Los Serrano - 5x22 - Pero, ¿quién mató a padre? - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Santiago asiste en la taberna a una mujer embarazada durante el parto, mientras Fiti se desmaya al contemplar dicha situación. El feliz acontecimiento acapara de inmediato la atención en el barrio, por lo que Santiago, desbordado, pide al mecánico de Santa Justa que afirme que fue él quien ayudó a la mujer. Poco después, Fiti, convertido en un héroe local, es invitado a “El programa de Ana Rosa” para recordar junto a Ana Rosa Quintana los pormenores de dicha hazaña. Convencido de la futura llegada de un hermanito, Curro manifiesta un mal comportamiento en la escuela. El bebé que está en camino no es otro que el hijo que esperan Marcos y Eva. Ante esta situación, Diego considera que está siendo demasiado blando con sus vástagos. Por otra parte, José Luis convence a Raúl y sus amigos de montar en su piso una consultorio sentimental y astrológico, gabinete telefónico al que recurren Guille y Teté de forma individual tras su ruptura sentimental. Los consejos que, respectivamente, les facilitan Raúl y África sumen a los adolescentes en una confusión aún mayor.

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00:00:10With people, it's sometimes like with hams; appearances can be deceiving.

00:00:14Finti, how's it going? Can you handle the ham or not?

00:00:16Well, like I said, he's getting the hang of it.

00:00:18You guys are a big mountain tavern, but look, you're going to see the eclipse.

00:00:23That shoulder of lamb is awesome, man.

00:00:25But what do you mean, the shoulder of lamb? What's wrong with... Santi, didn't I tell you to bring the Iberian ham?

00:00:28For a family gathering, even a shoulder of ham is appropriate, right?

00:00:31What's next? A shoulder of lamb. Shoulder of lamb is always delicious.

00:00:34And very tasty. And not from fronds.

00:00:37My father, for example, at his age and with that mountain look.

00:00:41And now he's a university student who even uses breaks from football to study.

00:00:46There are also those who pretend to be so well, so very well, that they go overboard.

00:00:50And that means they're not really there.

00:00:52With that kind of soap, there, less pay, more cuts, because we're starving.

00:00:56Wait, what are you doing? That's a disaster, man.

00:00:59You're going to ruin the ham.

00:01:01Okay, smarty pants. You be careful. You might break the piece.

00:01:04Others claim to know a lot about something, but deep down...

00:01:07Boy! Boy! Boy! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

00:01:09Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

00:01:26Well, I'm going to keep watching the game.

00:01:29Don't come, you might injure a player.

00:01:31Pull out a wound and slip again.

00:01:33Don't be an animal...

00:01:34Don't pay yourself...

00:01:35Don't move me too much, I'm having a really bad day right now.

00:01:38But you're okay, right? You're okay too.

00:01:39Okay. Yes, yes, yes.

00:01:40I'll go with Santi for a moment.

00:01:41I'm here!

00:01:42I'm here.

00:01:42A?

00:01:43Yes, it's done.

00:01:43A little bit of water.

00:01:44No, where's the beer, the beer.

00:01:45Already.

00:01:46Wait, wait.

00:01:47Take it, take it, take it, take it.

00:01:48That's it.

00:01:49He sold you a coffee instead.

00:01:52Nuanced. Guys, seriously.

00:01:53Yeah?

00:01:53Let's watch the game.

00:01:54Come on, are you sure?

00:01:55Pull, pull

00:01:56Come on

00:01:56So, that's it, people aren't always what they seem.

00:01:59The bad thing is when you want to be something you're not.

00:02:02For example, when Fiti saw himself become a hero

00:02:06On a platform at the station

00:02:08Under the scorching sun

00:02:10You were talking about a skyscraper

00:02:12From the sky of New York

00:02:13Come soon to see the sea

00:02:15And you send a postcard

00:02:17I already knew that day was the end

00:02:22Now I have much more

00:02:25Red, black, stop, odd

00:02:27Finally, luck brings an ace

00:02:29And a glass to look through

00:02:30And a wall to hang it on.

00:02:32Seven smiling faces in one ID photo

00:02:36My stories weren't about tales.

00:02:39Made by chance

00:02:43Nobody told me that destiny

00:02:46I was giving this opportunity

00:02:50One plus one equals seven

00:02:52Who would have thought it?

00:02:57It was so easy to be happy.

00:03:11Dad, can you take a look at this for me?

00:03:12Stop it, son, I'm busy with my duties

00:03:14Okay, please.

00:03:14It's quite something to have one to try, isn't it?

00:03:16Know?

00:03:16Oh, well, very funny, Guilla

00:03:18Look, son, what did you want me to do?

00:03:20Diego, look, this is an exercise

00:03:21Yes, yes, wait, right now

00:03:23One second

00:03:24Can I help you, worker?

00:03:26Huh? Can I help you? Come on, let's see.

00:03:28That?

00:03:31I have to tell you something, but don't worry, okay?

00:03:33Okay, we've screwed up.

00:03:34So, what's going on?

00:03:36Okay, relax and take a few breaths.

00:03:38It's about Marcos and Eva

00:03:41What have they broken again?

00:03:42No

00:03:44Did they get married as a surprise?

00:03:47Look, sit down and calm down

00:03:48No, no, no, no

00:03:49Lucia, Lucia, I don't feel

00:03:50Because the time you tell me to sit down

00:03:51Something's wrong

00:03:52So no

00:03:53I'm going to receive him standing up.

00:03:53Thus, standing, stoically

00:03:55Yeah

00:03:55Okay, I just spoke with Eva

00:03:57AND?

00:04:00What's delayed?

00:04:02No way?

00:04:03What's wrong with it?

00:04:04A delay of...?

00:04:05A delay of...

00:04:07Diego, do you see? Do you see?

00:04:09Relax, please.

00:04:09You're going to have a heart attack.

00:04:11Relax

00:04:11Just listen to me

00:04:12It's just a delay

00:04:13Nothing is confirmed

00:04:15It's a Diego's pet

00:04:16What are you saying?

00:04:17What the hell?

00:04:17Really, but they don't realize it

00:04:19Having a child

00:04:19It's not like having a Teletubby

00:04:20A Teletubby, Diego

00:04:21a teleguchi

00:04:21I couldn't care less.

00:04:22And woe to whoever gives it to me...

00:04:23Let's see

00:04:24But they don't realize it

00:04:25They're going to ruin their lives.

00:04:26For God's sake, they're just kids.

00:04:27Diego, darling

00:04:28More than what I've told Eva

00:04:29You haven't seen it from me

00:04:30No, okay

00:04:30Okay?

00:04:32You know what annoys me, right?

00:04:33You know what annoys me?

00:04:34That I've gone and blamed you

00:04:36That's not nonsense.

00:04:37That's not nonsense.

00:04:38Yes, it's my fault.

00:04:39Because I haven't set limits.

00:04:40You understand?

00:04:40Since I haven't set any limits

00:04:41Then what happens, happens

00:04:42The one who's leaving work

00:04:43Come on

00:04:43Come on, come on, come on

00:04:44We didn't arrive

00:04:50Hey

00:04:52It's best we don't say anything to him

00:04:53To the children

00:04:54Until it's confirmed

00:04:55Okay?

00:04:56It's not

00:04:56I can't believe it

00:04:59Pregnant women

00:05:00A serranito

00:05:01Or a serranita

00:05:03Sorry

00:05:13How beautiful it must be to conceive

00:05:15Yes, I can't take it anymore.

00:05:17Hey, well

00:05:18It has its intricacies, Santiago

00:05:19Well, she's pregnant

00:05:21This

00:05:22Yes, at the door

00:05:23She's bursting already

00:05:24What do you say to him/her?

00:05:26Bye

00:05:26There are at least two months to go.

00:05:27Can't you see that it has a high bass drum?

00:05:29Above

00:05:29Ah!

00:05:31Ah!

00:05:31Oh my God!

00:05:33Coming?

00:05:35Coming?

00:05:35Who's coming?

00:05:36Who's coming?

00:05:37What's it going to be?

00:05:37The piglet

00:05:38Come on

00:05:39Come on

00:05:39Get in the car and go fast

00:05:40To the hospital

00:05:41Come on

00:05:41No

00:05:41I didn't arrive

00:05:43I didn't arrive

00:05:44The same thing already happened to me.

00:05:45With the first

00:05:46As?

00:05:47What do you mean, here?

00:05:48But how will it be here, Santi?

00:05:49He wants to be here

00:05:50Yes, it will be here.

00:05:51Go into robotics

00:05:52Grab a blanket

00:05:53A garlic feina

00:05:54With hot water

00:05:54Come on

00:05:55But what are you going to do?

00:05:56Garlic with what?

00:05:57Come on, calm down, ma'am.

00:05:58Well, it certainly helps.

00:05:59I am a father in the village

00:06:01With the sows

00:06:01That?

00:06:03What a pig!

00:06:04Peaceful

00:06:05Calm down, ma'am

00:06:05Everything will be alright

00:06:07Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:06:08Santi, Santi

00:06:09That it's coming out on its own

00:06:11It comes out on its own.

00:06:11Of course, of course

00:06:12Because the bug is coming

00:06:13With one's own initiative

00:06:14Come on

00:06:15Calm down, right?

00:06:16Well, look

00:06:17Like this, like this, like this, like this

00:06:18Chic, chic

00:06:19Listen

00:06:21That they have sat down

00:06:22They have sat down

00:06:23Go away, damn it.

00:06:23Where are you?

00:06:24For water, milk!

00:06:25See?

00:06:26Is it possible?

00:06:27Lady

00:06:30Father

00:06:31Enlighten me

00:06:32I shit myself

00:06:33Let's see

00:06:35Come here

00:06:36Come here

00:06:37What they taught me

00:06:38What is the world?

00:06:39I'm talking to you

00:06:40A golden opportunity, huh?

00:06:41That anyone could have offered him this.

00:06:43But not

00:06:44No, sir

00:06:45Who have I been thinking about?

00:06:47In my boy

00:06:48Of course, man

00:06:49You are going to get rich without leaving home

00:06:51An 800 line

00:06:52From this telephone consultation service

00:06:54With astrology

00:06:55With psychology

00:06:56Tarot

00:06:56Hey, it looks good, huh?

00:06:57Of course, man

00:06:58Four telephones are mounted here

00:06:59And to

00:06:59To chat with the people who call

00:07:01Hey, it's such a great deal!

00:07:02Why didn't you set it up at your house?

00:07:04Hey?

00:07:04Because

00:07:04Because Choni doesn't understand these things.

00:07:06What is an old

00:07:07Clear

00:07:07It doesn't surprise me.

00:07:08Knowing you, I'm sure it's illegal.

00:07:10Not illegal, beautiful

00:07:11Illegal, huh

00:07:12Which is different

00:07:13Let's say there's a legislative gap

00:07:15For smart people

00:07:15That he wants to take advantage of it

00:07:16And that's it.

00:07:16Look, don't try to sell me that idea.

00:07:18Because you don't need it at all

00:07:19Besides, what need do we have?

00:07:22We have it, Afe

00:07:23The washing machine has died

00:07:24That?

00:07:25That?

00:07:25Have you already ruined it?

00:07:26Hey, listen, I don't want to throw anything away, uh

00:07:27No, no, no

00:07:28He's just clumsier

00:07:30Hey, hey

00:07:30May the washing machine rest in peace

00:07:32Plus, you're going to have to wash by hand now

00:07:33Poor things

00:07:34No, no, let's see

00:07:35Let's see

00:07:35No, here we are a community

00:07:36And we all decided

00:07:37Okay?

00:07:37So, who wants a new washing machine?

00:07:41No, no, I abstain.

00:07:42You guys bring out the money

00:07:43Wherever you want

00:07:44I can't, man.

00:07:44I am not here

00:07:45Come on, you too

00:07:48What are you doing?

00:07:49Afri, my hands?

00:07:50Of course, damn it

00:07:51That's what I like to see.

00:07:52Entrepreneurial people

00:07:53What does this country need?

00:07:54Careful

00:07:55I'm going to call now

00:07:55To my suppliers

00:07:57And set up the beach bar

00:07:58In a jiffy, okay?

00:07:59Okay, let's get started.

00:08:00By the way, I'll take the

00:08:02Nothing, just a little pedicure

00:08:0330% for management expenses

00:08:05The little guy is cute, isn't he?

00:08:07Hey

00:08:09You just had a brother, didn't you?

00:08:11Yeah

00:08:12So, how's it going?

00:08:13Well, bad, he cries, he poops

00:08:16And it keeps me awake.

00:08:18And my father ignores me

00:08:19He doesn't even watch football anymore

00:08:23What's happening?

00:08:24That your father usually has another son

00:08:26Yes, but I know that my father

00:08:27He won't abandon me

00:08:28I didn't say

00:08:30Yes, but my father isn't like that.

00:08:31We'll see.

00:08:33Come on, guys

00:08:34Come on

00:08:34Alberto, your class?

00:08:36I remember

00:08:38Bye

00:08:46Come on, come on, come on, wake up!

00:08:48Come on!

00:08:49I'm attractive, man!

00:08:51Grab it!

00:08:51Grab it yourself!

00:08:52Come on!

00:08:53Grab it!

00:08:53Be careful, okay?

00:08:54Are you awake?

00:08:55Sure?

00:08:56Come on, be careful.

00:08:57Hold on tight

00:08:58Be careful there.

00:09:00Look, look, let's see if the mother wakes up

00:09:01Come on!

00:09:03Hey?

00:09:03Pay attention, pay attention

00:09:04Careful

00:09:05She's going to put the cloths on me.

00:09:06Yes, yes, yes

00:09:07Oh!

00:09:09Look!

00:09:09Look, how beautiful!

00:09:10Just like the little pig

00:09:11Through the father's nest

00:09:12Yeah?

00:09:12But Santi, you, you, you, you

00:09:14You have...

00:09:14Who else would it be?

00:09:16I saw a pig born

00:09:17I've seen it all

00:09:18Hugs!

00:09:18Hug your mother!

00:09:19Come on, he needs to wake up!

00:09:20Come on!

00:09:20Hugged!

00:09:23Wow, dude!

00:09:25Oh!

00:09:26Ladies

00:09:28Ma'am, what?

00:09:29Lady

00:09:30Hello

00:09:32Hello, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it

00:09:35Yes, look

00:09:36My child

00:09:37That's enough, that's enough, okay?

00:09:39Emilia!

00:09:40Emilia, darling!

00:09:41Well, nothing much.

00:09:42This will be yours, then.

00:09:46Thank you

00:09:51Who has assisted her?

00:09:54Well

00:09:55He saved my life

00:09:56Mine and mine

00:09:58No

00:09:58You keep the mother.

00:09:59I'm keeping the baby

00:10:01How is she?

00:10:02Do you need me?

00:10:02Everything's fine here, huh?

00:10:03The bleeding is under control.

00:10:04No, let's see, let's see

00:10:05One moment

00:10:06That I don't...

00:10:07It was him!

00:10:08Here it is!

00:10:10Fructuoso Martínez!

00:10:11What are you saying?

00:10:12What are you saying?

00:10:13What are you saying?

00:10:13Hey, how's the voltage?

00:10:15I'm on it.

00:10:15I have it tomorrow to tell you.

00:10:17Matanditos

00:10:18What are you saying, Casio?

00:10:19As?

00:10:20I don't know

00:10:20Yes?

00:10:21Yes?

00:10:22I have a business to attend to.

00:10:23Come on, sir

00:10:24Please

00:10:25The cord is book-tied

00:10:27There is no bleeding at all.

00:10:28You are a hero

00:10:29No, no, wait a moment

00:10:30That I, that I...

00:10:31A hero!

00:10:31Yes sir!

00:10:32A hero!

00:10:33Look at that feat!

00:10:34Look at the feat this man has accomplished!

00:10:36Mechanic and lighting technician

00:10:40He's already done it, hasn't he?

00:10:47Hey!

00:10:50Hey, he was kind of faking it, wasn't he?

00:10:52No, you just made a stupid face.

00:10:54Hey!

00:10:55Hey!

00:10:56Oh, right, right!

00:10:56What are you guys on about, guys?

00:10:57I remind you that I was the one who broke up with her

00:10:59So what?

00:10:59That's not definitive information.

00:11:00Because there are thousands of psychologists

00:11:02They speak of an emotional transference between...

00:11:04Oh, you lamb's eye, you've got it!

00:11:06You're so annoying, please.

00:11:08We're just friends.

00:11:09I think two who have gone out together

00:11:11They can't just be friends.

00:11:13Okay, fine.

00:11:13I haven't had a boyfriend.

00:11:15But I am very observant

00:11:16That's the phase

00:11:18In which everyone...

00:11:19Valdano, Valdano, Valdano

00:11:19Please, dude, now

00:11:20Yeah, you're really annoying.

00:11:22Very heavy

00:11:23In other words, I'm reminding you again.

00:11:24That I was the one who broke up with her

00:11:25And that I don't want to go back.

00:11:26Nothing, look, this whole having a boyfriend thing is a real pain.

00:11:27It's a drag, you know?

00:11:28If all day

00:11:29That you have to keep an eye on her

00:11:31If you feel corny

00:11:32You can't meet up with your colleagues

00:11:33Trunk, like that

00:11:34Hey, hey, hey, hey

00:11:35Hey, dude

00:11:35It's awful, man.

00:11:37But bad

00:11:38Not like that, Guillermito

00:11:40Well, I'm not doing badly.

00:11:42I'm fine

00:11:55Other

00:11:56Another one, Dr. Almor

00:11:57This sentimental advice column

00:11:58To take your money

00:12:00Angelic, but if any of these

00:12:01It suits him very well.

00:12:01Come on, you don't suffer for love at that age.

00:12:04Okay, and then

00:12:05Also

00:12:13Come on, little worker

00:12:13Tell your father

00:12:14That

00:12:15Come on

00:12:15Come on, tell him

00:12:17Come on

00:12:18That?

00:12:18I answered Lurdita badly.

00:12:20To Lurdita?

00:12:21But, man

00:12:21How could you even think of doing that?

00:12:23What about the family?

00:12:24What a morning he's had

00:12:25He didn't even want to go out to the blackboard.

00:12:28Well, that's the one I needed for the hard stuff.

00:12:29So, what's gotten into you, buddy?

00:12:31Let's see, what fly?

00:12:33Aren't you saying anything?

00:12:33Okay, great

00:12:34Come on, to your room

00:12:35And I don't want to see you here all afternoon.

00:12:36Come on

00:12:36But I have a game this afternoon!

00:12:38Well, let's see, it weighs a little bit before

00:12:39If you have a game, watching it beforehand is a bit of a hassle.

00:12:40Come on, to your room

00:12:41You heard it, right?

00:12:41Come on

00:12:42Off!

00:12:44Diego, Curro doesn't answer teachers.

00:12:46So something's wrong with this kid

00:12:48Do you know what's wrong with him?

00:12:49He's very spoiled

00:12:49That's all that's wrong with him.

00:12:50He's very spoiled

00:12:51You, Santi, go away

00:12:51Come on

00:12:52What do you mean, "I should leave"?

00:12:53Go away

00:12:53Because Lurditas is your wife and is involved

00:12:55Come on, come on

00:12:55Out

00:13:02Okay, calm down a little, Diego, alright?

00:13:04But how am I going to calm down?

00:13:05How am I going to calm down?

00:13:05If it doesn't fail

00:13:07This age is getting twisted

00:13:09They begin like this

00:13:09And then they end up like Marcos

00:13:10Oh, we're done.

00:13:12So, it's all because of Marcos.

00:13:13No, no, no

00:13:14It's not because of Marcos

00:13:14It's because of me

00:13:15It's just that I've spent my whole life

00:13:16Letting him do whatever he wants

00:13:17You understand that.

00:13:18And then what happens, happens.

00:13:19If it's my fault

00:13:20But what fault is it of yours, Diego?

00:13:21Please

00:13:22Marcos is a great guy

00:13:24And you are a great father

00:13:25And things happen

00:13:26What else are you going to do?

00:13:26Tell me

00:13:27Well, look, I'm just getting an idea

00:13:28That maybe it could have been

00:13:29A little bit harder

00:13:30In other words, and stop with the nonsense.

00:13:31You know what I'm saying?

00:13:32What nonsense!

00:13:33Santi is right.

00:13:34Wow!

00:13:34Santi, what I've been through

00:13:35Yes, Santi is right.

00:13:35Yes, sorry, but Santi is right

00:13:37Yes, now

00:13:37Since we're all very modern

00:13:38We cannot scold our children

00:13:39We need to have dialogue, respect

00:13:41In other words, you can't be harsh

00:13:42Because they get traumatized

00:13:43And in the end, look what we've achieved

00:13:45Okay, fine.

00:13:47And what should we have done?

00:13:48Hit them with the belt like your father?

00:13:50Well, look

00:13:51Father would be whatever he was

00:13:52But these things

00:13:53They've never been through that in their lives, that's for sure.

00:13:54But Diego

00:13:54Kids make mistakes

00:13:56That's why they're kids.

00:13:58And what do you want me to do?

00:13:59What do you want me to do?

00:13:59Well, look, you have two options

00:14:01A

00:14:02Take off your seatbelt

00:14:03I honestly don't see you.

00:14:04And two

00:14:05Talk to Curro

00:14:07It's demanding your attention

00:14:08Or you don't realize

00:14:10Why not punish him instead?

00:14:11Regarding basketball

00:14:12Are you going with him to the game?

00:14:13For example

00:14:23Brogui

00:14:27Hey?

00:14:29What's happening?

00:14:29Do I have monkeys on my face?

00:14:30Or have you just changed your mind?

00:14:31Or what's going on?

00:14:31No

00:14:31You're the first hero

00:14:33That I know like that

00:14:34Up close

00:14:34Fuck

00:14:35What are you giving me, man?

00:14:38What are you doing here?

00:14:38What are you doing here in the park?

00:14:39What are you doing here?

00:14:40Look at how the bar is.

00:14:41Come on

00:14:41Come on, man.

00:14:42Order it

00:14:43How much has it kept me

00:14:44Also, Brogui, come on

00:14:45I'm going to tell you

00:14:46What happened?

00:14:47If it's there

00:14:48It's the Fiti!

00:14:49It's the Fiti!

00:14:51Come on

00:14:52Fiti, tell us

00:14:52How was it?

00:14:54Just a moment

00:14:54Let's see

00:14:55I'm going to tell you

00:14:56Because it needs to be clarified here

00:14:57A couple of things

00:14:58Oh, brother

00:14:59What could be bigger?

00:15:00What did you tell me about what you did?

00:15:03Oh, Fiti

00:15:04You're very big

00:15:04You're amazing!

00:15:05No, Chani.

00:15:05No

00:15:05Well

00:15:06It's the biggest

00:15:08We can't stand your pride

00:15:09You're very big

00:15:10Dad, give me another hug

00:15:11Let's see if I catch something.

00:15:12We're going to bring a little creature

00:15:13To the world

00:15:14He alone

00:15:15Dad

00:15:16That you for me

00:15:17Know

00:15:17You have taught me everything

00:15:20Know

00:15:20You are my example

00:15:21For me

00:15:21That I have revered you all my life

00:15:23Know

00:15:23But

00:15:24But this thing now

00:15:25Dad

00:15:26What have you done?

00:15:28The thing is

00:15:29My pride just gets the better of me.

00:15:30Everywhere

00:15:32I admire you very much

00:15:33Dad

00:15:33You're very big

00:15:34Damn, Raúl

00:15:36Give me a hug

00:15:36Pussy

00:15:39Very big

00:15:40Very big

00:15:41Enormous

00:15:43Is there any news about

00:15:44Marcos Liva?

00:15:46Well

00:15:46They're going to the gynecologist tomorrow.

00:15:48So let's wait

00:15:50And then we'll decide.

00:15:51How to take the news

00:15:52Okay?

00:15:53Yeah

00:15:53What homework?

00:15:54Yes, an exercise

00:15:55That he's going to send to class

00:15:57Let's see

00:16:00Dream Interpretation

00:16:01Freud

00:16:01Excellent

00:16:02Yeah

00:16:03That?

00:16:04Yeah

00:16:04Ah, yes

00:16:05Yeah

00:16:06He has instructed us to analyze

00:16:07A dream we've had

00:16:09Well, with the family

00:16:09And things like that.

00:16:10And which one have you chosen?

00:16:12Go on

00:16:12Give it to me

00:16:12No, no, no, no

00:16:14No no

00:16:14I'll tell you.

00:16:15Well

00:16:16Well, in my dream

00:16:17We were hanging out at the tavern

00:16:19And we were kind of like that

00:16:21Like they were scared

00:16:21As if afraid

00:16:22And then he suddenly goes and calls our father

00:16:27But why were you afraid?

00:16:29Was he angry with your father?

00:16:30Angry

00:16:30No, it's not that I was angry.

00:16:31I mean

00:16:31Well

00:16:32It was kind of like that.

00:16:33Okay, then

00:16:35We were there

00:16:35And then, the father calls us.

00:16:36Santiago

00:16:37We were in the tavern

00:16:38And we see him with his walking stick and chamber pot

00:16:40Sorry

00:16:41The chamber pot?

00:16:42Yes, the one you have earlier at your house.

00:16:44In other words, the chamber pot

00:16:44Yes, no, no

00:16:45Yes, I remember.

00:16:45The chamber pot fits perfectly

00:16:47Okay, you'll tell me now.

00:16:48So who can interpret this dream for me?

00:16:49Because of course

00:16:50Freud's chamber pot

00:16:51Well, it doesn't say anything.

00:16:52Here in the book

00:16:52Absolutely no one says anything.

00:16:53Clear

00:16:53Between what Freud says

00:16:54And what I say

00:16:55Well, there will be a difference.

00:16:56Let's see

00:16:56Of course, the father did.

00:16:57For sure yes

00:16:58And have you searched for "potty"?

00:17:00Also

00:17:01Also

00:17:01Nothing

00:17:02From chamber pots in Freud

00:17:03Nothing is coming

00:17:04I mean

00:17:06Urinals, chamber pots

00:17:07Freud brings nothing.

00:17:08Clear

00:17:09Let's see

00:17:09Stay calm

00:17:11Stay calm

00:17:11We're going to crash, guys.

00:17:13We're going to crash

00:17:14Let's see

00:17:14Hey

00:17:14Won't they recognize our voices?

00:17:16Well no

00:17:16Because this is a voice distorter

00:17:18Look

00:17:18One for each phone

00:17:20Just enough so they don't recognize them

00:17:22Hey, what if nobody calls?

00:17:24But I already told you

00:17:25That one of the phones

00:17:26She's an idiot.

00:17:26Nobody's going to call

00:17:28They have no idea

00:17:29Ignore them

00:17:31Well

00:17:31Well, it seems like there's no sound here, right?

00:17:37Pussy

00:17:37What will it sound like?

00:17:39How will it sound if it's

00:17:40There's the plug, right?

00:17:43Clear

00:17:43Not like that

00:17:46Hey, hey!

00:17:47Sit down, guys.

00:17:48Sit down

00:17:49Come on

00:17:49Let's get down to business

00:17:50Yes, let's go

00:17:50Yeah

00:17:50One moment

00:17:51Now, already

00:17:51Okay, let's go

00:17:53But how can that be wrong?

00:17:54Check your email

00:18:24It is your obligation to your girlfriend

00:18:25Okay, beautiful.

00:18:26Which is worth a lot

00:18:27And there are a lot of people out there.

00:18:28She needs your help.

00:18:29So...

00:18:30Hey, the Martinezes

00:18:31We have a special power

00:18:32To help people

00:18:33Know?

00:18:34My father takes care of it.

00:18:35From bringing detainees into the world

00:18:36Me too

00:18:36Which is essentially

00:18:37The thing about feelings

00:18:38And great power

00:18:39And great power entails

00:18:40A great responsibility as well

00:18:41Say yes

00:18:42Like Spiderman

00:18:43Like Spiderman

00:18:44Okay!

00:18:45The bravest man

00:18:46From the whole neighborhood

00:18:47Okay, yes, yes!

00:18:47Okay, that's enough!

00:18:48Okay, man!

00:18:49Can I come to Fiti's?

00:18:51She's going to tell us about the child.

00:18:52The child's situation

00:18:52He's been saying the same thing all morning.

00:18:54And getting drunk on a freebie.

00:18:55But let him enjoy himself, man.

00:18:57He deserves it.

00:18:58Say yes

00:18:58I think, lover

00:18:59Go over there

00:19:00Bring the fishing rods

00:19:00And you stay and listen for a little while

00:19:01Santi, let's see, one thing

00:19:02What Fiti has done

00:19:04I think it's very big

00:19:08You should be proud

00:19:09Because you're also his friend.

00:19:11I should feel you

00:19:11Well, I don't think it's that big of a deal.

00:19:13I don't think it's that big of a deal.

00:19:14Well, it's not that big of a deal.

00:19:15The uncle says

00:19:15He says it's not that big of a deal.

00:19:16But when we have seen each other

00:19:17You and I, one of these

00:19:17But give it to me, please

00:19:18Listen to me, the more the merrier.

00:19:19Fiti's

00:19:20Because man

00:19:20With the thing about blood that he has

00:19:21She's going to faint

00:19:22Damn, he's gotten carried away.

00:19:23He's come on strong like a champion

00:19:26Oh, Santi

00:19:27Santi, Santi

00:19:28Santi, envy is a sin

00:19:30Envy?

00:19:31Will I have it now?

00:19:31Envious of Fiti?

00:19:33I don't know, it's normal.

00:19:34With the feat

00:19:34What has the boy done?

00:19:35Hey?

00:19:41Look, Lurdita

00:19:41I can't deceive you here.

00:19:43But things are being said here.

00:19:45They do not reflect the real facts.

00:19:47As?

00:19:50The one who helped that woman

00:19:51To bring the child into the world

00:19:52It was me, I

00:19:54Fiti did nothing

00:19:55Nothing more than fainting

00:19:56As soon as he saw a little blood

00:19:58But, Santi?

00:19:59But then

00:20:00Why did you say it was Fiti?

00:20:01Because I don't like to stand out.

00:20:03I did what I had to do

00:20:04I helped that woman

00:20:05Well, since I was helping my father

00:20:06With the pigs

00:20:08I don't like moms

00:20:09Not even the soles

00:20:10But of this

00:20:11Not a word, eh, promita

00:20:12Not a word, Santi

00:20:13Not a word

00:20:15Say yes

00:20:16Say yes

00:20:16That pride

00:20:18Pride is a very bad thing.

00:20:20Yes, Jesus already said so.

00:20:21Whatever your right hand does

00:20:22That the left didn't know

00:20:22Well

00:20:23You probably already know that.

00:20:24All the left-handed people in the neighborhood

00:20:26Damn love

00:20:30Talk to Dr. Love

00:20:32Well, you see

00:20:32The thing is

00:20:33I have doubts

00:20:35Is that Guille?

00:20:37No, no, you keep going.

00:20:39That it doesn't recognize you

00:20:40Come on, yes

00:20:40Doctor Love

00:20:41It's still there

00:20:42Yes, yes, yes

00:20:43Here I am

00:20:44Elderly

00:20:46Yes

00:20:47Here I am

00:20:48Come on

00:20:48What am I thinking?

00:20:50In what you've told me

00:20:51Look

00:20:52From what I can see

00:20:54That's what it gives me

00:20:55You're calling me to talk about a girl

00:20:57No?

00:20:58I mean, like

00:20:58You broke up recently

00:21:00Yes, well

00:21:01The thing is

00:21:02It turns out I broke up with her.

00:21:03Because

00:21:05Come on, I screwed up

00:21:06Clear

00:21:06And now he wants to get back together with her.

00:21:08No?

00:21:08Hey?

00:21:08You feel it close.

00:21:09Right there, very, very close

00:21:11No?

00:21:11Come on

00:21:12As if you had it in your own home

00:21:14And of course

00:21:14The potato suffers

00:21:16How do you know?

00:21:17Because I

00:21:18I am Dr. Love

00:21:19And I have a very deep understanding

00:21:20What is the psyche

00:21:21And the human potato

00:21:22And all that

00:21:22Hey, aunt

00:21:23What are you doing?

00:21:24What the hell?

00:21:25Hello

00:21:26Hey, look

00:21:26I am the doctor

00:21:29Delusion

00:21:29Yeah

00:21:30You'll see

00:21:31The professional team

00:21:33She has decided that I am the right person.

00:21:34To address your case

00:21:37Okay

00:21:37My advice is to be his friend.

00:21:40Because

00:21:41What better sign of maturity?

00:21:43What can you offer him? Your friendship.

00:21:44Friendship

00:21:45Friendship, friendship

00:21:46That will leave the doors open

00:21:48So that in the future

00:21:48Well, I don't know.

00:21:50Who knows?

00:21:51In addition to women

00:21:52We love to know

00:21:53That we can have

00:21:54A beautiful friendship

00:21:55With an ex-boyfriend

00:21:55Because that means

00:21:56That deep down

00:21:58Yet

00:21:59There's still something there.

00:22:01I'm still alive

00:22:03Trust me

00:22:04I'm telling you.

00:22:04As a woman

00:22:05Which I know perfectly well

00:22:06What I'm telling you

00:22:06Okay

00:22:07Well, thank you very much.

00:22:09You are welcome

00:22:10See you later

00:22:21Football, what a match!

00:22:22They are children and goals

00:22:23A good result

00:22:24And manageable

00:22:25But guys

00:22:25This 63-59

00:22:27I honestly

00:22:28Come on

00:22:28I don't know why so much

00:22:29I've lost count of you.

00:22:32Hey, Santi

00:22:32One thing

00:22:34Do you think I've spent too little time with work?

00:22:36That's it

00:22:37Have you already spoken to your wife?

00:22:38I have said before

00:22:39I have said before

00:22:40You can't reason with her.

00:22:42That solves everything every day

00:22:43And not

00:22:44The address

00:22:45The thing

00:22:46Don't speak ill of the family, brother

00:22:48It made me feel really bad.

00:22:49That you kicked me out of the house this morning

00:22:51But I haven't kicked you out of the house, Santi.

00:22:52Man, for God's sake

00:22:52The thing is, sometimes

00:22:53You're being really annoying

00:22:54And you get involved where you're not wanted.

00:22:55Really

00:22:56Where are they calling me from?

00:22:56That child is my sound

00:22:57Blood of my blood

00:22:59So much dialogue

00:23:00And so much nonsense.

00:23:01A soft

00:23:02You're making him soft.

00:23:03So much good feeling

00:23:04So much good feeling

00:23:05If the children turn out like that

00:23:06Guasado

00:23:07It's the parents' fault

00:23:08Yes, he defends

00:23:09Yes, look

00:23:11Yes, look

00:23:12Yes, look

00:23:13Yes, look

00:23:13Fourteen years

00:23:14I thought it was Alindo the hardware store owner

00:23:15Alindo, what's wrong?

00:23:16Yeah

00:23:20Your hand is trembling, Pinocchio

00:23:23Wooden hand

00:23:28A soft

00:23:29It's falling apart

00:23:30A couple of little bricks

00:23:31Let's see, Alindo

00:23:32That Pinocchio Wooden Hand

00:23:34He is my son

00:23:34So, have a little chamomile tea.

00:23:36That we parents have to give

00:23:37Example of composure

00:23:38Yes, it's the passion of the mach

00:23:40The passion of the mach

00:23:45Pinocchio!

00:23:46Wooden doll!

00:23:56Alindo

00:23:56With love

00:23:57You're pissing me off.

00:23:59Yes, your boy

00:24:00Your boy will be your boy

00:24:02But come on, he has a wooden hand

00:24:03Wooden?

00:24:05Wooden?

00:24:06I have a stake to the tavern

00:24:07To measure you, the wolf

00:24:08If your child can't hold it

00:24:10Let them yell at him a little

00:24:11Let him go home

00:24:12Because you're a wimp

00:24:13Sissy?

00:24:13What did he call my son a sissy?

00:24:17The worst part is that you're right.

00:24:18I didn't hear you properly.

00:24:19Did he call my son a sissy?

00:24:21Yes, accept it

00:24:21Your son is very good.

00:24:22In religion

00:24:23But in this

00:24:24In this, mine

00:24:25Much better than yours

00:24:25What are you saying?

00:24:26If my son is better than yours

00:24:27In religion, in basketball

00:24:28And even in crafts

00:24:29Pay attention to what I'm telling you.

00:24:30Boo!

00:24:30We'll check it whenever you want.

00:24:32No, whenever you want.

00:24:33Okay, ready.

00:24:33Tell me, tell me

00:24:34Whenever you want

00:24:34Come on, your son against mine

00:24:36Yeah?

00:24:36One against one

00:24:37One against one?

00:24:38Okay, the day after tomorrow.

00:24:39Hey, bigmouth

00:24:40You're a loudmouth.

00:24:41Is that your father?

00:24:42Yes, for once he comes

00:24:44Mine always gets it going

00:24:45It doesn't matter who with.

00:24:47No, let's go

00:24:49Come on, dear

00:24:49Oh, I know that with my fiti

00:24:52The mold was broken

00:24:53The mold was broken

00:24:55There are men who look

00:24:56They are a full stop.

00:24:57My Fiti no

00:24:57My Fiat 60 is the end of the line.

00:24:59Yes, Chani

00:25:00Yes

00:25:00She has repeated it to us several times.

00:25:02Women

00:25:03He fears a little patience

00:25:04Don't let it happen to you.

00:25:05That the brother of a

00:25:06Become a hero

00:25:07Well, what I mean is

00:25:08But a couple of partials

00:25:09I already consider it my Fiat 60

00:25:11Yes, woman

00:25:12But you won't deny me.

00:25:13Which is not the same

00:25:14Because that's how it is in big crises

00:25:16That's where you see the men

00:25:17Yes, yes, that's right.

00:25:18They're taking a risk there.

00:25:19At short distances

00:25:20Like the colonies

00:25:21Yeah

00:25:22Clear

00:25:23There are men

00:25:23Well, in the face of crises

00:25:25They grow

00:25:27And there are others.

00:25:28Well, they get smaller

00:25:29So?

00:25:31Which men get smaller, for example?

00:25:34Well, I don't know.

00:25:35Many

00:25:35Many?

00:25:36And to name names

00:25:37Give names

00:25:38Tell me one

00:25:39Because you're not talking about me, Santiago, are you?

00:25:41Hey, I'm not touching your Santiago.

00:25:42That's all I'm saying

00:25:43That's because my brother was the one who played the hero there.

00:25:46And that's it.

00:25:47Everyone knows that

00:25:47Yes, well, maybe it's what everyone knows

00:25:49That's not what happened

00:25:50Hey, are you saying my brother is lying?

00:25:52Man, go

00:25:52Look, Lurdita

00:25:53The truth

00:25:53It only has one path

00:25:55You know what I'm saying?

00:25:56And that's where what happened, happened.

00:25:57What everyone knows

00:25:58That your husband and the man

00:25:59Well, they were in the back room of the pharmacy.

00:26:00While my fiti

00:26:01She was bringing offspring into the world

00:26:03Don't make me talk, Chony

00:26:05What, what, what?

00:26:06Speaks

00:26:06What, what?

00:26:06Hey, hey, hey

00:26:07Girl, girl, it's time

00:26:08Please order the

00:26:09But seriously, what's your problem?

00:26:10Calm down, what happened?

00:26:11Envy is a very bad thing.

00:26:12Look at her with her aunt's food

00:26:15Well, it turns out my Santi doesn't deserve it

00:26:17That?

00:26:18That?

00:26:19My Santi doesn't deserve this, man

00:26:20My Santi doesn't deserve this

00:26:25Pay attention as it has been put

00:26:27But?

00:26:29I didn't say it was that serious.

00:26:32Santi, Santi, I'm going to tell you very clearly and only once.

00:26:36Santi, come out of the closet

00:26:39Lurditas, I think you're confusing me with another man.

00:26:40Santi, I can't take it anymore

00:26:42Come on, now even Chony is showing off.

00:26:44Saying that you stayed in the back room

00:26:45And it was Fiti who attended to the woman in labor

00:26:47He says you're a coward, come on

00:26:49Fiti, but all he did was faint

00:26:51Regarding seeing blood

00:26:52Besides, who helped Father bring the pigs into the world?

00:26:55Who?

00:26:55You, you, you, darling, you

00:26:56Look at me, they're disrespecting my husband

00:26:57And that they belittle him

00:26:59May God forgive me, but I cannot allow that.

00:27:01Neither can nor should

00:27:02Man, Santi

00:27:02Santi, you have to come out of the closet

00:27:04And to say that it was you who helped that woman

00:27:05Well, look

00:27:06If the right-hand man needs to find out

00:27:08What the left did

00:27:09Let him know

00:27:10But I'm not interested in ending anyone's relationship with me.

00:27:11And even less so.

00:27:12My little dove is being made to suffer

00:27:14What a kid, I've been feeling so hot all day

00:27:16That I don't have myself

00:27:17Aren't you feeling hot flashes?

00:27:18Yeah

00:27:18Okay, let's go home

00:27:19We get into bed

00:27:20And the heat was over

00:27:21Let's pray the rosary

00:27:22That really does relieve me.

00:27:23The rosary, that the rosary

00:27:24Hot flashes

00:27:24They've sworn to each other in bed for life

00:27:2652 accounts

00:27:28Accounts?

00:27:28What's up?

00:27:29What I'm telling you, Santi

00:27:30What I'm telling you

00:27:42I'm glad I had thought of that.

00:27:44If you want

00:27:44We could go to school together

00:27:45Well, if you haven't made plans with anyone

00:27:47No, no, no

00:27:48Okay, fine.

00:27:49We're not going

00:27:50I haven't arranged to meet anyone.

00:27:51I mean

00:27:51Ah

00:27:52Well, even though we're not dating anymore

00:27:55We can be friends, right?

00:27:57Clear

00:27:57Come on

00:28:00Well, nothing much.

00:28:00See you later

00:28:01See you later

00:28:02See you later

00:28:05That?

00:28:06He's not answering?

00:28:07You are welcome

00:28:08I'm going to watch it

00:28:09Good morning

00:28:11Good morning

00:28:12Thanks, Sam

00:28:13And that face coming?

00:28:15Shut up, brother

00:28:15I didn't remember

00:28:16How long the rosary is

00:28:18What do you mean, the rosary?

00:28:19What is it?

00:28:20There, with the notebook

00:28:21They are doing their homework

00:28:22Nothing to see

00:28:22Bring the notebook here

00:28:23Nothing, bring it here

00:28:24And doing your homework

00:28:25What are you saying here?

00:28:25What are you saying here about my father and me?

00:28:26Hey?

00:28:27Are you posting yet?

00:28:28Okay, listen.

00:28:29Listen, it's a job

00:28:30What do I have to do?

00:28:30I have to analyze a dream

00:28:31That I had a friend and with you

00:28:33Have you dreamt about me, buddy?

00:28:34Yeah

00:28:34But hey, brother

00:28:36But how proud I am of you

00:28:37Oh well

00:28:38But if you're from the mountains

00:28:39Even in dreams

00:28:40Santi, you don't know

00:28:41What was the dream like?

00:28:42Santi, stay still

00:28:43Look, I don't need you.

00:28:43It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter

00:28:44The family that dreams together

00:28:46Yeah

00:28:46Stay united

00:28:47Okay, okay

00:28:48Let me go

00:28:49Look, here's my champion!

00:28:50let's Play

00:28:50A few baskets before going to the post office

00:28:52Yeah

00:28:52We need to give that a good thrashing.

00:28:54Those ones, those ones

00:28:55Those?

00:28:55Who is it?

00:28:56No, not those on Curro's opposing team.

00:29:01They beat them yesterday.

00:29:03And they're eager for revenge.

00:29:05Do you understand?

00:29:05So, like you told me

00:29:06I'm tired of having to spend more time with Curro.

00:29:08And that, well, that's what I'm doing

00:29:09Very good, that sounds great to me.

00:29:11Following your advice

00:29:12I spend more time

00:29:13Very good, Miguel Jordan

00:29:14Yeah, man, yeah

00:29:15The José Arcadio

00:29:16This is the one who dies in a tree

00:29:17Okay, wait, wait

00:29:18That's just Arcadio.

00:29:20No

00:29:21The son of José Arcadio

00:29:23The one who's upset with this cousin

00:29:24That woman is a bit of a loose woman

00:29:25Yes, very good, very good, Bellida

00:29:26Leave it

00:29:27Leave it

00:29:29Okay, remember tomorrow.

00:29:30Bring me the work on One Hundred Years of Solitude

00:29:32Guys

00:29:35Tomorrow

00:29:35Hi, Tete

00:29:36Hello

00:29:37What do you want us to do? The literature project together.

00:29:39Well, you know I have no idea.

00:29:41And well, if you take me out of Mortadelo comics, I'm lost.

00:29:44Okay

00:29:45We'll do it later at home.

00:29:46Okay

00:29:47Bye

00:29:49Bye

00:29:49Do you work together?

00:29:51I don't know

00:29:52That sounds a little strange

00:29:54I think this guy wants something, huh?

00:29:56Gosh, don't start, please.

00:29:57We're friends now.

00:29:58We've already fixed it

00:29:59The boys always go about their business.

00:30:01Come on, you must be desperate to call here, huh?

00:30:03Oh, well I was thinking of calling

00:30:05That?

00:30:06No, but to ask for a job

00:30:07Since I have experience in this field of relationship counseling

00:30:09Ah, of course.

00:30:10That is true

00:30:11Yes, yes

00:30:20Of course, of course, of course!

00:30:21Hello, Fiti

00:30:23Is it him?

00:30:24Yeah

00:30:24Childbirth?

00:30:25Ivonne, wait a moment

00:30:27Forgive me, forgive me for just a second, beautiful

00:30:29Let's see

00:30:29Are you going to give me a beer?

00:30:31A little lid

00:30:32And a newspaper

00:30:33But quickly

00:30:33Because of the birth, my workshop is completely full.

00:30:34Is this guest at home?

00:30:36Yes, tell me, beautiful

00:30:37Who are you to invite, huh?

00:30:39Who do you think you are to be inviting people?

00:30:40Yeah

00:30:40Hey?

00:30:42Okay

00:30:42No, I'm here at the scene of the events.

00:30:44Having a small beer

00:30:46Yeah

00:30:46Okay, whenever you want.

00:30:48Whenever you want, beautiful.

00:30:49You

00:30:50You

00:30:51You decide

00:30:52Okay?

00:30:53Come on

00:30:54Other

00:30:55See you later

00:30:57Santi

00:31:00Guess who just called me?

00:31:02Hey?

00:31:03Who?

00:31:03Ivonne

00:31:04Ivonne Fernández

00:31:05Pussy

00:31:06Ivonne

00:31:07The Polvorovsky

00:31:08Don't you remember?

00:31:10I remember

00:31:11Damn, man

00:31:12I spent my whole high school thinking he didn't care about me.

00:31:14And now he calls me and tells me

00:31:15I wonder if he's found out what I've done

00:31:16Let's see each other

00:31:18What if this and what if that

00:31:19Damn, he's probably as hot as cheese, man.

00:31:21Like then

00:31:21Did you call yourself for that?

00:31:22Because of what you did for the pregnant woman?

00:31:24But all you did was faint, kid

00:31:26Pussy

00:31:27I'm going to tell you something

00:31:27Your workshop's customers are fraudulent.

00:31:30And Polvorovsky's interest is also fraudulent.

00:31:32Because?

00:31:32Because this is a lie.

00:31:34A lie

00:31:35Do you think I like to lie?

00:31:36But you told me that was a lie.

00:31:37Okay, now I'm telling you to tell the truth.

00:31:39Hey?

00:31:39And that you come out of the closet

00:31:40You've spent a lot of time in the closet.

00:31:43I hope I can get my hands on Polvorovsky and Santi.

00:31:45Really

00:31:45It's one thing to have the fakes deceived

00:31:47And another thing is that it reaches my little ones

00:31:49That I during childbirth

00:31:50I went one shot to the left

00:31:51And does that hurt him?

00:31:52Does it hurt?

00:31:53Okay, fine.

00:31:54Okay

00:31:55Okay

00:31:55That's it

00:31:56But let me

00:31:57At least

00:31:58Let him sort it out with Polvorovsky first.

00:32:01Santi?

00:32:03Okay, so

00:32:05Santi and you are scared

00:32:07And you have to carry his walking stick.

00:32:08And the

00:32:10What does it say here?

00:32:11Ah, the chamber pot

00:32:12Father's chamber pot

00:32:14So I'm looking

00:32:15In what Freud is and that

00:32:16And there's nothing about chamber pots.

00:32:17No urinals either

00:32:18Then I'll hand it in tomorrow.

00:32:20And that's why

00:32:21Let's see, let's see

00:32:22How is your father?

00:32:23Don't worry?

00:32:24Angry?

00:32:24In the dream, father

00:32:25Yeah

00:32:25In the dream

00:32:27Could you say that for what a normal person is

00:32:29Angry?

00:32:30Yeah

00:32:30I'm telling you, it's just that Father was very bossy

00:32:33In other words, he wanted his children to be the best.

00:32:35And all that

00:32:35And he was wearing an unloaded belt all day long.

00:32:37So, the guy

00:32:38Yes, the dream shows that his figure still influences you.

00:32:40Damn, Father Fermín was quite a father.

00:32:42Father was a great father

00:32:43They leave their mark on all of us.

00:32:45Our parents, right?

00:32:46Well, yes

00:32:46Mine, for example

00:32:48He said that children don't cry.

00:32:51He had to play football

00:32:52That boys didn't play with dolls

00:32:58Fermín

00:32:59Fermín

00:33:00Leave it, I don't know

00:33:01That?

00:33:01Leave it

00:33:02Let's get to the point

00:33:03Yeah

00:33:04That its influence

00:33:05What we might call the fatherly touch

00:33:07It lives on in you.

00:33:08Already

00:33:08It's clear what you have to do

00:33:10Yeah

00:33:11Kill father

00:33:13Kill your father?

00:33:13Yeah

00:33:14But to kill, to kill

00:33:15But, Fermín

00:33:16But first

00:33:17My father has already died

00:33:18So, it's been a long time.

00:33:19But, let's see

00:33:20I don't understand what you're saying.

00:33:21Because I thought that psychology

00:33:23Hey, so screw psychology

00:33:24I thought it was more of a dialogue thing.

00:33:26No no

00:33:26This violent thing of killing people

00:33:27Oh my god

00:33:28Okay, please.

00:33:28Yeah

00:33:29It is a Freudian concept

00:33:30Symbolic

00:33:31It means you have to overcome

00:33:32The figure of your father

00:33:33Hey?

00:33:33And his way of doing things

00:33:38Another call

00:33:39Grab it there

00:33:40Do you have a problem?

00:33:41Talk to Dr. Love

00:33:43Hello, my name is Yoli

00:33:46Hey, this tea

00:33:47Hey?

00:33:47This tea

00:33:49Yes tell me

00:33:50Tell me

00:33:50It's your turn to tell me something.

00:33:52Pretty

00:33:53Yoli

00:33:53Well, look

00:33:55You'll see

00:33:55I've been seeing a guy for a few months.

00:33:58AND...

00:33:58And we just left it

00:34:00I thought you were going to doubt it

00:34:02Well, the case

00:34:03I'm having a really hard time

00:34:05AND...

00:34:06And I don't know

00:34:06I don't want us to stop seeing each other.

00:34:08And how are you going to stop watching?

00:34:09Or living in the same...?

00:34:10In the same what?

00:34:12In...

00:34:12In the...

00:34:13In the same neighborhood

00:34:15Hey?

00:34:16Because you'll be from the same neighborhood

00:34:17So you seem to be young

00:34:18Hey...

00:34:19Yes, yes

00:34:19Clear

00:34:20Clear

00:34:20See?

00:34:21Go on, keep going

00:34:21Continue

00:34:22Tell me

00:34:23Okay, let's see.

00:34:24I want to continue being her friend.

00:34:25A classic

00:34:26And he invited me to his house

00:34:28To do homework

00:34:29AND...

00:34:30Or is it classic for you?

00:34:32And I don't know

00:34:33That...

00:34:34I wanted to ask you

00:34:34If he's just going as a friend

00:34:36Like me

00:34:38Come on, let's see if we can be real friends.

00:34:39Okay, let's see.

00:34:41Hey...

00:34:41Let me tell you, look

00:34:42This boy and you

00:34:43You have the same chances

00:34:44To be friends

00:34:45That Spain

00:34:46If we win the World Cup

00:34:48Ah

00:34:49AND...

00:34:49And so

00:34:50Are there many or few?

00:34:52None

00:34:53Daughter

00:34:53Zero

00:34:54Nothing

00:34:54Okay, let's see

00:34:55Here's your friend

00:34:56It's giving you the classic wrap.

00:34:58Let's be friends

00:34:59Nothing has happened here

00:35:00Come and let's study together

00:35:01Okay?

00:35:02And as soon as you let your guard down

00:35:02They'll sweep your spring onion away

00:35:03If it's clear

00:35:04But will you stop telling me

00:35:05Yeah

00:35:05Because here there is academic freedom

00:35:07Leave the kid

00:35:10Look...

00:35:10Yoli

00:35:11Hey?

00:35:12Let's see

00:35:13Friendship

00:35:14Between men and women

00:35:15It doesn't exist.

00:35:17Okay?

00:35:18And even more so

00:35:18If you are ex

00:35:19Don't be fooled

00:35:20Aunt

00:35:20This one goes there

00:35:20What I'm getting at

00:35:21With you

00:35:22Come on

00:35:23A little kiss

00:35:24See?

00:35:25If you see it

00:35:26Leave me alone

00:35:27Yoli

00:35:27I already told you.

00:35:28My mother

00:35:31No, but my hero has arrived!

00:35:33Let history

00:35:34Choni

00:35:34It's not that big of a deal

00:35:34Oh, it's not that big of a deal

00:35:35It's not that big of a deal

00:35:37Take Lurdita

00:35:37This just arrived today

00:35:38Dear

00:35:41Well, who wants to

00:35:42Who wants an autograph?

00:35:43The neighborhood hero?

00:35:44No, it's not that big of a deal

00:35:45No

00:35:46We're going to the gym

00:35:47Let's go to the gym

00:35:48To class

00:35:49To the gym

00:35:50Wherever you go

00:35:52Come on

00:35:53Listen to me, listen to me for a moment

00:35:54Listen to me

00:35:55I wanted to tell you something.

00:35:56What I did for that woman

00:35:58Well, mostly I didn't.

00:36:00Oh, really

00:36:01Frustrated, my son

00:36:02You've never valued yourself enough your whole life

00:36:03Lifetime

00:36:04Look at what you did for that woman

00:36:05It was a very beautiful thing.

00:36:06Very big

00:36:07Very generous

00:36:07Yes, anything you want

00:36:08Very big, very beautiful

00:36:09Very generous

00:36:10But I didn't do it, Choni

00:36:10Santi did it

00:36:13That I'm a fraud

00:36:14A fraud

00:36:15Not even a neighborhood hero

00:36:16Nothing.

00:36:16I'm a fraud

00:36:17That's who I am

00:36:20Sure, now, Santi

00:36:22Well, the man told me

00:36:23Come out of the closet

00:36:24And rightly so.

00:36:28Yeah

00:36:29You peek out of the closet

00:36:30You're going inside hard

00:36:31But come on

00:36:33Let's see, kid

00:36:34That's like when you tell him

00:36:35A man's first times

00:36:36He's a champion in bed

00:36:38And he was so happy.

00:36:39What are you telling me?

00:36:41That he is my sister

00:36:41Well, time is slipping away.

00:36:42Time is slipping away.

00:36:43Time is slipping away.

00:36:43You're in the middle of the silver wedding anniversary

00:36:45So what then?

00:36:46So you tell him no?

00:36:47Well no

00:36:48So you put up with the lie

00:36:49Until the end

00:36:50There are things in this life

00:36:51Fiti

00:36:51That there is no turning back

00:36:52Do you understand what I'm trying to say?

00:36:53Don't confuse me anymore

00:36:54Don't confuse me anymore

00:36:55Look, look

00:36:56I'm going to tell you.

00:36:56And the first person I'm going to tell is...

00:36:57It's going to be my son

00:36:58Not even the smell that gives you

00:37:00To tell the kid

00:37:01What do you want?

00:37:02Sink it?

00:37:02If the little creature idolizes you

00:37:03First, there's the matter of his mother.

00:37:05And it will do this

00:37:06To traumatize him alive

00:37:08You leave me

00:37:10Raúl

00:37:11Listen to me for one thing

00:37:13Listen to me for a moment

00:37:13Hey, this afternoon

00:37:14Don't make plans

00:37:15You have to come to my class

00:37:15Okay?

00:37:16Okay, but listen to me for a moment

00:37:18What's in your class?

00:37:19What have you done?

00:37:19No, no, nothing.

00:37:20Parents of students are coming

00:37:21Tell us about your work

00:37:23And so

00:37:23To guide us

00:37:24About career opportunities

00:37:26And well

00:37:26It's your turn this afternoon

00:37:27But I have a workshop

00:37:29Son

00:37:29What career opportunities are available?

00:37:30What? So what?

00:37:31With great pride

00:37:32That you professionally

00:37:33Talking has gone very well for you.

00:37:34Or not?

00:37:35Hey?

00:37:35Or not?

00:37:36Well

00:37:36Well, that's it

00:37:37Hey?

00:37:37And that piece of a hero

00:37:39That we have

00:37:41Son

00:37:41Okay, we'll talk later, dad.

00:37:43I'm running late.

00:37:43Son

00:37:44Do

00:37:46May the creature be holy to you

00:37:55Not the tips ways

00:37:56Curro

00:37:57Although it doesn't surprise me

00:37:58With that basket

00:37:59I

00:37:59Can I ask one thing?

00:38:01Yes, man

00:38:03When my father was born

00:38:05They turned their backs on you.

00:38:06But what are you asking me, Curro?

00:38:08That was so long ago.

00:38:11Now that you mention it

00:38:12Sit down

00:38:16Sit down

00:38:17I remember when Diego was born

00:38:46Father

00:38:46Okay, grandpa, what is it?

00:38:48So one thing here

00:38:49Curro, Curro, look what I've brought you

00:38:51Oh

00:38:51Wow, that's cool!

00:38:52Well, now you can train like elite athletes

00:38:55You understand?

00:38:55Like Epi, like Corbalán, like Ituriaga, like Virucopio, in short

00:38:58Hey?

00:38:58So you're going to play with me?

00:39:00I'll supervise, son

00:39:02I supervise

00:39:02Cool!

00:39:04We're going to put this

00:39:06Help me, Santi

00:39:08What were you talking about?

00:39:10Uh, well...

00:39:11Yes, very good.

00:39:12But what is this like?

00:39:14Hey, Lucia

00:39:15That?

00:39:15We'll go upstairs to study, okay?

00:39:17Okay

00:39:18Are you OK?

00:39:18Yeah

00:39:19Okay, let's go up then.

00:39:21Okay

00:39:21We'll go study together, okay?

00:39:23Here

00:39:23But this issue was not yet settled.

00:39:25There it is, there it is

00:39:25Clear

00:39:26You keep giving me a hard time.

00:39:27Okay, no...

00:39:29Diego, keep an eye on the commission

00:39:29Yes, yes, that...

00:39:31Ah

00:39:36What was I going to say, brother?

00:39:40Did Fiti say anything to you?

00:39:42No

00:39:42By?

00:39:45There's the doll, work, good

00:39:46Good

00:39:47Good

00:39:47And you...

00:39:48Do you trust Fiti?

00:39:50One hundred percent

00:39:52But, Santi, what are you asking me?

00:39:54But how can I not trust Fiti?

00:39:55For God's sake

00:39:55Of course I trust Fiti

00:39:56So, let's see

00:39:57I'm not very trustworthy, and you know it.

00:39:58But from you, from Fiti

00:40:00And from Fermín

00:40:01From Fermín, because of the thing on his mind

00:40:02Well, I trust you.

00:40:02I trust him

00:40:06And don't you think he's basking in his good fortune?

00:40:10Okay, Santi

00:40:10Santi, you have fuzz

00:40:13Where?

00:40:14You're jealous.

00:40:14Go away

00:40:15No, no, I'm shitting myself

00:40:16You're jealous.

00:40:17I'm going to tell you something

00:40:18Now our friend Fiti is a hero

00:40:20Damn, well, the right thing to do is to be happy, right?

00:40:22Where?

00:40:23Where?

00:40:23Yeah

00:40:23Am I going to keep quiet?

00:40:25Because I'm going to keep quiet

00:40:26As indicated

00:40:28Leave

00:40:29Santi

00:40:31Son

00:40:32Let's see, work

00:40:33Breathe before you throw

00:40:35Otherwise, you'll get the hiccups.

00:40:36And now we have

00:40:36Take a little breath

00:40:38So, you see?

00:40:39And it went down really well.

00:40:40So

00:40:41This José Arcadio

00:40:42He gets involved with his cousin

00:40:43Amarenta, right?

00:40:45Uh, no

00:40:46Amarenta is her aunt

00:40:48What a mess, isn't it?

00:40:49This seems like a soap opera.

00:40:50Well

00:40:51Or our family

00:40:58It's Yoli

00:41:01Is something wrong?

00:41:02Uh, no

00:41:02No no

00:41:06Hey, Guille

00:41:10Look, I want you to know that

00:41:11I'm so glad we're friends

00:41:16Friends

00:41:18I mean that

00:41:19That I

00:41:20I don't know

00:41:21Which I think is very important

00:41:22Whatever happens

00:41:25Let's stay friends.

00:41:28Clear

00:41:30Come on, come on

00:41:31Okay, explain this aunt to me.

00:41:32This book is a mess, isn't it?

00:41:34I don't know where you read it.

00:41:35But let's see

00:41:36So

00:41:36Let's see

00:41:37This is

00:41:38This is

00:41:39This is below

00:41:43Okay, Guille, that's enough.

00:41:45Damn it, I don't want anything to do with you.

00:41:46But seriously, what's your deal?

00:41:48No, what am I on about?

00:41:48No, what are you on about, Guille?

00:41:49Because I know you

00:41:49That all guys are the same

00:41:51You're going there for what you're going there for.

00:41:52You know what I'm saying?

00:41:53That I was just trying to be your friend

00:41:55But I see that it can't be done

00:42:24And dominate the world of the pit

00:42:25It is important to check for oil leaks, brake fluid leaks, etc.

00:42:31Okay, so, what is the grease on the fingers,

00:42:35Let's just say it's the most tedious part of this profession.

00:42:38Sorry.

00:42:40But as I say, considering that the car is man's best friend,

00:42:46Running a workshop isn't about fostering friendship, is it?

00:42:55Well, guys, I think Fructuoso deserves a round of applause, don't you?

00:43:05Okay, and now, if anyone has any questions...

00:43:08Me, me, me.

00:43:09Okay? Chucky.

00:43:10What happened with the pregnant woman?

00:43:12Guys, please only ask questions that are relevant to the topic, okay?

00:43:16No, no, no, I'm sorry, Raúl, no.

00:43:18Come on, Elena, please, no.

00:43:19Weren't you scared when you saw me give birth right there?

00:43:21Please, what am I saying?

00:43:22It was just said...

00:43:31Look, no, one thing needs to be said,

00:43:33The story, well, in the end, has gotten a bit inflated.

00:43:37and...

00:43:40Anyway, the lady was there, she was in the tavern.

00:43:43And something had to be done because it was already happening.

00:43:45In other words, she was about to give birth.

00:43:46and there was no time to call an ambulance or anything.

00:43:49I said, this is where we need to intervene

00:43:51Because this is going to end worse than the Spain-Korea match.

00:43:52Yes, Fiti, and were you alone in the tavern?

00:43:56Santi was there too.

00:43:57Yeah.

00:43:58That was like in that episode of ER, wasn't it?

00:44:00They cut her umbilical cord with their teeth.

00:44:05Sorry, the cord got cut, I mean, it got cut, but not with my teeth, with a ham knife.

00:44:10Yes, and how did you do it, Fiti, because for that you'll have to know, I say.

00:44:13Daughter, for God's sake, Lurdita, those things happen in all the movies.

00:44:16My brother has been a film buff his whole life, everyone knows that.

00:44:18So, it's about seeing yourself, about looking at yourself, noticing...

00:44:21Yes, but my husband has done it many times, helping to give birth to piglets.

00:44:24Oh, daughter, you're going to compare bringing a pig into this world with bringing a child into it?

00:44:29Well, my Santi says I've seen one, I've seen the other.

00:44:32And he certainly knows about this, you know? I mean, about pigs and children...

00:44:36Well, well, I think we've spent enough time on this matter, haven't we?

00:44:38Come on!

00:44:39Let's hear another round of applause!

00:44:41Well then, I reiterate my well-deserved and... thanks

00:44:56Curro! Breathe! What did I tell you? Breathe, come on.

00:45:00See? Much better like this, breathing. Very good. Great.

00:45:06It was Eve.

00:45:13It's confirmed, right?

00:45:25Now, time to buy some clothes?

00:45:32Grandparents.

00:45:35We need to get used to the idea, okay?

00:45:39Well, it has its good side.

00:45:41What's on its good side?

00:45:42Well, frankly, Lucia, I don't know what good side it has, because no matter how hard I try, I can't see any.

00:45:46Well.

00:45:46Do you see any good side to it?

00:45:48Curro, what did I tell you? Damn it, breathe.

00:45:50But you don't see it.

00:45:51Diego, Diego.

00:45:51We're not focused on what we're doing.

00:45:52Diego.

00:45:53Curro, you're going completely off the rails.

00:45:55Oh, Dad.

00:45:56No, no, no.

00:45:56He's not a dad or anything, but if not, what you have to do is grab the ball, breathe before...

00:45:59Just throw it away.

00:46:00It's not complicated either.

00:46:01Come on, it's your turn.

00:46:07Come on, hurry up, we're losing money with all this class, aren't we? And in the business world, every second counts.

00:46:13Come on, girls.

00:46:14Hey, now that you mention money, let's start talking about how much we're going to make from this.

00:46:20Of course, of course. Let's talk.

00:46:22This is the revenue summary for the line. What do you think?

00:46:28Are these euros?

00:46:30And in just one day, kid.

00:46:31Uncle!

00:46:32Pee!

00:46:36Yeah.

00:46:38Hey, hi, my name is Joli.

00:46:40You see, my ex had been here...

00:46:42Hello?

00:46:42Hey, hi, good morning. My name is Boliche.

00:46:45And the truth is I messed up because I didn't want anything.

00:46:47Okay, okay, okay, well tell him. Let him know you've realized your mistake.

00:46:52Hey, do you think we can still be friends even though we used to date?

00:46:55Of course. Who says no?

00:46:57No. Men and women can't be friends.

00:47:01Okay, okay. We'll see. I don't want to be their friends either, you know?

00:47:04What I want is to get back with her, because she's been neglecting me.

00:47:07We're screwed. How should it be?

00:47:08But let's see who dumped her. You.

00:47:10Or who doesn't have to fix things? You do.

00:47:12Look, invite him to do something together. Make it clear that you can still be friends.

00:47:16For example, if he invites you for a drink, he'll do it, right?

00:47:19Well, you wait until she's confident and then you attack.

00:47:22But she doesn't want to.

00:47:24No, yes, she wants to, that's a mistake, it seems like she doesn't, but in reality she does.

00:47:28yes.

00:47:29But don't misunderstand, you already messed up once.

00:47:32Okay.

00:47:34Okay.

00:47:35Okay.

00:47:38So a man and a woman can't be friends?

00:47:41No.

00:47:42And what are you and I?

00:47:43Because we're not dating, and according to you, we're not friends either.

00:47:46So what are we? Are we nothing?

00:47:49Brilliant.

00:47:53Do you know where Curro is?

00:47:55Anywhere there isn't a basketball hoop.

00:47:57Why is he so obsessed with basketball?

00:47:59What, I've got Curro's bad smell?

00:48:01Well, excuse me, but ask him because we had a great time together.

00:48:04And I do it so we can be together.

00:48:05So you can be together, right?

00:48:06And for winning the bet with Galindo.

00:48:07Please, I don't know who's more of a child, the two of them.

00:48:09And you or him?

00:48:10Lucia, you just don't understand.

00:48:12Look, this isn't a game.

00:48:14It's much more than a game.

00:48:15It's a life lesson.

00:48:17Yes, you, no, laugh, laugh, laugh if you want, but can I explain something to you?

00:48:21You see, it starts with not instilling discipline, and the children gradually soften and do what they want.

00:48:26And then what happens, happens.

00:48:29So what happens?

00:48:31That they get pregnant at 18.

00:48:32Look, it's the most absurd theory I've ever heard in my entire life, Diego.

00:48:34Okay, let me explain properly why...

00:48:36Yes, explain it to me because now I understand even less.

00:48:38No, it has to do with the way I raise my children.

00:48:40That I'm too lenient with them, that they do whatever they want, and that's not right.

00:48:43Look, Diego, excuse me, but you're putting too much pressure on Curro.

00:48:46And he's a child.

00:48:47And do you know what he wants?

00:48:48Being with you, alone.

00:48:50Being with you.

00:48:50I'm putting pressure on Curro.

00:48:51So, you're telling me that I'm pressuring him.

00:48:52Yes, you're putting pressure on him.

00:48:52Well, yes, I agree with you.

00:48:53I'm putting pressure on Curro.

00:48:54So what happens?

00:48:54So, do you know why I do it?

00:48:55For their own good, for their own good.

00:48:56Yes, and your father can count on you, right?

00:48:58Well, let's leave Dad alone, he's doing quite well with his own problems, Dad.

00:49:05Damn, buddy.

00:49:08Son, you are very big, you are bigger than a night watchman.

00:49:10Oh, my brother.

00:49:11No, no, no.

00:49:11No, the healthiest one.

00:49:12Let's see, let's see, what kind of talent do you have?

00:49:14What's up, Chone?

00:49:15What are you saying?

00:49:15Kisses?

00:49:15What's happening?

00:49:16Well, he's going to go on TV and become a national hero.

00:49:19You don't know, tell him.

00:49:21Tell me about that TV thing, tell me.

00:49:22Yes, they called me to go on Ana Rosa's show tomorrow.

00:49:25They're going to interview him, but it's going to be a long one.

00:49:27What are you saying?

00:49:28But congratulations, Fiti, that's really good, damn it.

00:49:30It's about going there and showing the whole of Spain what the Martínez family is like.

00:49:33Well, well, we'll do what we can.

00:49:36The fiti, the fiti is awesome, there's no one like the fiti.

00:49:42Okay, okay, I'll pay for this round of yours.

00:49:44Okay, fine.

00:49:45What are you going to pay?

00:49:46No, he's inviting everyone to the house so they know how proud we are of our best customer.

00:49:49Which client?

00:49:50Which client?

00:49:51If you've never paid for a beer in your life.

00:49:52Exactly, but for God's sake.

00:49:54Hey, today you're coming out of the closet.

00:49:56So you're not coming out of the closet.

00:49:57Santi, Santi, it's foreseen.

00:49:58Wait.

00:49:59You're going to come out of the closet.

00:50:00I called the kid.

00:50:01I just told your Raul about you.

00:50:02Look, there's a creature that's bursting with joy.

00:50:04She says she's coming home and she's drooling over her father.

00:50:07Hey, Fiti, come have a drink with us.

00:50:08Come on.

00:50:09Okay, yes.

00:50:10Come on, give me a drink, Santiago.

00:50:11Come on, put the photo on.

00:50:14What do you see?

00:50:15What do you see?

00:50:16Some create the fame, and others carry the burden of desire.

00:50:35Well, let's hope this time the job doesn't go well, shall we?

00:50:39I've put on the shabbiest clothes I own.

00:50:41I hope you notice.

00:50:43She's made herself look bad so that he'll think about what's going on.

00:50:45But he actually does want to.

00:50:46This is a sign.

00:50:49She's smiling at me a lot, isn't she?

00:50:51Okay, fine, it's okay.

00:50:52We're just friends.

00:50:53You have to be natural.

00:50:54Okay, let me get this straight.

00:50:56So, in the end, the one who reads the book is José Arcadio's grandson.

00:50:58No, man, no, no.

00:50:59What is Arcadia Secas?

00:51:01You wait until she's confident and then you attack.

00:51:03Come on, I don't understand it.

00:51:05Look.

00:51:05It says here...

00:51:06See?

00:51:06It's here.

00:51:09Don't misunderstand him, you already messed up once.

00:51:14Okay, I'm touching it and it won't go away.

00:51:16Look, there it is, he's smiling at me.

00:51:18Well, this is a good sign.

00:51:19Okay, fine.

00:51:20Give it your all, you have to move forward.

00:51:21Everything's fine, kid.

00:51:22Come on, go ahead, go ahead.

00:51:26What are you on about?

00:51:28What am I going to talk about?

00:51:28You were asking me for it, Luitos.

00:51:30That?

00:51:30Let's talk, otherwise, tell me what's with all the smiles and everything.

00:51:34But look, the reason I've come here is to do you a favor.

00:51:36That?

00:51:36What have you come for?

00:51:37But you know what I'm saying?

00:51:38Do you know what you are?

00:51:39That?

00:51:39You're hot.

00:51:40Come on, one what.

00:51:40You are a...

00:51:41A what?

00:51:42Say it.

00:51:43You are one.

00:51:44That?

00:51:59Yeah.

00:52:05That?

00:52:06Look at the ash, because what I need to pick up is this.

00:52:09What are you doing?

00:52:10That I have to kill my father.

00:52:11As?

00:52:13Yes, Freud and Fermín say so.

00:52:15And if two eminent figures in the field of intelligence say so, well, then they agree with you.

00:52:19So, come on, let's go.

00:52:20What, are they going to be right?

00:52:21What, are they going to be right?

00:52:22Are you crazy?

00:52:23Are you going to kill your father?

00:52:24What is a dream, man?

00:52:25What is a symbolic thing?

00:52:26What is symbolic?

00:52:27The knife is a ham knife.

00:52:28Isn't it symbolic?

00:52:28Come on, Santi, don't resist me.

00:52:30Freud and Fermín say so.

00:52:31How does the Pope say it?

00:52:33But before you kill Father, I'll kill you.

00:52:35Still.

00:52:35Listen to me, it will be better for everyone.

00:52:37No, brother.

00:52:38Don't kill your father.

00:52:39That is not good for family harmony.

00:52:41Ana, you idiot.

00:52:41Yes, it will be better for everyone.

00:52:42Leave me alone, I killed him for a moment.

00:52:43I'll be right back.

00:52:44Nothing's wrong.

00:52:45Come on, leave me alone.

00:52:45Come on, brother.

00:52:48Santi, no, no, no, I'm not going to hurt him.

00:52:50I'm not going to hurt him.

00:52:51Leave me alone, Santi, he's already dead.

00:52:53Leave me alone, leave me alone.

00:53:14That?

00:53:15That?

00:53:16I need to top up my mobile phone credit card.

00:53:18But what date is it?

00:53:19Look, don't you realize, Guille, that you're spending your balance earlier every month?

00:53:22Please.

00:53:23Come on, man.

00:53:24Uncle.

00:53:25You have to do me a favor.

00:53:26Yeah.

00:53:26I have to be on TV in an hour.

00:53:27My car is broken down.

00:53:28Come closer, just a moment.

00:53:29Yes, no, no, I can't.

00:53:31I've arranged to do some things with work.

00:53:33It's a little strange, like they're being affectionate.

00:53:35You understand, he needs affection.

00:53:36So, well, you drive, here you go.

00:53:37No, I can't.

00:53:38He can't, he can't.

00:53:39It seems he has to do an interview by phone, and they're going to call him now.

00:53:42in the car.

00:53:42Go with the minister.

00:53:44As?

00:53:45Well, Chani.

00:53:45Not anymore.

00:53:46Oh, no way.

00:53:46I'm not good at driving, except for the one with the long train.

00:53:49Clear.

00:53:52Santi.

00:53:53Take a taxi.

00:53:55Santi, let's not start.

00:53:56It doesn't start.

00:53:56Yes, it starts, yes, it starts.

00:53:58Well, no, no, there's already a taxi.

00:54:00How are you going to get a taxi?

00:54:01No, but take a look for a moment.

00:54:02No, I eat as I please.

00:54:02Santi, turn the other cheek, because that's what Christians do too.

00:54:05Delelo.

00:54:06Turn the other cheek, it's him.

00:54:07Santi, Santi, Santi.

00:54:09You're asking for it, Santi.

00:54:13Come on, but hurry up, I don't have time for the morning.

00:54:15I'm going too.

00:54:16Don't you have any class?

00:54:17No, I don't have class.

00:54:19Santi.

00:54:21I least wanted him to come.

00:54:22Well, tomorrow, I hope you don't arrive.

00:54:24Go up, throw so you don't reach.

00:54:26Clear.

00:54:27Is there no other option?

00:54:29I am interested in doing collaborations.

00:54:33Let me tell you, I own a car repair shop.

00:54:35And that's mostly what I've been doing.

00:54:38But how?

00:54:39Is that what they pay per program?

00:54:43And this?

00:54:44What's so funny to you if you can see what's behind you?

00:54:47It's for parking.

00:54:49Okay.

00:54:50Very good.

00:54:51In other words, we've run out of time.

00:54:53The things that happen live.

00:54:55Thank you.

00:54:57Thank you to you and all the listeners, okay?

00:55:00And congratulations on the program.

00:55:02Okay, see you later.

00:55:03They're getting better at speaking all the time.

00:55:05Yes, and he lies even more.

00:55:06Okay, Lurditas.

00:55:07Let's clarify one thing.

00:55:09Hey?

00:55:09Lying is one thing, but not telling the exact truth is another.

00:55:11Don't get technical, we both know you're a fraud.

00:55:15Come on, let's see who helped that woman when you fainted, huh?

00:55:19My Santi.

00:55:20Look, Leonica, the first thing is that it was just a minor dizziness.

00:55:23And the second thing is that it's a bit late to be crowing now.

00:55:27Do you know?

00:55:29What do I know?

00:55:30What do I know?

00:55:30I don't know anything.

00:55:31Can't you see?

00:55:31Santi, in the end the truth always comes to light.

00:55:33Hey, what ever happened to the saying, "your right hand doesn't know what your left hand is doing"?

00:55:37of turning the other cheek?

00:55:38Hey?

00:55:38What ever happened to that?

00:55:38Come on, Choni, don't talk, don't talk, don't talk about what you don't understand and leave the gospel alone.

00:55:42Oh, the thing is, you were just eager to come on TV.

00:55:45Apeles, you're an Apeles.

00:55:46Oh, what she told me.

00:55:47And you, Matamoros, or whatever that stretch is called, huh?

00:55:49Watch TV!

00:55:50I'm only going to ask you one more time.

00:55:53Are you going to leave the seas or not?

00:55:56Santi.

00:55:59Santi, I can't anymore, don't you realize?

00:56:01Fuck.

00:56:01Yes, yes, don't continue and I know perfectly well what's wrong with you.

00:56:04It's a real mess.

00:56:05I communicate better with my friends, you know?

00:56:08Africa, aunt, we're friends.

00:56:09No, according to Dr. Amor, two ex-boyfriends cannot be friends.

00:56:12Africa, aunt, our situation is different.

00:56:14Is it different? And why is it different? Okay, explain it to me.

00:56:16Damn, well...

00:56:17Why is it different, Africa?

00:56:22Yes, of course.

00:56:25Tell me, I mean, talk to Dr. Amor.

00:56:28Raúl? Doctor Love?

00:56:30Dr. Illusion, tell me your problem.

00:56:32Are you Africa?

00:56:33Dr. Illusion?

00:56:34Fuck.

00:56:35Fuck.

00:56:40And don't tell me you did too.

00:56:43What about me too?

00:56:44Me, nothing, nothing.

00:56:46Raul? Is that you, Dr. Love?

00:56:48So, what about you? Let's see.

00:56:50Africa, Dr. Illusion.

00:56:52They'll be cap...

00:56:54Well, we will be, because you can't really trust these guys...

00:56:58Look, you see, as if they hadn't had enough of their own.

00:57:09Come on.

00:57:10Let's see with...

00:57:12Come on.

00:57:15Come on.

00:57:16Eight breathing.

00:57:17Four, two.

00:57:21Be sure now, please, uh, please, uh, it was very difficult, uh, you were left hanging, you son of a bitch,

00:57:34uh, that's it, uh, that's it, come on cheer up, ah, damn, no, no, almost, happy,

00:57:45Things are so-so, so-so, yes, so-so, no, you take care of things,

00:57:48Let's see, let's see now, oh, now we're talking!

00:58:04One by one, one by one, let's go son, always, we've won with these, let's go, let's go, come on, let's go.

00:58:13Come here to life! Come here to life! Come here to life!

00:58:16But what have you done? I already had it! Do you know what you are? You're useless.

00:58:20Stay out of it!

00:58:21You'll find out. And tonight? And tonight, no peace?

00:58:24Yeah.

00:58:26Yes, Marco, we won.

00:58:28Yes, I know.

00:58:29But if I fail...

00:58:34Are you going to keep playing, buddy?

00:58:36Look, son, I will always love you.

00:58:39And that's why I'll always want to play with you.

00:58:40I couldn't care less whether you miss or score.

00:58:43Whether you win or lose. Whether you fail math.

00:58:46Well, look, I don't even care if you become an Atleti fan.

00:58:50Okay, so what? Are you going to shoot or not?

00:58:54No. We're not throwing anything away. We're going to get some ice cream.

00:58:59Come on!

00:59:01Hey, mountain folk. If you give up, we've won.

00:59:04We couldn't care less, Galindo.

00:59:06Okay, let's go!

00:59:07Hey, the ball's ours.

00:59:10Pass it on.

00:59:15Great! Great!

00:59:17Very good! Very good, very good, very good, very good!

00:59:20Do you want to come to my house tomorrow to play?

00:59:21Okay.

00:59:23See you later!

00:59:28Where is the hero?

00:59:29Here it is.

00:59:30Who is the hero?

00:59:33Frutuoso Martínez.

00:59:34Me, me, me, present.

00:59:35Come on, fruity one!

00:59:41Come this way.

00:59:43Wait here a moment, please.

00:59:45God.

00:59:53Santi.

00:59:54Understand me, damn it, I can't do it, fuck it.

00:59:56Strip.

00:59:57I won't hurt myself, the partridge.

00:59:58Santi.

00:59:59Pussy.

01:00:00You're my best friend and I'd do anything for you.

01:00:02But I can't do that, can I?

01:00:08Kid, what?

01:00:10What's happening?

01:00:10Yeah?

01:00:10Are we here yet?

01:00:12Yeah.

01:00:13Yes, they're going to call us soon.

01:00:14It seems it's our turn now.

01:00:16Oh ok.

01:00:18No, it's not that big of a deal, man.

01:00:20Already.

01:00:21Okay, okay.

01:00:24That you're proud of me.

01:00:25Very good, son.

01:00:25Very good, because it is very important that a son is proud of his father at some point.

01:00:32Okay.

01:00:33I haven't been up to par lately.

01:00:36Understand that...

01:00:38Me too, son.

01:00:39Me too.

01:00:40That?

01:00:41What's that?

01:00:42I love you too.

01:00:46Okay.

01:00:46See you later.

01:00:55Fruitful?

01:00:55Shall we go in?

01:00:56Yeah.

01:00:57Very good.

01:00:58Santi.

01:00:58Look, look.

01:01:00Will you come with me, please?

01:01:01Here.

01:01:04Stand here, I'm going to take your picture.

01:01:07Stand there.

01:01:08There, there.

01:01:09Ma'am, please come this way.

01:01:10Yes honey.

01:01:11Come on.

01:01:12Come on.

01:01:13Come on.

01:01:18Hey, hey, what's up?

01:01:19Pay that up, man.

01:01:20But hey, we're losing money.

01:01:22Every unanswered call is money lost.

01:01:25Guys, washing machines aren't free, you know?

01:01:27My dad's about to go on TV, kid.

01:01:28A hero for all of Spain, which is the greatest thing ever, man.

01:01:31My father.

01:01:33Sometimes there are news stories that bring you closer to the better side of people, that truly reconcile you with them.

01:01:39humankind.

01:01:40One of them appeared in the press these days.

01:01:42A mechanic assisted in a delicate childbirth.

01:01:45Okay, has it been released yet?

01:01:46More than 5 kilos.

01:01:48And it happened in a tavern in the Santa Justa neighborhood.

01:01:52Today, we are also joined by its protagonist, Fructuoso Martínez.

01:01:56Fructuoso, how are you?

01:01:57Here we are.

01:01:58Well, Fructuoso.

01:01:59You can call me Fiti if you want.

01:02:01Well, Fiti.

01:02:02They call you Fiti.

01:02:03Okay, tell me, Fiti.

01:02:05This woman goes into labor, she's having pains, how do you react?

01:02:09What are you doing?

01:02:09Well, then...

01:02:10Let him tell it.

01:02:11You'd think my brother had no experience.

01:02:14And, well, the important thing is to take it out carefully.

01:02:18In other words, because if you take it out all at once, the issue becomes more complicated.

01:02:21Yes, but did you have experience in...?

01:02:24Not in childbirth.

01:02:25I imagine there will be many people, some you haven't seen in ages, who have

01:02:32called.

01:02:32Yes, a lot.

01:02:33Come on, they've even called me the...

01:02:36Even my high school girlfriends have called me.

01:02:39This is the same.

01:02:40Santi, let's go.

01:02:41Let's go!

01:02:43Let's see.

01:02:44Look, that's going to end.

01:02:45You're silent.

01:02:46Clearly, I'm not used to coming to these places.

01:02:48Well, I suppose your friends from the neighborhood, all those people you have beers with at the pub, who have to

01:02:54We're so proud of you, aren't we?

01:02:55Friends, you say.

01:02:57Friends...

01:03:00Anyway, friends...

01:03:02Come on, Fiti, I want to ask you if you've become a real hero of the neighborhood.

01:03:07Let me explain something to you, Ana Rosa. Those who really know what happened have reasons to...

01:03:13feel very proud of me, because they don't have any.

01:03:16Man, I think you're acting a little too humble, don't you?

01:03:19The thing is...

01:03:22Ana Rosa, it wasn't me.

01:03:25What do you mean you weren't there? I don't understand.

01:03:27No, I mean... I mean, I got dizzy during my son's birth, so I'm not going to get dizzy with...

01:03:31a stranger.

01:03:33Okay, let me see, explain it to me.

01:03:34Let me explain for a moment. Don't move.

01:03:36No, no, I'm not moving, but neither are you, we're live.

01:03:40Santi, come here. Come here for a moment. Come here for a moment.

01:03:42And it gets clearer and clearer and that's it. Come on.

01:03:45But what's going on?

01:03:45Grab the mic. Come on.

01:03:48Sit down. Let's see.

01:03:50Nice to meet you. What's your name?

01:03:52No, no, I have a microphone. You.

01:03:55Santiago Serrano.

01:03:56Well, Santiago, welcome.

01:03:58What did he bring in the car?

01:04:00In other words, I didn't want to lie, but when I saw my son so excited,

01:04:04He was proud of his father, just like in life, because I didn't want to disappoint him.

01:04:11Son, that's mine.

01:04:12Okay, yes, that's his camera, yes. Tell him.

01:04:15Son, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

01:04:18It was my fault, it was my fault. I was the one who, well, I forced him to lie.

01:04:25Because, like me, they are very fond of oniments, of oniments.

01:04:30To the onymato, you mean, right? Yes.

01:04:32Santi, thank you very much.

01:04:34Santi, really.

01:04:36Juni, Juni, I don't know what's happened to me.

01:04:40It came from the place I carry within me.

01:04:43Will you forgive me?

01:04:44Of course, Bonica. And please forgive me too.

01:04:47I didn't take it out, but it came with me as standard.

01:04:49It's an exciting moment that you won't explain, because I haven't understood much yet.

01:04:53But wait a minute, that's why I think we have a call.

01:04:55Yes, hello, good morning.

01:04:57Dad! Dad! Hey!

01:04:59It's me, son.

01:05:00Hi, Dad!

01:05:01Don't worry, we're on television. They can see you and they can hear you.

01:05:04He doesn't see it, but he is watching you and listening to you.

01:05:06Tell me whatever you want.

01:05:08Son, I'm sorry.

01:05:11Well, I already know why I did it, but I know I've disappointed you and that I am

01:05:14a fraud.

01:05:15I know.

01:05:16Why are you going to disappoint me, Dad?

01:05:18Man, I love you, Dad.

01:05:21I love you, even though you haven't given birth to a 5-kilo baby or anything.

01:05:25Raul, listen, listen, Raul.

01:05:26Tell me, tell me, Santi, tell me. I hear you, I have.

01:05:28Your father's no fraud, huh?

01:05:31If you're not proud of him, I'll hit you over the head with a club, you hear?

01:05:35But I already know that, Santi, I already know it.

01:05:37Besides, I don't care if she faints from the blood.

01:05:39That's not just for lilacs, and it happens to a lot of people.

01:05:42Okay, let's see.

01:05:43And besides, Fiti, do you really faint at the sight of blood?

01:05:47Ugh, that's bad!

01:05:48You don't know.

01:05:48The other day I was there cutting ham and I got a little cut, you know?

01:05:52Because it was just a little cut...

01:05:53Okay, son, okay, okay, okay.

01:05:55The little things about intimacy at home.

01:05:57Let's move on to a better call, Ana Rosa.

01:06:00Okay, okay, come on, Dad.

01:06:01A kiss, Ana Rosa, okay?

01:06:11Look, Curro, I don't know why they don't make ice cream like the classic kind these days.

01:06:15In other words, the flavor of vanilla, because it is vanilla.

01:06:17The chocolate one, the chocolate.

01:06:18Now they make them with yogurts with I don't know what or with some fruits from I don't know what forest.

01:06:21Therefore, they take him out of a forest.

01:06:22Like this one, for example.

01:06:24What kind of chocolate is this?

01:06:25With the trachatela.

01:06:26Our what?

01:06:27With the trachatela.

01:06:28Is there anything tasty?

01:06:29Yes, it's delicious, yes.

01:06:32Hey, Dad, can I ask you a question?

01:06:34Yes, fuck, wait, whatever you want.

01:06:37Are you still going to take the two with me when the new baby arrives?

01:06:41Well, of course.

01:06:42How will he take...

01:06:45What do you mean, when the new baby arrives?

01:06:47You know it, don't you?

01:06:51Well, now that you know, Curro, what do you think?

01:06:57Okay, but I don't want you to leave me out.

01:07:00Like Grandpa did when he got a craving for the pig.

01:07:03What, what?

01:07:04Santi told me that.

01:07:05What, you pig?

01:07:06Did Santi tell you the story of Faust?

01:07:07But seriously, I'll kill him one day.

01:07:09One thing, Curro, never listen to your uncle Santi.

01:07:12Do you understand?

01:07:13Never.

01:07:15And speaking of guys, what do you think about being a guy?

01:07:19Dude, he was going to be my brother.

01:07:21No.

01:07:22No, son, no.

01:07:23No, you see, you're just getting confused.

01:07:24Since our family is a little unusual, on the one hand...

01:07:27Well, it doesn't matter, how strange, I mean, you got confused because of that.

01:07:28No, let's see, Marcos Lleva's son is going to be your nephew.

01:07:30Well, in any case you can call him your step-nephew, you understand?

01:07:33But come on, a nephew plus a step-nephew is always...

01:07:35It's like the penalty and goals thing, in the end he's a nephew, you know?

01:07:38But is it going to be by Marcos Lleva?

01:07:39I thought it was going to be Lucia and yours.

01:07:41If I thought it was going to be Lucia's...

01:07:44So, how are you doing, son?

01:07:46Now I understand, now I understand.

01:07:50Listen to me, look, you are the only child I've had who turned out well.

01:07:54I tell you this with complete confidence.

01:07:55And listen to what I'm about to tell you.

01:07:58Even if 100 new children came, I would always be there to take them with you.

01:08:02Being as disgusting as this chocolate one...

01:08:04What did you say it was chocolate with?

01:08:06Chat with this one.

01:08:07That's it.

01:08:08Even if it was chocolate with this stuff, I'd still have chocolate.

01:08:11This is what I've given you.

01:08:15Health.

01:08:21And how long are you staying in Toulouse in the end?

01:08:24Until Eva gets over her mommy issues.

01:08:26Well, we have it, of course.

01:08:27Look.

01:08:28Hey, what's up?

01:08:29Do I not need myself or not?

01:08:31So, what?

01:08:32It's going to be a couple of weeks.

01:08:34You will endure it.

01:08:35Huh?

01:08:36Yes, well, do what you can, okay?

01:08:39Grandmother.

01:08:41Grandmother.

01:08:43I'll kill them.

01:08:44I'll kill them, I really will.

01:08:46Can't you believe it?

01:08:48Well, then...

01:08:49No no.

01:08:50Look, I can't believe it.

01:08:53Because you're still not good enough with cheese.

01:08:56Really?

01:08:57Uh-huh.

01:09:05Last night?

01:09:06That?

01:09:06I found a gray hair around here.

01:09:08Where?

01:09:08What gray hair?

01:09:08And I think it was the scare I got from the whole "grandmother" thing.

01:09:11What do you mean by gray hair?

01:09:11I really promise you.

01:09:12Look at it this way.

01:09:13You don't have any gray hairs, do you?

01:09:14Yes, man, it's the beginning of the end.

01:09:15Look at it.

01:09:16But what gray hair?

01:09:17What's the big deal?

01:09:18No?

01:09:22Uh, sorry.

01:09:23No, no, come in, come in, son.

01:09:24Come in, come in, come in.

01:09:25Come here, I wanted to tell you something.

01:09:26Come here for a moment, you'll see.

01:09:27Look, do me a favor.

01:09:29Find everyone and gather them downstairs in the living room.

01:09:32Meeting, meeting?

01:09:34Meeting, meeting, son.

01:09:35Meeting, meeting.

01:09:37Family meeting in the living room!

01:09:42Hey, by the way.

01:09:43How are you going to do in the match?

01:09:45Ah, great.

01:09:46Yeah?

01:09:47Good.

01:09:47We've lost.

01:09:50I'm sorry.

01:09:51No, no, I was serious.

01:09:53Great.

01:09:56Hello.

01:09:57Hello.

01:10:00Yeah.

01:10:01Well, we already know we have no excuse.

01:10:07We thought we could help you.

01:10:09Well, look who's talking, the experts.

01:10:12How has it gone for them too?

01:10:13Clear.

01:10:14Yes, yes, you're absolutely right.

01:10:16We have enough to deal with as it is, huh?

01:10:19But, I don't know, we did it with the best intentions and with all the love in the world, really.

01:10:24And we are very sorry.

01:10:26Already.

01:10:27Okay, so what about all the money we've spent?

01:10:28I say this because we've run out of credit on our mobile phones.

01:10:30Well, that's like the Santa Rita thing, isn't it?

01:10:33But, Raúl, what's your deal?

01:10:38Well, here you go.

01:10:39I'm going with rounds.

01:10:42Okay.

01:10:43Tete.

01:10:45Tete.

01:10:48Aside from the blunder, I'd like you to keep telling me about your things, okay?

01:10:53Eva asked me to keep an eye on you.

01:10:57Okay, fine.

01:10:58But come on, you should dedicate yourself to something else nice because this isn't your thing, okay?

01:11:01No, yes, no, yes, it's fine.

01:11:02Gillette T, family reunion.

01:11:04Look, we dodged a bullet this time.

01:11:07Goodbye, Dr. Heartbreak.

01:11:09See you later.

01:11:13Would you like to sit down, please?

01:11:15We called you for a reason, didn't we?

01:11:16Yeah.

01:11:16Hey, we wanted to, we wanted to, please, we wanted to tell you something.

01:11:20Look, we have something to tell you.

01:11:23The thing is, let's see how I explain it.

01:11:25Well, yes, I mean, Eva and Marcos...

01:11:28What have they broken all this time or what?

01:11:29Hello.

01:11:29No, no, no.

01:11:32Okay, so Eva and Marcos are going...

01:11:36Dude, it's expensive.

01:11:37It's hard, wait, it's bad for me, let the little worker tell it.

01:11:41Wait, he's heard bells.

01:11:43Tell it, you little worker, come on, yes, you know it, come on.

01:11:47Well...

01:11:47Well, I'm going to be an uncle.

01:11:49Well, we're going to be uncles.

01:11:51Not you, Carmen, you're going to be...

01:11:53Another thing.

01:11:55I don't know.

01:11:56Yeah.

01:11:57That?

01:11:57Okay, so what?

01:11:58What does it look like?

01:11:59That?

01:12:00A penalty, but a penalty, but...

01:12:01What penalty, what penalty?

01:12:02What penalty, man?

01:12:03That's a premeditated act by a child.

01:12:04It's not a penalty, man.

01:12:05Let's not start with the penalties.

01:12:06But, but, but, how is she? Is she vomiting?

01:12:08Yes, please, I'm going to be an uncle outside.

01:12:10And me, dude?

01:12:12Marcos and Eva were so young.

01:12:14Well, my head's spinning, huh?

01:12:16But there's something else in the head, isn't there?

01:12:17Hey, I said I heard you, I don't want anything else.

01:12:19No, no, ma'am, that's not how the story goes, is it?

01:12:21Because, I mean, since we're a modern family, if there's love, and in this case there is,

01:12:26Well, that's it, things are just accepted calmly.

01:12:27Besides, that's what we're here for, and we'll all be there lending a hand.

01:12:32That's another thing I wanted to tell you.

01:12:34Yes, I'm going to spend a few days with them.

01:12:36But the girl is fine, right?

01:12:37It's great, because she's got mommy issues.

01:12:39But what a pain, Mom.

01:12:42You're going to be a grandpa, kid, grandpa.

01:12:44Yes, technically I'm going to be a grandfather, yes, but be careful.

01:12:47I'm not going to be a normal grandfather, I'm going to be a great grandfather, you understand?

01:12:49My son, I'm going to be the grandparents' intern.

01:12:51Grandfather!

01:12:53Will I fall for it, Mom?

01:12:54Are you going to be a grandmother too?

01:12:55Look, that makes me laugh less, mark my words.

01:12:57Let's just say I'm the mother of the mother.

01:12:59Oh, look, huh? He wouldn't be so considerate with me.

01:13:02Okay, let's see, come on, a toast, I'm about to close.

01:13:04A toast, come on.

01:13:06Count, muenta, muenta, muenta, muenta!

01:13:09How am I going to feel?

01:13:12"One more mountain dweller in the family," he says.

01:13:15The lineage extends.

01:13:17Perhaps not through the branch it should, but it is spreading.

01:13:20Don't worry, lover.

01:13:21Santi, your turn will come, don't worry.

01:13:23Hey, there's something I wanted to tell you, right?

01:13:26So, what are you telling the kid about my father abandoning me when that pig Fausto was born?

01:13:31That, frankly, is a lie.

01:13:32How can you lie?

01:13:33It's a lie.

01:13:33Look, it hurt you.

01:13:34Don't you remember the tears and snot you used to spit up?

01:13:37No, because yes, it's a lie.

01:13:38And do you remember how cute the little pig was?

01:13:40The little pig was cute, but it hurt me.

01:13:41How is that?

01:13:46Yes, blessed nausea.

01:13:47I would do anything to have them.

01:13:49And Lucía, that silly girl, tells me,

01:13:51Be careful, he's single, see what you're going to do.

01:13:53And she knows perfectly well that I am incapable of looking at any other woman but her.

01:13:5736.8.

01:13:58The perfect temperature for conception.

01:14:00I'm not getting married, damn it, one snack after another.

01:14:02And she gave him a look of pure bliss.

01:14:04I'd like them too, damn it.

01:14:05That's not right, brother.

01:14:07Because it's one thing to have a magnet for women

01:14:09and others are left mercilessly de-pouring you.

01:14:11That we don't like each other anymore.

01:14:13Well, but they give us more affection.

01:14:15They call it affection now, don't they?

01:14:16Which?

01:14:17You're not trying to say something and I don't get it.

01:14:20You're going to get multiple injuries.

01:14:22For being a pig, a swine, and disgusting.

01:14:24Piti, would you mind taking your hands off my ass?

01:14:27From the ass?

01:14:27Ah, yes, yes.

01:14:28That they think you have low hips.

01:14:30That's what a lively and passionate relationship is all about.

01:14:31Good sex, good fights, damn it.

01:14:33That's always been the case.

01:14:34Crazy.

01:14:35Don't call me crazy!

01:14:37They are anguishes!

01:14:39They are anguishes!

01:14:40For the idiot, right?

01:14:41Better than looking at the breast like that.

01:14:43What are you saying? Now you won't shut up?

01:14:45Was there a launch?

01:14:46National uprising, Fiti.

01:14:47Nacional was launched.

01:14:50Diego, damn, this chick has got you.

01:14:52Damn, I saw it with my own eyes.

01:14:53And when a girl looks at you like that, stay just to mess around.

01:14:56We just don't enjoy it anymore.

01:14:57A couple who are not enjoying themselves.

01:14:59It's unbelievable, damn it.

01:15:00Yesterday we were so angry we wanted to kill each other

01:15:02And here we are today, kicking each other's asses like in the old days.

01:15:05What's the solution to this?

01:15:07My Lourita has gotten all worked up over the thermometer

01:15:08and that's where he doesn't know.

01:15:10Diego, forget that I'm your teacher

01:15:11and unbutton your pants.

01:15:13Ah, ah, ah, ah!

01:15:14Damn, he bit my finger, fatty!

01:15:16Tere, oh, oh, oh, oh!

01:15:22Yes, you do it too.

01:15:24The fact that?

01:15:25Look at Villa.

01:15:30Let's go!

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