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00:01Come on ladies and jeds, still 30 quid light, this guy don't run for less than 250.
00:05I'll tell you what Bones right, putting a tenner on it you son, don't let me down.
00:09You're the British Bulldog alright.
00:10Come on Bones.
00:11Go on Bones.
00:12Bones here.
00:13Go on Bones.
00:15What are you doing?
00:16Go on Bones.
00:17Go on Bones.
00:17Go on Bones.
00:18Go on Bones.
00:19Go on Bones.
00:20Go on Bones.
00:20Go on Bones.
00:20Go on Bones.
00:21Go on Bones.
00:21Go on Bones.
00:22Go on Bones.
00:24Go on Bones.
00:26Go on Bones.
00:30Go on Bones.
00:30Support his head with it.
00:31Put it around his head.
00:32I told you it's come to this didn't I.
01:00The good guy.
01:01The good guy.
01:07You're so Porque if I Hepman so Black, you can get out of it.
01:11Remember, you won't love it.
01:11I won't resign.
01:12The good guy.指士
01:16Impact, he wants to pull the shit I'm hungry, suscripción. The good
01:16guy. And like,
01:17you said this didn't I'm gigabytes. wished he's
01:19magic to fans, he's goled down to me. The good guy.
01:22How's thatart
01:22is see youenn version of the sound of the light, like this doesn't just He looks numb.
01:23And he says that
01:23to help, they're he dollar you know you, and you're so his son he knew
01:26he just'd pick them up. Just, he knows
01:27how to try that. He didn't let
01:28him stuff.
01:33If you do undo all the bugs, it would be better.
01:36With respect, the four you see, Ray, because it's a funny number, it's an even number.
01:41But if you were to have three, you could do the middle one and it would look quite natural.
01:45I think what we need to do today is to take time out, really.
01:50We have had some legal difficulties, as you probably know,
01:54what with the siege that we had and, of course, the Mr Seaman incident.
02:01There are certain things that I have to take care of today
02:03and I'm best doing that when there are no other distractions around.
02:11Just walk naturally, that's how they do it.
02:14No, but I'm telling you not them, I'm telling you what you do.
02:16Just do a natural, natural fluid walk and turn and come back.
02:22OK. Yeah. Turn.
02:25No, no, no, just turn and come back. Don't spin around.
02:28What I understand from everybody today, they are doing their own thing,
02:33so if you would like to follow them, do as you wish, please feel free.
02:38It's still an open-door policy here.
02:41Enjoy your day off too.
02:44I've got a little something for you.
02:47No, no, but...
02:48No, no. A little present. A little apple for the teacher.
02:53Just go and get this in my locker room.
02:55The iBeach has given them a day off. Can we afford that?
02:58A British taxpayer, can we afford that?
03:00They could be doing anything.
03:02Sharpening pencils, emptying bins, cleaning toilets.
03:04They should be doing something.
03:05Well, we got the day off and we can hang up our professional aura for the day.
03:11Unlike, of course, Smiler McCarthy, criminal, always looking over his shoulder,
03:15can never relax.
03:17I think I must have split something inside.
03:20I think I've got internal bleeding because I've got a bruise right here. Look.
03:24When did you do this, sir?
03:27About half an hour ago.
03:28Half an hour ago?
03:29Yeah.
03:31Well, I can fit you in an emergency this morning about ten past twelve.
03:35As well, I've fully booked surgery.
03:40Right, if you could just, um...
03:43Just thinking, if you could just like, you know, just like, just hang here, alright?
03:46Okay.
03:46Just for two seconds, alright? Let me just sort it out, okay?
03:48Because, you know, it could be a bit of a domestic.
03:50It could be a bit tense, alright?
03:51Yeah, I don't know about that.
03:53Okay.
03:55Alright, honey!
03:56Baby, I'm home!
03:58Love is back!
04:00Good morning. Isn't it lovely to see you at this ungodly hour of the day?
04:04I mean, people downstairs were having a rain, Gary.
04:07And where's a decent copper when you need one?
04:10Well, no, we don't relax on a day off, really.
04:13Because I think that everyone else should be here.
04:18I think that it's not right for people to go off.
04:21I think you should be polishing your act, not running away from it.
04:25It's a new car polish here.
04:28Bosnia.
04:29Car polish.
04:29Bosnia.
04:31Bosnia.
04:31Bosnia.
04:31They found that if they extract the silicone from Gold's eggs, they put it into a polish paste.
04:39And if you polish your car.
04:41I saw the ad on TV.
04:42It's really quite remarkable that you put petrol on your car and you set a fire to it.
04:47Then you cook an egg on your car and put the fire out,brushed the egg off, and the polish
04:53is perfect.
04:54the shiny is unbelievable very funny tasting egg though i should imagine
04:57no don't eat the egg just to demonstrate but i would recommend it
05:10yeah well that's it we go all right you know she's all right she's uh she gets a bit uptight
05:15sometimes do you know what i mean it's the latin blood in you know it's her mother's side one two
05:24three four got that mark you take it now yeah all right all right what i want to do is
05:32i see a young
05:33man the commissioner's nephew who's got a lot of energy and i want to channel that energy you
05:38ready yeah okay one two three four stop this how's that stop saying that piss mark we'd better give it
06:01go then right i don't think my wife worries very much because uh i suppose to a certain extent i
06:14mean she would she enjoys to see me in pain you know in like the training and the the press
06:20-ups
06:20and you know all that kind of stuff she knows how hard the training is so she she enjoys that
06:25and and we're never really in danger i mean we she's always said to me she likes to see you
06:31equipment yeah but that's a private thing i meant the beautiful beautiful oh i see yeah
06:38so to all acceptable aliens i pray
06:49you all right guys how you doing i often just do a little bit for the neighbors they love it
06:53a bit of music you know on a nice day i'll come and let you in all right right so
06:58here we are home
07:00sweet home come in but can you wipe your feet and make sure that none of the equipment scratches my
07:05walls
07:05okay and be careful with this picture i'm back okay that'd be my flat mates now i've got to go
07:13upstairs and change all right i've just got to get out of these clothes they're driving me nuts i really
07:19do hate these that they make me wear these so i won't be in it
07:27you know what do you think i enjoy inflicting pain uh you know because if i don't inflict pain
07:33people will never ever remember you know you have to inflict that's why mark has to be disciplined
07:39because he won't remember he will not remember this training
07:44he will remember this training well he will yeah now after after we put him through it yeah
07:58this is uh you know to me this is the it's the lacy cammy of the classic car world and
08:04uh excuse me
08:06although you know it has this heavy masculine appearance it's also got this beautiful feck and
08:12feminine qualities as well almost like little buttocks hanging over the wheel
08:18and you see a feature here of the block as well daddy long legs it looks like a like a
08:26train it's
08:26like a little cow shifter you know she's the cows off the tracks no it's not no three four five
08:35switch
08:36two three four five switch two three four switch two oh these are my flatmates this is the documentary
08:47crew i told you about the one at the station this is charlotte hello sit down come and sit down
08:52and
08:53this is braunique she's from french mauritia say something in french yeah go on um bonjour
09:00this is mark the cameraman he's really been lovely he's been with us at the station for a couple of
09:04weeks so we're going out tonight that's the boom that's called a boom hey listen crack open the wine
09:14and we can all have a drink yeah yeah yeah is there some wine in the fridge yeah you stay
09:19here and get
09:20to know this all right hello so what's that little thing again whose is this oh it's uh it's uh
09:27it's
09:27uh it's right yours yeah yeah tighter top of the range 16 valve alloy wheels you've bought this leather
09:36upholstery yeah just bought it yeah it's a bit like a panther i'd like to think 120 miles on the
09:40motorway 120 miles is not legal on any motorway oh an an autobahn now you may let me just point
09:48something out to you i want you to remember this you may work for the police force but you're not
09:51above the law do you understand me i never said it was remember that you're not a copper either all
09:56right piss me off
10:02oh it's my sister jill jill this is the documentary crew i told you about that's at the station
10:09i told you they were coming they're just like that for i'm going out tonight aren't you going to come
10:13with us oh can i go kim you know i'm not in front now i don't know things are over
10:19doing that sort
10:19of thing no no no no so i've got to get up early in the morning i'm sorry who does
10:24he think he is
10:25this it's just a question driving around in cars later let me see he thinks he'd be actually he
10:31turns he's a copper you know that no no no he does it's just his personal taste that's all
10:36it's brash is is what it is come on get going go on you can know it's not bad actually
10:54is it it's not
10:55bad it's not that's it yeah yeah oh sorry you're busy today jill very busy yeah there we go
11:02look like you're having on this is a bit better than the costumes that make me wear at work jill
11:08yeah yeah they're more subtle aren't they yeah it's disgusting that they've got through it's
11:12disgusting yeah especially what you wear underneath yeah no it's beautiful it's one of the best nights
11:19of my life it was the best night of my life it was it was it was gorgeous and um
11:23thank you thank
11:27you guys i'm going to take the piss i'm really struggling you know what i mean it's not very nice
11:38see young people today would never put the work you know the hard elbow grease into something they
11:44just put it through a car wash i think that's all you have to do it's a lovely cut it's
11:48like
11:48taramut musulatus all right get it harder so it's more circular all right to you
11:56it's blistering get it off why is it blistering get it off i've got to get it off get it
12:02off ray
12:03oh please sir please come on mark come on we're the enemy ram ram ram get it off
12:12oh excuse me it's half past 12. you said that i've been seen at 12. i was wondering what's going
12:17there's only four people in there yeah well i'm sorry sir they've all got appointments so you'll
12:22just have to wait your turn they're all emergency appointments as well i've been passing blood well
12:26like i said you'll be seen as soon as possible i've been passing a lot of blood about a pint
12:30or so i think
12:32it's burning me back go go go go go decide give us a hand see you later dolly have a
12:40nice night
12:40yeah all right then good luck boys if you're going out with these free tonight
12:44i've got a greeting about the news of the world give my love to ricky bye
12:51she weren't happy was she no just like ground control that spoke to you
12:58i am speaking to you too
13:03to all acceptable aliens i pray
13:12that's a new song that's working i think it's particularly sad that one um i started playing
13:18my uh my old hit didn't i from 77 but i can't really do it on the acoustic so i'll
13:23fire up the uh
13:24the biggies the marshall should we get that going yeah
13:35well they've done the x-ray they don't think that anything's broken i'm just waiting for the results
13:42you have to put a day aside to come to these places i tell you i should be out there
13:47fighting crime
14:00but i don't know what's going to be like when we get to the club
14:06fab mark for all right tonight all right come sit down come sit down look take the weight off let
14:27see there you go simple to be honest i don't think i could do that um sarge it's positive thinking
14:33mark you just need some positive thinking yeah but i got i sort of suffer a bit from vertigo you
14:38won't honestly come on let's go honest let's go bill i'll see you up there yeah okay
14:58do you like balloons
15:23i'm a senior environmental health officer this is my
15:26colleague i've had a formal complaint about the noise pollution are you all organized
15:32would you tell me who's responsible because i've got to have this stop
15:35i'm sorry sir remember that's it claim against insurance nothing else
15:43what's going on um nothing sir what do you mean nothing uh what are you doing
15:49well actually i'm doing some exercises with the aart sir is he with is he with you decide
15:55i'll carry on then sir what any chance to come in no you're doing fine let's stay there
16:03great we're gonna get you a shirt i've got something in my locker
16:06let's get this you can't stand around around like that all day come on i've got something in my
16:26this is the eighth time i've been here i'm having to serve you with an order i've had eight formal
16:31complaints so you're just serving him with an order you've got to stop him playing the
16:35out of order he's waking everyone just shut him out you no he's every time he's playing this he's
16:40waking everyone up night and day no i've got kids in my house you're the only one that complains
16:44everyone else are you going to do something here am i i i'm going to
16:47oh god bye bye bye bye i'm gonna have that geezer this is going to puck up my vocals isn't
16:58it
16:59the nasal passage is all smashed oh yeah get it up so i keep it up keep it up yeah
17:06it's up or down down
17:07no no no no no no no oh god stop being a wimp get down go down please
17:16can i go home sir step out step out step out come on matt please
17:23oh all right go on right go on then girls you ready boys there we go
17:28yeah no yeah take the weight off because you're working all day
17:38can you get this
17:49this might do it let's have a look
17:52no you haven't got to do this that's all right we take it off anyway
17:57it's a bit embarrassed in front of that there we go
18:01let's know now that's silk
18:03that's silk enjoy that no i'm not you're not take it off
18:06okay i'm not in front of the camera oh come on no i've got a beer belly
18:09you know what we can let's go let's go out that's what we should do take the camera with us
18:13i'll go and have a day on the town how about that yeah yeah clean do it i'll put it
18:17on
18:20i'm not i'm not gonna do it can you come out please it's never happened on the job though did
18:26it
18:26no so you can't claim the sick can you no no you keep us quiet though aren't you bud of
18:32course i
18:32will so what it was your neighbor that done it yeah mr winterbottom yeah mr winterbottom
18:38would you like to come through mr winterbottom who's mr winterbottom
18:42i'd say the others will you mr winterbottom here excuse me nurse i've been here nearly all day he's only
18:48just come here i'll say
18:58we're just a couple of friends
19:05we travel life's road together checking all the bands up and down is the way fate goes
19:17life throws the punches you see this helium right what it does it makes the balloons float upwards
19:26look it's lovely isn't it oh wonderful yeah it makes look
19:29what do you breathe it in you speak like that it's lovely of him yeah marvellous
19:36my buddy and i are a couple of gay old chums if he were jack warner i would pull out
19:47his puns
19:51we travel the world we're the talk of syracuse i am the purser he is the captain but we both
20:01like to cruise
20:03hey get out of my car when you get my keys you just can't do that let's grab all
20:08no look
20:10that bastard i'll sue you i'll sue this leave this apartment where every penny hasn't gots
20:16you and i are a close-knit pair of pals we've got the high life so who needs the gals
20:31all right then oh oh look he's in oh and it comes you're going i swear i swear it's getting
20:39bigger
20:39so you see it's gone from having large cars to having a large boom well i just think it's very
20:44safe i swear that's getting bigger
20:49doctor doctor i'm in trouble
20:54we are amigos because i go where he goes and he goes where i goes because we are amigos
21:00we're just a couple of pals
21:13we're a couple of pals
21:16a couple of pals
21:40you know the fish need feeding i know you don't do it i know it's my job but if you
21:43could do it
21:44i'll be so pleased
21:45darling just you know just the fish food that's on the side all right just
21:54is this the fish food yeah that's it yeah that yeah he loves all them exotic leaves and all that
22:00stuff yeah that's that's fine yeah and they're your fish and you love your fish so much yeah
22:08and you've missed them and you've missed them yeah why don't you feed them
22:13no
22:15are they coming you're not coming with us
22:17are they coming again come on my little fruit
22:36i want to make this very very clear i know mr beach has given you permission to film the other's
22:46home lives
22:46but not mine my home life is very sacred to me it's very personal it's very private do you understand
22:51anything you say will be taken down and used in evidence against you you may not say anything
22:58but it might prejudiced your case if you do not do you understand me
23:03all right let's go
23:18come on come on keep going keep going keep going like a horse
23:33you're not getting me no more
23:38come on you're going to come down
24:03Just for me, I'm a copper!
24:05Phone Mr Beach! Phone Mr Beach!
24:08What are you doing?
24:11Well, he was flottling one of your nurses. These guys will ban me out.
24:14You've got it all on tape, guys, haven't you?
24:16Well, I think that probably counts as excessive force
24:18because you've broken his arm in three places.
24:20Well, with all due respect, Doctor, I mean,
24:22you namby-pamby liberals make me laugh.
24:25I'ma have a go, hero. I'll save the day.
24:28I mean, I've been here under duress for seven hours
24:31waiting for someone to see my strangulated hernia,
24:34and all this goes on, I sort it all out,
24:37and then what thanks do I get?
24:42Keep beating him until he bleeds.
24:45Sergeant, I've got to get this.
24:47No, get out, Maze. Maze, get out.
24:50This is my private line.
24:51Come on, I've got to get this.
24:51Get out! Get out!
24:55Maze, this is f***ing out of order, mate.
24:57I did not sign up for this.
24:58Come on, let me discuss this.
25:00No!
25:00No, Maze, get out of it.
25:02Maze, please.
25:03Please.
25:03Come on, that's a mate.
25:05Don't do that.
25:05Don't do this to me.
25:06It's my career, mate.
25:08Please.
25:08Hello, that's how you're going, all right?
25:10Sir, please can I go, please?
25:12Yeah, all right.
25:12See you later, mate.
25:14Maze, don't...
25:15Please.
25:15It's my career.
25:17Thanks, sir.
25:18Stop filming, yeah?
25:19Yeah, okay.
25:20I'm not running out.
25:20I'm not running out.
25:21Stop filming, mate.
25:22Yeah, okay.
25:23I'm just...
25:24The red light's on.
25:25You're still filming.
25:27I'm just checking my camera.
25:27No, you're still filming.
25:29Give me some...
25:30Give me that.
25:30Give me that.
25:31Give me that.
25:39Give me that.
25:43I've got such a headache, sir.
25:44I don't know.
25:45It's going to be on the feet rough now.
25:46Are you all right, honey?
25:49What about Sergeant Ash?
25:51Sergeant Ash knows me.
25:53Totally sorry.
25:53I just can't let you out until I get hold of them, you know?
25:56Mr. Beach knows who I am, though.
25:58Come and get me out of.
25:59Can, then.
26:00It's okay.
26:00Can, then.
26:00As soon as we get hold of them...
26:02Can I have a drink or something?
26:04Yeah.
26:05Thirsty.
26:06Thirsty.
26:07I'm starving.
26:08I need to go to the wee as well.
26:10Give me five minutes and I'll come back and I'll let you know.
26:14Please.
26:15Just keep trying.
26:17I will.
26:17I'll keep trying.
26:18Keep trying.
26:19Please.
26:20Stop.
26:20No problem.
26:22Yeah.
26:24You've got the bloody nerve, haven't you?
26:26What a chip.
26:27Oh, God.
26:27If you hadn't even even knew with the old Bill.
26:30Ray, thanks very much.
26:31Oh, thank you, sir.
26:32No, no.
26:32It's been a beautiful day.
26:33Please call me Jim.
26:35Just for today.
26:35Call me Jim.
26:37Well, tomorrow's all different.
26:39You know, it's...
26:40Thank you, Jim.
26:43Coffee?
26:43No, no, no.
26:44Quick, man.
26:45No, no, no.
26:45I've got to walk.
26:46Clear me head, clear me head.
26:50And this is just a little summer for you, mate.
26:52No.
26:53No, no, go, go.
26:54No, you shouldn't.
26:55Quick, quick.
26:55I'll leave it there.
26:56I'll leave it.
26:56Oh, no, no.
26:57Right.
26:58Tomorrow.
26:59Oh, you shouldn't have done it.
27:01Jim.
27:07Thanks, sir.
27:09So, I've got the fish, right?
27:10They're safe now.
27:11They're in my care, all right?
27:13And, er...
27:14I mean, I haven't got much water for them,
27:15but if I can keep their head below water level,
27:17they'll be all right.
27:17It doesn't matter about their tails.
27:18I mean, tomorrow I'm gonna have to find a decent home for them.
27:21Better even smoke.
27:32Mmm...
27:33A couple of pounds...
27:42Ready or not, here I come
27:45I'm gonna get you
27:49Ready or not, here I come
27:52I'm gonna get you
27:55Ready or not, here I come
27:59I'm gonna get you, get you, get you
28:07I'm gonna get you
28:09Get you
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