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00:30Yes, hello, welcome to Taskmaster Australia.
00:38For months I have been setting tasks for my little underlings,
00:41watching them squirm, stumble and very occasionally triumph.
00:45Tonight we do it once more and in only two weeks we will be awarding
00:49the best of them, this beautiful Tom Gleeson shaped head.
00:54Perfect for taking home, putting in your spare bathroom
00:58and occasionally practising kissing on.
01:01They're all in it to win it.
01:02It's our season one cast.
01:04Danielle Walker.
01:06Jimmy Rees.
01:08Julia Morris.
01:10Luke McGregor.
01:12And Nina Riyaroff.
01:15With me as always is my right hand man,
01:18the loyal deputy behind all my sneaky backroom deals.
01:21It's Tom Cashman.
01:25All right, enjoy the spotlight for a moment
01:27and introduce the prize task.
01:29Our contestants have been asked to bring in what they consider
01:32to be the most cursed thing.
01:34The winner will take home five points,
01:37second best four points and so on.
01:39And the winner of tonight's episode will take home
01:41all five cursed items.
01:43Let's start with Danielle.
01:45What do you have?
01:46It's a tiki mug I made.
01:49That's it.
01:54And that's a real chicken bone in its mouth.
01:58And it's two front teeth and my wisdom teeth.
02:03Is there a curse on it of any type?
02:05Well, I mean, aren't tiki mugs like sort of a bit spooky dookie?
02:09I mean, that one is.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Luke, what did you bring in that's cursed?
02:14Well, with social media, sometimes you get tagged
02:17in photos that you don't want on the internet
02:20and this photo of me, I wish it didn't exist
02:25and I hope I don't look like this anymore, but...
02:28Do we have to leave it up or can we take it down?
02:38I'm not sure if the photo is cursed
02:40or maybe it's just your head that's cursed.
02:42Well, I guess either way, I've brought in something that's cursed.
02:45So that...
02:45So I still win?
02:48It is a savage curse that you have to live with there, Luke.
02:52I'm walking around with that all day, so...
02:54Nina, what have you brought in that's cursed?
02:57I have brought in a rotten vegetable from my fridge.
03:02So that was a zucchini at some point.
03:05And now it's like a sea slug.
03:07I don't know how science works.
03:08I don't see where the curse is.
03:10You just brought in old food that you can't be bothered putting in a bin.
03:14I think there's two.
03:15There's like cursed and then there's cursed, which is like...
03:18Mispronouncing cursed.
03:22Jimmy, what have you got?
03:24Just, um, I bought my fishing rod.
03:29Doesn't catch fish.
03:30This might be another situation.
03:35You might be like Luke's head.
03:39It's not the photo, it's the primary product that we're worried about.
03:43Um, Julia, what did you bring in?
03:45Uh, I brought in my engagement ring.
03:47When I was still engaged, uh, 21 years ago, I knocked the ring on the side of the sink
03:58and the diamond broke.
04:00I had it remade a year and a half ago and my marriage broke up.
04:07So when your engagement ring was broken, everything was fine.
04:11Fine.
04:11As soon as it was repaired, everything fell apart.
04:13Not ideal.
04:14Okay, well, I need to hand out some scores.
04:17Um, I think it's pretty clear that Nina's there on one.
04:20Two points to Jimmy for the fishing rod.
04:23Because I'm a little bit worried maybe he's cursed, not the actual fishing rod.
04:25Man, the more points I get for this one, the worse my head is.
04:31Um, and I'm thinking Danielle's ticking bug again.
04:33Are you kidding me?
04:34You did that just so you could say Luke's head is the worst thing?
04:38Also, um, I'm going to give four points to Julia for the engagement ring.
04:43Because it clearly is cursed.
04:46But I think we can't argue the most cursed item tonight is Luke's head.
04:51Five points!
04:58Are you ready for a real task, Mean Tom?
05:01Ah, yes.
05:01Don't you know it.
05:02All right.
05:03This one's easier than a spelling bee and harder to spell than the word bee.
05:06Oh, beautiful day.
05:21Oh!
05:25May I step up?
05:26Please.
05:27Thank you, sir.
05:28Oh.
05:30Oh.
05:31Hi, Danielle.
05:33All right.
05:33So, Danielle, crazy question.
05:36What's your favourite colour?
05:37Oh, that'd be red.
05:39Purple.
05:39Green.
05:40Maybe green?
05:41What's the fanciest word you know?
05:43Lagubrious.
05:44Encyclopedia.
05:45I do love the word palaver.
05:47Acquiesce.
05:49Thanks.
05:50Do I open the task?
05:51I'm sorry to didn't ask you any questions.
05:55Correctly spell your fanciest word.
05:57Using items that are your favourite colour, fastest wins.
06:04Am I allowed to step out of the caravan?
06:06Oh, your time starts now.
06:07Tom, I don't know why I keep refusing to say that.
06:12Having a more complicated favourite word is not an advantage.
06:15No, quite the opposite.
06:16They have to spell the fanciest word they know using their favourite colour.
06:20Shall we watch some words get spelled?
06:22Why not?
06:23They may smell fancy, but can they spell fancy?
06:25Here's Jimmy, Nina and Luke.
06:28Yes, I don't know how to spell it.
06:30Can you tell me how to spell it?
06:31Pallava.
06:32Does it have an R on the end?
06:33Pallava?
06:34God, why did I pick purple?
06:35It's such a stupid colour.
06:37I'm going to get some red things.
06:40Let's go!
06:42Keep up!
06:43This could be a good Y.
06:44That's a good L.
06:46I mean, I could just write it out with a red pen,
06:48but I feel like that's cheating.
06:50Aqua.
06:52Acquie.
06:53Oh, my God.
06:55Isn't that the thing to know what left is?
07:00I thought it was, like, which way does the L go?
07:03No, it's to know which way left is,
07:05and to know which way left is,
07:06you have to know what an L looks like.
07:08Pallava.
07:09Pallava.
07:10Pallava?
07:11Pallava.
07:12Okay, I'm going to give you a couple options.
07:14I'll do one with a C as well.
07:16Oh, my God.
07:17These are, like, so cute, these little buttons.
07:19What's the cutest one?
07:21Maybe this one?
07:22Oh, that is cute.
07:23Oh, wow.
07:24Look at that.
07:24I can't even spell the word.
07:26Maybe I'm actually making a pallava of the word pallava.
07:29Hmm.
07:30Look at this little pink shell.
07:32That's cute.
07:33How much?
07:33This is a time task.
07:35Okay, so the top one's definitely not it.
07:37I'm thinking maybe this middle one here.
07:39Time for the E.
07:40Okay, what does an E look like?
07:43Well, um...
07:46There you go.
07:47Are you finished?
07:47I think so.
07:49Maybe that one is the...
07:50Are you happy?
07:51No.
07:53So loud, Tom.
07:55I took quite a long time, but the results are worth it.
08:00Right.
08:00How confident are you in that spelling?
08:03In that spelling?
08:04Mm.
08:04Out of ten?
08:05Like a minus two?
08:06What I will do straight away is just go and, like, Google the word.
08:10Mm.
08:11And, um, and realise that I'm wrong.
08:13What will you do if you're wrong?
08:14You'll probably just hear me scream.
08:16Okay.
08:16Hey, Siri, how do you spell palaver?
08:20P-A-L-A-V-E.
08:29Tom!
08:30Tom!
08:30So, Luke, you couldn't find anything green while standing on a square kilometre of grass.
08:43I thought I was a genius by, uh, remembering that there was a green crayon upstairs.
08:48Where the genius stopped is I couldn't spell acquiesce.
08:51True.
08:51Well, you gave three options, didn't you?
08:54Yeah, yeah.
08:55I have typed in all three of your spellings of the word acquiesce.
08:58None of them even know that it's close enough to acquiesce to even suggest the word acquiesce.
09:08So, Jimmy, you had the easiest word to spell.
09:13Why did you not know how to spell it?
09:15I actually feel that I got a little mixed up with pavlova.
09:18Nina, you spelt encyclopaedia correctly.
09:23Oh, yeah!
09:27I don't think we're used to things going well for you.
09:30Um, so we just need to take a moment just to, I don't know, readjust.
09:34Nina spent four and a half minutes showing me how cute different buttons were.
09:39LAUGHTER
09:43Luke took four minutes and 34 seconds to write three incorrect words down with a crayon.
09:48LAUGHTER
09:49Jimmy took nine minutes and 14 seconds to incorrectly spell palava.
09:53Nina took 30 minutes and 29 seconds, but she got the word correct.
09:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:58Wow. We got time for any more?
10:01Do we ever. This contestant has me spellbound.
10:05That is, I was bound by the taskmaster to make her spell.
10:07It's Danielle Walker.
10:10Oh, actually, this is so easy.
10:16Lugubrious.
10:17Look, I think it's L, I don't know.
10:19I learnt this from a child, this word as well.
10:22What child?
10:23I used to nanny.
10:25The little girl, she called me Lugubrious one day.
10:28Oh.
10:29And I didn't know what it meant, but I think it means, like, sad or disdainful.
10:31So the person you were responsible for nannying can have you sad?
10:35I was a living nanny. I lived there for multiple...
10:37You're allowed to be sad sometimes.
10:39Good boy.
10:40I hope this is correct, if not, oh well.
10:42You happy with that?
10:43Yeah, yeah, I did it.
10:46Thank you.
10:47Goodbye.
10:49APPLAUSE
10:52OK.
10:53When the child described you when you were nannying as Lugubrious,
10:57was it accurate?
10:59But, yeah, I just moved from Townsville, where it's sunny every day,
11:02to London and I hadn't seen the sun and I got very depressed
11:05and then the kid was like,
11:06You're Lugubrious, Danielle.
11:12How long did Danielle take?
11:13Danielle took two minutes and 41 seconds.
11:17CHEERING
11:19OK.
11:20There's one left.
11:22What's her word and colour again?
11:24We still haven't seen.
11:25It's Julia Morris.
11:28What's your favourite colour?
11:29Cerise.
11:30What's the fanciest word you know?
11:32Anti-disestablishmentarianism.
11:36Come on, Tom, let's find some Cerise stuff.
11:38Tom, would you do me a favour?
11:40How many letters are in the word anti-disestablishmentarianism?
11:45No.
11:4628.
11:47Oh, God help me.
11:488.
11:49How many letters to go, Tom?
11:5127.
11:52Get your shit together, Lady Jo.
11:54Let's do it.
11:55There's your N.
11:56I want to do that as a T.
11:57In what way is that a T?
11:58In no way, Tom, if we're going to get technical.
12:01Here's how long the damn word is.
12:02I can't believe I'm just not allowed to sticky tape that to the front of the desk.
12:05Anti-dis...
12:07Degree of difficulty.
12:09Surely the taskmaster will take that into effect.
12:11It's the fastest wind.
12:12How dare you.
12:13I don't have a lot of regrets in my life.
12:15Who would have thought that this task was going to be one of them?
12:17Alright, I'm going to the second layer now.
12:19Okay.
12:20Because I'm running out of space and interest.
12:22Anti-dis-est-a-b-ble-e.
12:29Honestly, if I start crying, I don't want you to see that as a bad sign.
12:32Okay.
12:33That's just what I like to call emotional processing.
12:35I think I've only got about another five hours in me, Tom.
12:37I wonder if my stomach could be the bottom part of the E.
12:40And I can do that when I go to present the whole word.
12:43Actually, we're hurtling through it, babe.
12:48What did I do?
12:49Can you tell me where I'm up to?
12:50Because I just...
12:51I'm not sure whether M comes into it.
12:52I don't know either.
12:53Can I just say...
12:55I've never wanted to kill myself before.
12:57We're back to A again.
12:58This is a real thrill.
13:00It's like a modern art, eh?
13:01Woo, woo.
13:02Look, we're so close now, mate.
13:03Are we?
13:04We've got another 18 letters to go.
13:05So, RISM.
13:06Is that what I've got?
13:07No.
13:08I've just got ISM.
13:09I can't go around the table again.
13:11I can't spell it all again.
13:13I can't do it.
13:14You might have D.
13:15D.
13:16I.
13:17S.
13:18No.
13:19Whatever was left of my sanity has burst.
13:21It's like an aneurysm of insanity.
13:26Emotionally, this is where I'm up to.
13:29And that's an I?
13:30Yes.
13:31Do you feel like that's an I?
13:32You...
13:33Then you already have an I.
13:37Where's the other I?
13:38I've already done the I.
13:41Does that feel like an S?
13:43No.
13:44Here we go.
13:45Are you Sir Rees?
13:46Oh, God!
13:48Stand by time.
13:49So, you've got your S.
13:50I'm the E.
13:51Here's the M.
13:56Okay.
13:59Nailed it.
14:00And I think three hours is pretty standard.
14:02I failed to see who could have done it better.
14:04Or quicker.
14:05Julia Morris!
14:06Not only is your chosen word a long word, it is the sixth longest word in the English language.
14:26Oh!
14:29Did Julia actually spell the word?
14:31Because I couldn't quite make it out.
14:33I mean, we looked at it, we digitally put it all together, and it was correctly spelled.
14:42It's a shame the task's about time.
14:44Oh!
14:46I mean, it was 19 hours, wasn't it, Tom?
14:48How long were we there for?
14:4953 minutes and two seconds.
14:57Okay, so do we have final scores for that task?
14:59We do.
15:00Luke and Jimmy receive zero points, having been disqualified for incorrect spelling.
15:03Julia receives three points, clearly behind the other two times.
15:07Nina gets four points, but Danielle wins with five points!
15:14How about the overall scores for this episode?
15:16The winner at the moment is Danielle with eight points!
15:21Okay.
15:22We go again.
15:23More tasks please, lesser Tom.
15:25We agreed I would sing this intro, but I'm simply too nervous.
15:28It's Mamadee.
15:41It's Maileke.
15:45Hi, Lovebug.
15:48Hello.
15:49Oh, snacks!
15:52Oh boy, this is going to be a musical challenge.
15:55I can feel it in my willies
15:58Create and perform a celebratory personal theme tune
16:06Oh, I see, it's a keyboard
16:07The best theme tune that celebrates you wins
16:12You have 45 minutes
16:13Your time starts
16:14Now
16:17Let's get some instruments, Tom
16:20Okay
16:20Thank you, Tom
16:23Useless, get out
16:25I love you
16:26I like how you made even that musical
16:28Thank you
16:29Okay, it works
16:31Did you have a genre that you were thinking?
16:33Um, yeah, maybe
16:34Could we go for like a rock ballad?
16:37I'm trying to think of like
16:38The Taskmaster's favourite genre of music
16:40I think that's the question
16:41As if it won't be like some Gregorian chant or something
16:44He's so grown up
16:45You think the Taskmaster is into Gregorian chants?
16:48Oh man, this is like the emptiest my brain has ever been in my entire life
16:58What about a hymn?
17:03She's quite asleep but she goes to me
17:07Oh, round, round, round, round
17:09Hang on
17:10Oh, she's the best in the world
17:18What's your favourite theme song of all time?
17:22I like Seinfeld
17:22That's a trick question
17:23It's this one
17:24Oh
17:25Julia, for the record, Gregorian chant is not my favourite music
17:32Oh
17:33What sort is it?
17:34I like Ambrosian chant
17:35Okay, whose dulcet tones are we hearing first?
17:40She's the only contestant whose first name rhymes with her last name
17:43It's Nina Oyama
17:44Five, six, seven, eight
17:46Yeah, congratulations
17:54Congratulations, you did it
17:57You braved all the odds
18:00You braved all the evens
18:02Because you are very brave
18:04Didn't you know it's a feat of strength
18:09That you even survived
18:10Because you are so very weak
18:13All of the times
18:14Yeah
18:15You don't even know how to play most instruments, Nina
18:19I'm singing to myself
18:21Actually
18:34Congratulations, you did it
18:40You braved all the odds
18:42You made it through that recorded solo
18:45You didn't think it was gonna end
18:46And it's the end of this song
18:50Yeah
18:52Well, the crowd seemed to like it
19:05Maybe you should release it
19:06Yeah, totally, man
19:08Do you practice often?
19:11Well, I actually used to be in a recorder quartet
19:13Okay, all right
19:16Until they kicked me out
19:17Who have you got for me next?
19:20It's MC Gregor
19:21I.E. Luke McGregor
19:23Maybe speed that up a tiny bit
19:26I will remind you that the time is ticking
19:32I don't know how to
19:33Okay, that's fine
19:34Oh, here we go
19:34Oh, no, no
19:36Okay, that's fine
19:39That's fine
19:39Real song
19:39Here we go
19:40His name is Luke
19:43McGregor
19:46He's never puked
19:48My hope
19:50I have
19:51Tom Puckett killed the time
19:52He's comedy, he's not a fluke
19:53He's against nuke
19:59Leah Waugh
20:02He's a rude head by first
20:04She'll check his pubes
20:07He's one gravest person on Earth
20:10And other planets
20:12He's flinging into Perth
20:15Twice
20:18A gazillion dollars
20:19Doesn't surprise me how much he's worse
20:21That's not enough, I reckon
20:23Luke, you're the best
20:26He is
20:28You're very blessed
20:31I agree
20:34You should go on a quest
20:36You totally should
20:39To find out if you're actually the best
20:42I checked the end of the quest
20:44And he is the best
20:46Luke, you're so cool
20:47Dan Stray
20:50Everyone drool
20:52When they look at Luke
20:55He supports renewable fuels
20:58That's really nice
21:00Saving the planet
21:01And he rules
21:06I feel like you celebrated yourself really well there
21:21I feel like you celebrated yourself really well there
21:33Um, thank you
21:35I was worried at first
21:36Like obviously you rhymed your name Luke
21:39With fluke, puke and then nuke
21:41Lear war
21:43Yeah
21:43I remember your contribution Tom
21:46Don't worry
21:47Some of your achievements as listed in the song
21:51Were being worth a gazillion dollars
21:52Yep
21:52And being the greatest person on Earth
21:54Yep
21:55And um, also visiting Perth twice
21:58I actually visited Perth three times
22:00But I felt like I was getting too arrogant
22:01Alright, who's next?
22:07She came fifth on The Masked Singer
22:09And she's guaranteed to come at least fifth in this task
22:11It's Julia Morris
22:12Hi
22:14I'm Julia Morris
22:16And I'm somebody very special
22:18Let's get to the song
22:21Here goes the fire, Tom
22:23Well, she's a mother for her
22:25She's the best in town
22:27She used to be with them
22:28Now she's round
22:30She's round
22:32But she's also around
22:3475 years in the biz
22:38She calls all the shots
22:39She used to be a Mrs. Now a miss
22:41That means she's not attached
22:44Now I've got a red spot
22:49Cause I was laughing really hard
22:52That skin's so loose
22:54But I kinda like it
22:57Now it's like a goose
22:59It's kinda hairy-sided
23:01But she take the hair off
23:04And I'm like the pot smooth
23:07But no one sees them
23:09Cause I'm not handing anything over
23:11To anyone again
23:12I'm single
23:13And I think that's one of my best qualities
23:17I think that's the best it's gonna get
23:21So I'm just gonna just go
23:25Now I might be wrong
23:32But I feel like all the others
23:33wrote down the lyrics in full
23:35And then performed the song
23:37To the best of their abilities
23:38As it was written on the page
23:39I feel like you wrote down
23:40One or two sentences
23:41And then just ad-lib from then on
23:44Julia experimented with 17 different genres
23:47Before deciding to write one line
23:52You wrote one line
23:53Even that took it out of me
23:54Then you completely improvised
23:56While making full eye contact with me
23:58But you were celebrating yourself
24:04You were celebrating being single
24:05Yes
24:05Were you trying to invite attention
24:07Maybe from viewers
24:08No
24:09You know I would like to word this
24:11In a different way
24:12But I have
24:13My last
24:13Who's next
24:21If only his last name was Barnes
24:24Hendrix or Page
24:26It's Jimmy Reese
24:27This is a celebratory
24:30Interpretive
24:32Theme song
24:33Of a moment in my life
24:35Where I first appeared
24:37On TV
24:39I was chillin'
24:41At home
24:42In
24:43My house
24:44What age you ask
24:45I was a teen
24:46I was mildly pimply
24:47Eating chips
24:48Playing Nintendo
24:49And I had a dream
24:50I suppose I'd better tell you
24:52About that said dream
24:53Or this song wouldn't really go anywhere
24:55And it'd be rather obscene
24:57Or speaking of obscene
24:58That's what I waited
24:59In my dream
25:00I seen on the small screen
25:01I saw myself
25:02So buckle up
25:03I'll tell you
25:04How I first was seen
25:05On said small screen
25:07This is what I dreamed of
25:12When I first walked into the TV
25:14I dreamed that I'd be
25:16You know
25:17Be faffing
25:17People would be faffing about
25:19And all around me
25:20There'd be hair
25:22And make-up
25:24And the costume department
25:27Dressing me
25:28In all kind of groovy attire
25:31And they'd be faffing
25:33I already mentioned faffing
25:34Didn't I
25:35Because I
25:37Love TV
25:38And it's always been
25:41My dream
25:42I was on Rove Live
25:44As a lookalike
25:45I didn't even know
25:46Caught by surprise
25:47It was a bit of a gotcha
25:48I was like
25:50What the
25:50I was on Rove Live
25:52As a lookalike
25:53Didn't even know
25:53Caught by surprise
25:55It was a bit of a gotcha
25:56And I was like
25:57What the
25:58Stop
26:00That's it
26:00That's the end
26:01That's the end
26:01Stop
26:01Stop
26:02Stop
26:02That's the end
26:03Stop
26:03Stop
26:04Stop Tom
26:05That's the end
26:05Stop Tom
26:06Stop
26:07Stop Tom
26:08That's the end
26:09É um pouco difícil de ver, às vezes, eu estava esperando que isso fosse como o voz, mas essa chair foi em reversa.
26:24Eu vou dizer que eu estou muito orgulhosa de você.
26:26Você está sempre vestindo, mas a vez você não tem que ver seu talento.
26:31Talvez você possa vestir de novo, Jimmy.
26:33Eu acho que eu vou, sim.
26:34Eu estava me sentindo algo, não era?
26:36Ok, 14 tunes, am I right?
26:39Você está sempre bem.
26:41Nós temos uma resta.
26:43Ela é uma 12-tina de Grã-Ni Award.
26:45Os são os meus amados que ela faz ao seu trabalho.
26:49Ela é Daniela Walker.
26:50Aplausos
26:52Aplausos
26:54Aplausos
26:56Aplausos
26:58Aplausos
26:59Aplausos
27:00Aplausos
27:01Aplausos
27:02Aplausos
27:03Aplausos
27:04Aplausos
27:05I am sick as hell
27:07I am cooler than a cold room in June
27:11Where you keep all of your beef
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28:15And the ass of a demon
28:20But the sexy ass of a demon
28:26Not one that would be gross and covered in warts and pus
28:31Like the best ass you've ever seen
28:35Smooth like a marble but soft
28:38Like a glove baby
28:41No, not a baby
28:42Don't say baby
28:44So I feel like the lyrics were really the star of this performance
28:57Voice of an angel, ass of a demon
29:00I think that really stood out for all of us
29:06If you work with dogs for long enough
29:08You become desensitised to the smell of poo
29:11When I first started working at the dog boarding kennel
29:14I'd get shit on my leg and wash it off
29:15By the end I'd just be like
29:16I'll wash it off at the end of the shift
29:18Yeah
29:19For you it was a highlight that you put into song
29:21Why is that?
29:23That was my favourite job I've ever had
29:25And if you got paid more than $10 an hour
29:28Cash in hand
29:29I'd probably still be there
29:30Okay, we're going to need some scores here
29:34So on one point is Jimmy
29:35The highlight of your life being a lookalike on Rove Live
29:37I can't quite abide by that
29:39I love the song
29:40But I'm giving two points to Danielle
29:41Boo!
29:43Boo!
29:44Boo!
29:45That's really going to change my mind
29:51I'm giving three because the song was very catchy
29:56We had it stuck in our head unfortunately for a very long time
29:59I'm giving four points to Luke McGregor because of his political naps
30:03But I think we have to give five points to the improvising genius of Julia Morris
30:08Alright, I think it's time for another task
30:15Would I be right, Tom?
30:16It's like you're reading my mind
30:17Or a cue card
30:18Life imitates art
30:20But I sincerely hope life does not imitate what you're about to see
30:23Hi, Tom
30:37Hi, Julia
30:38Hello
30:39Hello, Tom
30:39Well, this is a bit of a set-up, isn't it?
30:43What have we got here?
30:46What are these?
30:48Paints, I assume?
30:53Okay
30:54On the canvas below
30:57Paint an accurate map of Australia
31:05The canvas cannot leave the ground
31:06All painting must be done from the balcony
31:10Most accurate map of Australia wins
31:12You have 13 minutes
31:15Your time starts an hour
31:18Oh, who?
31:18How be's the canvas?
31:19Rightio, here we go
31:22Pretty simple task here
31:27Our contestants just need to paint a map of Australia
31:30Using the most Australian tool of all
31:32Gravity
31:33Go on then
31:34Can they paint down under from up above
31:36It's Luke, Jimmy and Julia
31:38Okay, let's see if we can get a bit on there
31:40Nope
31:41Okay, there's some
31:42Yep, also completely missed
31:44Tom, can you move the canvas closer to the balcony, please?
31:47Okay
31:47Oh, not there
31:49Oh, come on
31:50Girt the living daylights out of it
31:53I'll start a constant stream
31:54And then you move it to paint Australia
31:57Yep, that's looking good
32:00There we go
32:01I want to get one of my favourite places in the whole wide world on this map
32:06Which is where?
32:06New Zealand
32:07So you're going to start by painting New Zealand?
32:09Yes
32:09Oh look, it looks beautiful
32:12I'm just going to fashion her
32:16I need a bit more finesse, Tom
32:18Okay
32:18Here comes Tassie
32:19Oh, I love you Tassie
32:23So this is for the finesse?
32:24Yep, this is for the finesse
32:26Yeah
32:26That was a line
32:30Here comes the middle of Australia
32:31But I still need to get that East Coast right
32:35There's no way to tell her that I drew it
32:37We have to sign my name
32:38Did you do it?
32:39Oh, well I guess it was a teammate
32:40But I'll sign your name as well
32:41L
32:42Oh, don't ruin New Zealand, Julia
32:48No!
32:50Oh!
32:51I think throwing paint at the thing is more accurate
32:54Okay, sorry, that was a miss
32:56What's the idea of that?
32:58I was trying to smooth it out
32:59It's, I was just, yeah
33:01Thank you very much
33:01Check those off
33:02What if I did this
33:03Splodge painting of Australia
33:05Lance Flatt
33:07So that's Australia judging New Zealand
33:11That bit of orange straight across there
33:12So that bit on the right, that's just judgment?
33:14Yeah
33:14I guess we'll just go like a week on, week off
33:17Whose house it stays at?
33:18Maybe like an annual thing?
33:19Just to see, have it for a whole year
33:20It's the shipping cost of a weekly arrangement
33:23Alright, who goes first?
33:25You can have it
33:25Okay
33:26And you know what?
33:27Yeah
33:28I'm going to do a tiny little Australia here
33:30Just to show myself that I can
33:32And I think what's happening there is I definitely cannot
33:35Yeah, Julia, as everyone knows
33:42When you want to do a painting of Australia
33:44The first thing you paint is New Zealand
33:45When did you give up during that task?
33:48I can't
33:49We all know
33:50Within the first minute
33:51Is when I
33:52Jimmy
33:53What were your hopes
33:55When you decided to use an oar tied to a rope?
33:58I just thought a line
33:59Like a finger painting
34:00But with an oar
34:01With an oar
34:02From the balcony
34:03From the balcony
34:04Using a rope
34:04Attached to a piece of rope
34:05Yeah
34:05Yeah, yeah, yeah
34:06After seeing Luke just say
34:08Hey Tom, can you just move it a little bit closer?
34:10I kind of felt a little bit stupid
34:11Alright
34:13Now Luke
34:14You actually had a really good map of Australia there
34:16Thank you
34:17I've been using it to navigate around ever since
34:19Let's have a look at the paintings
34:22I think we have them here
34:23See, I think with Luke's
34:26You can't actually make out Australia
34:28I think you could claim with Julia's that
34:30Maybe that's an emotion about Australia
34:33You're trying to
34:33What about you, Jimmy?
34:35How could you justify that being Australia?
34:37Well, if you take certain sections of it away
34:40The bits that are left
34:41Is a map of Australia
34:42Oh
34:43Don't you think that maybe if you stared into that
34:45And just unfocus your eyes for a while
34:46You'd be able to see in 3D
34:48Your regret
34:49Maybe?
34:52It's quite possible
34:53I'm ready for some more balcony art
34:56Tom, who have you got?
34:57Australians all let us rejoice
34:59These two are young and free
35:01It's Danielle and Nina
35:02Let's do orange
35:04That is a fun colour
35:06So you started with Northern Queensland?
35:12Obviously
35:12I'm not a psychopath
35:14So I feel like if I just do a small drawing of Australia
35:19You think smallness helps with accuracy?
35:22Yeah, I think so
35:24I don't know if this looks much like Australia
35:26You don't think this looks much like Australia?
35:28No
35:29You are absolutely insane
35:31It's a bit minimalist
35:32Minimalist?
35:34Yeah
35:34What is wrong with you?
35:36I reckon you should add a little bit more detail as well
35:38You reckon more detail?
35:39I mean, yeah
35:40Well, this is what I'm doing
35:41I have stuffed up my mind
35:44In what way?
35:45I think I really mucked up the state life
35:48It was looking so good
35:50That's a crocodile
35:51And then there's actually a lot of
35:53Oh no, that's the shark gone
35:55Done!
35:58Thanks, Nina
35:58Thanks, Danielle
36:03No worries
36:04Happy with this?
36:05Yeah, I won't know till I see everybody else's, you know
36:07But, um
36:08I think it's colourful, which is nice
36:11I think you'll have fun seeing the other peoples
36:14Thank you
36:16I think I'm gonna win
36:17Because, um
36:18Genis!
36:20Would you like to look into the camera
36:22And say to the others
36:23I sucked in
36:24I win
36:24Hey everyone
36:25Um, I just want to say that
36:26I've already won this task
36:28Give up
36:29If you
36:30If you
36:31Had a go
36:32Because this is clearly the best thing
36:34That's ever happened
36:35To this canvas
36:36Okay
36:40Well, maybe we should compare with the others
36:44So
36:44First up
36:45Let's have a look at
36:46Nina and Danielle's
36:47Canvases
36:48As part of the task
36:53It did say
36:54Paint on the canvas below
36:56And the job sheet was below us
36:58Yeah
36:58The material was canvas
37:00All painting must be done from the balcony
37:03And we were on the balcony
37:05The canvas
37:10The canvas
37:11Saying it together doesn't make you sound smarter
37:14It just
37:15It just makes you sound dumb in unison
37:18Alright, well that's pretty easy to score then
37:20I think I have to put Danielle and Nina at the bottom
37:23Both on one
37:24Alright
37:24Tied
37:25Because they were equally bad
37:26And then with the other paintings
37:28Jimmy and Julia both did paintings that were quite abstract
37:31But I feel like there was a bit more energy in Julia's
37:33So I'm going to give Jimmy three
37:35Julia four
37:35And the best map of Australia was done clearly by Luke McGregor
37:39Five points to Luke
37:40Thank you
37:41Thank you
37:42What's that done to the scoreboard for this episode?
37:45Julia is currently in the lead with 16 points
37:47So for the scores over the course of the whole series
37:54We've got Danielle and Julia both tied for first place on 122 points
38:00I feel a live task coming along
38:07Let's go upstairs
38:08What's happening Lessa Tom?
38:14Jimmy, could you please choose a suitcase?
38:17Okay
38:17Nina, please make a selection
38:21This one
38:21Danielle
38:22Luke, you know what to do by now
38:25And Julia, sucked in
38:27Open your suitcase
38:34And use the contents to transform your face into an Australian icon
38:38The case must stay up until you are asked to reveal your face
38:42You have 100 seconds
38:43Best transformation wins
38:45Your time starts on Tom's whistle
38:47Ready, set
38:48Oh my gosh
38:56This is a disadvantage
38:58I've never used any of this stuff before
38:59Julia has a fruit platter
39:01Jimmy has a bunch of makeup
39:03Luke has stationery
39:05Nina has pasta
39:07And Danielle has art supplies
39:10Oh my gosh, this is so hard
39:13You do this every day?
39:14That is undoubtedly the easiest suitcase
39:17No, it's not
39:18Really isn't
39:20Tom, can we get a 10 second time check?
39:2310 seconds left
39:24Oh my God
39:25Oh dear
39:25This is not going to go well
39:29I need red
39:30I need a red lip
39:31Please put down the items
39:37Danielle, reveal yourself
39:40Um, what icon are you?
39:43I'm the big pineapple
39:45Nina, please reveal your face
39:53What icon are you?
39:56Wait, wait
39:56I'm a big banana
39:59Look, I'm the big banana
40:03Luke, please reveal your face
40:07What icon are you?
40:11I am the Tasmanian tiger
40:13Jimmy, please reveal your face
40:19Hello possums
40:22Are you Dame Edna Everidge?
40:27Yes
40:27Have you drawn anything on your face at all?
40:31Yeah, I have
40:32Zoom in
40:33Okay
40:34We might have to hurry this up
40:37The sweater I get under lights
40:38The less the poster notes will stick
40:39Julia, please reveal your face
40:42Hello possums
40:49Like a couple of twins
40:54Look at all these icons
41:01My God
41:03The desperation is hard to look at
41:06Okay, well I think Jimmy's got to be at the bottom on one, surely
41:09There's barely anything on your face
41:11What were you doing back there?
41:12I know there's no point arguing with you
41:13But you didn't even open half of the makeup things
41:16I spent half the time trying to get the stupid plastic lids off everything
41:20Okay, well I feel like we should talk to Nina before we can no longer tell she's the big banana
41:26You only had pasta to play with Nina
41:29And then you made a beard out of it
41:31And then you decided you were a banana
41:32Why didn't you just say Ned Kelly?
41:34Doesn't he wear like a big square on his head?
41:37Yeah, but when he takes it off he's got a beard
41:39I must say, Danielle, I was very impressed
41:41You actually drawn crosses on your face to make it look like a pineapple
41:44Yeah
41:45Luke, I feel, he's got stripes
41:48He's a tiger
41:49And I must admit, if that was the only defence you had in the wild
41:52You'd soon be extinct as well
41:54I think I'd blend right in
41:57But look at Julia Morris there
41:59You know, I feel like, again, I mean, Jimmy had just said Dame Edna Everidge
42:03And then you turn up looking like this
42:04One could argue that, like, Nina stole Danielle's, that Julia stole mine
42:10Oh, yes
42:10We can definitely see that
42:12I think Jimmy's an obvious one
42:19Nina's on two
42:20Danielle's on three
42:21I love the Tasmanian tiger
42:23So I'm going to give Luke four
42:25But I think five points has to go to Julia Morris
42:28As the fruity Dame Edna Everidge
42:32Does that mean we have an episode winner, Tom?
42:35It does
42:36The winner of this episode is Julia with 21 points
42:39Congratulations, Julia
42:44Life will never be the same again
42:46Get ready for centuries of bad luck
42:48With five brand new curses
42:50They're all yours
42:51Get on stage
42:52What a pleasure
42:54It's been journeying with you all
42:57Through our eighth episode
42:58We learned that Australia was designed by Jackson Pollock
43:01We learned that Danielle Walker can spell
43:03But when it comes to dog shit
43:05She can't smell
43:06The main thing we learned
43:08Is that Julia is our champion for this week
43:10Good for her
43:12Want to see someone else win it?
43:15No guarantees
43:15But try next week
43:17Good night
43:17Thank you
43:18Great
43:18Thank you
43:19Famous
43:35considering this episode
43:36Wasn't it?
43:36I'm the only person at my life
43:36I know
43:37I'm the only person at this episode
43:38I know
43:39I know
43:40The only person at the time
43:41is I could not tell
43:41Skip na net
43:42L summits
43:42And weStar
43:43Yeah
43:43FO
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