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00:30Yes, welcome, friends and foes alike, to the season finale of Taskmaster.
00:41I am Tom Gleeson, and you should have figured that out by now.
00:44In this show, I'm not the regular Tom Gleeson, you know, from countless other television appearances.
00:49I am a different, better version of me.
00:52I am the Taskmaster!
00:53For the last ten weeks, I have put five of Australia's most available comedians through a series of rigorous tasks, breaking their hearts and souls in the process.
01:05Why would they do it?
01:06Well, it's to win this, the most glamorous prize in Australian television history.
01:10My head painted gold worth approximately 45 million Australian dollars.
01:15It's bloody gorgeous, isn't it?
01:18Let's make them feel welcome.
01:20One last time, it's our season one cast.
01:23Daniel Walker!
01:25Jimmy Rees!
01:27Julia Morris!
01:29Luke McGregor!
01:30And Nina Ryama!
01:32And of course, where would I be without my special boy, it's Tom Cashman.
01:42All right, Tom, tell us about our final prize task of the season.
01:45Tonight, our contestants have been asked to bring in the best thing from the Taskmaster's year of birth, which I hope it's okay if I reveal, is 1974.
01:54The person who brings in the prize that the Taskmaster considers to be the best will take home five points,
01:58and at the end of the episode, whoever wins this episode will take home all five prizes.
02:03Okay.
02:04Julia, what did you bring in from the year of my birth?
02:07I did some interweb research and had a little sniff around.
02:10I got a copy of Nixon's letter of resignation.
02:15Oh, really?
02:15The actual resignation letter?
02:18Well, it's not the actual, it's a copy of the actual.
02:21Okay, so you've printed out a PDF that you found on the internet.
02:25Essentially, yes.
02:26But I think we all know when it comes to effort, that's not really my bag.
02:33Intriguing.
02:34Nina, what have you got?
02:35So I brought something that was actually printed in 1974, which is a coin.
02:39It's a 10 cent coin.
02:40Okay.
02:41From 1974.
02:42Amazing!
02:431974.
02:43Oh, wow.
02:44I realise now that I cannot win Taskmaster, and earlier I bet Tom Cashman $50 that I would win.
02:51So this is $49.90 in coins, which makes this 10 cent thing the best thing for Tom Cashman
02:58to get all the money from the bet.
03:00Right.
03:02But what if you don't win this episode, and the 10 cents goes to someone else?
03:06How do I get paid?
03:09I don't know.
03:10Find a way.
03:11I don't know if that's how bets work.
03:13You just give the person an opportunity to go find that amount of money from elsewhere.
03:17Okay, I feel like you might have walked past a great result into this result.
03:24Moving on.
03:25Luke, what did you bring in?
03:26A fun fact and a thing.
03:29Oh, okay.
03:31In 1974, this was invented.
03:35Oh!
03:36The Rubik's Cube.
03:39What's your fun fact about it?
03:41Well, that is the fun fact that it was invented in 1974.
03:44Do you want me to tell you a fun fact?
03:45After Mr Rubik made the Rubik's Cube, he couldn't solve it himself.
03:49Oh, really?
03:50Yeah, that was a fun fact, wasn't it?
03:51Yeah, it was.
03:52I just wanted to highlight how unfun your fact was.
03:56Danielle, what did you bring in?
03:57I thought the best thing from the year of the Taskmaster's birth would be you, the Taskmaster.
04:02Oh.
04:02So I brought in something from your vast body of work to sort of represent you.
04:08It's your album with your band, The Fantastic Leslie.
04:12Oh, wow.
04:12Um, I also, for the inside cover, because a lot of CDs I had growing up had posters inside,
04:18so I made this one of you.
04:21Oh.
04:23That's lovely, Danielle.
04:24Thank you.
04:25I feel genuinely touched and ripped.
04:30Jimmy, what have you got for me from 1974?
04:32There was a famous fight in 1974, the Rumble in the Jungle, Muhammad Ali, George Foreman.
04:37And I, I brought in George Foreman grill.
04:44Okay.
04:46You're saying that represents George Foreman and his big fight was from 1974?
04:51Yeah, yeah.
04:52Massive fight.
04:53He lost.
04:53But he did go on to create one of the best grilling utensils in the world.
05:01Are you being paid by George Foreman grills?
05:04Maybe.
05:06Thanks for that, Jimmy.
05:06I've got to give away some points.
05:08On one point, I'm going to have to say Julia, because she printed out a PDF from the internet.
05:12Aw.
05:13Luke with the Rubik's Cube.
05:15I'm going to give you two points, because your fact was just so unfun.
05:19I played myself.
05:22Jimmy's George Foreman grill.
05:23I prefer using an actual grill, so I'll give you three points.
05:26Nina, for being factually accurate, is getting four points for the 10 cent coin.
05:30But I was just so genuinely touched by Danielle.
05:33Giving me all those beautiful memories of my heyday when I was in a band in inner city Sydney.
05:37So five points to Danielle!
05:39OK, let's give this X some stakes.
05:45How is the overall scoreboard looking thus far?
05:48So the series scoreboard is currently thus.
05:52In fifth place, Luke has 125 points.
05:55Then we've got Nina with 127.
05:57Then we have Jimmy with 140.
05:59Danielle with 144.
06:01And Julia is ahead by two points with 146 points.
06:06Ooh!
06:06All right!
06:10Next, we've assigned our contestants a pencil case.
06:13Hello, Thomas.
06:29Hi, Danielle.
06:30Hey, Nina.
06:31Hey, girl.
06:32It's a little eggplant.
06:34These are the very essence of a night out for me.
06:37A pencil and an eggplant?
06:38Yes, sir.
06:39Stick a pencil in this aubergine.
06:45From the furthest distance.
06:47Furthest distance wins.
06:48You have 15 minutes.
06:50Stick a pencil in this aubergine.
06:51What's that last line?
06:52Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
06:53What is my block with your time starts now?
06:56I think potentially that it benefits you to omit that part.
06:59Oh, no, I'm not that bright, mate.
07:04All they have to do is stick a pencil into an aubergine.
07:07Where I come from, a pencil in an eggplant is also known as an Officeworks kebab.
07:11Who's first, Tom?
07:12It's the bloody boys, Luke and Jimmy.
07:16Stick it in there from the furthest distance.
07:19It doesn't say you get one attempt, so I'm just going to see how easy it goes in.
07:25That's pretty...
07:27I might not get better than that.
07:29If I put this on the end of this anchor and then drop the anchor on the aubergine from,
07:32say, the balcony, I don't think anyone's going to be able to beat that.
07:35I'm using gravity, Tom.
07:37I'm going to use gravity.
07:39That's pretty high, right?
07:40That's pretty high.
07:41That's as long as anyone can make a stick.
07:44Damn!
07:44Do you mind?
07:45That's it.
07:46Good one.
07:46So, this is going to sound a little dodgy.
07:49I need you to stand under the aubergine and just see if I'm lined up correctly.
07:53I won't drop it.
07:53Stand under the aubergine.
07:55I just need to see if I'm lined up properly if I hold it like this.
08:01Tom.
08:02That hit it.
08:03But it didn't stick in.
08:04Okay, please, please, please work.
08:11Tom, that was your fault.
08:15How's the pencil?
08:16The pencil not broken.
08:17Oh, it's not broken.
08:18It's just retracted.
08:19I wonder if I could use something else to weigh it.
08:22I'm just going in the kitchen for a second.
08:24Okay.
08:25Do you think seafarers from hundreds of years ago would ever have foreseen a use of an anchor
08:30like this?
08:30Not a HB.
08:34How long do I have?
08:36Eight minutes.
08:36Eight minutes.
08:37That's all right.
08:37Yeah, I'm cool with that.
08:38Okay, Tom, same deal.
08:39Potentially move a bit to your right.
08:43Damn it!
08:45Oh!
08:48Oh, that felt like it hit it.
08:52There's a pencil size hole in the aubergine.
08:53Look at the pencil.
08:54Look at this.
08:54Look at that.
08:56Just get it in the damn aubergine.
08:58Yes!
09:00Here!
09:06Wow.
09:06So, Jimmy, you went up to the balcony to get maximum distance and then left the eggplant
09:11on the plinth.
09:12Yeah, I know.
09:13I know.
09:14I saw it on the ground with Luke.
09:16I'm like, you idiot!
09:18Now, Luke, you've gone for a very loose definition of sticking something in.
09:22It didn't stay in.
09:24Now I'm worried that I played myself once again.
09:26I mean, I went in and then went out.
09:32The wording of the task did not specify anything about staying in.
09:35It says, stick a pencil in this aubergine from the furthest distance.
09:38Yeah, so it's stuck in there for a brief moment before being completely destroyed by the way
09:43heavier anchor.
09:44Okay.
09:44And in the end, it was the friends we made along the way.
09:50Okay.
09:51How did they do?
09:52So, Jimmy stuck the pencil in from a distance of 4.24 metres.
09:56Luke stuck the pencil in from 4.45 metres away.
10:00So, just 20 centimetres further.
10:03All right, who's next?
10:05It's Danielle and Julia.
10:07Yay!
10:08I'm just going to test out a couple of ideas.
10:10Let's just see.
10:12I'll just kind of...
10:13No, that's...
10:16Oh, that's inappropriate.
10:17I'm so sorry.
10:18In the workplace, you shouldn't have to be under that sort of pressure.
10:22I'm just going to hollow out this aubergine print.
10:25Make that wider.
10:26Are you a target?
10:27No, that's gone right over the pencil.
10:30Are you good with knots?
10:31I know how to tie a bowline and a reef knot
10:34and a sheep shank and a cloth hitch,
10:35but I haven't used fishing line,
10:37and I think this is very hard to tie
10:39because those knots don't freaking stay in place.
10:42Maybe I'll just get a little closer.
10:44No.
10:45I'm going to try this
10:47because I just need to get something again.
10:50Ah!
10:53Get in there.
10:55I think that's stuck a bit.
10:57The furthest distance from where?
11:00Do you know what I mean?
11:01I'm just going to go and check my work.
11:09Yeah, that's...
11:10Yeah, that's stuck.
11:11Was it stuck before you touched it?
11:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:13You haven't stuck it from closer?
11:15No.
11:16So what's happened to you?
11:17You've...
11:18Yes, well, I've just stuck the pencil in
11:20and then I've chucked it a long way.
11:21So how far would you argue
11:24you stuck the pencil into the aubergine?
11:26Oh, boys, I reckon...
11:27I reckon I probably would have been about 17 centimetres.
11:30How long's my art?
11:31I think you could argue
11:32it would be impossible
11:33to stick the pencil into the aubergine
11:34from less far away.
11:36You stuck in the fishing wire?
11:38Yeah.
11:38Bye.
11:48So, Julia, what tasks were you completing?
11:51I mean, who would know looking at that?
11:53Do you know what I mean?
11:54Like, it would appear that I do lose interest
11:57halfway through tasks
11:58and whatever will be, will be.
12:00Danielle, you went to all that trouble
12:03with the ladder
12:04and then you just poked it in at the end.
12:07I was just checking it was definitely in.
12:09It was already in.
12:10It was in.
12:11And then you pushed it further in.
12:12Yeah, just to really feel the texture.
12:14Oh, so you were just after some sensory rush afterwards
12:18just to go, oh, that felt good.
12:19Yeah.
12:20How did they do?
12:22So, Danielle's distance is 2.2 metres
12:24and Julia's attempt is so bad...
12:28LAUGHTER
12:29It makes you ask existential questions
12:32like, how far are you away from something
12:34that you are literally holding in your hand?
12:37So I would argue for 0 metres.
12:41OK, well, who's next, Tom?
12:43It's Nina Oyama.
12:45Oh, nice hat.
12:46Oh, thank you.
12:47Do you want to ask what it's for?
12:48What's it for?
12:49Flare, babe.
12:50Look it up.
12:51OK.
12:52It says,
12:53A flare is a type of pyrotechnic
12:55that produces a bright light or intense heat
12:57without an explosion.
12:58Do you not think this hat does that?
13:01No.
13:03It's poker time.
13:05What?
13:07Do you have the pencil?
13:09I don't have the pencil.
13:10Have you lost the pencil?
13:11Yeah.
13:14Does anybody have a pencil?
13:18Oh, it's here!
13:20It was here the whole time!
13:22I'm pre-holing the aubergine.
13:24It will make it easier to get it in
13:26because it'll already have a hole in it.
13:29It's still...
13:30No!
13:30No!
13:32What?
13:33Ah!
13:34That's pretty good.
13:35That angle, I feel like,
13:36will be a good whole angle.
13:37I mean, the angle's great.
13:38Man, I'm all about angles.
13:41Gradients.
13:42Pythagoras.
13:43You know, the boys.
13:44The boys, gradient, and Pythagoras.
13:46You've got two minutes, ten seconds.
13:48Shit.
13:48Okay.
13:52It's just got to be in the light.
13:54There we go.
13:54Okay.
13:59Yay!
14:05I have to say,
14:06that was really fun to watch.
14:08It was classic Nina.
14:10At first, you lost the pencil.
14:12You broke the eggplant.
14:14You wasted time getting a hat
14:15that you didn't need.
14:16But then,
14:18you completed the task.
14:20What is going on?
14:22I think it was the hat.
14:24I should have worn it in every task.
14:25Nina's length is 7.62 metres.
14:31Okay, then.
14:33So, Julia receives one point for zero metres.
14:36Danielle gets two.
14:37Jimmy gets three.
14:39Luke gets four.
14:39And the winner of the task is Nina with five points.
14:43And what are the scores so far for the episode?
14:45The winner so far is Nina with nine points.
14:48Oh, okay.
14:51More tasks.
14:52Thank you, Tom Cashman.
14:54Okay, but I'm sorry because I've only got a little one.
14:56Oh.
14:56What?
14:57Ah, hello, Tom.
15:13Oh, okay.
15:15So, you've reached out to the shareholders for this envelope.
15:18This is very cute.
15:19You still look normal size, though,
15:21but this seems tinier.
15:23I'm just bigger.
15:27Do you know how to use one of these?
15:29I wouldn't have thought it was that complicated.
15:31It's actually...
15:33Make a miniature version of yourself.
15:37Best miniature wins.
15:38You have 25 minutes.
15:40It's your time.
15:41Starts now.
15:42Oh.
15:44Beautiful.
15:45Okay, miniature version of myself.
15:47I think I've got an idea.
15:48I think I know how to...
15:49I think I've found a loophole in this challenge.
15:50I'm going to take a hat for luck.
15:52I always feel like I do my best work in a hat.
15:58So, pretty simple stuff here.
16:01Our contestants just have to make a miniature version of themselves
16:03and the best miniature wins.
16:05Okay.
16:06Who's first, then?
16:07It's an awesome foursome.
16:08It's Nina, Julia, Danielle and Jimmy.
16:10I don't want to brag,
16:12but I've got a feeling I'm going to be good at this.
16:13I have this theory
16:14that if you, like,
16:16mush jelly things together,
16:17they will turn into Play-Doh.
16:20Do you have a lot of these kinds of theories?
16:22Yeah.
16:23What I'm going to do,
16:24actually make a great big masking tape, Lady J.
16:27Okay.
16:27Do you reckon?
16:28Have you made a miniature before?
16:29I've made a miniature
16:31of my granddad's German shepherd, Shep.
16:34It's him riding a lawnmower.
16:36I'm really going to get the scale right.
16:38Two heads,
16:39three.
16:40My body's looking good,
16:41although I have lost a bit of weight,
16:43so let's bring it in there.
16:45I like how now you've developed a technique.
16:46It's called the Oyama Technique.
16:49Why is it called that?
16:50Because it's full of holes
16:51and it doesn't work.
16:53Weight.
16:54As in, like,
16:55it's got flaws to the plan
16:57rather than, like,
16:58physical holes.
16:59It's not what it sounded like.
17:00No, yeah, I...
17:01Yeah.
17:02Can I borrow you for a second time?
17:04Sure.
17:04So that's one,
17:05and then two,
17:07and then three.
17:08I think you're three J-H's wide.
17:10We're getting somewhere.
17:12Look,
17:12one arm is longer than the other.
17:13That is actually factual
17:15in my own life.
17:16Okay.
17:16Look at that.
17:17Right.
17:18And that's not just a trick
17:19with your shoulders?
17:20No.
17:21Okay.
17:21I should have told you
17:22about this task in advance, Tom.
17:23I've got to borrow
17:24all my craft supplies with me.
17:26Oh, that looks horrific.
17:27These are the proportions.
17:28So there's a head here.
17:30How long are your legs
17:30and your arms?
17:33Careful.
17:35One.
17:36Gee, the boobs are good.
17:37Shouldn't have made them red,
17:38though.
17:38I can barely see them,
17:38but it could mean,
17:39like, it looks like I'm in the nude.
17:42Six minutes.
17:42Oh, my gosh, Tom.
17:43This is very stressful.
17:45How would we work out
17:46how big my eyes are
17:47compared to a J-H?
17:49One.
17:51Two.
17:52Less than two minutes.
17:53Oh, shit.
17:54We're going straight
17:54into building, I think.
17:55Oh, my gosh, Tom.
17:56It's a battle against the clock.
17:58Now I'm panicking a little bit
17:59because I don't know
17:59if I have enough time for this.
18:03Do you want it?
18:05Perfect.
18:05This doesn't look as luxurious
18:07as I imagined.
18:08That is really not working out
18:12as I hoped.
18:13It looks like Piglet.
18:15This is like if Piglet
18:17was in, like, Blade Runner.
18:20That would have changed
18:20the movie Blade Runner
18:21quite substantially.
18:23God, the presh, babe,
18:24the presh.
18:25Oh, it looks like
18:26I'm in a bathing suit.
18:27It's not in proportion
18:28to the trolley.
18:30OK.
18:31I'm saying I'm done.
18:34Thanks, Julie.
18:34Thanks, babes.
18:35It's doing this.
18:41OK, well, let's have a look
18:42at the finished products.
18:43There's all your fine work.
18:44Now, Jimmy,
18:45you're very preoccupied
18:46with proportion.
18:48Yeah.
18:48Can you talk us through
18:49the thinking process?
18:50You kept talking about a J-H.
18:51That's a Jimmy's head.
18:52Oh, OK.
18:53And it's completely
18:54in proportion.
18:56OK.
18:57Don't ask me what a J-C is.
18:59Like...
19:00Nina, I'm not sure
19:02it looks much like you,
19:03but it does look like
19:04a tasty snack.
19:05And so do I.
19:06Yeah, it was all made
19:09out of lollies
19:09and when I was cutting it,
19:11they gave me gloves
19:12because they didn't trust
19:13me with the knife.
19:15Danielle,
19:16craft, as we know,
19:17is your specialty.
19:18You must have been very happy
19:19about this challenge.
19:20It didn't feel like
19:21my specialty in this challenge.
19:22I really thought
19:23when I put that hair on,
19:24it was just going to fall
19:25luxuriously into a wig,
19:28but it just looks
19:30quite creepy.
19:32And why were you on a tractor?
19:34What was the thinking there?
19:35Oh, because I did
19:36a miniature of my grandad's
19:37dog Shep riding a lawnmower.
19:38I saw the tractor
19:39and was like,
19:40oh, a homage to my own.
19:43So you did an homage
19:44to your own artwork
19:45that nobody's seen
19:48or heard of.
19:50Julia.
19:51How good is it?
19:52How good is it?
19:53It's amazing.
19:54Isn't it?
19:55I'll be honest with you.
19:56If I was cleaning up
19:57after a kid's birthday
19:58and that was on the floor,
19:59I don't think I would identify
20:01that it was something
20:02that someone had done
20:02on purpose.
20:03All right.
20:06Anyone left?
20:07Sure is.
20:07It's Luke McGregor.
20:10Take a photo of me
20:11with the iPad.
20:12Okay.
20:16Okay.
20:17So,
20:18okay, screenshot now.
20:20Oh, you did it.
20:21Miniature me.
20:23You can't get
20:24something smaller than that.
20:26Are you happy with that?
20:28Less so now.
20:30Okay.
20:31Take another screenshot.
20:33Okay.
20:34Look how small it is.
20:36Try getting small as a man.
20:37That's you.
20:38That's me.
20:39There's me there.
20:40It's me.
20:41So.
20:42Okay.
20:43Yeah.
20:43No one's going to do
20:44smaller than that.
20:47I'd love to see him try,
20:48especially if I do this.
20:50So there we go.
20:51So there we go.
20:52So I'm very happy with that.
20:53So that's you.
20:54That's me there.
20:55Yeah, you can see.
20:57And you don't think anyone
20:58can do any smaller than that?
20:59I guess we only,
21:00how much time we got left?
21:0114 minutes and 56 seconds.
21:03Let's treat ourselves
21:04to one more.
21:05Okay, yep.
21:05Put it down.
21:06Okay.
21:09So that's,
21:10that's the blue.
21:11So the yellow's around the blue?
21:13The yellow's are,
21:14we might have gone too small.
21:15Lost you.
21:16That's too close to the sun there.
21:17We'll have to go back one.
21:18So is that your entry or?
21:19That, that, that can't be.
21:20It's too small.
21:20But this one,
21:21this is still small,
21:22but you can still,
21:23you can still read it.
21:24So there's the blue.
21:24So that's the blue.
21:25There's the blue.
21:25And you're in the blue.
21:26I'm in the blue, so.
21:27We know that.
21:28Yeah, yeah.
21:28So that's,
21:28that's the officially smallest we can go.
21:30Do you think anyone will get smaller?
21:32No.
21:32They can't.
21:33We've already proved it.
21:34That was the smallest you can get.
21:37Okay.
21:39Luke,
21:40that was some great lateral thinking.
21:41You were very small.
21:43So that's a great job.
21:44What was the task again?
21:45Best miniature wins.
21:47Best miniature wins.
21:49May have played myself
21:50a third time.
21:52It would be good to compare it
21:54if we're going to try to find the best one.
21:56So can we just get all the miniatures back up there?
21:58Well, I do like what Luke was coming up with,
22:05but I'm going to have to give him one point.
22:07Two points to Julia,
22:08because like I said,
22:09it looks like a random assembly of things
22:11that you'd find on the floor
22:12and throw in the bin.
22:13Jimmy's for three points.
22:14Nina's looks like a real tasty snack,
22:16so I'm giving her four points,
22:18but just because of the memories
22:19of Danielle's weird Queensland upbringing,
22:22I'm giving her five points
22:24for her frightened tiny miniature.
22:25All right, Tom,
22:29you got something different for me?
22:31No, I've got something extremely similar.
22:33Here's our final team task for the season.
22:46Hello.
22:48Hello.
22:49Hello.
22:51After you.
22:52Why are you so perfect?
22:54Oh!
22:54Who is this?
22:56Guess.
22:57Uh, blue, red pants.
22:59You?
23:00Is this you as Jimmy Giggle?
23:02Is that you?
23:02Yeah, that's my one.
23:03How good do you look?
23:04Yours is also,
23:05I love the lopsided tits.
23:07That is the very representation.
23:08That is me, that is me.
23:09That's you, you made that of you?
23:10I did make that of me.
23:11All right, I'm in.
23:13Babes, here we go.
23:14Film the most phenomenal fight scene
23:18starring your miniatures.
23:20You have 60 minutes,
23:21your time starts now.
23:22Where's the mini version of you?
23:26Oh.
23:27Oh.
23:28Yeah.
23:29Deranged, Luke.
23:30That's all.
23:31Should we make like a city
23:32and you can come in
23:33and destroy it or something cool?
23:35Yes.
23:35I think we do it flatly.
23:37You're a genius.
23:38What do we think about like these?
23:39Like we make some bills?
23:40Oh.
23:40I couldn't dig that more.
23:42Well, well, well.
23:44If it isn't blah, blah, blah,
23:45they're here.
23:46Bring it on.
23:46And they walk towards each other.
23:48That's the first shot.
23:49How's that?
23:49Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
23:50What are they fighting about, you know?
23:52Maybe you didn't like Jimmy's latest TikTok.
23:54So do you want to be like a...
23:58Like a...
23:59I can't...
23:59Yeah, I feel Godzilla vibes.
24:01It does join.
24:02Yes, look at that.
24:03What a way to save money on artists
24:04just to cut your art in half.
24:06Yeah.
24:06I don't even know where I went to.
24:08Oh, you're on the back table.
24:09I don't want to say anything,
24:10but it was very easy to confuse
24:12your figurine with the junk
24:13that was on the table.
24:17Listen, you don't want this fight
24:18to be real.
24:19Wow, OK.
24:23Well, a fight scene.
24:26A chance for Luke McGregor
24:27to redeem himself, perhaps,
24:29for his shithouse one last week.
24:32Would you like to see a fight scene?
24:33Oh, yes, I'm bang for blood.
24:35Here's Danielle versus Julia.
24:36You suck, dude.
24:54Get over here.
24:56Take that.
24:57Take that.
25:00Ow!
25:02I'm not yet.
25:03I'm not yet.
25:06I'll pop your teeth.
25:12I'll pop it.
25:13I'll pop the teeth.
25:14Just really...
25:16Just...
25:17Oh, they're good.
25:18They're strong.
25:20Take that, teeth.
25:22You light up the TMT with my gun.
25:25Don't you take the last of my hair.
25:27Five, four, three, two, one.
25:32Drop the gun!
25:34Anything else?
25:40Miniatures.
25:41Oh, yes.
25:41Ha, ha, ha, ha.
25:43Ha, ha, ha, ha.
25:47Woo-hoo!
25:50Boom!
25:52We did it!
25:53We did it!
25:54Ah, yes.
25:56It was great to see you do the dance one last time.
25:59Yes.
26:00Zero points.
26:01Thank you.
26:01I must admit, when I saw all that stuff there on the table, I thought, this is going to be
26:05a disaster, but that actually turned out quite well.
26:07We were very good, absolutely.
26:09Yeah.
26:10Yeah, yeah.
26:10What did you say right in the middle of the film?
26:12I've got to pop your tit.
26:14Yeah.
26:15I think.
26:16It's a hard tit to pop.
26:18It is a hard tit to pop.
26:19Bring on the other fight, Tom Cashman.
26:24All right.
26:25Here's a lolly woman versus a pile of hair versus a few pixels on an iPad.
26:29It's Nina, Jimmy and Luke.
26:32You found me.
26:35You flushed my goatfish down the toilet.
26:38It deserved it.
26:39Prepare to die.
26:41Die, Jimmy, die.
27:08Die.
27:09Die.
27:09Die.
27:10Die.
27:10Well, well, well.
27:12Who are you?
27:13You're too small.
27:14Can you zoom in?
27:15You got it.
27:16Well done, Nina.
27:17I'm the final boss.
27:20You'll never defeat me.
27:24Yay, I won.
27:26Victorious.
27:28All right, guys.
27:29Very good.
27:29Well done, Tim.
27:30Well done, Tim.
27:31Well done, Tim.
27:31I never thought I'd say this in this series, but the bad improv group was entertaining.
27:41Oh, my God.
27:44That was actually impressive.
27:46Thank you.
27:47And very creative.
27:48How did we arrive at getting you in there?
27:50We wrote a script.
27:51We wrote a script.
27:51What?
27:52That had a script?
27:53Yeah, we had a script.
27:54Yeah.
27:55I didn't need to say it was that good.
27:57I should give some scores.
27:59Mm-hmm.
28:00Okay.
28:00Well, it's pretty easy.
28:01They're both very impressive, but I feel like the bad improv group.
28:04Oh, sorry, we didn't have a script.
28:05We had a storyboard.
28:06I wrote a storyboard.
28:07Yes.
28:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:08I think he was going to give us some points to win.
28:11Just shut up.
28:12Yeah.
28:13It was all improvised and there was no storyboard or no script.
28:16Stop improvising.
28:19Oh, God.
28:21The bad improv group are hell-bent on self-destruction.
28:25They were both very impressive, but I think that the bad improv group was just slightly ahead,
28:30so I'm going to give you 555, Danielle, and Julia, 44.
28:33Oh, lovely, lovely, lovely.
28:38Tom Cashman, what's next?
28:40It's our last proper task of the season.
28:42I thought we'd wrap things up with a Taskmaster Christmas party.
28:45Oh.
28:45Oh.
29:01Ooh.
29:03Oh, hello.
29:05Merry Christmas.
29:06Merry Christmas.
29:07Thank you, baby boy.
29:09I just saw my name written all over that paper.
29:11I thought how lovely.
29:12Oh.
29:13It's Tom the Christmas elf.
29:15You've done something with your ears.
29:18Let's open this bad boy up.
29:20Okay.
29:20Open the golden present.
29:24But it's hard to tell because they're all wrapped up.
29:27You may only open one present at a time.
29:29Before opening each present, you must sing a different royalty...
29:32You must sing a different royalty-free Christmas carol.
29:36You may not leave the lab until the golden present is opened.
29:42Fastest to open the golden present wins.
29:44Your time starts.
29:47Okay, open the golden present.
29:49So I can't see what the golden present is yet.
29:50Oh, my gosh.
29:52It's like a weird thing for me, isn't it?
29:55Your time starts now.
29:56Joy to the world.
29:59Joy to the world.
30:01What are Christmas carols?
30:03Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
30:06Just to be safe, I'm going to make up my own Christmas carols.
30:09Okay.
30:09Oh, it's Christmas time in the December month of the year.
30:18That'll do.
30:22Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
30:23I love surprises!
30:26That is not the golden present.
30:30Jimmy is 100% correct.
30:32That wasn't the golden present.
30:33That was a bowl of soup.
30:34Yes, and before opening a present, they have to sing a song, correct?
30:37That's right, a royalty-free song.
30:39So the ones about God are in.
30:41The ones by Mariah Carey are out.
30:43Okay.
30:44Who's first, then?
30:45They've all been very good this year,
30:47as in to say they still could win Taskmaster.
30:49It's Julia, Jimmy and Danielle.
30:54Take the halls with boughs of holly,
30:56la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
30:57We wish you a Merry Christmas.
31:00We wish you a Merry Christmas.
31:02Dashing through the snow,
31:03and I want us up and sleigh,
31:04all the fields go laughing all the way.
31:06Ha-ha-ha.
31:06No, this one's got a lock on it.
31:09There's a combination lock.
31:12Oh, there's sand.
31:13Oh.
31:15What could you use that for?
31:16I'm not going to strain this shit through it, am I?
31:18Ugh.
31:20Saw some letters in it.
31:22Oh.
31:23Letters, babes.
31:24What letters?
31:25A-N-S.
31:27Satan.
31:30The devil.
31:31Do you think this might be S-A-T-A-N?
31:34What do you vibe on this?
31:35S-A-T-A-N.
31:36What do you think the code is?
31:37Santa.
31:42It's not Satan, is it?
31:44Santa.
31:45What's the Da Vinci code literally last night, so...
31:47Uh-oh.
31:49It's just hay in a manger?
31:50Hey, hey.
31:51Hey!
31:51Holy moly, what's that now?
31:57What's in there?
31:57Jelly.
31:58Is that golden?
31:59I think it's silver present.
32:02That's an iPhone.
32:03There's even a SIM card there, babes.
32:05Oh, so now I'm looking for a thing to poke in the thing?
32:08So what are you looking for?
32:09You know, in the hole in the side of this, so I can open that up.
32:11Oh, like a little needle.
32:12Yeah, the little needly thing.
32:14Oh, I'm looking for a needle in the freaking haystack.
32:16Look, I'm not good in piecing mysteries together,
32:19so if everybody wants to start filling in their overtime sheets...
32:23Oh, my God.
32:25Such a pun of shade.
32:28Is there something else I'm not seeing?
32:31Found one.
32:31All right, got it.
32:38Call this number.
32:40OK.
32:42Welcome to Santa's Wooden Shop.
32:44Santa's not available right now.
32:46If you're calling about a golden present,
32:48simply tell Santa's number one elf,
32:50a.k.a. me,
32:51three ways that you've been good this year.
32:53Good luck.
32:54Um, I let my sister stay with me for a week.
32:57I have kept my cool when talking to stupid people.
33:02What if the stupid people are trying their hardest?
33:04They are trying their hardest,
33:06but they're so f***ing stupid times.
33:08I celebrated all of my children's birthdays,
33:12and they were elated.
33:14Bit bare minimum, but OK.
33:16I'll give you the golden present.
33:17Thank you.
33:18There's the golden present.
33:20Oh, for God's sake.
33:24Silent night,
33:27Silent night.
33:28Tom, it wasn't when you had the whole time.
33:30I knew I should have punched you.
33:33Sleep in heavenly peace.
33:40Ha!
33:41Sleep in heavenly peace.
33:47Thought you'd need it.
33:48Peace.
33:51Oh, this is a stress ball.
33:53But I'm not stressed, Tom.
33:54It seemed like a pretty easy task.
34:05It was very straightforward.
34:06All you had to do was use the sieve
34:08to find the letters S-A-N-T-A in the soup,
34:10which was the code to the box with the haystack inside.
34:13Then the only thing on top of that
34:14was to finish the jigsaw puzzle,
34:15which would lead you to the magnet under the table,
34:17which helped you find the needle in the haystack
34:18to open the SIM card slot in the phone.
34:20That was in the jelly.
34:22And then you called the number
34:23and told me how you'd been good this year.
34:26So were you tempted to punch Tom at the top?
34:28I mean, who knows what I was tempted to do at that point.
34:31I think I'd been in there for about 15 hours doing that.
34:34I feel like you like these little riddles, Danielle.
34:36How do you think you went?
34:38I really struggled with this a lot
34:40because I actually realised I didn't know Christmas carols.
34:46So how did they do?
34:47Danielle took 18 minutes and 41 seconds.
34:51Jimmy took 23 minutes and 53 seconds.
34:54Julia took 51 minutes and 45 seconds.
34:57Well, who's left?
35:00It's beginning to look a lot like Luke and Nina.
35:02It's Luke and Nina.
35:04Randall Rudolph's cousin reindeer had a very average nose.
35:11Oh, what fun it is so rowdy,
35:12the one who's so fencedly.
35:14Hey, okay.
35:15Oh, yuck.
35:16I've seen worse.
35:17Have I?
35:18I think that's an ice pack.
35:19I think I got my hands covered in jelly for nothing.
35:25Oh.
35:27Okay, so what I think I have to do is do the puzzle,
35:31but what I want to do is smash the box.
35:33This is the difference between me and the animals.
35:35I'm going to do the puzzle.
35:40I don't give up, and I'm not going to give up.
35:42I'm going to do the puzzle for, like, five more minutes,
35:44and if I can't get anywhere,
35:46then I'm going to go and smash the box.
35:50There's nothing in the box.
35:52This is a coat.
35:53What do you want for Christmas this year, Tom?
35:55Usually a few good shirts.
35:56It's pretty boring.
35:57Right.
35:59Look under.
36:01Oh, my God.
36:02Oh, under the table, maybe?
36:05What is it?
36:06Oh, here.
36:06A magnet.
36:07There's a magnet.
36:08Oh.
36:10Okay.
36:11All right.
36:12Okay.
36:13So this way...
36:14Where is that guy pointing?
36:16Hello.
36:17It's just a bunch of straw.
36:19Oh, it's a haystack.
36:20It's a haystack.
36:22Oh, needle.
36:22I'm looking for a needle.
36:23Okay, it wasn't look under the tree.
36:28That was me pre-empting.
36:31Even if I find a needle, what does the needle do?
36:35Look under the...
36:36Look under the box.
36:38Is it under you?
36:40Is that a wee...
36:41Is it like on your shoe or something?
36:43Oh, my God.
36:44Oh, my God.
36:45Is there anything under your hat?
36:47Can you lift your hat up?
36:48Because this is my...
36:49I'll be lifting it with these hands.
36:50May I take off your hat?
36:52I'd rather you didn't.
36:53Well, I'm...
36:55Gonna do it.
37:03Oh!
37:04Ha-ha-ha-ha!
37:09I didn't have to sing the song, right?
37:11Oh, okay, wait.
37:13Merry Christmas, Tom.
37:20Merry Christmas, everyone,
37:22and have a good year.
37:25For the time.
37:28Oh!
37:29Do you think there was anything more to any of this?
37:32No.
37:33Did you both find the golden present
37:46without solving anything?
37:49Yeah, I think that either makes us really dumb
37:51or really smart.
37:53I thought the ice pack was to keep the jelly cold
37:56so it stayed solid,
37:57and I think that was one of many errors.
38:00So you just thought the whole thing
38:03was, like, all these red herrings,
38:05and you just get the present from underneath.
38:07Yep.
38:09Now, you're supposed to sing Christmas carols, aren't you,
38:12before you open each present?
38:13Mm.
38:13Yeah, so right at the end there,
38:15I feel like Nina did that.
38:16Yeah.
38:16And I don't think Luke did that.
38:18No.
38:19I can sing one now to make up for it.
38:20I can...
38:20I can...
38:21I can...
38:22You're gonna do it now, are you?
38:25Okay.
38:27Call my bluff.
38:27Once a year.
38:33A special day comes round.
38:36It's Christmas.
38:38Jesus was born.
38:40Jesus was born.
38:42Didn't die till quite later.
38:46Oh, please stop, Clarence.
38:47Please, please.
38:49Okay, but it was stated in the task
38:50was before opening the present, not after.
38:52So...
38:55That really makes no difference, Luke.
39:00Can I say, Luke would have come second in this task.
39:05So Luke had a time of 22 minutes and 47 seconds.
39:09Nita had a time of 38 minutes and 17 seconds.
39:13So the final scores for this task,
39:15Luke with zero points, having been disqualified,
39:17Julia gets two, Nina three, Jimmy four,
39:19and the winner of the task is Danielle with five points.
39:21Would you like to hear the current scores
39:26before the live task?
39:27Oh, yes, please.
39:28Tied for the current lead,
39:29it's Danielle and Nina both on 21 points.
39:34All right, everyone knows what they have to do.
39:36Let's take the stage to go live!
39:43Okay, we're going out with some good old-fashioned darts,
39:45are we, Tom?
39:47Almost.
39:47Nina, could you please read the final task?
39:50From your spot, stick a pickle to the bullseye.
39:53If your pickle lands in the one,
39:56you must read an apology from the apology jar
39:58before throwing again.
40:00If your pickle lands in the two,
40:02you must eat a whole pickle before throwing again.
40:05If your pickle lands in the three,
40:07you must wear oven mitts for your next throw.
40:10If you miss the board altogether,
40:11you must live with the shame of that.
40:13For a successful bullseye,
40:17more than half your pickle
40:19must be inside the bullseye
40:20for more than five seconds.
40:22First to stick a pickle to the bullseye wins.
40:25Ready, set...
40:27I'm sorry, I should have known better.
40:33I should have known that something like this was coming.
40:35I'm so sorry for why I'm a jazz master.
40:37I apologise for being such a stupid, deep student.
40:40It's entirely to blame.
40:42Oh!
40:42Oh!
40:46Julia, you've won.
40:48No, that's 50% in the one.
40:49No!
40:50Please forgive me for being such a big pile of shit.
40:55Only the biggest pile of shit in the world
40:57could screw up a throw this bad.
40:59And that's me.
41:00Stupid, stupid, stupid.
41:01I'm so stupid.
41:01I can't believe I would do this to myself on national television.
41:04I can't believe my life is blooming better.
41:05Ah!
41:09Not again!
41:12I'm a big old pile of shit.
41:14I am.
41:18Is it good, Luke?
41:19I think that was quite a good pickle.
41:21Stupid, stupid.
41:22I can't believe I would do this to myself on national television.
41:25Oh, my God!
41:28Yes!
41:30Yes!
41:31Oh!
41:33I am sorry for missing the bullseye, did not take a look at it.
41:355, 4, 3, 2, 1...
41:40Nina's hit the bullseye.
41:44I think you're definitely last, Jimmy.
41:46Thank you.
41:47Please read your apology.
41:49Taskmaster, I apologise for being such a stupid dipshit.
41:56It's my fault that I missed the bullseye and no one else's.
42:01Oh!
42:08In just a moment, our inaugural Taskmaster Australia champion will be crowned
42:12and with it they will receive untold glory and a lifetime of adoration.
42:17But first, we've got to do the winner for this episode
42:20and give them a Rubik's Cube.
42:23What are the scores?
42:24So, our scores for the live task.
42:26Jimmy came last and got one point.
42:28Nina got two points.
42:29Luke was on three.
42:30Danielle got four.
42:31And Julia was the winner with five points.
42:34Oh!
42:36So, what's that mean for today's scoreboard?
42:38The winner of today's episode is Danielle with 25 points!
42:41Yeah!
42:43OK!
42:45Congratulations, Danielle.
42:47You're our episode 10 winner.
42:49Head on up and enjoy your retro bounty.
42:51Yes!
42:52Oh!
42:53Oh!
42:54Oh!
43:00Oh!
43:01Oh...
43:03Oh...
43:05So there we have it. Our first season is over.
43:14Our contestants have endured 10 weeks of immense hardship.
43:18They've conquered their fears, battled their demons, and defied the odds.
43:21All while being judged by me.
43:23Tom Cashman, will you please tell us who the winner of Taskmaster Australia Season 1 is?
43:30In fifth place, we have Luke with 138 points.
43:35In fourth place, it's Nina with 146 points.
43:40Jimmy in third place with 156 points.
43:45Second place goes to Julia with 160 points.
43:50That means the winner of Series 1 of Taskmaster Australia is Danielle Walker with 164 points.
44:00Congratulations, Danielle!
44:04That's it from me. See you next season on Taskmaster Australia.
44:08Goodnight!
44:10Thank you!
44:11Enjoy my noggin. Congratulations!
44:14Come on!
44:16Come on!
44:18Come on!
44:20What's up, we have been!
44:22How's up, we've been!
44:26Welcome!
44:28Thank you.
44:30Thank you.
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