00:00It's so stylish. I'm serious. Look, are you two together?
00:05Why are you looking at each other?
00:07Wow, what just happened here?
00:10You guys got in a fight before you come?
00:12I go, this is your lady. They both look at each other.
00:18Am I with you?
00:21What happened? It's complicated?
00:23Oh, it's perfect.
00:26Complicated is the best comedy material.
00:30What's your name?
00:32Human, nice to meet you. And you?
00:35Sahar, you're beautiful, Sahar.
00:37You're absolutely gorgeous.
00:40I don't know why Human was hesitating.
00:44I'm so happy you're here, darling.
00:45So happy, yeah, really happy you're here.
00:47And Human, it's okay.
00:51You guys drove together in the same car?
00:54Oh, it's complicated.
00:57So which one of you guys are married?
01:00Neither one is cheating.
01:05Okay, that's good, so we can actually talk about it and make this happen.
01:09Okay, wonderful.
01:10And how long you've been together?
01:13They look at each other again.
01:15When did we start?
01:17Do we count from the time we start fucking?
01:19Or do we count from the time we met in the coffee shop?
01:23And then you said, okay, maybe two months?
01:29Two months?
01:30Buddy, two months is so brand new.
01:33It should be so lovey-dovey.
01:35No?
01:36So you got into a fight before you come home.
01:38It happens.
01:41Listen, it happens to the best of us.
01:43They got into an argument on the way to the comedy show.
01:46And I know why.
01:47They were coming here.
01:48They got into an argument.
01:49Sarah's like, I love Max Aminian.
01:50He's so sexy.
01:53And Human was like, you love him like how you love him?
01:57He's like, well, he's funny.
01:58I love him because he's so funny.
01:59He's like, oh, I would have fucking killed Max Aminian.
02:02He's like, you're not going to kill my favorite comedian.
02:05So they had that moment and then they came in here and then she's like, see, he's funny.
02:13And then Human was like, yeah, is that what happened?
02:22No way.
02:25Human was like, no, I didn't care.
02:27I was like, he's funny, but talk about me.
02:28I don't care.
02:29I don't care.
02:30He's funny.
02:31I don't care.
02:32I am funny.
02:35That's not what happened.
02:37Now, I believe Human.
02:38He seems like a very, honestly, very genuine guy, this guy.
02:41By the way, just, you guys cannot see Human.
02:43Tall, very, very handsome, good looking, very nice style.
02:48Yeah?
02:48What do you do for a living?
02:49I'm a lawyer.
02:50You're a lawyer.
02:51Ah, so he's fucking good at this fucking arguing too.
02:54You know what I mean?
02:55He's like, objection, Sahar.
02:57It's not possible.
03:01Yeah?
03:02What kind of lawyer are you?
03:04I'm a corporate lawyer.
03:04Corporate lawyer.
03:05Oh, oh, oh, this guy.
03:08Corporate lawyer.
03:09I mean, this is top of the line of the lawyers.
03:12You understand?
03:13He goes, it fucks up corporations, CEOs, destroys everybody.
03:17Tomorrow, front page of the newspaper.
03:19Maximini gets sued by a lawyer in Sweden.
03:21I don't give a shit.
03:32I'm Mary Sahar, and I moved to Yotobori.
03:34Oh, I'm just fucking around, man.
03:44Just having fun with you.
03:46Stop, stop.
03:47I hope you guys make how to make it better, yeah?
03:49I'm dead serious.
03:51Come on, kiss and make it better, yeah?
03:54Oh my, give her a nice kiss.
03:55No.
03:57Come on.
03:59Oh.
04:01So beautiful.
04:09Who's that guy?
04:10Yes.
04:11Hit him.
04:13Sir.
04:15Hi.
04:17What are you, every time I look at this guy, this guy's like this.
04:19He's sleeping.
04:25It's never happened, ever at my shows.
04:29This guy came here to destroy my self-confidence.
04:34He's like, oh, he's a comedian.
04:35I'm going to go to sleep in his show.
04:38He works a lot.
04:40Who the fuck are you?
04:46He's living from a whole other seat.
04:48He works a lot.
04:49You know this guy?
04:53Why are you not sitting next to him?
04:55You're scared of him?
04:58So, hey, are you on drugs?
05:01Did you smoke something?
05:05So, he goes, I couldn't get a hold of any drugs today.
05:10Maybe that's the problem.
05:12I'm just quite tired, actually.
05:14I had a lot of things to do.
05:15You had a lot of things to do?
05:17Yeah, but you didn't fucking understand anything.
05:18What happened?
05:19You slept the whole show.
05:21My wife just put everything.
05:23That's your wife?
05:24Oh, what a nice lady.
05:26Oh, that's sweet.
05:27So, what happened today?
05:28Max, I promise you, you don't know what I've been going through today.
05:32They closed my surgery because I had water leakage in my whole surgery.
05:36Wow, they closed the surgery because you had a leak?
05:40Leaking water.
05:41Leaking water?
05:43Not in me.
05:43The pipe.
05:44The pipe.
05:45I didn't say you're leaking.
05:49He goes, I'm not leaking water.
05:51The pipe.
05:52You're a surgeon?
05:56Yes.
05:57You're a doctor?
05:58No, I'm a dentist.
05:59You're a dentist?
06:05You're not a doctor.
06:06You're a dentist.
06:09You know him?
06:10That lady is screaming.
06:15You have a problem with your tooth right now?
06:17You're hurting?
06:19I hear you crying.
06:22I know the surgery is closed.
06:26I'm sorry to break the news.
06:28He's leaking water.
06:29I'm sorry, he's not leaking water.
06:31One of his pipes leaking water right now.
06:34But maybe he's Iranian.
06:38He probably would do the surgery in his kitchen.
06:40Yeah?
06:41He said, I agree.
06:42Yes.
06:43You would do the surgery.
06:43Okay, no problem.
06:44Come tonight.
06:45Yeah?
06:46See, I got you a customer.
06:51You're awesome, Soleil.
06:52I'm sorry the water's leaking, you know?
06:56I feel now bad I woke you up.
07:02No, I'm sure.
07:03Listen, I'm going to come to your work today.
07:05We're going to fix the pipe.
07:09It'll be an honor for you for me to change the pipe?
07:16So now it's your pipe.
07:20Listen, it might be an honor for you, but it'll be a disgrace for me.
07:27Hey, buddy, let me change the pipe for you.
07:28Oh, man, what a difficult situation.
07:34Okay, go back to bed.
07:38I'm sorry I woke you up.
07:39You know, you have those narcotics at work.
07:45Just take one, go to bed.
07:48Take one of those painkillers.
07:49You'll be okay, my friend.
07:50You know, I think you can go up, not down.
07:54Okay.
07:55You want to go up, you don't want to go down.
07:58Hold on, let me see what I got.
08:03Give it up for my buddy, Sohail, everybody.
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