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00:29There are many French caffioners languishing in a prisoner of war camp dressed as a British flight lieutenant but that is what you get when you try to help people to escape from the Germans. How am I going to get out of here? Your guess is as good as mine but at the moment it seems that my best chance is to wait for England to capitulate.
00:47Oh no, not another bucket of earth. You must dispose of it. But Edith, I... For a moment, it is the last one. Oh, thank God for that.
01:08Oh, there was a lot of grit in that one. As soon as you have disposed of it return, there is to be a meeting of the escape committee.
01:16They escape committee in five minutes. Well, I hope they have a good plan. My cafe opens at six o'clock. I have a business to run, you know.
01:22When I was down the hole, I heard the sound of digging. Someone is tunneling in from your friend, so we may not long be here. Now worry and try not to look suspicious.
01:46And where are you.
01:48I am always going to wash my hands.
01:49I forget you. I regret...
01:51Can you hear the difference?
01:52God. You regret...
01:53You regret...
01:54I am always going to break the down.
01:56... which is...
01:57... and you regret...
01:58You regret...
01:59You regret...
02:00I am always going to be on the floor.
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02:14Yvette, tell the colonel there is a meeting of the escape committee in five minutes.
02:21Oh, René, you are so brave.
02:24Oh, just the sight of you in that helmet and those goggles
02:28drives me frantic with uncontrollable passion.
02:32Yvette, the British officers do not cuddle each other.
02:36Not when there are a lot of people watching, anyway.
02:44You are out! You are out!
02:50I'm not out!
02:51Yes, you are!
02:52Your leg was infunded in the little wooden sticks, preventing the ball from hitting them.
02:56You are out! It is the rule!
03:00Kick it to the rotten game!
03:02Temper, temper.
03:04I insist on another go.
03:06Otherwise, I will not play.
03:07Oh, be well.
03:14Oh, my God.
03:19Oh, you've done it now.
03:22Not a bad shot for a crouch.
03:28You stupid English pig!
03:31You have broken my window.
03:33You will be punished.
03:35No more, sir.
03:37Kick it!
03:38It was my turn to bet.
03:47Germans, fine!
03:54Herr Flick, I think we are in danger.
03:56Someone is jumping on our tunnel.
03:58Do not be a mummy's boy, von Smallhausen.
04:01Continue to excavate.
04:03I will get to the end of the tunnel if I have to dig all night.
04:06But, Herr Flick, you are not digging.
04:07I am.
04:08Do not split hairs.
04:20Excuse me, waiter.
04:24It is I, Leclerc.
04:28Ah.
04:29Where is Madame Fanny?
04:31She is running the bar.
04:36Madame.
04:37I wish to speak with you urgently.
04:41Wait while I find my ear trumpet.
04:44No, no, no.
04:45There is no time.
04:46I will write it down for you.
04:48Ahem.
04:52Hmm.
04:54Bien, vive un.
04:55Start with me.
05:00Oh, no, no, no, no.
05:02Wait while I find my spectacles.
05:05I have an idea.
05:08I have an idea.
05:11The gin bottle.
05:12Oh.
05:12Oh.
05:14With this, the words will become clear to you.
05:19This is not my experience.
05:23You have an idea.
05:23I have an idea.
05:23I have an idea.
05:24I have an idea.
05:24No, no, madame.
05:25Excusez-moi.
05:30Oh, oh.
05:30Oh, yes.
05:31Rene has been captured
05:37and is in a prisoner of war camp
05:47Madame Fanny, what are we to do?
05:52Drink the gin
05:54Edith, what is going on?
06:03They are discussing plans for escape
06:04Thank God for that, we have been here for hours
06:07We may be here much longer
06:09I hope they do not expect me to sleep in this hut
06:12with 40 desperate men
06:13They are only desperate to get out
06:20Well, that's decided then
06:26I'll explain it all to that lot over there
06:28One more thing, sir
06:31Wagstaff has a plan of escape
06:33He wants to submit it for you to okay it
06:35Right, let's have it
06:36Wagstaff
06:37Not approved
06:42The cafe will be open
06:45What time do we get out?
06:47This is not a simple matter
06:48Only one of us will escape tonight
06:50Then it will have to be me
06:51I have a business to run, you know
06:53I have my mother to look after
06:54The committee has decided to send one of the German officers
06:58Good, it will be me
06:59You go on condition that you arrange for the prisoners
07:02extra blankets, butter, sugar, chocolate and cigarettes
07:05Agreed, no problem
07:06Good
07:07Here is the plan
07:09This is a small barrel
07:14This is a plank across the barrel
07:17Here is the wire
07:19Here is the roof of the nearest hut
07:21The one who is to escape
07:23will stand on the end of the plank
07:25A volunteer will jump from the roof of the hut
07:29onto the other end
07:30The escape will be propelled through the air
07:36And land on the other side
07:40Is this understood?
07:42Yes
07:43Hans can go
07:45But who is going to climb on the roof and jump off?
07:50Only one person is young enough
07:51and brave enough
07:52and heavy enough
07:53René
07:55Well, I think I am young enough
07:58and brave enough
07:59but I do not think I am heavy enough
08:01We will fill your trousers with earth
08:03Thank you, Edith
08:05If you are the only girl in the world
08:12And you are the only girl in the world
08:25And you are the only girl in the world
08:27Lieutenant Gruber
08:30Yes, sister?
08:32It is I
08:32Helga
08:33Helga?
08:37Why are you dressed in the fashion of a nun?
08:40Herr Flick made me do it
08:41Ah, the devious Gestapo
08:43Still, I suppose you must enjoy it
08:46otherwise you would not do it
08:47The colonel and the captain are being held prisoner
08:52In a nunnery?
08:54Hello?
08:56In a prisoner of war camp
08:58This is most unusual
09:00René is with them
09:01In a prisoner of war camp?
09:03Yes
09:03With all those rough airmen?
09:07250 of them
09:09This is very serious
09:11I have a plan to rescue them
09:13but it requires your cooperation
09:15I will do anything for René
09:17Good morning
09:19Good
09:23The fuzz
09:24Am I ticking to Monsieur Alphonse?
09:29The undertooker?
09:33Probably
09:34I have a plan for René's rescue
09:39Ah, it means René's rescue
09:43Who is René?
09:47I am ticking about René
09:49who wicks here behind the boar
09:51Monsieur
09:54How long have you been masquerading as a French policeman?
09:59Six whacks and five dudes
10:01Vive la France
10:05Here is the plon
10:07Next to the barbed weir round the prisoner of war camp
10:16Wick men are laying droons
10:19What are droons?
10:25Witter runs down droons
10:28Ah, I see
10:32Monsieur
10:33Are you on our side?
10:38Of course
10:38Things are worse than that though
10:42Oh dear
10:58Come on
10:59Hey, do want it, sir
11:03Just there
11:04Opposite the rubbish here
11:06Back to you, Casthills
11:10Bit of a lark, eh?
11:12Hey
11:12Now, we will pour in the last packet of earth to wear these trousers
11:29I'm getting vertigo
11:31Oh, I will hold these trousers out
11:35Do not look down
11:37I was not going to
11:39I was talking to my husband
11:41Goodbye, Hans
11:53And good luck
11:54Now, you know what to do?
11:56Yes
11:56I happen to commandeer Lieutenant Gruber's little tank
11:58Squash the barbed weir fence
12:00And get you out
12:01Good
12:01Get on the planks
12:03One
12:07Two
12:08Three
12:10Colin, I'll turn
12:11Have you just Lieutenant Gruber keeps the keys to his little tank?
12:17What are you playing at down there?
12:19Sorry
12:20Get on the board
12:22I am ready
12:24One
12:25Two
12:26Three
12:27We need a stronger plank
12:36Good thinking
12:37And you, Pairs of Braces
12:43Can we not go perhaps a little faster?
12:56I will dingle a carrot in front of the dinket
12:59That is butter
13:02We shall be there very sheetly
13:04Goodbye, Hans
13:08Goodbye, Colonel
13:09Excuse me
13:13Would you mind adding up?
13:15His nerve is going
13:16It went half an hour ago
13:18One
13:19Two
13:20Three
13:22Well done
13:27The resistance will not forget the bravery of Ronnie Artois
13:31Um
13:32Excuse me
13:35How do I get over the fire from here?
13:37There are the gates
13:55You as a sister of mercy
13:57You as a sister of mercy will enter the camp to distribute religious pamphlets
14:00But what if the guard should recognize me?
14:04I know quite a few soldiers
14:06So I will distract him
14:08Once inside the camp you must find the colonel to tell him our plan
14:13Wait here a moment while I commence the distraction
14:15Bless you, my child
14:18I think we've got the angle right this time
14:25Hans, when you go, throw yourself back
14:29Like this
14:30Boy, you do it so well, Colonel
14:32You go
14:33No, Hans
14:34You're getting the hang of it very well
14:36One
14:40Two
14:41Three
14:42No, no, no
14:43I am sorry
14:43I have had enough
14:44I am not jumping
14:45Ah
14:47Ah
14:48Ah
14:49Ah
14:52Ah
14:53Oh
14:54Oh
14:55Oh
14:56Oh
14:57Oh
14:58Oh
14:59Oh
15:00Jolly good show
15:01One down
15:03Two hundred and forty-nine to go
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15:36your camp to distribute to the prisoners religious pamphlets why i suppose so i am instructed to
15:44search you but since you are a nun i do not think it necessary this is a great relief to me
15:58and also i have more important things to do
16:06madam funny are you sure that you are acquainted with this sophisticated mechanism when i was a
16:26girl i worked in a fairground oh funny you were a bearded lady that did not worry the
16:36land the operator of the ghost train i will climb into the poop you will then loft it over the other
16:47sod of the wheel i am sure we have dug far enough we will see
16:58why are you digging upwards i'm making a small hole through this hole i will thrust my powerful
17:05gestapo telescope visit we may see a familiar landmark
17:14madam it is it is i lieutenant gruber
17:18lieutenant gruber what are you doing i have a plan to get you out of the camp we cannot talk here
17:26we will meet inside the app wait here i will give you a signal
17:40what can you see this is there a convent in this district why do you ask i have just seen a pair of
17:49nuns nickels
17:57the plan is as follows i will commandeer the french refuse collecting vehicle
18:06i will drive the vehicle into the camp i will be in disguise
18:12the side of the vehicle will open and you will all jump in
18:20you will pardon my asking but will not your guards be suspicious to see a rubbish cart driven by a nun
18:25i will be disguised as a rough french rubbish cart driver this is very good of you gruber
18:33well we both have an interest in certain paintings which we will sell
18:38and besides the cafe is not the same without renee behind the bar
18:43you're looking very pale renee
18:45so are you getting enough to eat the food is disgusting they treat us like pigs
18:53what if hans carries out your orders steals lieutenant gruber's little tank and comes
18:58charging into the camp and we are not here he can charge out again tell him to cancel his plan
19:05and listen to me all of you i want it clearly understood when we get out of here we are the
19:12conquerors you are the enemy he was promised to stop helping british airmen to escape
19:18yes of course kennel and in the meantime colonel remember i have a gun if you give us away you will
19:24be shot i take your point i must go vespers you know be ready by the rubbish bins at eight o'clock
19:35i will arrange with the british commander to create a diversion
19:39hi littler hail mary
19:53come on out out you're all supposed to be taking the exercise
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23:45Why don't you give her a kiss?
23:49That's all being the Germans.
24:01Sit down, men.
24:03Sit down, please.
24:05And now, our lovely ladies,
24:09from Hot 4,
24:11they go!
24:15Oh, my goodness.
24:19Some of them really do look like girls.
24:23We're all going, Hot 4.
24:27Look!
24:31Chips are tickles!
24:33Look!
24:35Chips are tickles!
24:37Look!
24:39Chips are tickles!
24:41Chips are tickles!
24:43Look!
24:45Chips are tickles!
24:47What do I get to do?
24:49Keep kicking!
24:51Oh!
24:53Oh!
24:55Oh!
24:57Oh!
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25:13Bye!
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