00:00hold on let me talk to mom mom you're single i love how you extra single you're like yes
00:08let me ask you where do you go to find dates how do how do you do that
00:15okay so so there is a muslim app you're on a muslim app
00:20moose wait a minute there is a muslim app called moose
00:26i go like this mohammed mohammed mohammed mohammed mohammed mohammed mohammed mohammed
00:34mohammed mohammed mohammed mohammed mohammed mohammed mohammed ali
00:41i will find you an amazing husband tonight okay
00:47you're not in a rush you're enjoying your freedom habibti that's haram
00:55i know but i love you i want to make sure we're on the same page
01:00how much freedom how many times
01:10you don't do anything that's a waste of time
01:14i love you i want to help you i'm going to teach you how to do it the halal way
01:23okay what kind of men do you like
01:27you have a checklist that's the problem right there
01:32take it easy on the list okay
01:38real men no trans
01:40sounds like you got tricked a couple times
01:49sounds like you let the guy's like my name is rahim
01:52and then he showed up he's like i am rihanna
01:57okay okay um so if you get tired you can sit but you can also stand
02:04i know you're in canada and and there's so many different people here so
02:08first of all do you like canadians white men do you like white canadians
02:16can i see him really can you stand up sir okay he's a trans sit down
02:25afghanistan is confusing what is a trans i don't know
02:29is it a model of a car i don't know
02:31can i tell you i swear to you you're gonna find an incredible person because you're
02:39such a fun person you have an amazing soul what a joy you are
02:46any man that's looking for a woman that's full of life that's right here
02:52right here the right mom everybody make sure you go up to her and ask for her phone number
03:02and make sure you're circumcised
03:08how old were you when your parents got divorced 14 oh that's interesting age now how did you feel
03:14were you happy or sad uh confused but more on the sad side or a happy side
03:22so 14 years old parents got divorced you were sad whose fault was it mom or dad
03:37who said that i'm the comedian next time you have a funny idea text me
03:46and then i'll say it say that again whose fault was that this guy is so nice he goes both
03:55buddy it's never both people's fault in your situation i know whose fault it was
04:01i don't even know you but i know it was dad's fault
04:06so you said you said both so who cheated on who
04:11dad cheated on mom you're saying it's both of their fault
04:15how what did mom do
04:19be honest be open
04:25i really like you i don't know who you are you're a special dude man you know what he said
04:32he said when you're younger you don't know but when you get older you understand the complexity
04:37of relationships and you understand why these women force us to cheat on them
04:52i would love to help you but not with that haircut bro
04:58what is this color on top of your head why did you do this to your head
05:08i'm playing you guys are fun how old are you 20 and you
05:12i'm also 20 and what do you do i'm a barber you're a barber oh so you up his head
05:24he's like bro i need you man i gotta learn how to do highlights you know
05:29man my parents are gonna like this shit i'm just gonna do a little bit okay
05:35next year you're walking around like a gay justin bieber
05:39the colombian version go shave your head come back i got you
05:46you're 20 you're so young do you think you can handle a girl maybe older than you
05:49of course
05:54i'm latino
05:55you're latino what does that mean to you when i say you can handle what are you thinking
06:10you're only thinking one thing and one thing oh all right let's see what i can do for you
06:17but can can you tell me something like this very important question
06:21you're not a premature ejaculator are you
06:26i don't even know what that means you don't even know what okay if you don't know what that means
06:30we're in trouble google it you and your friend think about it
06:36decide what the time limit is on that
06:38don't work on the rest
06:41what an amazing i wish i could
06:46are you also a premature ejaculator
06:51that guy's gonna explain it to you
06:54you
06:56you
06:56you
06:57you
06:58you
07:00you
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