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00:00I actually learned recently from one of my Indian friends

00:03Who said who?

00:07What's your name, buddy?

00:08Jaquesh

00:09Jaquesh

00:10Jaquesh

00:11Jaquesh

00:15You know what Jaquesh means in Persian?

00:18It means pimp

00:19Raise your arm again

00:24You look like a Jaquesh

00:30I know you swear to God, I believe you, I told you, you look like a pimp

00:34You were at UCLA, what happened?

00:37The Persian teacher says my name, she goes Jaquesh

00:41What an asshole of a teacher

00:48The teacher was Persian?

00:53You should have sued the fuck out of her

00:55Good for you Jaquesh

00:58So wonderful to see you

01:02Jaquesh, who did you come out with?

01:08Jaquesh, where the hoes at?

01:13Playa, Playa

01:14Jaquesh's like, no, just my name is Jaquesh

01:18My personally, I was arranged marriage

01:20I only have one lady with me all the time, every time

01:24That's wonderful, bro

01:27First marriage was arranged marriage

01:29She's got a girlfriend

01:29Oh, now it's a girlfriend

01:31Where is she from?

01:32She's from LA

01:33From LA?

01:37Do you mean she's Mexican?

01:40What does it mean she's from LA?

01:43She's from Pakistan?

01:45What the hell?

01:48Bro, you went really the other way around, huh?

01:51You guys know what I'm talking about?

01:53India and Pakistan

01:55They have a feud

01:57They don't get along, right?

01:59India and Pakistan

02:00For a long time

02:01They had a conflict

02:03And this guy was arranged marriage

02:05The parents said

02:06This is the best woman for you

02:07And he's like

02:08Okay, I believe it

02:09And they're like

02:11Jaquesh, don't joke around, okay?

02:14And then he's like

02:15No, no, no

02:15I love him

02:16I love her

02:16And then they got together

02:17Sometimes it doesn't work, yeah?

02:20He's separate

02:20And he goes

02:21You guys picked a terrible woman for me

02:23I'm gonna fuck you up

02:24I'm like, what do you mean?

02:27He goes

02:27I am gonna go find a woman from Pakistan

02:29He hasn't seen his parents

02:33For a year and a half

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