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Wife's Shocking Secret Max Amini Stand Up Comedy

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00:00Do you have any secrets? If you reveal that secret, it could affect your relationship immensely.
00:07Yes, definitely.
00:12I'm going to choose one couple. I bring them on stage and I'm going to play this game with them
00:16and they're going to win a freaking incredible gift tonight.
00:21The couple I bring on stage, this couple is going to win the best gift they've ever won in their life.
00:32Which couple wants to come on stage? Raise your hands.
00:35Okay, I got nothing here. I don't like you. Too much energy.
00:39This one here, you want to come on stage? These two are cute. Come, come. You two come.
00:44Come on stage. Go that way. Go that way.
00:48How are you, man?
00:49Pleasure. Nice to meet you.
00:51Hi. So beautiful. What a nice looking couple.
00:53Let me ask you, do you have any secrets that your wife doesn't know about?
01:00Yes, a lot.
01:01You have a lot of secrets that your wife doesn't know about?
01:04From the past.
01:05From the past. And any of those secrets will, if you reveal that secret, it could affect your relationship immensely.
01:14Yes, definitely.
01:18Well, you're an honest man.
01:20This might be a very difficult night for you.
01:26But I really appreciate your honesty, you know?
01:29Holy shit. Let me go over here and see what's happening.
01:31Amanda, do you have any secrets, current or past, doesn't matter.
01:36Any secrets that you're hiding from your husband?
01:39I don't remember.
01:40It's a yes or no answer.
01:43Do you have any secrets?
01:45No.
01:46No?
01:47You have no secrets?
01:49No secrets.
01:50Are you sure?
01:51Yes.
01:53Okay.
01:57I don't believe this for one second.
01:58You two, black hat and your white shirt.
02:03You two, come on stage.
02:05Come on stage.
02:06Right away.
02:07I don't think this is going to work.
02:11This got very complicated because I have a really honest man and a very dishonest woman.
02:16See, I know something tonight that they don't know.
02:22So for one minute, if you guys don't mind, switch with these couple now.
02:26Yeah?
02:26I'll bring you back again.
02:27Okay?
02:28Don't go too far.
02:29Oh my God.
02:29Look at this big boy.
02:30What's up, my man?
02:31How you doing, buddy?
02:32One guy more muscular than the other.
02:34Hi.
02:35Nice to meet you.
02:36Please, you can stay here.
02:37Yeah?
02:38And what's your name?
02:40Mike.
02:40Mike.
02:41And what's your name?
02:41Corinne.
02:42Fuck.
02:45One more time.
02:46Corinne.
02:46Okay, we're moving on.
02:49Corinne turned...
02:50Corinne.
02:51Corinne.
02:54Mike and Corinne.
02:56Mike, any secrets that you have that she doesn't know?
03:00Probably.
03:01Yeah.
03:01Yeah?
03:02Good or bad?
03:03No, it's all good secrets.
03:04It's all good secrets?
03:05I was always honest with you.
03:06Corinne.
03:08Do you have any secrets, anything that you know that your husband doesn't know?
03:13Just one.
03:14Just one?
03:15Wow.
03:16What's his name?
03:21So you have one secret, and are you willing to share it tonight?
03:26Sure.
03:27Yeah?
03:27Okay.
03:28This is now where this asshole couple in the side.
03:33She's like, oh my God, everything is amazing.
03:36And I have no secrets.
03:37I'm an angel.
03:39And I'm still a virgin.
03:43Do you think this secret is going to be a very, like, big news?
03:47Something that is going to really, like, boom, explode this guy?
03:51Boom.
03:52Yeah?
03:53Why?
03:53Because I'm Lebanese?
03:54No, I just, I think, I think because size matters.
03:57You know, I...
03:58You know, I...
03:59Okay.
04:03Corinne.
04:06Tell this man the secret that you have.
04:10Okay, hold on.
04:12Oh my God.
04:12Don't take your clothes off their kids in the audience.
04:15You're going to take something out of your bag?
04:17Yeah.
04:17Yup.
04:20Oh my God.
04:21Oh my God.
04:22Someone is going to turn through me.
04:28Oh my God.
04:29Oh my God.
04:30Feeling to change me.
04:32Oh, that's so beautiful, man.
04:49Mike, Mike, congratulations, my brother.
04:52And congratulations to you.
04:55This lady is so incredible.
04:58She wanted to reveal to her husband that she's pregnant.
05:01And I have a secret that I want to reveal to Mike.
05:08It's my baby.
05:16They're going to name the baby Max Jr.
05:19I love you, man.
05:21Congratulations, my brother.
05:22Thank you for coming on stage.
05:25Now, let me tell you how similar these assholes look.
05:29I didn't know I thought they were them.
05:32Come here.
05:33Come, come.
05:34I thought you guys were them.
05:37I have no idea.
05:38I'm like, you don't have a secret?
05:39She's like, no.
05:40I'm like, bitch, I got shit to do.
05:43This is hilarious.
05:46Give them all a big round of applause, guys.
05:48Thank you so much.
05:48I love you.
05:49And thank you for joining.
05:50Thank you for joining me.
05:52Yes, of course I'll sign it for you.
05:54Much love.
05:59This is so adorable.
06:00My God.
06:02Oh, they didn't name the baby Max.
06:03Oh, shit.
06:04This is so adorable.
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