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00:30Yes, hello, welcome to Taskmaster Australia.
00:36My name is Tom Gleeson, but that's just the name my parents gave me,
00:40bland and devoid of meaning.
00:42On this stage, I am known as the Taskmaster
00:44and am here to judge comedians while sitting atop a throne,
00:48hit for a king, or at the very least, a shopping mall Santa.
00:53Unlike Santa, I do not have gifts for every child around the world.
00:56I have one gift for one adult.
00:58It's a replica of my head.
01:00Playing for the Golden Honour is our cast, as they always are,
01:04Daniel Walker, Jimmy Rees, Julia Morris, Luke McGregor and Nina Ayama.
01:14And I am not on my journey alone, no great man is.
01:17Santa has his elves, his dear and his attentive, loving wife.
01:21I've got kind of all of these three rolled into one
01:23in the form of my humble assistant, Tom Cashman.
01:30Alright, let's talk Prize Task Lesser Tom.
01:33What have they brought?
01:34Our contestants have been asked to bring in
01:36the most surprising thing to bring to a barbecue.
01:39The person with the most surprising thing will be awarded five points by our Taskmaster
01:44and the person who wins this whole episode tonight will take home all five prizes.
01:48Okay, I love surprises and I love barbecues, so this is perfect.
01:52Let's start with Jimmy.
01:54Um, well, it's more to surprise the host of the barbecue.
01:57It's actually a barbecue.
01:59All right.
02:05That's pretty good.
02:06It's also surprising, but it also kind of belittles the barbecuer.
02:10Yeah.
02:10They might be feeling a little surprised, but also then taken aback,
02:14that they're thinking, am I an inferior barbecuer?
02:16It's going to be hard to top.
02:17Nina, what have you got?
02:19I brought a plate of hair.
02:22LAUGHTER
02:23All right.
02:25Well, people might remember that Luke brought just a little pile of red hair last week
02:29and it didn't really work out for Luke.
02:30Yeah, it did look like your pubes.
02:32That's why I had to bring in my pubes as well.
02:34Whoa.
02:36Wow.
02:37They're very luscious.
02:39I must say, if at the barbecue they said bring a plate,
02:41that would be very surprising.
02:44Thank you.
02:45All right, Luke, what have you got?
02:47Well, I wanted to bring something practical as well as surprising,
02:50so this provides me some protection while also bringing surprising for everyone who's there.
02:55It's a mask in the shape of a butt.
02:57LAUGHTER
02:59You know what's frightening is it doesn't look too dissimilar to your face already.
03:08LAUGHTER
03:09So how will people know that you've got it on?
03:15LAUGHTER
03:15Most people would notice that I don't have a nose any more.
03:22LAUGHTER
03:23Um, Julia, what have you brought us that would surprise us at a barbecue?
03:28I don't know how surprising and it's certainly not amusing,
03:30but here it is.
03:30I had it made.
03:31It's a chocolate Taskmaster envelope.
03:34Oh, just like the envelope from the show?
03:36Yes, sir.
03:36I've got one for you right here.
03:37Now, the idea was to be a crawler.
03:40Oh, thank you.
03:44What you have done is you've brought a dessert to a barbecue.
03:49Yes.
03:50I mean, it's slightly surprising.
03:52You're like, oh, did you bring chops?
03:53No, I brought dessert.
03:54Oh, that's convenient.
03:55You're not like, oh, what the f***?
03:57Dessert?
03:58Like, it's not a...
03:58That's true.
03:59It's not a huge surprise.
04:01Danielle?
04:01For me, barbecues are family affairs.
04:05Mm-hm.
04:05And I thought my family would be pretty surprised
04:07if I rocked up to the next barbecue in this.
04:12Ooh.
04:13Amazing.
04:15Wow.
04:18I feel like I've met you and if you rocked up to a barbecue in that,
04:21I would not be surprised.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Me?
04:24And I feel like your family wouldn't be surprised either.
04:26In fact, I feel like your family would also be wearing that.
04:29LAUGHTER
04:29Well, I think we can agree.
04:33These are all very surprising things to bring to a barbecue.
04:35I just have to give them some scores.
04:37I think, Julia, the bottom on one,
04:39because the dessert is not very surprising.
04:41Bringing a mask that looks like your actual face
04:43is not that surprising.
04:45And so two points for you, Luke.
04:47This is really backfired.
04:50Danielle with the fetish suit, I think.
04:52Three points.
04:53Of course, I do think it would be very surprising,
04:55but I don't want to kink shame.
04:57Deeply disturbing to bring a plate of human hair.
05:01So four points to Nina.
05:02But the sheer aggression of bringing a barbecue to a barbecue.
05:06Five points to Jimmy.
05:08CHEERING
05:09That means Jimmy is winning
05:14and the other four are not winning.
05:17Would you like to see a team task?
05:19Are we going to see the bad improv group again?
05:22What do you reckon?
05:23I hope this one doesn't put you to sleep.
05:41Hello, Tom.
05:43He wasn't impressed.
05:44Hello.
05:45Oh, how lovely.
05:46You do it.
05:47You're turning.
05:48It's quite soft.
05:50Make a dream come true.
05:51Ooh, best dream wins.
05:54You have 30 minutes.
05:54Your time starts now.
05:55Make a dream come true.
05:57What was my most recent dream?
05:58That's also a nightmare, that one.
06:00Yeah.
06:01Yeah.
06:01So...
06:02What do we do?
06:03So, like, Brady goes somewhere and then...
06:05Can you turn around for a second?
06:07Sorry.
06:07Can you leave?
06:08Can you leave?
06:09No, leave.
06:09Get out of here.
06:10Yeah, sorry.
06:11Sorry.
06:12Tom, have you got a dream you'd like us to make come true for you?
06:14I can think of a few dreams I had as a child.
06:17Yeah, what are those?
06:18This is going to sound potentially a bit creepy.
06:20Uh-oh.
06:20Okay.
06:21There was, like, a fly, but it wasn't a real fly.
06:24It was, like, a robot fly that I could operate via remote control.
06:27Ah.
06:28And it would go to, like, my friend's houses and I could see what they were talking about
06:31and stuff and I knew all the information.
06:33That is creepy.
06:33Wow.
06:34You are a big old creep, aren't you?
06:36Because Tom has always been the guy with the pad, he's never got to do any of these fun
06:40challenges.
06:41What if we set up...
06:42We'll set up Tom a series of tasks.
06:43And he gets to play one.
06:44It's a dream come true.
06:44He gets to do what we do.
06:45We could make a fly, I could make a fly, and put it on a stick and have Tom gleefully
06:50watching on his iPad what's going on and he's like, oh, yuck, suck it.
06:55Finally get to watch Julia sleep.
06:58I've always wanted to watch Julia sleep because he's a big creep.
07:01He's a big sleeper.
07:01I was also going to say, what if his dream is like his parents telling them that they're
07:05proud of him?
07:05That's a great idea.
07:06All right, she's up on the slab.
07:08Whee!
07:09Actually, hang on.
07:10She can't sleep in a bra.
07:12Oh, yeah.
07:12No, so you're going to take that off.
07:14Are you guys okay with me taking it off?
07:16Of course.
07:18Boom!
07:19Over shoulder boulder holder, Tom.
07:21There it goes.
07:22That's for your dream later on tonight, Tom.
07:27Good to see the bad improv group is back.
07:30You weren't tempted to maybe go to a hospital and make a sick child's dream come true?
07:36In our defence, Tom does have the energy of a sickly child.
07:39Look at him.
07:40He's like, oh, my little child.
07:44It will be a high bar, though, for these two teams to make my dreams come true because
07:49working with you is a dream come true in and of itself.
07:54Here's our first set of dreamers attempting to recreate something that's actually cute and
07:58innocent and not even that creepy at all.
08:01It's Julia and Danielle.
08:04In order for authenticity, I feel like I need to dribble out the side of my mouth.
08:08Okay.
08:08Okay.
08:09If we could get a close-up on that dribbling mouth so that Tom can really see that close-up
08:15on the iPad, he'll love that so much.
08:24He'll love that so much.
08:26You're a freak.
08:34Mr. Taskmaster.
08:36I love you.
08:37I love you.
08:37I love you.
08:38I love you.
08:39I love you.
08:39I love you.
08:41I love you.
08:46Yes, Mr. Coulson.
08:48You're the master, Mr. Coulson.
08:50I will do anything you say, Mr. Coulson.
08:54At last, it's a task.
08:56Yeah, that's good.
09:10Tom, is this really a dream or more of a nightmare, do you think?
09:13I mean, I'm regretting telling you guys about this.
09:18I know I'm supposed to be judging the teams, but I feel like judging you, Tom.
09:22You seem like a bit of a creep.
09:24I mean, lots of people will often, when they're asked what their favourite superpower would be,
09:28they talk about being invisible and sneaking around and looking at people nude.
09:31And I just want a fly, when I was 12, to look at what the goss was at my friends' houses and stuff
09:36and leave me alone.
09:39Oh, so are you suggesting that Julia and Danielle turned your innocent dream into a creepy one?
09:44That is my accusation.
09:45Can I ask what the difference was between your dream and what we created?
09:48Someone took off their bra.
09:49Danielle, why were you kissing me in Tom's dream?
09:56Because I felt like there was an inherent creepiness in Tom's dream and he wanted to catch people doing stuff that was odd.
10:02If you think someone else is kissing the taskmaster in my dream, you're crazy.
10:05I think it's really important that we point out, too, where was the dance?
10:16Oh, yes.
10:16Because I should point out, in the group tasks, they've got an extra task where they have to do a dance at the end.
10:22No extra points for it.
10:23It doesn't count in the competition.
10:24And the other team doesn't have to do the dance.
10:26But you didn't do it this time.
10:29Did we forget to do it?
10:31You forgot to do it.
10:31Did we?
10:32Well, it was a completely pointless task, but as part of that task, if you do forget to do it, you lose points.
10:38What?
10:39Yeah, you got zero all those times for doing it and the one time you haven't done it, I think minus one.
10:44Okay, that is really rude of you and I'm not talking to you outside of the studio.
10:51That's the way I prefer it.
10:52These three were not very supportive when I asked them during the break if they thought the remote control fly dream was weird.
10:59It's Nina, Jimmy, and Luke.
11:04Hello, Tom.
11:06Hi, Luke.
11:07Is this for me?
11:10Dear Tom, we know that you are very sad that you don't get to do any of the tasks, so you want to make your dreams come true.
11:16Your first job is to become the taskmaster.
11:19You have five minutes.
11:21Your time starts now.
11:21Make it, um, make it three minutes.
11:24Make it?
11:24Three minutes.
11:25So you just update the task?
11:26Yeah.
11:27Okay.
11:32I have no respect for my assistant.
11:35Even though he tries his best and works day in, day out, I treat him with no respect at all.
11:44Please move outside for your next task.
11:47Okay.
11:49Hello.
11:50There's the task.
11:51Put the object in the bucket from the giraffe.
11:55You have five minutes.
11:57Your time starts now.
11:58Put this in the bucket.
11:59Yeah.
12:07Whoa.
12:07What's this?
12:08Is this part of it?
12:09It's a goose.
12:09All the information you need is in the task.
12:12All the information you need is in the task.
12:12All the information you need is in the task.
12:13Geese can be quite aggressive.
12:14You have four minutes.
12:16How did you orchestrate that?
12:19It's called nature, baby.
12:21Yes!
12:22Yes!
12:23Now move on to your next task.
12:26Here's your final task.
12:32Come into the lab and make your parents proud.
12:39Proudest parents win.
12:40You have two minutes.
12:42Your time starts now.
12:43Oh, Dad.
12:44Your hair is so much more.
12:46Shut up, son.
12:47Make me proud.
12:48I didn't know how.
12:5150 seconds.
12:52Well, we really love you, son.
12:54You love me?
12:55Yeah.
12:55Yeah.
12:56I think you're doing a great job as the taskmaster on the...
13:00The taskmaster's assistant.
13:01Oh.
13:03Oh, that's not what he said.
13:04Did he say...
13:05You're not the boss.
13:06No, I'm the assistant.
13:07We've already told everyone at the RSL that you're the taskmaster.
13:10They'll be giving us discounts.
13:12So what power do you have?
13:13Any?
13:14I wouldn't call it power.
13:15I'd more call it responsibility.
13:17Are you the one with the whistle?
13:19Yeah.
13:19Oh!
13:20You make me sick.
13:23That's who I want as a son.
13:24Blow the whistle!
13:26Wait, we've got to do the reveal.
13:28It was me all along, Tom.
13:29Oh, Luke.
13:31We're not your parents.
13:32Oh, no way.
13:33And it was me all along.
13:34I wasn't just me in a suit.
13:36Your face was never obscured.
13:38All right, I think the best way to end this is one of those 80s movies.
13:41Everyone jumps in the air and high-fives at the same time,
13:43and then they freeze us in the air.
13:44A climactic high-five.
13:52Okay, so the roles were reversed there.
13:54Thanks for demonstrating
13:54that tasks aren't that easy to come up with, are they?
13:58Do you really think that his lifelong dream
14:00was to take part in a task that involved
14:02throwing a thing in a bucket?
14:05And the geese that we organised?
14:06The geese?
14:07We organised some geese as well?
14:08Those were ducks.
14:09OK, we asked the geese, so who?
14:13Tom was genuinely terrified of those geese.
14:16They're ducks, Nina, for the last time.
14:19Didn't you try and fight some ducks earlier?
14:21I fought the geese.
14:22The geese are at the lake.
14:23Those are from the pond.
14:24All right, so I guess the real question is,
14:30did your dream come true?
14:31Well, how many points do I receive?
14:33Five.
14:34Oh, no, wait.
14:35Six.
14:36That has turned the table somewhat.
14:42Which dream do you think was better?
14:44I think the fly dream was, unfortunately,
14:47a very accurate depiction.
14:49But being awarded six points just blew my mind.
14:55So I'm going to have to give the Bad Improv Act five points.
14:59And I'm going to have to give Julia and Danielle four points.
15:03But let's not forget, minus one points,
15:05because you didn't do the dance.
15:07What are their overall scores in this episode so far, Tom?
15:10Jimmy is currently in the lead with ten points.
15:15Well, let's get straight into another task then, shall we?
15:18All right, here's a task we may never see the likes of ever again.
15:35Oh!
15:36Hello, Tom.
15:38Hi, Julia.
15:39Hello, friend.
15:40Oh, my God.
15:41Oh, my God.
15:43Is it dropping down?
15:46Hi, Danielle.
15:47Hey.
15:48Is it...
15:52Oh!
15:53Oh!
15:54Oh, no.
15:55Oh.
15:56Where are you looking?
15:57I think it might have landed over there.
15:59Oh!
16:00Yeah!
16:05Okay, got it.
16:06Let's go.
16:07Do the most incredible once-in-a-lifetime thing.
16:13You must never have done it before.
16:14And you must never do it again.
16:17You have 30 minutes.
16:18Your time starts now.
16:19Are you going to, like, follow me around for the rest of my life to make sure I don't do
16:23it again?
16:23No, but I'll hear about it.
16:25No, but I'll hear about it.
16:25Mmm.
16:27So they must never have done it before and must never do it again.
16:32And most incredible wins.
16:34Would you like to see the first attempt?
16:35I'd love to.
16:35Here's one of Reece's pieces.
16:37It's Jimmy Reece.
16:39Never towed a caravan without assistance of a machine.
16:44Do you think you could?
16:45Let's just give it a go.
16:46Okay.
16:47Okay?
16:47I need a costume, I think.
16:50Okay.
16:50This ute could pull it and I'll be ute man.
16:53Okay.
16:54You've got one job.
16:55You've got to facilitate the birth of ute man.
16:58Wah!
17:00Wah!
17:02Oh.
17:03Wah!
17:05Oh!
17:07Oh!
17:09Beautiful ute baby.
17:14Oh, that's gross.
17:15Strange unit you are.
17:20Oh, yep.
17:22Think it's ready to move?
17:23Might just have to put a marker down so you can see.
17:26Here's the starting position.
17:28Right.
17:29Here we go.
17:31Come on, ute man!
17:33Ready?
17:34Bend in the knees, ute man!
17:37Oh, did you see it?
17:40That was the start of the banana.
17:42It's gone at least that much of a banana.
17:45Wow, that's amazing.
17:47It's hard to press the beat there, I think.
17:51See you, Dad.
17:55Very good, Jimmy.
17:57Good to see the dress-ups back.
17:59I quite liked it.
18:00Oh, cool.
18:00I just thought it gave you a bit of a back story.
18:04Yeah.
18:06You've never pulled a caravan before in your life, have you?
18:09No.
18:09I do have a caravan and I do have a ute and I often join them together and...
18:14Is joining them together how a ute baby is made?
18:18Oh, yes, it's like Avatar.
18:22So part of the point of this task is that it needs to be incredible.
18:25I think an argument could be made that it wasn't the most incredible thing we've ever seen.
18:29However...
18:29It was once in a lifetime.
18:30It was once in a lifetime and he didn't do it again.
18:33Which is great.
18:34Except we should probably check the footage one more time to make sure that that's true.
18:38Okay.
18:39Tom Cashman.
18:40Oh, did you see it?
18:42See it?
18:42Yeah.
18:43Yeah, I'll do it again for you.
18:44Okay.
18:47Goal!
18:48Yes!
18:51I'll do it again for you.
18:53Are you doing it again?
18:53Doing it again.
18:58I think I'll just give it one more.
19:00Goal!
19:02I'm just going to do one more.
19:03Come on, you stupid caravan!
19:06Okay, blow the whistle.
19:07Oh, that's such a shame because I was just saying how you did such a great job.
19:16Jimmy moved the caravan five times in the space of three minutes.
19:20Would you like to see another one?
19:21Yes.
19:22It must be wet on the East Coast and dry in Peru because La Nina is here.
19:28I'm going to go to the...
19:29I was going to say the oven.
19:31What's that thing called?
19:31A shed.
19:32Shed.
19:33I'm going to try and make like a Rube Goldberg machine.
19:36What's that?
19:36It's like a domino, but you have all the different things.
19:44Oh!
19:45This is the best day of my life.
19:47I think Rube would be proud.
19:49Stay.
19:49Stay.
19:50Stay.
19:51No.
19:51I mean, that's just actually good.
19:53Maybe I'm like Rube Goldberg reincarnated.
19:56When that grows up, that will spur this ball to roll.
20:0130 seconds.
20:02Ha!
20:02I think I've got it.
20:05Okay.
20:06Are you ready for my big machine?
20:10Okay.
20:11Wow.
20:20All right.
20:36Bye
20:40Okay, who's next?
20:53I mean, what do you want me to say?
20:56Good job, nailed it
20:58Well, if there's one plus, I'm glad you're never going to do that ever again in your life
21:01Because I don't want to see it again in my life
21:03Even if the machine had worked, the skateboard was going to go down the ramp
21:08And then what was it going to do at that point?
21:10It was going to go onto the pizza flipper
21:13Which was going to somehow push the ball
21:18Which was going to drop onto the net, which was going to flip it over
21:21Rube Goldberg never used the word somehow
21:24When trying to explain how his machine works
21:27I didn't realise you were old enough to be friends with Rube Goldberg
21:29Saying that I'm old isn't an insult
21:32It just means I own a house and you don't
21:34Okay, who's next?
21:40Here's Julia and Danielle
21:42Wet t-shirt competition is where my mind immediately goes to
21:45Okay
21:46But I'm not sure that's what anyone wants to see
21:48I can't do that
21:49What?
21:50I'm just going to rob the house next door
21:53Oh no
21:53Oh!
21:54Do you know what I've never done?
21:56What?
21:56Doeys
21:56What's that?
21:58That's where you fang your car in a circle
22:00Oh, don't I?
22:01Yeah
22:01I want to have a pool in the ute
22:03In the back of the ute?
22:04Yeah, with bubble bath
22:05With bubble bath?
22:06Yes
22:06You might want to remove the glasses
22:08Well, I need the glasses more than I need the helmet, don't I?
22:12Oh!
22:14Okay, let's get in the car, Tom
22:15Are you a religious man, Tom?
22:17No
22:17It might be time to reach out to your God if you want to
22:20Okay
22:21No
22:22What was that?
22:23Nothing
22:24There's a bubble found
22:27That is simply a fart
22:29You farted?
22:31Tom, we're going to send it!
22:32Woohoo!
22:35Oh
22:36Oh
22:36Oh
22:36Oh
22:37Woohoo!
22:44We're actually going quite slowly
22:46In a straight line
22:48Uh-oh, I'm farting
22:50It wasn't a fart, was it?
22:53I wish there was another gun
22:54Because you'd love
22:55It's really fun
22:56Woohoo!
22:57Woohoo!
22:58Woohoo!
22:59Woohoo!
23:00Woohoo!
23:01Woohoo!
23:02Woohoo!
23:02We're just driving in circles
23:04At quite a moderate speed
23:05Woohoo!
23:08Oh, Tom
23:14No, no, the brake's working
23:15Oh, no, no, no, no
23:16Is the brake working?
23:17Oh, my God
23:17Oh, God
23:18Oh, no
23:19Oh, dear Lord
23:21Oh, no
23:21You've got 38 seconds
23:24One more
23:25Look at that
23:30We totally sent it
23:32There are vaguely indents in the grass
23:34That, sir
23:35Is a donut
23:37Daniele, are you saying that in Queensland
23:45Having a bath is a once-in-a-lifetime event?
23:49No, I just never got to do it in the ute
23:51I always wanted to as a kid
23:53But Dad's ute tray was rusted out
23:55Hang on, this is something you've actually dreamed of already?
23:59I can't believe you thought about it
24:00Before the day you did that task
24:02Because, uh, Nina clearly hadn't
24:05Now, Julie, you had a helmet on
24:09But you didn't give one to Tom Cashman
24:10What's that about?
24:12There was only one available on the day
24:14Your one bit of concern for my safety
24:16Was just asking me whether I believed in God
24:18What do you reckon a donut is?
24:21I feel like you need more slippage
24:22When you're doing a donut
24:23I've only ever heard about donuts
24:25I've never seen them, never done them
24:27Well, you grew up in Gosford, though
24:28I know
24:29But no donuts
24:31Your parents probably did one
24:32Driving you home from the hospital
24:34Undoubtedly
24:35But, uh, no, I'd never done a donut
24:38And I have no intentions of ever doing one again
24:40What about, uh, driving carefully in a circle?
24:46If I'm not mistaken, there's one left
24:49Doing it once
24:49It's Luke McGregor
24:51I'm thinking I might jump in a lake
24:52You've never jumped in a lake before?
24:54Like, I've been in a pool before
24:56But I've never just, like, seen a lake and gone
24:58I'll just jump in that
24:59Have there been opportunities in your past
25:00Where you could have jumped in a lake?
25:02I guess every time I've been near a lake, I guess, yeah
25:03I don't think I've ever jumped in a lake either
25:05Do you want to jump in with me?
25:07Oh
25:07If I like it, I'm going to jump in a lake again
25:09But I'll never jump in a lake holding hands with you again
25:12Okay
25:12After this moment
25:13Oh my gosh
25:17What are you thinking?
25:22Like, I googled the amount of stuff you can get from a lake
25:25There's just a lot of bacteria
25:27Do you have any open wounds?
25:29No
25:29Okay
25:30But you've got a butthole, obviously
25:32Yeah
25:32So that's, yeah
25:33So
25:34Me too
25:35No, no, no
25:37No hiding it now
25:37Do you want to jump in there?
25:39I think want
25:40Wouldn't be the right word
25:42You want to just
25:43Make out instead?
25:45Make out
25:46And then we don't have to get in a lake
25:47Yeah
25:47Like, we'll just kiss
25:48No tongue
25:49You okay with that?
25:50Yeah
25:51Do you want to dip me?
25:51Or do you want to be dipped?
25:53Perhaps I should be dipped
25:53Okay
25:54I'm saying this is your idea
25:55Full consent?
25:57Yeah, full consent
25:57Okay
25:58I'm going to come in like this
25:59Oh, okay
26:00And then I'm going to go out
26:01And then just put your arm over here
26:04And then down
26:05Okay, I'm coming in time
26:07Full consent
26:08I think that'll come out really good on camera
26:15That's your once in a lifetime thing
26:17Oh, do you want to draw each other?
26:19Can you look out for a second?
26:20Whoa
26:25All right, I'm done
26:27It's actually lovely
26:30So is yours
26:31It's the alternate universe
26:33Where you got into the lake
26:35And how good our arses feel right now?
26:37My arse feels
26:38Normal
26:39Well, I'm getting sunburned
26:41So I'm going to go back inside
26:43Thanks, Phil
26:44Oh, God
26:47Oh, I forgot
26:49So, Luther, you were germaphobe
26:57Yep
26:57And I thought just before I jump in
26:59I'll do a quick Google
27:00That was a mistake
27:02So you couldn't even do it just that once
27:05No, I was scared of all the bacteria that can crawl up
27:10If you think there's bacteria in a lake
27:14Wait till you
27:15I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that
27:18Having watched that
27:21What were you actually doing once in a lifetime there?
27:23It was just a collection of weird events
27:25If you put anything together in a random list like that
27:27You'll probably never do it again
27:29Yeah, well, that was the whole idea of the task, right?
27:34Okay, well, I guess I should score them, shouldn't I?
27:37I have a vested interest in Luke's doing well, I've just realised
27:40Because if you give him five points, that means kissing me is incredible
27:43Well, I think we all agree that Jimmy is disqualified
27:48I can't believe this, but somehow you're not going to get one, Nina
27:51You're getting two
27:52Yes!
27:53And then I'm going to give Luke three
27:56Danielle got very excited by a bath
27:58But given she's been looking forward to it for a whole life
28:00I'll give her four points
28:01And I can't believe I'm going to say this
28:02Julia Morris is going to get five points
28:04For doing a very, very large ordinary donut
28:07We're going to jump straight into another task
28:13What can you tell me about it, Tom Cashman?
28:15If this task isn't completed in 30 minutes or less, it's free
28:18Hello, Tom, where are you?
28:37Hello?
28:40Hi, babes
28:41Buongiorno
28:42Buongiorno!
28:43How you going, buddy?
28:45Just waiting for the sound delay, are you?
28:49Okay, that's a little truck
28:51That's a tricycle
28:53Boat
28:54Friend
28:56Pizza
28:57Oh, there's pizza
28:59Oh, okay
29:07Deliver this pizza to Tom
29:09The fewest steps wins
29:12Your time starts now
29:15Forza Italia
29:18So time didn't matter in this one
29:22Our contestants needed to deliver the pizza to me
29:25In the fewest steps possible
29:27A step is the action of raising a foot
29:29And placing it down elsewhere
29:30I know what a step is
29:32Anyway, let's watch them try
29:35The first to step up to not step
29:37Is Danielle and Jimmy
29:39There's a goose poo right there
29:46I've got no traction, Tom
29:50God, this is a nightmare
29:53Come on, boat
29:54This thing sucks
29:57That's not steps
29:58That's crawling, dude
30:00Quick!
30:01Oh, yeah
30:01Gosh
30:06Is that actually you, Tom?
30:09Buongiorno
30:10You bastards
30:17That's not Tom
30:18Oh, my God
30:20Buongiorno
30:21Comi di chiame
30:22You opened with Italian, dude
30:26Oh, for goodness sake
30:27Come on
30:28Where does this even go?
30:32Oh, God
30:33Okay
30:33Pizza
30:34Big steps
30:38Come on
30:39Hop
30:40Hop
30:41Tom
30:42I'm just going to crawl
30:44And find Tom
30:46Oh
30:47Thomas
30:56Marjorie Cashman
30:58I don't know what your middle name is
30:59But you disgust me
31:01Don't drop the pizza
31:04Oh, it's very wet
31:05Is it in there?
31:10No!
31:14Far out
31:15God
31:16Where's my pizza?
31:23I've got a pizza bag now
31:30Is this pizza?
31:32Thanks, Daniel
31:40How are you feeling?
31:41Honestly
31:42I might vomit
31:43Oh, right
31:44Thanks, Jimmy
31:46No worries, mate
31:47Enjoy
31:47Did you enjoy this task?
31:57No
31:58Boat sank
31:59When I was in the lake
32:00It started to sink
32:01So, yeah
32:02I had to get pulled out of the lake
32:03And that's why you're a bit wet there at the end
32:07Yeah, my asshole is in heaps of trouble
32:09Well, I must admit
32:14The presentation of the pizza
32:15At the very end for Danielle
32:16It was not too bad
32:17Not the worst
32:18Jimmy's was almost perfect somehow
32:20How did you strap it up into a ball, Jimmy
32:23And then turn it back into a pizza again?
32:26I have absolutely no idea
32:28It's also good to know that if we do have a pay dispute
32:31We can replace Tom Cashman with the Italian Tom
32:33Please don't
32:35How'd they do?
32:40Jimmy took 50 steps
32:41Danielle took 48 steps
32:44Two less than Jimmy
32:45All right, Tom
32:47Who else have you got?
32:48Neither of them are Hawaiian
32:49But they're both supreme
32:50It's Julia and Luke
32:52Deliver this pizza to Tom
32:53Fewer steps win
32:54Your time starts
32:55Now
32:57This, I'm not convinced
33:03Is going to carry
33:04The pizza all that way, Tom
33:06We are going to discuss your outfit
33:13When I get there
33:14I'm coming, Tom
33:15Is it bomb?
33:16Is it fake, Tom?
33:18Buongiorno
33:19Terrific task, guys
33:21Really appreciate it
33:22Oh, no
33:23Is that not you, Tom?
33:24Tom, I don't have my glasses
33:25Can you give me a heads up
33:26That that's you?
33:27Buongiorno
33:28Okay, great
33:29Okay, great
33:29I'm going to park it over there
33:31And come back to you
33:32I don't think I've done this well
33:34Ow!
33:37Stinging metal, Tom
33:39Ah!
33:40It's stinging my vagine
33:42Buongiorno
33:46I've just realised
33:48I'm not meant to be delivering it to you
33:49Because you're not Tom
33:50It's only just this second
33:51Occurred to me
33:52So we're the living
33:54F*** is Tom
33:55You're not Tom, are you?
33:58Where are you, Tom?
33:59You cheeky f***
34:00Do you know where Tom is?
34:03Buongiorno
34:03Oh
34:04I've got f***ing Ed Sheeran over here
34:08Pretending he's you
34:09I was going to do this
34:10You ready?
34:11Buongiorno
34:11I'm going to slap the living f*** out of Tom
34:16When I see him with his pizza
34:18Oh no
34:22That's still working
34:24That's still fine
34:25That's working
34:25This is not even the way to go
34:27Did you see that flying in my mouth?
34:32Tom!
34:33Buongiorno
34:33Not you!
34:34The last thing my teenager said to me
34:37Was don't embarrass me
34:38Ah!
34:39Tom, I'm actually going to kill you
34:42Has Tom gone?
34:44Where are we?
34:45I don't even know what's happening anymore
34:47This has always been my favourite Tom anyway
34:51Hi Luke
34:55Hey buddy
34:57That's the whole pizza
35:00Well one slice is with Buongiorno
35:02Hi Julia
35:05You might like some pizza Tom
35:07Thanks Luke
35:08Thanks buddy
35:09Thanks
35:10F***ing douchebag
35:14So Julia
35:18I sense that you really enjoyed that task
35:20Yeah
35:20Honestly
35:21When I got over there
35:22And realised it wasn't Tom
35:23It was all of my strength
35:25Not to really turn
35:26Julia took approximately
35:28One step every two seconds
35:30What about you Luke?
35:35It was not as clear
35:36As if you were as frustrated
35:38I used to be a pizza deliverer
35:40And it's way easier with a car and a dress
35:43Julia took a total of 961 steps
35:53Julia took a total of 961 steps
35:53And Luke took 902 steps
35:58Okay there's one left yeah
36:01That's right
36:02Is it last because she's been successful?
36:04We'll see
36:05It's Nina Oyama
36:06I feel like this pizza just means the singular slice
36:11That feels like a Tom lookalike
36:23That feels like a Tom lookalike
36:24Can you say buongiorno again?
36:26Buongiorno
36:27Can you say it again?
36:31Buongiorno
36:32I reckon Tom's in the house
36:34There he goes
36:37Now we are cooking with gas
36:45No
36:46You're kangaroo
36:49You're kangaroo
36:50I really feel like he's down at the lake and that is him and it wasn't a trick
37:00I'm either going to be the smartest person or the dumbest person
37:03Nooo
37:06Oh man oh yeah he's definitely at the lake
37:10That was what they call in the business a bust
37:14So oh no
37:16Oh well I'm just going to have to go with the rest of the pizza
37:18Sorry boo
37:20We're back here where it all began
37:22Oh
37:23Oh
37:24Okay
37:25Hi
37:26Buongiorno
37:26Sorry for the long wait sir
37:28Pizza
37:31Pizza delivery
37:33Yes
37:35Yes
37:36Ciao Bella
37:37Buongiorno
37:38Buongiorno
37:39That's amore
37:40Oh my god
37:47Do you have my pizza?
37:52I've been waiting more than half an hour
37:53Oh wait
37:54Where's my pizza?
37:58It's coming
38:00It's coming
38:01It's coming
38:02It's coming
38:03Oh well this is cool
38:05Luckily I left a pizza on the ground here
38:08I'm not giving up
38:09I'm jumping
38:11What happened?
38:12Dinner is served
38:21Dinner is served
38:22Nina we were all wanting you to win
38:29What happened?
38:30I don't know low self esteem
38:31I don't know
38:32Oh that was the worst day of my life
38:35You worked out so early that it wasn't Tom Cashman
38:40Why did you change your mind?
38:42Because I just thought they wouldn't make us go up the stairs
38:45Once I got to the stairs I was like
38:47Nah they wouldn't
38:49I think the real tragedy of this task is
38:51If you believed in yourself you would have won
38:54I think that's the tragedy of my entire life
38:57That's actually true as well
39:00If you'd gone upstairs
39:01At that point
39:02At that point
39:03You were only on 37 steps
39:04Ohhhh
39:06How did she do?
39:07Total
39:08505 steps
39:10Still alright
39:11We have Julia on one point
39:14Luke with two
39:15Nina with three somehow
39:17And then we have Jimmy with four
39:19And Danielle wins the task with five points
39:21Okay
39:23And what about episode scoreboard?
39:26Who's getting that butt mask?
39:28Danielle is in the lead with 15 points
39:30Okay
39:32There's no better time than now to settle it for once and all
39:37Everyone up on the stage we're going live!
39:40I see you've got some refreshments for us Tom
39:46And Julia will tell us why
39:48Julia please read the tar
39:50I shall do so
39:52Ha ha
39:53Pick a biscuit
39:54That's what it says pick a biscuit
39:58I'm going to go for nice because my English teacher used to say
40:01Nice means sticky biscuits
40:02Well my last name's Scottish and I've got fingers
40:05So I guess I'll go the scotch finger
40:08I'm going to take the one with some pink and red in it
40:13It's an iced verbo
40:14What's that one called?
40:15It's a ginger nut
40:16Luke McGregor
40:17And I'll just take the last one
40:23I know what you're thinking
40:24This is the easiest task in the world
40:26Oh thank you
40:28In time with the music
40:30Dunk and undunk your biscuit in your tea and coffee when you hear the whistle
40:36At any stage you may surrender by placing your biscuit on the plate
40:40If your biscuit breaks you are disqualified
40:43Last fully intact biscuit to be surrendered wins
40:49Please step up to your biscuits
40:51Oh my, can I kneel stand by
40:55Oh
40:59Oh
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42:29a winner for our live task. Well done. Round of applause for Jimmy Reis.
42:37We've been deep in a riveting game of bicky dunking. Jimmy had a solid one left and you also
42:44did okay, didn't you Nina? Yes, I surrendered real early. Okay, talk us through your failure, Luke.
42:50Well, occasionally I would touch the biscuit to see if it had any structural integrity left
42:55and I think in doing that I ruined the structural integrity of the biscuit.
43:01All right, so what are the final scores for this task? So we have three disqualifications. Nina
43:05receives four points for that task and Jimmy takes it home with five points.
43:09Oh, okay. Who is our winner for tonight's episode? So at the end of tonight's episode,
43:15one point in front of Nina, it's Jimmy with 19 points. Congratulations, Jimmy. Five surprising
43:23things belong to you. Get on stage and get yourself to a barbecue.
43:30That's it. Episode seven done and dusted. We learnt that Tom Cashman could be watching
43:36any of us at any moment with a remote control fly. We learnt that Tom Cashman's body double
43:42needs Italian lessons. In non-Tom centric news, we learnt that our winner for episode seven is Jimmy.
43:50Show them the love they deserve for at least a few seconds. We'll see you next week.
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