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00:01That's your stepdad? No way. And that's your daughter too? No, no, no. No? Oh, okay.

00:09Just you two came together. Oh, then why did you say that's my... I just kind of felt like I would love him to be my stepdad.

00:16Ah, ah. We have a creeper in the front. This random brown guy. He looks like he just left Al-Qaeda.

00:26Looks at the white guy. He goes, this is my stepfather.

00:31I go, why? He goes, I felt like he could be my stepfather.

00:38Go get a job.

00:41Your lady is so embarrassed.

00:44And she's, that's not your lady either?

00:50Are you homeless? How did you get in here?

00:53This guy's like, that's my father. He came in the building.

00:56I thought you're two together, no?

01:00You are together, but not... So what's the status?

01:04I'm stuck in between, like, adopting her and marrying her.

01:06Oh, he's stuck between adopting her and marrying her.

01:09I think tonight after the show, you go to jail.

01:15This guy, what country are you from?

01:16Armenia.

01:17Armenia, of course.

01:20Armenian confidence, this guy, yeah?

01:21He drives a BMW with a chandelier in the middle, shiny rims.

01:28You open the door, smells like kebab.

01:32This is nice.

01:33Armenian house, man.

01:36Darling, what's your name?

01:37Enola.

01:38Enola.

01:39And you're from Brussels?

01:40No.

01:40No? Where from?

01:41Holland.

01:42Holland?

01:43You live here?

01:44No.

01:44So, wow.

01:45I don't think anybody's from here.

01:51Oh, shit.

01:52She's beautiful.

01:53Don't fuck it up, yeah?

01:54No, I've been married three times, so...

01:56You've been married three times?

01:57Shit.

02:00Good luck.

02:02Listen, people from Holland are so loving and open-minded.

02:07They really are.

02:08I'm telling you, some of the most open-hearted people, these people right here, really, thank

02:14you for taking this Armenian in, yeah?

02:17It helps.

02:18He's handsome.

02:18He's a good-looking guy, yeah.

02:20What do you do in Amsterdam?

02:22I'm retired.

02:23Really?

02:24You're retired?

02:25Yeah.

02:25You're young.

02:26I know.

02:26How old are you?

02:2739.

02:2839, you're retired?

02:31You were a drug dealer?

02:34The only way.

02:36He was selling drugs.

02:37She's like, okay, it's about time before I get caught.

02:40Well, good luck.

02:45I like this crowd.

02:46I love this crowd.

02:48Look, the ladies look so sweet there.

02:49Hi, hi.

02:51The lady with the hijab.

02:52Hi, how are you?

02:54One person wears the hijab.

02:55No, everyone else is haram here.

02:57Yeah, nice.

02:58Nice.

02:59Good for you.

03:00What's your name?

03:02Zahra, where's your husband?

03:04He's right there.

03:04Oh, he looks like a nice guy, too.

03:06Look, he looks like a nice...

03:0730 minutes, right?

03:09Okay, go.

03:09As soon as I talk about...

03:11He got nervous.

03:12Come back soon, yeah?

03:14Thank you, buddy.

03:15It's if you want to escape, you can.

03:20You can get away now.

03:21This is your opportunity now.

03:24Please be careful, okay?

03:27Take down my number, just in case.

03:30I'm kidding.

03:31I'm kidding.

03:33Oh, yeah, yes.

03:34Zahra.

03:35And the husband, his name?

03:36Karim.

03:37This is nice.

03:38You guys both have very strong Arabic names, yeah?

03:41Karim and Zahra.

03:42That's nice.

03:42And you live in?

03:44I live in Dublin.

03:45Dublin?

03:45Karim, what do you do in Dublin?

03:47Software engineer.

03:48Software engineer.

03:49That's really beautiful.

03:50Zahra, what about you?

03:52Pharmacist.

03:53Pharmacist.

03:53You're both so brilliant.

03:56I'm so glad to see you guys.

03:58Thank you for coming all the way from Dublin.

03:59You guys are so nice.

04:01So, Zahra and Karim, pharmacist and software engineer, yeah?

04:07Fuck, there's no jokes.

04:08Okay, thank you.

04:10Thank you for participating, yeah?

04:11I tried my best.

04:15When I was talking to them, my brain froze.

04:17Then I was like, ah, there's no joke.

04:25But what if Karim cannot get his dick hard?

04:27Maybe the pharmacist can get some Viagra.

04:29Because the Viagra work for the...

04:31But he's a software engineer.

04:33That's why he's soft.

04:35This engineer has only soft everything.

04:38But he married a pharmacist, so she gets Viagra.

04:41So he gets a hardware software.

04:44He's now with her hardware engineer.

04:48MashaAllah, MashaAllah.

05:01We came back.

05:02Thank you so much.

05:02We called the rescue team.

05:04They're coming together.

05:07I want to make a deal with you.

05:09You want to make a deal with me?

05:10This is not a dealership, okay?

05:12We're not selling cars.

05:13I want to make a deal with you.

05:14I don't want to make a deal with you.

05:15I want to make a deal?

05:16Okay, make a deal.

05:16Okay, so if you buy me two plane tickets, first class, to L.A.?

05:21If I buy two plane tickets for him, first class, here's how Armenian part is.

05:26Okay, okay, what else?

05:28Two VIP tickets for your show.

05:30And two VIP tickets for my show?

05:32In L.A.?

05:33Then you will leave her alone, yeah?

05:36I'll propose to her right here, right on stage.

05:38You will propose to her right here on this stage, tonight.

05:43Now.

05:43Right now.

05:46You know, to propose, you have to be prepared.

05:52I have money.

05:53I have money.

05:54You have money?

05:55Yeah.

05:55You need to have a ring.

05:58The only way I would allow that to happen is you convert to Islam tonight.

06:02And Kareem, Kareem would come on stage, and he would make the marriage happen.

06:08And we have to cut your dick again.

06:10Then I will pay for the VIP tickets and the plane, the airplane, everything I pay for.

06:22Did you just take the ring off of her finger?

06:26You took a ring from her?

06:27Yeah, because she gave it to me.

06:30You gave the Armenian...

06:31Because I asked him what...

06:32This guy tricked you to give him a ring?

06:35Oh my God.

06:36You really love her, huh?

06:37Yeah, I do.

06:38You would really propose to her, for real?

06:39Or are you fucking with me, huh?

06:40No, no, no.

06:41Just...

06:41I was already going to propose, but...

06:44Come on stage.

06:46Come on stage.

06:46Perfectly.

06:47Come on stage.

06:48Come on stage.

06:55Oh, look at these two.

06:57So sweet.

06:58I really congratulate you for your fourth divorce coming.

07:05I'm Gor.

07:06Gor?

07:07Enola.

07:08I'll give you the microphone.

07:09Okay, thank you.

07:10You know, I'm not like...

07:14I'm not sure yet.

07:19So honey, you know, we've been dating for almost two years.

07:23And you have a son of four years.

07:26It's her son, my stepson.

07:27I love him like my own.

07:29Yeah.

07:30So it's about time.

07:32I didn't plan this.

07:34But since I know Max is like a brother of me.

07:38Like somewhere down the line.

07:39Because the Iranians have invaded Armenia so many times.

07:43So it's almost inevitable, you know.

07:45But honey, I love you.

07:46I want to...

07:48Hopefully not divorce you.

07:51I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

07:55Will you marry me?

07:55I want to...

07:57Okay, thank you, Max.

08:16So we'll see you after.

08:17congratulations to these two yeah

08:22really congratulations he is the most sweetest unromantic asshole in the world

08:30but he did it congratulations man much love to you please

08:34that is so nice wow i can't believe this guy turned to be the sweetest guy huh

08:43you fucking left in the middle

08:45has no idea what just happened never leave in the middle of my show

08:54that is so beautiful i hope you have more kids yeah uh and i hope you get a job now

09:01this should motivate you for a job listen this is so special tell the second show fuck it

09:08like how can i leave these people

09:11how do i leave you

09:14it's so good tonight

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