come to know...

00:45:11Tete, your father is on the phone.

00:45:13Yes, yes, tell him I'll call him later.

00:45:14But why do you call him later?

00:45:16Nadal, you're going to get started right now.

00:45:17Mom, not now, please.

00:45:19Tete, who is your father from Barcelona.

00:45:21Are you going to start right now, I told you?

00:45:23Or do you just not care about anything?

00:45:25But come on, really?

00:45:26Guille, for the last time.

00:45:27Guille, on the count of one, Guille, on the count of two...

00:45:29Yes, it's you!

00:45:31Guille!

00:45:31This kid is really stupid!

00:45:32Guille!

00:45:33Guille!

00:45:33He's grounded!

00:45:42Diego.

00:45:46Are you asleep?

00:45:52Diego, you won't be angry about the "me" thing, it's not a silly thing.

00:45:56Nonsense?

00:45:57In other words, it's nonsense.

00:45:58I mean, if I spend three months sleeping with Julia Robe, for example, I mean, is that silly?

00:46:02I knew it, I just knew it, I know you, I knew you were going to get angry.

00:46:06Listen, I had to be there for three months, alone in a hotel.

00:46:09Do you know what that is?

00:46:11And he offered me his house.

00:46:13And I thought it was a good idea.

00:46:14Great idea, Adal, since you thought it was a good idea, well then, go ahead and sleep in his bed, right?

00:46:18In her own bed, since the sofa was very uncomfortable, well, you...

00:46:21Okay, Diego, we share a bed, but nothing more.

00:46:24If I hadn't been gay, I wouldn't have slept with him.

00:46:27But, Lucia, Lucia, please, I mean, please, don't be naive, damn it, he's a guy.

00:46:31I mean, John is a guy, he's a guy like me and he has the same things I do.

00:46:34Furthermore, I'm going to tell you something else.

00:46:35So, things aren't black and white, right?

00:46:37There are also gray areas.

00:46:38There are gray areas.

00:46:40Grays, yes.

00:46:40But John isn't interested in women.

00:46:42Why? Aren't you interested in women?

00:46:44And how are you so sure?

00:46:45What's up, have you checked it?

00:46:46Huh? Have you checked it?

00:46:46Well no.

00:46:48I haven't checked it.

00:46:49It wasn't necessary.

00:46:50Because I know him.

00:46:51And I know he doesn't like women.

00:46:53Lucia doesn't like women until she starts to like them.

00:46:55Come on, I don't know any people who give him everything.

00:46:57In other words, everything.

00:46:57Bare-haired, feathered, everything.

00:46:59Diego, John is my friend, a very good friend, okay?

00:47:02And we've been through some very tough times together.

00:47:05And if it hadn't been for him, well, I don't know if I would have lasted there so long.

00:47:08I would have gone crazy.

00:47:08Look, Lucia, understand, but...

00:47:13And besides, John is a handsome guy, girl.

00:47:15He's the typical guy that women like.

00:47:18Come on, are you going to deny now that John is handsome?

00:47:20No, I don't deny it.

00:47:22John takes great care of himself, and it shows.

00:47:24But I'm not interested in any of it.

00:47:26Already.

00:47:32Diego, look at me.

00:47:35John is that...

00:47:38You understand?

00:47:38Besides, the only man I'm interested in is you.

00:47:41That's why I'm here.

00:47:47If you only knew how much I've missed you.

00:47:51And here we are, losing the victory like two kids.

00:47:53What's happening?

00:48:08What's happening?

00:48:09What's happening?

00:48:09Diego, Diego, Diego?

00:48:14What's happening?

00:48:16What else should I call, John?

00:48:18Did you say Diego?

00:48:19No, no, no, no, no, you said John, John, no, you said John, I mean, you said John, so what?

00:48:23I mean, you can't tell the difference between your husband and this John guy, who's gay, huh?

00:48:28You just can't get John out of your head, huh?

00:48:29What was a slip of the tongue?

00:48:30Can this happen to anyone?

00:48:31As?

00:48:32What slip of the tongue?

00:48:33What do you mean it can happen to anyone?

00:48:34That doesn't happen to me, for example, that doesn't happen to me.

00:48:36But let me tell you something, Lucia, if you want, from now on, speak to me in English.

00:48:38Damn it, speak to me in English and call me John, Jimmy, Johnny or whatever you want.

00:48:41John, Jimmy, Johnny, you can call me whenever you want.

00:48:43Good night, Lucía, good night.

00:48:50Okay, good night.

00:48:54Good night.

00:49:13And right now John, you're leaving my house.

00:49:15Come on, if you leave.

00:49:16And I'm not shaking you to avoid making a scene, but I was going to scare you right now, man.

00:49:21Living like royalty here is over, it's over.

00:49:33You scared me, John.

00:49:34Forgive me, forgive me, forgive me.

00:49:37It's very late, isn't it?

00:49:38Yes, yes, sir.

00:49:39Yes sir.

00:49:39It's time to get up.

00:49:41Now.

00:49:41Well, I want to tell you something, but I don't want to upset you.

00:49:48Well, I want to talk to you too, John.

00:49:51Me too.

00:49:52Well, I want to talk to you man to man.

00:49:54From man to man.

00:49:55Clear.

00:49:56Jimmy, yes, tell me.

00:49:57No, you first, you first.

00:49:58You first.

00:50:01Well, look, I really appreciate your hospitality.

00:50:06Look, the bed is killing me.

00:50:08I'm going to a hotel, I'm going to a Villa Magnas hotel.

00:50:11You don't care.

00:50:12And besides, you and Lucia are left all alone like this.

00:50:15You don't have to worry about me.

00:50:17Ah, well, fine, fine.

00:50:19Okay, no, careful, we're going to feel sorry for you.

00:50:20In other words, we're going to be sad when you leave.

00:50:21But hey, if it's something in your back that hurts, then I understand.

00:50:24It really hurts a lot, you know?

00:50:26Oh man.

00:50:28I also have a herniated disc.

00:50:30Oh, really?

00:50:30And I have to stretch, okay?

00:50:31Already.

00:50:32Can you help me?

00:50:33That?

00:50:33Stretch?

00:50:34Well, I don't know if it opens.

00:50:36Yes of course.

00:50:37Yeah?

00:50:37Come on.

00:50:38I see you for who you are, you know?

00:50:39Let's see.

00:50:41So what do I do?

00:50:41Can you grab me from behind here?

00:50:43Ah, from behind.

00:50:43Yes, like that.

00:50:45Squeeze.

00:50:45Strong.

00:50:46It's tight, isn't it?

00:50:46Yeah.

00:50:47You lift me up.

00:50:48Okay, now.

00:50:48Yes, strong.

00:50:48Fuck.

00:50:49Fearless.

00:50:50Here it goes.

00:50:50Oh, oh, oh!

00:50:51Damn, damn.

00:50:54Fearless.

00:50:54Very good.

00:50:55Damn it, already.

00:50:56It's better, huh?

00:50:56Yeah I know.

00:50:58Excellent.

00:51:00That?

00:51:00You two are getting quite fond of each other, aren't you?

00:51:03Hey girls, how are you?

00:51:04Very good.

00:51:06And you?

00:51:06Did you sleep well?

00:51:07Yes, very good, yes.

00:51:09Oh, and Diego, what do you want to tell me?

00:51:12Well, nothing that can't wait.

00:51:14Okay, don't worry, okay.

00:51:15Yes, I'm going to take a shower.

00:51:17Very good, very good, very good.

00:51:18Come on.

00:51:19See you later, okay?

00:51:19See you later.

00:51:22See you later.

00:51:23See you later.

00:51:27What else?

00:51:28Look, it's delicious.

00:51:32It's kind of scary when guys take care of themselves, isn't it?

00:51:42Rooms.

00:51:44You got a three.

00:51:45No way.

00:51:46Well, at least you've improved a little, haven't you?

00:51:49Damn it, miss, if I've tried hard for you, I'd get a four.

00:51:52But don't overthink it, woman, Raúl isn't so bad either.

00:51:55Besides, one nail drives out another, right?

00:51:58And they can't take away what you've already enjoyed.

00:51:59Well, I don't remember anything.

00:52:01What do you mean, "nothing"?

00:52:02What do you mean, "nothing"?

00:52:05You are welcome.

00:52:08Africa, which I don't even know if we use...

00:52:10...protection, damn it.

00:52:13Well, that's more delicate.

00:52:19Well, it's okay.

00:52:20You go and ask him and you'll feel more at ease, if we clear up our doubts.

00:52:23You got a three.

00:52:24Africa.

00:52:25That?

00:52:26Yeah.

00:52:27You seem to be good at these exams?

00:52:30He got a ten.

00:52:32To be the first...

00:52:33Raul.

00:52:37Tell me, darling.

00:52:39Come on, come on, come on.

00:52:40I'm coming, I'm coming.

00:52:44Raúl, you...

00:52:45You know if...

00:52:47We use...

00:52:53Raul, did you use a condom or not?

00:52:57Well...

00:52:58Well, I don't know if it's quite...

00:53:01Raúl, please.

00:53:03I don't know, it's just that...

00:53:06So...

00:53:07Let me think.

00:53:08No, that's not going to happen.

00:53:11No?

00:53:13No.

00:53:17Sure?

00:53:19Raul, I'm ovulating.

00:53:25So what do we do now?

00:53:26What if I stay with us?

00:53:27No, no, no.

00:53:27That needs to be mentioned, right?

00:53:28Okay?

00:53:30No, I mean...

00:53:33Marco Serrano.

00:53:36What were you thinking about?

00:53:38If you keep going like this, you're going to have a rough time.

00:53:39Was I surprised?

00:53:40No, no, no.

00:53:42Look.

00:53:46Eva, Eva.

00:53:48Hey...

00:53:49Look, that...

00:53:52Eva, Eva, really, that...

00:53:53I mean, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, nothing's wrong.

00:53:55Don't worry, what you're saying isn't possible.

00:54:02What do you mean it's not possible, Raúl?

00:54:04No, yes, no, no, I mean...

00:54:07Okay, so all this is...

00:54:10Come on, it was all really, well...

00:54:13A joke.

00:54:17To see how you'd react, right?

00:54:19So, come on, no way...

00:54:20So, yes, yes, Eva, nobody wants it more than me, you know?

00:54:24But then, well, reality... no...

00:54:27Come on, you and I don't...

00:54:29We haven't done anything.

00:54:35Yes, yes, still.

00:54:37Please be reasonable with him, but...

00:54:49Absolutely nothing.

00:54:51Well, that's what happens when you live with someone for a long time.

00:54:53It happened to me once with Peter, I called him George because of a widow in the hospital and you see what happened.

00:54:58Ah, yes, well.

00:54:59Fiti called me, otherwise.

00:55:00Uh, that's never happened to me.

00:55:03I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but it hasn't happened to me.

00:55:05It's just a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue.

00:55:06And you see a slip of the tongue, but of course, but I don't know what you think.

00:55:09I mean, you just have to look at him, man.

00:55:11That whole sensitive man thing is really in style now, huh?

00:55:14And this guy knows it, he knows it and he exploits it, he exploits it.

00:55:16I don't know, Fiti, I don't know, for God's sake, man, I'm confused.

00:55:19Can't you see I'm confused, confused.

00:55:20Let's clarify this, let's clarify this.

00:55:22Okay, first point, right?

00:55:24She's been there for three months, sleeping with Lucia, back to back.

00:55:27Speaking of backs and...

00:55:29And back and forth, without you even noticing.

00:55:33It's a hand and...

00:55:34Or any other member.

00:55:35But what's up, member? What are you saying about the members?

00:55:37One leg.

00:55:38Ah, second point, huh?

00:55:40Second.

00:55:40That's six hundred hours sleeping there with Lucia.

00:55:43No matter how gay he is, this guy brings out his straight side and transforms.

00:55:47It becomes.

00:55:48Lucía is quite a woman, Diego.

00:55:49And point three, point three, eh?

00:55:52It appears the day after Lucia arrives, right?

00:55:54Is that a coincidence?

00:55:55Is that a coincidence?

00:55:56Come on, damn it.

00:55:57Verdict: this guy came here to scam.

00:56:00I also understand that deep down I think it's normal for him to be angry, because since I've been here I haven't paid him much attention.

00:56:03And no, John, really, don't you know how sensitive Diego is about these things?

00:56:07No, Lucia, it's me.

00:56:08It's just that ever since I've come here, you've given me nothing but trouble.

00:56:11Well.

00:56:12I'll sort out Diego's situation myself, okay?

00:56:13No, no, no.

00:56:14I'm going to talk to him.

00:56:14We're going to set a trap, huh?

00:56:17This guy is a fraud.

00:56:18There's no way around it, man.

00:56:19There's no way around it.

00:56:19This is a male from the cup, one breast.

00:56:22Atiti.

00:56:23Hello.

00:56:23Well.

00:56:25I wanted to invite Diego and all of you to an exhibition by a friend of mine.

00:56:34Lucía and Candela can't come with me, okay?

00:56:37Okay, let's go then, all four of us.

00:56:40Yes, the four of us will go, that's it, right?

00:56:42Yes, let's go, let's go.

00:56:43That's it, that's it.

00:56:43And we'll take advantage of this and talk, okay?

00:56:46We have a lot of things to talk about and all that.

00:56:49Perfect.

00:56:49Okay.

00:56:50She's hot, huh?

00:56:51Come on.

00:56:54What if she comes to flirt with us?

00:56:56What's he going to hook up with?

00:56:57What's he going to do with us?

00:56:58He looked at me.

00:56:59He looked me up and down.

00:57:00To you?

00:57:02Okay, anyone volunteer to do the square roots?

00:57:06My God, what silence.

00:57:07That's what I like to hear.

00:57:08All at once, right?

00:57:09Come on, let me out, please.

00:57:10Those fashionable legs.

00:57:15Oh, it looks like we have a volunteer.

00:57:17Bruno, you too.

00:57:18To the blackboard.

00:57:19Already?

00:57:21And it's going to be a hit.

00:57:26Hold on, you.

00:57:27Hang in there, Bruno.

00:57:30Come on, guys, what are you waiting for?

00:57:31Well, I can't believe we're playing that darn game again, huh?

00:57:38I told you both to move.

00:57:42In other words, we're not going anywhere.

00:57:44Well, then...

00:57:46What a coincidence that I feel like playing today too.

00:57:48Let's all play.

00:57:49Ah, well look, I'm just thinking of something fantastic.

00:57:53Because suddenly I turn into Lucy Scissorhands.

00:57:57And of course, with hair that long, you...

00:58:00Well, we could trim the ends because at this age it grows very fast, right?

00:58:04Te te a la una.

00:58:07Te te a las dos.

00:58:10Te te a las...

00:58:10Okay, okay, okay.

00:58:11Okay, Mom.

00:58:13Okay, Mom.

00:58:14Leave the pizza there, we'll talk about your punishment later.

00:58:17And less fuss, okay?

00:58:18And you, Bruno, move it already.

00:58:23Ah, so you're not going to move.

00:58:24We'll call your parents.

00:58:26Let's see if that gets you moving.

00:58:28Bruno, get moving.

00:58:32Do you know that there are rules at this school?

00:58:33And in this class too.

00:58:35And if you don't follow them, I'm going to open a file on you.

00:58:38Move it, Bruno, man!

00:58:42Oh, come on...

00:58:43You're not stupid.

00:58:45If I were your father, I'd slap you twice.

00:58:48Come on, Lucia.

00:58:49A hug, okay?

00:58:49Come on, let's go.

00:58:50Come on.

00:58:53Anyone want to stay put?

00:58:58A little bit of a sense of humor.

00:59:02Hey!

00:59:02Hey Raúl, what's up, dude?

00:59:04Where are you hiding?

00:59:05Hey, what happened to Eva?

00:59:06That...

00:59:07Let him go to a Meditore and I'll put us both in the class, dude.

00:59:10Nah, it's the aunts, man, there's no sense of humor.

00:59:12They told us a little joke.

00:59:14What a joke!

00:59:15No, that...

00:59:16She came to me yesterday and she's feeling overwhelmed.

00:59:18Because of the high he got, you know?

00:59:19No...

00:59:20He doesn't remember anything.

00:59:21Well, it's just that...

00:59:22It's so hard to remember, man.

00:59:25And that's it, I wonder if something strange had happened.

00:59:27Know?

00:59:27When he arrived, we were caught...

00:59:29Ah, that...

00:59:29I mean, like something weird.

00:59:31I mean, something weird, dude.

00:59:32I don't know.

00:59:32Something strange...

00:59:33Weird, weird.

00:59:34And what did you say to him?

00:59:36No, well I told him...

00:59:38I told him there had been wild sex.

00:59:42She pounced on him like a lioness.

00:59:45Know?

00:59:46No, more than anything, to see what face she'd make.

00:59:48Know?

00:59:48And since he didn't remember anything, he just swallowed it.

00:59:52Of course, since he didn't remember anything...

00:59:54You're welcome, dude.

00:59:55Already.

00:59:57It's okay, right?

00:59:58Know?

00:59:58When later...

00:59:59No.

01:00:04Don't mess with me.

01:00:05Marcos.

01:00:06Dude, it's just that...

01:00:06Well, when you left, when I took her to her room, man, she was naked.

01:00:09That?

01:00:10And my uncle hugged me and started kissing me.

01:00:11Me too...

01:00:11I can't resist.

01:00:13Marcos, dude, she's your sister, dude.

01:00:14She's your sister, she's your sister.

01:00:15She's my sister, she's here.

01:00:16Careful.

01:00:16And she's a woman.

01:00:18Well, that's true.

01:00:21Ah, well, my aunt doesn't remember anything, you know?

01:00:22It didn't have to be that...

01:00:23No no.

01:00:24It was amazing, Raúl.

01:00:25It was amazing.

01:00:25I mean, imagine the two of them.

01:00:27No no.

01:00:27Okay, okay, okay, okay.

01:00:28Go on.

01:00:30He's a bastard.

01:00:31Milk.

01:00:42Infinity seen from above.

01:00:44It's unbelievable how he's putting his head around the man.

01:00:48Look at that guy over there.

01:00:51Putting on a show.

01:00:53As if she liked guys.

01:00:54You can't fool me, kid.

01:00:58Okay, Santi.

01:00:59What am I going there for?

01:01:00Be careful.

01:01:01Let's see if you're going to put your foot in it.

01:01:03Look with your own eyes, observe.

01:01:05God is a...

01:01:06No, man, no.

01:01:07Give this one the most expensive one.

01:01:12I wanted to talk to you.

01:01:14Ah, yes.

01:01:16Yes, these days I...

01:01:17Okay, that's enough, enough of hogging the guest.

01:01:20Damn it, the rest of us have rights too.

01:01:22Look, John.

01:01:23I want you to see something.

01:01:25I'm already interested, you know.

01:01:26So far, so far.

01:01:28Look at that...

01:01:29How beautiful, huh.

01:01:32Beautiful, beautiful.

01:01:33Come on, I want to say what...

01:01:35Which is basically the composition and all that.

01:01:39That's the kind of thing I like, you know?

01:01:41Do you really like art?

01:01:42Art.

01:01:43Art.

01:01:44Yes sir.

01:01:44Well, art.

01:01:46And more specifically it is...

01:01:49They come out there.

01:01:51In other words, man, male, masculine.

01:01:54Hey?

01:01:55It's not for me, it's not for me.

01:01:56I understand a little bit.

01:01:58Come on, I understand.

01:01:59You understand too, right?

01:02:02Hey, John?

01:02:04But you're a married man, Fiti.

01:02:07Do you know this, Candela?

01:02:08Buah, Candela.

01:02:10But I already...

01:02:12I came out of the closet.

01:02:14Candela is fully aware.

01:02:16I see that here in Spain...

01:02:17In other words, this topic is very popular.

01:02:20In other words, the theme is mostly bisexuality, orgies, and collusion.

01:02:25This is the order of the day, man.

01:02:26The truth is, I didn't imagine it.

01:02:28Oh well.

01:02:30Quantum, right?

01:02:32Yes, sir, yes.

01:02:35I was thinking.

01:02:36Well, I...

01:02:38Nor of...

01:02:40You know, I'm starting to like you a little bit?

01:02:44And maybe at some point, before you leave...

01:02:49We're going to go, pay tribute, and...

01:02:52To both of them.

01:02:53Seem to you?

01:02:55I feel very flattered.

01:02:57But the truth is that I have a partner right now.

01:03:01Ah.

01:03:02Ah, I understand, I understand.

01:03:03So, of course, you're faithful.

01:03:05You are a faithful man.

01:03:06That's great.

01:03:07That's great.

01:03:07But nothing.

01:03:08Nothing.

01:03:09It'll be done for him, you know.

01:03:10Maybe next time.

01:03:11I had to try, man.

01:03:13I mean...

01:03:14Okay, come on, we're still friends, huh?

01:03:15Come on.

01:03:16Let's see.

01:03:17There's the pongo.

01:03:22Checked.

01:03:23That she rejected me.

01:03:25This guy's as gay as I am a fireman bullfighter, man.

01:03:27But seriously, dude, how come she dumped you?

01:03:29But you've seen what pumpkins or what milk you're talking about.

01:03:31This guy must be gay.

01:03:32But you think it's uglier than sin.

01:03:33No, no, you're not looking at yourself, are you?

01:03:35Uglier than sin.

01:03:36Yeah.

01:03:37Whatever you want, but look.

01:03:39Look how high up Cebolleta is, huh?

01:03:41What the hell.

01:03:42Did you see?

01:03:46Hey, who do you think is going to win?

01:03:48Well, I don't know, but...

01:03:50Look, I don't think we'll have to wait long.

01:03:52Nothing, yes.

01:03:52Okay, guys.

01:04:14How much, Bruno?

01:04:14How much do you shine?

01:04:15Everyone to their place, please.

01:04:16Keep the snack for me.

01:04:17No, guys, really.

01:04:18Not again?

01:04:19I'm fed up with this little game.

01:04:21Come on, each one.

01:04:23God, who can be seen here.

01:04:24God, who can be seen here.

01:04:27Don't confront me because I'll get really angry, okay?

01:04:30Come on, everyone to your place.

01:04:34Are you here?

01:04:39Guinness!

01:04:39Well, I just can't believe this.

01:04:47Are you crazy or what?

01:04:47What do you want?

01:04:48Should we all be blown to bits?

01:04:49Are you guys crazy or what?

01:04:51Nifiti?

01:04:52Come on, I can't believe it.

01:04:53Are you flirting with me?

01:04:54That?

01:04:55And Diego, well, nothing, it's impossible to talk to her.

01:04:57Everything's a bit strange.

01:04:58Fuck.

01:04:59But seriously, what's wrong with this?

01:05:00Have they gone mad or what?

01:05:02They think there's something going on between you and me.

01:05:04Oh, come on, Candela, please.

01:05:05I'm telling you, they don't believe this guy is gay.

01:05:08But why?

01:05:09Why did I say what I said about the bed?

01:05:10Well, look, John, because I don't know about Houston, but people here have very hot minds, you know?

01:05:14Very, very hot...

01:05:15We're really stupid in Santa Justa.

01:05:17That's it.

01:05:18I think that if they've started playing, Lucia, what we should do is start playing too.

01:05:24No.

01:05:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Candela, no, no, no, no, please.

01:05:27You know what?

01:05:28When her face gets like that, it terrifies me, you know?

01:05:31Let's see, what evil thing have you come up with?

01:05:33The work of this gentleman is quite important.

01:05:36In the national ones, well, I talked about things from here, basically, right?

01:05:39After...

01:05:40Salas, can you explain why you presented your big note?

01:05:43Well, you'll see how well this goes, it's just the prelude.

01:05:46Now, now we're talking.

01:05:47Well, how was I going to say it, Benito Pérez Galdós had a, how to say it?, a kind of outbreak, right?, a rather fatal outbreak for what was his literature.

01:06:00Uh, he brought out a kind of popular songbook at the same time as they were giving the award to Conejero de Ávila.

01:06:05Hey...

01:06:05Hold on tight and don't scream.

01:06:07Yesterday when I left, you slept with Marcos.

01:06:09He told me.

01:06:10If you need to talk or anything later, call me.

01:06:12Thank you, from Spain.

01:06:13Yeah.

01:06:18My God.

01:06:20What's happening?

01:06:22It's worse than I thought, God.

01:06:24Which is worse than what?

01:06:25Because?

01:06:26Silence, Africa.

01:06:28Please show some respect to the colleagues who are speaking.

01:06:31Sorry.

01:06:32Continue, Salas.

01:06:32Together, they had a very close relationship.

01:06:38They had several children, they had...

01:06:39Fuck!

01:06:42Africa, come on, share with us what surprises you so much.

01:06:47That?

01:06:49What's that?

01:06:51What is that little piece of paper?

01:06:52It's mine.

01:06:54I'm sorry.

01:06:56Well, go out.

01:06:58Since I see you're so eager to talk.

01:07:02I'll give it a try, won't I?

01:07:13Guille, open up, I'm peeing myself, watch out!

01:07:17What's up, bro?

01:07:19They close the bathroom and I pee myself.

01:07:22Guille, open the door, the bathroom belongs to everyone!

01:07:26What happened?

01:07:27Hey, what if something has happened to him?

01:07:29Yes, it fell down the toilet bowl.

01:07:31Curro please.

01:07:32Guille!

01:07:37So, what's gotten into you now?

01:07:39None, leave me alone.

01:07:40Yeah, it's because of being the boss, right?

01:07:42You have to know how to lose, Guille.

01:07:44Has he lost you?

01:07:45You shut up, Inhalo.

01:07:47Besides, I don't care about being the boss.

01:07:48What a load of rubbish.

01:07:49So why?

01:07:50Let's see.

01:07:51Yes man, I'm going to tell you, I'm not denying Maritere.

01:07:53Okay, fine, Guille.

01:07:53But we must admit that Bruno has been much braver than you.

01:07:56But at least it saved my mother from the firecracker.

01:07:58That's it?

01:07:59Did you do the bomb thing to Lucia?

01:08:02What a beast.

01:08:04So, how long are you going to stay here?

01:08:05Let's see.

01:08:06Until you and the others leave.

01:08:08Since you've been here, my life has been a mess.

01:08:10Yeah, so that's why now, right?

01:08:12Because of you, your mother is also at fault, and I'm not the same person I was yesterday.

01:08:14What do you think?

01:08:15Are you softening up?

01:08:15No, I think you're softening me up.

01:08:18I used to have a gang, a reputation.

01:08:20And now I have nothing.

01:08:21Nothing!

01:08:23Well.

01:08:26That's it.

01:08:28I've already told you, right?

01:08:29Happy?

01:08:31Okay, now.

01:08:33Door.

01:08:34Look, I don't think you're softening up.

01:08:36I simply believe that...

01:08:38Well, you're not the beast you used to be.

01:08:45And you know what?

01:08:47That's why I'm starting to like you, isn't it?

01:08:53I can no longer sit on the floor, I have a short skin.

01:09:18No, no, no, nothing's happening, no, no, nothing's happening.

01:09:31That's it.

01:09:38Hey, you can ask for forks if you want, okay?

01:09:40What are you saying, Candela? You don't know who you're talking to.

01:09:44Lifelong hoteliers, Chata.

01:09:46Well, what's up?

01:10:00Damn, I don't even know how to handle this, man.

01:10:03With the hunger I have.

01:10:04Hey, I'll have a fork.

01:10:06No, you're not asking for anything.

01:10:07No, you're not asking for anything.

01:10:07It had been a while since I'd driven it...

01:10:30Excuse me, could you bring us some forks?

01:10:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:11:02Hey, I mean, like, gay people can.

01:11:05Yes of course.

01:11:07Every person is different.

01:11:08I don't mind sleeping with a woman, if that's what you're asking.

01:11:18I'm going to the bathroom.

01:11:20Me too.

01:11:21Wait.

01:11:22What a coincidence, isn't it?

01:11:36In other words, you're synchronized down to the point of smoking.

01:11:38That?

01:11:55That?

01:11:58We need to talk, don't we?

01:12:00Oh really?

01:12:01Yes, seriously.

01:12:03About what happened the other night, don't you think?

01:12:04What happened the other night?

01:12:09Auntie, you were so affectionate and I couldn't, well, I don't know, pass up the opportunity, damn it.

01:12:15Well, I tried to resist, but girl, there was no stopping you, huh?

01:12:20Don't go.

01:12:21Don't worry, everything's been forgotten, okay?

01:12:25Did you have a good time?

01:12:26Because at least one of them would have a good time.

01:12:29It was really fast, you know?

01:12:34AND...

01:12:35I don't know, no...

01:12:36There was nothing worth remembering.

01:12:39Well, yes.

01:12:41You had vomited, you know?

01:12:42A little disgusting.

01:12:47Okay.

01:12:52Well, no, I don't remember because nothing happened.

01:12:53I made it up, it's a lie.

01:13:01You're a bastard.

01:13:04And a pig.

01:13:05And a liar.

01:13:07Yes, yes, yes, of course, yes, yes.

01:13:08A flat electroencephalogram.

01:13:10And a compulsive masturbator.

01:13:12And I have a small one, I have a small one.

01:13:13Where did I get that from?

01:13:16The thing is, you don't remember either.

01:13:18Look, it says it very clearly.

01:13:20List of Marcos defects.

01:13:22By Marcos Belloso.

01:13:25Second A.

01:13:28Africa likes him and wrote this to forget about him.

01:13:34Sure, I mean, I'm sure that...

01:13:36No...

01:13:37I don't know.

01:13:43I'm sorry.

01:13:45I'm sorry, really.

01:13:46I wanted to give you a lecture about that.

01:13:48Come on, I wanted to...

01:13:49I wanted revenge and, well...

01:13:53The thing is...

01:13:53Forgive me, I always put my foot in it.

01:14:03I mean...

01:14:05Sorry.

01:14:05What is this?

01:14:13The fact that?

01:14:14I want to be the girl in the next room.

01:14:16That?

01:14:18There.

01:14:20Well, then...

01:14:22The reason you don't believe it is this.

01:14:26I?

01:14:27Yeah.

01:14:27Have you written a song?

01:14:29No, I wrote it to you a long time ago.

01:14:30I mean, well...

01:14:31At first, I mean...

01:14:34Well, I've had a look, so I can tell you now.

01:14:36Look at that...

01:14:37When you came to the house, well...

01:14:38Me...

01:14:39When you arrived.

01:14:41Wow, I really liked you.

01:14:42Well, I fell in love with you.

01:14:43Yes, yes.

01:14:46Have?

01:14:47Yes, but only a little bit, okay?

01:14:52AND...

01:14:53Not anymore...

01:14:54No, no, no.

01:14:55Now nothing.

01:14:55I mean, I also...

01:14:56I like Raquel and...

01:14:58And well, and that you are...

01:15:00You are my stepsister.

01:15:01Well, you're my sister, come on.

01:15:02For all intents and purposes.

01:15:04And that, well...

01:15:05Well, but...

01:15:07I've gained a great sister.

01:15:11My cool sister.

01:15:13No?

01:15:18Look, you sing.

01:15:27Dawn surprised me

01:15:29Counting the lines of light left by your blinds

01:15:35I can't stop looking

01:15:40Your sun-streaked back

01:15:43And to know that you're light years away.

01:15:46Being the girl next door

01:15:49And meanwhile the two

01:15:54We have glances for breakfast every morning

01:15:59Meanwhile, the two

01:16:05We are lost reflections in your window

01:16:10Being the girl next door

01:16:13Being the girl next door

01:16:17No, no, no, no.

01:16:20I'll leave you with the girl next door.

01:16:20Thank you.

01:16:23Do you want to stay still with the spoon?

01:16:28It seems these messes are taking a long time.

01:16:31Okay, let's start with dessert.

01:16:32And the desire will come.

01:16:32No, no.

01:16:33Let's wait, man.

01:16:34That there is bad manners.

01:16:35Bad manners?

01:16:36Bad manners.

01:16:36It's that they take 15 minutes to get messed up.

01:16:39No, I don't know.

01:16:40I'm going to the bathroom to see if it's gone away or not.

01:16:42No, no, no.

01:16:42I don't think they're in the bathroom, huh?

01:16:44No, they're probably calling on the phone or something.

01:16:46Candela, let's see.

01:16:49If you know anything, I would be very grateful if you could tell me immediately.

01:16:53Know?

01:16:54I?

01:16:54That?

01:16:55Candela, do you think I'm an idiot?

01:16:57You said too quickly that maybe they're not in the bathroom.

01:17:00I've only given a personal opinion,

01:17:01But come on, I don't know where Lucia, number 24, is.

01:17:03Okay, look, but if you have any ideas, please share them.

01:17:09Well, Diego, you know,

01:17:10We've known each other for 23 or 24 years now.

01:17:12And you know I don't like to interfere in other people's lives.

01:17:14Tell me already, damn it!

01:17:17I don't know if you've thought about it, Diego, but I think Lucia has something going on with John.

01:17:21I knew it, I really knew it.

01:17:23I knew it as soon as I saw him.

01:17:28But what's wrong? Aren't you going to do anything?

01:17:30Will you shut up, damn it, I'm thinking?

01:17:32John has a suite at the hotel.

01:17:34I shit on the American, I shit on this desolate place,

01:17:44Damn it, I'm going upstairs right now and I'm going to film it.

01:17:45Let's see, Diego, do you have five children?

01:17:47Do you have five children?

01:17:48Will you leave me alone, Adela?

01:17:49Okay.

01:17:55Lucia, Lucia, Lucia.

01:17:57Lucia?

01:18:07Lucia?

01:18:11Lucia?

01:18:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't say anything to me, Lucia.

01:18:20Candela told me and I know John is here.

01:18:22Where is?

01:18:23Where is?

01:18:23Huh? Where is it?

01:18:24Diego.

01:18:24That?

01:18:25Diego.

01:18:25Is he here?

01:18:26In the bathroom?

01:18:26Is he in the bathroom?

01:18:27Good, very good.

01:18:28John, John, it's Diego.

01:18:29John, get out.

01:18:30Nothing is going to happen.

01:18:31John, get out.

01:18:31Nothing's going to happen because...

01:18:33Just as I know how to win, I also know how to lose.

01:18:34And right now I know I've lost, but nothing's going to happen.

01:18:36So we need to talk.

01:18:37You and I need to talk, a lot to talk about.

01:18:38We need to talk.

01:18:39And I don't blame you for anything, Lucia.

01:18:41I don't blame you for anything because...

01:18:42What husband lets his wife go away alone for three months?

01:18:45Alone for three months.

01:18:46Johnny!

01:18:47Johnny!

01:18:48Johnny, come out!

01:18:49Johnny, come out!

01:18:50Come out because I came in a good mood and I want to talk to you, but I'm getting heated.

01:18:53Johnny!

01:18:53Inside!

01:18:59Diego, John has left.

01:19:00That?

01:19:01She's picked up the bowl now.

01:19:03Already.

01:19:04And have you said goodbye?

01:19:05Celebrating in style, right here.

01:19:07And you laugh.

01:19:07You laugh half-naked.

01:19:08There on top of the bed, and you go and laugh.

01:19:10And you burst out laughing.

01:19:11What are you laughing at?

01:19:12I don't see the point of the story.

01:19:13Why are you laughing?

01:19:14Okay, okay, okay, okay!

01:19:15You're stupid, what?

01:19:17Come here, go on.

01:19:19Come here.

01:19:21Okay, sit down.

01:19:22That?

01:19:22What's happening?

01:19:23If I'm not going to bite you, sit down.

01:19:24What's happening?

01:19:27Okay, think.

01:19:28What day is today?

01:19:29Well, what do I know, Lucia?

01:19:30How am I supposed to know what day it is today?

01:19:31I'm not in a position to think about what day it is today.

01:19:33Well...

01:19:33Today marks one year since we got married.

01:19:37And since then I have been very happy.

01:19:39And I have loved no one more than you.

01:19:42Already.

01:19:42John is my best friend and he knows it.

01:19:44And he has given you a gift.

01:19:46One night in this place for you.

01:19:48And for me.

01:19:51Because he knows that makes me happy.

01:19:55So he's given us a night here as a gift, the suite.

01:19:59The suite is fine.

01:20:00The suite seems fine to me, as a suite is fine.

01:20:03It's like...

01:20:04Come on, it's not obvious that the guy's handling money with this whole skull-opening thing, huh?

01:20:07Well, look, some of us cut ham and others cut brains.

01:20:10I'm sorry, Lucia, I really am.

01:20:12He was so worried that...

01:20:13I didn't even realize what day it was.

01:20:15I'm sorry, I'm an idiot.

01:20:16Well yes.

01:20:18You're an idiot, but you're the kind of idiot I want.

01:20:21The only one.

01:20:21And when time passed, disillusioned, I could no longer wait.

01:20:45I have to accept it.

01:20:51There will be no sign or place.

01:20:54And it's just that you...

01:20:57You're the girl next door.

01:20:59Of course, what is it about sofas?

01:21:00The sofas are the worst thing about them...

01:21:01The worst thing is if they don't have chaos.

01:21:03The suite is fine.

01:21:12I think the suite is fine with you.

01:21:14What a suite is, is fine.

01:21:15We are all lost reflections.

01:21:18So, what's going on?

01:21:19Can't I come in with you guys, or what?

01:21:20No, no, no.

01:21:22I feel the girl next door.

01:21:25I feel the girl next door.

01:21:33I feel the girl next door.

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