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00:00I like that guy
00:29What's your name?
00:30Suck dick
00:31Suck dick?
00:41I appreciate the offer
00:42Thank you so much for coming tonight
00:50I'm sure you're very busy all day
00:52I'm going to talk to you for the rest of the show
01:00You're in a relationship?
01:11What's his name?
01:12Oh, you're straight
01:18Just suck dick
01:20I get it
01:20My brother, I love you, man
01:26From the bottom of my heart
01:28You have a great sense of humor
01:30But please, change your name
01:32There's a beautiful Indian name
01:36That I can help you with
01:37It's one of my favorite Indian names
01:39Eat pussy
01:40It's a much better name
01:43Eat pussy
01:45Eat pussy
01:47Much better than suck dick
01:51Only because you're straight
01:54Now, if you weren't straight
01:56That would have been a perfect name
01:58Wow, you would have been the luckiest gay guy ever
02:01Suck dick
02:02Okay, no problem
02:02What do you do for a living?
02:08I suck dick
02:09I'm joking
02:11I'm joking
02:11That was fucked up
02:12I would never
02:14Stop
02:15Max, stop
02:16I'm going to stop
02:18Because you
02:19I mean
02:20I love how you're laughing so hard
02:26You're amazing, dude
02:26What's your job?
02:27What do you do?
02:28I'm going to stop and
02:29You're a
02:30Stop and I'm
02:31S-A-P
02:32S-A-P?
02:35Do you know what that is?
02:37He has no idea
02:38I-T?
02:39Are you also Indian?
02:41She translated for me
02:43Max, I mean you're stupid
02:46Everybody knows what that is
02:49I tell you the abbreviation stands for I-T
02:53Thank you
02:54I appreciate it
02:55Do you know suck dick?
02:57He's the nicest guy in the world
03:02In Australia
03:04When you say your name
03:05Do people like joke with you?
03:09Nobody
03:09They get scared, huh?
03:11They're like
03:11Oh shit
03:11Now Mike
03:14Now Mike
03:15He'd run away
03:17My Mike guy will suck my dick
03:22All right
03:25We're going to stop here
03:26Okay
03:26Can I be honest?
03:31You have super power
03:33With the name suck dick
03:34You know
03:34To be able to live in a society
03:37English speaking country
03:38And you're like
03:39No
03:39I'm not going to change my name
03:40I am suck dick
03:42It's a beautiful Indian name
03:44You don't like it?
03:46Suck my dick
03:47And I want to say
03:56I swear to God
03:58Indians
03:58Not only the nicest people
04:00But they have the best sense of humor
04:01In the motherfucking world
04:03And you're the prime example of it
04:06What a dude, man
04:09Ten minutes
04:10We talked about his name
04:11And he didn't even give a shit
04:12How long have you been single?
04:18Three months
04:18Do you want to meet
04:19A really nice guy tonight?
04:21This is good
04:22All right
04:23This guy
04:23Amir
04:24What do you do?
04:26Oral surgeon
04:27Nice
04:28Take it easy
04:31I'm picking for you
04:33Trust the professional
04:35She is dead gorgeous
04:39Don't fuck this up, Amir
04:40How long have you been single?
04:42Five years
04:43You're a good looking guy
04:45You're oral surgeon
04:46Five years
04:47You couldn't meet anybody
04:48To be in a relationship
04:49Why?
04:51COVID
04:51COVID?
04:58Okay
04:58He's such a nice guy
05:00Because of COVID
05:01Five years
05:01He didn't make out with anybody
05:03Are you friends with this guy?
05:05I'm friends
05:06Where did you meet the guy?
05:07Amir
05:08We were in residency together
05:09Residency together
05:10Because you're all oral surgeons
05:11Was he a nice guy?
05:14He was on time
05:14He was professional
05:15Does he know how to orally?
05:18He's an oral surgeon
05:20Is he good orally?
05:22Yes
05:23You practice all the time
05:24Five years you've been practicing?
05:29Wow
05:29So how does it work?
05:32Like you have a dummy or something?
05:33You use
05:33Good for you
05:36I really like you
05:39Where are you going to take it on your first date?
05:44Take it somewhere really nice
05:46I'll pay for the date
05:47Okay
05:48First date is on me
05:49Yeah
05:50Absolutely
05:51Clap
05:51Yes
05:52I will pay
05:53And then the following week
05:54I'll come here for oral surgery
05:56Who's that guy?
06:01Yes
06:02Hit him
06:03Sir
06:05Hi
06:06What are you
06:08Every time I look at this guy
06:10This guy's like this
06:11He's sleeping
06:16It's never happened
06:18Ever at my shows
06:19This guy came here to destroy my self-confidence
06:23He's like oh he's a comedian
06:26I'm going to go to sleep in his show
06:28He works a lot
06:31Who the fuck are you?
06:37He's living from a whole another seat
06:39He works a lot
06:40You know this guy?
06:44Why are you not sitting next to him?
06:47You're scared of him?
06:49So hey
06:49Are you on drugs?
06:52Did you smoke something?
06:53I couldn't get a hold of any
06:56So you
06:57He goes
06:58I couldn't get a hold of any drugs today
07:00I mean that's the problem
07:02I'm just quite tired actually
07:05I had a lot of things to do
07:06You had a lot of things to do?
07:08Yeah but you didn't fucking understand anything
07:10What happened
07:10You slept the whole shop
07:11My wife just put everything
07:14That's your wife?
07:16Oh what a nice lady
07:17Oh that's sweet
07:18What happened today?
07:20Max
07:20I promise you
07:21You don't know what I'll be going through today
07:23They closed my surgery
07:24Because I had water leakage
07:26In my whole surgery
07:27So I had to close it
07:28Wow
07:29They closed the surgery
07:30Because you had leak?
07:31Leaking water
07:32Leaking water?
07:34Not me
07:35The pipe
07:35The pipe
07:36I didn't say you leak you
07:37He goes
07:41I'm not leaking water
07:42The pipe
07:44You're a surgeon?
07:48Yes
07:48You're a doctor?
07:49No I'm a dentist
07:50You're a dentist?
07:51You're a dentist?
07:56You're not a doctor
07:57You're a dentist
07:58You know him?
08:04That lady is screaming
08:05You have a problem with your tooth right now?
08:08You're hurting?
08:10I hear you crying
08:11I know the surgery is closed
08:16I'm sorry to break the news
08:19There is a
08:19He's leaking water
08:20I'm sorry
08:21He's not leaking water
08:22One of his pipes
08:24Leaking water right now
08:25But maybe he's Iranian
08:29He probably would do the surgery
08:30In his kitchen
08:31Yeah
08:31He said I agree
08:34Yes
08:34You would do the surgery
08:35Okay no problem
08:35Come tonight
08:36Yeah
08:36See I got you a customer
08:39You're awesome
08:43I'm sorry
08:44The water's leaking
08:45You know
08:46I feel now bad
08:49I woke you up
08:50No I'm sure
08:54Listen
08:55I'm going to come to your work today
08:56We're going to fix the pipe
08:57It would be an honor for you
09:00It would be an honor for you
09:01For me to change the pipe
09:02So now it's your pipe
09:08Listen
09:12It might be an honor for you
09:15But it would be a disgrace for me
09:17Hey buddy
09:19Let me change the pipe for you
09:20Oh man
09:24What a difficult situation
09:25Okay
09:25Go back to bed
09:26I'm sorry
09:30I woke you up
09:30You know
09:34You have those narcotics
09:35At work
09:36Just take one
09:37Go to bed
09:38Take one of those painkillers
09:41You'll be okay my friend
09:42Now I take you to go up
09:44Not down
09:45Okay
09:46You want to go up
09:47You don't want to go down
09:48Hold on
09:49Let me see what I got
09:50Give it up on my buddy
09:55Sohead everybody
09:56Yes
09:56What do you do
10:02What do you do
10:02I do
10:03Ultrasound
10:05Ultrasound
10:06Have you ever had a baby
10:07Yes
10:08How old is your baby
10:09My oldest
10:1027
10:11Get out of here
10:13How the fuck are you guys so young
10:15It's the LA Air
10:17No it's not the LA Air
10:19It's the LA fucking sergeant
10:20You look incredible
10:27You either have a good sergeant
10:30Or you sleep in the freezer every night
10:32Okay kids
10:34I go to the freezer again
10:36How old are you
10:38How old I am
10:40Are you single
10:41You are
10:44I mean do I have to
10:46Support your 27 year old kid
10:48How old do you think I am
10:5250
10:58You think I'm 50 years old
11:01I gave you all the compliments
11:16You look beautiful
11:17You're so young
11:18Oh my god
11:19I can't believe you have a 27 year old
11:21She's
11:21You're the worst star
11:25In the human stars
11:26I can't believe
11:29She thought I'm your age
11:30Clooney
11:33I looked at him in my head
11:35I go look how old this guy is
11:37Meanwhile this bitch is looking at me
11:39Going look how old he is
11:41Hold on hold on
11:49Hold on hold on
11:50This seat is not available
11:51Sit there
11:52Sit there
11:53Okay right there is fine
11:55You're adorable
11:56So wait a minute
11:57I asked if anybody's sitting here
11:59And you said no
12:00No
12:00No
12:01So I lost my father last year
12:03Whenever I go
12:04Oh that's so sweet
12:09First of all
12:11Much blessing to your father
12:12And what's your name
12:14Ritika
12:15Ritika
12:16Ritika
12:17Where are you from
12:17Indian
12:18Indian
12:18Indian
12:19Indian
12:19Okay wonderful to meet you
12:21I believe also when they say
12:22When somebody passes away
12:24They're always with you
12:25Yeah
12:25And I'm Iranian
12:27And I lost my father
12:29In 2015
12:31And I would never do that
12:35You know why
12:38Because if I did that
12:41My father's soul
12:43Would be so unhappy
12:44I'm telling you
12:46My father would be like
12:47Maximini
12:48Why are you wasting money?
12:52I am in heaven
12:54Having a great time
12:56What did I teach you?
12:59You go up to be an idiot
13:02You buy seats for me?
13:05Stupid
13:06I am in heaven
13:07Having a good time
13:08I don't even want to hang out with you
13:11Finally I died to be away from you guys
13:15Now you're forcing me from heaven
13:18To come watch this bullshit
13:20Hold on one second
13:23Hold on
13:23Did you hear that?
13:26I just heard your father laugh
13:28He goes
13:29What a funny guy
13:31I don't care
13:33I like to come sit next to my daughter
13:35Watch your show
13:36Maximini
13:36Mwah
13:38To the heavens
13:39Junior
13:43Junior
13:44Wow
13:47What's your name?
13:51What?
13:55My name is Payam
13:57But I don't like Payam
13:58Her name is Payam
14:02But she goes by Payam
14:05Payam
14:07In the Iranian culture
14:09It's a guy's name
14:11When she was born
14:14They thought she has a
14:16When she was born
14:22Her arm was between her legs
14:24They were like
14:26It's a boy
14:27It's a boy
14:28It's a big boy
14:29Look how big this boy is
14:33Oh my god
14:34Payam
14:35In the Iranian culture
14:37Means message
14:38Like
14:39He's coming out with a big message
14:40And then they're like
14:45No it's her arm
14:46Oh shit
14:47We named her Payam already
14:49Okay
14:50How about Pam?
14:51Go by Pam
14:52This guy
14:55Fun
14:55Look how fun this guy is
14:57With his gym outfit
14:58Buddy you're so tall
15:016'4 or something
15:03How tall are you?
15:056'4
15:06Exactly
15:06What's your name?
15:10Ramak
15:10Ramak
15:11His name is Ramak
15:17For my non
15:20Let me explain
15:21For my non-persons
15:22In the Iranian culture
15:24Ramak is a girl's name
15:27He was born
15:36He was born
15:36Nothing was there
15:39They're like
15:42Oh my god
15:42It's a girl
15:43Ramak
15:45It is
15:46Two weeks later
15:50Something poked out
15:51They're like
15:58Oh my god
15:58Something is happening
15:59Oh my god
16:02Ramak is a guy
16:03I've never met a Ramak
16:09This big in my life
16:11What's your name?
16:13Ramak
16:13So stylish
16:19I'm serious
16:19Look
16:20Are you two together?
16:23Why are you looking at each other?
16:25Wow
16:26What just happened here?
16:28You guys got in a fight
16:29Before you come?
16:30I go
16:30This is your lady
16:31They both look at each other
16:32Am I with you?
16:38What happened?
16:39It's complicated
16:40Oh
16:41It's perfect
16:42Complicated
16:45Complicated
16:45Is the best comedy material
16:47What's your name?
16:50Human
16:51Nice to meet you
16:51And you?
16:53Sahar
16:53You're beautiful
16:54Sahar
16:55You're absolutely gorgeous
16:57I don't know why
16:59Human
16:59Was hesitating
17:01I'm so happy
17:02You're here
17:03Darling
17:03So happy
17:04Yeah
17:04Really happy
17:05You're here
17:05And Human
17:06It's okay
17:06You guys drove together
17:11In the same car?
17:11Oh it's complicated
17:13So which one of you guys
17:16Are married?
17:22Neither one is cheating
17:23Okay that's good
17:23So we can actually
17:24Talk about it
17:25And make this happen
17:26Okay wonderful
17:27And how long
17:28You've been together
17:29They looked at each other again
17:32When did we start?
17:35Do we count
17:36From the time
17:36We start fucking
17:37Or do we count
17:38From the time
17:39We met in the coffee shop
17:40And then you said
17:41Okay maybe
17:43Two months?
17:46Two months?
17:48Buddy two months
17:49Is so brand new
17:51It should be so lovey dovey
17:52No?
17:54So you got into a fight
17:55Before you come home
17:56It happens
17:58Listen
17:59It happens to the best of us
18:01They got into an argument
18:02On the way to the comedy show
18:03And I know why
18:05They were coming here
18:06They got into an argument
18:07Sarah's like
18:07I love Max Hamini
18:08He's so sexy
18:09And Human was like
18:12You love him
18:13Like how you love him?
18:15He's like
18:15Well he's funny
18:16I love him
18:16Because he's so funny
18:17He's like
18:18Well I would have fucking
18:19Killed Max Hamini
18:19And he's like
18:21You're not going to kill
18:22My favorite comedian
18:23So they had that moment
18:25And then they came in here
18:26And then
18:27She's like
18:27See he's funny
18:28And then Human was like
18:33Is that what happened?
18:40No way
18:41Human was like
18:43No
18:43I didn't care
18:44I was like
18:45He's funny
18:45But Tukhba is funny
18:46I don't care
18:46I don't care
18:48He's funny
18:48I don't care
18:50I am funny
18:51That's not what I mean
18:54Now I believe Human
18:55He seems like a very
18:57Honestly
18:57Very genuine guy
18:58This guy
18:59By the way
19:00You guys cannot see Human
19:01Tall
19:01Very very handsome
19:03Good looking
19:04Very nice style
19:05Yeah
19:06What do you do for a living?
19:08You're a lawyer
19:09So he's fucking good
19:10At this fucking arguing too
19:12You know what I mean?
19:14Objection
19:14Sahar
19:15It's not possible
19:16Yeah
19:20What kind of lawyer are you?
19:22Corporate lawyer
19:22Corporate lawyer
19:23Oh oh oh
19:24This guy
19:25Corporate lawyer
19:27I mean this is top of the line
19:29Of the lawyers
19:29You understand?
19:30He goes
19:31It fucks up corporations
19:32CEOs
19:33Destroys everybody
19:34Tomorrow
19:35Front page of the newspaper
19:37Maximini gets sued
19:38By a lawyer in Sweden
19:39I don't give a shit
19:49I'm Mary Sahar
19:50And I move to Yotobori
19:52Oh I'm just fucking around man
20:01Just having fun with you
20:03Stop
20:04Stop
20:04I hope you guys make out
20:06And make it better
20:06Yeah
20:06I'm dead serious
20:08Come on
20:10Kiss and make it better
20:11Yeah
20:11Oh man
20:12Give her a nice kiss
20:13No
20:14Come on
20:15So beautiful
20:20I like Moroccans man
20:25They speak so many languages
20:26You guys
20:27How many more do you speak?
20:29I speak around 8 languages
20:30He speaks 8 languages
20:32Every Moroccan I meet
20:34They're just like
20:35Hello
20:36What do you speak?
20:37I speak
20:38What's your name?
20:42Osama
20:42Osama?
20:43Why?
20:54It's a comedy show
20:55You need to scare the shit out of everybody
20:57I mean your parents
21:00They didn't know back then
21:02You know
21:02He's born
21:03What are we going to name you?
21:04I don't know
21:05Inshallah
21:05Osama
21:08Shit
21:11Well
21:12You still have a chance
21:14You're young
21:14You're good looking
21:16Change your name
21:18Osie
21:19Right?
21:23Sounds friendly
21:25And it's close to Osama
21:26Yeah
21:28For public
21:29Osie
21:30In the bedroom
21:30Osama
21:31Sounds dangerous
21:35Honey I'm coming
21:36Osama is coming home
21:37To chill you
21:38Where are you?
21:41Osama's here
21:42You're from Pakistan?
21:48No way
21:49You came by yourself?
21:52I love that dude
21:54Oh you're wonderful man
21:57What's your name?
22:01Ibrahim
22:02Pleasure meeting you man
22:03You're wonderful man
22:05Wonderful guy
22:06I've been waiting for your show
22:06For many years
22:07You were waiting for my show
22:08For many years?
22:10Oh I love you man
22:11Look
22:13He bought
22:14The first row
22:15Front row
22:16Middle row
22:17Like right in the middle
22:19Death center
22:19You're a real fan
22:20Come give me five
22:22I'm my brother
22:24Nice to meet you
22:25Smells like chicken masala
22:27So you live in for
22:34You bought the shirt
22:35For my show?
22:36It looks gorgeous on you
22:37Honestly
22:38It looks wonderful man
22:40Even if you came in
22:42With your
22:42Pakistani outfit
22:43I would have loved it
22:44Even more
22:45I love the local outfits
22:47No you should have worn it
22:49You would have scared
22:50The shit out of the Indians
22:51How old are you buddy?
22:5557
22:56You've been single for five years?
23:00What's your type?
23:01Family woman
23:03What's a family woman?
23:06Like she's at home
23:07Cooking and
23:08Fucking you're so Pakistani
23:09They're dealing with a broke man
23:14You need to be a busy man
23:15Yes
23:15Did you see what he said?
23:17Oh my god
23:18He said
23:21I want a
23:22I want a family woman
23:23That can handle
23:24A busy man
23:25If you don't want
23:26A broke man
23:27That you need to deal
23:29With a busy man
23:30That's kind of true
23:32He's busy out there
23:35Making you some money girl
23:36You cook and clean too?
23:40That's why you're busy?
23:46You work seven days
23:47And then you come and go
23:48Honey
23:48I will cook and clean
23:49For you also
23:50I'll find you a hot girlfriend
23:53Before you leave
23:54Abraham
23:55I promise you
23:56I will find you
23:58An amazing girl
23:59Who is that next to you?
24:04Oh
24:05You came by yourself?
24:05You looking for a husband?
24:10She goes
24:10Yes
24:11I swear to god
24:12He's a star
24:20Oh my god
24:21He's kneeling for you
24:23He's a fucking star
24:26This guy
24:27My god
24:30All the Indians
24:32Are so jealous right now
24:33We should have fucking
24:36Stepped up sooner
24:36I love it
24:41After the show
24:42You guys exchange phone numbers
24:43You go on a date
24:44Okay
24:45I work at the airport
24:47You work at the airport?
24:49I work at the airport
24:49What do you do?
24:51TSA
24:51TSA?
24:54Egyptian
24:54Egyptian
24:55What's your name?
24:56Aman
24:56Aman
24:57Let me tell you something
24:58Aman is peace anyway
25:00Aman is peace?
25:02Aman
25:02Aman
25:03Aman
25:03That means you're safe
25:04Oh my god
25:06She'll bring safety to her life
25:07Yes
25:09You gotta treat her like a queen
25:11But can I tell you something?
25:14You don't have a choice
25:15She's a TSA agent
25:17Abraham
25:20She's gonna walk into the bedroom
25:21Take your shirt off
25:23Take your socks off
25:25Take your pants off
25:26Bitch
25:27Let me see that dick
25:28Let me see that dick
25:31Sir
25:32No problem
25:38Here we go
25:39Motherfucker
25:40I'll show you that
25:42Motherfucking dick
25:43And then Allah
25:45She goes
25:46Allahu Akbar
25:47Are you sure you're not from Uzbekistan?
25:55Where are you from?
25:58Burma
25:58Burma?
26:01This guy talks like I know his neighborhood
26:03What do you mean Burma?
26:07Myanmar
26:07Myanmar
26:08Myanmar
26:08Where is that?
26:11Bro
26:11I'm not talking about up the street
26:14What country man?
26:18Oh that's the country?
26:20Where is this country man?
26:32Thailand?
26:33Stop fucking say Thailand next time
26:35My geography is not
26:38I'm a comedian
26:39I started this show
26:42And they shat on my intelligence
26:44Oh
26:46It's too bad
26:48Trust me
26:50It's not just me
26:50All of these
26:51They didn't know either
26:52Everybody knew where Myanmar was?
27:01Hold on
27:02I have a question
27:05Who here didn't know where Myanmar was?
27:10Okay some honest people
27:11Look
27:12Oh I love you dude
27:13And I love you
27:14What if you guys didn't stand up for me?
27:16I would have looked like shit right now
27:20Habibi you're the biggest Habibi I've ever seen in my life
27:23How tall are you?
27:26Six six
27:26Six six
27:27Habibi you ate two Habibis in one
27:30That's the mom
27:32Mom how tall are you?
27:35Mom is like five five
27:37Dad
27:38Six six two
27:40Like around
27:42Okay thank god
27:43The dad is tall
27:44Otherwise there will be questions over here
27:46How many brothers and sisters?
27:49Just one brother
27:50Just me
27:50Just one brother
27:51Two sisters
27:53Two sisters
27:54One brother
27:54He doesn't even know how many siblings he's got
27:56Just one brother
27:58Oh you have two sisters
27:59They don't count Habibi
28:00He's like no
28:01I ate all their food every day
28:02I don't know if they're still alive
28:04The biggest Habibi in the world man
28:07Give it up
28:08Give it up for him
28:08Tell him your name
28:12Sarmine
28:13Sarmine
28:14Why are you single
28:16Handsome
28:16Good looking
28:17You don't want to have a girlfriend
28:18Were you married
28:19You got divorced
28:20Yeah I can tell
28:22He married a girl
28:26She was so short
28:27She got neck pain
28:28Show me
28:31I cannot do this marriage anymore
28:34My neck hurts
28:35I did the PG version of this for you
28:37That was the family version for Dubai
28:45You're half Iranian
28:52Half Afghanistan
28:54You look 100% Japanese
28:56They didn't tell you
29:02Somebody else was involved
29:04Just so you know
29:06Do the 23 and me
29:10See what happens
29:11It comes out
29:12Japanese
29:13Anyways
29:15Yes
29:16You brought me a gift
29:19Thank you
29:23Buddy you don't have shoes on
29:29No shoes
29:31Thank you
29:37Is there a GPS in this?
29:44Why did you give me this thing?
29:47I got it from my mother
29:48You got it from your mother
29:49Was she Japanese?
29:54Why are you giving this to me?
29:56Because I love you
29:56And I love you too man
29:59Thank you
30:10You're so sweet
30:14You're so sweet
30:16You're so sweet
30:17You have such a gentle soul as well
30:23What's your name buddy?
30:24Alicia
30:24Alicia
30:25Thank you
30:26You're kind
30:27You're very
30:27I feel bad to take this
30:29You know
30:30You're so sweet
30:34You want to give me your bracelet too?
30:35Let me give you my shoes
30:38Let me give you my shoes
30:40Where are you from?
30:45Ukraine
30:45Oh that's wonderful man
30:47That's wonderful
30:47Good to see you
30:48Any Russians in the audience?
30:53It's going to be a peaceful night
30:54This is nice
30:55We're going to enjoy you buddy
30:57But don't worry
30:58We protect you regardless
30:59Even if there was a Russian
31:01The Armenians and the Persians
31:03We got your back
31:03Is this new?
31:07How long you been together?
31:09A year
31:09A year?
31:10He's a nice student
31:11He works out too
31:12Look he's nice
31:13He's okay relax
31:15He's my fiancé
31:19Well I'm not trying to fuck your fiancé
31:20I'm not interested
31:23Okay
31:24Eat
31:27You have no appetite?
31:30Why did you fucking order?
31:31Buddy you finish
31:34Yeah
31:36Take it back for other Ukrainians
31:39Meet one more person
31:45Buddy where are you from?
31:46Australia
31:47Amazing country
31:48And your lady is from?
31:50Australia
31:51Oh you're Aussie Aussie?
31:54Oi oi oi
31:55This is sexy
31:59Dude you came out here
32:01You scored this
32:02Yo
32:05Yo
32:07You did good man
32:10Do your West African friends
32:12Know about her?
32:14You send the picture
32:15You're like
32:16Oh oh
32:16She's beautiful
32:18How long you been together?
32:23We had more
32:24Not together?
32:31You're not together?
32:32How fucking awkward
32:34You should have said it
32:37I'm not with
32:38Or you're like
32:38Like you send the picture
32:42To your friends
32:43She's like
32:43Oh
32:43Well
32:48Meet each other
32:48You're single?
32:51Like yes
32:52I am single
32:53I have four wives
32:53Back in
32:54Back in
32:54West Africa
32:56It doesn't count
32:58They're in Africa
32:58Yeah
32:59But you're single?
33:00Yes
33:01What's your name?
33:02Jessica
33:03What kind of man do you like?
33:04What kind of characteristic
33:05In a man do you like?
33:06Kind?
33:07He looks kind
33:08Than a motherfucker
33:08All you care about
33:11A guy being kind
33:12Would it help
33:14If he's from
33:15Africa?
33:25You're gonna have fun
33:26Tonight bro
33:27Let me talk to my Indian brother
33:31What's your name?
33:32Ajit
33:32Ajit
33:33Ajit
33:33No no
33:34I can say it
33:35Ajit
33:35Yeah that's great
33:36And your lady is?
33:38Ritjit
33:38Ritjit
33:39Ritjit
33:39Pretty
33:40Pretty
33:40You're fucking kidding me
33:42They named you Pretty?
33:45That's a lot of fucking pressure
33:46Can you imagine?
33:49They were just like
33:50Oh we're gonna name her Pretty
33:51Let's see what happens
33:54Like she turns two years old
33:57They're like
33:57Oh motherfucker
33:58Not so pretty
33:59What the fuck do we do?
34:04We chose terrible
34:05What name for there?
34:05What's your middle name?
34:12Maybe
34:12Pretty
34:15Maybe
34:16I love that
34:20Good for you
34:21You're lucky
34:21You turned out very pretty
34:22So great
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