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Tv, Allo Allo S9E01 - Fighting with Windmills
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00:00You are possibly wondering why a man who leads such a dangerous life
00:27is umming a happy tune. Well, I have a cause for celebration.
00:33Contrary to expectations, Yvette, my young waitress, has turned out not to be pregnant at all.
00:40Apparently the doctor's test got mixed up when a frog jumped into the wrong bottle.
00:47After such a narrow escape, I have sworn a vow to be true to my wife, Edith.
00:57Naturally, I have not yet told Edith, in case I cannot keep it up.
01:03I am going to do my best.
01:05After all, it is ridiculous for a man of my age to go chasing after young girls.
01:09I must be realistic and let age take its course.
01:15How about a quick cuddle in the back room?
01:18Not tonight, Yvette.
01:19Oh, Madame Edith is poking in the kitchen.
01:24It's the dying embers of the stove.
01:28Well, speaking of dying embers, and I was not going to tell you this so soon,
01:33but this mad affair of ours is over.
01:37Oh, Renée, say it is not so.
01:41Well, it had to end sometime, just as autumn follows summer,
01:46and the leaves of the chestnut trees turn brown and shrivel and fall.
01:52Not to mention the conkers.
01:57Renée, is there someone else?
02:00How could there be?
02:01Every spare moment I am with you,
02:03holding you and kissing you and running my fingers through your hair,
02:08feeling your warm breath on my cheek.
02:11Holding your firm, young body against my firm, starched apron.
02:17Quick, the back room.
02:20Oh, my God.
02:22Are you all right?
02:24I think I have lost a few more leaves.
02:28Oh, I am sorry.
02:30Did I startle you?
02:32You stupid woman.
02:35How dare you give me a fright like that?
02:37What do you mean by creeping around with a poke
02:39and spying on me?
02:40What are you saying?
02:42I was poking the stove in the kitchen
02:44when somehow the door got stuck.
02:47I had to go round the side
02:48and through the open window into the back room.
02:50Did you not hear me calling?
02:51I heard nothing.
02:54And why would I be spying on you?
02:57Have you been doing something I would not like?
03:00I have never done anything you would not like.
03:04This is true.
03:07You better clear the tables.
03:09We close very soon.
03:11Yes.
03:11What is wrong with her?
03:15Well, it is clear that she is very upset
03:18because she did not hear you.
03:19She's very fond of you, you know.
03:21Oh, what a good girl she is.
03:24Oh, René.
03:25Now the Colonel and Lieutenant Gruber have deserted
03:28and gone to Spain with the fallen Madonna,
03:30perhaps we can get back to a quiet life again.
03:33I look forward to it.
03:36I have had enough excitement for one war.
03:39Shall we go into the back room like we used to?
03:41It has been a long time since we popped in there for a cuddle.
03:45You mean that wet Thursday in 1937?
03:48Thank you, remembering that.
03:52Well, that was when I got an electric shock
03:54looking for the light switch.
03:56Tripped over a chair and broke my tooth on the table.
03:59One does tend to remember that sort of night.
04:01I will go first and put on the light.
04:06It is the Colonel and Lieutenant Gruber.
04:11Oh, no.
04:12I knew it was too good to be true.
04:16René.
04:21We need to talk to you.
04:22We have a slight problem.
04:25And something tells me it is going to become our problem.
04:28I bet me it's gone.
04:31We were supposed to be heading for Spain.
04:36The damned Arias.
04:39Bombed the road just before the border and blew up the van.
04:43We stole bicycles, hiding by day and riding by night,
04:47and headed back here to find the one person we knew would help us escape.
04:50But we have done all we can.
04:52Yes, go.
04:53If the General finds a couple of deserters hiding here, we will be shot.
04:57He does not know we were deserting.
04:59Look, the General has the photo of you with the painting.
05:01Also, you have been missing for a week.
05:03By now, we will have put two and two together.
05:05Please go.
05:06Come, come.
05:07We get caught.
05:08You get caught.
05:09May I make a suggestion?
05:11What if the photo were taken against your will while you were prisoners of the Resistance?
05:16Oh, we do not know.
05:17Let us see they have captured you.
05:19They forced the brave lieutenant to pose with the painting of the former Madonna,
05:23which they had stolen themselves,
05:25but putting the blame on you,
05:27and thereby making the General assume that you had deserted with the painting.
05:31But why would the Resistance, who you do not know, make such an elaborate plot?
05:38Yes.
05:39Now you have worked yourself in the corner.
05:43So that they could have you both flown to England
05:46to reveal the German defence plans to combat the British invasion,
05:50which could be imminent.
05:52That is a remarkable hypothesis, Madame Edith.
05:55Oh, thank you.
05:56I read a lot of Edgar Allan Poe.
05:58I am well acquainted with complex plots and a tragic life.
06:06When do you do all this reading?
06:08Waiting for you to come to bed.
06:13How do we convince the General of this story?
06:16Well, what if he found you bound and blindfold,
06:19hiding in the old windmill north of the town?
06:21That would be a lucky chance.
06:23About one in a million.
06:25Not if they were able to write a note and smuggle it out in a bottle.
06:29Giving clues as to their whereabouts.
06:31What sort of clues?
06:33Oh, the sort of clues that an intelligent man like the General
06:36would find easy to solve.
06:38Just a minute.
06:39What if nobody found the bottle?
06:41You will find it on a morning stroll by the canal.
06:45Oh, yes, I can see it now.
06:48Hello, General.
06:48General, I was just strolling by the canal
06:50and I could not resist jumping in to pick out an old bottle
06:53just in case there wasn't a message in it for you.
06:56And there was, and here it is.
06:58No, that would not be believable.
07:02What would Edgar Allan Poe have done?
07:04Oh, something unexpected.
07:06Let me think.
07:08Yes.
07:10He would have flushed the lavatory
07:11and up it would have popped.
07:18Well, what would have been unexpected?
07:20I hesitate to ask, but where did it come from?
07:24The lieutenant having managed to write a note,
07:27drop the bottle down a drain in the mill.
07:29It has rained a lot.
07:31The drains cannot cope with the surge.
07:33And force the bottle up our outlet pipe.
07:37You see the chapter read in now?
07:40The mystery of the bottle in the bog.
07:44So outrageous, it could work.
07:47What alternative do we have?
07:49We could always shoot ourselves.
07:53No.
07:53We will use this plan.
07:55Madam Minister, please get our clothes.
07:57We will go to the windmill.
07:58Have you transport?
08:00Oh, Monsieur Alphonse is still here.
08:02He can give you a lift in his ass.
08:03Can we trust the undertaker?
08:05Oh, he will suspect nothing.
08:07He often gives people lifts in his ass.
08:09And the last bus has gone.
08:13A remarkable woman.
08:15I've always wondered why you married her.
08:17I see now, it was for her intellect.
08:20Well, it was a deciding fact, eh?
08:23Bernie, I have under my dress
08:26something which I would like to leave in your hands.
08:32Your thanks will be enough, let me know.
08:35It is the painting of the fallen Madonna
08:37with the missing boobies.
08:39Look after it for us.
08:41Of course.
08:42May I inquire where the other bit of it is, please?
08:47Helga has it, so she can be cut in when it's sold.
08:50Ah, women, how wily they can be.
08:52I will keep it safe.
08:53You have my word.
08:55I would be delighted to accede to your request.
08:59But it appears
09:00the wine has gone to my legs.
09:03My brain is as clear as a bell.
09:07And I...
09:09My legs are on strike.
09:13Oh, please, Monsieur Alphonse.
09:15Try walking up and down.
09:17We will help you.
09:18It will clear your head.
09:19Come on.
09:20I feel nothing below the watch chain.
09:32Monsieur Alphonse, please.
09:38Oh, René.
09:38Eh?
09:40Monsieur Alphonse is tiddly.
09:41He cannot drive the earth.
09:43You will have to help him drive.
09:44I will go and get your topper.
09:46What excuse do I have
09:48for sitting on top of earth
09:50in a topper
09:50at midnight
09:52with a couple of dancing girls?
09:54Let me think.
09:55We have our uniforms.
09:57We could change.
09:59In uniform,
09:59we could be recognised.
10:02Well, Edgar?
10:03You and Monsieur Alphonse
10:06are two typical Frenchmen
10:07who have enjoyed
10:08a convivial evening.
10:10And now,
10:11you have picked up two tarts
10:13and are taking them
10:13into the woods
10:14for a bit of hanky-panky.
10:18Edith, do not be ridiculous.
10:20I am a respected member
10:22of this community.
10:23What would people say?
10:25All the other men do eat.
10:26I have often wondered
10:27why you do not.
10:29The neighbours are beginning
10:31to talk.
10:31Even I had heard
10:33the rumours.
10:36In that case,
10:37it is time
10:38they were put to rest.
10:45I don't remember
10:46ordering two more women.
10:48You did not.
10:49No, thank goodness.
10:50Now, pay attention,
10:52Monsieur Alphonse.
10:53You and Rennie
10:54are pretending
10:55to go to the woods
10:56with two tarts
10:57that you have picked up
10:58for a little bit
10:59of hanky-panky.
11:01In my state,
11:03it could only be pretending.
11:06The big one
11:07looks game for anything.
11:12They look too
11:13well-dressed
11:14for local tarts.
11:15We are poor
11:16with cheap clothes,
11:18cheap perfume,
11:19which is why
11:19we are cheap.
11:20You are right.
11:21Take them upstairs
11:23and put them
11:24in more suitable clothes.
11:25Follow me.
11:27Oh,
11:28and touch up
11:28their make-up.
11:30The Colonel
11:31is looking very
11:32rattled in this light.
11:33He would look
11:34very rattled
11:35in any light.
11:36You have really
11:37got the bit
11:38between the teeth,
11:38have you not, Edith?
11:39Oh,
11:40it is so wonderful
11:41to be wanted,
11:42to be useful.
11:44I often think
11:45of good plots,
11:46but I am never
11:47asked to help.
11:48I am always
11:49brushed aside.
11:51This is my moment.
11:54It could be my last.
12:02Sophia.
12:04Come on.
12:05Come on.
12:05Come on.
12:09Don Gruber,
12:14did you look a sight?
12:16I hope
12:16when his neighbours
12:17are in bed
12:18all tongues will vag.
12:20He's supposed
12:20to be good
12:21for his reputation
12:21with the girls.
12:22Yes,
12:23but not with
12:23an old tart
12:24like you.
12:33Here,
12:34this is our pitch.
12:36What are you
12:36doing here?
12:37Don't do
12:37with these
12:38to us scrubbers.
12:39No mind.
12:41Ignore them.
12:42Ah,
12:43clear off.
12:43Look at us
12:44tart's a bad name
12:45looking like that.
12:46You clear off.
12:48Yes,
12:49mind your own
12:49business.
12:51What's your lips,
12:51shorty?
12:53Shorty?
12:54How dare you.
12:59Well,
13:00where goes
13:01the neighbourhood?
13:05You certainly
13:06wield a mean
13:07handbag,
13:08Gruber.
13:08I was just
13:09getting the hang
13:10of it
13:10when they ran
13:11away.
13:13Hold on tight,
13:14Monsieur Alphonse.
13:15We do not want
13:16you falling off
13:17the earth.
13:19Giddy up.
13:22Why is this horse
13:22not moving?
13:24She only moves
13:25to the sound
13:26of my voice.
13:27Well,
13:28tell her to go
13:29towards the front
13:30of the cafe
13:30and stop.
13:31Listen carefully,
13:34Antin,
13:35say.
13:36Walk to the front
13:37of the cafe
13:37then stop.
13:39Your master
13:40has spoken.
13:41interesting activity
13:52here,
13:52my field marshal.
13:54So it
13:55seems.
14:00Unless I am
14:01mistaken,
14:02Wolfgang,
14:03this one was
14:03here in
14:041917.
14:05Yes,
14:08poor thing,
14:09she still
14:09hasn't had
14:10any luck.
14:12I wonder
14:12how much
14:12longer
14:13she's going
14:13to persevere.
14:14We are ready
14:21for you.
14:26Well,
14:27I think
14:28that answers
14:29your question.
14:33Have you got
14:34our uniforms?
14:35And two
14:36blindfolds
14:36and some rope.
14:44Are you
14:46looking for
14:47a naughty
14:48senior person?
14:49Have you
14:50money?
14:51We are
14:52in the
14:52Paymaster Corps.
14:53We are
14:53loaded.
14:55Can you
14:55manage
14:55three flights
14:56of stairs?
14:58Yes.
14:59Unfortunately,
15:00nothing after.
15:02Good night.
15:04I'll be back
15:05later.
15:10Honey.
15:12I must
15:13speak with
15:13you urgently.
15:15What have
15:15you been
15:15doing down
15:16my back
15:16passage,
15:17Michelle?
15:19Listen
15:19very carefully.
15:20I shall
15:21say this
15:21only once.
15:23Today,
15:23I am
15:24holding a
15:24special
15:24meeting
15:25to sign
15:25on new
15:26members
15:26of the
15:26Resistance.
15:27It will
15:28be held
15:28at our
15:29new
15:29secret
15:29rendezvous.
15:30Where is
15:31that?
15:32It is
15:32a secret.
15:34Why are
15:35you telling
15:35us this?
15:36Because I
15:37need a few
15:37provisions
15:38for our
15:39introductory
15:39wine and
15:40cheese
15:40party.
15:41Oh,
15:42these will
15:42do for
15:43starters.
15:43Have you
15:44any cheese?
15:45No.
15:46Oh,
15:46never mind.
15:47I will
15:47go and
15:47buy some
15:48common
15:48there.
15:51Michelle has
15:51got such
15:52a nerve.
15:53One of
15:53these days,
15:54someone is
15:54going to
15:54tell her
15:55where to
15:55get up.
15:56Yes,
15:56well,
15:56I nearly
15:57did.
15:58But it
15:58is time
15:58to go
15:59and give
15:59the general
15:59his bottle
16:00with the
16:00note in
16:01it.
16:01Yes,
16:02I'm still
16:02worried,
16:03Edith,
16:03that he
16:03will not
16:04believe that
16:04I found
16:05it when
16:05I pulled
16:06the chain
16:07in the
16:07bathroom.
16:08Perhaps
16:08it would
16:08be
16:09safer
16:09if
16:09someone
16:09else
16:10found
16:10the
16:10bottle.
16:11But who?
16:13Good
16:14morning.
16:15Good
16:16morning.
16:18I wonder
16:20if by chance
16:21you have in
16:21your kiffy
16:22anything for a
16:23haddock.
16:23We have
16:27a rather
16:27nice tartar
16:28sauce you
16:28could put
16:29on it.
16:30Where is
16:31the
16:31haddock?
16:31In my
16:32hod.
16:34Oh,
16:34a headache!
16:37That is
16:37what I
16:38sod.
16:40I get
16:41a bit
16:41of a
16:41hungover.
16:43I hit
16:43the
16:44bitle
16:44a bot
16:44last
16:45nit.
16:47Here
16:47is my
16:48secret
16:48recipe.
16:50Try
16:50that.
16:53Ah,
16:54that
16:54hit
16:54the
16:55spit.
16:56I'm
16:57very
16:57gruteful
16:58to you,
16:58Ronnie.
16:59Perhaps
16:59you could
17:00do me
17:00a
17:00favour.
17:01Just
17:01noom it.
17:03You give
17:04that to
17:04the
17:04general.
17:05Tell
17:06him you
17:06got it
17:07from a
17:08peasant
17:08who you
17:08do not
17:09know
17:09who
17:09found
17:10it
17:10where
17:10he
17:10cannot
17:10remember.
17:12What
17:12is this
17:13nit
17:13in the
17:13bitle?
17:15It
17:15is a
17:15cryptic
17:16message
17:16for
17:16General
17:17von
17:17Kinkoffen.
17:19Whatever
17:19you
17:19say,
17:20Ronnie,
17:20it's
17:20K-O
17:21with
17:21moon.
17:23You
17:25know
17:25from
17:25Kinkoffen.
17:26Or
17:27stand.
17:30Sit.
17:31Ah,
17:32there you
17:32are.
17:33Distribute
17:33these
17:33posters.
17:34You,
17:34peasant,
17:35put these
17:35up in
17:36your
17:36window
17:36and
17:36pass
17:36them
17:36around.
17:37Yes,
17:37General.
17:38Is it
17:38important?
17:39Of
17:39course.
17:40Today
17:41at noon
17:41we are
17:41having
17:41target
17:42practice.
17:43We
17:43will
17:43be
17:43blowing
17:44up
17:44the
17:44old
17:44windmill
17:45to
17:45the
17:45north
17:45of
17:45the
17:45town.
17:47Peasants
17:47are
17:47warned
17:48to
17:48stay
17:48clear.
17:50Get
17:50on
17:51with
17:51it.
17:51Before
17:52I
17:52go,
17:53this
17:53net
17:53is
17:53for
17:54you.
17:56What
17:56is he
17:57saying?
17:57He
17:58says
17:58the
17:58note
17:58in
17:58the
17:58bottle
17:59is
17:59for
17:59you.
18:00While
18:00you
18:00rude
18:01it,
18:01I
18:01will
18:01piss
18:02up
18:02the
18:02posters.
18:02he
18:10was
18:11given
18:11it
18:12anonymously
18:12from
18:13an
18:13unknown
18:13peasant.
18:14Salts!
18:17Read it!
18:20General,
18:22it's from
18:22the
18:23colonel
18:23and
18:23Lieutenant
18:23Gruber.
18:25They've
18:25been
18:25captured
18:26by the
18:26resistance
18:27who are
18:27waiting
18:27for
18:28the
18:28RAF
18:29to
18:29take
18:30them
18:30to
18:30London
18:30to
18:31reveal
18:31our
18:31plans
18:32to
18:32defeat
18:32the
18:32invasion.
18:34They
18:34are
18:34being
18:34held
18:34blindfolded
18:35and
18:36bound
18:36in
18:37a
18:37place
18:37where
18:37the
18:37wind
18:37always
18:38blows.
18:39There
18:39is
18:39much
18:40grinding
18:40of
18:40wheels
18:41and
18:42a
18:42whoosh
18:42whoosh
18:43whoosh
18:44sound.
18:45How cryptic
18:46and unsolvable.
18:48Nothing
18:48is unsolvable.
18:50I knew
18:51they haven't
18:51deserted.
18:52Let me
18:52see.
18:55A
18:55place
18:55where
18:55the
18:56wind
18:56always
18:56blows?
18:58Don't
18:59tell me
18:59it's
18:59the
18:59big
18:59bean
18:59factory.
19:02We
19:02could
19:02assist
19:02you
19:03general.
19:03Be
19:03quiet
19:04present.
19:06A grinding
19:06of wheels
19:07and a
19:08whoosh
19:08whoosh
19:09whoosh
19:09sound.
19:12I have
19:12it.
19:13Of course
19:13it's
19:13obvious.
19:14It's
19:15the
19:15laundry.
19:16But
19:17Gerard,
19:17you'll
19:17organize
19:18an immediate
19:18search of
19:19all the
19:19laundries
19:19while we
19:20are
19:20blowing
19:20up
19:20the
19:20windmill.
19:21Yes
19:21general.
19:22Now
19:22go to
19:23my
19:23command
19:23post.
19:25So
19:26much
19:26for
19:26your
19:27cryptic
19:27message
19:27Edith.
19:28Well
19:28you
19:29could
19:29have
19:29given
19:29him
19:30an
19:30helping
19:30hint.
19:31Suggested
19:31the
19:32grinding
19:32noise
19:32was
19:33the
19:33grinding
19:33of
19:33corn
19:34and
19:34pointed
19:35to
19:35the
19:35grains
19:35of
19:36corn
19:36in
19:36the
19:36bottle.
19:37He
19:37would
19:37have
19:37spent
19:37the
19:37day
19:38searching
19:38chiropodists.
19:40No
19:40I
19:40will
19:41go to
19:41the
19:41windmill
19:41and
19:41rescue
19:42them.
19:42Oh
19:42no
19:43Rene
19:43you
19:44cannot
19:44go
19:44there.
19:45You
19:45have
19:46been
19:46blown
19:46up.
19:47It's
19:47all
19:47because
19:47of
19:47your
19:48meddling.
19:48Oh
19:49I
19:49will
19:50not
19:50meddle
19:50anymore.
19:51But
19:52what
19:53will
19:53you
19:53say
19:53when
19:54they
19:54see
19:54you
19:54near
19:55the
19:55windmill?
19:58I
19:58am
19:59placing
19:59posters
19:59to
20:00warn
20:00the
20:00peasants.
20:02Why
20:03did
20:03I
20:03not
20:04think
20:04of
20:04that?
20:05Because
20:05Edgar
20:06Allen
20:06Poe
20:06did
20:06not
20:07write
20:07it.
20:14Helga
20:14is
20:15here
20:15Herr
20:15Flick.
20:18this
20:24may
20:24I
20:26have
20:26a
20:26surprise
20:27for
20:27you.
20:29Oh
20:29good
20:29heavens
20:29it's
20:30the
20:30invisible
20:31man.
20:32It
20:33is
20:33I
20:33Herr
20:34Flick.
20:35Herr
20:35Flick.
20:36What
20:36has
20:36happened
20:36to
20:36your
20:36face?
20:37I
20:37have
20:38undergone
20:38plastic
20:39surgery
20:39to
20:40alter
20:40my
20:40appearance.
20:42The
20:42allies
20:42will
20:42be
20:42here
20:43any
20:43day
20:43now
20:43and
20:44I
20:44need
20:44a
20:44new
20:44identity
20:45in
20:45order
20:45to
20:45escape
20:46to
20:46Argentina.
20:48So
20:48that
20:48is
20:48why
20:48I
20:48have
20:49not
20:49seen
20:49you
20:49for
20:49a
20:50while.
20:51Oh
20:51Herr
20:51Flick,
20:52will
20:52you
20:52look
20:52much
20:52different?
20:54My
20:54plastic
20:55surgeon,
20:55the
20:55eminent
20:56Professor
20:56von
20:57Bungler,
20:58says I
20:59will
20:59emerge
21:00from
21:00these
21:00bandages
21:01even
21:01more
21:02handsome
21:02than
21:02I
21:02was
21:03before.
21:04Is
21:04that
21:05possible?
21:05Well,
21:06there
21:06was
21:06room
21:06for
21:06improvement.
21:07I
21:08have
21:10used
21:10some
21:11of
21:11the
21:1110
21:11million
21:12francs
21:12from
21:12the
21:12pay
21:13truck
21:13robbery
21:13to
21:13finance
21:14my
21:14new
21:15face.
21:15But
21:16there
21:16is
21:16still
21:16plenty
21:17left.
21:17Of
21:18the
21:18face?
21:18Of
21:18the
21:1910
21:19million
21:19francs.
21:21No
21:21doubt
21:22this
21:22news
21:22makes
21:23me
21:23even
21:23more
21:24attractive
21:24to
21:24you,
21:25Helga.
21:25Oh,
21:25yes,
21:26Helglick.
21:27May
21:28I
21:28kiss
21:28you
21:28through
21:29the hole
21:30in
21:30your
21:30bandages?
21:31Of
21:32course.
21:32be
21:36careful
21:36you
21:36do
21:36not
21:37squash
21:37my
21:37new
21:38nose.
21:39I
21:40do
21:40not
21:40want
21:40to
21:41arrive
21:41in
21:41Argentina
21:42looking
21:42like
21:42an
21:42orang
21:43who
21:43tang.
21:57How
21:58much
21:58longer
21:59must
21:59we
21:59wait?
22:00You
22:01should
22:01have
22:01given
22:02better
22:02clues.
22:03We
22:03could
22:03be
22:03here
22:03forever.
22:06I
22:06hear
22:06someone
22:07coming.
22:08It
22:08must
22:08be
22:08the
22:08general.
22:10Help!
22:10Help!
22:11We
22:11ain't
22:11here!
22:16Hush,
22:17it
22:17is
22:17me,
22:18honey.
22:19Honey,
22:20what are
22:20you
22:20doing
22:20here?
22:21There
22:22is
22:22the
22:22general.
22:23He
22:23is
22:23not
22:23coming.
22:24Even
22:24as
22:24we
22:24speak,
22:25he
22:25is
22:25at
22:25his
22:25command
22:26post
22:26waiting
22:27to
22:27read
22:27the
22:27order
22:27for
22:27target
22:28practice.
22:28Why
22:29release
22:29us?
22:30This
22:30windmill
22:31is the
22:31target.
22:32It is
22:32to be
22:32blown
22:33up at
22:33any
22:33moment.
22:35It would
22:37appear this
22:37brilliant plan
22:38has gone
22:39slightly
22:39wrong.
22:40Run for it!
22:42come
22:51back!
22:52Come
22:52back!
22:52That
22:53is
22:53my
22:53bike!
22:59Honey!
23:01At
23:01last I
23:02find you
23:02alone.
23:03Oh,
23:03Louise,
23:04what a
23:05surprise.
23:05What
23:06are you
23:06doing
23:06at
23:06the
23:06windmill?
23:07On
23:07Tuesdays
23:08it's
23:08our
23:08meeting
23:08day.
23:09Of
23:09course
23:09it
23:10is.
23:10That
23:10is
23:10why
23:11I
23:11was
23:11looking
23:11for
23:11you
23:12to
23:12warn
23:12you
23:12to
23:13expect
23:13a
23:13big
23:13bang
23:14at
23:14any
23:14moment.
23:17The
23:18Germans
23:19are
23:19using
23:19the
23:19windmill
23:20for
23:20target
23:20practice.
23:21You
23:21must
23:21run.
23:22Quick,
23:22beyond
23:22the
23:23barn.
23:30Not
23:30out just
23:31in time.
23:32What
23:32about
23:33René?
23:33We
23:33took
23:34his
23:34bicycle.
23:35There's
23:35only
23:35room
23:36for
23:36two.
23:37It's
23:37for
23:37fortunes
23:38of
23:38war.
23:41They
23:43are
23:43flat
23:43on
23:43the
23:44windmill.
23:45It's
23:45a narrow
23:45escape.
23:46Now I
23:47must
23:47get back
23:47and let
23:47everyone
23:48know
23:48that I
23:48am
23:48safe.
23:49After
23:49all,
23:50I
23:50am
23:50a
23:50hero
23:50of
23:50the
23:51resistance.
23:51Of course
23:52I
23:52know
23:52it
23:52is
23:52not
23:53the
23:53communist
23:53resistance
23:53but
23:54the
23:54same
23:54sort
23:55of
23:55thing.
23:55Why
23:55let
23:56an
23:56hero
23:56go
23:56back
23:57at
23:57all?
23:57We
23:57need
23:58all
23:58the
23:58help
23:58we
23:58can
23:59get.
23:59Good
23:59idea.
24:00Take
24:01off
24:01your
24:01clothes.
24:01People
24:02will
24:02be looking
24:03for
24:03me.
24:04They
24:04will
24:04find
24:04only
24:04your
24:05smoldering
24:05trousers
24:06and
24:06personal
24:07effects.
24:08They
24:08will
24:08think
24:08you
24:08died
24:09in
24:09the
24:09windmill.
24:10Now
24:10Louise,
24:10that
24:11is
24:11a
24:11madcap
24:11idea.
24:13If
24:14you
24:14insist.
24:20I
24:21am
24:21in
24:21a
24:21foul
24:21temper.
24:22Some
24:23idiot
24:23told
24:23the
24:24German
24:24to
24:24search
24:24the
24:25laundry
24:25while
24:25I
24:25was
24:26holding
24:26a
24:26secret
24:26meeting
24:27there.
24:28I
24:28was
24:28lucky
24:28to
24:28escape
24:29with
24:29my
24:29life
24:29and
24:30a
24:30bag
24:30of
24:30unironed
24:31knickers.
24:33Germans
24:33have
24:33been
24:34looking
24:34for
24:34the
24:34colonel
24:34and
24:35lieutenant
24:35Gruber.
24:36They've
24:36been
24:36searching
24:36everywhere.
24:38My
24:38resistance
24:39recruits
24:39had to
24:40hide
24:40in
24:40the
24:40spinning
24:41dryers.
24:42They
24:42came
24:42out
24:43all
24:43wrinkled.
24:45Where
24:45is
24:45Renan?
24:46He
24:46has
24:46gone
24:46to
24:46put
24:47posters
24:47up
24:47warning
24:48people
24:48to
24:48stay
24:49clear
24:49of
24:49the
24:49windmill
24:50during
24:50the
24:50shelling.
24:51Oh,
24:51that
24:52was
24:52brave.
24:53I
24:53shall
24:53mention
24:53that
24:54in
24:54my
24:54dispatches.
24:55Good.
25:03What are you
25:15trying to
25:15say?
25:16Oh,
25:16no.
25:17No,
25:17it cannot
25:18be.
25:19Not his
25:20hands.
25:22Not his
25:23boots.
25:24Not both
25:25of them.
25:26Pull
25:29yourself
25:30together.
25:31Are you
25:31saying
25:32René
25:32was
25:32blown
25:33up
25:33at
25:33the
25:33windmill?
25:38Silence!
25:39We
25:40must be
25:40brave.
25:46Oh,
25:46thank you,
25:47Mimi.
25:47I
25:47needed
25:48that.
25:49We
25:49must
25:49think
25:50of
25:50Madame
25:50Eatis.
25:51Always
25:51to
25:51break
25:52the
25:52news
25:52to
25:52her.
25:53I
25:55have
25:55just
25:56heard
25:56a
25:56rumor
25:56that
25:57Ronnie
25:57was
25:57at
25:57the
25:57wand
25:58mill
25:58when
25:58it
25:58went
25:58bong.
26:00Is
26:00it
26:01tree
26:01or
26:01knit?
26:02Oh,
26:02it is
26:03true.
26:04He
26:04died
26:04an
26:05hero.
26:07Oh,
26:08Madame
26:09Eatis.
26:13Listen
26:14very
26:14carefully.
26:15I
26:15shall
26:15say
26:15these
26:16only
26:16ones.
26:19Now,
26:19what
26:19is
26:19it?
26:20Is
26:21it
26:21bad
26:21news,
26:22if
26:22so?
26:23I
26:23can
26:23take
26:23it.
26:25I
26:26cannot
26:26say
26:27it.
26:27What
26:28is
26:28going
26:28on?
26:29I
26:29am
26:30trooned
26:30for
26:30meements
26:31like
26:31this.
26:32I
26:32will
26:33break
26:33the
26:33nose
26:33to
26:34her
26:34jauntly.
26:38Madame
26:38Edith,
26:39Ronnie
26:40is
26:40as
26:40dod
26:41as
26:41a
26:41doo-doo.
26:45He
26:45was
26:45at
26:45the
26:46wand
26:46mill
26:46when
26:46it
26:46was
26:47blown
26:47up
26:47by
26:47the
26:48knitzes.
26:49He
26:49dood
26:50with
26:50his
26:50box
26:51on.
26:51She
26:57took
26:57it
26:57on
26:57the
26:58tune
26:58like
26:58a
26:58min.
27:04This
27:04is
27:04our
27:04underground
27:05headquarters.
27:06We
27:06have
27:06tunnels
27:06everywhere
27:07leading to
27:08all our
27:08trees.
27:09We
27:09live
27:09like
27:10rabbits.
27:11I
27:11can't
27:11believe
27:12it.
27:13Bath
27:13him,
27:13shave
27:14him,
27:14and take
27:15him to
27:15my
27:15bunker.
27:15your
27:19bunker.
27:20Oh,
27:21René.
27:22Oh,
27:22I
27:23love
27:23you.
27:24You
27:24will
27:24be
27:24a
27:25posthumous
27:25hero.
27:26Your
27:26name
27:27will
27:27be
27:27on
27:27everybody's
27:28lips
27:28except
27:28mine.
27:30I
27:30hardly
27:30dare
27:30ask,
27:31but
27:31why
27:32will
27:32it
27:32not
27:32be
27:32on
27:33yours?
27:33Because
27:34my
27:34lips
27:34will
27:35be
27:35on
27:35your
27:35lips
27:36day
27:36and
27:37night.
27:39As
27:39you
27:40say,
27:40I
27:40will
27:40be
27:40a
27:41posthumous
27:41hero.
27:43Still,
27:43it
27:43could
27:44be
27:44worse.
27:44I
27:45suppose
27:45I
27:46am
27:46going
27:47to
27:47be
27:47bathed
27:47by
27:47all
27:48the
27:48girls
27:48at
27:48once.
27:49Of
27:49course.
27:56I
27:57am
27:57ready.
28:04This
28:05is
28:05enough.
28:05I
28:05am
28:05not
28:05staying
28:06here.
28:06René!
28:06Don't
28:07go!
28:14Don't
28:27go!
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