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00:00Ace, a farm for idea, through the vision of Doug Rocket, the guiding genius of the Verifonics.
00:15The groundbreaking collaborator with natives.
00:24Rocket consistently redefines think.
00:27Enter Place. Be enabled. Place is Creativilization.
01:01It's a production.
01:10Tobey Rimlicka, how's it fucking collapsing?
01:13Yeah, like, uh, listen, I've been thinking about Claire.
01:18Do you clean up afterwards?
01:19No, no, listen, right, Doug Rocket's offering a film grant worth £20,000.
01:2320 Kubrick?
01:24Yeah, yeah, and today's the first time he's opening it, but he's forgotten to publicise it.
01:28So I thought I'd tell Claire she'll get the grant and I'll be on for some filthy squeezing.
01:33Yeah.
01:34So, have you got a number?
01:36Yeah, I'll text it over.
01:39Brilliant.
01:46Hello?
01:47Claire, babes?
01:48Hello, baby.
01:49How are you, doll snack?
01:51Nothing.
01:53Well, I don't want to cheer you up, but I've got something that I think might cheer you up.
01:58Place are offering a £20,000 grant for filmmakers.
02:02£20,000!
02:03Yeah!
02:04What?
02:07What?
02:07Please!
02:09I want more, I can't live up!
02:11Sorry, Nathan.
02:12It's OK!
02:13£20,000, yeah?
02:15Yeah.
02:16Thanks, Nathan.
02:17There's no skin off my bum.
02:19Bye, then.
02:20Future's monkey muff.
02:21Bye!
02:22Bye, Nathan.
02:24Bye-bye.
02:25Bye-bye, Nathan.
02:26You've just told me how to get a film grant.
02:30Have you got the money for my camera yet?
02:32What?
02:32My camera.
02:34Get some extra work of the magazine.
02:36Oh, yeah.
02:37I will.
02:44Bye-bye.
02:47Bye-bye.
02:48So, any fucking suggestions?
02:51Yeah. What are we doing in this?
02:5515p to 20.
03:00Oh, yeah, the piss photos. Yeah, the photos of people pissing.
03:04Cold.
03:06McLaren's doing a big burr on it, et cetera.
03:09Oh, but he's ill. He's got ill.
03:12Yeah. He swallowed a spike.
03:15He got ill cos he swallowed a spike.
03:17He got massively ill.
03:20I'll do it.
03:242,000 words, normal, right?
03:26Yeah.
03:28Cash.
03:29Nice one, Danbo.
03:31Oh.
03:36Repeater.
03:37Repeater-file.
03:39Actually, I think we should probably make this the cover feature.
03:42It's pretty, you know...
03:45Meow.
03:53Hi, Toby.
03:55Oh, Claire, hello. Has your telephone number got an H in it?
03:58No. Where's Doug Rockett's office?
04:00It's through there next to the laptop exhibition.
04:02Listen, Claire, there's his film grant.
04:04Yeah, I know.
04:04Come on.
04:07Come on.
04:13Come in.
04:18Hello?
04:20Um, this is my A power.
04:21Um, sit down and watch the video.
04:24I won't get on.
04:28Um, would you move off there, please?
04:31That's my high rock.
04:33No.
04:46Oh, no.
04:55Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
04:59Wait!
05:01Oh
05:03You know I've had an a power every day since watching this thing on discovery
05:07It was about apes right yeah, so what are you for?
05:13I've called out the film grant. Oh, yes. I've had this idea about London
05:19Under the surface is a lot wrong. It's called London undone and done in ah
05:25Yes
05:27Prostitutes some of them are awful
05:31And the homeless what's that all about
05:39Robin
05:44Business manager sits in his office all day looking at charts
05:50He'll sort out the paperwork and Bob's your film
05:55You're giving me the grant. Oh, yes
05:57Thank you. Ah Robin
06:01Michelle gets the 20,000 pounds
06:07Yes, um, it's we can't it is 20,000 pounds, but it's divided among
06:1640 filmmakers, so the individual grant is
06:20500 pounds
06:22Maths
06:26Okay, I
06:28Guess it's not
06:30Um, it's not gonna be enough and that includes a free training course to help you get started with your
06:37film
06:38Training what it's it's a project in the form of a documentary about place
06:43We've got our official opening in six months time, so you'll be interviewing Doug every day until then
06:50Hello
06:55Hello
06:55Right
07:03You know this dude that when you urinate you're actually a lot more relaxed than when you're asleep
07:12So actually my pictures here are the most revealing portrait photos ever taken
07:18As well as being very naughty
07:23I think you're a genius
07:25Sorry, what was that? I didn't hear that
07:27I think you're a genius
07:29Stop it
07:30Which publication are you from?
07:33Sugar, right? Oh, right?
07:35Excellent. Yeah
07:37Sugar, eight
07:38Come and speak to 15 Peter. He's dying to meet you
07:4215 Peter
07:43I know you the preacher man
07:47So wanted you to be in one of these I was just telling this lot that we knew Carly's piss
07:52was real because a hot pants smell of beans
07:55Okay, I'll have that
07:57No
07:58Don't worry. I'm going to give you everything you need
08:01Hi-ho-hi. I'm 15 Peter 20 and I believe that pissing is like crying through your genitals
08:09Um, I was born in 1980 and I got my first camera in 1986. I mostly like to work in
08:15digital, but I also love film
08:29Okay
08:30Okay, I made you a coffee
08:32And I was like, for me, I'm like, what's going on?
08:33All right, I'm going to wear this
08:33Oh, look, I'm going to wear this
08:40Oh, look, I'm going to wear this
08:43Oh, look, I don't worry, I'm going to wear this
08:52Oh, look, I'm going to wear this
09:00You cunt!
09:05I'll get you a replacement top.
09:10Trash-back T-shirt, eh?
09:22How'd it go with Rocket?
09:24The bloke's a candle.
09:27I've got to film that bullshit for the next six months.
09:31Got the job, then?
09:33No. They gave me 500 quid.
09:35So the rest is training.
09:42What's the...?
09:44How... how are you...?
09:50Piss off.
09:51What?
09:52Dan says he'll get me £1,000 in cash.
09:55Maybe he's...
09:57Maybe he is.
09:59Yeah, right.
10:00I heard he got a big feature job at Sugar Ray.
10:04Really?
10:07Yeah, but I've still got to get a film grant.
10:09I haven't slept for five days, my back's gone...
10:12Let it go, yeah?
10:13Let it go.
10:14Oh.
10:15That's tense.
10:17Mm.
10:18That's...
10:19Oh.
10:19Just follow that tension.
10:22Mm.
10:23Around.
10:25And forward.
10:29Squashy.
10:32Squashy tension.
10:33Er...
10:34Thanks.
10:37I think you need to get very pissed.
10:41I can't, Skim.
10:42My treat, yeah?
10:45Four rounds at the nail gun and then dinner.
10:48What, like a date?
10:50I can invite Pingu.
10:53He was watching the back of your tits when he got changed, though.
11:0615p to 20 is a tadpole.
11:08Give him a punch in the cock from me.
11:11Then burn down his gallery and blow the ashes up his arse with a trumpet.
11:17Ha!
11:19You know it's a cover feature?
11:22No.
11:23Yeah.
11:25We think he's a genius.
11:28No, we don't.
11:29Yeah, we do.
11:31But he's a bibble.
11:35Shall I ask Jonathan to do it?
11:37No.
11:40I need the money.
11:45Don't touch my soul.
11:53Your choice for regime.
11:55So, what do I...?
11:57You do this.
11:58Place your finger here.
12:00Analyzes the mineral balance.
12:02Tells you what you should eat.
12:05Reindeer sausage and pumpkin puree.
12:08Bangers a match.
12:09Bun.
12:10Please.
12:16And teriyaki meat salad.
12:20Erm...
12:21It's just, I don't need meat.
12:23It's what your finger's chosen.
12:25Override the finger, yeah?
12:29We don't usually contradict the tablet.
12:32Greek salad?
12:34Greek salad, please.
12:41Greek salad, please.
12:41Have you seen the prices?
12:43It's on me, babe.
12:45You already brought all my drinks in the pub.
12:46Uh-huh.
12:48And Dan's gonna give me some money back.
12:49Yeah, that's for your camera.
12:51You're being too nice.
12:53I know.
13:14I know.
13:15So, at the moment of release, my subjects are truly vulnerable.
13:20Ugh.
13:21Now I'm vulnerable.
13:25and now I'm not vulnerable
13:27and now I'm vulnerable
13:29and now I'm not vulnerable
13:30and now I'm vulnerable
13:31and now I'm
13:53Am I going to have to write it myself, Dan, and not pay you any money?
14:15Your beer.
14:17What the fuck is that?
14:20Um, it's a beer gourd, actually. It's part of the analogue brewing process. Helps to maintain the flavours and acidity.
14:27This place is really well-known for them, if you didn't know that.
14:31Thanks.
14:33It's fine. Just enjoy your meal.
14:45That's Dan.
14:46There's no phone policy here, actually.
14:48I'll be quick.
14:49You should have turned it off, really.
14:54Hello?
14:55Hi.
14:56I can't get your money.
14:59Why am I not surprised?
15:01They want me to write that this bloke's a genius, but he's an idiot.
15:05Can't you take a deep breath?
15:08But he's an idiot.
15:09A deep breath for my fucking money, Dan.
15:14But he is an idiot.
15:16Oh, for fuck's sake.
15:17Excuse me, could you moderate the language? Some of us are trying to commune in pleasancy.
15:22Sorry.
15:25Sorry.
15:29Hey, Claire. Claire.
15:30No.
15:47Stop it.
15:49You're going to get us thrown out.
15:51Is there a problem, sir?
15:52Yes.
15:53There is, actually.
15:54These people upset my friend.
15:56It's fine.
15:57It's just...
15:57No, it's not, actually.
15:59Could you ask them to leave, please?
16:01That woman's wearing a very offensive shirt.
16:03Can you turn it...
16:04Can you turn it off, please, sir?
16:08What?
16:08Turn it off, please.
16:09Excuse me.
16:10Could you ask these people to leave, please?
16:12Excuse me.
16:12Could you ask these people to leave, please?
16:16Yeah.
16:16Well, we're going anyway.
16:17This place is shit.
16:20I feel sorry for you, finger slaves.
16:23What's that?
16:24That looks like it's come out of a hospital bin.
16:26Yeah?
16:27Yeah?
16:28Yeah?
16:36Yeah.
16:41Do something with your eyes.
16:43Very senseless for your Uncle Rob.
16:44Go on.
16:45Yes.
16:46Look what you've done to me.
16:47Oh, look what you have done to me!
16:51Oh!
16:52Oh!
16:55Oh!
16:56Oh, God!
16:58Got you!
16:59No!
17:01Daylight Roddery!
17:03Did he have it out?
17:04No!
17:05No, I wasn't all right.
17:07It's over.
17:07Give us a tenner and I'll pole dance you off.
17:09No.
17:10In fact, I'm about to pop me crack out.
17:13Are you?
17:14I'm busting for a piss.
17:17Oh.
17:19Where's the bathroom?
17:20Through there.
17:30Hey, mate.
17:31Can you leave us alone?
17:33I'm going to make a move.
17:35What?
17:35When a girl says a word like piss, it means you watch Jiggy Beast.
17:39Well, how does that work?
17:40It's a rude word.
17:42Yeah?
17:43It means that she's easing up.
17:45Toby!
17:45I'm just trying to save your embarrassment, OK?
17:47You know, you don't want to sit there like a lemon, do you?
17:49We'll see.
17:50Yes, we will.
17:53We shall.
17:58Ah!
17:59Ah!
18:02Sounded good.
18:04Strong, healthy jet.
18:09Well, er, my bedroom is, er, through there.
18:13Give me five minutes and I shall slip into my pyjamas.
18:17And I'll be through in a minute.
18:19See?
18:30Do you mind if I crash here?
18:32Not at all.
18:35Have you got a spare blanket or something?
18:36I have my room.
18:38Don't be daft, they'll be fine.
18:39I'll sleep here.
18:40Are you sure?
18:41There's a spare toothbrush in the cupboard.
18:46Thanks, Nathan.
18:48Night, love.
18:54Sleep well, Claire.
19:22Yeah?
19:23Yeah?
19:24You like that?
19:28Do you want a treat?
19:30Do you want a treat in the face?
19:33Yeah?
19:33Yeah?
19:34Shut your eyes in so you're not scared.
19:42Open your eyes.
19:43Do you think that was me?
19:45That's not me.
19:48This is me fucking your heart in the arse.
19:53Yes!
20:13Come in.
20:14Mind if I, er, just left a couple of CDs?
20:18Oh, sure.
20:18Just need to get them from, to go under here.
20:23All the way over here.
20:26Got them now.
20:28So you're gonna take them back through there, then?
20:32Unless you want to listen to one now.
20:35Okay.
20:42Cheeky mode, yeah?
20:44Are you gonna kiss me out there?
20:46The plan was to kiss you in here.
21:05Kissing the neck.
21:06Kissing the neck.
21:08Mmm.
21:12Taking the lips down to the nips.
21:15Ah, mm.
21:16Yeah.
21:17Oh, woman.
21:19Going to head down south, south with me mouth.
21:23Mm.
21:23Er, nice and.
21:25Mm.
21:26Coming up for air and me mouth say, yeah.
21:29Can you not grab?
21:31Mm-mm.
21:32sure yeah lose the frown not going all the way down soon I'll be showing you
21:45my face soon I'll be showing you my face I don't think got a strong hunch you
21:58Nathan I'm actually really tired you drift off I'll have a scarf no I really need to sleep
22:12really yeah oh should I tell me good yeah oh I'm tired
22:21yeah let's just let's just sleep
22:29that's actually quite uncomfortable uncomfortable night
22:53wicked night yeah and I don't mind that we didn't go all the way because it's bound to happen
23:01someday best not to rush it actually nice and it won't happen again wow it's not a good idea well
23:11no it is because like we share an office and otherwise I just be sitting there the whole
23:18time thinking I can't wait to see her tits and now I've seen your tits oh yeah and you're excellent
23:31moth no you haven't top half morning Toby top half of what nothing
23:41Claire did you do me in my sleep no oh I could have sworn it I'll see you later
23:48yeah Nathan Nathan of course yeah bye
24:08last night
24:12fucked her in the ass
24:18kicked the brown door in painted it white on the way out
24:35all right all right Dan yes where did you stay last night Nathan's see you later yeah
25:06damn damn damn I asked prophet peace on 15 Peter wise opinion yeah you're right man 20s and genius yeah
25:14My article. Yeah, man.
25:27You put my name on it.
25:29Oh, yeah.
25:31Why not yours? You wrote it.
25:36Boy, he's shit, isn't he?
25:46I'm going all the way back.
25:54Right, Toby.
25:56I'm a little bit cross with you, actually.
25:59With me? Why?
26:01I was waiting for you all night last night in my pyjamas.
26:04You want to let Nathan do a fuck in your arse.
26:14I'm inерно, man.
26:14That was nice to get home and now it's time for my own ship to all of you guys.
26:15That has been the undertake from hospitals.
26:15I'm sorry.
26:15I've always had a Anhازle to join now.
26:15It was with some genius and Brendan 형s for a beautiful wrlaying history.
26:16But I'm Nexus, but there's everything memories.
26:16That's the whole gab thing for me.
26:17I was forced toç§ alia to the Marine station and know something like that.
26:17You
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