00:11Ghostbusters
00:36I ain't afraid of no ghosts
00:44I ain't afraid of no ghosts
00:51Who you gonna call?
00:53The God Lester
00:55Who you gonna call?
00:57The God Lester
01:03The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages
01:10We now return to the real Ghostbusters
01:24Ray, what's wrong?
01:28A failure of the storage facility?
01:30Are the ghosts escaping?
01:34Gozer's back, right?
01:35A Class 5 Ecto Alert
01:38It's worse than that
01:40Worse than Gozer?
01:45Ray, snap out of it
01:47You've got to tell us what's wrong
01:51This
01:52What?
01:54What?
01:55What?
01:55They're canceling my favorite comic book
02:00There, there
02:04Next month
02:05Next month
02:06The last, the last issue
02:11Where you going, Peter?
02:12To find Ray's marbles
02:14Then I'm gonna put him in a sock and beat him unconscious with him
02:20Go calm Peter down, Winston
02:21I'll deal with Ray
02:23Right
02:26Ray, don't you think you're overreacting just a tad?
02:29Egon
02:30Egon
02:31Captain Steel is my hero
02:32He's one of the reasons I became a Ghostbuster
02:35To battle the forces of darkness
02:37It's only a comic book
02:39Only a comic book?
02:42Oh sure
02:43And Moby Dick was just a big fish
02:45And Fettuccine was just an opera
02:46You people have no appreciation of great art
02:49Oh, my God
02:54That's a good one
03:00Hey, Michael, I was
03:09Hmm
03:10Hmm
03:11Hmm
03:11Hmm
03:12Hmm
03:12Hmm
03:12Hmm
03:14Hmm
03:15Hmm
03:20Okay, now for the big finale.
03:23Dr. Destructo zaps Cap with a laser, knocking him off the roof.
03:30Wait, he can't do that.
03:34I won't let Dr. Destructo do that.
03:37Of course I can. He just said so.
03:40Oh, no, not again.
03:43Now look, you two, I'm getting tired of this.
03:46You have no right to interfere in our battles.
03:49Right? What are you talking right?
03:52I created you guys, not to mention Delta City,
03:55Police Commissioner Grady, and the whole nine yards.
03:58You did too good a job.
04:00You made us too real, and now we want control of our lives.
04:05Oh, you want to talk about control?
04:07Well, how's this for control, smart guy?
04:10Suddenly, a huge comet plunged out of the depths of space,
04:15its tail bathing the Earth in a strange radiation,
04:20which robbed them both of their powers
04:22and turned them into ordinary mortals.
04:25How'd you like them apples?
04:29No, you can't do this.
04:39A new world to save from the forces of evil.
04:43Farewell, my enemy.
04:45You can have Delta City.
04:47I'll take Manhattan.
04:53You can't do this, Steel.
04:55It's against the Comics Code.
04:57I'll get you for this.
04:59I don't believe it.
05:00What am I going to do?
05:01Who am I going to call?
05:03Ghostbusters.
05:08The nerve of those guys.
05:10First, they cancel Captain Steel,
05:12then they ask for our help.
05:14At least it gives me a chance to meet Lynn Wolfman,
05:17creator of Captain Steel.
05:19I can't believe you brought 50 comic books for him to autograph.
05:27In a city like this, there's got to be crime.
05:30And where there's crime...
05:41Don't make it hard on yourselves.
05:43Give up.
05:49They never learn.
06:09It's time you two paid your debt to society.
06:12Let's go.
06:19I've had trouble with the characters taking over the story before,
06:22but never like this.
06:24It's probably because the comic was going to be canceled.
06:27What can I say?
06:28It wasn't selling anymore.
06:30Kids are too hip nowadays to believe in a do-gooder like Captain Steel.
06:34Well, don't worry.
06:35We'll find him.
06:37Next, we'll be busting the tooth fairy.
06:46What the same hill?
06:51Officers, arrest these two miscreants.
06:55Yes, says who?
06:57Don't you recognize me?
06:59Ahem.
07:02Ahem.
07:03Ahem.
07:05Ahem.
07:06Ahem.
07:06Ahem.
07:06Ahem.
07:08Ahem.
07:09There.
07:10Now, do you remember me?
07:12Yeah.
07:13I think I saw yous in Macy's parade.
07:15Now go on.
07:16Get out of here before I arrest you for assault.
07:20But those two robbed a jewelry store.
07:23Yeah, where's your proof?
07:29Look, buddy, we're busy here.
07:31Why don't you go back to your costume party, okay?
07:38You sure make it hard to fight crime in this city.
07:42Have a nice day.
07:44Bye.
07:49Sheesh, I'm transformed back to the Bronx.
07:58Well, so far, no love.
08:00Perhaps we should split up.
08:02We'll meet back here in an hour.
08:09Look, up in the sky.
08:11I can't believe he said that.
08:16What kind of a city is this?
08:19Where are the super villains?
08:22Ah, there they are.
08:24What are you doing?
08:26My job, Ray.
08:28You know, what we get paid for?
08:31Uh-oh.
08:34Surrender in the name of justice.
08:37Captain Steel, you've got it all wrong.
08:40We're on your side.
08:41That's what they all say.
08:44Ahem.
08:47Ahem.
08:47Ahem.
08:49Yow.
08:50Ouch.
08:55As much as I hate to destroy public property...
08:59Ahem.
09:01Whoa!
09:06Oh, come on, come on.
09:09Now what's he gonna do?
09:11Hey, he's your hero.
09:12You tell us.
09:19I've had enough excitement for one day.
09:21I'm out of here.
09:26Good thing he didn't finish drawing the comet.
09:30If Steel can get out of here, so can I.
09:34If Steel can get out of here, so can I.
09:43A brand new world, ripe for the picking.
09:46As soon as I get rid of Captain Steel.
10:13another day another defeat for evildoers can't we talk this over
10:29i told you i said don't mess around with captain steel but did you listen no ray not now don't
10:38worry
10:38they'll take us to the police they'll vouch for us and we'll be free there's no problem
10:47then again maybe there is surprise steel for brain
10:59what the sometimes i really hate this job
11:07at this speed hitting the river will be like hitting concrete
11:13the real ghostbusters will return after these messages
11:20we now return to the real ghostbusters
11:26if i can just reach the trigger
11:35aim at the water and cross the streams are you crazy just do it
11:40might as well go out with a bang
12:01pretty fancy egon how'd you know crossing the streams would do that
12:04i didn't say what i figured couldn't hurt
12:17boy they really don't like each other much
12:44farewell captain steel with you out of the way this world is mine
13:04captain steel ray stop forget it you'd need a hard hat the size of detroit to go in there
13:23i can't believe it the world's mightiest superhero
13:38now that's what i call tough captain
13:42you gotta believe us captain steel we're good guys
13:45see member and good standing of the official captain steel junior crime stoppers club
13:50well why didn't you say so before we were too busy protecting ourselves
13:57we forgot about dr destructo
14:02he's gone
14:03we've got to find him
14:06before he unleashes whatever fiendish plan he's concocting
14:10oh i love it when you say stuff like that
14:13i need nearly unlimited power to make my plan work
14:17and it looks like i've found it
14:38may i help you
14:41i am dr destructo and you are my prisoner
14:48dr bankman won't like this he hates to pay me overtime
14:53we'd better keep a low profile so we can find dr destructo before he finds us
14:58good idea
15:00why don't you switch to your secret identity of kurt clint
15:03mild-mannered public accountant for a great metropolitan ad agency
15:06good idea
15:13wow that's great
15:14what a disguise
15:16come on there's no time to waste
15:19all he did was change his clothes and put on a pair of glasses
15:22some disguise
15:25hey don't knock it man it works
15:28i hope dr destructo is nearsighted
15:34we'll head back to headquarters and discuss our next move
15:57it's some kind of force field
15:59drat i was afraid of something like this
16:02dr destructo's taken over our headquarters
16:05he could adapt the power grid to run his evil devices
16:10you're starting to sound like him
16:12this is serious peter
16:13if destructo disconnects the power
16:15don't tell me
16:17i remember the last time it happened
16:19okay let's lock and load and blow that force field away
16:31it's not working
16:32deactivate power
16:34well that did a lot of good
16:36can't you do something
16:39i'll try
16:42oh that's deep
16:44wow
16:44where does he put the suit
16:47shh
16:59wait
16:59that's not the way
17:00we have to neutralize it
17:02but to do that we need to know its frequency
17:04and only dr destructo knows that
17:07wrong
17:08there's one other who would know
17:10len wolfman
17:15careful with that equipment buddy
17:17you break it
17:18you bought it
17:19quiet
17:20i've almost finished connecting the power source to my mental neutralizer
17:24imagine my excitement
17:27so what's it gonna do
17:29it will turn every man woman and child on earth
17:33into mindless zombies under my control
17:36you ought to work in television programs
17:41so you see mr wolfman
17:42since you created dr destructo
17:45you know the nature of his weaponry
17:47you've got to come up with something to neutralize that force field
17:51okay i'll give it a shot
17:53if he quits fooling around and gets back into my comic where he belongs
17:59it's your decision captain steel
18:01when the fate of the world is at stake
18:04there's only one decision possible
18:06i'll do it
18:08dr destructo uses nucleonic energy to power his force field
18:12so this quasitronic nuclear inverter ought to weaken it
18:19swell
18:19but how do we get it off the page
18:22leave that to me
18:23stand back
18:37nice trick
18:38come on
18:39there's no time to lose
18:42it's finished
18:44wait
18:45if you turn off the power to the grid
18:48you'll be setting up the million ghosts free
18:51yeah
18:55you must be really desperate
18:57to expect me to fall for a story like that
19:03what was that
19:10now captain steel
19:15all right let's get him
19:32no one moves or i throw this switch
19:36even you aren't fast enough to stop me steel
19:39i'll admit it's not the most satisfying way to conquer the world
19:42but i'll take what i can get
19:51what's going on
19:56stop
20:11you gotta tell us how you did that
20:13yeah it's simple
20:14you see dr destructo and captain steel aren't real
20:18at least not like we are in the comics dr destructo doesn't have any superpowers
20:23so he didn't have the sheer strength to resist our weapons like captain steel does
20:27so you took a chance that the grid would trap him like it would a ghost
20:32exactly
20:33good job junior crimestopper
20:38well
20:38so long captain steel
20:40we'll miss you
20:41i guess being cancelled won't be so bad
20:45i probably won't feel a thing
20:47cancelled
20:48what are you talking about
20:50but we thought this was the last issue
20:52heck no
20:53with all the publicity he stirred up flying around the city
20:57we got orders coming in like crazy
20:59then back to delta city to battle
21:03uh who am i going to battle now that dr destructo has been defeated
21:08don't worry i'll think of something
21:15boy i'm glad that's over
21:16what a great guy sure wish i could be like captain steel
21:21hey wait a minute sure it's a natural
21:25hey how'd you guys like to be the heroes of my next series
21:29wow
21:35hey wait a minute guys can't we talk it over
21:42the real ghostbusters will return after these messages
21:49we now return to the real ghostbusters
21:51oh
21:59oh
22:00Oh, my God.
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