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Tv, Allo Allo S8E07 - Swan Song
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00:00You may wonder what I am doing in a field in the
00:27middle of the night dressed as Air Marshal Goering. There is, as usual, a very simple explanation.
00:34Edith and I had to dress as Hitler and Goering on the orders of General von Klinkeroffen
00:38to act as decoys to help him catch the local communist resistance.
00:43Unfortunately, his plan went wrong, and we are now in the hands of General von Kazebrot,
00:49who is the neighbouring garrison, and who is, it turns out, one of the rebel generals
00:57who is plotting to assassinate Hitler. Due to the bad light, he thinks that we are the
01:03real Hitler and Goering, and has just taken Edith over there to be shot.
01:10All I can do now is pray that, if she has one last wish, it is that her old friend,
01:15Herman Goering, does not have to suffer the same fate.
01:18I will not stand by and see Germany destroyed by you and your insane war.
01:25For the good of the fatherland, you must be shot.
01:28You are making a big mistake, General. My name is Edith.
01:32Well, I don't try to argue. I, General von Kazebrot, hereby sentence you, Edith,
01:38Shikaruba, to be shot.
01:42Finally, squad, take aim.
01:48Hitler, come back.
01:57Retreat, retreat, retreat.
02:01Well done, Shaxx.
02:02The church will give us all medals for this.
02:04Honey, what is happening?
02:06They are British soldiers, I think.
02:08Oh, thank goodness.
02:10We are saved.
02:11I'm Captain Frobisher of Five, Commander, and you are my prisoners.
02:15You've waited a long time for this moment, you Nazi swine.
02:20What is he saying, Rene?
02:22How should I know? I do not speak a word of their language.
02:26I'm going to enjoy seeing you put on trial and then shot.
02:29You monsters.
02:31Oh, thank you.
02:33Thanks.
02:34Listen, they obviously realise we are important, Rene.
02:38These uniforms have saved our lives.
02:42I am not so sure, Edith.
02:45I never thought we'd pull it off, sir, snatching these two like that.
02:49Our intelligence was spot on.
02:51Damn fine show.
02:52We're like Clopper.
02:52Just in time, too.
02:54They were about to shoot the Blighters.
02:55Rum-looking pair, aren't they?
02:57Hitler's even uglier in the flesh than he is in the propaganda films.
03:01Goering's grown a moustache, I see.
03:04Doesn't improve him.
03:05Even a beard could cover up an ugly mug like that.
03:08Rene, what are we going to do?
03:11We have got to let them know we are not really Hitler and Goering.
03:14How?
03:14I cannot speak any of the language.
03:17Perhaps one of them speaks French.
03:20I will try.
03:22Excuse me.
03:23We are not really Hitler and Goering, you know.
03:26What's he talking about, Pilkers?
03:28Do you understand German?
03:29It sounded more like French, sir.
03:31I speak a few words.
03:32Say, what did you?
03:36Rene, one of them speaks French.
03:39Sort of.
03:41I am just a simple peasant woman.
03:45Hitler says he's a woman, sir.
03:47Rumors about the operation were true.
03:50This is my husband.
03:52Good Lord, he's married to Goering.
03:55I don't know if I'm losing the war.
03:57Better not tie those hands.
03:58Oh, they did not seem to understand, Rene.
04:04I will prove to you I am a woman.
04:07She's going to prove she's a woman.
04:09Men, look the other way.
04:11See?
04:12It is a false mustache.
04:15No, no, no.
04:17We are just peasants who run the local cafe in the nearby town.
04:21Actually, sir, he does look a bit like a woman.
04:25The other one doesn't look that much like Goering.
04:26I think there's been an almighty cock-up, Pilkers.
04:30We haven't snatched Hitler and Goering after all.
04:33I wonder what they are saying now.
04:34I picked up a few words of English when the British airmen were with us.
04:38I think they are going to give us a lift back down the road.
04:41Right.
04:43So much for your few words of English.
04:59Are you at?
05:01Fortunately, I landed on top of you.
05:03We have to walk back to Nuvion now.
05:07Dressed like this?
05:09Are you mad?
05:10Some peasant could take a pot shot at us.
05:12What we need is different clothes.
05:15I have an idea, Rene.
05:17Hmm?
05:18Follow me.
05:19Huh?
05:19What was that all drunk out?
05:24It is I, Leclerc.
05:26Something terrible has happened.
05:28Where are Rene and Madame Edith?
05:30Give me a drink.
05:31They were taken prisoner by the general in the next district who thought they were the real
05:34Hitler and Goering.
05:36Oh, he is a rebel who wants Hitler overthrown.
05:39He sent me away in the car while he took Rene and Madame Edith into a field to be shot.
05:43Oh, my God!
05:49They are probably both dead by now.
05:51Oh, I will say a prayer.
05:55Oh, Lord, watch over my daughter Edith who has so tragically been taken from me.
06:02Amen.
06:04And if you are still listening down there, keep an eye on that rotten husband of Ed.
06:09Now, I wonder if they have left a will.
06:14Oh.
06:15Madame Fanny, how could you even think of such a thing at a time like this?
06:19Although Madame Edith did always say I could have the silver cutlery and the choice of her wardrobe.
06:25And the jewellery was promised to me.
06:27You will have nothing.
06:29I am also a relative and the coffee is mine in any case.
06:34It is all mine.
06:36Ours?
06:37No.
06:37Do you get the money out of the team?
06:43We will leave for Paris tonight and have a final flame.
06:49Then throw these old useless bodies into the Seine.
06:55Could you not just throw yours in?
06:58Apart from which, the last drink of Paris has already left.
07:00Oh, where is your get-up-and-go?
07:03It has got up and gone.
07:04We can use the old ice cream van from round the back.
07:10There is no petrol in it.
07:12Oh.
07:12We will use alcohol.
07:15You girls, you go down to the cellar and bring up five cases of mess-related spirit.
07:21That is a lot of mess just to get to Paris.
07:24Whatever is left over, we can drink.
07:30Was it not a good idea of mine to take those clothes off the scarecrows, Rene?
07:34It is very uncomfortable.
07:37It's strong.
07:38It's everywhere.
07:39Ah.
07:40Oh.
07:40Ah.
07:41Oh.
07:41What is it, Rene?
07:44There is a field mouse down my trousers.
07:53Look, Rene.
07:55Something is coming down the road.
07:58Maybe we can persuade them to give us a lift back into town.
08:01It was my old ice cream van.
08:11With Mama and Monsieur Leclerc.
08:13What are they doing?
08:15They will never sell any ice cream going at that speed.
08:21Now Rene and Madame Edith are gone, we will have to run the cafe ourselves.
08:25I will look after the bar where you serve the customers.
08:28Oh!
08:29Who are you to give me orders?
08:31I will look after the bar, not you.
08:34Why don't we step outside and settle this woman to woman?
08:37That's fine by me.
08:40See, by the bell.
08:42Good morning.
08:47We have hit the bod nose about Ronnie and Madame Edith.
08:50This is a terrible tragedy.
08:52Pour me a drink.
08:53I live a double brandy.
08:55My dicky ticker is almost broken.
08:59Dear Madame Edith, she was a fine woman.
09:02The best.
09:04Now I will bury them both at a very reasonable rate.
09:10Now they are gone, I am taking over this bar.
09:13We will run it for the benefit of France, my brave girls and me.
09:17But we will start with me.
09:21Where is the money?
09:22Madame Fanny and Monsieur Leclerc took it.
09:24They have gone to Paris.
09:25For a final fling.
09:27Never mind, we will soon fill it up again.
09:29Officer Crabtree, you will take over the bar.
09:32Splendid.
09:34I've always wanted to wick behind a boar.
09:37Pilling punts and chitting to the customers.
09:39So first, we must increase the takings.
09:43How much is a bottle of wine?
09:44200 francs.
09:46Then we will double it immediately to 400.
09:48But nobody will pay 400 francs for a bottle of wine.
09:52Especially the plump they serve here.
09:53We will see about that.
09:57This cafe is now being run by us.
10:01Hands up here, anyone who wants a bottle of wine at 400 francs.
10:04It never fails.
10:16Oh, look.
10:17There's a parcel, Gruber.
10:19Ah, and a letter marked Private and Confidential.
10:25It's for you.
10:26I wonder who it's from.
10:30It is from Juan Garcia.
10:33Our disguises are in this box.
10:36He'll meet us at the crossroads at 10 o'clock tomorrow night.
10:40So much for Private and Confidential.
10:44Good evening, Colonel.
10:46Lieutenant Gruber.
10:47We have just learned that Juan Garcia is coming here tomorrow night.
10:50We will need the missing booby you cut from the painting of the Fall of Madonna
10:54so we can sell it in Spain.
10:55There isn't easier way.
10:57I've just had dinner with Herr Flick of the Gestapo.
11:00How could you, Helga?
11:01He is such a horrible, slimy little worm.
11:05We had a large dogfish with a very interesting stuffing.
11:10My God, Helga, you don't mean the dogfish containing our 10 million francs?
11:15The very same.
11:16Bought at the fishmongers.
11:17Herr Flick is willing to do a swap.
11:20He will give us the 10 million francs
11:22if we give him the painting of the Fall of the Fall of the Madonna.
11:24Never!
11:25Painting's worth much more than that.
11:27Colonel, I think Helga might have a point.
11:30We would be much better off with the cash.
11:34Hmm.
11:35Oh, very well.
11:36Helga, tell Herr Flick
11:38we will see him tomorrow night
11:39in the Café René
11:40in the back room at 9.30.
11:42We will do the exchange
11:44and then we'll go straight to the crossroads
11:46to meet Juan Garcia.
11:48As you wish, Colonel.
11:49Where is the missing booby?
11:51I carry it with me always.
11:53I will produce it for you.
11:55How do I know I can trust you, Colonel?
12:00Helga, I'm an officer of the German army.
12:04That is what I mean.
12:06Ladies and gentlemen,
12:08your attention, please.
12:10It is cabaret time at Café René.
12:12I give you the singing policeman
12:14and Michel of the Résistance.
12:17Oh.
12:19Forget I said that.
12:22I will now tickle the ivories.
12:28Listen very carefully.
12:30We shall sing this only once.
12:32Shine on, shine on
12:36of East Moon
12:38Up in the school
12:40The end
12:43Had no loving
12:45Since January, February, June
12:47And you loon
12:48So time
12:51Ain't no time
12:52To stay
12:54Outside and spoon
12:56So shine on
12:58Shine on
12:59A harvest moon
13:01For me and my ghoul
13:03Wait a minute.
13:10Madam Edith,
13:11can it be true
13:12you are alive?
13:14Unless we are here,
13:15it appears that is so, yes.
13:17What a relief.
13:19We thought you were dead.
13:21Shot by a furring squid.
13:25We escaped by the skin of our teeth.
13:27Who has written under new management
13:30on this menu?
13:31And what are you doing
13:32singing in our café?
13:33That is my role.
13:35You will drive all the way
13:37our customers
13:37singing off key like that.
13:40Well, I am sure
13:41they are used to it.
13:42I mean, apart from which
13:43we were merely
13:44continuing your business.
13:45We did not think
13:46you were coming big.
13:48So, this is what happens
13:49when I am away for a moment.
13:51Get that apron off
13:52and get out of here,
13:52the lot of you.
13:53We were only trained to help.
13:55Don't get your knockers
13:56in a twos.
13:58It is gone midnight.
14:00You will lose me my license.
14:01Mimi, Yvette,
14:02get everybody out of here.
14:03Now, quick.
14:04Oh, Madam Edith.
14:07I was grief-stricken
14:08at the thought
14:09of your dead.
14:11My dicky-ticker
14:12soars at the sight of you.
14:14Oh, thank you,
14:15Monsieur Alphonse.
14:16I know how much
14:16you care about me.
14:17Oh, yes.
14:18And they had chosen
14:19a beautiful coffin
14:20for you as well.
14:22Oh, well.
14:24I will keep it
14:25for another day, eh?
14:26This is not much
14:28for an evening's takings.
14:30Oh, Madame Fanny,
14:31and Monsieur Leclerc took the rest.
14:32Huh?
14:32They have gone to Paris
14:33for a binge
14:34before they jump in the seine.
14:36Oh, my God.
14:37So that is where
14:38my ice cream van was going?
14:39Oh, this is typical of Mama.
14:41She never wanted
14:42to go out quietly.
14:43She never did anything quietly.
14:46Those takings
14:47should go to the resistance.
14:48We are disparately
14:49sure to kish.
14:50That is not my fault.
14:53Well, you were partly
14:54to blame for the dogfish bungle
14:55which lost us
14:56the ten million francs
14:57from the colonel
14:57and Lieutenant Gruber.
14:58Then why not ask them
14:59for more?
15:00We have decided
15:01to show them
15:01we mean business.
15:03We have sent
15:03the incriminated photograph
15:04which implicates them
15:05in the theft
15:06of the fallen Madonna
15:07to General von Klinkrofen
15:08who will no doubt
15:09have them shot.
15:10In the meantime,
15:11I shall take this
15:11for singing tonight.
15:13I never get paid
15:14for singing.
15:15Well, you should be paid
15:16for not singing.
15:17And I will have some too.
15:20What?
15:20After all,
15:21I play the piano.
15:22What about Moo?
15:23Don't I get any watches?
15:26Here.
15:30If you knew the sagoon,
15:31I'm through
15:32on Mindays and Saturdays.
15:36Get out.
15:38Oh, there's
15:38gratitude for you.
15:39What a night.
15:47I am exhausted.
15:48Let us go up to bed.
15:50I am not that exhausted.
15:52I understand
15:53the weather in Spain
15:55is...
15:55Did you order
15:56a window cleaner?
15:58No.
15:59A ladder
16:00has just come into view.
16:03Remy!
16:05Pardon me
16:06for this unexpected appearance
16:07on your balcony,
16:08Lieutenant.
16:09Remy!
16:10What a lovely surprise!
16:13But I must tell you
16:14that I am not alone
16:16at the moment.
16:18No, no, no, no.
16:19No, I want to speak
16:20with both of you
16:20to give you a warning.
16:22What about?
16:23The resistance people,
16:25who I do not know,
16:26have sent
16:26the incriminating photograph
16:28of the Lieutenant
16:29to General von Klinkeroff.
16:31What?
16:32He will get it
16:33sometime this morning.
16:34My God,
16:35what are we going to do?
16:36The General will come here
16:37and arrest us
16:38for stealing the fall
16:39of Madonna from him.
16:40Rene,
16:41you will have to hide
16:42us in your cafe.
16:43Oh, no, Colonel.
16:43I'm sorry.
16:44That is out of the question.
16:45Just till tonight, Rene.
16:46We have some business
16:47with Herr Flick
16:48in your back room
16:49and then we are heading
16:49for Spain
16:50with Juan Garcia
16:50and his Flamenco troupe.
16:52I cannot do it.
16:53The resistance would shoot me
16:55if I gave you shelter.
16:56And I will shoot you
16:57if you don't.
16:59I will see you later.
17:04We are to meet
17:05the Colonel and Lieutenant Gruber
17:07in the back room
17:08of the Cafe Rene
17:08at 9.30 this evening.
17:10Von Smallhausen?
17:11Yes, Herr Flick.
17:12It is past my usual bedtime,
17:15but I hope you will
17:15let me stay up
17:16at least for this once.
17:19There, we will exchange
17:21the 10 million francs
17:22we found inside the dogfish
17:23for the painting
17:24of the fallen Madonna.
17:25It will be a bargain
17:26at the price, Herr Flick.
17:28Especially as I do not intend
17:30to hand over
17:31the whole 10 million.
17:32What do you mean?
17:34I have devised
17:35a cunning plan.
17:37We will show them
17:38a small amount
17:38of real money,
17:40but most of the cash
17:41will be paper
17:41cut up to look
17:42like 1,000 franc notes.
17:44Oh, that is a masterly plan,
17:46Herr Flick.
17:47Aren't they always?
17:49Now,
17:50I have here on the desk
17:52a number of magazines.
17:54You will cut them up
17:55with a knife
17:56to the exact size
17:57of this note
17:58I have pasted
17:59to this block of wood.
18:00I will do it at once,
18:02Herr Flick.
18:02Stop.
18:03First, I must give you
18:05a warning.
18:06These magazines
18:07are old copies
18:08of the Hitler Youth
18:09unadorned Aryan
18:10maiden quarterly.
18:12You are forbidden
18:13to look at them.
18:15How will I cut them up?
18:17You will wear
18:18this paper bag
18:19on your head
18:20and do it by touch.
18:26You may begin.
18:29And no vigily edges.
18:31They are not
18:32making doilies.
18:40How long do we
18:41have to hide, Gruber?
18:43I'm getting crap in here.
18:45Patience, Coronel.
18:46It is only a few hours more.
18:48It's all right for you.
18:49You're in bed.
18:51It's so ignominious
18:52for a man of my rank
18:54to be hiding
18:55under a chamber pot.
18:56Where's the food
18:59that Madame Edith
18:59promised us?
19:00I will try to attract
19:02someone's attention,
19:03Coronel.
19:06It is.
19:08It is.
19:10Will no one
19:11hear the cries
19:13of a poor old woman?
19:16It is.
19:17It is.
19:18Coming, Mama.
19:20Oh, I mean, Lieutenant.
19:22I have brought you
19:23both some soup.
19:25How am I expected
19:27to drink soup
19:28in this cabinet?
19:30Ah, I have come prepared.
19:33Are you stuck through this?
19:35But don't suck too hard
19:36or you will get indigestion.
19:38Madame Edith,
19:43General von Klinkhofen is here.
19:47He's searching the cafe
19:48for the Colonel
19:49and Lieutenant Gruber.
19:50In fact,
19:51I hear his foot
19:52on the stairs now.
19:53Oh, my God.
19:54Do not give us away.
19:55Oh, you are safe, Lieutenant.
19:57The General does not
19:58know Mama very well.
20:00And if you act like her,
20:01he will be fooled
20:02by your disguise.
20:06Soup's gone down
20:07the wrong way.
20:08Quickly, Colonel.
20:09Get back under
20:10the chamber pot.
20:13General von Klinkhofen.
20:15I assure you, General,
20:17there is only
20:17my old mother-in-law
20:18up here.
20:19And tend to search
20:19every building
20:20in the town
20:21until I find them.
20:22I have information.
20:23They have stolen
20:23a very valuable painting
20:25for my chorus.
20:26Search under the bed
20:27as is that cupboard.
20:28Yes, General.
20:31That mother-in-law
20:32doesn't look very old
20:32to me.
20:33Oh, she is very
20:34well preserved for age.
20:36It is.
20:36So Mark will teeth
20:37and lay a few wrinkles.
20:39It is a simple country
20:40life she has led.
20:41Plenty of fruit
20:42and vegetables.
20:43What is that?
20:47But my mother
20:48suffers terribly
20:48from indigestion.
20:50It gives her hiccups.
20:51It is.
20:52Who is the fat kraut
20:55with the piggy eyes?
20:57No, no.
20:59Get him out of here.
21:01I spit on him
21:02and all the Germans.
21:09Shout out,
21:10you silly old bat.
21:11I am very sorry, General.
21:12She is going
21:13a little bit gaga.
21:15Anything.
21:15No, General.
21:16If the Colonel
21:17or Lieutenant Gruber
21:18come anywhere near
21:19your cafe,
21:20inform me at once.
21:20Of course, General.
21:23Give you
21:24Lady Glossauber.
21:26Are you all right,
21:28Lieutenant?
21:28Oh, I think
21:29I have just aged
21:30a great number of years.
21:32And the Colonel?
21:35Has he gone?
21:38I've got the hiccups.
21:39I can't get rid of them.
21:40A sudden shock
21:42would do the trick.
21:43Look out.
21:44The General
21:45is coming back.
21:47It's done the trick.
21:50I thought it would.
21:59Ah, good evening,
22:00Airflick,
22:01and welcome.
22:02Good evening.
22:03Where is René?
22:03I will get him for you.
22:05Here,
22:06help yourself
22:06do a drink.
22:11The future
22:12looks very rosy
22:13for you
22:13if you stay
22:13with us,
22:14Helga.
22:15After tonight,
22:15we will have
22:16both the painting
22:17of the fallen Madonna
22:18and most
22:18of the ten million
22:19francs.
22:20But you're giving
22:21the ten million
22:22francs to the
22:22colonel
22:23and Lieutenant
22:23Gruber.
22:24They are mostly
22:24cut-up magazines,
22:26not real money.
22:27How devious
22:28you are,
22:29Airflick.
22:30I'm so glad
22:31I'm on your side.
22:34Ah,
22:34good evening,
22:35Airflick.
22:35Helga.
22:36Good evening,
22:37peasant.
22:38We are expected
22:39in your back room.
22:40Of course.
22:41The colonel
22:42and Lieutenant
22:42Gruber
22:42are already there
22:43in disguise
22:44ready for their escape.
22:45Just wait one moment.
22:50Ah,
22:51I am afraid
22:55this is goodbye
22:56forever.
22:57Then let us say
22:58farewell.
22:59Perhaps
23:00the French way?
23:02Huh?
23:03Don't they
23:04hug and kiss
23:05on the cheek?
23:06I,
23:07er,
23:07er,
23:07oh,
23:08yeah.
23:09I'm presenting
23:10medals
23:10or in a dire
23:11emergency.
23:15Ah,
23:16I,
23:17one moment.
23:18This way,
23:19please.
23:19Er,
23:19pick,
23:20Helga.
23:20I will ensure
23:25that you are
23:26not, er,
23:26disturbed.
23:30Good evening.
23:32Let's get
23:32straight to business.
23:33Did you bring
23:34the ten million
23:34francs?
23:35It is in
23:36this attaché
23:37case.
23:37Have you brought
23:38the painting
23:38of the fallen
23:39Madonna
23:39with the big
23:40boobies
23:40by Van Klomp?
23:41I have it here.
23:43Then let us
23:43complete the
23:44transaction.
23:45We want to
23:45see the money
23:46first.
23:47Van
23:47Smallhausen,
23:48open the
23:48case.
23:54She was in
23:54order.
23:55Now the
23:55painting.
23:56We wrapped
23:57it in
23:57newspaper to
23:58protect it.
24:00There is
24:01one of the
24:01boobies.
24:04No touching,
24:05Van
24:05Smallhausen.
24:06I was just
24:07checking its
24:07authenticity,
24:08Herr Flick.
24:09Helga,
24:10you know more
24:11about boobies
24:12than anyone else.
24:13Is that
24:14the real
24:14thing?
24:14Yes,
24:17Herr Flick,
24:17that is
24:17definitely a
24:18Van Klomp,
24:19boobie.
24:20We wish to
24:20see more
24:21of the
24:21painting.
24:22We wish to
24:22see more
24:23of the
24:23money.
24:24We have
24:24seen enough
24:24of the
24:25painting.
24:25We have
24:25seen enough
24:26of the
24:26money.
24:34We will
24:35leave by
24:35the window,
24:36Gruber.
24:39Goodbye,
24:40Helga.
24:41Perhaps we
24:41shall meet
24:42when the
24:42war is
24:43over.
24:43Goodbye,
24:44Colonel,
24:45Lieutenant.
24:46Goodbye,
24:47Helga.
24:54And good
24:55riddance.
24:56Pour us
24:57some wine,
24:57Van
24:57Smallhausen.
24:58We will
24:59celebrate the
24:59double cross
25:00of the
25:01century.
25:02Those
25:02idiots were
25:03completely
25:04fooled by
25:04my cunning
25:05deception.
25:06Herr Flick,
25:07you are so
25:08irresistibly
25:09attractive when
25:09you're being
25:10underhand and
25:11dishonest.
25:12May I
25:12kiss you?
25:13Let us
25:14look at
25:14the
25:14painting
25:14first.
25:18There's no
25:19painting,
25:20just a
25:20booby.
25:22We have
25:23been
25:23diddled.
25:25Flick,
25:25after them.
25:35Oh,
25:35Renée,
25:36I do not
25:36know what
25:37has happened
25:37to Dr.
25:37Lecomte.
25:38He is
25:38very late
25:39and we
25:40need those
25:40extra ration
25:41books before
25:41we can
25:42elope.
25:42Perhaps we
25:43should wait
25:43until another
25:44night.
25:45You're not
25:46trying to get
25:46out of it,
25:47are you?
25:47If you are,
25:48I will announce
25:49now that you
25:49are the father
25:50of my child.
25:51No,
25:51no,
25:51no,
25:51we will
25:51elope.
25:52We'll meet you
25:53down here at
25:53midnight and we
25:54will get the
25:55milk truck to
25:55Paris.
25:55stop.
25:57Oh,
25:57thank goodness,
25:58here is the
25:59doctor now.
26:00I'm sorry I
26:01am late.
26:01I had an
26:02emergency to
26:02attend to.
26:03Have you
26:04brought my
26:04extra ration
26:05books?
26:05I have some
26:06good news
26:07for you,
26:07my dear.
26:08You are not
26:09with child
26:09after all.
26:10What?
26:11There's been a
26:12terrible mistake.
26:13The frogs,
26:14which we use
26:15for the
26:15pregnancy test,
26:17got mixed
26:17out.
26:19They leapt
26:20into each
26:21other's jars.
26:22I've just
26:23discovered the
26:24error.
26:24It is not
26:25you who is
26:26with child.
26:27It is
26:27Madame
26:28Lina the
26:28dressmaker.
26:35I thought
26:36she would
26:36be pleased.
26:37It is
26:37probably the
26:38shock,
26:39doctor.
26:39If she is
26:40so upset,
26:41she could
26:41always try
26:42again.
26:44I wish
26:44the thought.
26:47Oh,
26:47well,
26:48good night.
26:49Good night,
26:50doctor.
26:53Imagine
26:54that,
26:54Madame
26:55Lenard
26:55pregnant.
26:56And her
26:57husband died
26:57a year
26:58ago.
27:00I wonder
27:01who the
27:01father is.
27:02Do not
27:03start that
27:03again,
27:03Edith.
27:05It is
27:06good news.
27:07Oh,
27:07this has
27:07been hanging
27:08over us
27:08for far
27:09too long.
27:09And now
27:10it is
27:10over.
27:11It is
27:11time to
27:12rejoice.
27:12Yes,
27:13you can
27:13say that
27:13again,
27:14Edith.
27:15Yes,
27:16Yvette has
27:16avoided
27:17the shame
27:17and you
27:18and I
27:18are still
27:19in one
27:19piece
27:19after last
27:20night.
27:20The
27:21German
27:22Commandant
27:22and the
27:23Lieutenant
27:23have gone
27:24and soon
27:24the war
27:25will be
27:25over.
27:26Suddenly
27:26everything
27:27is
27:27perfect.
27:28I will
27:29sing a
27:29song
27:30to
27:30celebrate.
27:31Oh!
27:34Perhaps
27:34not as
27:35perfect
27:35as it
27:35could
27:36be.
27:36shine on
27:42shine on
27:43always
27:44come in
27:46tonight
27:47I
27:49ain't
27:50and no
27:51loving
27:51since
27:52January
27:53since
27:53all
27:55tonight
27:56will
28:10be.
28:11I
28:12will
28:12be.
28:13I
28:14will
28:14be.
28:22I
28:23will
28:24be.
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