00:00a country
00:06wow wait one second let's take this in
00:11let's take this in this is a very special show
00:16i don't know if you heard what i heard
00:20a lady in the back got up and said these two are fucking chinese
00:28and i'm so curious lady who the fuck are you
00:34let me do the jokes you stay alive
00:40if i was the chinese people this is the moment
00:43i would pull out the dart
00:47and the lady
00:48they're fucking chinese
00:54lady are you kidding me
00:58what did you think i'm gonna say
01:00i can't believe she said that
01:07and she said it out of nowhere just like she got up in the middle of like who went
01:10to india these two are fucking chinese
01:15we have enough problem with china what the fuck are you doing
01:21do you know the lady she must be friends with you
01:23yeah i know she's iranian
01:27only an iranian would say that shit
01:32oh this is so cool now i can see you guys gorgeous
01:35oh so they're renting her adu i see
01:41they're they're exchange students
01:44they have no idea they're being abused by this lady
01:48every day she goes make me some orange chicken okay
01:52if you're in trouble chinese ladies blink twice i got you
01:56actually if you blink i won't notice
02:03i love you girls
02:12brazilians oh my god lambada oh my god that's like i mean what is it that's like
02:17he does intercourse on stage it's like
02:24you want to do a bombada with me come on stage
02:30go go there go there where are you coming go through that and he'll help bring you on stage
02:37go with him go with him go with him he'll take you he's like practice with me first
02:44oh shit she's here
02:50so what do i do you dance just move just move your hips
02:57no no no no no no no i'll get him yeah you go
03:05guys there's no longer a comedy show this is turning
03:14i don't know what's gonna happen but i think i'm ending my career of comedy tonight
03:23what do i do
03:24move your hips okay
03:27oh shit
03:29oh shit
03:38oh my god
03:41give her a big round of applause
03:46oh thank you so much thank you very much
03:54listen i've never performed comedy with my dick heart
04:01now we're gonna play an asian song who's asian wants to come and make out with me
04:10what is this color on top of your head
04:20i'm playing you guys are fun how old are you 20 and you i'm also 20 and what do you
04:26do
04:26i'm a barber
04:27you're a barber oh so you up his head
04:36he's like bro i need you man i gotta learn how to do highlights you know
04:41man my parents are gonna like this shit
04:44nah i'm just gonna do a little bit okay
04:47next year you're walking around like a gay justin bieber
04:51the colombian version
04:55that's great man
04:58so you can find me a girlfriend
04:59oh this is the most honest 20 year old
05:02he said i came to the show
05:04so you can find me a girlfriend you know why
05:06because when you're 20
05:08you jerk off all day
05:11and him and his friends like man we're tired man
05:14maybe we can find somebody
05:17i would love to help you but not with that haircut bro
05:23go shave your head come back i got you
05:27you're 20 you're so young do you think you can handle a girl maybe older than you
05:31of course
05:35i'm latino
05:36you're latino
05:38what does that mean to you when i say you can handle what are you thinking
05:44be honest
05:51you're only thinking one thing and one thing over
05:55all right let's see what i can do for you
05:58but can you tell me something like this very important question
06:03you're not a premature ejaculator are you
06:07i don't even know what that means
06:08you don't even know what okay if you don't know what that means
06:11we're in trouble google it you and your friend think about it
06:17decide what the time limit is on that
06:19don't work on the rest
06:22what an amazing
06:23i wish i could
06:28are you also a premature ejaculator
06:33that guy's gonna explain it to you
06:37who sees a medium here anybody
06:40you do who did you connect with
06:42it was you and yourself what the
06:48she went to a medium to connect with herself in the past life
06:55can i ask you an honest question
06:56what kind of medications do you want
07:00you went to talk to yourself in your past life
07:05please elaborate
07:08you were living in new york
07:10okay and what happened
07:12you died no shit
07:15i couldn't go through that
07:18she died in her past life
07:22how fascinating is that
07:25that's all you're going to share with us
07:27do you know how you died
07:29oh she told you how you died
07:31how did you die
07:35you went with the car in front of the train
07:38and you crashed
07:40in new york city the trains are all in the tunnel
07:47she died in new york city the trains are all in new york city
07:58she died in new york city the trains are all in new york city
07:58she died in new york city the trains are all in new york city
07:58she died in new york city the trains are all in new york city
07:59she died in new york city the trains are all in new york city
07:59she died in new york city the trains are all in new york city
07:59she died in new york city the trains are all in new york city
08:00she died in new york city the trains are all in new york city
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