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00:56Now, assuming I have the format correct, we're about to watch some comedians do some ridiculous things, all for the chance of winning Tom Gleeson's head.
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01:09Who are these comedians? I can only assume it's people sitting over there.
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01:47Eu disse...
01:53Eu posso mostrar quem eu disse aqui.
02:01Mas eu não fui perguntar, então, o que é?
02:06Ok, Lloyde, você é a próxima.
02:10O que você trouxe para o prisa?
02:12Eu realmente vou precisar falar com um dos produtos.
02:17Eu escolhi...
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02:27Eu escolhi Arden Edmonds.
02:29Oh!
02:35Eu gostei de como você escolheu isso, como uma coisa engraçada em um jogo.
02:40Quando você tem sido juntos por um tempo, e pode ter feito isso em cada vez mais...
02:45...eis muito fácil.
02:47Mas agora...
02:48Channel 10 tem que pagar por isso!
02:49E aí, Will, o que você quer fazer?
02:55Um...
02:56Eu acho que vai ser engraçado porque minha é também Ann.
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03:42Isso é terrível e clói-ing. Eu foundo isso bastante estressante, e eu não gostei da ideia de marringir nada.
03:49Eu voto sim por nada.
03:55Não aprecio isso.
04:00Então, eu fui com... eu fui com água.
04:05Eu estou... você não vai... você não vai... você não vai... você não vai... você não vai...
04:08Porque é... porque é a death do you parto, e isso parece muito, porque eu não sei o que é o que é nexto para mim, mas eu sei que o que é o que é nexto para mim.
04:19Ok, Jenny, o que você trouxe em?
04:22Eu acho que o marrige é algo que vai ter para você, todo o tempo em sua vida, não importa o que.
04:29Então, eu estou pensando sobre, como, o menos pontos em minha vida e o que foi lá para mim.
04:34E também, eu acho que o marrige tem um pouco de espécie.
04:37Então, o que eu trouxe em é um Shin Ramen.
04:48Então, nós basicamente temos dois pessoas querem se marrar um outro e três pessoas que gostam de consumir coisas.
04:54Então, eu vou dar um ponto para a água. Eu acho que eu tenho visto isso antes.
05:00Então, eu vou dar dois pontos para a água para a água.
05:02Porque eu acho que não era um conhecimento para mim. Eu já sabia que você gostou.
05:05Ok, Jenny's got three for the ramen.
05:08E, porque eu acredito em true love, eu vou dar cinco pontos para a água para a água e Lloyd.
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05:49Eu tinha um ex-girlfriend, eles me chamam de que.
05:53Show off one of your senses.
05:56A sense you show off must be one of the five official senses.
05:58Most impressive use of a sense wins.
06:01If you pick the same sense as another contestant...
06:04You will have two points deducted for each contestant who picks it.
06:08Oh, man. OK.
06:10You have 20 minutes. Your time starts now.
06:13So, what are they?
06:14Sight? Smell? Taste?
06:17There's hearing. I'm not good at hearing.
06:20You're not good at hearing?
06:21What? See?
06:22Taste is the obvious one.
06:24You think?
06:25Although, it can make you sick eating a raw potato.
06:34Yeah, OK, so we've got taste, touch, sight, hearing, smell.
06:37We're just looking for the most impressive use with one of those.
06:40Who's up first?
06:41They're common-law partners. Let's see if they share common sense.
06:44It's Anne and Lloyd.
06:46How about we do hearing?
06:49I'm going to choose seeing.
06:51What have you got?
06:52We've got a banana, a strawberry, an apple, chips, a mandarin, and a blueberry.
06:59And we're doing hearing? Hearing, yeah.
07:01You could hide him.
07:03OK.
07:04And I could see him, try and find him.
07:07If I'm blindfolded, and you drop each individual item from a height onto the ground.
07:13Yep.
07:14And I'll tell you which it is.
07:16Ready?
07:17Just showcasing my vision.
07:24To the camera.
07:2611 seconds.
07:29Wow!
07:30If you could drop it, like, around there somewhere.
07:33So really, really close to your ears?
07:35That's an apple.
07:36Blueberry.
07:37Ready?
07:38Ha!
07:39There he is.
07:40Oh!
07:41They're chips, that is.
07:42You really needed to wait that long to guess?
07:44I've got to be 100% sure.
07:46Ready?
07:47Oh.
07:48Oh no, now it's hard.
07:50That's a banana, 100%.
07:53That's a banana, 100%.
07:55Oh, no.
07:56And I'm going to take a bite of the banana.
07:57Oh, that's a banana, 100%.
08:00All right.
08:01I'm going to take a bite of the banana.
08:03There he is.
08:04Oh?
08:05They're chips, that is.
08:06You really needed to wait that long to guess?
08:07I've got to be 100% sure.
08:08Ready?
08:09Oh.
08:10Oh no, now it's hard.
08:12That's a banana, 100%.
08:14100%.
08:15Ah, você está redoing
08:20alguns de alimentos, não é?
08:21Essa é uma banana.
08:23Estou me assustando.
08:24Get that strawberry on the floor.
08:25I can take my blindfold off.
08:26We can all go home.
08:29He's in there!
08:30I knew you were up to something.
08:31You found him.
08:36Actually, I don't know what that was.
08:38I'll say that was a strawberry.
08:40I'm torn between the mandarin and the strawberry.
08:42What's your final guess?
08:43I'll change my mind the mandarin.
08:45Alright, off I pop.
08:46Thank you.
08:53So you thought you'd test your vision by looking for something?
08:55Yeah, like I just showcased my seeing.
08:58I'm just showing off, wow, you know.
09:04Wow, she can see.
09:06You could argue that your test less assessed your sight
09:09and more your problem-solving skills
09:11and Lloyd's less assessed your hearing
09:13and more what it would be like to be kidnapped
09:14by Colin LeFruiterun.
09:20OK, so Lloyd, you were pretty good at identifying things from sound.
09:23I am disappointed that I got the mandarin wrong.
09:28Because not only could I hear the mandarin, but it touched me.
09:33Did you thought, wow, this small spherical banana has rolled towards me?
09:39Because it rolled towards you and I'm pretty sure bananas do not roll.
09:43Look, you know, they sometimes say when you have one sense removed then the others become stronger.
09:52Not in my case.
09:53Ann had five attempts at finding Mr. Potato Head.
09:58Three of them she found Mr. Potato Head in under 20 seconds.
10:02So I'd put that as a 60% success rate.
10:05Lloyd got four out of six correct.
10:07So I suppose if you wanted to look at it this way,
10:09Ann got 60% of hers correct and Lloyd got 66.66 repeater.
10:14All right, now watching the visually overwhelming footage of Lloyd on the ground has hurt my eyes.
10:23So I need to cleanse my sense of sight on these relaxing low-stimulus ads.
10:27See you soon.
10:35We're back on Taskmaster.
10:37Tonight, three comedians are trying to win the ultimate prize pack.
10:40Three food items and two unmarried comedians.
10:44Where are we, Lester Tom?
10:45Our comedians are choosing their strongest sense and using it to try to impress you.
10:49If two contestants or more choose the same sense, points will be deducted.
10:53I wonder why that's come to mind.
10:54Ahead of introducing these next two is Jenny and Josh.
10:57No!
10:59My taste buds are pretty dease, I'd say.
11:01I'll go with taste.
11:03We'll do tasting.
11:04You have to come to the kitchen.
11:06That's not where the kitchen is.
11:07So I'm going to do a taste test, completely blindfolded,
11:11with all these ingredients here.
11:14How many do I have to do to show it off?
11:16That's up to you.
11:17Okay, we'll try and do a hundred.
11:19A hundred.
11:22Cocoa.
11:25Cumin?
11:26Oh, it's turmeric.
11:27Oh.
11:29Okay, let's go again.
11:32Red powder.
11:33Okay.
11:35Is that food?
11:36Not sure.
11:37Is it un-popped popcorn?
11:38I don't know.
11:39What is it?
11:40Sam.
11:41And it's a roll mantle.
11:43These are edible now.
11:44You can't eat those, babe.
11:45Honey.
11:47Curry powder.
11:50Pepitas.
11:52Hallmeal flour.
11:53It's a jam.
11:54What flavour jam?
11:55I think probably apricot.
11:57No.
11:58Pineapple and coconut.
12:03Okay.
12:10Are you trying to...
12:11No, I thought someone was sick.
12:12I was covering up the sound of the opening of the...
12:16Black tea, I-E-T.
12:26Peppermint.
12:29Popcorn.
12:30Correct.
12:31Last one.
12:32Ten seconds.
12:34Lemon and ginger.
12:36How do we think we did?
12:37We don't know.
12:38We don't even know how many we did.
12:39Not a hundred.
12:40Probably not a hundred.
12:41Thanks, Josh.
12:47You both chose taste, which means...
12:49They get two points deducted from their scores,
12:51as given at the end.
12:52Yes.
12:53But I feel like you're actually both very good at tasting.
12:55But I think Jenny was better at making up a tasting test.
12:59No.
13:00No, because...
13:01Oh!
13:02Well, Jenny's like, these are the number of things that I'm going to taste
13:04and I have to identify them.
13:05Whereas you're like, I'll do a hundred and then you didn't do a hundred and...
13:08It's a bit messy.
13:09But the point was you're trying to prove how excellent you are, right?
13:12So she's making a small amount of things and she's picking out a thing she already know what they are.
13:16I'm taking anything from the entire universe and getting it from nowhere.
13:20Kitchen.
13:21So anytime I get a win, that's much more impressive.
13:23Okay, so with my test, so I picked things that were of the same texture.
13:27Because you're able to obviously tell it's popcorn in your mouth because of the texture of it, right?
13:31Yeah.
13:32So there's one variable that you're allowed to change within a science experiment and everything else has to stay consistent.
13:38Yeah.
13:39So you're changing two things.
13:40You were changing the thing that you were tasting and you were also changing the texture of what you were tasting as well.
13:46Those are two different variables and therefore it's not a proper experiment.
13:50No, but it's just not. Yours is easier.
13:53No, it wasn't.
13:54Yours is easier.
13:55Yours is easier.
13:56Yours was easier.
13:58Everyone here is a no!
14:01So Josh, you said you were going to do a hundred, you didn't get to a hundred.
14:04How many did you try, do you think?
14:05As many as Tom would get to me.
14:08Okay, which was how many do you think?
14:09Well, I don't know.
14:11What a fun game.
14:13Okay.
14:14Oh, do you want me to guess?
14:15Oh, sorry.
14:16Yeah, sorry.
14:17Oh, sorry.
14:18Yeah, I know.
14:19Imagine a TV show having f***ing jeopardy.
14:23That's thrilling to guess.
14:24It's thrilling.
14:25Please let me guess.
14:26I think that I got...
14:27I think we tried 32.
14:29Pfff, 31.
14:35But let's just take a moment to remember that wasn't the task.
14:40What stats do you have for their attempts?
14:42Josh got 24 successful guesses out of 31.
14:46Putting him at 77.41%.
14:50That's good.
14:51That's very good.
14:52And Jenny, you got seven correct out of nine, which is 77.77%.
14:59They're easier.
15:01My spidey senses tell me there's one more to go.
15:04That is so awesome that you just referenced Spider-Man just then.
15:07For this intro, I will also reference a movie.
15:11Up next, it's Mr. Anderson.
15:15I'm going to use the sense of touch.
15:17Okay.
15:18I'm going to touch the hand of God, the finger of God.
15:21Okay.
15:22That's one of the best fingers to touch.
15:23Right?
15:25How amazing, right?
15:26Where are we?
15:27Well, we're in another place and I wanted you to be here for this because I'm about to use my sense of touch to literally touch the hand, the finger of God.
15:38Well, in this case, I'm going to say generic male religious deity.
15:42So here we go.
15:43You just stand there and I'm about to do it.
15:45Okay.
16:00All right.
16:01Well, if I am going to enter into your fictional sketch world since you've turned into Mr. Sketch.
16:05It's not a sketch.
16:06It's like it was more drama.
16:07That's what you said last time.
16:09It's not true.
16:10You're trying to get a sketch show up on Channel 10.
16:13Everyone knows it.
16:14And all the sketches are shithouse.
16:16Well, you don't give away your best stuff in your show.
16:25Well, do you believe in God?
16:26Do I personally?
16:27Remember, you work...
16:29Before you answer, remember, you do work at the ABC as well.
16:31And if you say yes, you'll get five.
16:33No, no, no, I believe in all the gods.
16:40So you only touched one out of innumerable gods.
16:44Oh.
16:45Well, that's fair.
16:47So how many gods are we going to say there are?
16:49It's got to be more than ten.
16:50I...
16:51Oh, there'd be more than ten.
16:52Okay.
16:53Well, let's just say more than ten.
16:55That puts Will at less than ten percent.
16:57All right.
16:58Well, that makes it quite easy then.
16:59Uh, Will's on one.
17:02Anne's on two.
17:03Lloyd's on three.
17:04Josh is on four.
17:05Jenny wins on five.
17:06Okay.
17:10So what are the final scores for this round?
17:12Well, that means we take two away from Jenny and two away from Josh
17:15because they both chose taste.
17:17All right.
17:18So what are our episode scores looking like now, Lil T?
17:21Tied in last place, we've got Josh and Will on three points,
17:24but in the lead with eight, it's Lloyd.
17:26Oh!
17:27Well, he's back in here.
17:29Okay.
17:30Lesser Tom, task us up.
17:32It's time to have a gander at people trying to find a gander.
17:48Hello.
17:49Hi, Josh.
17:50Hi, Lloyd.
17:51Twink.
17:52Hello, Tom.
17:53How are you?
17:54I'm okay.
17:55Good.
17:56I'm glad.
17:57Ducks and numbers.
17:58And different coloured bows.
18:00I have a good feeling it's not funny.
18:04Oh, it's so long.
18:05Win a game of duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose.
18:11Interrogate these ducks.
18:12Then correctly accuse the one that is secretly a goose.
18:16Tom, you've lost me already and there's so much more to go.
18:21There are two gangs of birds.
18:23One gang wears blue, the other wears red.
18:25A yes?
18:26One gang always tells the truth, the other always lies.
18:30You may ask each bird one yes or no question and not the same question twice.
18:36You have one official accusation.
18:39The goose successfully accused after the fewest questions wins.
18:45Your time starts now.
18:47How much time?
18:48As long as it takes.
18:49And under there is duck pocket dictionary, duck English, English duck.
18:54You've outdone yourself, Tom.
18:55So it's a logic puzzle really.
19:01Yeah.
19:02Using limited yes or no questions, the comedians have to discover the imposter duck.
19:06Pretty straightforward.
19:07I think we should get straight into it.
19:08Let's do it.
19:09Will they duck and leave or take a successful goose step?
19:11It's Will and Lloyd.
19:12Quack equals yes.
19:14Quack quack equals no.
19:16Hmm.
19:17Interesting.
19:18Uh, duck number seven.
19:21Are you wearing a blue bow tie?
19:24Duck number five.
19:26Is my name Lloyd Langford?
19:29You son of a bitch.
19:33That is no.
19:35Which means?
19:36The blue team or the lion team.
19:38I'm going to say duck number six.
19:40My question to you is?
19:41Is the goose on your side with a red bow tie?
19:45Red.
19:46Quack quack is yes.
19:47And they always tell the truth.
19:48The goose is red.
19:50Duck number four.
19:51Are you the goose?
19:53Red, red.
19:54That's the truth.
19:55It's not number four.
19:57Duck number seven.
19:58Is the goose on a number that is divisible by four?
20:04Quack quack.
20:05He said no, so it is.
20:07The goose has to be duck number four or duck number eight.
20:10Duck number eight.
20:11Is duck number two the goose?
20:13Quack quack.
20:14Number one.
20:15Is number eight the goose?
20:16Quack quack.
20:17That's a no, which I'm going to take as a lie.
20:20So I'll direct this question to number eight.
20:23Number eight.
20:24Are you the goose?
20:28Red.
20:29Number eight.
20:30I accused you of being the goose.
20:34Your accusation is correct.
20:36Yeah.
20:37Thanks, Tom.
20:44So finally some male comedians got to make some accusations.
20:48Felt pretty novel to me.
20:55So you both did pretty well there, I think.
20:57Felt like I could have gone a bit quicker.
20:59There was a couple of wasted questions where I could have narrowed it down a little bit more.
21:04How did you go, Lloyd?
21:05I absolutely loved it.
21:10What did you love about it, Lloyd?
21:11It was like a puzzle.
21:13There were rules to it and there was logic and there were no silly little surprises.
21:20So let's not forget the point of the task, it's the least number of questions.
21:25That's right.
21:26So how many questions did they ask?
21:27Will asked eight questions in total before successfully accusing the goose.
21:31Lloyd asked four questions.
21:33Well, my goose is cooked.
21:40That's not an expression.
21:42I've cooked up a whole goose backstage as I do every episode.
21:46You watch some ads, I'll go carve it up and we'll see you after this.
21:50Welcome back to Taskmaster, the show that is taking the simple childhood game Duck Duck Goose
22:02and turning it into a logistical nightmare involving courtroom accusations and a pocket dictionary.
22:08Tom, care to explain?
22:09Our contestants are trying to find the secret goose amongst the ducks.
22:12We've already learnt that the red team always tells the truth
22:15and that number eight on the red team is secretly the goose.
22:18Okay, who's next?
22:19Like when you threw those five lamps at me in the green room earlier,
22:22it's all about to duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck.
22:25It's Anne and Josh.
22:26Quack, yes. Quack, quack, no.
22:28I'm going to make you quack.
22:30This feels more like just a dumb prop than a big important.
22:33What's a notebook?
22:34Eight.
22:35Are you something that starts with G?
22:38Me.
22:39I'm not going to fall for that.
22:42So the first thing is to deduce who's lying, who's telling the truth.
22:45Duck number seven, are you on the blue team?
22:48Quack, quack.
22:49Are you something that starts with G-O?
22:51Quack.
22:52Now I'm really, um, confused.
22:54Number five, am I wearing white shoes?
22:57Quack, quack.
22:58I actually have no idea.
23:00You know when you go into a parallel universe?
23:03Mm.
23:04That's how I feel.
23:05I'm like, no.
23:06Number three, is the sky red?
23:09Quack.
23:10I'm assuming that the one quack corresponds to a yes,
23:12and the two quacks corresponds to a no, or the other way around.
23:14Okay.
23:15But along the way, I forgot what I did, even though I wrote it down.
23:18Are you number five?
23:20Quack, quack.
23:21What?
23:22I mean, that was an absolute waste of time.
23:24Was it?
23:25I'm trying to work out who's a liar and who isn't.
23:27How many quacks were there?
23:28But I genuinely can't remember.
23:29Might be having some sort of episode.
23:34Number ten, are you not a duck?
23:37Quack, quack.
23:38I think I've misunderstood something.
23:40I think the blues are the liars.
23:42But what does that matter?
23:43Like, what am I doing?
23:45If they're a liar or not, what do I care?
23:47At number 90, would you say that a male version of you is a gander?
23:52Great.
23:54Can I make an accusations now?
23:56At any time, you can make an official accusation if you'd like.
23:58Number ten is the goose.
24:00Is that your official accusation?
24:01Yeah.
24:03That's incorrect.
24:04So, two to a red is a yes and one is a no.
24:09Okay.
24:10How many do I have left?
24:11One question left.
24:12It's all writing on this.
24:13Hey, eight.
24:14Are you much bigger than a duck?
24:17Me.
24:18My official accusation is that eight is the goose.
24:21That is the correct accusation.
24:23Did I get it?
24:25Yes!
24:26I worked it out!
24:29Thanks, Ed.
24:30See you later.
24:31Thank you.
24:34What they're cheering exactly, I do not know.
24:38I mean, so, Anne.
24:40Yes.
24:41Just to be clear.
24:42Yes.
24:43You asked the goose first.
24:44Yeah.
24:45Do you start with the letter G and it said yes.
24:47Yeah.
24:49I feel like with this task, I would need to take that information that is in the task and go away for a year.
24:57Once I'd asked someone and they said they lied, I then didn't know who I'd already asked.
25:07I know I should have written things down.
25:09I know a lot of things now, you know, that I didn't know then.
25:12Because you read the dictionary.
25:15I did, yeah.
25:16So you knew what they were saying.
25:17One quack was yes and two quacks were no or something.
25:20Everybody else opened the dictionary where it said one quack equals yes, two quacks equals no.
25:24Josh looked in a different page, saw nothing, said, oh, it's a notebook.
25:28At no point knew which one was yes and which one wasn't.
25:32And was writing down questions as true questions and false answered questions.
25:36And somehow got the answer anyway.
25:42Yeah.
25:43So I spent the first half trying to learn duck.
25:49With a dictionary in your hand.
25:50Yeah.
25:51All right.
25:52So how many questions did they ask?
25:54Well, Anne asked five questions to get an unsuccessful accusation.
25:57Josh asked 10 questions and successfully accused the goose.
26:01OK.
26:04All right.
26:05We've got one more high octane legal stoush to watch.
26:08Will she be out for a duck or will she goose correctly?
26:11It's Jenny Tan.
26:12So obvious questions to get out of the way is I could interrogate them straight up and ask one of them,
26:18are you the goose?
26:20But that would be like a one by one process of elimination.
26:23You know what?
26:24I'll just start.
26:25There is a potential question I could ask.
26:27These are potential questions, not actual questions?
26:29No.
26:30The other way to eliminate it is to kind of try and figure out which teams are the truth tellers and which ones are the liars.
26:38Oh my God.
26:39This is breaking my brain.
26:40Do you see what I'm doing?
26:42No.
26:43No.
26:44I'm really regretting giving you a pen.
26:45I will eventually make a guess by the way.
26:48OK.
26:49I'm not going to sleep here.
26:50OK.
26:51Yeah.
26:56I don't even know where to start.
26:59I'm going to take a walk around.
27:01Where are you going to go?
27:02Around.
27:03Around.
27:04I just need to think about something that's not ducks for a moment.
27:07Oh.
27:08You know, because the people that are obsessed with Wordle are like really into it.
27:13So they're usually like quite good at it, you know?
27:15Totally.
27:16Yeah.
27:17Perhaps we ask one of these birds a question.
27:18Yeah.
27:19How long have I been doing this?
27:20We've been here for 42 minutes.
27:22Would you also like an update on how many questions you've asked?
27:25Yeah.
27:26We're at zero.
27:27Alright, this is my artificial question.
27:31Wait, what was the sign for yes or no?
27:36Number 10.
27:37Are you on the team with the goose?
27:40So it's either lying or it's telling the truth.
27:44So what have we learned?
27:45I'm not getting anywhere closer.
27:49So if I asked, is the goose next?
27:52No, I shouldn't say the goose.
27:53They all lead me to the same thing.
27:55Let's just keep entertaining hypotheticals.
28:05Um.
28:06Number one.
28:07Are you on the team without the goose?
28:10Me.
28:11Me.
28:12Yes.
28:13So number three.
28:14Is number 10 the goose?
28:15Me.
28:17Is number 10 a duck?
28:20Me.
28:21So then if number two was protecting number 10,
28:24and lying to me and I asked is number 10 a duck,
28:28then it would say yes.
28:30I am ready for my accusation.
28:32You're going to make an accusation?
28:33What?
28:34You want me to ask more questions?
28:35No.
28:36Okay.
28:37Number 10.
28:38We accuse you of being a goose.
28:43Your accusation is incorrect.
28:44No.
28:45That is so difficult.
28:56Eu não tenho visto alguém trabalhar so hard para um bom resultado.
29:11Então, quantas páginas do você feel do que essa nota?
29:14Porque eu estava tentando descobrir a probabilidade,
29:17e não me importava que eu pudessem perguntar
29:20que eu pudessem perguntar a Ducks e a Goose
29:22perguntar mais sobre as outras.
29:26Então eu estava fazendo matrizes,
29:28e acho que eu fiz 6 matrizes.
29:31Jani estava fazendo uma grid system
29:34com 10 rows e 10 colunas,
29:37pensando em...
29:40Pensando em que a combinação,
29:43que é como você solvou problemas.
29:46É weirdo porque é tão mais mais mais mais que eu,
29:49mas é tão tão tão.
29:51Yes! Can you understand how frustrated I felt when you got it?
29:58With absolutely no logic!
30:03Jenny took a total of 1 hour, 26 minutes and 49 seconds.
30:07In Season 1, Danielle Walker's attempt at passwords took 1 hour and 54 minutes,
30:12but that is the second longest I've spent during a task.
30:19Alright, well, we've got to put the scores together.
30:21So, straight up, Anne and Jenny are out with zero.
30:23They get zero.
30:24Josh gets 3 points because he took 10 questions to get the correct accusation.
30:28Will gets 4 points because he asked 8 questions.
30:31And Lloyd gets the 5 points with only 4 questions asked!
30:37Alright, it's time we take another break.
30:39Why? Well, it's simple economics.
30:41The less time I spend on your screens, the more my hourly rate goes up.
30:45I host smarter, not harder.
30:47See you in a tick.
30:51Welcome back to Classmaster, where our contestants are trying their darndest to win a cup of ramen
31:02and Lloyd Langford, mmm, dinner and dessert.
31:07What's next, Lester Tom?
31:09They've fumbled their senses, they've bumbled through a trial,
31:12and this next task, they'll try to stumble into a chance occurrence.
31:15It's me. Hello mate. Hi Will. Hey Sugar. Hi Josh.
31:33Hey Tom. Hi Jenny.
31:36What's this all about?
31:38Wheels.
31:41Wheels.
31:42Whale tail.
31:43I mean, it's a clue of some kind, I imagine.
31:45Is there another word for it?
31:46Like the literal whale tail, or are we talking about the bit of undies that sometimes stick up the back of...
31:52Have you heard that described as like, you know, if your G-string's out the back of your pants?
31:56I rarely wear a G-string.
31:58But I mean, you would have maybe observed this, and they will often call that a whale tail.
32:02They call that a whale tail.
32:03We're of a different generation.
32:04And when I see something like that, I look away.
32:07Don't accuse me of looking more closely at it.
32:10You've got a name for it, that's how much you're looking.
32:12Okay. Hmm, interesting.
32:15Fluke something.
32:16Biggest fluke wins. You have 30 minutes.
32:18Your time starts now.
32:20Fluke, in this context, does not mean whale tail.
32:23Just a bit of a bun.
32:25Fluke is just like, you do really well at something accidentally.
32:28That's right.
32:29Do you have any sharp knives? Because there's a target over there.
32:32I mean, there's a target over there, but that seems obvious.
32:35I feel like a lot of people are throwing things at stuff.
32:37Yep.
32:38Boring.
32:43Yeah, so you've got to get lucky with something, pretty much.
32:46That's right. The definition of fluke is an unlikely chance occurrence,
32:49especially a surprising piece of luck.
32:51Well, thinking of the career trajectories of the comedians,
32:54it's all down to right place, right time.
32:57So as professional flukers, this should be easy.
32:59Cashman, who's up?
33:00They're lucky in love, but can they be lucky when push comes to shove?
33:03It's Anne and Lloyd.
33:04So maybe let's get some sharp knives.
33:07This feels dangerous.
33:09I go downstairs.
33:12I'll give you a certain distance where you can move along and drop this.
33:16I'm only allowed to turn around once it's been dropped.
33:19Does that make sense?
33:19No.
33:21I reckon it does.
33:22Have you thrown a knife before?
33:23Nope.
33:26Are you going to try again?
33:27No, I'm going to give up.
33:28No, I'm going to go home.
33:29OK, I've got small mandarins.
33:31Drop.
33:33Ooh!
33:34Drop.
33:41Tell you what, this has given me a lot more respect for circus folk.
33:44How much respect did you have before?
33:46Barely any.
33:52I paid a compliment to the circus folk and they delivered.
33:56Do you feel skillful?
33:57I mean, that was clearly a fluke.
33:58To prove it was a fluke, now I'm going to do 17 minutes of missing again.
34:02Where is he?
34:03Drop.
34:04Ah!
34:05You got it?
34:06Yes!
34:07That's no way to celebrate.
34:09I have a newfound respect for all circus performers, carnival folk, clowns, rollercoaster operators.
34:24I think you do a wonderful job and it's easy to overlook the difficulties you face every day.
34:34I didn't hear an apology in there.
34:36I'm sorry.
34:42OK, Lloyd, so if you do something over and over again until you get it right, is that a fluke or is that just practice?
34:47It was definitely a fluke.
34:49Tom will attest to that because I must have done it a hundred times and it went in once.
34:54You did it 67 times, so you did 20 attempts, you got it on the 20th and then you did 47 more to prove it was more of a fluke so you had more attempts.
35:03If what you're saying was true, I would have got better and actually got worse.
35:09OK, so what would have you done if when you kept throwing it again, you got it in a second time?
35:15I would have quit the show and joined the circus.
35:25Anne, I feel like given your results in all the other tasks to this point, even you just winning anything would be a fluke.
35:32Fluke implies to me like fate or divine intervention.
35:37Oh.
35:38So the fact that Tom and I crossed at a certain point and he dropped the mandarin and I was there, to me is the pure definition of fluke.
35:47That actually, that wasn't a mandarin, it was a banana.
35:55Anne successfully caught the mandarin on her fourth attempt.
35:58Right.
35:59Flukish.
36:00Because I also feel like if you were trying to catch it, you wouldn't have.
36:04Are you the goose?
36:05No.
36:11OK, who's next?
36:12While I never say no to a lucky dip, these two want to avoid a dip in luck, it's Josh and Will.
36:17I'd like a beer.
36:18Oh yeah.
36:19Should we have a beer while I try and figure this out?
36:2111th of September.
36:23Oh no, no, September 11, that's the wrong.
36:26That was a fluke to you?
36:27No, no, no.
36:28I was going to just try and guess your birthday and I'm not sure why September 11 came up.
36:33I'm going to throw the zebra and the fluke is going to be if that's entertaining.
36:37OK.
36:41Was that entertaining?
36:42It was horrific.
36:43Donald, your dad's name.
36:46No.
36:47Circumcised.
36:48Me or my dad.
36:50I mean again, that's just the 50-50.
36:52You can tell me later though, because now I am curious.
36:54Do you want to know now?
36:55Yeah, all right.
36:57Oh, OK.
36:58If I throw this and it lands upright and all the flowers are still in, then I'm in.
37:05What happens if you don't do that?
37:06Well then we have to just keep walking around in a malaise trying to figure out how to do a fluke.
37:11In a malaise?
37:12Is that the right word? Google it.
37:13If you Google it and I've used the word malaise correctly, that feels like my entry so far.
37:18A general feeling of discomfort, illness or unease.
37:21No, I got it wrong.
37:22We're getting really towards the end.
37:23I mean, we've only got like one minute and 28 seconds to go.
37:2724.
37:29Do you want to ask me the definition of another word that you think I wouldn't get?
37:32Hoi polloi.
37:33Hoi polloi, I know the answer to, but I also don't know what to tell you.
37:35It's just a lot of like, that's a lot of hoi polloi, a lot of like hoity toity nonsense.
37:39It means the common people generally.
37:40Hubris.
37:41Oh, I got that wrong.
37:42Hubris is when you're like, to believe in yourself too much.
37:43I just did hubris just then when I told you I knew what hoi polloi meant.
37:46Okay, yeah.
37:47Overbearing pride.
37:48Thomas Cashman, do you have a middle name?
37:50Yep.
37:51Yeah, okay.
37:52James.
37:53Thomas James Cashman.
37:54Correct.
37:55Oh!
37:56Alright, okay.
37:57Martinet.
37:58It's a type of curtain.
37:59Someone who demands exact conformity to rules and forms.
38:02That's you.
38:03You're a bloody martinet.
38:04Convivial.
38:05Convivial is when you're getting along, you're trying to get along.
38:08Enjoyable Atmosphere or Jovial Company.
38:10That was right.
38:11Did you know it?
38:12I think I did know it, if I'm being honest with you.
38:13Okay.
38:14And I feel like, you know, maybe for this last 28 seconds, we should...
38:18Yeah.
38:19Ah!
38:20Yes!
38:22Well, I failed, but I did get a beer.
38:24Yep.
38:25On to the next one.
38:26Thanks, Josh.
38:32Alright, so Will, you had many attempts at a fluke.
38:35Which one are you going to run with?
38:36I honestly think the build up to that last one, like by the Lloyd logic of how many times you get it wrong proves that it's a fluke when you actually get it right.
38:44It was my last attempt and I got it wrong so many times up until that point.
38:49I celebrated by clapping my hands together so hard that the next day when I went to set I had a bruise on my head.
38:58Okay, so Josh.
38:59Hey babe.
39:00No flukes for you.
39:01It seemed to me you just wandered around the paddock just saying stuff.
39:05The original fluke I was going with was, if I throw this and it's entertaining, then that wins.
39:11And I threw the zebra and the zebra is in the opening titles.
39:17So that's gotta be a highlight.
39:24It's a pretty good argument.
39:26But at the same time it's not a fluke that something by you was in the opening credits because you're in the show.
39:31If, if Hannah Gatsby was in the opening credits that would be a fluke.
39:35No, no, no.
39:36But that moment of all the moments of the what, how many weeks were we filming out there?
39:40Like nine and a half.
39:42One.
39:43Months.
39:44The fact that that moment made it in the opening titles without context has to be the absolute best result I could possibly ask for in this.
39:56Okay.
39:57All right.
39:58Would you look at that?
39:59I just spotted Cashman giving the secret signal that he needs to apply his emergency fungal creep.
40:05And I spotted it right at the ad break.
40:07That's right.
40:08Fluke perfect timing.
40:09See you soon.
40:14Welcome back to Classmaster, a show built on comedians fluking their way through tasks outside their ability.
40:23Cashman, what's going on?
40:25We're watching flukes.
40:26Biggest fluke wins.
40:27Okay.
40:28That means there's one more to go.
40:30Yes.
40:31Will she be lucky last or just last?
40:32It's Jenny Tien.
40:34Have you ever fluked something before?
40:36Oh, constantly.
40:37What do you think I'm bad at?
40:39What do I think you're bad at?
40:40Yeah.
40:41This is a trap.
40:42Um, successfully accusing a goose.
40:45I'm pretty bad at that.
40:49Could we set up the duck duck goose thing again?
40:52Do you want to do that?
40:53Yeah.
40:54Oh my God, you're going to break me again.
40:56But if you got it right, imagine.
40:58Imagine.
40:59Welcome back Jenny.
41:00I'm ready for my redemption.
41:01You've got to fluke it with one successful accusation.
41:14Alright, here we go.
41:16Number five.
41:17I accuse you of being a goose.
41:20That's incorrect.
41:21No!
41:22Oh!
41:23Oh!
41:24Thanks Jenny.
41:25Oh!
41:26Oh!
41:27Oh!
41:28Oh!
41:29Oh!
41:30Oh!
41:31So no fluke for you.
41:46No, but I tried so hard.
41:50Um, so, just to be clear, you got zero from the same task twice in the one episode.
41:58Look, I'm not going to lie, um, I did try to draw another matrix.
42:06No!
42:08Come on, we can only take so much pain.
42:10I mean, Jenny, would you like to make a successful accusation now?
42:14Wait, what?
42:16Do you remember which one was the goose?
42:18You just accused the goose.
42:20Oh.
42:20Honey.
42:21Right.
42:23So, I accused number eight.
42:25Oh, my God!
42:27Okay, I can't wait to do it.
42:29Oh, my God.
42:33Okay, so, I have to hand out some scores for this.
42:35That's right.
42:36All right, so, it's zero, zero to Josh and Jenny, because they're fluke-less.
42:40Well, unless you buy Josh's logic about being in the opening credits.
42:43If I say, if this is entertaining, that's a fluke, and then you put it in the opening titles of the show, that's a crazy fluke.
42:49I understand what you're saying, but you're presuming that the opening credits are entertaining, and they may not be.
42:53And I can prove that they're not, because when they're on Paramount+, there's a little logo that says, skip credits, and a lot of people press it.
43:03And, in fact, it comes up when your bit's on.
43:08Skip credits.
43:09Bang.
43:10Gone.
43:11So, that's zero to Josh.
43:12Three points to Will, because I feel like there wasn't much time left, so there were only so many seconds you could have guessed.
43:20Four points to Lloyd.
43:21Okay.
43:22I respect that you just kept throwing that knife and missing.
43:24That was a very risky endeavour.
43:26If you got it in one more time, that would have ruined the whole thing.
43:28But five points goes to Anne, because that was a massive fluke.
43:34Okay, Lisa Tom, have you got the episode scores?
43:36Well, Jenny and Josh are both on six points up the back, but Lloyd is in the lead with 17 points for the episode.
43:44Okay.
43:46When one task closes, another task opens.
43:49And in this case, that big screen is also going to open, because it's time for the live task.
43:54So, go on, everyone.
43:56On stage.
44:00Okay, this looks like a children's party with no children.
44:04What are we looking at, Lesser Tom?
44:05Is that part of it?
44:15That was not part of it.
44:16Are you sure?
44:18Will, if you could please read the task.
44:20I can.
44:21While holding your jars of hundreds and thousands, walk through the door, then put your party hat on,
44:27then pull on your fun pants, then unwrap your present, then blow your party blower.
44:34You must keep one jar of hundreds and thousands in each hand at all times.
44:40You have 120 seconds.
44:42Most hundreds and thousands remaining in jars wins.
44:44Well, we're going to look bloody ridiculous.
44:46Ready, set.
44:49Oh, wait, it goes this way.
45:06Do you want that to help?
45:23I don't, I can't.
45:25A sacrifice has been made here by Will.
45:32I can't get the hat on.
45:37One minute remaining.
45:39One minute?
45:40I haven't done nothing.
45:42How do I do it?
45:43Fifty seconds.
45:52Fifty seconds.
45:53Thirty seconds.
46:11Twenty seconds.
46:18Twenty seconds.
46:20Ten seconds.
46:27Five, four, three, two, one.
46:40Very good.
46:47All right, we'll measure up those hundreds of thousands after the break.
46:50See you soon.
46:55Welcome back again.
46:59You're about to witness the exciting conclusion to Taskmaster.
47:02We've seen our comedians poop their own parties by spilling the hundreds and thousands.
47:07Tom, who will be number one and who are the zeros?
47:11Well, Jenny has been disqualified because you did not complete the course.
47:16The rest of you did complete the course and what we're measuring here is how many hundreds
47:20and thousands were remaining in your jars.
47:22Will came fourth with 292,272 hundreds and thousands and in third place with 423,820 hundreds and thousands.
47:33I thought, I thought it was about that, I thought that, yeah, I looked at it.
47:38Lloyd, second place with 524,209 hundreds and thousands.
47:43Josh gets 5 points with 557,231 hundreds and thousands.
47:50Right.
47:51Yeah.
47:52Rather exciting, but let's waste no more time.
47:55What does that do to the final scores?
47:57Well, Jenny is down on six points, a score I would have called Josh-esque, but Josh is
48:02on 11.
48:03Will is on 12, Anne on 15, but with an enormous win, it's the medium-sized Welshman Lloyd on
48:0821 points.
48:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
48:11Get on stage, Lloyd, and Anne, you'd better get up there too, because you're a prize.
48:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
48:19And Lesley-Con, is it not time to have a look at the ladder for the whole season?
48:25Boo.
48:25Well, there's a lot of numbers up there, it can be a lot to compute, but the way I like
48:30to look at it, Jenny has the lowest number, so she's doing badly, and Lloyd has the highest
48:34number, so he's the leader.
48:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
48:37All right, expert analysis, Tom.
48:41It's inspired me to also offer some insight about what I've learnt.
48:45Lloyd learnt that if it looks like a mandarin and sounds like a banana, then it's a mandarin.
48:49And we all learnt that if it looks like a goose and quacks like a goose, Anne Edmonds doesn't
48:55give a shit.
48:56LAUGHTER
48:57Give it up once more for our winner, Lloyd, and we'll see you next week.
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