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00:30Yes, hello, welcome to Taskmaster Australia.
00:38I'm Tom Gleeson and it's my job to watch comedians do things
00:42and decide who is good and who is the opposite of good.
00:46In one week, one of the desperate comedians sitting before me
00:48will take their career to new heights
00:51and win this golden Tom Gleeson-shaped head,
00:54which they get to put in their living rooms
00:56and imagine what it's like to have me come and visit.
01:00Competing for Glory this week and every week,
01:03it's our Season 1 cast.
01:05Daniel Walker!
01:07Jimmy Rees!
01:09Julia Morris!
01:11Luke McGregor!
01:13And Nina Ayama!
01:17It's impossible to Taskmaster alone.
01:20I've got help.
01:21I'm pretty sure there's trouble at home
01:22and he lives in the studio.
01:24It's Tom Cashman.
01:25What's our prize task tonight?
01:30Tonight, our contestants have been requested
01:32to bring what they consider to be
01:33the most desirable runny thing.
01:36The best one will receive five points,
01:38second best four points and so on.
01:40And the winner of tonight's episode
01:41will take home all five runny things.
01:44Jimmy, what have you brought in?
01:45It is the jam from inside a carnival doughnut.
01:51Oh!
01:51Oh!
01:52Look at it!
01:54Yum!
01:54Oh, OK.
01:55So you're going for the desirableness of it.
01:57Yeah.
01:58Well, it looks quite viscous.
01:59It doesn't seem that runny.
02:00Only, like, on one side it's run out of the doughnut
02:02and on the other side it's staying put.
02:04Oh, it's a still image.
02:05It's like...
02:06Oh, OK.
02:08It's about to run.
02:09Like, obviously, that side's had a head start.
02:11It's usually hot and runny.
02:14OK.
02:15Nina, what have you got?
02:16Well, I brought in something
02:17that's the most desirable runny thing for me,
02:19who's someone that often has IBS and gets constipated.
02:23So I brought in a microlax.
02:26But it was given to me as a gift
02:28when I was constipated by Danielle Walker.
02:32That is true.
02:33I'll pack these when I'm going travelling
02:35cos on a plane flight I'll eat the food
02:36and then I won't be able to shit.
02:39Where on the plane do you do that?
02:40You don't do that on the plane.
02:42You said you just did.
02:43This isn't my prize task.
02:45I don't have to sell this.
02:47What have you brought in, Danielle?
02:49Um, I brought in the icing that you lick off beaters.
02:52Oh, OK.
02:52Oh, that looks very desirable.
02:55It looks lovely.
02:56But doesn't it set, though?
02:58Not when it's on the beaters.
03:00It sets when you put it in the fridge.
03:01When you're licking it off the beaters,
03:02that is runny as shit.
03:04I think you've brought in a Vienna cream.
03:08And a Vienna cream is quite turgid.
03:10You know, you'll judge this however you want, Tom,
03:12and I'm happy for you to do that.
03:13Really?
03:14Like always.
03:15OK, great.
03:17Julia, what did you bring in?
03:18Last year I had the beef in my eyes cut out.
03:21So not only is the results have been desirable,
03:25um, the eyelids are now,
03:27after the year since the surgery,
03:29they have become quite runny.
03:31Uh, so here they are.
03:33It looks like Danielle's icing.
03:35Yeah.
03:36Why'd you keep them?
03:37Were you thinking you might have to put them back?
03:38You never know.
03:39Sometimes I'm scared I look too young.
03:41Oh, and you don't want to intimidate the others with your,
03:43yeah.
03:44No, I can't be hanging around all my other 55-year-old buddies,
03:47you know, looking whatever, 54.
03:50Uh.
03:51Luke?
03:52Um, I've really misunderstood the task, I think.
03:54Um, I, uh, I brought in runners.
04:01Why are they desirable?
04:02They look like they're desirable to you, maybe not for me.
04:04You prefer to run without runners?
04:06No, I prefer fashion.
04:09Well, I mean, they're pretty, uh...
04:11No.
04:12They're the...
04:12They are pretty, um, no.
04:20All right, so you want us to accept that they are runny
04:23in that you run in them.
04:25Yeah, yeah, please.
04:26Okay.
04:26I'm going to accept the wordplay from Luke.
04:28I think shoes are very runny.
04:29Yes.
04:29But I hated the shoes, so one point.
04:31Oh.
04:33Um, it's just purely down to the fact I find the shoes
04:36not desirable at all.
04:37The laxative enema, again, it's very desirable.
04:40No, it's not.
04:41Yes, it is.
04:43I'm going to give Nina two points.
04:45Julia, your eyelids themselves aren't that runny.
04:48Not at all.
04:48So I'm going to give you three points.
04:49Danielle, very desirable,
04:51but it wasn't actually that runny in consistency,
04:53whereas Jimmy's was tasty and very runny.
04:55So five points to Jimmy.
04:57Four points to Danielle.
04:59That means that Jimmy takes an early lead
05:02and now we move from something runny
05:03into something a bit more solid, like a task.
05:05Oh, my God.
05:19Oh, my God.
05:20Tom?
05:21Where art thou, Tom?
05:25Oh, new Tom.
05:27Hi, I'm Joel.
05:29Nice to meet you.
05:30Pleasure.
05:30I'm sorry that Tom must have obviously died
05:33and has been replaced.
05:35Are you a scientist?
05:36Indeed I am.
05:37You're not just like a guy with a lab coat on
05:39that like came in from the outside?
05:42This is all real.
05:42And is your American accent real?
05:45Also real.
05:46That says crazy.
05:47Is that kind of a good American accent?
05:49It was awful.
05:50Where are you from in America, Joel?
05:51Minnesota.
05:52What is the defining feature of Minnesota?
05:55Prints.
05:56Like poor Prince?
05:59Like the artist formerly known as.
06:01Oh.
06:02Prince, Prince.
06:04Make this doctor look like a fool.
06:06You didn't say you were a doctor, Joel.
06:08Dr. Joel.
06:09You may not touch the doctor.
06:12You may not hurt the doctor.
06:14Who's hurting the doctor?
06:15Why would anyone want to hurt you, Joel?
06:18You'd be surprised.
06:18You may ask any question of a doctor.
06:20Except about his personal life.
06:22You have eight minutes.
06:23Most made to look a fool, Doctor, wins.
06:26Your time starts now.
06:29Ooh.
06:31Okay.
06:33Okay, so they've got to make him look like a fool.
06:36That's right.
06:36He's studied for eight years to make himself a respectable member of society,
06:40and these contestants have eight minutes to ruin it.
06:42Okay, let's get into it then.
06:44Jimmy, Danielle and Julia, the doctor, will see you now.
06:47Where's your stethoscope?
06:48I am not that kind of doctor.
06:50Oh, are you a doctor of brainy stuff?
06:51I have a PhD in chemistry.
06:53So that's like chemicals.
06:54That is exactly correct.
06:56Name three Australian spreads.
07:01Vegemite, jam, margarine.
07:05Good.
07:06I think there's probably only one fool in the room,
07:08and you are sitting beside it.
07:11Let's talk glow worms.
07:13Glow worms.
07:14How do they become glowing?
07:16Well, it's basically a chemical reaction where we are exciting an electron to a higher state,
07:20but it has a much lower relaxation than, say, fluorescence, hence why they can still glow when there is no light source.
07:26So, chemical reaction makes photons happen.
07:32Great.
07:33Do you know anything about photosynthesis?
07:35Yeah, I've heard of the concept.
07:37Do you know what all the letters and the numbers and the fractions are?
07:42Relative to what?
07:43CO2 plus H2O, sunlight over chlorophyll, C6H12O6 plus oxygen O2.
07:50It seems a little foolish that I can remember that, and you have not retained that.
07:55What is the capital city of Australia?
07:58Canberra.
07:59Mm-hmm.
08:00Science isn't really about knowing things, it's about learning things.
08:03Yeah.
08:03So I wouldn't feel like a fool if I didn't know something, but if I didn't try to learn it, then I would.
08:08My question to you is, how long is eight minutes?
08:11You have a PhD in chemistry.
08:14Um, in, I'm going to stick with the Australian things.
08:18What do you know about carnivorous plants?
08:20They're hungry.
08:21What are your favourite types?
08:22The Venus flytrap.
08:23Do you know any others?
08:24Not off the top of my head.
08:26Oh, never heard of a frickin' sundew, dude.
08:31You ever know of a nepenthes?
08:33Maw, maw.
08:34Name three Australian comedians.
08:40Jimmy.
08:41And their last names.
08:43You look like a Nelson.
08:44Jimmy Nelson.
08:45And?
08:46Tom Cashman.
08:47Debatable.
08:48And I think that's it, actually.
08:50Mm-hmm.
08:51Okay.
08:52That's, okay.
08:53Do you have a pen on you?
08:54So I'm just going to change this a little bit.
08:56You may touch the doctor.
08:58You may hurt the doctor.
08:59I could ask you.
09:00Hey.
09:01Oh, yeah.
09:01Thank God.
09:02What I was going to do is get to the bit where it just says, make yourself look like a fool.
09:06And if I haven't nailed that, I don't know what else I'm doing here.
09:09Jimmy Nelson.
09:10Out.
09:10You're put in a solid effort there trying to make them look foolish.
09:15I particularly like Danielle.
09:17You decided to ask how glowworms glow.
09:20That was a very interesting strategy.
09:22Asking a chemist about chemistry.
09:26Danielle spent more than 30% of her time keenly learning about glowworms.
09:30Jimmy, you wanted him to know three Australian comedians.
09:35I figured he would have actually seen three people by then.
09:39I'm pretty sure Luke and Nina were before me and he didn't name them.
09:43Well, he could have also mentioned some that were internationally famous, I guess.
09:46Like Dame Edna Everidge or Paul Hogan.
09:47Exactly.
09:48Yeah.
09:48Or even Rolf Harris, just for a bit of spice.
09:52Julia, the task was to make the doctor look like a fool, but you just spent a lot of time
09:56telling him how you were dumber than him.
09:59Except he didn't know photosynthesis.
10:02Don't you think it's a bit odd that I knew something grown up and he didn't?
10:06Not really, because you needed to sing a silly song to remember it.
10:09Well, I can do it for you now without the song.
10:11Oh, OK.
10:11CO2 plus H2O.
10:12Then you've got your sunlight over your chlorophyll.
10:14Then you've got your C6, your H12 and your O6 plus oxygen is your photosynthesis, which
10:20is your water and your food molecules moving through the xylem and the phloem of the plant,
10:26feeding the plant normally from an area of a higher concentration to an area of lower concentration.
10:31Wow.
10:32Very impressive.
10:33You know what?
10:36You know what?
10:37He's probably watching at home now and he's probably feeling really, really foolish.
10:42All right.
10:43I'm ready for more Dr. Fooling.
10:44What do you got?
10:45He's got a PhD.
10:46Can they make it stand for Pretty Huge Dimwit?
10:49It's Luke and Nina.
10:51Can you sit on this, please?
10:53It seems pretty dangerous.
10:54I'll do it.
10:55I'll do it as well.
10:58Can you please do that on yours?
11:00Man, you look so foolish.
11:02Can't see myself losing this challenge.
11:04Knock, knock.
11:05Who's there?
11:06I did up.
11:07I did a poo.
11:08Ew, you did a poo?
11:10Gross.
11:11Knock, knock.
11:12Who's there?
11:14I ate a poo.
11:15I ate a poo.
11:17You ate a poo?
11:19Gross.
11:20Can you assume like a stretching pose like this?
11:23Once I start talking.
11:25We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of a wonderful...
11:28Sarah, would you please stop stretching at the funeral?
11:30Knock, knock.
11:32Who's there?
11:32All I think about is poo?
11:37All I think about is poo?
11:39All you think about is poo?
11:41Like clearly, because you keep bringing it up.
11:45We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of a beautiful...
11:48Sarah, would you get that shoe off your head, please?
11:50We're at a funeral.
11:52Knock, knock.
11:53Who's there?
11:53Pee-pee-poo-poo-pee-pee.
11:55Pee-pee-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo.
11:57Pee-pee-pee-pee-poo-poo-poo-poo.
12:00Pee-pee-poo-poo.
12:01Pee-pee-poo-poo.
12:03Pee-pee-poo-poo.
12:05Pee-pee-poo.
12:06Who?
12:06Sorry, you messed that one up.
12:07Because it ended on a...
12:08Can you just try that one more time?
12:10As I was saying, we mourn the loss of a bit.
12:13Sarah, would you please don't give me the finger?
12:15I'm trying to do a eulogy here.
12:16Pee-pee.
12:17Poo-poo.
12:18Pee-pee.
12:19Poo poo.
12:20No, no.
12:21See, that's where you're wrong.
12:22Guess we're just gonna have to do it again.
12:23Loser.
12:24Sir, please.
12:25I'm trying to mourn the loss of someone here.
12:27Do you think I'm funny?
12:28No.
12:29Trick question.
12:30Pee pee poo poo time.
12:32Poo pee poo pee poo pee.
12:34Yummy poopy.
12:35In my tummy tummy.
12:39I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to talk.
12:41A task is over, so you're in.
12:43You can...
12:44Okay.
12:45I'm sorry.
12:48Fooled you again.
12:49Poo poo poo.
12:51She did get me with her hand.
12:57Nanny, you were jumping up and down there chanting poopy poopy poopy.
13:00Did you forget you were trying to make him look foolish?
13:02I really feel like since my prize task was poo related and then they showed this task,
13:06that it's gonna show that I have a real fixation on pee pee and poo poo.
13:09Well, to be fair, I think you did make him look foolish.
13:11You made a, you know, a professional doctor say over and over again pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee.
13:16And he looked really stupid.
13:17Luke, by making the doctor do an improv scene already everyone looked like a fool.
13:21So that was a...
13:23The reason I thought of it is because I was at a funeral once and a guy, a guy was sitting there like this.
13:28And I'm like, there's gotta be some sort of poses you can't do at funerals.
13:34And that's gotta be one of them.
13:36You wouldn't go up to someone and have your foot on a chair and go, I'm sorry for your loss.
13:46I think Jimmy's on one point.
13:48Yeah.
13:49Okay.
13:50Cause just, you embarrassed him by making him name two Australian comedians instead of three.
13:53Danielle's on two.
13:54Okay.
13:55Julia, I'm happy to give three points because you did no photosynthesis.
13:59Four points to Luke for making him look like an absolute idiot at a funeral.
14:03And five points to Nina Ayama for making highly qualified doctor say poopy, poopy, poopy, poopy, poopy over and over again.
14:10So with those points added, how's our scoreboard looking after that?
14:14So we've got a three way tie with Danielle, Jimmy and Julia all on six points.
14:17But in the lead currently it's Nina with seven points.
14:19What?
14:20Okay.
14:21Have you got any more of those tasks lying around Tom?
14:27Sure.
14:28This one goes out to all the toddlers.
14:42Ooh.
14:43Hey.
14:44Fun has arrived.
14:47Hello, Tom.
14:48Hi, Jimmy.
14:49What's happening there?
14:50Oh my God.
14:51It's a baby in a bathtub.
14:52It's pretty fun.
14:53Oh, she's crying.
14:55Why is the water coming out of the baby?
14:57Why would you do this?
14:59It's all right, baby.
15:01Let's open up the box and see what's inside.
15:07I almost forgot to read it out.
15:09I was just reading it in my head.
15:10Throw a tantrum.
15:11Most sensational tantrum wins.
15:13You have 13 minutes to plan.
15:15And execute your tantrum.
15:18Rightio.
15:19What does the last line say?
15:21Your time starts now.
15:22I'm thrilled for the time to start.
15:24But if you keep making fun of me every time, I don't say your time starts.
15:30That's fine.
15:31I'm kidding.
15:32I'm sorry.
15:37So our contestants have to throw a tantrum.
15:39To be clear, our cast threw countless other tantrums during the filming.
15:43But these are the only ones we caught on camera.
15:45Who do you have for us first?
15:46These two love to smile, but can they spew bile?
15:49It's Nina and Jimmy.
15:50I could probably just, you know, free ball a tantrum from scratch, to be honest.
15:54Got a lot of pent up stuff going on.
15:56I'm really hungry.
15:57Tom?
15:58Tom, can you bring me a snack?
16:00Here's a healthy snack, Nina.
16:01Cheers, mate.
16:02Hi, Jimmy.
16:03Here's some pasta for you.
16:05Special fusilli and macaroni style pasta.
16:09Oh.
16:10Are you trying to poison me?
16:15Where's the penne?
16:17Oh, there's no penne in it on this occasion.
16:20I don't know.
16:21I want spirally pasta.
16:22I want a penne.
16:23I want a penne.
16:25I want that.
16:27Are you sure this is edible?
16:30No.
16:31No.
16:32Get it out.
16:33Get it out.
16:34Do you have anything?
16:35Some popcorn.
16:36Not popcorn.
16:37Oh, come on.
16:40What are you whinging about?
16:41No, it's penne.
16:42I want the penne.
16:43Ah, what do you put in this?
16:46What do you put in this, Tom?
16:47Here's some lollies.
16:48Like, what?
16:49Ah, penne!
16:52There are there.
16:53Penne!
16:54Jimmy.
16:55Penne!
16:56Why do you need two?
16:59Why do you need two liters of milk, Tom?
17:01You think I can drink two liters of milk?
17:03You think I have it in me to drink this much lactose?
17:08Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
17:10Penne!
17:11We can all be angry, okay?
17:13Penne!
17:14What is wrong with you?
17:16Penne!
17:17Here's some penne.
17:18Oh.
17:19Why are you doing this to me?
17:21It's not cooked!
17:22It's not cooked!
17:23It's not cooked!
17:24Thanks, mate.
17:25Oh!
17:26I'm quitting a show!
17:27Good job.
17:28See you, Dad.
17:29Oh, okay.
17:30Thank you, everybody.
17:31That was my tantrum.
17:32I think it's interesting that Jimmy did a tantrum pretending to be a child and Nina, you
17:51did a tantrum pretending to be yourself.
17:54Were you ever concerned?
17:57Were you ever accidentally drawn into her make-believe world?
18:00I feared for my life.
18:03Now, Jimmy, just how spoiled are your children?
18:06Because I feel like you were drawing on something there.
18:08The penne was a bit too specific.
18:10Is that from your life?
18:11Well, I think every child is specific.
18:13If the plate's blue and not green or there's a bowl or wanted a fork, not a small fork,
18:19not a large fork, I wanted a teaspoon, but they hide all the teaspoons.
18:23You can have a fine teaspoon and they just throw them everywhere and you just have to
18:26get a big spoon.
18:27I think Jimmy means yes.
18:32You got some more tantrum moves for me?
18:34They seem lovely, but there's something very dark hiding deep inside them.
18:37At least for their sake, I hope so.
18:39It's Luke and Danielle.
18:40Most sensational tantrum wins.
18:43Most sensational tantrum wins.
18:45Sensational.
18:46That's like so crazy you can't even believe it.
18:50I'm a pretty cool, calm, clexic guy.
18:52I don't know how to throw a tantrum.
18:54I'm going to make this look like you.
18:56Okay.
18:57And then I'm going to crack a tantrum about all your rules and regulations.
19:00We could orchestrate a fight scene.
19:02That's my tantrum.
19:04I've always wanted to choreograph a fight scene.
19:06Okay.
19:07Throw some evil eyes on him.
19:10Okay, so we need character backstories.
19:12Okay.
19:13I'll be the hero.
19:14And you're the guy who's a...
19:15Piece of shit.
19:16You're the polluter.
19:17Mr. Shit, did you say?
19:18I said piece of shit.
19:19Piece of shit.
19:20I like Mr. Shit.
19:21Mr. Shit?
19:22Well, well, well.
19:23Mr. Shit.
19:24Yeah, I can be Mr. Shit.
19:25Oh, you stole my hand like I had a spare.
19:32So that'll be the start.
19:33I should throw that down maybe.
19:35Maybe you rub it on the backside as a sign of disrespect.
19:38And then you litter it.
19:40So I'm like, I'm angry.
19:41I'm missing my third hand.
19:42Mm-hmm.
19:43And it's got bum on it.
19:44And you've littered it.
19:45You've just littered.
19:46Yeah.
19:47So that's like the trifecta.
19:48So one, two, three.
19:49And then I'm gonna spin around.
19:50Oh.
19:51And you're gonna block it with that one.
19:52Yeah.
19:53And then I'm gonna go...
19:54And you go...
19:59Okay, that's good enough, I think.
20:01And then I'll go...
20:04I think that's pretty good.
20:05Because I think with sound effects, that's gonna look real good too.
20:09Well, well, well.
20:11Mr. Shit.
20:12I've heard you've changed your ways.
20:14I have.
20:15And as a show of respect, I'm gonna shake your hand with my favourite hand.
20:19But don't take it off me and don't litter.
20:21And do not wipe it on your bum.
20:23I never pollute.
20:24Thank you.
20:28You son of a bitch, you've done all three things!
20:31Oh no!
20:35Oh, what a productive tantrum!
20:42Okay, now we just go get our Oscar.
20:47How much longer do I have?
20:4819 seconds.
20:4919 seconds.
20:50I'm gonna be angry at you for all the rules.
20:56Thanks, Danielle.
20:57Well, my time's up.
20:58I thought I had 15 minutes to plan and prepare.
21:01Plan and execute.
21:02Oh no!
21:03Goddammit!
21:04Take that, Cashman.
21:05You dog!
21:06Goddammit!
21:07Oh no!
21:08I thought I...
21:09Oh boy!
21:10Now I am real angry at you.
21:11None of this tantrum counts.
21:12Boy!
21:13That was a great tantrum, Danielle.
21:14It was the best tantrum we've seen so far.
21:15If it was in the competition, it would win.
21:16You said that you were gonna rage against all the rules and regulations.
21:30Would you say the rules and regulations were victorious?
21:33It was the best tantrum we've seen so far.
21:36If it was in the competition, it would win.
21:39You said that you were going to rage against all the rules and regulations.
21:43Would you say the rules and regulations were victorious?
21:48Not for my mental health, no.
21:51Now, Luke, we all know a big part of a tantrum is choreographing it beforehand.
21:56It was a very tidy and organised tantrum.
21:59I feel like you didn't actually let go at any point.
22:01Yeah, I did.
22:02As the character against my arch nemesis, Mr Shit.
22:06OK, is there anyone left?
22:09It was the most apprehensive I've been before shooting any part of this show.
22:13Next, it's Julia Morris.
22:16What can I work my way up into?
22:18It's just been absolutely infuriating me forever.
22:21Anything that's unfair.
22:24Nothing makes me turn more than things that are unjust.
22:28I'm ready.
22:30OK.
22:30Here's my tantrum.
22:32I think it's despicable the way women get paid
22:3830% less than their male counterparts
22:41when they're working.
22:42It doesn't matter which workplace you're in.
22:45Women are put right down.
22:47They're not allowed to really shine.
22:51There's even a little glass ceiling where you can't get higher.
22:58What makes women less than men?
23:02I don't know, Tom.
23:03What makes women less?
23:05It's hard to say, but I can tell you this.
23:08That's going to change if I have my way.
23:11I would just kill all the men and have women with the top wage.
23:18You want to know why we deserve the money that 30% can help with all the maintenance.
23:25Waxing.
23:26Waxing costs.
23:28Waxing costs.
23:29Tanning.
23:30That costs money too.
23:33We get the hair dye.
23:35We get the facials.
23:36You have your teeth done.
23:38You lift your tits up.
23:40It costs money.
23:43And it's simply not fair.
23:50Anyone who pays us less can get f***ed.
24:00So Julia, would this be a bad time for me to tell you that you're being paid less than
24:12me on this production?
24:13I have absolutely no doubt about that, Tom.
24:17Maybe even less than Tom Cashman.
24:19Okay, well you said a tantrum to song.
24:22Can a tantrum, you know, be a song?
24:24I guess I was focused on the word sensational.
24:27I felt like I was having a tantrum in my words.
24:30Yes.
24:31But making the entire thing rather sensational.
24:34Yes.
24:35Because who wouldn't want to see themselves like that on the television?
24:38Okay.
24:39All right.
24:40Well, I've got to come up with some scores, don't I?
24:42Mm-hmm.
24:43Straight away, I feel like Danielle, she's not disqualified.
24:45You didn't do anything wrong.
24:46There was just no tantrum that occurred in the allotted time.
24:49So...
24:50Yeah, it was just carefully doing crafts.
24:52Yes.
24:53But I'm going to give you one point.
24:55I think I've got to give Luke two, because even though I enjoyed it and found it very entertaining,
24:59it was a highly organised, choreographed, rehearsed tantrum that lacked a little bit of passion.
25:03Then I'm going to give three points to Nina for an unfocused tantrum.
25:06Four points to Jimmy for a very focused tantrum.
25:09But I think that the statement about gender equality...
25:12Which you take very seriously.
25:13I take it very seriously in the way that Julia Morris expressed that,
25:17by talking about a pubes in a song, is to be highly commended.
25:22So five points to Julia Morris.
25:24All right.
25:27Is it time for another task?
25:29Damn straight.
25:30This one is a bit of a collector's item.
25:46Ooh.
25:47Okay.
25:48That's a lot of buckets.
25:51Lovely colours.
25:52I hope these are just unrelated and you're like just moving house or something.
25:59Collect one of something.
26:01Two of something else.
26:03Three of something else.
26:04Four of something else.
26:05Five of something else.
26:06Six of something else.
26:07Do you reckon it's going to be seven of something else next?
26:10Seven of something else.
26:12Eight of something else.
26:13Nine of something else.
26:14Ten of something else.
26:15Eleven of something else.
26:16Twelve of something else.
26:17Fourteen of something else.
26:18So the 13 is missing.
26:19Oh no, 13.
26:20Did you expect me to catch that, Tom?
26:2316 of something else, 17 of something else, 18 of something else.
26:2519 of something else, 20 of something else.
26:29So you must bring all of your things back to the desk.
26:31Fastest wins, time starts now.
26:33Oh, wait, wait, wait.
26:36One.
26:40Our contestants will be collecting things, 197 of them to be exact.
26:44Okay, and now we'll collect hundreds of thousands of fans
26:48along the way with this riveting television.
26:49Who's first?
26:50It's our three youngest contestants.
26:53Here's Jimmy, Nina and Danielle.
26:55Well, my one thing is a GoPro.
26:5720 books.
26:59There we go.
27:00There's 19 somethings, so that's 19 something else's.
27:07I haven't done my two.
27:08What if I did a poop in there?
27:10That's not appropriate.
27:11Why did I say that?
27:12Oh, there's not 13 of something on there.
27:14Don't need that.
27:16There's 20 buckets, so that's that done.
27:18Oh, two hands.
27:19This is like moving day on Taskmaster.
27:2217, Tom.
27:26This is very smart, I think.
27:2812, 18, 16.
27:3114, 15, 17.
27:333, 8, 10 knives, Tom.
27:37I think I've done it.
27:38Stop the time, friend.
27:39Yeah, that's done.
27:41Oh my God, there's another task?
27:46Oh no.
27:48Return all of your things to their original location.
27:50Fastest wind.
27:53Your time starts now.
27:55I didn't even get some of this stuff off the shelf.
27:57Oh.
27:58Oh, where did these guys come from?
28:00I think it was over here.
28:01Googly eyes going there.
28:02Nachos going there.
28:03God dang it.
28:05What's next?
28:05Ah, pistachio.
28:06Textors go back on the shelf.
28:10That's where they were, definitely on the shelf.
28:13Definitely on the shelf.
28:14Got a pretty good memory, Tom.
28:15Is that where they were?
28:16Yes.
28:18Yes.
28:18You know we took photos.
28:20Good for you.
28:21Old ones, yeah.
28:22Old ones.
28:23Just got one there.
28:28What was that?
28:31100% sure about that.
28:33100% sure?
28:34We're getting there.
28:35Do I have to put the ones I ate back as well?
28:38I messed this up, I think, Tom.
28:43Done.
28:46Thank you.
28:50So, Danielle, you got a bit clever there,
28:52and you said the 20 buckets was your 20.
28:55Is that right?
28:56Well, I don't remember.
28:56This was filmed months ago.
28:58We just watched it.
29:01I wasn't listening to myself.
29:02I was listening to the other people.
29:04OK, Nina, you know how you're not fixated with shit?
29:08In yet another clip, just pulled out of the blue,
29:12you mentioned that you were going to do a number two
29:14in the two bucket.
29:16Yeah, that was a long time ago, guys.
29:18I've reformed.
29:19But you do realise if you did a number two in the two bucket,
29:21you'd be putting one thing in the two bucket?
29:23Not if I cut it in half.
29:25And, Jimmy, I think you were pretty quick at tidying up there,
29:30I feel.
29:31I think, yep.
29:32I collected a lot of things, 100 and whatever it was.
29:35Whether I got them back, I'm not quite sure.
29:37There were small discrepancies in where they put it back,
29:40but they all pretty much got it back where they fell.
29:42Nina spent 32 minutes and eight seconds.
29:46Danielle, 26 minutes and 27 seconds.
29:49And Jimmy took 18 minutes and 52 seconds.
29:52Ooh.
29:53You got anyone else throwing stuff into a bucket?
29:57They're the two oldest contestants.
29:59Hopefully they don't kick the bucket.
30:00It's Luke and Julia.
30:01Oh, does it have to be the same thing?
30:04All the information you need is in the tiles.
30:07I'm going to go to some of the bigger numbers first.
30:09Seven.
30:10What's that?
30:11What's this?
30:11This is these.
30:12That's, um...
30:14Everyone knows what this is.
30:15I reckon I can get 16 personal items.
30:17Nine drops of water.
30:20Eight.
30:21Nine.
30:21I'm a genius.
30:22OK, that's exactly three cups.
30:24In it goes.
30:25Good job.
30:2715 balloon kisses into a bucket.
30:29One.
30:30Two.
30:31Three.
30:32Four.
30:33Five.
30:34She'd have done this earlier.
30:35Six.
30:36Eleven.
30:37Actually, my favourite number.
30:39So let's fill it with something truly epic.
30:4117 cracked peppers.
30:43One.
30:44Two.
30:45Three.
30:45Four.
30:46Five.
30:46Six.
30:46I'm going to fill it with 11 bits of spit.
30:50Oh, right.
30:50OK.
30:51Yeah.
30:5713 compliments.
30:59You're gorgeous.
31:00You're the best.
31:00You're a lovely bucket.
31:02I bet you can hold a bunch of stuff.
31:05Well, add a bit of meat in it.
31:07Never seen a better bucket than you.
31:10Pink is a great colour.
31:11Oh, God.
31:12I'm running out of bucket.
31:12I'm very pretty.
31:15I've never had my head in a better thing.
31:22This is not amusing.
31:25Oh, no.
31:27Return all your things to the original.
31:31Well, I'm going to have to start with that while it's still fresh.
31:33OK.
31:34Here we go.
31:42Oh, last bit.
31:44Is that empty, do you reckon?
31:45Look, there's no drippies.
31:47Or do you want me to get in there and lick it?
31:48Oh, that's fine.
31:48OK.
31:49How am I going to put the compliments back?
31:51Eat shit.
31:51You're the worst.
31:53Worst bucket of all time.
31:55You will die alone because no one wants to date a bucket.
32:00I'll never support bucket equality.
32:02I mean, I normally wouldn't carry that much cash, but I was just really hoping to score.
32:06Oh, the bucket with all the kisses.
32:07How many kisses were a bit?
32:08Here we go.
32:14Back in the right spot.
32:24Julia, has it ever occurred to you to not be disgusting?
32:27I just had to do it.
32:29Like, I was there to jump in.
32:31There was not a drip left.
32:32I, even the tiny bit of meat, I...
32:36I was, yeah, I was committed.
32:41Luke, that's probably the nicest thing that anyone's ever said about a bucket.
32:45And so you put compliments in.
32:47Yeah.
32:47But then when you took them back out, they turned into insults.
32:50How does...
32:50I thought that would cancel them out.
32:52It's like, you know when you poo in the toilet and then you spray air freshener?
32:55Hang on, have you just turned into Nina?
32:59I'd like to point something out here.
33:01As some of the other contestants noticed,
33:03it wasn't necessary to do anything with the number 13.
33:06Oh, dear.
33:06Wish you'd told me that on the day.
33:10I really destroyed that bucket's confidence for no reason.
33:17Luke took 25 minutes and 31 seconds.
33:20Julia, 32 minutes and 9 seconds.
33:24OK.
33:25That means the overall scores are Julia with one point,
33:28Nina with two, Dania with three,
33:30Luke with four,
33:31and Jimmy wins the task with five points.
33:33OK, what's next, Tom?
33:37We don't usually do this,
33:38but we're going to sneak in a fourth proper task.
33:41Ooh!
33:42Well, if you've got one...
33:43I sure do,
33:44and I don't think you're going to like it.
33:46What's up?
34:02Ooh!
34:04Hello, Tom.
34:05Um, what are we doing?
34:07Yeah.
34:08I've got a locker with my own name on it.
34:17Uh, OK.
34:18There's some negative film in here?
34:21Just some photos taken of me against my will.
34:23No!
34:24This one's pretty rude.
34:26You're giving me the finger.
34:28Oh, right.
34:29All right.
34:31Take a secret photo of the taskmaster without them knowing.
34:35You must bring your secret photo to the record of episode 9.
34:41Most impressive secret photo wins.
34:45Am I going to...
34:45Ow!
34:47Am I allowed to keep this piece of paper so it reminds me?
34:49Because guess what's going to happen?
34:50Hmm.
34:51It's not going to remember.
34:51What if he catches you?
34:54Didn't say on there.
34:55All the information is in the task.
34:56All right.
34:57I'm going to get out of here because this is a future me problem.
35:10OK, well, I didn't know about this task.
35:13I can tell you this much.
35:14I didn't notice anyone taking my photos,
35:17so this is a little bit unnerving,
35:20but I'm cool under pressure, so I don't mind, I guess.
35:22All right.
35:22I think we've got Danielle's first.
35:27Oh.
35:28This is Tom Gleeson through the surveillance system.
35:34I snuck in there and Tom moves too fast to catch him
35:38in a way that doesn't make him look like an alien.
35:42Did you take the photo?
35:44Well, I took the screenshot of it
35:47and then that's technically then a photo.
35:49All right.
35:50What else do you have?
35:50Next up, we have Luke's.
35:54So this is Tom in his natural habitat,
35:56checking in at the hotel.
35:59We get the car home together.
36:01The whole time we were talking, Tom,
36:03I kept having my phone up like this,
36:04but I'm like,
36:05I was really enjoying our chat.
36:07I didn't want to ruin our friendship
36:08by taking a photo of you
36:09and then not being able to tell you why.
36:12I think I remember this night.
36:13You're off your nut.
36:17So I've got more of a paparazzi style one behind a bush.
36:21All right.
36:22Who else do we go?
36:22Okay.
36:23Next up, we have Jimmy's submission.
36:25This is you and your natural habitat.
36:26And it also answers the age-old question,
36:31do the curtains match the drapes?
36:33Oh, okay.
36:35So the drapes fell out naturally?
36:38It's a renovation.
36:40You do look good in a turtleneck.
36:41Oh, thanks.
36:42It's pretty good.
36:43Are you implying that I went to that waxing salon
36:46and got waxed and then walked out
36:49and my head was slightly larger than it should be?
36:52I was just across the road with a long lens.
36:54We have Nina's.
36:59There's a part two to this
37:01because I thought that you wouldn't like this task
37:03that Tom Cashman set up to you.
37:05So can we get the second photo?
37:12Okay, what else do you have?
37:13Well, we've only got one left
37:14and it's Julia's submission.
37:16This actually has a story behind it.
37:18Oh.
37:19So I went onto your Instagram
37:20and I realised that you were on tour with Hard Quiz.
37:23Oh.
37:24And about a week after I got the task,
37:27you were in Tasmania.
37:29Oh.
37:30So I went out to Melbourne Airport
37:32and I was like,
37:33ooh, I wonder if this is Tom.
37:35Yeah.
37:36I'm like, no, that's not Tom.
37:38I was like, do you know what?
37:39I wonder if this is Tom.
37:40Oh, no, that's not Tom.
37:42Is that Tom?
37:43No, that is not Tom.
37:45So then I'm like,
37:45well, maybe you've flown the night before
37:47and I've missed my opportunity.
37:48So I went through security
37:49and then I found him.
37:51Oh, that's me.
37:52Here he goes.
37:54So then,
37:55it doesn't end there, my friend.
37:57I then followed you.
37:59Oh, shit.
38:03Oh, no.
38:04So this was the look out the front
38:16while you were waiting for your car.
38:18Oh, yeah, no, you're not happy.
38:21Your car was taking ages.
38:24I'm like, I am a much bigger star.
38:26Then I followed Tom to his hotel.
38:30What?
38:33There was a lot of adrenaline going on that day
38:35and I thought,
38:37he's up in his room now
38:38and I don't want to blow it
38:39so what I'm going to do
38:40is go and take a nice photo of myself
38:41with the task outside your theatre,
38:43which I did.
38:44I asked Julia for some statistics.
38:53She spent more than $950.
38:57She travelled more than 875 kilometres.
39:01There seems to be one
39:04that had a bit more effort put into it
39:05than the others.
39:07Maybe starting at the bottom,
39:09I'm going to say,
39:09Luke's was pretty feeble.
39:10He just took a photo of me at the hotel.
39:12He could have taken a much more damaging one
39:14that other night
39:14when we were out on the tiles.
39:16So one point to Luke.
39:17Nina just took a photo in the corridor
39:18so that's two points to Nina.
39:20Again, Danielle, though,
39:21three points
39:22because it was just a security cam shot.
39:24Jimmy went to a lot of effort with this.
39:27Photoshop.
39:28So I'm giving you four points.
39:29Thank you.
39:30But just for the sheer effort and adventure,
39:32it has to be five points.
39:33To Julia Morris.
39:36What has that done
39:38to our episode scoreboard tonight?
39:41The winner at the moment
39:42is Jimmy with 19 points.
39:43Oh, OK.
39:45OK.
39:46Well, this seems like a good point to ask.
39:48What are the scores overall
39:49for the whole series?
39:50We have Luke in fifth place
39:51on 117 points.
39:52But the current winner
39:53is Julia with 144 points.
39:57All right.
39:59Thanks for that, Tom.
40:01As for me, I'm still reeling.
40:02I have no choice
40:03but to punish you all
40:04with a live task.
40:06Get on stage!
40:11Tom, I'm deeply intrigued.
40:12What's going on here?
40:13Luke, please read the task.
40:15Bounce or don't bounce on your tramp
40:24or bounce or don't bounce on your step.
40:26If you trick the taskmaster
40:28into thinking you're on a tramp
40:29instead of step
40:30or on step instead of tramp,
40:33you will progress to the next round.
40:34Last to trick the taskmaster wins.
40:36a bonus point will be awarded
40:38for the most joyous bouncing.
40:40Taskmaster, please turn around
40:42if you may.
40:43Please select your tramp
40:45or your step.
40:58Taskmaster, please turn back around
40:59and make your first guess.
41:03Yay!
41:04Woo!
41:09I think Luke is on a step.
41:12Incorrect.
41:13I think Danielle is on a step.
41:17Correct.
41:18I think Nina
41:20is stepping on a step.
41:24Incorrect.
41:26I think Julie is being stationary
41:28kind of on a trampoline
41:30but in a joyful way.
41:32100% correct.
41:34I think Jimmy is pretending
41:35to bounce on a step.
41:37Correct.
41:40Taskmaster, could you please
41:42turn around?
41:43Hurry up, Nina.
41:55Woo!
41:56Yeah!
41:57Oh my God, this is fun!
42:01I feel like they might be going
42:02for a double bluff here,
42:03so maybe...
42:04I feel like Luke is on a step
42:07and Nina is on a trampoline
42:11but pretending it's a step.
42:13No!
42:14You are correct in Nina's case,
42:16incorrect in Luke's case.
42:17Luke is the winner.
42:18What?
42:18What?
42:27Only one person can be the winner
42:29and leave with Nina's laxative.
42:32Our live task saw Jimmy, Danielle and Julia
42:35get one point,
42:37Nina got three points
42:38and Luke got five points.
42:43However,
42:44there's a joyousness bonus point
42:45which you now have to choose.
42:48I'm going to give it to Luke.
42:49He was forever joyous
42:51when he was bouncing away.
42:54So what's that done to the episode scoreboard?
42:56The winner of the episode is Jimmy with 20 points.
42:59Whoa!
43:00Congratulations, Jimmy.
43:03Five desirable running things are yours.
43:06Get up on that stage,
43:07suck them up
43:08and take them home.
43:09you're a winner.
43:10Yeah!
43:13We are nine episodes down.
43:16Just one hour of thrilling television
43:18separates us
43:19and our first ever
43:20Taskmaster Australia winner.
43:21We learned that if you say something nice to a bucket,
43:24it's pretty hard to take it back.
43:25And I personally learned
43:28that I need to hire 24-7 personal security
43:31to keep on the lookout for Julia Morris.
43:36But most of all,
43:37we learned that our episode nine winner
43:39is Jimmy!
43:40Give him the love you believe he deserves.
43:44We'll see you next week
43:45for the grand finale of Taskmaster Australia.
43:48CHEERING
43:49And we'll see you next week.
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