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00:00Stand easy good guys. Ignore them. Shut up! Ignore them. Don't pay them any attention at all.
00:09It's great to see you all back in uniform. I hope it feels good. I feel good in mine.
00:15Remember, this is a symbol of authority.
00:18The good guys are back together. They have been demoted to uniform.
00:23This is not a step down at all. I don't want you to think about this.
00:27And I don't want this referred to as a tit at all.
00:31It has many uses, does it not? Ray, to such as...
00:36Well, you can stand on it and look over garden walls and look for criminals.
00:40Indeed, you can gain height in this way. In fact, we should demonstrate. Ray, you'll be my wall.
00:43OK. I'll always be a wall for you, sir.
00:46Can I just demonstrate for us? Climb up here.
00:49Oh, my... Are you all right?
00:51Are you all right?
00:51Well, don't just stand there and nick them!
00:53Just get out of here!
00:54Use laws if necessary! Cheeky little butt!
01:22The good guys!
01:24The good guys!
01:24The good guys!
01:24The good guys!
01:44Well, due to the success of the last series, I've been put in a slightly awkward position, where I've had
01:50the BBC beating at my door again.
01:53And all those execs twisting my arm now to do a second series.
01:58This show is a show about two policemen. Unfortunately, it's about you two policemen.
02:03That makes you boring. You don't have the talent for it. You're not telegenic.
02:07It was a tremendous success, the last series. The viewing figures were massively high.
02:12It started at 2.6 million.
02:14Yeah.
02:15And went down to 0.5.
02:18And, of course, when you get a success like that, you want to repeat it.
02:22I mean, it's very good that you've come in here, and I can tell you to your faces that your
02:27faces don't fit. Like the letterbox mouth that's there mentioned several times.
02:35Geoffrey, please. And please, I'm begging you, do not call this show. We've put so much effort and time into
02:42this.
02:43Yes, in fact, I've explained to you. I am very sympathetic. I'm listening very hard to what you're saying.
02:48Sergeant Ash has given up his holiday to do with it.
02:51I am, of course, well aware that we had serious problems with the last operation. Quite frankly, the good guys
02:58were bad.
02:59All right, lads, call my line. The commissioner has insisted on a retraining programme.
03:05Shut up. Get back over there. Shut up, you as well.
03:08I am completely convinced that the good guys will now become a force to be reckoned with rather than a
03:14disgrace to the force.
03:16Is that right?
03:18I'm the staff sergeant here. You will all address me as staff. You understand? I can't hear nothing.
03:24Right. What's this for, Marilyn? It's my guitar.
03:28Of course they're doing retraining. What else do you think they're doing? They were a complete shower.
03:32Shut up, you. Are you tall enough to be a policeman?
03:39Are you? You're short, fat, and as blind as a bat. Do you understand? So shut it.
03:51Move!
03:52He's lucky that he's a senior officer. Do you hear him call me fatty? He's not exactly skinny himself, is
03:57he?
03:57Yes, I mean, personally, I don't believe in psychoanalysts, but really, I was at the end of my tether and
04:02I decided I had to get somebody in, a specialist, to really find out what had gone wrong.
04:07Bones is first on the psychiatrist's couch and talks about his school days.
04:15Well, in general, you know, it's all right.
04:22All right?
04:24You know, the usual bit of bullying, you know, at school and stuff.
04:30I just thought, if we filled it up with water and left it overnight, it might just be so seductive.
04:35Look at this thing. It's straight in there.
04:39Four or five of them held me down and...
04:41Mm-hm.
04:45Put a whole jar of Coleman's mustard over my urogenital area.
04:53How did that feel?
04:58Hot.
04:59No long faces this week, please. OK? It's not a retraining course, it's merely a refresher. So let's enjoy it,
05:06for goodness sake, OK? Come on, cheer on!
05:09That's more like it. That's better.
05:11I'm gonna be here. Hold position here. Ray, you're gonna be underneath me, as usual. Desaad, Bill, you take this
05:16one.
05:16Sir?
05:17It's not on the bottom.
05:18Steam. Steam already. It won't pop up with steam. 22 years I've had that.
05:23What do you see?
05:29Violence. Threatening. Scary.
05:31Scary. OK.
05:33What about that one?
05:36Also very threatening.
05:38What do you see in it?
05:41Well, it looks like one of the Yetis in Doctor Who.
05:45You're very funny.
05:46Oi! Oi!
05:48Get rid of it!
05:50Stop it! Give it back to me!
05:52Oi!
05:53Oh, no!
05:54Get the duck!
05:58Oh, ****ing hell, mate! That's disgusting, Rob!
06:01What is it? What is it?
06:02What is it? What is it?
06:05What is it?
06:05What is it?
06:07What's disgusting? What have you got in there, man? What is it?
06:09When I travel, I always take it everywhere with me.
06:17You take it with you?
06:18Yeah, everywhere, everywhere. I mean, when I'm working at home, obviously I leave it at home.
06:24Well, that is your real testicle.
06:28Yeah.
06:30Well, the doctor suggested when I had it removed that if I carried it with me at all times, I
06:36wouldn't feel such a loss.
06:39So, what's that then? The other stuff? Is that wee-wee?
06:42Right, you're all here today because you've failed dramatically on the streets, and this is a training centre where you
06:49will have to be physically trained again to work as a team.
06:52Can you just clear one thing up for me, please?
06:54Shut up, you. Lose the hat. Someone take his hat.
06:57Come over here.
06:59Come over here.
07:01Right, we've got a chart here. It's called a progress chart, and it charts your progress, as in a point
07:08system.
07:09Hold it still.
07:11Right, all your names are on the bottom, and when I call them out, I want you to answer.
07:16Staff.
07:18Staff.
07:18We have Decidey.
07:20Decide.
07:21Shut up.
07:23Bill Zenga.
07:24Zabub.
07:25Staff.
07:27Ash. Staff.
07:28Bitch.
07:31Hold it up.
07:33Bitch, is that you?
07:35Beach.
07:36And when you're relating to authority figures, are you always happy to do as you're told?
07:42Oh, certainly, yes. I always respond well to authority.
07:45Found yourself in bed already, have you?
07:47Yes, senior officer. Pole position.
07:49Pole position, my bollocks. You get up there, you down there where I can see you.
07:53You don't feel threatened by being told what to do?
07:57Not at all.
07:59It's part of my job.
08:00And what's your problem?
08:02I don't have a problem.
08:04Then smile.
08:05Let me see a smile on that face.
08:08I said smile.
08:10That's what I like to see.
08:11I'd like to see my men happy.
08:14I expect my men to follow my lead in that and respond to myself as a senior figure.
08:21You've just got to stop.
08:22I know.
08:22You shouldn't be talking to me like that.
08:24I know.
08:25Not in front of everybody.
08:26I know.
08:26Well, you go and have a word with us.
08:29I will.
08:29Just turn to pack it in.
08:30I will.
08:31But listen, tonight you can pop up here if you want.
08:34What?
08:35Tonight you can pop up here.
08:38I beg your pardon.
08:39When the lights go out, you can go up here and I'll go on the down one.
08:43Yeah, OK.
08:45What do you want me to say to me?
08:47Blush my f***ing head now.
08:49Why does talking about your mother make you feel so threatened?
08:53Talking about my mother doesn't make me feel threatened.
08:57You bloody people are all the same, aren't you?
09:00If you don't see something sinister in what people are thinking or saying,
09:03you have to pot something there, don't you?
09:05Well, you're not catching me out like that, Charlie.
09:08Why'd you got a tie on?
09:09Well, where's your tie?
09:11In the dormitory, sir.
09:14Tell me something else.
09:15Why is your shirt hanging out at the bottom of your pants?
09:18I'll tuck your shirt in there.
09:20And the shoes, why haven't they seen a bit of polish?
09:23Well, that's not appropriate, please.
09:25Shut up.
09:26Sit down.
09:27Sorry.
09:29Put it down!
09:31Put it down!
09:34I hate you!
09:37Oh, no!
09:40Whoa!
09:45Wow.
09:46That feels fantastic.
09:47It feels like everything's gone.
09:49Everything's gone.
09:49All the pressure, tension has been lifted now.
09:51Good.
09:52I feel marvellous to it.
09:53Good.
09:53I really do.
09:54Good.
09:55In fact, I'm going to have analysis as often as I possibly can.
09:58Good.
09:58Everybody should indulge in it.
10:00It's really good.
10:00I can't thank you enough.
10:02Well, thank you, James.
10:02You've been...
10:03No, that's all.
10:04I feel great.
10:05Tricky.
10:06Take care.
10:07Oh, naughty, naughty.
10:09You chaps get everywhere, now, eh?
10:18And what have we got here?
10:20So, a letter from my uncle's staff.
10:22Oh, it's just explaining why you can't do P.E., I presume, yeah?
10:30So, your uncle is the commissioner?
10:33What about this one, Mark?
10:38What do you see there?
10:44Um...
10:47No.
10:49Sorry, Al.
10:50Right, as I look amongst you today, I'm about ready to pick out an assistant, a monitor,
10:56if you like.
10:57That's going to be my right-hand man, who wield the same amount of power that I do, over
11:02you lot.
11:04Sit down, bitch.
11:07Bitch, sit down.
11:08No.
11:09Now.
11:10We can't see...
11:11Can't see anything there.
11:13No.
11:13Turn it upside down, maybe.
11:15Turn it around.
11:16This way.
11:17Mm-hmm.
11:19What does that remind you of?
11:22Pfft.
11:23No.
11:24Sorry.
11:25No.
11:25And my choice is...
11:27Mark.
11:29What?
11:30Mark?
11:30Me, sir?
11:31Yes, you, Mark.
11:32Come up here, son.
11:33And this.
11:34Does that...
11:35Does that look like smoke?
11:38Smoke?
11:39Sort of.
11:40Not really.
11:41Mm-hmm.
11:42I see what you mean.
11:43It's not a dog smoking a pipe.
11:46There's a pipe here, look.
11:49It's a smoke.
11:50It's his tail.
11:53No, I can't see that, no.
11:56You will take notice of him the same as you would me.
11:59Is that understood?
12:00Stop.
12:01Can you hear that, Mark?
12:01Staff can't hear you!
12:03Stop!
12:04That's better.
12:05And if it were a dog?
12:06Mm-hmm.
12:08How would that make you feel?
12:11Pfft.
12:13Right.
12:13Today's exercise is all about teamwork.
12:16Mark?
12:17Staff!
12:18Pick two captains out.
12:19For the first time, Mark is asked to assert his authority.
12:28Now, you don't understand, but me and the governor, we are, we're like that.
12:32Mm-hmm.
12:32We're joint at the hip.
12:34We're like Cagney and Lacey, Dempsey and Makepeace.
12:37We're a team.
12:39Captain?
12:40If I asked you to climb a mountain, would you wear a pair of slippers?
12:44No, you wouldn't.
12:46So I don't want to see you wearing boating shoes in the PE gym.
12:50Is that clear?
12:51Now, up to the front.
12:53Together, we work as one.
12:56And he'll never let me down.
12:58And I'll never let him down.
13:00Start.
13:03Decide.
13:06I had a dream once.
13:08A very strange dream.
13:10That I was in a dark room and I heard him call me.
13:15And he says, Ray.
13:16Ray.
13:17And I looked there and he was all golden.
13:21Bill.
13:25And he looked like a Buddha.
13:28And he said, Ray, follow me.
13:31Follow me.
13:34It was just such a beautiful dream.
13:41All teams selected.
13:43Stars.
13:45Right.
13:46Well, I'm not going to have this great leader of men bitch with the best team.
13:51Mark.
13:51Nice.
13:52Jumble them up.
13:57Gary Bones, team one.
13:58And Bill Desar, team two.
14:02When he sings to me, there's no need for it.
14:05He doesn't have to do that.
14:07But he knows I love it.
14:08The sound of his voice.
14:10Ash.
14:11Join Beech.
14:13Get on with it.
14:17There's a bit of luck, sir, isn't it?
14:18I nearly wasn't on your team.
14:20Go on, Bones.
14:25I am standing in a river.
14:27A raging river.
14:29And today's exercise is an initiative test in order for you to get you and your team over the raging
14:35river.
14:36Now, you're on a timer, so let's go.
14:38Keep it shut, you.
14:40Let's go.
14:41Gather round.
14:41Gather round, my man.
14:42Right, let's go.
14:43No, no, no.
14:44Stay, stay, stay.
14:44But he's timing us.
14:45You're in the raging river, sir.
14:49No.
14:50More haste.
14:50Less speed.
14:51Let's all be calm about this.
14:52Let's back to school.
14:53It's basic physics that we're after.
14:55I want you to remember three things.
14:58EFM.
14:59Equilibrium.
14:59Fulcum.
15:00Here you go, Sarge.
15:01And meniscus.
15:02It's all a question of weight distribution.
15:04OK?
15:05This way.
15:07They've done it.
15:08They've done it.
15:09They've done it, sir.
15:09They've done it.
15:10They've done it.
15:10They've gone.
15:10We can't use their bridge.
15:11We're screwed.
15:12There's nothing left.
15:13There's nothing left for us to use.
15:14We should have grabbed something first.
15:15All right, plan two.
15:16Ray, put that away.
15:17Give it to Gary.
15:18Very tough.
15:19Ray, stop wanting.
15:20Don't stop on me now.
15:21I'm sorry, sir.
15:22It's my vertebrae popping.
15:24Shut up.
15:25Ah!
15:26Ah!
15:27Ah!
15:27Oh!
15:27Shut up.
15:28It's my coccyx, sir.
15:29There we go.
15:30That's it.
15:30Next one.
15:31The B team finally completes the course.
15:34A sandwich.
15:35The K team was shut, sir.
15:36We weren't out there that long, Ray.
15:37It was four and a half hours, sir.
15:39We do the job properly, that's why.
15:41Buttocks.
15:43Buttocks in a mouth.
15:45With tits as lips.
15:47In a mouth?
15:48Yeah.
15:50What have you got there, sir?
15:53Donuts, sir.
15:54From the canteen?
15:55No.
15:55Me and Bill smuggled them in.
15:56What?
15:58You are pathetic.
16:00Black market economy.
16:01You're nothing but gangsters.
16:02Thank you, sir.
16:04All I see is, like, big, like that.
16:08Big buttons, like that.
16:09Big.
16:10And I go up and slap on the face.
16:14Lovely.
16:15How much are they?
16:16Yeah.
16:16How much are they?
16:19They are, Jen.
16:20Ray, come here.
16:22Yes, sir.
16:22When it slaps like that, the fat goes like that.
16:25Little brick boards.
16:27Lovely.
16:29You're here for getting me.
16:31Do you want to do halves, Anna?
16:33Can I do that?
16:34If you like something.
16:36Thank you, sir.
16:37All right, then.
16:38How's your doing business with you?
16:43Sorry.
16:44Thank you, sir.
16:46Sometimes I sit on my chest like this.
16:49It's like having two huge sacks of flour on my chest.
16:55And I can't move.
16:58I think that's why I joined the police.
17:01Well, I don't trust no-one.
17:02Especially when there's a million people sleeping in one room.
17:05You never know when they're going to come, do you?
17:08So this is more like an indoor wind chime.
17:11It gives me a bit of warning.
17:14That's why I've stayed alive so long.
17:17Don't get any creases in this evening.
17:19Don't you worry, sir.
17:20It'll be so crisp in the morning, it'll walk out on its own.
17:33It'll be so crisp, it'll be so crisp.
17:36I'm sorry.
17:36See what I mean?
17:38You got that Mars pot, then?
17:39Yeah.
17:40I'm starving.
17:41I'm reshaping now.
17:43The state of that.
17:45It's a pellet shape.
17:46What is that?
17:47It's horrible.
17:48It's that delivery service, mate.
17:50Oh!
17:51That coffee's worth it.
17:53Oh, good.
17:53I was trying she didn't have a Snickers bar in a minute.
17:56It's a snack.
17:58Oh, that's disgusting, Bill.
18:01What, it's still in a wrapper?
18:02Smell that.
18:02No, no, I know where it's come from, mate.
18:04No way.
18:04I want me money back.
18:05Oh, mate.
18:08What's that?
18:10A finger.
18:10I know it's a finger.
18:12It's a dirty finger.
18:13And while you're at it, you can wash the toilet with a toothbrush.
18:17Do you understand?
18:27Ray, wash the toilet when you're finished doing it.
18:31Let's have a look.
18:32Yeah, look.
18:32The bounding bar.
18:34I ain't touching it.
18:36I'll give it a wash.
18:37I'll give it a wash.
18:37All right.
18:38That is disgusting.
18:40He's straightening up a bit.
18:41All right.
18:43So then, wait your hands off, snake in.
18:45Come on.
18:45They're nervous, have ya?
18:47Cost drinks.
18:48Come on, duck boy.
18:49Bill, come on.
18:50Come on.
18:50Come on, duck boy.
18:51Bill, come on.
18:51Come on, duck.
18:52Move up.
18:53Move up.
18:53I'm on it, I'm on it.
18:54Come on, bones.
18:55Come on, son.
18:56Don't wake me up like that.
18:57Don't wake me up like that.
18:58Just get out of the bucket.
18:59You've got three minutes to shower.
19:01Basically, when you start off, it's just the spirit that leaves the body.
19:05But eventually, as you move on, progress to be a fully fledged flying sidoo, you can fly.
19:11Physically fly.
19:12Sir, are you all right?
19:13A cup of tea?
19:14Oh, strange.
19:16Make him get dressed.
19:17Come on, you.
19:18Up you go.
19:19Oh!
19:21Sorry.
19:21All right.
19:23Give me a wet one.
19:24Good grief.
19:25Two locks.
19:26Got one even locked now.
19:26String, put a towel around ya.
19:28Quickly!
19:29All right.
19:29Ja, guru, deva, om.
19:41That was quite a good one, though.
19:44That was flying.
19:46Yeah.
19:47Are you sure this is all really necessary?
19:49Aware of the need for high ratings, the BBC is attempting to inject some glamour into the show.
19:55Just do as I said.
19:56Remember all I said about that?
19:56So this is gonna help me get a... my own series?
19:59Definitely.
19:59Just me?
20:00Try my best, but just...
20:01Just do the noise.
20:01These are even in my own tits.
20:04Didn't you hear that noise last night?
20:05Spooky noise?
20:07It was like a baby crying.
20:08It's always a terrible one.
20:09It's like a terrible one.
20:10It's like a terrible one.
20:12It's like...
20:13It wasn't, are you?
20:13No.
20:14The rhythm was wrong.
20:16It was all like...
20:17Ha!
20:17Ha!
20:18Ha!
20:19Wasn't it?
20:19Like a very young child?
20:21No, no, no.
20:22It's more like an Indian mongoose.
20:24Sorry.
20:25You know, just as there a battle attacked the snake and went...
20:27Hee hee hee!
20:29Hee hee hee!
20:30Hee hee hee!
20:30Hee hee!
20:31That's too high-pitched.
20:32It was lower pitch, Sarge.
20:33I've got perfect pitch.
20:34And it was like...
20:36Yeah, that's it.
20:37It was the sight.
20:37And it went strings.
20:39It didn't go down.
20:40It went down.
20:41Ha!
20:43Ha!
20:44Ha!
20:45Ha!
20:46Ha!
20:47Ha!
20:54Ha!
20:54It sounded like someone was definitely in pain.
20:56Because you could hear that.
20:57Ha!
20:58It's more an exception.
20:59Yeah, it was all night, wasn't it?
21:00Yeah.
21:03Ha!
21:05Away you go, Amy.
21:06Well, I would be giving you a demonstration on mouth-to-mouth resuscitation had I got my rispertadol.
21:11But obviously I can't show you because someone's taken it.
21:15I'm sorry.
21:15Is that the...
21:16Like the mouth and the...
21:17Like the foam legs?
21:18Yes, it is.
21:18Have you seen it?
21:19Sorry, I know exactly where it is.
21:20Yes, sir.
21:21Two points, sir.
21:22Oh, two points.
21:24Oh, sorry.
21:30Oh!
21:35And then, literally, hold the head straight, chin back, mouth open.
21:42Just gently squeeze the nose.
21:44Don't go near it.
21:45Don't go...
21:45You can't let her go near it.
21:47Come on, guys.
21:47You're disgusting.
21:48That is...
21:50That is disgusting.
21:51Ugh.
21:52This is a Redman suit.
21:54It allows us to simulate a full attack without any danger or pain to the wearer.
22:00Now, when I leave the side of the wearer, I want you to fully attack him.
22:05All-out attack.
22:06Hold nothing back.
22:07You'll be able to handle that, surely, won't you?
22:11Let's put your little helmet on there.
22:17Come on, come on.
22:18Come on.
22:19I expect no quarters.
22:20I'll give you none.
22:21What's the matter with you, you bunch of wusses?
22:24Come on!
22:26Come on!
22:28Come on!
22:29Come on!
22:30Come on!
22:34There's a bruise there.
22:35Ow!
22:36Yes, all right.
22:37There's a big bruise.
22:38No!
22:38And a massive...
22:39I know what bruises are.
22:40I can feel them.
22:41Did I hurt?
22:43No, of course they don't.
22:46They only hurt when I breathe.
22:47Right.
22:49As a team, you've nearly got all the points that you need to take you through the course.
22:54And I can compliment most of you on what you've done and achieved.
22:58But there's still one or two who are utter and complete crap.
23:04Crap.
23:05Listen, I'm not...
23:06Sit down!
23:07OK.
23:10Right.
23:10That's from tomorrow morning, 0900 hours.
23:12You'll be leaving the establishment and you'll be back on the street.
23:15But until then, you're mine.
23:17You are under my jurisdiction, the establishment and Mark.
23:21Staff!
23:22And you will not eat, sleep, shit without my notification or my knowledge of it.
23:28But Strings has other ideas.
23:30Yeah.
23:32Fantastic, mate.
23:33Yeah.
23:35What do you think I'll do?
23:36Give me that to you.
23:37You're confined to your door.
23:39For the time you're already here now, you are confined to your door.
23:42I don't want you to speak to anyone outside this perimeter of this campus.
23:46Do you understand me?
23:46Look, Staff.
23:47Marilyn, do you understand me?
23:49Staff.
23:52Staff, don't put it in the bin.
23:56The manager's out there with a contract, waiting to be signed.
23:59You're confined, mate.
23:59You're confined.
24:00I know.
24:01So you've got to help me get out there without getting caught.
24:02I don't want to lose your points or anything.
24:04Strings, if we get caught, that's it.
24:06There's no Operation Zorro.
24:07All the points will be out the window, mate.
24:09Look, when I make it, there's a big population.
24:12If I start, you'll be with me anyway.
24:13You can be my security.
24:15I'll tuck it in.
24:16I'll tuck it in.
24:17Oh, shit.
24:18You all right in there, Strings?
24:20Not hot, son?
24:21Yeah, sorry, mate.
24:21You'll have to make do.
24:22All right.
24:23We'll leave you here.
24:24We'll come back and get you, yeah?
24:25Don't forget to come back, will you?
24:26Of course not.
24:26Don't be too long.
24:27All right.
24:28Keep it down, son.
24:29Good luck, Strings.
24:30Cheers, Bones.
24:31Strings' new manager arrives for the secret meeting.
24:34In the box.
24:35You're in the box?
24:36Yeah.
24:37Hey, what is Campbell doing here?
24:38I have contract.
24:39I have contract?
24:40Quick, because they're coming back for me.
24:41Okay, I passed contract through, and there is contract.
24:46Contract is in your fingers.
24:48Ah, I've got it.
24:49All right.
24:50Now, you sign contract, Stringska.
24:52It's not very thick, is it?
24:54No, but it's something else thick for you I have.
24:58What I can say is that they've come as individuals, and I've forced them into a team.
25:02And now they'll work as a team.
25:04And as you can see by the points that they've mounted up, obviously some have not done so well, but
25:08most of them have really flew.
25:10And like I say, I mean, you know, they're working together.
25:12So I'm quite happy with the result.
25:14Are you sure that camera light doesn't find us?
25:16Yeah, it's good.
25:16We can't be seen?
25:17No.
25:18All right.
25:19This is a very, very secret mission.
25:21Very important mission.
25:21We've got to be like ninjas in the night, and I'm the officer in command, okay?
25:24Not that cockley kit in the red shirt.
25:26Do you understand me?
25:27What's going on?
25:28Where'd you come from?
25:30How'd you find us?
25:32I saw the camera light out there.
25:33What are you doing?
25:34You said we couldn't be seen.
25:37We're going on a mission.
25:39You can't do that stuff, it'll kill you.
25:41Bullocks the stuff.
25:42You're either with us or you're against us.
25:43What's it going to be?
25:46What a secret mission?
25:47Yes.
25:49You all right?
25:50Yeah.
25:50Come here.
25:51Come here.
25:52Come on, Mark.
25:53Shh.
25:54Shh.
25:58Shh.
25:59Come on.
25:59Okay.
26:02Shh.
26:04Shh.
26:05Shh.
26:06Shh.
26:07Boys, let us out.
26:08Shut up.
26:09It's all organising.
26:10Bill, over.
26:11First one.
26:12Shut up.
26:14Gary.
26:16Come on, next one.
26:17All right.
26:36Yeah, well, I think as a team, I mean, they work quite well together.
26:40There was one or two individuals who really, you know, stopped a lot of things happening,
26:46which was beach for one.
26:49Ash.
26:49Well, Ash as well, yeah.
26:51I mean, you know, he needed a little bit of prodding.
26:53And bones.
26:54Well, he's physically inadequate, really, bones.
26:56I mean, he's got to lose a little bit of weight.
26:59All right.
26:59Mission accomplished.
27:00All right.
27:01Gather round.
27:02Come on.
27:02Listen, guys.
27:03It's been a good night.
27:04Let's fight.
27:05Shh, shh, shh.
27:06Bit of decorum.
27:08Gary.
27:08No.
27:08It was Carl.
27:10Shut up.
27:11Oh, my God.
27:13Listen.
27:14Gary.
27:16Listen, it's back to ninja mode now, right?
27:21It's disgusting.
27:22No, look.
27:23It's all over your bloody trousers now.
27:25We're going to lose points for this.
27:27Get these trousers on.
27:29Get them off right.
27:29Get these trousers.
27:30Come here.
27:31On their return to camp, Gary is in danger of losing the team their hard-earned points.
27:36Shut it.
27:37Shh.
27:38OK?
27:38All right, now get it moving.
27:40Come on.
27:41Let's go.
27:41I can't stand another week in this place.
27:43My trousers are back.
27:45Try and shut me up.
27:47What are you doing?
27:47Get him in there.
27:49Get him in there.
27:50Get him in there.
27:50Do what the bitch tells you.
27:53Drastic action is needed.
27:55That's it.
27:56That's it.
27:56I will not be signered.
27:59No, no.
28:00Marcel, I've not witnessed any bullying or racism in the 20 years that I've been at the
28:03college.
28:04And I want to make it abundantly clear, there is no bullying or racism in today's police force.
28:10We can't leave him like this, sir.
28:11I know.
28:11I know.
28:13Gary.
28:13Gary, you're going to lose all our points.
28:15Will you be quiet?
28:17Please.
28:18No!
28:20What the fuck is going on here?
28:27I'm gonna get you.
28:31Ready or done, here I come.
28:35I'm gonna get you.
28:37Get you.
28:38Next week, two Hollywood stars come to see the good guys in action.
28:42I'm gonna get you.
28:44Get you.
28:45Get you.
28:48Get you.
28:49Get you.
28:49Get you.
28:52Get you.
28:52Get you.
28:53Get you.
28:54Get you.
28:55Get you.
28:55Get you.
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