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Tv, Allo Allo S7E04 - Up the Crick Without a Piddle
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00:00You may wonder what I am doing in the back of an RAF plane flying at 10,000 feet above
00:28the English Channel disguised as a monk.
00:32There is of course a perfectly normal explanation for this.
00:35I had to leave Nouvien in a hurry because the Germans were going to give me a collaboration
00:39medal for helping them and the communist resistance were going to have me shot if I accepted it.
00:44Neither of these two options appealed to me.
00:47My waitress Yvette and I disguised ourselves as monks to take the place of the two British
00:52airmen who were also disguised as monks to catch this plane.
00:56As you can see we have taken their place.
00:58Unfortunately the best laid plans can go wrong.
01:02And this one is as they say a real turkey for instead of ending up with my beautiful vibrant
01:09young Yvette I found myself with my air sick wife Edith and so the future is no longer as
01:17inviting as it should be.
01:21How much longer?
01:23This airplane is so bumpy I feel sick.
01:26It is your own fault Edith.
01:28You were supposed to stay in Nouvien and look after the cafe.
01:31Do not excuse me when the cafe is in good hands.
01:35Whose?
01:36Mama Monsieur Leclerc.
01:38That is like putting a couple of winos in charge of a distillery.
01:43A very responsible person.
01:46She knows all about running a bar.
01:48She knows all about emptying one.
01:50And Monsieur Leclerc is good at accounts.
01:53He was a bookkeeper.
01:55He was a book maker Edith.
01:57There is a difference.
01:58He will probably put all the takings on the 215 at Longchamp if he gets the chance.
02:03Do not worry Rene, we are together and you are safe and we shall start a new life in
02:09England.
02:10Edith, the English think they are getting the flying aces.
02:13They will not be too pleased when they find out who we are.
02:15But you are the hero of the resistance.
02:18They should be proud to give you sanctuary.
02:20Nevertheless, I do not think we should mention the error until we are safely on the ground.
02:24Well, shh.
02:25One of them is coming.
02:27Pretty hairy takeoff, what?
02:29So, you're Carstairs in Fairfax.
02:32I'm Tigger Thompson.
02:34Which one of you is Carstairs?
02:35Fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff.
02:37Damn brave chap.
02:39And you must be Fairfax.
02:41My God, Fairfax, you look terrible.
02:47Did they torture you?
02:49Oh, the swine.
02:52Carstairs looks ghastly and poor old Fairfax looks about 110.
02:57What's more, he's wearing lipstick and perfume.
03:01I obviously don't know his spirit then.
03:04Soon have you back him, Blighty Japs.
03:07Fluff, fluff, fluff.
03:08Oh, no, no, no, no.
03:10Oh, no, no, no, no.
03:11I'm revitalised by this job, Ernest.
03:14I feel ten years younger as if I am floating on air.
03:19I am not surprised.
03:20You have nearly emptied the bottle.
03:22Did you remember to bring up the crates of champagne from the cellar for our celebration?
03:29Yes, but what are we celebrating?
03:32Well, what day is it today?
03:34Wednesday.
03:35What's that, Prudu?
03:36Oh.
03:38Ah!
03:39Blessing earth!
03:41You have missed a bit here and there too.
03:44Do it again.
03:46And you will keep on doing it until I am satisfied.
03:51Oh, Madame Fanny has turned into a right old tyrant since when they left.
03:56She treats us like slaves.
03:58I only hope he is safe in London.
04:01Oh.
04:02So do I.
04:03But no one must know he has gone there.
04:05Well, my lips are sealed.
04:06So are mine.
04:07Oh, how I wish I could have gone with him.
04:10I wish the same for me.
04:12If I had gone with him, he would be having a good time.
04:15He would be having an even better time with me.
04:19But what do you know about men?
04:22I am renowned for refreshing the parts that other women miss.
04:28You?
04:29You cannot even reach those parts.
04:33How dare you!
04:35Oh, you!
04:38Oh, stop it!
04:39Stop it!
04:40I will not have this kind of behaviour from my staff.
04:43Oh!
04:44Your staff!
04:45Yes, I am in charge.
04:48We answer only to Rene.
04:51Rene will not be back till the war is over till then.
04:55You will do as I say or you will be back on the streets where you belong.
05:05Do not be cheeky.
05:11Are the chaps here, Farkington?
05:13There's been a cock up, I'm afraid, sir.
05:16It seems our chaps picked up the wrong two monks.
05:19Well, actually, it's a monk and a monkess.
05:23Oh, beastly luck.
05:24Well, where are they now?
05:25Outside, sir.
05:26Let's see what they've got to say for themselves.
05:29In here, there's a chap on his way over from intelligence, sir, to debrief them.
05:34Let's have a crack at them before he arrives.
05:36Now, look, you two.
05:38What were you doing getting on that aeroplane?
05:40What did he say, Rene?
05:42I do not speak a word of the language.
05:45Lighters don't seem to understand English.
05:48How's your French, Farkas?
05:49Rusty, sir.
05:50But I'll give it a bash.
05:54Good moaning.
05:55We would lick to me when you were dealing in the bick of the aircraft, what?
06:03Oh, my God.
06:04Can none of them speak French properly?
06:07I don't think he got my gist, sir.
06:09Try again.
06:11Are you Rolly Minx?
06:13Or are you Indus skis, what?
06:16Did you get that, Rene?
06:18To me, it sounds like the ravings of a mad parrot.
06:21It's no use, sir.
06:22If only my old chum, Crantry, were here.
06:24Why, he speaks fluent French.
06:27The interpreter from military intelligence has arrived, sir.
06:31Oh, thank you, Penelope.
06:32Send him in.
06:36Clap!
06:37Oops!
06:41Sorry, chaps.
06:42Old habit.
06:43Rather thrown by sight of old chums.
06:46It is Captain Hans Geary.
06:48I cannot believe my eyes.
06:49You know these two.
06:51Who?
06:52Cafe, chappy.
06:53And wife.
06:54From Nouvion, where I was stationed.
06:55Be good fellows.
06:56Give me five of them, will you?
06:57Right.
06:58Go on, Falkington.
06:59Let's hope they've got a damn good explanation for this ghastly mess.
07:02Friendly!
07:03Oh!
07:04Madam Edith!
07:05Oh, I have a lump in my throat, and suddenly the memories of Nouvion have flooded back.
07:14Oh, I must sit down.
07:16Captain Geary, what are you doing in that uniform?
07:20Are you spying for the Germans?
07:21You cannot ask questions like that, Edith.
07:22What if somebody is listening at the keyhole?
07:23Oh, of course.
07:24How foolish of me.
07:25If you are, just wink.
07:26No, I have become a neutralized Englishman.
07:27Oh, you poor man.
07:28Was it painful?
07:29He means he is now one of them.
07:30Well, after that, I am not surprised.
07:31René is correct.
07:32I am now a citizen of the English, and I'm working for them as an officer in intelligence.
07:38Wouldn't the colonel be surprised?
07:39He would be amazed.
07:40The last we heard of you was on the radio when the resistance spirited joined by the
07:44government.
07:45No, I have become a neutralized Englishman.
07:46Oh, you poor man.
07:47Was it painful?
07:48He means he is now one of them.
07:49Well, after that, I am not surprised.
07:50René is correct.
07:51I am now a citizen of the English, and I'm working for them as an officer in intelligence.
07:54Wouldn't the colonel be surprised?
07:56He would be amazed.
07:57The last we heard of you was on the radio when the resistance spirited
08:01you away to England.
08:02Oh, a lot of warm beer has flowed under my bridge since then.
08:06I spent three months being brainwashed by the best men, Burgess and McLean.
08:11So you swapped sides, huh?
08:13Well, I did not fancy a prison camp.
08:15Not after the other one I accidentally found myself in with you.
08:18Well, swapping sides is nothing to be ashamed of.
08:20I am not ashamed.
08:21I get five pounds per week, free lodgings, and a one-way ticket to South America if my
08:26lot get as far as Marble Arch.
08:29Could you, in your exalted position, put in a good word for us, Captain Gearing?
08:33I do not have to.
08:35Being in intelligence, I know what I always suspected.
08:38You are Nighthawk, hero of the resistance.
08:42I must say you had me completely fooled.
08:44I always thought you were just a bumbling old peasant.
08:48And you were doing it right under our noses.
08:51What fools you made of the Colonel and the rest of us!
08:53Oh, please, do not be cross.
08:55We were unwilling pawns of fate.
08:57Over here, you are heroes.
08:59I'm sorry we will not be able to spend more time together before you go back.
09:02Go back?
09:03Oh, no, we cannot go back.
09:04No, it is out of the question.
09:06We should be shocked as collaborators.
09:08Or he will.
09:09We will contact the resistance and straighten things out.
09:14Do not worry.
09:15You are with friends.
09:16Now, please sit on the chairs on the other side of the desk while I do my stuff.
09:20Ahem, ahem.
09:22Tell me every detail what happened and how you got here.
09:27Leaving out nothing, never taking your eyes off mine for a second so that I will assess
09:32that every word you tell me is the truth.
09:34Well, as one friend to another, it is like this.
09:38It was an accident.
09:39Liar!
09:40How am I doing so far?
09:42It's got my adrenaline going.
09:45Hell intelligence.
09:47I would like to meet this French man who saved my bacon.
09:51He must be a remarkable man indeed.
09:54And remarkable men should get together to discuss the remarkable things that are happening
10:01in these remarkable times.
10:04Oh.
10:05Oh, I'm sorry I had to sound severe.
10:08It is all part of the job and you never know who is listening at the keyhole.
10:12Tea for free and don't be ninja with the biscuits.
10:15I say, are you getting anywhere, Captain?
10:18Absolutely, I'll be.
10:19What happened?
10:20It seems there was a jolly old cock-up, Frogside.
10:22The old crate came down bang in the jolly old field but the dashed airmen had gone AWOL.
10:27These two came to tell our chaps and got dragged on board.
10:29So that explained it.
10:30Well then who are these two monkey people?
10:33It seems he's Nighthawk.
10:34Key resistance Johnny in France.
10:36I say.
10:37Let me shake you by the handle.
10:38Damn brave one.
10:39What?
10:40What is he saying, Renny?
10:42I expect he is saying how damn brave I am.
10:47PM wants to see him at number 10, PDQ.
10:50Surely not in those clothes, sir.
10:52Well surely you had some civvies standing by for Fairfax and Cars and his.
10:55Yes, sir.
10:56We've got these.
10:57Well, there's no time to lose.
10:58They'll have to do.
10:59Captain, will you tell these Frenches that we're going to see the PM and he'll probably give them a medal?
11:04Churchill is probably going to give you a medal.
11:06May I say how happy I am to give you this news?
11:09Oh my God.
11:10No, not a medal.
11:11No, no.
11:12Please.
11:13What's he say?
11:14He's almost speechless with excitement.
11:17Ah, good morning, Colonel.
11:19Lieutenant, Captain.
11:20Good morning, Yvette.
11:21We're looking for Renny.
11:22Oh, he is not here, I'm afraid.
11:24Well, where is he?
11:25We've been looking everywhere for him.
11:26He said he had joined the monastery, but he is not there.
11:30Hollow, we find what a bunch of the monkeys in the long addresses.
11:34I think he changed his mind about becoming a monk.
11:37The ropes were too tickly.
11:39I'm not surprised.
11:40With the beautiful ladies like you around, only the fruitcake go into the monastery.
11:46Thank you, Captain.
11:47What a charmer.
11:49And how sickening.
11:51Nothing has happened to Renny, has it, Yvette?
11:55He said threats have been made against him.
11:58He's not hiding in some cold place, alone and friendless.
12:02I could not bear it.
12:03No, Lieutenant, he's just gone away for a few days.
12:06What's Madam Sally doing?
12:07She plans to sing tonight.
12:08She's just warming up her tonsils.
12:09Sounds more like she's overheating.
12:10Do you require a table for this evening?
12:11Yes.
12:12But a long way from the piano.
12:13And make sure there is plenty of cheese for our ears.
12:15I must lubricate my vocal cords.
12:16I think it has done the trick.
12:18Good morning.
12:19Good morning.
12:20Good morning.
12:21Good morning.
12:22Good morning.
12:23I have some bod nose for you.
12:24I have some bod nose for you.
12:25I've had a massage from ongles.
12:26I've had a massage from ongles.
12:27I've had a massage from ongles.
12:28And make sure there is plenty of cheese for our ears.
12:29And make sure there is plenty of cheese for our ears.
12:30I must lubricate my vocal cords.
12:35Thanks.
12:36And以ge fooling.
12:37I wasn't happy to land.
12:38You know, Do you have a lifetime time to dump it?
12:39Good luck.
12:40It will fout 잘 desenvolvatives.
12:41Very guerre.
12:42From the poder.
12:43Everything, however.
12:44No, it didn't that happen.
12:45Fuck.
12:46Yeah.
12:47I don't find a big bite.
12:48It will piss in the ocean.
12:49I do not find a bag.
12:50I have some bod nose for you.
12:52I've had a massage from England.
12:56Ronnie is over there.
12:58No, is he safe?
13:00And are these pieces in one?
13:02I presume, Sue, but there has been an all-moty kick-up.
13:08He and Modem Edith somehow got on the aircraft
13:11instead of the Brottish earmen.
13:13Michelle is lovied with Inga.
13:16But thank heavens he is safe.
13:20Michelle has a runge to spook to him on the rodeo at 1,400 ears.
13:27But what has happened to the British airmen?
13:29We do not knee, but I'm going to lick for them on my bursicle.
13:35If the Nitzes find them, we could be up the creek without a piddle.
13:41That is bad nose.
13:47I say, Castor,
13:48I wonder what happened to that aeroplane from Blighty.
13:53Don't know, old boy.
13:55Must have missed it somehow.
13:57Well, we'll just have to kip down here until someone finds us.
14:00I hope they hurry up. I'm starving.
14:03Well,
14:05needs must when the devil drives.
14:07Can't be any worse than the grub for the coffee.
14:09Yes, sir.
14:16Enter.
14:19Um,
14:19these are the two French resistance fighters you asked to see, Prime Minister.
14:25They don't look very French to me.
14:28More like Laurel and Hardy.
14:29We had to give them new clothes, Prime Minister.
14:34When they arrived, all they had were filthy old habits.
14:36That's typical of the French.
14:42He's very tired.
14:44It's all that blood, sweat, toil and tears.
14:47Not to mention the whiskey.
14:50Tell them.
14:51I am very grateful to them.
14:54Foiling the plot to kidnap me was their most courageous act.
14:58Now I have their medals.
14:59Here.
14:59He has the medals for you.
15:00Oh, no.
15:01That is the last thing we want.
15:03Refuse them, Captain Gehring.
15:04Please.
15:05What was that, Captain?
15:07They are delighted, Prime Minister.
15:09You cannot refuse them.
15:10We may have you shot as traitors.
15:12Here are the citations.
15:15R-R-toys.
15:16E-R-toys.
15:18Gallantry.
15:19Above the call of duty.
15:22Brothers, are they?
15:24No, they're married, Prime Minister.
15:26Very odd, petfellas, the French.
15:29No, sir.
15:30This one's a woman.
15:35I'll take your word for it.
15:40Come here.
15:43Meetings people like you.
15:45Brave, loyal allies.
15:47Fighting on the beaches, in the fields,
15:50on the streets and in the hills.
15:51You are keeping the free world safe
15:54from the shadow of the Nazi jackboot.
15:57I'll give you these medals.
16:00From the grateful British people,
16:02in recognition of your work for the resistance.
16:05What did he say?
16:07You're a hero.
16:10I'm getting quite a collection.
16:11I will pin it on myself, Mr. Churchill.
16:19That's it.
16:20Show them the sights.
16:21And take them for cheer on expenses.
16:23Yes, Prime Minister.
16:25Now, if you will excuse me,
16:27I must get on with the war.
16:29That's it.
16:30He has to get on with the war.
16:31I think it could be a very long one.
16:37I think it could be a very long one.
16:37You are not peddling evenly,
16:50once, Smallhausen.
16:50I'm sorry, Herr Fleek.
16:54How can I make pots
16:55if the wheel does not turn evenly?
16:59Now, look what you have made me do.
17:02The pot has gone all wobbly.
17:04I was concentrating on my petty point.
17:08It's going very well.
17:10Oh, dear, I have stitched it to my habits.
17:13I will tell the abbot von Smallhausen
17:15and he will put you in solitary confinement.
17:18I do not mind.
17:19I find the peace and quiet refreshing.
17:21In that case, you will remain here with me.
17:24Enter.
17:24What can we do for you, sister?
17:31It is I, Helga.
17:33Helga?
17:33You have not become a nun, have you?
17:36No, I had to disguise myself to get in.
17:38Ordinary women are forbidden
17:39in case they corrupt the monks.
17:41I always say a little bit of what you fancy
17:44does you good.
17:45So have you located the British airman yet?
17:47No, it is not very easy.
17:50Well, could you not eavesdrop
17:51and see if any of the monks speak English?
17:53This is a silent order.
17:55Except after the cheese and onion soup.
17:58Did you get the note we smuggled out
18:00attached to the stray dog
18:01that I remembered you had once thrown a bone to,
18:04which I assumed would seek you out for another nibble?
18:08No, but I did see you swinging on the bell rope
18:11through my binoculars
18:12and assumed you must be suffering great privation
18:15in the cause of duty.
18:16And in consequence,
18:18I've brought you some sustenance.
18:19Here is the bread for the sandwiches.
18:26What is there to put between them?
18:27I've brought a salami.
18:39In my current state of nooky deprivation,
18:44the sight of your garter drives me wild.
18:48May I kiss you, Heflick?
18:49A notice warns of severe penalties.
18:53Should any kissing take place within these walls?
18:56Am I not worth the risk?
18:58Let us try and see.
19:07The answer is no.
19:09Quick, it is nearly time.
19:17Hello, Night Oak.
19:18This is Night Oak calling from London.
19:21Over.
19:22Hello, Night Oak.
19:23This is Blue Teat receiving you loud and clear.
19:27Over.
19:28Hello, Blue Teat.
19:29I too can hear you very loud and very clear.
19:32Over.
19:33What went wrong with the plane?
19:35We were dragged onto the plane by mistake.
19:37They thought we were the airmen.
19:39Over.
19:40Where are the airmen now?
19:42Are they not with you?
19:43Over.
19:43Would I be asking if they were?
19:46Officer Crabtree has searched the whole countryside for them.
19:49I have licked everywhere on my versicle,
19:52but they have finished into thon ear.
19:55I have versicled so much I've got a sore bim.
20:00Well, I do not know where they are.
20:02Over.
20:03Night Oak, listen very carefully.
20:05I shall say this only once.
20:07You must return immediately to sort this out.
20:10This is Mrs. Night Oak.
20:12This is Madame Edith.
20:14I would like to speak to Mama.
20:16She has passed out on the bed with a bottle of gin.
20:19Who is looking after the till?
20:21Monsieur Leclerc is in the bar giving free drinks to all his old pals.
20:25He will ruin the business.
20:27We shall return tonight.
20:29Over and out.
20:30It was very good of you to take a shopping, Dr. Gehrig.
20:35Not at all, Madame Edith.
20:37Oh, it is all of government expenses.
20:41And I love this dress.
20:42It's beautiful.
20:44What do you think, Rene?
20:44It was a long way to come just to go to Marks and Spencers.
20:49You were very pleased with your wife, France.
20:51Please.
20:52No.
20:53We cannot have you coming to Lion's Corner House in a man's suit, Madame Edith.
20:57So this is Lion's Corner House in a man's suit.
21:00Oh, it is very nice.
21:02Do you come here often, Captain?
21:03Oh, yes, yes.
21:04I have something of a sweet tooth, but it is not the same as France.
21:09How I miss the smell of the drains and hair oil, and they can't make strudel here for toffee.
21:16But most of all, Madame Edith, I miss your cooking.
21:19Things must be very bad over here.
21:21Also, I have a little thing going with one of the waitresses here.
21:28Her name is Ethel.
21:30She's a nippy.
21:31Is she Japanese?
21:34No, no.
21:35They move so fast.
21:36That's what they call them.
21:37I hope she's better looking than that one over there.
21:40That's her.
21:42Oh.
21:43Well, now that I give her a second look, I see she does have certain qualities.
21:46You'll like her.
21:47Could we have the special, please, Ethel?
21:52Thieves was left over from a customer what got tired of waiting, so you're in luck.
21:56Will I see you later, Ethel?
21:59Oh, if you like.
22:00I'm off this evening.
22:02I'll come round and knock you up at about eight.
22:08Such a strange sense of humour as these English girls.
22:12What has died on this heated bread?
22:15Today's special, mushroom stalks on toast.
22:18Delicious.
22:18Apart from which everything else is off.
22:20It always is.
22:21Mushroom stalks.
22:22Well, what do they do with the rest of the mushrooms?
22:25Grind them up to make tea if this is it.
22:29I mean, you have to live on this food.
22:31It's delicious.
22:32It's very tasty.
22:33And great Germany is successfully blocking the Allies' supply lines, which are stretched to breaking point by our glorious men in the undersea boatens as they blow them out of the water.
22:45Oops, not a mistake.
22:46You know, Edith, I wish I were coming home with you tonight.
22:51Oh, what a lovely thing to say.
22:54After eating here, even your food tastes like cordon bleu.
22:56Well, I must go, Edith.
22:57Well, I must go, Edith.
22:58Well, I must go, Edith.
22:59Mama and Monsieur Leclerc are ruining the business.
23:01Well, I will send you good luck messages from time to time on the radio.
23:05Uh-huh.
23:05Listen, an air raid.
23:08Our glorious air force, whose brave pilots defied the might of the few, have come to blow the pants of the British imperialists.
23:16Oops, I must go for some more brainwashing.
23:18Thick, to the shelters.
23:22Evening, Edith.
23:23Good evening, Colonel.
23:24Your table is over here.
23:27Is there any word from René, Edith?
23:29No, Lieutenant, but we expect him back shortly.
23:32Oh, good.
23:34Because we have to report persons missing more than 24 hours to the General.
23:39After that, they are subject to arrest and interrogation.
23:43Also, their friends and acquaintances.
23:45This includes the staff here.
23:47So, you see, it is rather serious.
23:49Are you sure you don't know his whereabouts?
23:51I have no idea.
23:53Know those of his wife?
23:54I know nothing.
23:55I think she tell her the truth.
23:57Here, let me buy you a drink.
23:59Oh, not at the moment.
24:00Thank you, Captain.
24:01Okie-dokie.
24:02I give you one later.
24:05I sometimes wonder what you are doing in this war.
24:08Trying to get a piece of the action.
24:13Nearly there.
24:14Just stand in the middle and watch for that green light.
24:17Alright?
24:18Time to go.
24:22It has been wonderful to see you again.
24:25In a way, I wish I was going with you.
24:27But that would not be a good idea.
24:29Oh, it is very good have you both to come and see me.
24:32I have...
24:32René, will you not change your mind?
24:37I cannot, my love.
24:39I am not wearing a parachute.
24:41I do not want to get shot.
24:42But my heart will beat in time with yours, although I am in a foreign land far away, while you fight for freedom.
24:50Oh, how beautifully put.
24:51Oh, how beautifully put.
24:53Oh, goodbye, René.
24:55I will give your best to the girls.
24:59And do not forget it.
25:01Half the portrait of the fallen Madonna with the big boobs is...
25:04Ah!
25:04Oh, yes!
25:07Oh, my God!
25:09Oh, René, I knew you would change your mind.
25:13You were standing on my foot.
25:15We will kill them with this cabaret number, Ernest.
25:22Now, can you remember the words?
25:25Ah!
25:26I'd like to go a-wandering with a suitcase in my hand.
25:30No, no, no.
25:31A knapsack on your back.
25:33You try to get it right, Ernest, or it will be a disaster.
25:39Now that Edith has gone, my career is about to blossom.
25:43If you go on watering it like that, it will wilt.
25:49Nothing can stop my big comeback now.
26:0124 hours are up.
26:03Colonel, we shall have to arrest René on site.
26:06I will let you do it.
26:08Is that an order?
26:09Just now.
26:13Ladies and gentlemen, for your entertainment,
26:17I'll give you the Wandering Yodel-ers.
26:27I'm not standing!
26:29It's back!
26:30And showing a very nice leg.
26:33You keep singing.
26:34I will yodel my way down the back passage and make a lot of fun.
26:37I love to go a-wandering along the mountain track.
26:47And as I go, I love to sing.
26:51My napsack on my back.
26:54For the week, for the week, for the week, for the week, for the week, for the week, for the week, for the week.
26:59Ah, so there's the peasant I recommended for the collaboration, madam.
27:03Don't you say he was busy?
27:05He was!
27:06Yes, I'm busy.
27:07Silent!
27:08I have bad news for you.
27:14Berlin did not accept my recommendation.
27:16Blowing up a minor troublemaking general by accident does not constitute a sufficient degree of collaboration.
27:22You must try to do better next time, peasant.
27:24I will do my best.
27:26Now that I'm here, I might as well enjoy a convivial evening.
27:30Carry on.
27:30One second outside, enjoy a much walk and revivial evening alone at my chandelier.
27:42With a napsack on my back.
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