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Best of Max Amini 2024 Stand Up Comedy
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00:00I like that guy
00:29what's your name suck dick
00:41I appreciate the offer
00:47thank you so much for coming tonight I'm sure you're very busy all day
00:58I'm gonna talk to you for the rest of the show you're in a relationship
01:10what's his name
01:16oh you're you you straight just suck dick I get it
01:22my brother I love you man from the bottom of my heart you have a great sense of humor
01:30but please change your name
01:32there's a beautiful Indian name that I can help you with
01:37it's one of my favorite Indian names
01:39eat pussy
01:40it's a much better name
01:43eat pussy
01:45eat pussy
01:47much better than suck dick
01:51only because you're straight
01:54now if you weren't straight that would have been a perfect name
01:58wow you would have been the luckiest gay guy ever
02:01suck dick okay no problem
02:02what do you do for a living
02:07I suck dick
02:09I'm joking
02:11that was fucked up
02:12I would never stop
02:14Max stop
02:16I'm gonna stop
02:18because you
02:19I mean
02:20I love how you're laughing so hard
02:26you're amazing dude
02:26what's your job what do you do
02:28I'm a sap analyst
02:29you're a
02:30sap analyst
02:31sap analyst
02:31sap
02:32sap
02:33do you know what that is
02:36he has no idea
02:38IT
02:39are you also Indian
02:40she translated for me
02:43Max I mean you're stupid
02:46everybody knows what that is
02:49I tell you the abbreviation stands for IT
02:52thank you I appreciate it
02:55do you know suck dick
02:57he's the nicest guy in the world
03:02in Australia when you say your name
03:05do people like joke with you
03:07nobody
03:09they get scared huh
03:11they're like oh shit
03:11now Mike
03:14now Mike
03:15he'd run away
03:17my guy will suck my dick
03:22alright we're gonna stop here okay
03:26can I be honest
03:29you have super power
03:32with the name suck dick
03:34you know
03:34to be able to live in a society
03:37English speaking country
03:38and you're like
03:39no I'm not going to change my name
03:40I am suck dick
03:42it's a beautiful Indian name
03:44you don't like it
03:46suck my dick
03:47and I want to say
03:56I swear to God
03:58Indians
03:58not only the nicest people
04:00but they have the best sense of humor
04:01in the motherfucking world
04:03and you're the prime example of it
04:06what a dude man
04:0910 minutes we talked about his name
04:11and he didn't even give a shit
04:12how long have you been single
04:17three months
04:18do you want to meet a really nice guy tonight
04:20this is good
04:22alright this guy
04:23Amir
04:24what do you do
04:25oral surgeon
04:27nice
04:28take it easy
04:31I'm picking for you
04:33trust the professional
04:35she is dead gorgeous
04:39don't f**k this up Amir
04:40how long have you been single
04:42five years
04:43you're a good looking guy
04:45you're oral surgeon
04:46five years you couldn't meet anybody
04:48to be in a relationship
04:49why
04:50COVID
04:51COVID
04:52okay he's such a nice guy
05:00because of COVID
05:01five years he didn't make out
05:02with anybody
05:03are you friends with this guy
05:05where did you meet the guy
05:07Amir
05:08residency together
05:10because you're all oral surgeons
05:11was he a nice guy
05:13he was on time
05:14he was professional
05:15does he know how to orally
05:16he's an oral surgeon
05:20is he good orally
05:21yes
05:23you practice all the time
05:24five years you've been practicing
05:28wow
05:29so how does it work
05:32like you have a dummy or something
05:33you use
05:33good for you
05:36I really like you
05:39where are you going to take it on your first date
05:41take your summer really nice
05:46I'll pay for the date
05:47okay
05:48first date is on me
05:49yeah absolutely
05:51clap
05:51yes
05:52I will pay
05:53and then the following week
05:54I'll come here for oral surgery
05:56who's that guy
06:01yes
06:02hit him
06:04sir
06:05hi
06:06what are you
06:08every time I look at this guy
06:10this guy's like this
06:11he's sleeping
06:15it's never happened
06:18ever at my shows
06:19this guy came here
06:21to destroy my self-confidence
06:23he's like oh he's a comedian
06:26I'm going to go to sleep in his show
06:28he works a lot
06:31who the fuck are you
06:33he's living from a hole in another seat
06:39he works a lot
06:40you know this guy
06:43why are you not sitting next to him
06:46you're scared of him
06:48so hey are you on drugs
06:50did you smoke something
06:53so you
06:57he goes
06:58I couldn't get a hold of any drugs today
07:00maybe that's the problem
07:02I'm just quite tired actually
07:05I had a lot of things to do
07:06you had a lot of things to do
07:08yeah but you didn't fucking understand anything
07:10what happened
07:10you slept the whole show
07:11my wife just put everything
07:14that's your wife
07:15oh what a nice lady
07:17oh that's sweet
07:18what happened today
07:19Max I promise you
07:21you don't know what I'll be going through today
07:23they closed my surgery
07:24because I had water leakage
07:26in my whole surgery
07:27so I had to close it
07:28wow they closed the surgery
07:30because you had leak
07:31leaking water
07:32leaking water
07:34the pipe
07:36I didn't say you leak you
07:37because I'm not leaking water
07:42the pipe
07:44you're a surgeon
07:47you're a doctor
07:49no I'm a dentist
07:50you're a dentist
07:51you're a dentist
07:51you're not a doctor
07:57you're a dentist
07:58you know him
08:01that lady is screaming
08:05you have a problem with your tooth right now
08:08you're hurting
08:09I hear you crying
08:11I know the surgery
08:15I know the surgery is closed
08:16I'm sorry to break the news
08:19there is a
08:19he's leaking water
08:20I'm sorry
08:21he's not leaking water
08:22one of his pipes
08:24leaking water right now
08:25but maybe he's Iranian
08:29he probably would do the surgery
08:30in his kitchen
08:31yeah
08:31he said I agree
08:34yes
08:34you would do this
08:34okay no problem
08:35come tonight
08:36yeah
08:36see I got you a customer
08:39you're awesome
08:43I'm sorry
08:44the water's leaking
08:45you know
08:46I feel now bad
08:49I woke you up
08:50no I'm sure
08:54listen
08:55I'm going to come to your work today
08:56we're going to fix the pipe
08:57it'll be an honor for you
09:01for me to change the pipe
09:02so now it's your pipe
09:08listen
09:12it might be an honor for you
09:15but it'll be a disgrace for me
09:17hey buddy
09:19let me change the pipe for you
09:20oh man
09:24what a difficult situation
09:25okay
09:25go back to bed
09:26I'm sorry
09:30I woke you up
09:30you know you have those narcotics
09:35at work
09:36just take one
09:37go to bed
09:38take one of those painkillers
09:41you'll be okay my friend
09:42actually I think
09:44you can go up
09:44not down
09:45okay
09:46you want to go up
09:47you don't want to go down
09:48hold on
09:49let me see what I got
09:50give it up for my buddy
09:55Sohail everybody
09:56yes
09:56what do you do Christy
10:03I do
10:03ultrasound
10:04ultrasound
10:06have you ever had a baby
10:07yes
10:08how old is your baby
10:09my oldest
10:10get out of here
10:13how the fuck are you guys so young
10:15it's the LA air
10:17no it's not the LA air
10:19it's the LA fucking surgeon
10:20you look incredible
10:27you either have a good surgeon
10:30or you sleep in the freezer every night
10:32okay kids
10:34I go to the freezer again
10:36how old are you
10:38how old I am
10:40are you single
10:41you are
10:44I mean do I have to
10:46support your 27 year old kid
10:48how do you think I am
10:5250
10:58you think I'm 50 years old
11:01buddy change
11:09writing
11:09something does not make sense
11:12you think I'm 50
11:13I gave you all the compliments
11:16you look beautiful
11:17you're so young
11:18oh my god
11:19I can't believe
11:20you have a 27 year old
11:21she's
11:23you're the worst star
11:24in the human stars
11:26I can't believe
11:28she thought
11:29I'm your age
11:30Clooney
11:33I looked at him
11:35in my head
11:35I go look how old
11:36this guy is
11:37meanwhile
11:38this bitch is looking at me
11:39going look how old
11:40he is
11:47hold on hold on
11:49hold on hold on
11:50this seat is not available
11:51sit there
11:52sit there
11:53okay right there
11:55it's fine
11:55you're adorable
11:56so wait a minute
11:57I asked if anybody's
11:59sitting here
11:59and you said no
12:00no
12:00so I lost my father
12:02last year
12:03oh that's so sweet
12:09first of all
12:11much blessing to your father
12:12and what's your name
12:14Ritika
12:15Ritika
12:16where are you from
12:17Indian
12:18Indian
12:19okay wonderful to meet you
12:21I believe also
12:22when they say
12:22when somebody passes away
12:24they're always with you
12:25yeah
12:25and I'm Iranian
12:27and I lost my father
12:29in 2015
12:31and
12:32I would never do that
12:35you know why
12:38because if I did that
12:41my father's soul
12:43would be so unhappy
12:44I'm telling you
12:46my father would be like
12:47Max I mean
12:48why are you wasting money
12:50I am in heaven
12:54having a great time
12:56what did I teach you
12:59you go up to be an idiot
13:02you buy seeds for me
13:04stupid
13:06I am in heaven
13:07having a good time
13:08I don't even want to
13:10hang out with you
13:11finally I died
13:13to be away from you guys
13:15now you're forcing me
13:18from heaven
13:18to come watch this bullshit
13:20hold on one second
13:23hold on
13:23did you hear that
13:24I just heard
13:27your father laugh
13:28he goes
13:29what a funny guy
13:31I don't care
13:33I like to come
13:34sit next to my daughter
13:35and watch your show
13:36Max I mean
13:36to the heavens
13:39Judah
13:43wow
13:46what's your name
13:50what
13:51my name is
13:56payam
13:57but I
13:57don't like payam
13:58her name is payam
14:02but she goes by
14:04payam
14:05payam
14:07in the Iranian culture
14:09it's a
14:10it's a guy's name
14:11when she was born
14:14they thought she has a
14:16when she was born
14:22her arm
14:23was between her legs
14:24they were like
14:26it's a boy
14:27it's a boy
14:28it's a big boy
14:29look how big
14:32this boy is
14:33oh my god
14:34payam
14:35in the Iranian culture
14:37means message
14:38like
14:39he's coming out
14:40with a big message
14:40and then they're like
14:45no it's her arm
14:46oh shit
14:47we named her
14:49payam already
14:49okay
14:50how about
14:50Pam
14:51go by Pam
14:52this guy
14:54fun
14:55look how fun
14:57this guy is
14:57with his gym outfit
14:58buddy
15:00you're so tall
15:016'4 or something
15:03huh
15:03how tall are you
15:046'4
15:06exactly
15:06what's your name
15:08raw mac
15:10raw mac
15:11his name is raw mac
15:17for my non
15:20let me explain
15:21for my non-persons
15:22in the Iranian culture
15:24raw mac is a girl's name
15:27he was born
15:36nothing was there
15:39they're like
15:42oh my god
15:42it's a girl
15:43raw mac it is
15:46two weeks later
15:50something poked out
15:51they're like
15:58oh my god
15:58something is happening
15:59oh my god
16:02raw mac is a guy
16:03I've never met a raw mac
16:09this big in my life
16:11what's your name
16:13raw mac
16:13so stylish
16:19I'm serious
16:19look
16:20are you two together
16:21why are you looking at each other
16:24wow
16:25wow
16:26what just happened here
16:27you guys got in a fight
16:29before you come
16:30I go
16:30this is your lady
16:31they both look at each other
16:32am I with you
16:37what happened
16:39it's complicated
16:40oh it's perfect
16:42complicated
16:45is the best comedy material
16:47what's your name
16:49nice to meet you
16:51and you
16:52Sahar
16:53you're beautiful
16:54Sahar
16:55you're absolutely gorgeous
16:57I don't know why
16:59Human
16:59was hesitating
17:01I'm so happy you're here
17:03darling
17:03so happy
17:04yeah really happy
17:05you're here
17:05and Human
17:06it's okay
17:06you guys drove together
17:11in the same car
17:11oh it's complicated
17:13so which one of you guys
17:16are married
17:17neither one is cheating
17:23okay that's good
17:23so we can actually
17:24talk about it
17:25and make this happen
17:26okay wonderful
17:27and how long
17:28you've been together
17:29they look at each other again
17:32when did we start
17:34do we count
17:36from the time
17:36we start fucking
17:37or do we count
17:38from the time
17:39we met
17:40in the coffee shop
17:40and then you said
17:41okay maybe
17:43two months
17:46two months
17:47buddy
17:49two months
17:49is so brand new
17:51it should be
17:51so lovey dovey
17:53no
17:54so you got into a fight
17:55before you come home
17:56it happens
17:58listen
17:59it happens
18:00to the best of us
18:01they got into an argument
18:02on the way
18:02to the comedy show
18:03and I know why
18:04they were coming here
18:06they got into an argument
18:07Sahar's like
18:07I love Max
18:08I mean
18:08he's so sexy
18:09and Human was like
18:12you love him
18:13like how you love him
18:14she's like
18:15well he's funny
18:16I love him
18:16because he's so funny
18:17it's like
18:18well I would've fucking
18:19killed Max
18:19I mean
18:19you're not gonna kill
18:22my favorite comedian
18:23so they had that moment
18:25and then they came in here
18:26and then
18:27she's like
18:27see he's funny
18:28and then Human was like
18:33yeah
18:38is that what happened
18:39no way
18:41so man is like
18:43no
18:43I didn't care
18:44I was like
18:45he's funny
18:45but talk about me
18:46I don't care
18:46I don't care
18:48he's funny
18:48I don't care
18:50I am funny
18:51that's my mother
18:54now I believe Human
18:55he seems like
18:56a very honestly
18:57very genuine guy
18:58this guy
18:59by the way
18:59just
19:00you guys cannot see
19:01who man
19:01tall
19:01very very handsome
19:03good looking
19:04very nice style
19:05yeah
19:06what do you do
19:07for a living
19:07you're a lawyer
19:09ah
19:09so he's fucking good
19:10at this fucking
19:11arguing too
19:12you know what I mean
19:12objection
19:14it's not possible
19:16yeah
19:20what kind of lawyer
19:21are you
19:21corporate lawyer
19:23oh oh oh
19:25this guy
19:25corporate lawyer
19:27I mean
19:27this is top of the line
19:29of the lawyers
19:29you understand
19:30he goes
19:31it fucks up corporations
19:32CEOs
19:33destroys everybody
19:34tomorrow
19:35front page of the newspaper
19:37Maximini gets sued
19:38by a lawyer in Sweden
19:39I don't give a shit
19:49I don't give a shit
19:49I'm Mary Sahar
19:50and I moved to
19:51Yotobori
19:52I'm just fucking around man
20:01just having fun with you
20:03stop stop
20:04I hope you guys make
20:05how to make it better
20:06yeah
20:06I'm dead serious
20:08come on
20:10kiss and make it better
20:11yeah
20:11give her a nice kiss
20:13I like Moroccans man
20:25they speak so many languages
20:26you guys
20:27how many more do you speak
20:28I speak around eight languages
20:30he speaks eight languages
20:32every Moroccan I meet
20:34they're just like
20:35hello
20:36what you speak
20:37I speak
20:38what's your name
20:41Osama
20:42Osama
20:43why
20:52it's a comedy show
20:55you need to scare
20:56the shit out of everybody
20:57I mean your parents
21:00they didn't know
21:01back then
21:02you know
21:02he's born
21:03what are we going to name you
21:04I don't know
21:05Inshallah
21:05Osama
21:08shit
21:11well
21:12you still have a chance
21:14you're young
21:14you're good looking
21:16change your name
21:18Osama
21:19right
21:22sounds friendly
21:24and it's close to Osama
21:26yeah
21:28for public
21:29Osama
21:30in the bedroom
21:30Osama
21:31sounds dangerous
21:35honey I'm coming
21:36Osama is coming home
21:37to chill you
21:38where are you
21:41Osama's here
21:42you're from Pakistan
21:48no way
21:49you came by yourself
21:51I love that dude
21:54oh you're wonderful man
21:57what's your name
22:00Ibrahim
22:01Ibrahim
22:02pleasure meeting you man
22:03you're a wonderful man
22:05wonderful guy
22:06I've been waiting for your show
22:06for many years
22:07you were waiting for my show
22:08for many years
22:09oh I love you man
22:11look he bought
22:14the first row
22:15front row
22:16middle row
22:17like right in the middle
22:19death center
22:19you're a real fan
22:20come give me five
22:22I'm my brother
22:24nice to meet you
22:25smells like chicken masala
22:27so you live in for
22:34you bought the shirt
22:35for my show
22:35it looks gorgeous
22:37on you
22:37honestly
22:38it looks wonderful man
22:40even if you came in
22:42with your
22:42Pakistani outfit
22:43I would have loved it
22:44even more
22:45I love the local outfits
22:47no you should have
22:49worn it
22:49you would have scared
22:50the shit out of the Indians
22:51how old are you buddy
22:5457
22:56you've been single
22:59for five years
23:00what's your type
23:01family woman
23:04what's a family woman
23:05like she's a home
23:07cooking and
23:08fucking you're so
23:08Pakistani
23:09yes
23:15did you see what he said
23:17oh my god
23:18he said
23:21I want to
23:22I want a family woman
23:23that can handle
23:24a busy man
23:25if you don't want
23:26a broke man
23:27that you need to
23:28deal with a busy man
23:30that's kind of true
23:32he's busy out there
23:35making you some money
23:36girl
23:36you cook and clean too
23:39that's why you're busy
23:41you work seven days
23:47and then you come
23:48and go honey
23:48I will cook and clean
23:49for you also
23:50I'll find you a hot
23:53girlfriend before
23:54you leave
23:54Abraham
23:55I promise you
23:56I will find you
23:58an amazing girl
23:59who is that next to you
24:02oh you came by yourself
24:05you you're looking
24:06for a husband
24:07she goes yes
24:11I swear to God
24:12he's a star
24:20oh my god
24:21he's kneeling
24:22for you
24:23he's a fucking
24:26star
24:26this guy
24:27my god
24:30all the Indians
24:32are so jealous
24:32right now
24:33we should have
24:35fucking stepped up
24:36sooner
24:36I love it
24:41after the show
24:42you guys exchange
24:43phone numbers
24:43you go on a date
24:44okay
24:45you work at the
24:48airport
24:48what do you do
24:50TSA
24:53Egyptian
24:54what's your name
24:56Aman
24:57let me tell you
24:58something
24:58Amani is peace
25:02Aman
25:03that means
25:04you're safe
25:04oh my god
25:06she'll bring safety
25:06to her life
25:07yes
25:09you gotta treat her
25:11like a queen
25:11but can I tell you
25:13something
25:13you don't have a choice
25:15she's a TSA agent
25:17Abraham
25:20she's gonna walk
25:21into the bedroom
25:21take your shirt off
25:23take your socks off
25:25take your pants off
25:26bitch
25:27let me see that dick
25:28let me see that dick
25:31sir
25:32like no problem
25:38here we go
25:39motherfucker
25:40I'll show you
25:42that motherfucking dick
25:43and then
25:45Allah
25:45she goes
25:46Allahu Akbar
25:47are you sure
25:51you're not
25:51from Uzbekistan
25:52where you from
25:57Burma
25:58Burma
25:58this guy talks
26:02like I know
26:03his neighborhood
26:03what do you mean
26:06Burma
26:06Myanmar
26:08where is that
26:09bro
26:11I'm not
26:12talking about
26:13off the street
26:14what country
26:17man
26:17oh
26:19that's the country
26:20where is this country
26:29man
26:30Thailand
26:33let's fucking
26:34say Thailand
26:34next time
26:35my geography
26:38is not
26:38I'm a comedian
26:39I started
26:42this show
26:42and they
26:43shat on
26:43my intelligence
26:44oh
26:46it's so bad
26:48trust me
26:50it's not just me
26:50all of these
26:51they didn't know
26:52either
26:52everybody knew
26:54where Mirma
26:55was
26:55hold on
27:02I have a question
27:05who
27:06here
27:07didn't know
27:08where Mirma
27:08was
27:09okay
27:10some honest
27:11people
27:11look
27:12oh
27:12I love you
27:13dude
27:13and I love you
27:14what if you guys
27:15didn't stand up
27:15for me
27:16I would have
27:16looked like
27:17shit right now
27:18Habibi
27:21you're the biggest
27:22Habibi
27:22I've ever seen
27:23in my life
27:23how tall
27:25are you
27:256'6
27:266'6
27:27Habibi
27:28you ate
27:28two Habibis
27:29in one
27:30that's the mom
27:32mom
27:33how tall
27:34are you
27:35mom
27:36is like
27:365'5
27:37dad
27:386'6
27:402
27:40like around
27:42okay
27:42thank god
27:43the dad is tall
27:44otherwise
27:44there will be
27:45questions over here
27:46how many brothers
27:48and sisters
27:48just one brother
27:50just me
27:50just one brother
27:51that's it
27:52two sisters
27:53one brother
27:54he doesn't even know
27:55how many siblings
27:56he's got
27:56just one brother
27:58oh you have two sisters
27:59they don't count
28:00Habibi
28:00he's like
28:01no I ate
28:01all their food
28:02every day
28:02I don't know
28:03if they're still alive
28:04the biggest
28:06Habibi in the world
28:07man
28:07give it up
28:08give it up
28:08for him
28:08huh
28:09tell him your name
28:12Sarmin
28:13why are you single
28:16handsome
28:16good looking
28:17you don't want
28:18to have a girlfriend
28:18were you married
28:19you got divorced
28:20yeah I can tell
28:22he married a girl
28:26she was so short
28:27she got neck pain
28:28show me
28:31I cannot do this
28:33marriage anymore
28:34my neck hurts
28:35I did the PG version
28:37of this for you
28:37that was the family
28:45version for Dubai
28:45you're half Iranian
28:52half Afghanistan
28:54you look 100% Japanese
28:56they didn't tell you
29:02somebody else was involved
29:04just so you know
29:06do the 23 and me
29:10see what happens
29:11it comes out
29:12Japanese
29:13anyways
29:15yes
29:16you brought me a gift
29:19thank you
29:23buddy we don't have
29:29shoes on
29:29no shoes
29:31thank you
29:37is there a GPS in this
29:41why did you give me
29:45this thing
29:46I got it from my mother
29:48you got it from your
29:49mother
29:49was she Japanese
29:51why are you giving
29:55this to me
29:56because I love you
29:56I love you too
29:58you're so sweet
30:14you're so sweet
30:15you're so sweet
30:17you have such a gentle soul as well
30:23what's your name buddy
30:24Alicia
30:24Alicia
30:25thank you
30:26you're kind
30:27you're very
30:27I feel bad
30:29to take this
30:29you know
30:30you're so sweet
30:34you want to give me
30:34your bracelet too
30:35let me give you my shoes
30:38where are you from
30:44Ukraine
30:45oh that's wonderful man
30:47that's wonderful
30:47good to see you
30:48any Russians in the audience
30:50it's gonna be a peaceful night
30:54this is nice
30:55we're gonna enjoy you buddy
30:57but don't worry
30:58we protect you regardless
30:59even if there was a Russian
31:01the Armenians and the Persians
31:03we got your back
31:03is this new
31:06how long you been together
31:08a year
31:10he's a nice student
31:11he works out too
31:12look he's
31:13he's okay relax
31:15he's my fiance
31:19well I'm not trying to
31:20fuck your fiance
31:20I'm not interested
31:23okay
31:24eat
31:27you can't
31:29you have no appetite
31:30why did you fucking order
31:31buddy you finish
31:34yeah
31:36take it
31:37back for other
31:38Ukrainians
31:39meet one more person
31:45buddy where are you from
31:46Australia
31:47amazing country
31:48and your lady is from
31:49Australia
31:51oh you're Aussie Aussie
31:53oi oi oi
31:55this is sexy
31:59dude you came out here
32:01you scored this
32:02yo
32:05yo
32:06you did good man
32:10do your West African
32:12friends know about her
32:13you sent the picture
32:15you sent the picture
32:15you're like
32:16oh oh
32:16she's beautiful
32:18how long you been together
32:22not together
32:25you're not together
32:32how fucking awkward
32:34how fucking awkward
32:34you should have said
32:37I'm not with her
32:38you're like
32:38like you send the picture
32:42to your friends
32:43he's like
32:43well meet each other
32:48you're single
32:50like yes
32:52I'm single
32:53I have four wives
32:53back in
32:54back in
32:54West Africa
32:56it doesn't count
32:58they're in Africa
32:58are you single
32:59yes
33:01what's your name
33:02Jessica
33:03what kind of man
33:03do you like
33:04what kind of characteristic
33:05in a man do you like
33:05kind
33:07he looks kind
33:08than a motherfucker
33:08all you care about
33:11a guy being kind
33:12would it help
33:14if he's from
33:15Africa
33:16you're going to have
33:26fun tonight bro
33:27let me talk to my Indian
33:31brother
33:31what's your name
33:31Ajit
33:32Ajit
33:33Ajit
33:33no no
33:34I can say it
33:35Ajit
33:35yeah that's great
33:36and your lady is
33:37Riti
33:39pretty
33:39pretty
33:40pretty
33:40you're fucking kidding me
33:42they named you pretty
33:45that's a lot of fucking
33:46pressure
33:47can you imagine
33:49they were just like
33:50oh we're going to
33:50name her pretty
33:51let's see what happens
33:54like she turns
33:56two years old
33:57they're like
33:57oh motherfucker
33:58not so pretty
33:59what the fuck
34:02do we do
34:02we chose
34:04terrible name
34:05for her
34:05what's your middle name
34:10maybe
34:12pretty
34:15pretty
34:15maybe
34:16I love that
34:20good for you
34:21you're lucky
34:21you turned out
34:22very pretty
34:22so great
34:24you
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