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01:00shh this way
01:06oh good evening one
01:10well you only just made it
01:12come along into the classroom
01:14in a moment
01:15first I have to go someplace
01:17oh don't you
01:18come on this way
01:23hi good evening everyone
01:26well I may as well warn you
01:31that I'm not in the best of humors tonight
01:33in fact I have a serious complaint
01:34why don't you go to the doctor
01:36it's not that sort of complaint Danielle
01:38I'm far from happy with your progress
01:40I feel as if I'm banging my head against a brick wall
01:43oh blimey if you're doing that
01:45you will be getting a headache
01:46I checked your homework last night
01:49and frankly I think you're getting worse
01:51now Max the great form of address
01:53for a cardinal is not Westminster Cathedral
01:55I didn't know he'd moved
01:59that should have been your eminence
02:03and Danielle the word conjugate
02:05is applied to verbs
02:06and has nothing whatsoever to do
02:07with marital relations
02:08oh I am sorry
02:11and as for you Ranjeet
02:12well some of your answers
02:13made no sense whatsoever
02:14that is because
02:16I'm not understanding
02:17the gist of the questions
02:19so I'm answering different questions
02:21that I do understand
02:23that is not the object of homework
02:26thousand apologies
02:28buonasera
02:29Giovanni
02:30what time do you call this?
02:32errrr
02:32ten past seven
02:34you're late
02:36haven't you got a watch?
02:37ah
02:37I had a watch
02:38it was a beautiful watch
02:40it was raster proof
02:41shocker proof
02:42waterproof
02:43everything
02:44the only trouble is
02:45it wasn't quite super proof
02:47super proof?
02:49yeah
02:49last night
02:50I'm working in the restaurant
02:51and whoops at the daisy
02:52I dropped it in the sofa
02:54I asked
02:58have you seen one?
03:00one what?
03:03one Cervantes
03:03Cervantes
03:04ah
03:04excuse me
03:05no
03:05where the devil
03:06has he got to?
03:10eh
03:10perdón señora
03:11eh
03:12it's ok
03:13my friend
03:14wait here for me
03:14oh I don't know
03:16about that
03:16it's only
03:17to finish class
03:18oh
03:19alright then
03:20do you want a cup of tea?
03:22eh
03:23he not speak
03:24the English
03:24good
03:24eh
03:25not like me
03:26oh
03:26you wait here
03:30no speak
03:31no nothing
03:32K-O
03:33no K-O
03:35oh-kay
03:37oh-kay
03:38right now
03:41this evening
03:41we're going to
03:42concentrate on the alphabet
03:43I'm going to run the class
03:44and I want each of you
03:46to give me a word
03:46beginning with a different
03:47letter from the alphabet
03:48Max we'll start with you
03:49A or A
03:50a desk
03:53no Max
03:55that's a D
03:56alright
03:57D desk
03:58no Max
04:00desk does not begin
04:01with the letter A
04:02I want a word
04:02beginning with the letter A
04:03a door
04:05good
04:06a door
04:06well done
04:07excuse please
04:08yes Ali
04:09I'm not understanding
04:10why you are saying
04:11a desk is not right
04:13but a door is right
04:14ah yes
04:15well you see
04:15when Max said a door
04:16he was meaning
04:17the verb to a door
04:18and although they do
04:19sound the same
04:20he didn't mean
04:20a door
04:21for example
04:22this door
04:22am I right Max?
04:24sure you're right
04:24I'm meaning
04:25henny door
04:26at this rate
04:29it'll take us a week
04:29to get through the alphabet
04:30oh we'll try again Max
04:32please give me
04:33a word beginning
04:34with the letter A
04:35and I don't want A something
04:36just one word
04:37beginning with the letter A
04:38think of a fruit
04:40apple
04:41apple
04:42good
04:42Danielle
04:43B
04:44B for brown
04:46good
04:47B for beautiful
04:48yeah thank you Danielle
04:50Anna C
04:53red
04:54red
04:55what's that got to do
04:57with C
04:57red C
04:58I want a word
05:02beginning with the letter C
05:03cow
05:04yes
05:05well done
05:06tarot
05:07D
05:08arse
05:09darko
05:13darko
05:14well
05:15dark
05:15k
05:16dark
05:17k
05:17yes
05:18good
05:19Jamila
05:20E
05:21heavenly
05:22good
05:23excellent
05:24well done
05:24Giovanni
05:26F
05:26thick
05:27thick
05:28that's right
05:29no there's no such word as thick
05:32sure there is
05:33my boss is English
05:34and he say lots of times
05:36through thick
05:37and through thin
05:38yes
05:40well your boss's grammar
05:41isn't very good
05:42and don't give me the old chestnut
05:43about his grammar
05:44being very good for her age
05:45I'll not say that
05:47good
05:47she's dead
05:48my F everybody
05:51look there's far too much levity in this class
05:53don't forget that you have your exams coming up shortly
05:56now try and take it seriously please
05:57Giovanni
05:58a word beginning with F
06:00female
06:01good
06:02well done
06:03su li
06:04g
06:05glate
06:06glate
06:06glate
06:07as in glate wall of china
06:09built by grolliest chinese workers
06:11ah yes
06:11thank you
06:12su li
06:12perdón
06:14ah
06:16van
06:16we're just going through the alphabet
06:18por favor
06:19por favor
06:19a b c d e
06:22ah ah si
06:23alfabeto
06:24a b c d
06:26would you like to give me a word
06:29beginning with the letter h
06:30ah
06:31ah si
06:33pues
06:33por favor
06:37alfabeto
06:39palabra
06:40ah palabra
06:41julai
06:43julai
06:44si
06:44april
06:45may
06:46jun
06:46julai
06:46no one that's a j
06:50july
06:50i want h
06:51ah
06:52si
06:52hacienda
06:53yeah
06:54well i'll accept that
06:55por favor
06:56it's all right
06:56doesn't matter
06:56sit down
06:57go
06:58sir
06:58ali
07:00i
07:02i
07:03you are what
07:04the word beginning with the letter i
07:08infidel
07:09are you meaning me
07:10yes
07:11hi
07:12sit down
07:13ranjit
07:14j
07:15jackass
07:16are you meaning me
07:19no
07:20damn
07:20not your damn
07:22take one up you monkey face
07:24quiet please sit down both of you
07:26danielle
07:26k
07:27k for kind hearted
07:30good
07:30k for kiss
07:31yes
07:31and i think that'll do danielle
07:34thank you
07:35uh max
07:37l
07:37elephant
07:38now max try again
07:42love
07:44good
07:45anna
07:46m
07:47meister zinger
07:48camilla
07:50p
07:50n
07:51knitting
07:53no knitting begins with a k
07:56lo ji
07:56achi zwaan hai
07:57kubol
07:57sikhye to kaseh sikhye
07:59likhte kuch hain
07:59bholte kuch hain
08:00what do you knit with
08:01ah
08:04wool
08:05what are these
08:09needles
08:11needles
08:11excellent
08:12well done
08:13giovanni
08:14can you give me a word beginning with the letter o
08:16horrible
08:17no
08:18holiday
08:19no
08:20hopeless
08:22yes you are
08:25you keep dropping your aspirates
08:27eh
08:28i'll not drop nothing
08:32no no no no no
08:33an aspirate is the sound made by the letter h
08:36the words you've given me all start with h and not with an o
08:38scusi
08:39i want a word beginning with o
08:41come on
08:42how to say it
08:43that's better
08:44excuse me mr brown
08:46ah hello
08:46miss courtney wants to see you in the tea room
08:49ah all right
08:49i'll be as quick as i can
08:51giovanni would you take charge of the class
08:52si professor
08:53i think you'd better come too pedro
08:57whatever
08:58miss courtney's found your fishy friend
09:01are you going to answer me
09:04look
09:05what is your name
09:07who are you and what are you doing here
09:12what seems to be the problem miss courtney
09:13this is
09:14i just came in here and found him
09:16well he seems to be some sort of foreigner but i can't get a word out of him
09:20is he one of yours
09:21no i'm not sure
09:22well you can find out what he's doing here
09:24after all you do seem to have a way with these foreign persons
09:29well i'll do my best
09:30hello
09:31what is your name
09:34name
09:35do you speak english
09:37no
09:38parlez-vous francais
09:40sprechen de deutsch
09:42parlez-italiano
09:43hablois spagnol
09:45say something even if it's only got nothing
09:47amigo
09:50everything's alright
09:52not worry
09:53not worry
09:53oh man you know this person
09:55si
09:55i tell you truth
09:56he's my brother
09:58your brother
09:59i don't believe you
10:00okay
10:00i tell you truth
10:01he's not my brother
10:03he's a good friend
10:06we sleep together
10:07pardon
10:07not in the same bed
10:11same room
10:12look
10:13why don't you tell me the whole story
10:14okay
10:15okay
10:15i make it a clean chest
10:17breast
10:17si
10:18but you must promise me
10:20not to tell nobody
10:21well let's hear what you have to say first
10:23his name
10:24is boris
10:25his marinero
10:26marinero
10:27si
10:27oh a sailor
10:32sailor
10:33last night
10:34he come in bar
10:35where he work
10:35he's russian
10:36russian
10:37si
10:38you mean he was in a hurry
10:39no no
10:40he's russian
10:41from russia
10:42oh
10:43sailor
10:45a russian sailor
10:46si
10:47we drink
10:48vodka
10:49si
10:50vodka
10:50and he asked me
10:51for mental home
10:52asked you for what
10:54he say
10:54no go back russia
10:56ask me for mental home
10:58casa de loco
10:59asylum
11:01political asylum
11:02si si
11:03he's a defector
11:06no
11:07he's russian
11:08you not let him
11:11take him back
11:12oh no
11:12of course not
11:13this is a free country
11:14if he wants to stay here
11:15he's perfectly at liberty
11:16to do so
11:16welcome to england
11:18comrade
11:19what do you want
11:48you're supposed to be
11:50studying the books
11:51who say so
11:52i say so
11:54yeah
11:55look
11:56professor is a put me in charge
11:58you gotta do what i tell you
12:00now
12:01i'm gonna ask the questions
12:02and you're gonna give me the answers
12:04hokey cokey
12:07ali
12:09uh-huh
12:10yeah yes please
12:11what is a noun
12:12oh blimey
12:14it is very simple
12:15noun is a lady
12:17who is living in a convent
12:18kasanana
12:22hey jamila
12:23what's the plural of
12:27a thief
12:28huh
12:28the plural of a thief
12:31a thief
12:32robbers
12:35no
12:36not robbers
12:38look
12:39these are robbers
12:41one thief
12:45two
12:46thiefs
12:47that's better
12:48max
12:49what's the opposite
12:52of bitter
12:53lotter
12:55that's not right
12:58sure it is
12:59opposite of bitter money
13:01is lotter money
13:02quiet
13:05please
13:06silencio
13:07thank you giovanni
13:08you can sit down
13:09uh juan i think it might be a good idea if boris sat next to you
13:13yeah
13:14for your uh general information boris is from russia
13:19ah much better he sit next me
13:21rather than representative of capitalist philosophy
13:24oh sorry to disappoint you sully but uh boris has decided to change horses
13:28oh blimey is he a russian cowboy
13:31no ali i mean that he's decided that he prefers our democratic way of life to the russian regime
13:38he's a defector
13:39he's later but the ling lusher embassy
13:41that will do no such thing sully
13:43uh boris has made his decision and after the class miss courtney will inform the home office
13:47who will then decide whether he can stay
13:49why he wish to reeve lusher
13:51well i haven't the faintest idea
13:52hey maybe he's a spy
13:54yeah
13:55a double agent
13:56maybe sully is right
13:58we send him back where he came from
13:59he should be interrogated
14:01sit down everybody quiet please
14:05sit down i'm sure that boris has a perfectly good reason for wishing to remain here
14:09boris
14:10dada
14:11would you come out here please
14:12uh well
14:15one
14:16yes
14:17does boris speak any english
14:18uh i teach him a little
14:20oh good
14:21why do you wish to leave russia
14:23por favor
14:24i see you speak english as well as one does
14:29it's all right
14:30why do you wish to leave russia
14:32come over here
14:35russia
14:40dada
14:41england
14:46dada
14:47why you leave russia
14:50to stay in england
14:52ah
14:53a woman
15:08dada
15:09is this true one
15:10si si
15:11last night in bar
15:13he meets beautiful girl
15:14he has fallen
15:15how you say here
15:17heels over head
15:18head over heels
15:20oh well thank you boris
15:22you can sit down now
15:23uh sit down
15:26dada
15:26vive l'amour boris
15:29well sully i'm sure even you wouldn't wish to stand in the way of true love
15:34true love should be for state not individual
15:36yes well not this side of the iron curtain
15:38now where were we up to in the alphabet uh which letter have we got to
15:42p p well then suppose you give me a word beginning with p
15:46plopaganda
15:47propaganda
15:48as used by decadent western world to splat rise about growly as peace rubbing chinese
15:54so lady you have to make a political speech every time you answer a question
15:58yes chairman mao he says it is duty of those who can see to guide brine to right of truth
16:05the eight points for attention are as follows do not damage clops do not take riveties with women
16:12do not
16:13you sit down thank you that'll do
16:15ali
16:17you give me a word beginning with q
16:19q
16:22yes
16:23go on
16:24q
16:25yes
16:26come on
16:27q
16:28ali will you give me a word beginning with the letter q
16:31oh blimey i'm giving it to you three times already
16:34q like bus stop q
16:38oh
16:38yes i'm sorry
16:40well done
16:41taro
16:42a
16:43arse
16:43radio
16:46good
16:47ranjeet
16:48s
16:49eskimo
16:50eskimo begins with an e
16:53thousand apologies
16:55think of a word that describes you
16:57it's stupid
16:59stupid
16:59you have to get pakistani popadam
17:03don't you call me pakistani popadam you brown of chapati
17:06all right that'll do sit down for both of you one tea
17:11for favor
17:12for favor
17:12tea
17:13ha
17:13tea
17:15ha
17:15tea
17:16no no one i don't mean it's time for the tea break
17:22for favor
17:23never mind sit down
17:24no but no but excuse me mr brown
17:27ah what is it this time gladys
17:29there's another one turned up
17:31another what
17:32a rusky
17:33i've shown him into miss courtney's office
17:35i am captain
17:36very long
17:37are you
17:40da and you are missis
17:42i am miss courtney
17:45a fine woman like you has no husband
17:49no
17:50i am understanding you prefer to have the lovers
17:55certainly not
17:56now will you please get to the point
18:00i have reason to believe that one of my men is here
18:03really
18:04oh come mrs courtney
18:06miss
18:06miss
18:07we both know he's here
18:10he must come back to the ship and return to us
18:13that is for him to decide
18:15enter
18:17wish to see me miss courtney
18:19this is captain ivan ivanovich
18:21mr brown our english teacher
18:23how are you doing
18:24yes very well thank you
18:25ah i welcome you to england
18:28you and your compatriot are perfectly safe here
18:31don't have to go back to russia if you don't want to
18:33mr brown
18:36yes
18:36the captain has no wish to stay here
18:39he has come to take back the other person
18:42ah but you can't do that
18:44why not
18:45well uh he doesn't want to go back
18:46he's met this girl you see and they want to get married
18:48no that's impossible
18:49we are only being here for the one night
18:51ah well it was love at first sight
18:53no peoples do not fall in love at first sight
18:56yes peoples do
18:58i tell you he cannot be getting an english wife
19:01why not
19:01because he already has a russian one
19:04saying that he's already married
19:07ah to anastasiev
19:09well this puts an entirely different complexion on the matter
19:12i'm afraid we have no alternative but to return your roving shipmate
19:17will you see to it mr brown
19:19very well
19:20you are a woman of great perception as well as being beautiful
19:31oh thank you
19:33you are reminding me so much of your great national figure
19:37oh yes people have said i resemble the queen
19:40yes yes yes no no no not the queen
19:42british bulldog
19:45okay
19:48juan i asked you the question
19:50what is the name for a group of cows
19:54por favor
19:54hey come on you know what i'm saying you might fool professor you're not fool me huh
20:00now what's the name for a group of cows
20:03i don't know
20:04a herd of cows
20:06for favor
20:07heard the cows
20:09sure i heard a cow
20:11santa maria a herd of cows is a lot of cows
20:16and you speak a lot of bull
20:18thank you giovanni
20:22thank goodness you're back
20:24i tell you professor i don't know how you put up with all these foreigners
20:27boris
20:30da da
20:31yeah well there's a set of friend of yours outside
20:34uh he's waiting to take you back to the ship captain ivanovich
20:37nyet nyet
20:38yeah not nyet nyet
20:40da da
20:40he's told me all about anastasia
20:43anastasia
20:44for your general information anastasia is boris's wife back in russia
20:49oh the randy old cossack
20:56you will permit me mr braun
21:00is all yours captain
21:01boris boris of it
21:04galubchik
21:07thanks now come along pay attention we've had enough indoctrines for one evening
21:23which letter in the alphabet were we up to
21:26ah
21:26me
21:27te
21:28te
21:28good
21:29where one
21:29taba
21:30go
21:31tobacco
21:31good
21:32uh max
21:33you
21:34me
21:36no no no no no no
21:37the letter u
21:39humbrella
21:40yes good but uh not humbrella
21:43umbrella
21:44hockey
21:46anna
21:48v
21:49vent
21:50vent yes good as in air vent
21:52nein as in i vent to wash my hands
21:55no anna those ver those words begin with w i want a word beginning with v
22:00what instrument does you hoody men you in play
22:02a fiddle
22:04a violin
22:06v
22:07violin
22:08naturi
22:09ja
22:10good
22:11uh daniel
22:12w
22:13w
22:14w for war
22:15w for when
22:17w for when
22:18w
22:19i only wanted one word daniel
22:21who
22:22excuse me mr brown
22:24what is it this time gladys
22:25he's back
22:26who's back
22:27ivan
22:28the terrible
22:30wants to see you
22:32jiv
22:33jiv
22:34jiv
22:35w
22:37oh captain you wanted to see me
22:39yes mr barnes
22:40could i
22:41could i please have a word with you
22:42yes
22:47will you please speak on my behalf
22:49please will you do this one thing for me
22:51please
22:52thank you mr barbeck
22:54thank you mr barbeck
22:56enter
22:57miss courtney
22:59we've got a bit of a problem captain nivanovic is outside
23:02oh don't tell me his compatriot has escaped
23:04oh no boris is safely on his way back to the ship
23:06well then why is the captain returned
23:08well he wants to defect you see he says like boris that he's fallen heels over head in love
23:13oh these foreigners are impossible
23:15why tell him to go away his infatuations have nothing to do with us
23:19yeah well i'm afraid this one has you see he says uh he's fallen in love with you
23:23my little english bulldog
23:30you must love me
23:34i am loving you mrs carter
23:36miss
23:37miss
23:38miss
23:39miss
23:40miss
23:41miss
23:42miss
23:43miss
23:44miss
23:45miss
23:46miss
23:47miss
23:48miss
23:49miss
23:50miss
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