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00:27Night, Toby.
00:30Night, Toby.
00:34You didn't say good night.
00:37I was asleep.
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02:16You can come, mate. You can come. Get startled. You can come. You can come twice. You can
02:28come multiple times. Tobey! Check this out, you bleeding fucking bum, what? A night down the pub with your mates
02:45and it's fucking mental. A move from the pub to the club for some awesome sounds. Yeah?
02:58Who's that? Nancy Spongeon.
03:02Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
03:31Hey, Dan, we've got something for you, mate. Yeah, it's very funny. We put your head on a preacher's body.
03:43Yeah, you're the preacher man. Yeah, look, you've slaughtered the pig of ignorance.
03:49So if we check pigs and they've got absolutely no idea. Pigs are saddos, yeah? Pigs are actually quite intelligent.
04:00Yeah, well, we could change it to a hen. They're well dense. You know about hens? What is this for?
04:05The magazine. The picture goes next to your column.
04:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, like we've, like, mocked up a preacher man cover. Like John's have just said.
04:18You're the bull.
04:20Yeah, what's this?
04:22Shit or something.
04:23So we're not running it?
04:27Unless we are.
04:29Yeah, but it's just stupid.
04:34Stupid people think it's cool. Smart people think it's a joke. Also cool.
04:39But Max Herbert at the weekend on Sunday agrees with me.
04:43So you spoke to him, then?
04:44Listen, Dan, I'd love to debate the tits off this, but I've got an 1107.
04:48Yeah, well, it's 10.30, so...
04:50Yeah, I'm one of them.
04:53Preaching man costumes there. We're out in Hmong land.
05:01You've gone to Pittle.
05:18Hang on!
05:21Dan Ashcroft.
05:22Erm, he's left already.
05:24Don't give our sketching code.
05:25Oh, come in.
05:26Erm, yeah.
05:29What's this about?
05:30He owes fat screen video £2,492.
05:33What?
05:34He's, er...
05:35He's had Pete's dragon out for seven years.
05:39Sissies!
05:40No, that's mine.
05:41You his wife?
05:42No, his sister.
05:43Claire Ashcroft.
05:44Yeah.
05:44Yeah, cos it's in your name, too.
05:46But that's my camera.
05:48There's the cig, love.
05:50But I didn't sign that!
05:53Well...
05:54You pay us the money, you get your camera back.
06:02Dan!
06:06So...
06:07What are you gonna do about it?
06:11I'm gonna tell him not to run it.
06:14My camera down, not your stupid comic.
06:19Look at it, I'm like an idiot.
06:21It was worth two grand.
06:24You faked my signature.
06:26I'll pay for a new one.
06:27What, when?
06:28What?
06:30Some pounds.
06:33You haven't even said sorry.
06:34Trashback party, yeah?
06:36Oh, fuck off.
06:39Trashback party, yeah?
06:41Dan!
06:42Claire vibes!
06:43Whoa!
06:44Well cheeks, man.
06:45Well cheeks.
06:46It's exactly what you are.
06:48The preacher man.
06:49You nominate thingamy.
06:51Trashback party this Friday, yeah?
06:54It's gonna be well, Jackson.
06:56Fuck you later, preach.
06:57Hey!
06:58Could you come to the party on Friday in your preacher man gear?
07:05Could you?
07:06No.
07:07Course he can.
07:08Shut up.
07:09He's just messing.
07:10Shut up, fat arms.
07:13He'd love to.
07:16Fucking a-hole.
07:18I'll put you on the fly, preach.
07:19Preacher man!
07:23You'll do it, Dan.
07:26Not if I get you the money.
07:28Yeah, right, so you'll do it.
07:35That you filmed?
07:37We filmed junkies.
07:39Junkie choir, yeah?
07:40Yeah.
07:42Bump.
07:47I'm gonna sing you a song, it's called 890 Days of Slavery.
08:02Yeah, let's get into this.
08:03Yeah, let's get into this.
08:05The face.
08:18Yeah, I started punching myself in the face.
08:22Ah!
08:23I'm going with you.
08:24Ah!
08:26Ah!
08:27Ah!
08:29Ah!
08:31That is...
08:32That's...
08:33So sad.
08:36Yeah, that's amazing.
08:42Hey, we should mix some beats with this.
08:45Project it at the party.
08:46Someone might see it.
08:47Are you hard up for entertainment?
08:48Huh?
08:49First Dan.
08:50Now me.
08:51No, no, no.
08:52The line-up is bare cool.
08:53I'm joking.
08:55Yeah, exactly.
08:56I was...
08:56as well.
09:02Dan's definitely up for it then, yeah?
09:04Uh, yeah.
09:06He's really looking forward to it.
09:09Listen, help yourself to whatever, yeah?
09:12If you need me, buzz on my nads.
09:17I'm off on fly-ups.
09:27All right, babes.
09:28Can I help?
09:30Nathan Barley.
09:31And you've just been invited to the Trashback party.
09:34Do you have an appointment?
09:34Don't need one.
09:35I'm a mate of Dan Ashcroft's.
09:37He's gone out.
09:38Yeah?
09:38It's no bother.
09:39Just put a few stickers up, yeah?
09:40Yeah.
09:41Oi, Barley!
09:42What's this tramp-racing shit?
09:44Midman!
09:45Coming over, yeah?
09:47Stick a few of these around for me, yeah?
09:49Hey, you should come, doll snatch.
09:51It's gonna be totally fucking Mexico.
09:53P.
09:56Check this, my niggers.
09:59Online tramp-racing from Russia.
10:01Totally D-reg, yeah?
10:07What was that, man?
10:09Okay, like, that's the weigh-in area.
10:10Um, and...
10:11Oh, mantle!
10:13Jeez.
10:14They're pissed the whole time.
10:16The guards, like, use guns.
10:18Sometimes they use cattle prods.
10:20Come on!
10:21Okay, okay, look at this fucker, yeah?
10:23I think he's ex-KGB.
10:24Mental.
10:25He's gonna win us money.
10:26Watch him.
10:26He's gonna fucking clean up.
10:27Here we go.
10:28Okay, they're lining up now.
10:30This is wrong.
10:31They're gonna start.
10:31Okay.
10:32Run!
10:32Go!
10:35Oh, ho, ho, ho!
10:36Oh, mate!
10:43It's my desk.
10:44Have you seen this?
10:45Track races.
10:46It was well lost, man.
10:49Yeah, your cells are getting everywhere.
10:51It's fucking hilarious and you can't lose.
10:54It's a new site.
10:5599% play out for the first three weeks.
10:57Go on.
11:00Go on!
11:01Go on!
11:02Yes!
11:02I'm not up!
11:03Yes, nothing's fucking up.
11:05Oh!
11:0765!
11:09Yeah, I'm going to sleep.
11:11Oh, yeah.
11:12Respect for that.
11:15Caps and Susans.
11:16Yeah, break a China one, yeah?
11:23Yesterday dick on it and now gone won a grand.
11:27Hey, preach, preach.
11:29Have a go at a tooth-pulling race.
11:30It's well sly.
11:32No.
11:32No.
11:36See you at the party, then.
11:39The dude just preached.
11:41I'm not a preacher man.
11:57Dan Bull.
11:59I hear you are dressing up as preacher man.
12:01No.
12:03Apparently you are.
12:05I'm not a preacher man.
12:08Nathan Barley just told me you were doing a term.
12:28There he is.
12:29I'm not a preacher man.
12:36A major breakthrough.
12:38Claire, check this out.
12:48That's fucking unbelievable!
12:56Right, Dan, have you got my money?
13:04Right, I'll see at the party then.
13:06Can I borrow your laptop?
13:09Nathan's laptop, yeah.
13:15I know, you'll love this one, it's well girly.
13:22Where's the ice cream?
13:24Where's the ice cream?
13:26Where's the ice cream?
13:50It's just made himself nine coffees.
13:52Yeah.
13:54I'm going to sleep.
13:56Yeah.
14:01What are you doing?
14:06Work.
14:07Work, come on, good, Horrek!
14:15Come on, Horrek!
14:21Come on!
14:21Look here!
14:22I mean it, Dan!
14:23Come on!
14:29Go on!
14:30Come on, Horrek!
14:31Sorry. All right.
14:34Done.
14:36Who's the guy? Who's the guy? Who's the guy?
14:39I think it's a guy!
14:42Yes! Done.
14:51One, one, go!
14:54Come on!
14:57One, one!
14:59Yes.
15:03Come on.
15:06Come on, come on, come on.
15:08Come on, come on, come on.
15:11Yes!
15:17Shut up!
15:20But what?
15:21You're gambling.
15:26Where does it go when you turn it off?
15:27What?
15:28The internet.
15:30They owe me three grand!
15:36And that's Nathan's computer.
15:39Well done.
15:44Can I help?
15:45Can I help? At all?
15:46I mean, help music?
15:49Oh, soothing.
15:51The spoon of music, giving you the medicine.
15:56If you need me, I'm going to be out for at least four or five days, so any time you
16:00want me.
16:02I'll be there.
16:03See you at the party, preacher mum.
16:22You're a baby!
16:29Yeah!
16:30This is shit!
16:32What?
16:32What?! You're rubbish!
16:36Maximum!
16:47Hey, Claire! Where's Dan?
17:00Hello, Claire.
17:02Dan? Where are you?
17:06I can't come. I've hurt my leg.
17:10Claire? Claire?
17:12Get in.
17:17Oh, I'm Mr Ashcroft. You can go straight in.
17:19Yeah, get me thrown out. What?
17:22Get me thrown out.
17:23But you're the star guest.
17:25Yeah, well, get these guys to throw me out.
17:28But they're for troublemakers.
17:30Well, I'm a troublemaker.
17:32No, you're not.
17:37There's no trouble.
17:39I've got a gun.
17:40Have you?
17:41No, he hasn't.
17:43I have. I've got a shotgun strapped to my back.
17:46Really?
17:47Look.
17:48See?
17:50Dan, get in there.
17:52You're in trouble.
17:53Yeah? I've got a gun. I'm gonna kill everyone in here.
17:55It's your fault.
17:59Was that a gun that wasn't on his back?
18:03Was it?
18:03Nice time.
18:05Go.
18:11Do you want a drink?
18:13Hey, preacher man.
18:15Wise pie.
18:17Yeah, yeah.
18:17Scope the projection.
18:19Well out, James.
18:20Nice.
18:29Daniel.
18:31Me, Thomas.
18:31My drug dealer.
18:36Hey, preacher man.
18:37This is me.
18:38Yeah.
18:39On me.
18:39This is me.
18:41Succeed.
18:41I want a drink.
18:52Hey, you're the preacher man, yeah?
18:54Yeah.
18:55It would make them fairly brilliant.
19:14Whoa ladies and gentlemen fucks
19:18Dan Ashcroft is in the house!
19:46This is going to be so fucking rough.
19:48I'm just going to do a rap and say so say brother Nathan and I'll point at you.
19:51Yeah?
19:52So say brother Nathan, I'll point at you.
19:57I am the trash bag, you are the trash bag.
20:21Are you sure?
20:24Trash bag is here we go.
20:26A night down the pub with your mates and it's fucking metal.
20:30I move from the pub to the club for some awesome sounds.
20:35Chopping the chalk out on the system.
20:37Now it happens, fucking the system.
20:43So say brother Nathan.
20:46So say brother Nathan.
21:03So say brother Nathan.
21:05Hey!
21:07So say brother Nathan.
21:09That is the 9-11 of the mind.
21:12Believe the clever who should be.
21:15Believe the clever who should be.
21:17We're done the preacher man!
21:20We're done the preacher man!
21:21Yeah!
21:21Wow!
21:22Listen, stop it, stop it.
21:23You're all fucking idiots.
21:25Yeah, yeah, you're all fucking idiots!
21:26Stop it!
21:27God save the preacher man!
21:29He tells it like it is!
21:31Yeah!
21:32I'm in here, shut up!
21:33Just listen to me, okay?
21:35You just, you're retards!
21:37There's something wrong!
21:39There's...
21:40Shut up!
21:41I'm not a preacher man!
21:42I'm not a preacher man!
21:43No, stop calling me!
21:44I'm not a preacher man!
21:46I'm not a preacher man!
21:46Stop saying that!
21:48I'm not a preacher man!
21:50I'm not a preacher man!
21:52I'm not a preacher man!
21:53I'm not a preacher man!
21:53Shut up!
21:57I'm not a preacher man!
21:59I'm not a preacher man!
22:02I'm not a preacher man!
22:04I'm not a preacher man!
22:04I'm not a preacher man!
22:04I'm not a preacher man!
22:04I'm a preacher man!
22:04I'm a preacher man!
22:25A taxi home with a bird who's been hitting on you like some kind of industrial hammer
22:29It's stroking her tits, tending the garden, giving the taxi driver a hard-on
22:34Now back home, fingers roam, pap reggae on the decks and you're feeling the fold
22:39Trash Bat says, nice and gently, easy as you park the Bentley
22:48Bring it down
22:50Trash Bat is two people leaping from between towers
22:56But they're fucking on the way down
23:01Trash Bat is not George Bush, take a smack in the mud
23:04You're the president evil, the resident weasel, the axis of diesel
23:08Fucking wrong, fucking wrong, fucking wrong
23:11Cause it's fucking wrong
23:17Trash
23:23Peace and fuck up
23:24Peace and fuck up
23:25Peace and fuck up
23:26Peace and fuck up
23:27Peace and fuck up
23:28Peace and fuck up
23:29Peace and fuck up
23:29Peace and fuck up
23:30Peace and fuck up
23:30Peace and fuck up
23:30Peace and fuck up
23:31Peace and fuck up
23:31Peace and fuck up
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