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01:35The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
01:42I think I can.
01:44No, I can't.
01:45No, I can't.
01:47There he goes!
01:52We've got him cornered now.
01:53Let's take him!
02:04Okay, everyone.
02:06Be very quiet.
02:07What did you say, Egon?
02:12Oops.
02:13Phew!
02:15Man, this stuff smells worse than Peter's closet.
02:19What is this place?
02:20Looks like a chemical research and development center.
02:23Over there!
02:26Yoink!
02:27Whoa!
02:28Hiro!
02:40Playing games, eh?
02:42Well, take this.
02:44Peter!
02:45No, wait!
02:49Yes!
02:52It's too late!
02:53I think you just made a major boo-boo, Peter.
02:58You and your technical jargon.
03:04Whoa!
03:07Whoa!
03:09Yes!
03:18Not so fast, tall, round, and ugly.
03:20Huh?
03:22Okay.
03:23Let's take it on home.
03:25Fire!
03:31Hit him!
03:40Egon, didn't you say this was a class three apparition?
03:43Correct.
03:44Why?
03:46Well, the instrumentation on the ghost trap indicates a class two.
03:49Hmm.
03:50The PKE meter confirms that.
03:53How could a ghost go from a strong class three to a weak class two?
03:57He got absent ghosting?
03:59Heads up.
03:59We've got company.
04:01Funny.
04:02They don't look like they're coming out to congratulate us.
04:05You fools!
04:06I'd say that confirms it, wouldn't you?
04:09That building contained thousands of dollars of experimental chemicals.
04:13We were told we could go anywhere we had to to get that thing.
04:17Yeah?
04:17And what idiot gave you that permission?
04:22Harcourt Alabaster III.
04:23You may have heard of him.
04:24He owns this place.
04:27The boss?
04:29Good work, men.
04:30Uh, we'll take it from here.
04:35You enjoy doing that, don't you?
04:38The most fun you could have without breaking the law.
04:42Really, Peter.
04:43I should think such trivial pleasures would be beneath you.
04:46Besides, it was my turn.
04:49Next time, I promise.
04:51Now let's get home and try to get this gunk off.
04:54Jeez, this stuff is worse than Slimer.
05:01Come on, guys, it can't be that bad.
05:04I mean, you all just took showers.
05:06You should feel refreshed, relaxed.
05:10Janine, do you know what it took to get that stuff off?
05:13I lost at least three layers of skin.
05:16Four here meant I hurt in places I didn't even know I had.
05:19The atmosphere is composed of billions and billions of tiny molecules.
05:24And right now, I can feel every single one of them.
05:28I don't ever want to be touched by anyone ever again.
05:37Do it and die all over again, Slimer. Am I clear?
05:45I feel awful.
05:49I think I know why.
05:51I think we've got trouble.
06:13It's all right, Slimer.
06:19Oh, isn't it?
06:31Guy's back yet, Slimer?
06:33I got some munchies for lunch.
06:35Interested?
06:41You're not hungry?
06:42You?
06:43Did Dr. Venkman threaten to stick you in a fourth dimensional gate again?
06:48Uh-uh.
06:49No, no, no.
06:50Oh, man, look.
06:53Oh.
06:54Yes.
06:59Okay, guys.
07:00Ciao.
07:03Hi.
07:04Hi.
07:05Hi.
07:06Hi.
07:06Hi.
07:08Don't we usually wait till after we've eaten to scream, Janine?
07:13Yeah.
07:14What do you think of our new look?
07:16I mean, are we taking a fashion risk or what?
07:19What?
07:19What happened?
07:20I thought you guys got rid of all that stuff.
07:23So did we.
07:24Then this grew in.
07:26It seems a little different from the original substance, though.
07:30Yeah, it's a lot more gross.
07:32Man, I thought skin problems like this ended with high school.
07:34This stuff even comes through our clothes.
07:38We called the chemical place to see what covered us.
07:41But when the place blew up, everything got mixed together.
07:44They're not sure what hit us.
07:51Not to panic, guys, but I think we'd better see a professional about this.
07:57Yes, yes.
07:58Everything will be just fine.
08:00Now call.
08:09Cough.
08:10Cough.
08:11Cough.
08:11You're sure this is nothing serious?
08:14Absolutely certain, Dr. Spengler.
08:18If I thought this were anything truly dangerous, I'm sure you could tell, right?
08:25We're in big trouble.
08:27At least our insurance is paid up.
08:36Peter?
08:37Peter, don't do this to me.
08:39Don't tell me we didn't pay our insurance.
08:43Actually, Ray, I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
08:53I'm sorry, Slimer.
08:55The doctor said you can't come in here.
08:57You aren't sterile.
08:59We could always boil them.
09:02Hey, no attention, Slimer.
09:04A waste is a terrible thing to mine.
09:10How are they treating you, Egon?
09:12Like a two-headed calf.
09:14Now I know how Slimer feels.
09:16I just wish they'd let me bring some of my equipment in.
09:18Well, it's against hospital policy, but I sneaked you in a few things.
09:23Janine!
09:24I knew I could trust you.
09:26You brought the spectrometer, right?
09:27The ectodiffusitron?
09:29The plasmometer?
09:31Better.
09:32Chicken soup with mushrooms.
09:35Your favorite.
09:38Thanks, Janine.
09:39You're a real comfort.
09:55Here you go, Winston.
09:58Melville, Dickens, and Alan Parsons as you requested.
10:04Hey, thanks.
10:06Anything for me, Janine?
10:09Yes, Dr. Venkman.
10:11I'm going to let you live.
10:13Only because I know you're not going to enjoy it.
10:18Kiss me, you fool.
10:24Ray, what is it?
10:25What's wrong?
10:26I'll show you.
10:27But, well, you better brace yourselves.
10:34I think things just got worse and a whole lot weirder.
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10:53The real Ghostbusters.
10:56Hmm.
10:57Yes.
10:58Very interesting.
11:00Very interesting indeed.
11:04Yeah?
11:05But do you have any idea what it is?
11:07Hmm?
11:08Oh, certainly.
11:10Of course I know what it is.
11:12It's an eye.
11:13Anyone can see that.
11:32Is it me?
11:33Or does anyone else here think the good doctor is completely out of his element here?
11:38So we're all in agreement.
11:39Which means the eyes have it.
11:42Sorry.
11:45Well, doctor, can you cure them?
11:47Certainly, certainly.
11:49Though it may take time.
11:51Perhaps five, six years.
11:54Years?
11:55Oh, yes.
11:56Definitely.
11:57And then there's the papers, conventions of the American Medical Association, books, all the rest.
12:02Just keep that thing away from them.
12:06He'll contaminate the findings.
12:08Besides, he's gross.
12:11Meanwhile, more tests.
12:12More tests and more tests and more tests.
12:15Hmm.
12:27Fill this, please.
12:31I warn you.
12:33I know karate.
12:36All right.
12:38Just a few more needles to go.
12:40Doc, you've punctured us ten times already in the last five minutes.
12:43Yes.
12:44But after all, I'm the doctor here.
12:46So there's not much you can do about it, is there?
12:50Whoa!
12:50Whoa!
12:57There it be, Captain Ahab.
12:59Get it.
13:01Aye!
13:02Great white, five points off the starboard bow, sir!
13:06Stand aside, men.
13:07This one's all mine.
13:16Dodge!
13:20Let's go!
13:21Hey!
13:21Yeah!
13:22Ow!
13:22Watch it!
13:23Ow!
13:23Hey!
13:29All right.
13:30Are you all right?
13:31I think so, Mom.
13:33Guess I'll go melt the cows now.
13:36Miss Melnitz!
13:38I told you to keep that, that ghost away from my patience.
13:41Hey!
13:42Look at this little one up.
13:48Hey!
13:50Wait a minute!
13:51How did it do that?
13:53Huh?
13:56Perhaps...
13:56Perhaps next time, Miss Melnitz, you'll listen to me.
14:07I gotta tell you guys, this is really gross.
14:10I mean, even the doctors won't come near us.
14:14Excuse me, but, uh, shouldn't you be in bed away from everyone else?
14:19Sorry.
14:20We think better when we reel.
14:24Ah!
14:26See?
14:27You just have to know how to talk to them.
14:30Reports on the Ghostbusters are being kept confidential by the hospital.
14:33But unofficial sources indicate the strange melody may be incurable.
14:40Oh, too bad.
14:42They're about to get to the sports.
14:44Well, it could be worse.
14:46How?
14:48Could be hay fever season.
14:54Well, I'm not giving up.
14:55There's gotta be some solution.
14:57Didn't the chemical plant tell you anything?
15:00Only that the chemical that exploded was experimental,
15:03designed to absorb a wide spectrum of energies.
15:05So when the ghost went through it,
15:07the substance absorbed its ectoplasmic properties.
15:10Then our proton blast gave it the spark it needed to come to life.
15:14So we could zap it.
15:16If only we could get the stuff off us.
15:19Of course, that's the hard part.
15:21Hmm.
15:22Yeah, this stuff just won't come off.
15:25Hey, what the...
15:26Cut that out!
15:27Stop it!
15:28Hmm, strange.
15:29Something seems to have excited the substance.
15:34Forget strange.
15:35The stuff's going wild.
15:37Hey!
15:38It's coming up my neck.
15:40Stop it!
15:41If it covers our mouths, we're finished.
15:44I'll get the doctor!
15:45No, wait.
15:46Look.
15:47The substance seems fixed on Slimer.
15:50Just like before.
15:51When it pulled off and took a swipe at Slimer.
15:54I'll get rid of him.
15:56Don't worry.
15:57Dr. Gold was right.
15:58We should keep him away.
16:00No, Janine.
16:01Let Slimer in the hall.
16:03What?
16:04Peter's right, I hope.
16:06If we're wrong, we're doomed anyway.
16:10Do it, Janine!
16:14Okay.
16:15Quick.
16:15Grab something to hold on to.
16:16Now, Janine.
16:19Go on, Slimer.
16:20Go to them.
16:21Hurry!
16:34No, Slimer!
16:35No Slimer, stay!
16:37Please!
16:39Yay!
16:42That's it! It's pulling off! Going after Sliver!
16:45Hold on!
16:47Must need the ecto energy to stay alive.
16:51What's it bad?
16:58But what's it want him for? What'll it do with him once it has him?
17:02What else? It'll try to eat him.
17:06Ah!
17:08Me?
17:09Oh, yeah, no!
17:12No!
17:26Run, Slimer!
17:29Run!
17:36Ah!
17:41Ah!
17:42Ah!
17:43Ah!
17:45Ah!
17:46So far, they're responding well to my treatments. As long as they keep that crummy ghost away, they'll be fine.
17:51Ah!
17:52Ah!
17:54Ah!
17:56Ah!
17:57Ah!
18:00This used to be such a nice, quiet hospital. Then they started letting all these sick people inside.
18:07What are you doing? You're too weak to stand.
18:10I have to go after that thing.
18:14Right. Before it hurts any patients.
18:19Besides, it'll eat Slimer if we don't.
18:22Well, we don't actually have to hurry.
18:27Ah!
18:29Ah!
18:30Ah!
18:32Ah!
18:34Ah!
18:34Ah!
18:35Ah!
18:35Ah!
18:36Are you guys sure you know what you're doing?
18:38Why start now?
18:39Without a flu.
18:46Let's go!
18:47Heat them up!
18:49Mark the王!
18:50Let's kick some gunt!
18:54This is not...
18:55Oh!
19:01It's sad a weird!
19:09Slimeer, heads up!
19:11Okay, just close your little beady eyes and trust us.
19:15Okay, people.
19:16Ready?
19:17Aim.
19:19Go!
19:26Okay, Gunn, now what?
19:27We can't trap it since it's not a ghost.
19:30The particle beams don't affect it because it must have absorbed some of the proton energy.
19:34So there's only one chance.
19:39Overload it and hope for the best.
19:42Fire!
19:49It's absorbing the beams.
19:51Just keep firing!
20:05Somebody ought to tell that thing you can't smoke in hospitals.
20:13Watch it!
20:16Hit the door!
20:24The heck with waiting.
20:26Come on, Slimeer!
20:41Ah, yuck!
20:44I'm hip.
20:48Well, gentlemen, it's been a week and no sign of a recurrence.
20:51I'm pleased to pronounce you cured.
20:54Naturally, there's one last matter still to be settled, of course.
20:58The fee for our services.
21:01Gee, how about that?
21:03We were about to give you the bill for our services.
21:06What?
21:06But I...
21:10Gee, Peter.
21:11They're the same amount.
21:14An absolutely amazing coincidence.
21:17Guess that means we'll call it even, Doc.
21:19See you around.
21:24But I...
21:25The AMA.
21:27Are we...
21:29You did real good, Pete.
21:31Yes.
21:32Tearing them up was a very nice touch.
21:34Can I do it next time?
21:35All in good time, buddies.
21:37All in good time.
21:43Whew.
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21:48Ooh!
21:50We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
22:23Dick.
22:25Dick.
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