01:02Whew, the real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
01:09We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
01:16Oh, guys!
01:18Can I see you for a sec?
01:21Yeah, Janine.
01:22What is it?
01:24The Monthly Financial Report.
01:27Once again, gentlemen, we're in the red.
01:29We're losing money on overhead, containment maintenance, damage to property, utilities, food...
01:46Climber, knock it off.
01:47Yeah, you're eating us out of house and home and into the poorhouse.
01:52Oh!
01:53Huh?
01:54Yeah, you.
01:56All you do is eat and take.
01:58And what do you give in return, huh?
02:00I ask you.
02:03Yeah!
02:06Yikes!
02:07Oh!
02:08He's a little.
02:10Yeah!
02:12There's your answer, Peter.
02:13He gives us love.
02:14To you, he gives love.
02:16To me, he gives ectoplasmic noogies and a great case for a justifiable Slimer side.
02:22Honestly, Dr. Venkman, just give Slimer a chance and he'll earn his keep.
02:27We'll find things for him to do.
02:29You know, you're right, Janine.
02:31You're absolutely right.
02:33We can find little dewy things for him.
02:36Right, Slimer?
02:38We'll start right now.
02:40Can you make yourself real small?
02:44Real small?
02:46Huh.
02:47Help me.
02:52Good.
02:54Now we put you in an envelope and we mail you to this guy I knew from college.
02:58He just loves jokes.
03:03Peter?
03:07No, Slimer.
03:09No, stay!
03:11Boy, Ray, we finally find something for Slimer to do to help us.
03:15And you won't let him.
03:16Some friend you are.
03:22But Slimer, I...
03:23Peter, we...
03:29Janine, which god did I offend?
03:32I wouldn't know, Dr. Stance.
03:34I just answer the phone.
03:49Just a little more.
03:50A little farther.
03:52Whoops!
03:53Come on.
03:54Just a bit more.
04:00Well, well.
04:01What do you know?
04:02It's the mouse.
04:04Uh, hi, guys.
04:06What do you got there, mouse?
04:09Oh, I just...
04:10Comics, some magazines, you know.
04:14Magazines, huh?
04:15What do you got?
04:16I've got Fantastic Monsters of Film World, Sci-Fi Times, The Frankenstein Papers.
04:22Oh, Frankenstein, huh?
04:25Big stuff.
04:27Hey, here's your Frankenstein.
04:29Blue!
04:30Ahh!
04:38What a jerk.
04:40Knocking him down ain't even a challenge.
04:42Come on, let's get out of here.
04:45Blast those guys.
04:46Someday I swear I'll...
04:49Oh, nuts, who am I trying to kid?
04:51They're too big and there's too many of them.
04:54There's always too many.
04:56Oh, well.
04:57At least they're gone.
04:59I guess it can't get any worse.
05:04Nice, doggy.
05:05Nice, nice, doggy.
05:09Help!
05:19Gee, thanks a lot.
05:21I, uh...
05:24Say, you're a ghost, aren't you?
05:27Huh?
05:28No.
05:33Well, you don't have to worry about me being scared.
05:36I've read about ghosts and monsters as long as I can remember.
05:40You're okay in my book.
05:42And you're sure a heck of a lot better than the guys who just left.
05:46Man, I'd love to see you do this to them.
05:49Boy, I'd pay to see that.
05:51Heck, I'd pay just to make sure they stop picking on me.
05:53Hmm.
05:56Hmm.
05:56Yeah!
05:57Yeah!
05:57I know I know, too!
05:59Ha-ha!
05:59I mean, yeah!
06:00I'm a double-double-busting dinosaur body!
06:03Ha!
06:03What?
06:04You're...
06:05You're saying you'll do it?
06:06You'll be my bodyguard?
06:08Well, my body ghost?
06:09Mister, you've got yourself a deal.
06:12My name's Mike, and I'm real glad to meet you.
06:16Yeah!
06:16I know, yeah, yeah, yeah!
06:25Coast's clear!
06:26Come on!
06:31This is my room.
06:33Pretty neat, huh?
06:34Yeah!
06:36Boy, this is going to be great!
06:38Pow!
06:39Pow!
06:40Oomph!
06:41Bash!
06:42Bash!
06:43There's six of them.
06:45Yeah!
06:46Huh?
06:46There's six of them!
06:47We need them all!
06:49Hey!
06:51Come on out of there!
06:53Uh-oh!
06:54You can't do this to me!
06:56I'm paying good money for this, remember?
07:00Okay!
07:02What are you nervous about?
07:04You're a ghost!
07:05They'll be scared of you!
07:07All you have to do is look scary!
07:10You can look scary, can't you?
07:15That's it, huh?
07:16Oh, boy.
07:18I know!
07:19Hang on a sec!
07:21Oh, I don't know what I mean!
07:23I want them!
07:25Hey!
07:30I know it's got to be here somewhere!
07:33Uh-oh!
07:34Uh-oh!
07:35Uh-oh!
07:36Ah!
07:43By the way, be careful of the stacks!
07:45The magazines aren't balanced very well!
07:48Ah!
07:49Here it is!
07:51Okay, when I say look scary, I mean, can you look like this?
07:55Ah!
07:56Ah!
07:57Ah!
07:59Ah!
08:00This is going to take a while.
08:05Where is he?
08:07I don't know, Dr. Stance.
08:09You had him last.
08:11Slimer!
08:15Dr. Venkman, have you seen Slimer?
08:18No.
08:19Wonderful, isn't it?
08:22Yeah.
08:30Hey, what do you see, Rick?
08:32What do you want to do?
08:33I don't know.
08:34Give me a sec.
08:35I'll think of something.
08:38And there goes something now.
08:41Come on.
08:42How about we have some laughs, huh?
09:09Hey, Mouse, what's the idea of running like that?
09:13I don't like to run.
09:15You think you're fast or something?
09:18Hey, I'm talking to you.
09:20What are you, playing deaf?
09:22I'm warning you, don't go getting smart with me.
09:26That shouldn't be too hard, Rick.
09:29I've seen rocks smarter than you.
09:31What?
09:32Okay, jerk, that's it.
09:40What's that?
09:41Must be some kind of dog.
09:45Hey, what the?
09:48Hello!
09:50Hello!
10:04Good work.
10:05I knew you could do it.
10:07And don't come back, you creeps.
10:12Whatever that thing is, if it works for Mike, I ain't going nowhere near him.
10:18What are you, nuts?
10:19He called me a creep.
10:21He called all of us creeps.
10:23You're going to stand for that?
10:25I don't know.
10:26I don't know.
10:27Yeah, what are you saying?
10:28Well, I'm not.
10:29And you're not either.
10:31Because believe me, you better be more scared of me than you are of that thing.
10:36Whatever it is.
10:38Because when I'm done with Mike the Mouse and his pet, you can bet he's going to be real scared
10:44of me.
10:45Hey, yeah, real scared.
10:53The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
10:59Oh, we now return to the real Ghostbusters.
11:02I don't like it.
11:04Slimer's been gone too long.
11:05I agree.
11:06This isn't like him.
11:08He was supposed to be here so I could run some electrothermal tests on him.
11:11Right, Egon.
11:13I can't think of a single reason why he'd want to miss out on that.
11:16But he's never disappeared for this long.
11:19I say we go after him.
11:21Nice theory, right?
11:22But where are we going to start looking?
11:23New York's a big town, you know.
11:25Hey, guys, look what just came in the mail.
11:28An envelope full of money.
11:30Money, huh?
11:32Who'd be sending us an envelope full of money?
11:35Just offhand.
11:36I'd say Slimer was a pretty good possibility, wouldn't you?
11:41Oh, yuck.
11:43That's Slimer's ectoplasm, all right.
11:45But there's no return address.
11:47No problem.
11:48See?
11:49There's the zip code of the post office that picked it up.
11:52We'll start there.
11:53Come on.
11:54You know, you have to wonder why Slimer would send us money.
11:58You'd think somebody here told him he has to earn his keep or something.
12:06Okay, fine.
12:07So I'm the goat.
12:09I'm the pits.
12:10I'm Slim.
12:11Dust beneath thy feet.
12:13Satisfied now?
12:15I hate it when they do that.
12:18I don't know, Rick.
12:19I don't think this is such a great idea.
12:23Don't be a wimp.
12:24Just give me a hand with this, will ya?
12:28All right.
12:29Come on.
12:31Yeah, this is the place.
12:33My dad used to tell me stories about how they closed down this part of the subway years ago.
12:38Said there were all kinds of creepy things living down here.
12:41Maybe just what we need to take care of that jerk, Mike.
12:46Yeah?
12:47Well, what makes you think any of them will come work for us?
12:50Hey, don't worry.
12:52They'll like me, cause I'm tough.
12:55You'll see.
13:17Rick?
13:19R-Rick!
13:20Huh?
13:21What?
13:22Where?
13:27I told you we shouldn't have come.
13:29I told you we shouldn't have come.
13:31I told you...
13:31Quiet!
13:32Let me think.
13:38Okay, uh, listen up.
13:40My name's Rick, and you're gonna come work for me.
13:45Dinner!
13:49Whoa!
13:54They're just trying to scare us.
13:56They're doing a good job.
13:58How do you expect these things to come back with us if they think we're a bunch of wimps?
14:05You say come back with you?
14:11Yeah, that's right.
14:13Come back with us.
14:14Come back to outside.
14:19Up above world.
14:22Is Trap, you trick us?
14:26No!
14:27Honest.
14:28No trick.
14:29We want you to come with us.
14:31Work with us.
14:32It'll be great.
14:33You'll see.
14:34Then you must invite us.
14:39Say it.
14:40Speak words.
14:44Is that all?
14:45Uh, okay.
14:46Sure.
14:47We're inviting you to come up to the up above world.
14:51Okay?
14:54Fine.
14:56Just fine.
15:00Well, this is the right area, but still no sign of Slimer.
15:04Gee, Ray.
15:05Then I guess that means we'll have to go home.
15:08Peter.
15:08We've only been looking ten minutes.
15:10Really?
15:11How time flies when you're not with Slimer.
15:17I'm registering a broad-based increase in psychokinetic energy in this area.
15:20Could be related to Slimer's disappearance.
15:23Can you get a fix on it?
15:25Afraid not.
15:26It's a general jump.
15:27Too diffused to focus in on.
15:29Give me a few minutes to recalibrate and we'll see what happens.
15:32You heard the man.
15:34Once more around the park, James.
15:37You know, Peter, a little of you goes a long way.
15:40Just trying to help.
15:48Psst.
15:49Oh, what do you want?
15:52Listen.
15:52We figured anybody who can get a ghost to work for him is okay in our book.
15:57You want to hang out with us?
15:59Well, I don't know.
16:01I mean, it's true, I don't have a lot of friends, but...
16:04But then come on.
16:05It'll be great.
16:08He could be telling the truth, but maybe not.
16:11You circle around back.
16:12If I need you, you know what to do.
16:19Hello?
16:20Hey, come on.
16:22Where is everybody?
16:25Funny.
16:26Real funny.
16:27Look, don't make me or my buddy get rough.
16:29Remember what happened last time.
16:32Oh, we remember what happened last time, all right.
16:37That's why we got us some buddies of our own.
16:40Don't be bashful, Mouse.
16:42Say hello.
16:44Nothing to say?
16:46Okay, fine.
16:48Buddies, teach the mouse here what it means to mess with us.
16:55Well, come on.
16:57Snap to it.
16:58You're working for me now.
17:00No, we don't work for you.
17:03You have served us.
17:05We used you to come to above world.
17:09Wait a minute.
17:10You can't do this to me.
17:12You.
17:14You.
17:15You.
17:15Ah!
17:20May I make a suggestion?
17:22Yeah.
17:23Run!
17:25Yeah!
17:32Got that thing adjusted yet, Egon?
17:35Yes.
17:35We're getting close to the source of the disturbance.
17:38Closer.
17:39Closer.
17:44Nice going, Egon.
17:46Couldn't have found him without you.
17:48I think he's trying to say something.
17:50Maybe he wants to check the oil.
17:52What is this, Slimer?
17:54What's wrong?
18:05Trouble, guys.
18:06Sounds like we've got Barrowites.
18:09What's a Barrowite?
18:11Barrowites, Peter, are supernatural creatures rather like trolls.
18:14They live underground in nests.
18:16They can't come out unless someone invites them.
18:19Right.
18:19Just like vampires, they can't come into your home unless you ask them in.
18:24And someone's just set a bunch of Barrowites loose in New York.
18:29He gave us crazy.
18:31Ray!
18:32What?
18:33Hey!
18:33It's about the nail!
18:35You can understand that?
18:38Hey!
18:39You grow up watching Lassie movies, you'll learn, okay?
18:43Slimer!
18:44Wait!
18:44Where are you going?
18:46Never mind him, Ray.
18:47I think we're gonna have more than enough to keep us busy inside.
18:58Let him have it!
19:04Get back, man!
19:05Get back!
19:06Hey!
19:08Now am I glad to see you!
19:09Get him!
19:12What can he do against him?
19:14Look at him.
19:15He's scarier than we are.
19:19Chicken!
19:28Ow!
19:33Whio!
19:35Oh, ma'am.
19:39Hey!
19:40Oh, go, go!
19:41Oh, go, go, go, go!
19:43Ha!
19:44Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
19:58That got it.
20:00Not quite.
20:01Come on.
20:14Okay.
20:26Okay, we're here.
20:28Who brought the chips and dips?
20:32I am never doing this ever again.
20:36Truce?
20:37You got it.
20:41Guess I'm just a force for good in our times.
20:44Yes, Peter.
20:48But then he came back and fought off those things until you found us.
20:52Not bad for a spud, eh, Peter?
20:55Especially after all he's been through to prove himself to us.
20:58And you.
20:59Yeah, the little guy's worth his weight in gold.
21:02Well, I wouldn't go that far.
21:05Brass, maybe.
21:06Or tin.
21:07Maybe paper.
21:08Or for that matter.
21:13You wouldn't dare.
21:16Oh, yeah?
21:18Slimer.
21:19I'm warning you.
21:20Hey.
21:22Watch it.
21:24Look.
21:25You.
21:26I take it back, all right?
21:28I take it back.
21:30I'd say that makes for a perfect day, wouldn't you?
21:34Right.
21:36Wow.
21:42The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
21:49We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
22:08The real Ghostbusters.
22:09Hey.
22:10Hey.
22:25Hey.
22:26Hey.
22:26Hey.
22:26Hey.
22:26Hey.
22:27Hey.
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