00:00What about the dads?
00:04What?
00:06These Ukrainians took it to a whole another level!
00:11Single people, clap.
00:12Let me see how many single people are in the house.
00:14I'm going to match two people.
00:16Let me see. I like that single guy right there.
00:18What's your name, buddy?
00:20Dennis, you're a cool guy.
00:22Where are you from?
00:24Jersey? All American?
00:26Great. Let me see.
00:28Who needs a green card?
00:30This one right here.
00:34She needs a green card.
00:36This is the best case scenario. Easy, easy.
00:40Anytime you use this green card,
00:42she's like, okay, honey, fine, okay.
00:44It's a good one. She's adorable.
00:46She looks really good. Nice to meet you, honey.
00:48Let me see. Let me see. I want to do a really good match.
00:50Tell me your name one more time.
00:52Dennis, that's right. And what was your name?
00:54Oksana. Russian?
00:56Ukrainian? Good kind right there.
00:58Shit, you know Ukrainians and Russians are beautiful, right?
01:02Your mom's Ukrainian?
01:04No!
01:06Wow, Dennis. This is great.
01:10Is that your father next to you?
01:12He's a family guy. Came with Dad.
01:14Dad is cool. Look, he's got his tiny-ass shirt on.
01:16Nipples hard. Cool-ass father.
01:20You might fall in love with a dad.
01:22That's how good-looking a dad is.
01:24He's good genes right there.
01:26I can see what Dennis is going to become in 900 years from now.
01:28Yeah?
01:30Dennis, what do you do?
01:32I'm currently in the military.
01:34Currently in the military. Okay.
01:36What branch? Air Force.
01:38Air Force. Talented.
01:40He's got good eyesight.
01:42He doesn't masturbate too much.
01:44If he masturbates, eyesight goes down, he can't fly.
01:46You understand?
01:48Good for you.
01:49Wonderful.
01:50Great.
01:51Pilot. Air Force.
01:52Military.
01:53Exercise.
01:54Good genes.
01:55Testosterone.
01:56Okay, let's get to know you.
02:02Oksana, what do you do?
02:04Who the fuck are you?
02:07Why are you cock-blocking, Oksana?
02:10That's why you single.
02:13Oksana, I apologize from the chatter in the corner on the right-left.
02:18I'm sorry, Oksana.
02:21Shhh!
02:22What do you do?
02:24Finance?
02:25That's wonderful.
02:27For what company?
02:29Flora's finance.
02:31Oh, you just, whoever you date, you're gonna control his finance?
02:37Ah.
02:38Finance, a.k.a. Gold Digger.
02:43How old are you?
02:48You're in your 30s, he said?
02:5034?
02:51Oh, okay.
02:52You're 34.
02:53I can't tell in this lighting, but I'm not sure if Dennis, hold on one second.
02:58You think you can handle it?
03:04No?
03:05You rather masturbate?
03:08I feel you, man.
03:09I feel you, man.
03:1034.
03:11You know, it's tough.
03:12It's tough.
03:13It's tough.
03:14It hasn't been used in a long time.
03:15Oksana, um...
03:16How old are you?
03:1721.
03:18How old are you?
03:1921.
03:2021.
03:21He's fresh.
03:22He's fresh.
03:23Oksana's like, I teach him a few things.
03:25Listen, I have a reputation for love, yeah?
03:29I'm not gonna do wrong matches, yeah?
03:30Oksana is too old for him.
03:32No, hold on.
03:33What about the dad?
03:34What about the dad?
03:35No, hold on.
03:36What about the dad?
03:37Wait, what about the dad?
03:39What about the dad?
03:41What about the dad?
03:42He's fresh.
03:43He's fresh.
03:44Oksana is like, I teach him a few things.
03:46Listen, I have a reputation for love, yeah?
03:47I'm not gonna do wrong matches, yeah?
03:49Oksana is too old for him.
03:52Hold on. What about the dad?
04:00She goes, what about the dad?
04:05What?
04:07These Ukrainians took it to a whole another level.
04:13Wow. Brilliant finance lady.
04:16Holy shit.
04:18What about the dad?
04:20You know what the funny part is?
04:21The dad is stunned.
04:23Dennis is like, yes!
04:26He's married!
04:29So what? He's married. Who cares?
04:33He deserves to be happy.
04:37Dad, are you still married?
04:40Yes, he's still married.
04:42Yes.
04:43You like a side piece?
04:47He's Albert Dennis.
04:48He has to be a good role model for his son.
04:51You see?
04:55Ali from Iraq says,
04:56Habibi, four.
04:58Four.
05:01And his wife is clapping.
05:03Yes!
05:04It's a very good idea.
05:05I cannot tolerate him all the time.
05:08Let him, let someone else have him for a little bit.
05:12Go, go please to the other one.
05:14I need to breathe.
05:15This is why we learn from all cultures.
05:21Dennis is dad.
05:23You think about that, okay?
05:25Text mom.
05:26Check in the situation.
05:28You never know.
05:28Maybe mom says,
05:29Oh, thanks for asking.
05:30Please go away.
05:33What about the dad?
05:35That should be the line of this show.
05:38If we did merch for this show,
05:40it should have been,
05:41What about the dad?
05:42Ha ha ha!
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