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00:01OK, what we just witnessed then was a J-turn
00:05taking you through 180 degrees. It's a very skilled thing.
00:07It allows us to take evasive action at a short period of time.
00:11Ray, just pass the gun.
00:13This tent tends to frighten the public a bit, so we've got to watch.
00:16Now, Ray's going to reverse at speed.
00:19Right now, that's it.
00:21No, Ray, stop!
00:22Oh, did I hit her? Did I hit her?
00:26You all right?
00:32Right!
00:34Is she grieving?
00:35Yes!
01:01The good guy.
01:03The good guy.
01:23It could have been an awful lot worse. It really could.
01:28And that young lady is very fortunate that it was us that were coming along and not a normal motorist.
01:34At least we had trained. And, you know, had it been a non-professional in that situation, it could have
01:41been carnage.
01:43It's right, isn't it?
01:45Yes, sir.
01:48Let's stick to what we agreed to talk about. Now, we've got serious police matters and I hope you're going
01:53to make a serious film about this.
01:54And that's what people want to see. So let's stick to the agenda we have, shall we? I think you're
02:00out.
02:00Okay, gentlemen. Detective Inspector David.
02:15London, as we know. A warrant of no-filtrator. A warrant of crime. A hothead of crime. Some of it
02:25petty, some of it not.
02:27But it's the not so petty that we're interested in, gentlemen.
02:30There isn't anything nasty that Mr McCarthy doesn't deal in. And we want to put a stop to this.
02:36And that's why we've created Operation Good Guys.
02:39McCarthy is known locally as the Teflon and Bond.
02:42If I can say Teflon, I don't know if we're advertising anything.
02:47But nothing sticks to him. And we've got to make something stick.
02:52But this is the chap we're dealing with. This is the gentleman. If we can call him that. Smarter McCarthy.
02:58Call him.
02:59Try and pay, sir.
03:01Okay, all right, all right. Calm down. Yes, he does like to be seen with lovely ladies.
03:06And no, they're not his mum and his auntie. All right?
03:11We want to bring people together from all parts of the force. Specialists, if you like.
03:18So we've picked a crack crew here. Our group guys.
03:24Well, I'm DI Beach's right-hand man, you see. I've always worked with DI Beach.
03:28In fact, life without DI Beach to me is no life at all.
03:32To draw a simile on my job, well, if you think of Star Trek, you know, sort of, John Luke
03:38Picard,
03:38and Colonel Riker, I'm Colonel Riker, of the two. I'd better be going.
03:44Walker Factor 9.
04:01Yeah, it's quite exciting working with DI Beach, you know, because I know I'm like, well, I guess I am
04:05his first choice, do you know what I mean?
04:07As far as, you know, getting staff together is concerned, because, well, you know, I've got quite a good history,
04:12really.
04:12I've worked all over the country, do you know what I mean?
04:14And, like, being a black hopper hasn't kind of held me back, do you know what I mean?
04:17Except when I sort of did an undercover job in Shropshire, whereas it was kind of obvious that, like, well,
04:23I wasn't local, so I couldn't quite fit in.
04:26You know, it's just an honour, really, to be chosen for this team. I understand I was the governor's first
04:31choice.
04:32And, er, I don't know, it's a bit like being chosen to play for the Rolling Stones or something, really,
04:38you know, it doesn't get any better than that.
04:41There was actually one of the officers was my first choice, I'm very pleased to have him, which is John
04:45Mark. I'm delighted that he's on board.
04:48Isn't he the commissioner's nephew?
04:51Yes, yes, he is the commissioner's nephew. Very good officer.
04:57Just come out of Hendon, which is like, erm, I don't know if you know, it's like college, where you
05:02go before you sort of get your sort of badge.
05:05I won the five-a-side tournament there, which was pretty good. Got a sort of medal for that, actually.
05:11You know, that sort of stuff, and you do all sorts of stuff, you know, like, sort of police-y
05:15things, so I've done that.
05:19Quite frankly, I don't care what their religion, their creed, their race is, they can be black, yellow, white, I
05:27don't mind.
05:27They can walk around in suspender belts, I don't even question what they wear, I don't think they can do
05:32what they want, but as long as they do the job properly, that's all I'm concerned about.
05:37OK. Is that good? Is that all right for you? Yeah.
05:41It's very confusing when you see something like this over your head.
05:45Let's get to the McCarthy family tree, shall we?
05:49Here they all are, a pretty foul bunch they are too. Can we just hook this up?
05:53Is it ready, Ray? Can I take it up? Thank you.
05:55All right.
06:03And the reason we've had this hand-picked team is because in many cases you find units aren't actually working
06:10together in a coherent cohesion.
06:12So, gentlemen, there you have it, McCarthy family tree. Let's move swiftly along. Now, the other major tool that you
06:23have at your disposal is the mainframe computer here.
06:28OK. And Smile McCarthy will rue the day that Bill Gates was born.
06:32Excuse me, sir. Sorry, it came to, um, who's Bill Gates?
06:36Windows. The computer window man.
06:39Brilliant guy. Like Ted Martin.
06:41No, no, he's California.
06:43Oh, I think he's California. American gentlemen, I will demonstrate to you now how easy it is to get into
06:50this system.
06:58Come with it. Wait. Let's have a roll of this. Did he try?
07:02No, that was my person too.
07:03Pardon?
07:04Not doing anything.
07:08Sorry.
07:09Come on, wait.
07:10Co-tied.
07:11He's all co-tied.
07:12He's all co-tied.
07:12He's all co-tied.
07:13He's all co-tied.
07:14He's all co-tied.
07:16The purpose of the operation that we're setting up today is to, um, put Mr. McCarthy behind bars.
07:26Come on, what's that?
07:27He's got Megadeth, look.
07:28Megadeth 2?
07:29Yeah, it's for me.
07:30Go on.
07:33Oh, yes.
07:36Oh, yes.
07:38Oh, yes.
07:40Oh.
07:41What's the fireball?
07:42And, uh, no need to spend, you know, money needlessly.
07:45It's an ordinary bar of soap. No need for it to be wet.
07:48And you just pop your pins in there.
07:50And if you use knitting or sewing needles, you'll find that they simply glide through the fabric.
07:56You know?
07:56Because they're coated in soap.
07:58There you go.
07:59Uncle Ashley's tip of the day.
08:00That's fascinating.
08:02Thanks, Sarge.
08:03I'm here as the accountant for the unit to ensure that, um, every penny's accounted for.
08:09Get him out of here!
08:10Or I've got a key!
08:10I need it!
08:11There's got to be a decade!
08:12All I ask is him!
08:14Well, I'm not really here to be popular or to be not popular.
08:17I'm here to do my job.
08:17Job of work.
08:19It's quite lonely.
08:20I want to kill him!
08:21I want to kill him!
08:21He's been kicking on me since the minute I'm starting on this one!
08:24Pack it in now.
08:25I'm telling you it's an order.
08:26Pack it in.
08:28I don't normally react like that.
08:31It's just in.
08:32I'm so tired.
08:33I've been out there for three nights now, sir.
08:36And I tell you, it's dead out there.
08:38Three solid nights and I've come up against a brick wall, Sarge.
08:41Honestly.
08:42No one is talking.
08:43Smiley's got everybody so scared.
08:45And, er, I think...
08:47Pack it in shoes and legs.
08:49I think you need something with a thicker denier.
08:51Yeah.
08:51Something about 40.
08:52Like a support type.
08:54Yeah.
08:54I think I will.
08:55As long as Laten are paying for them.
08:56Don't worry about that.
08:57Every villain has his water loop.
09:00And, er, McCarthy will get his too.
09:04Erm, there was Elliot Ness, J. Edgar Hoover, Nipper Reed on this side of the ocean.
09:11D.I. Beach.
09:12Thank you very much, Rick.
09:13D.I. Beach.
09:14Erm, and yes, hopefully.
09:17It would be nice to think that I would go down in history as pulling somebody away as nasty as
09:21Smiley McCarthy.
09:23And the beauty of this operation is he doesn't know about it.
09:25He hasn't got a clue that we're here.
09:27We're all over him like an invisible rash.
09:30And he hasn't got a clue about it.
09:32Who is it?
09:34Smiley McCarthy.
09:35Who?
09:36Smiley McCarthy.
09:39I'm not here.
09:40Not here.
09:42Hello?
09:45No, I'm afraid he isn't in.
09:47Smiley.
09:48I'm not here.
09:51I'm not here.
09:52I'm not here.
09:53I'm not here.
09:53You're a bunch of ****.
09:55You're not a prank squad.
09:56I want me to also pull me out of you.
10:00There's no pressure.
10:01I don't want anybody to feel any pressure at all.
10:05You're not talking to each other.
10:07I think you're not communicating.
10:09And it's time you all sat down in a quiet calm moment and went over everything minute by minute.
10:17Right.
10:18Well, good news.
10:20I think I've got something.
10:21I think I've found someone.
10:23An informant.
10:24Used to run with Smiley McCarthy.
10:26Full of information, I'm pretty sure.
10:28Having said that, I feel someone else maybe should sort of like go and visit this guy and try and
10:35get the rest of the information out.
10:37I act as the bait a lot of the time.
10:39I'm deep undercover.
10:41I go in there, bosh, in, get them at a bite, and then we nick them.
10:52I suppose I'm a bit like, like Robert De Niro's a method actor.
10:57I suppose you could say that I'm a method policeman.
11:02And I love my job.
11:03The reason I love Operation Good Guys is that each individual member of this team is willing to make the
11:10ultimate sacrifice.
11:12No sacrifice is too great.
11:19Hellraiser.
11:20Hellraiser.
11:21This is one of mine extracting information from anyone, right?
11:24But if I'd have known that this geezer was...
11:27I didn't even know until I put my glasses back on what he'd done to me.
11:31Bones, Bones, your hair's got hard on.
11:33Shut the f*****g up!
11:35What?
11:35Back in here.
11:36It ain't funny.
11:37Bones!
11:38Listen, man.
11:39I really appreciate the better camera for all of you.
11:41That's what pounds is for.
11:43Look at me.
11:43Look at that.
11:45Look.
11:45Look at that.
11:47It's a golden shot, isn't it?
11:49Look.
11:49Look at that.
11:51Easy!
11:53Easy!
11:53Make up!
11:54Make up!
11:55Well, as you can see, our big informant, Lenny the Cut, didn't turn out to be a knife man after
12:01all, but a punk hairdresser, who unfortunately wants to pass information to our undercover officers whilst he's cutting their hair.
12:09That's in order to keep his cover, you see.
12:12Well, I can understand that.
12:14I know you're pissed off.
12:17I know you feel like a crap that you've done some sterling work here.
12:20We've got to congratulate Gary and the both because they've come up with an informant that's second to none, a
12:25very clever informant.
12:27He even speaks in a language that allows us to know what's going on and also protects him from those
12:32that might do him a little bit of a nasty.
12:35Now, this is what he's telling us.
12:38Number one, we have a major player.
12:40I don't need to tell you who that is, do I?
12:43Perhaps I should. It's Smiley McCarthy.
12:45Of course it is.
12:46Number two, we have a contract man.
12:49Okay?
12:50An assassin.
12:52Number three, we have a shooting.
12:55Okay?
12:56And we have a time, 12.45.
12:59Now, the worst possible scenario is that we find somebody who's going to kill someone else, stop that happening and
13:07bag them away.
13:08The best possible scenario is we bag McCarthy at the same time.
13:13But, there's one piece of this G saw that's missing.
13:17The venue.
13:18I need the venue.
13:21I need somebody to go back there and find out where this dab shooting is going to happen.
13:28And I want to volunteer.
13:32Strange?
13:34Sorry, sir.
13:35Just a haircut.
13:36I'm sorry.
13:37I can't risk, er, when I may end up looking like Mr Whitby, you know.
13:43Sorry, Mark!
13:45What about Mark, sir? He hasn't got much to mess about with.
13:49Nah, you're having a laugh, isn't you, sir?
13:51We're not going through that again, are we?
13:53Sarge, I can't...
13:54Just try the...
13:55It don't make sense to me.
13:57What doesn't make sense?
13:59Crypt...
13:59What's it called?
14:00Cryptical.
14:01Talking cryptical.
14:02Saying things without saying, drawing the information from...
14:06But...
14:06You know, I understand what you're saying.
14:07In practice, how do you do it?
14:09Simple.
14:10At what?
14:11I'll tell you what, then.
14:11You say to me, it's sunny outside without saying it.
14:14Well, no, look.
14:14They're not the same.
14:15Oh, sure.
14:17Buck's taking through this, will you?
14:19Right.
14:19Let's figure it.
14:20Let's do this.
14:20Is...
14:22Well, you say to me, it's sunny outside without saying it.
14:25Is your hi-fi in the yard?
14:28Oh, bones.
14:29Bones.
14:29Don't.
14:31Sony?
14:31Is Sony outside?
14:33Is your hi-fi in the yard?
14:36Say to me, it's sunny outside without saying it, strings.
14:38Well, you can't get it.
14:39You can't.
14:40Well, that's what I mean.
14:41Well, no.
14:42It's like...
14:42You know, crosswords.
14:44Cryptic.
14:45Yeah.
14:46It says something in the clue, but the answer's something different.
14:49So...
14:49So, like, for instance, what?
14:52Er...
14:53Right.
14:53Free across.
14:54Criminals, etc.
14:56It's no good to talk about.
15:10It seems that an alien virus has jammed the system.
15:16Er...
15:17It could have come with the original software.
15:19Er...
15:20But we're getting the technical bods down to deal with it,
15:23and hopefully get up and running as soon as we possibly can.
15:27What information did you get?
15:29Nothing.
15:32Tried, but...
15:33I mean, that's the way it goes, isn't it?
15:40Is there anything happening now, Frank?
15:42No.
15:44Nothing.
15:44Is it loose, that one?
15:49I'm sorry.
15:50You all right?
15:50I'm sorry, sir.
15:55I'm sorry.
15:55I'm really sorry.
15:58I'll be all right.
15:59Just give me a minute.
16:00I'll be all right.
16:02I'm sorry.
16:03It's okay.
16:03Hang on.
16:05Can you give me a glass of water?
16:06Yeah, I'll be all right.
16:16I'm sorry.
16:17It's okay.
16:19Can you give me a glass of water?
16:20Yeah, I'll be all right.
16:20I'll be all wrong with the computers, you know.
16:23One thing I try and instil in everybody that works out of me,
16:26that we don't have problems.
16:28A problem's not a problem.
16:29It's an opportunity.
16:30It's an opportunity to get to know each other better.
16:34Excuse me.
16:35Excuse me.
16:36Who went in the office and took my sign?
16:39Excuse me.
16:39My sign?
16:40No, you know.
16:44It creates a good team spirit.
16:46I'm not going to stop them doing that.
16:48I want them to do that.
16:50That's good.
16:52Is this chair squeaking too much, by the way?
16:54Are you picking this up?
16:55Yeah.
16:56Oh.
16:57Right.
16:59Who's done that?
17:00Can I, sir?
17:01Do you think that's funny?
17:03And they cut it.
17:04They stamped on it.
17:05Destroyed it.
17:07I'll probably keep the ball, though.
17:10Probably keep it.
17:12It's just not the same and it's not blown up, is it?
17:20We are that close to completing this jigsaw at the moment.
17:25I will not break.
17:27All we've always been going are we're getting dangerously close to spending our budget.
17:30That's all.
17:31We have a contract map, Roy.
17:34That's how close we are.
17:35Now, what we don't have is a venue.
17:40In order to get that venue, we've got to spend a little bit more money.
17:45OK?
17:46And I know the hair has always been part of that image, you know.
17:49I'm very proud of it.
17:50And it's taken a long time to grow.
17:54Natural curls.
17:54There's nothing else on that.
17:55It's unnatural, you know.
17:56And this barb over here, this snout that the boss has been sending the guys to, you know.
18:02Have you seen the state of the hair?
18:05There's no way I'm letting him loose on this.
18:07Well, actually, I love the hair.
18:10You know, I'm just so pleased with it.
18:12I'll take some stick from the boys, obviously.
18:15But I'm going to keep it.
18:17I'm getting noticed again.
18:18It's a bit like the old days, you know, in the band.
18:20And, yeah, just love it.
18:24I've got the venue as well.
18:25The boss is happy with that.
18:27You know, from the informant.
18:28Anyway, I'll just play this song.
18:30You know, this is my song to bond the team.
18:33I think we need a bit of bonding.
18:35It goes like this.
18:36Ready or not, here I go.
18:39I'm gonna get you.
18:42Ready or not, here I go.
18:46I'm gonna get you.
18:49Oh, I'm gonna get you.
18:52Now, let's say that the target vehicle is here.
18:57Let's do it this way.
18:58We're gonna get you.
19:01Cause we're the good guys.
19:04We're gonna get you.
19:06Here we come, here we come, here we come.
19:08Here we come, come, come, here we come, here we come.
19:14Ready or not, here I come.
19:18What do you think?
19:19You will be working on your instincts today.
19:22I don't want to know or hear about anybody who has to stop and think what they're doing.
19:27You've all been chosen, especially because of your instincts.
19:32Remember this.
19:34In the words of the late great J. Edgar Hoover.
19:38You are honored by your friends.
19:41You are distinguished by your enemies.
19:44Today, you will all, every one of you, be very extinguished indeed.
19:52And something else.
19:53You're simply the best.
19:56Better than all the rest.
19:58Better than anyone.
20:00Anyone I've ever met.
20:02I'm stuck on your love.
20:07So, Sergeant Ash, go get them.
20:12Sir, do you want to get me?
20:14How do we have a problem with the door?
20:16How do we shut the door?
20:17Push it.
20:20Come here, mate.
20:22Come here, mate.
20:23Come here, mate.
20:24Come here, mate.
20:24Come here, mate.
20:26I'm being funny, Sergeant.
20:27I'm feeling a bit sick.
20:28I can't wait to get stuck in.
20:31We've got a window.
20:32Mark's feeling sick, Sergeant.
20:34Can we pull over to Johnny?
20:36He's going to get sick.
20:37Sorry.
20:38Wait a minute.
20:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:39Because that's all right.
20:41Because he thinks he's sick after he's sick.
20:43I can't stand this.
20:44Wait here.
20:45Wait here.
20:45Sorry.
20:46He's got a shitbag.
20:47Shitbag.
20:48He's going to sit.
20:49Hang on.
20:52Hang on.
20:52He's starting me off.
20:53Hold on.
20:54That's it.
20:55Come.
21:01Look, we're late.
21:02Get back in here now.
21:03Get us a Coke, will you?
21:04Back in here now.
21:05Best garage over.
21:07Lemon team is in position, boss.
21:10Over.
21:10Lemon team is in position.
21:13Over.
21:13Thank you, Ray.
21:14Give me an ETA on Lilac team, will you please?
21:16Ray, over.
21:18Lilac team have arrived and are closing the doors, boss.
21:22Estimated time, five minutes.
21:24Over.
21:25Good.
21:26Thank you, Ray.
21:26Ray, if you get a moment or two, give the lads a talk.
21:28Will you remember?
21:29Skirt, strength, know-how, instinct, resolve equals triumph.
21:34Over.
21:35All appreciate that here, boss.
21:39Is that him?
21:41Ash to base, ash to base.
21:43The cheese is set.
21:45The cheese is set.
21:48The spring is taut.
21:50We are awaiting the mouse.
21:52Over.
21:53Why is it bone or wire?
21:54It's bone.
21:55It's real bone.
21:56It cost me a fortune.
21:57Absolute fortune.
21:59Gasly.
22:00Gasly.
22:00The mouse is squeaking.
22:03Target has arrived.
22:04Boss.
22:05Over.
22:05Brilliant.
22:07Good, guys.
22:07Go, go, go.
22:08Good luck, Ray.
22:09Over.
22:09Go, go, go, go!
22:11Go, go, go!
22:11Up the bloody door!
22:13Hang on.
22:13Whoa, whoa, whoa!
22:14Side door!
22:15Side door!
22:16Side door!
22:17Side door!
22:18Side door!
22:18Go!
22:19Go!
22:19Go!
22:20Go!
22:21Go!
22:21Go!
22:23Go!
22:24Go!
22:24Go!
22:30I'm police!
22:31I'm police!
22:32Stay still!
22:33Don't move!
22:34Put your hands on the wheel!
22:36Stay still!
22:36Get your hands on the wheel!
22:37Stay still!
22:38Get out of the car!
22:39Out of the car!
22:40I see your hands!
22:42Stand up!
22:43Hands up!
22:44Hands up!
22:45Turn around!
22:46Turn around!
22:47Now!
22:47Over to the wall!
22:48Over to the wall!
22:49Out of the car!
22:51Hands to the wall!
22:52Get over there!
22:57Get over there!
22:58Get over there!
22:58Shut the f*** down!
23:00I'm David Seema!
23:01What's going on?
23:03Shut up!
23:03Shut it!
23:04Go!
23:05Go!
23:06Go!
23:07Go!
23:08Go!
23:08Go!
23:09Go!
23:10Go!
23:10Go!
23:11Go!
23:20Go!
23:22Stop it!
23:24Stop it!
23:25Stop it!
23:25What is it?
23:26It's David Seema!
23:27Did someone call an ambulance?
23:29Who the f*** is David Seema?
23:31I've told you before!
23:32Shut it!
23:33Alright?
23:34Shut it!
23:34What did you do that for?
23:36Who's David Seema?
23:36Can we cut this please?
23:38Turn the camera off!
23:39Turn that camera off!
23:42Off!
23:43Off!
23:43Turn it off!
23:45I'm telling you to turn it off!
23:48Can we switch this off please?
23:49Now!
23:50Yeah!
23:50Camera off!
23:50Thank you!
23:52Something's gone wrong!
23:52Something's gone wrong!
23:54Speech to Ash!
23:55Come in!
23:55Ray!
23:55Ray!
23:56Over!
23:59Oh my God!
24:01Ray!
24:01Where the f*** are you?
24:03Over!
24:03Ray!
24:04Is the...
24:05Is Mr Seema injured?
24:08Over!
24:10Er...
24:12A few bruises!
24:14Er...
24:14I think bones got a little carried away sir!
24:17Er...
24:18Control!
24:19Control from the operations room!
24:21Ray!
24:22I'm on my way down!
24:22Over!
24:23Control from the operations room!
24:25Get an ambulance to the OP straight away!
24:28It's very easy to criticise and say and point out all the bad points of that operation
24:32on what went wrong but er...
24:34We've got to remember the positives er...
24:37Er...
24:37That came out of there and there were an awful lot of them too!
24:40Er...
24:40For instance the team got to work as a unit and it was slick, it was fast, it was efficient!
24:45Er...
24:45It says er...
24:47We act on behalf of David Seeman blah blah...
24:49Accordingly we are instructed to seek compensation and damages for wrongful arrest,
24:54false imprisonment, defamation of character, grievous bodily harm, loss of earnings and
25:01incurred from said injuries.
25:02Our lawyers estimate about £200,000 there.
25:05And I hope that in due course Mr Seeman and his family will understand that we've got
25:09a difficult job to do here.
25:12And er...
25:12We're going to make mistakes, you know, you don't make an omelette without breaking eggs
25:16do you?
25:17And er...
25:18Or legs in this case, but er...
25:21It's...
25:21It...
25:21It will happen for us.
25:24Also there's damages to David Seeman's car, £1,570.
25:28His lawyers glasses, £380.
25:31I don't know.
25:32I was just...
25:32I was on my way to a photo shoot and er...
25:34All of a sudden these guys come round with guns and police and everything.
25:37Well I was just attacked really.
25:39You know, there was a guy with green spiky hair, you know, who was hurling abuse at me
25:43and spit and everything was coming out.
25:46And erm...
25:46Damages to Mr Seeman's reputation which could be anything up to 4 million I think so.
25:51Then there's the taxis to and from the hostel which is er...
25:54£52.
25:55Is that a Medicare?
25:56Black...
25:56Black...
25:57To them it's...
25:58It's like the Muppets.
26:00It was...
26:01It was like Sesame Street out there.
26:04Sesame Street with guns.
26:07Can we get this out...
26:09Let's get this out of the way.
26:09Get it over and done with.
26:10Yes, we made a mistake.
26:11Anybody can make a mistake, okay?
26:13Yes.
26:14It wasn't Seeman contract man.
26:16It was David Seeman the footballer.
26:17Alright, yes.
26:18The shooting.
26:19Yes.
26:19It wasn't a shooting, erm...
26:21Contract killing.
26:22No.
26:22It was a photographic shoot.
26:24And yes, he is a major player.
26:25He plays for f***ing England, doesn't he?
26:27Get out of there.
26:27You know, how could we know that Lenny the Cut was related to Smiler McCarthy?
26:32The computers were down.
26:34And to find out information like that is an extremely intricate operation.
26:40You know, you have to go to the records office in Newport and there's manpower and money.
26:45It's...
26:46You know, it really is a difficult thing.
26:48Look.
26:49This is...
26:50Look at this.
26:51This is ridiculous.
26:51It's in the phone book.
26:53It's in the phone book.
26:54Lenny McCarthy.
26:55Okay.
26:56McCarthy...
26:56Sorry.
26:57McCarthy...
26:57Yeah.
26:57McCarthy L.
26:58It's in the phone book.
26:59Smiler's Cousin.
27:03Let your fingers do the walking.
27:05It's ridiculous.
27:08Smiler McCarthy.
27:09Nothing.
27:12See, you can't see us in here because we've had special glass fitted.
27:16Reflective glass.
27:17It's one way.
27:18So we're perfectly inconspicuous here.
27:23And there's the demon barber, Lenny the Cat.
27:27You can't see us.
27:30You can't.
27:33Oh, the dirties.
27:37But you can't see him.
27:42You couldn't see him, could you?
27:44And it's a crying shame due to David Seaman's mysterious injury.
27:49He couldn't be here today.
27:50I have to agree with you there.
27:52If Seaman were here today, things would have been very, very different.
27:55The final whistle is gone.
27:56England are out of the World Cup.
28:01Ready or not, here I come.
28:04I'm gonna get you.
28:08Ready or not, here I come.
28:11I'm gonna get you.
28:15Ready or not, here I come.
28:18I'm gonna get you, get you, get you.
28:25I'm gonna get you, get you.
28:32He's a fucking bastard.
28:34Oh, God.
28:34Oh, I'm fucking a mess.
28:36What happened?
28:36Oh, look, I'm fucking bleeding.
28:39Sarge!
28:40I'm fucking out!
28:41Some shit has put a fucking penis in the soap.
28:44All right, I'll call an ambulance.
28:44Give me some bandages, folks.
28:45I'm calling an ambulance.
28:46Hurry up, just go and get the Sarge.
28:48Look, I'm fucking bleeding!
28:50I'm ready!
28:50Shoot!
28:51Oh, shit!
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