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00:00Oh my god. Oh, this is wonderful. Where are you from, lady?

00:06I'm half Kurdish, half Algeria.

00:08Half Kurdish, half?

00:10North Africa, Algeria.

00:11Algeria. I like it. She goes, Algeria, North Africa.

00:15Just speak louder. I know where Algeria is.

00:18Nice to see you, lady.

00:22And then the gentleman next to you.

00:24I'm Swedish.

00:25You're Swedish? You don't want to play?

00:28Where are my non-Persians? The guy's like...

00:32You think you blend in with the Persians?

00:36Buddy?

00:40You stand out like the snowman.

00:48So I'm assuming you're dating the half Kurdish, half Algerian?

00:52He's your ex-husband?

00:54She goes...

00:56Ex-husband?

00:59You hang out with your ex-husband?

01:02Yeah?

01:03Wow!

01:04What an open-minded, amazing people you are.

01:09So nice!

01:12You see?

01:13What a gorgeous idea.

01:17He's so lucky.

01:19Peter?

01:22Peter?

01:24What a lucky man you are.

01:27She's not wrong, you know?

01:29Women hold grudges.

01:30She's like, I forgive you.

01:33You can come back and go to shows and ha-ha with me.

01:37We go, ha-ha, together.

01:40Do you have kids?

01:41Yes?

01:42Two kids together.

01:44Well, that's wonderful.

01:45I'm so happy to hear you keep really good relationships.

01:48And you actually come out to an event, you know?

01:51You don't have to do that.

01:53You can just deal with the kids' situation and then go fuck other people.

01:58Yeah?

01:59But you decided, like, no, we're gonna deal with the kids' situation and we're gonna go to social events and we're gonna fuck other people.

02:09So, who fucks more people?

02:17Peter is like, oh, my God.

02:19She puts on the shades, I fuck more.

02:25Don't forget, Kurdish, Algerian, mixed together.

02:28Boom.

02:31Oh, wonderful, man.

02:33Look how open-minded you are.

02:36Still hanging out together.

02:38You know, if your wife was Persian, you wouldn't even be alive today.

02:45Let alone hang out.

02:49He's like, you divorce me, you are dead.

02:53I will destroy your life.

02:55Peter, you'd be homeless on the side of the street.

02:58You're like, can I have a dollar?

03:00Can I have a dollar?

03:02Like, Peter, what happened to you?

03:04My wife took everything.

Ex-Wife Max Amini Stand Up Comedy

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