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TV, Movie, Lost in Space (1965) S3E19 - The Promised Planet
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00:07The End
00:07Dr. Smith, do please try and have some of this broth.
00:10I made it especially for you.
00:14Thank you, no, madam.
00:15I have no appetite for food.
00:20Well, you really must be sick.
00:22Not merely sick, Major,
00:24but on the brink of the long, long journey
00:26to that undiscovered country
00:28from whose bond no traveler returns.
00:32Thank you, one and all,
00:34for standing the death watch at my bed.
00:36Dr. Smith, no one's standing a death watch.
00:39You've just got us all worried.
00:40I mean, you're not that old.
00:42I'm not old at all, William.
00:44I'm ill.
00:46Oh, sadness or sorrow.
00:49Major,
00:50I want you to know that I bear you no grudge
00:52because of your failure to get us home.
00:55And, madam,
00:55please tell your husband for me
00:58that I forgive him.
00:59I also bear him no malice.
01:02Dear children,
01:03try not to miss me too much.
01:06Just a few tears every day to remember me by.
01:10Penny dear,
01:12surely you're not crying already?
01:14Not exactly.
01:16Just what you said sounds awfully icky.
01:18Oh, the insensitiveness of youth.
01:22All hands hear this.
01:23My astral calculations indicate that we have a lock
01:25on the star system of the Alpha Centauri.
01:28Alpha Centauri.
01:29Alpha Centauri.
01:30It can't be.
01:32Did you hear that, Dr. Smith?
01:34Hey, you sat up.
01:36Pure reflex.
01:37I was not aware of it.
01:39To think that they would all go and leave me here alone to die
01:41just for a glimpse at some raged star.
01:44But it's Alpha Centauri, our destination.
01:46I've got to see it, too.
01:49Alpha Centauri, indeed.
01:52Well, I suppose it's better than nothing.
01:54Oh, the pain, the pain.
01:56Why couldn't it be Earth?
02:00And if our space research is reliable, as we believe it to be,
02:04America's first family in space will discover,
02:07while they are within direct observational range of the system,
02:11that at least two of the planets which attend Alpha Centauri
02:13are capable of supporting terrestrial life.
02:16And according to those signals,
02:18they're already supporting some kind of life.
02:20Yes, but not necessarily terrestrial.
02:22Now, that I intend to find out right now.
02:26This is the United States space vehicle Jupiter-2,
02:29John Robinson commanding.
02:31Jupiter-2?
02:32This is interstellar relay station 9,
02:34transmitting from planet Delta
02:36in the binary star system of Alpha and Proxima Centauri.
02:40Bartholomew speaking.
02:41Do you read me?
02:42We read you loud and clear, planet Delta.
02:45Question.
02:46Am I correct in assuming that the planet below contains terrestrial life forms?
02:50Over.
02:51There's been terrestrial life on all habitable planets within the system for three years.
02:56Sure glad you finally made it, Jupiter-2.
02:57If we'd known you were coming, we'd have baked a cake.
03:00They're Americans.
03:01We read that.
03:02What did you expect?
03:04Centipedes, lizards, six-legged pygmies with bald heads and antennae ears?
03:07Seriously now, we've got you on ground control guidance.
03:11Soft landing guaranteed.
03:13So, just sit back and relax, okay?
03:16Bartholomew's signing off.
03:17Over and out.
03:18You remember anyone by the name of Bartholomew at Alpha Control?
03:21No.
03:22But they must have quite a community down there if they've been sending families all along.
03:26Which makes me feel a little like Mrs. Rip Van Winkle.
03:29Look!
03:32Ha!
03:33Ha!
03:34Bartholomew's!
03:34All hands to the fire extinguishers!
03:36Relax, Dr. Smith.
03:38Our arrival on the planet Delta is being hailed by a spectacular display of electronic pyrotechnics.
03:43Enjoy!
03:44Enjoy!
03:45One minute to entry.
03:46Prepare for soft landing.
03:48All right, everybody.
03:49Relax.
04:18We're going to go.
04:191 minute to entry.
04:41This is a second.
04:43See you.
04:43On Arcade.
04:49THE END
05:15Oh, here they come. Let's go down and meet them.
05:18Robot, secure all systems.
05:20I'll fire them.
05:35Welcome to Planet Delta. I'm Bartholomew.
06:02I'm Bartholomew.
06:05So, you were the first family in space.
06:08And the good old Jupiter, too.
06:10That's quite a survival story.
06:12Earth will go wild when they hear it.
06:14You're Professor Robinson, right?
06:16That's right.
06:16I recognize you all from your photographs.
06:21Mrs. Robinson?
06:22Oh, thank you very much.
06:24You're just lovely.
06:26Major West?
06:29Judy, I think.
06:31Oh, thank you.
06:33Anne.
06:34Penny.
06:36Oh.
06:38Anne.
06:39Will.
06:40Hi.
06:42Anne, who do we have here?
06:44I am...
06:45Why, it's Methuselah.
06:47Methuselah, indeed.
06:49I am Dr. Zachary Smith,
06:51an outstanding exponent
06:52of intergalactic environmental psychology.
06:55I came aboard at the last moment
06:56under sealed orders.
06:58I believe the Professor will attest to that.
07:00Yes, he did come aboard at the last moment.
07:02Oh, he's with you now.
07:03That's all that really matters.
07:05Welcome, Dr. Smith.
07:07We had one left over.
07:08Why, thank you, young man.
07:10How very nice.
07:11I do like young people with manners.
07:13And now, would you excuse me?
07:15I shall place these in water
07:16and freshen up to meet your governor.
07:17Now, hurry now, Dr. Smith.
07:18In a jiffy, young man.
07:19I shall be back in a jiffy.
07:26I, uh, guess you should know
07:27that Planet Delta is an advance station
07:29for new arrivals.
07:31Orientation, processing, all that jazz.
07:32Our main colony's on Planet Gamma.
07:34We run a shuttle over there twice a week.
07:37Who's in command of this advance station?
07:39I might know him.
07:40We have no chain of command here,
07:42Professor Robinson.
07:43I just happen to monitor your approach,
07:45so you were my baby, I guess.
07:47You seem awfully young
07:49to be acting as an official greeter.
07:51Thank you for the compliment, Mrs. Robinson.
07:53Uh, there's a buffet supper waiting for you
07:55over in processing.
07:56Also, sleeping accommodations.
07:58Tomorrow evening, when you're more rested,
08:00you might start making out
08:01individual reports of your flight.
08:03Earth will be needing them as soon as possible.
08:05The boys will conduct you to your quarters.
08:07All right.
08:08Uh, Penny and Will, you'll come with me.
08:10We have separate quarters for the younger arrivals.
08:12Is that necessary?
08:13It's just one of those alpha regulations
08:16we've been trying to change for a year.
08:18I'd rather they stay with us.
08:19Don't tell me they still need tucking in at night.
08:22They'll be quite safe, you know.
08:23Dad, don't embarrass me.
08:25I'll be all right, and so will Penny.
08:27I mean, there's nothing wrong
08:27in being with kids our own age.
08:29Of course, if you really insist
08:31on breaking the regulation.
08:33Well, I'll overlook it this time.
08:36After all, you've been out there for so long,
08:37you can hardly be expected
08:39to know where it's at.
08:39Go ahead with Mommy and Daddy, kiddies.
08:43Just a moment, Bartholomew.
08:45Perhaps you're right.
08:46Maybe we have been out there too long.
08:49All right, children, go with them.
08:51Thanks, Dad.
08:53Bye, all.
08:54Detail, forward, march.
09:05All in.
09:10Please?
09:12Why not?
09:16Forward, march.
09:27Wait for me!
09:29Wait for me!
09:30We don't keep new arrivals here long.
09:32A couple nights of adjustment,
09:34and you'll be on your way to a good life.
09:36Gosh, you sure make it sound exciting.
09:38Gosh.
09:39Gosh.
09:39That's an N-word.
09:41Real N.
09:42The Squaresville's dictionary.
09:44Follow me.
09:48You cats tired or hungry?
09:50Uh-uh.
09:50Not really.
09:51Then we can get started on your processing and adjustment right away.
09:55Those olders, all they ever think about is eating and sleeping.
09:58Not all the time.
10:00You're right.
10:00In their spare time, they're lecturing the youngers.
10:03That's their hang-up.
10:04Step this way.
10:13Hey, Bartholomew's not with us.
10:15We're alone.
10:31Welcome, youngers.
10:32This is your chief adjuster speaking.
10:34You are not alone.
10:36There are many of us.
10:37We are your friends, your contemporaries.
10:40Hi, Will Robinson.
10:41Hi, Penny.
10:42Hi.
10:43Hi.
10:44We're all ready for you in cubicle Z7, Will.
10:47You're in cubicle Z8, Penny.
10:50Get going, kids.
10:51The sooner we get started, the sooner you'll be out of here.
10:55Oh, it's okay, Penny.
10:56This is just the way they do things now.
10:58I mean, there's nothing to be afraid of.
11:17All right, Will.
11:19Press the operation start switch.
11:31You dig that sound, Will?
11:33No, not exactly.
11:35Soon enough, you'll wonder how you ever did without it.
11:38Pay attention now.
11:39Your pass rate is 90.
11:40We'll start with celestial navigation.
11:42The celestial triangle is formed on the celestial sphere by the great circles connecting the elevated pole.
11:47Zenith of the assumed position of the observer in a celestial body.
11:50Mark your assumed position in the triangle by depressing the correct key.
11:54You have five seconds.
11:55I can't even hear myself think.
11:57Two seconds.
12:03You'll have to do much better than that to get through.
12:06Next question.
12:07Look at the screen.
12:08Name ten of the navigation stars you just saw on the screen.
12:11You have ten seconds.
12:14Canopus?
12:15Polaris?
12:16Vegas?
12:17It's too fast.
12:19I can't remember.
12:20I need more time.
12:22That's what the elders always say.
12:24Give me more time.
12:25You've been around them too long.
12:27Your loyalty is very misguided.
12:30Next question.
12:31And the intensity of the sky's blueness is measured by entropy, geodesy, actinometry.
12:37Which?
12:38Actinometry?
12:39No, Penny.
12:41The answer is cyanometry.
12:43You're rather slow, aren't you?
12:44Or are we too fast for you?
12:46It's just I'm not used to learning anything this way.
12:49That's all.
12:50You'll get used to it very soon, once you're free of former associations.
12:55I don't understand.
12:57Concentrate on the questions, Penny.
12:59Listen to the sound.
13:00You do want to qualify for the main colony on planet Gamma, don't you?
13:04It's a fun colony.
13:06Oh, yes.
13:07Good.
13:07It's a fun colony.
13:07You're very young.
13:08Hmm?
13:16The prospect of hurtling through space until the end of time.
13:19I urge my fellow voyagers to be of good cheer and...
13:22and...
13:22Knock it out, Smith!
13:24I've been blabbering into that machine for hours now.
13:26And every hour on the hour, you've saved our lives.
13:29Spare me the assiduous assize, Major.
13:31My individual report tells the truth as I see it.
13:38Well, as I see it, ever since we've arrived here,
13:43they fed us by automatic buffet,
13:46put us to sleep by Brahms' lullaby, also automatic.
13:50We haven't seen sunlight, nor moonlight for that fact.
13:53And our only contact's been with a teenager named Bartholomew.
13:58Yes, but he seemed very mature.
14:01You're worried about Will and Penny, aren't you?
14:03Well, I'm puzzled. I mean, why the separation?
14:06And what's with these tape machines?
14:08Why not a regular debriefing, as these things are usually done?
14:11Were usually done, Dad.
14:13Well, I intend to find out exactly how they're done now.
14:17And by someone a little older than Bartholomew.
14:21Planet Delta Message Center. Your message, please.
14:24This is John Robinson. I'd like to speak to the Commandant.
14:26There is no Commandant on Planet Delta, Robinson.
14:29All right, let me speak to Bartholomew.
14:31I'm sorry. He's en route to Planet Gamma.
14:34And I'd like to speak to my son, Will.
14:36Oh, my daughter, Penny.
14:37I'm sorry, Robinson.
14:39Younger arrivals cannot be interrupted during their adjustment period.
14:42I will hold your call until the period is over.
14:45You will be called.
14:46How soon will that be?
14:48I asked, how soon will that be?
14:54There you are.
14:58I wonder what they mean by an adjustment period.
15:01That can't be part of their processing.
15:03Well, there's one way to find out.
15:05John, look, we know that there's an American colony here or on Planet Gamma.
15:11Now, we've been out there a long time, and this is all new to us.
15:15Maybe they're just giving us time to get used to it.
15:17We mustn't be suspicious.
15:20Well, let's just say I'm being curious, huh?
15:31Now, may I continue my individual reports?
15:35You may.
15:36Just as long as you remember, there were a couple of times that we saved your life.
15:41Really?
15:42I do not recall any such occasions.
15:45Now, where was I?
15:55This is John Robertson from the Earth ship, Jupiter 2.
15:58Transmitting from the planet Delta.
16:00Coming someone.
16:01Anyone!
16:03You are transmitting on a prohibited frequency.
16:06Please disconnect immediately.
16:08Prohibited or not, there's something I have to know.
16:18All right, Will, let's go back to your own good old solar system for the next question.
16:23The great red spot is a visible feature of the planet Uranus.
16:26True or false?
16:27You have one second.
16:30Too bad.
16:32I might have been able to push you through if you'd answered that one correctly.
16:35I guess I'm just not good enough to make the passing grade.
16:38I'll go tell my father.
16:44What's the rush, man?
16:46Who are you?
16:48Edgar.
16:48I was in your honor guard, remember?
16:50Oh, sure.
16:52And now they've elected me to be your guide to the promised land.
16:55Meaning planet Gamma.
16:58If, as, and when you make it through adjustment.
17:00Which I very much doubt you will.
17:03But I guess I'll have to try.
17:04You mean you're going to help me?
17:07Well, that's par for the course with creepy greenhorns like you.
17:11Man, did you foul up on your first go-around?
17:14What kind of education have you been getting from them olders of yours, man?
17:18They're strictly decrepit.
17:20You're talking about my family.
17:24Get one thing straight, Frosh, baby.
17:26On planet Gamma, there's just one family.
17:28Us.
17:30Come on.
17:31Let's get over to the local pad I've got here and see if you're sharp enough to take a little
17:34private coaching.
17:35But, Penny.
17:37Look, don't worry about your sister.
17:40She's, uh, she's doing okay.
17:44Okay.
17:45Okay.
18:03Okay.
18:06Okay.
18:07Okay.
18:07Go, go, go, go, go.
18:14Go, go, go, go, go.
18:17Go, go, go.
18:28You're welcome, Bill.
18:30Bye, go, go, go, go.
18:30Bye, go, go, go, go, go.
18:31Penny! Stop it!
18:34Penny! I said stop it!
18:44Thanks. You've messed up the action, but good.
18:47I was just beginning to get with it.
18:49Well, get with what? This music, all these lights?
18:53Well, certainly that couldn't be part of your processing.
18:55Now, what's this all about, Penny?
18:57Planet Gamma's what it's all about.
18:59But it's hopeless trying to explain it to olders like you.
19:02You just don't get the vibrations like I do.
19:04You're right. I don't get them the way you do.
19:06Now, we're going back to the ship, and we're going to stay there
19:08until I can contact someone who can tell me what the...
19:12Who can explain what this is all about.
19:15Oh, yes, there is one other thing.
19:17Where's Will?
19:18Oh, he's probably on his way to Planet Gamma.
19:21On his own?
19:23Well, why wasn't I told about that?
19:25Oh, cool it, man. Will's a big boy now, and I'm a big girl.
19:29So why don't you just go back with the rest of the olders
19:31and leave us to do our thing?
19:34You don't belong here.
19:35You're right.
19:37But you do belong with us, Penny.
19:39Oh, here it comes.
19:40That sentimental gush about parents and their children.
19:43Right?
19:44Well, that's for the birds.
19:45Olders are out now. We're in.
19:53Penny? Penny, get down from there!
20:01Penny!
20:02Penny!
20:02This area is off-limits to older arrivals.
20:05All older arrivals clear the area immediately.
20:17Penny!
20:20Penny!
20:20Penny!
20:21Penny!
20:21Penny!
20:28Penny!
20:28And fizz me a phosphate refill.
20:30No ice cream this time.
20:44help yourself to a jawbreaker thanks but no thanks still hung up on the square bit
20:50eh frosh baby still playing the older's game i'm not playing anybody's game i just can't be
20:56any different from what i am and if that means i'm not smart enough to make your passing grade
21:00you're smart enough all you have to do is just let go let go of what mama and papa frosh
21:07baby
21:07just tune out those senior citizens and you'll be able to breeze through your adjustment course
21:14olders are out frosh baby permanently and definitely out
21:26here light up one of these memory cones when you get back in your cubicle
21:31they uh smell like incense gives you instant memory and makes you learn fast
21:43man what a path it's a gas nothing as good as what you've got waiting for you on planet gamma
21:49did you make the passing grade what else
22:03so it appears that this entire colony is meant for youngsters only now they're conditioned to this
22:09by being taught that the oldsters oldsters that's us that's superfluous superfluous indeed
22:16where do you think you're going to deliver these priceless recordings of my space odyssey
22:20the moment those whippersnappers hear them they'll realize that i for one am not superfluous
22:25oh let him go let him go every room in this place is exactly alike
22:30six walls six doors i happen to admire symmetry stand aside major
22:38well now that he's gone maybe we can get something done
22:41you know this is all so bizarre superfluous oldsters us what if we are what happens now
22:49where do we go from here
22:57planet delta message center your message please
22:59this is john robinson i want to speak to my son will
23:02we are still holding your previous call robinson
23:04i know where is he both will and penny robinson are in the final phase of their adjustment period
23:09you will be called in 30 minutes
23:14all right we'll give them 30 minutes
23:18now if we hear nothing by then we'll go in and get our children by force if necessary
23:22by force but they're all children
23:26children that try to take over our children
23:28and convince them that even judy is obsolete
23:30aren't really children maureen
23:33i don't feel obsolete
23:40four olders now in suspended state under influence of memory washing fumes
23:46continued treatment until further notice
23:52yoo-hoo anybody home
23:55apparently not
24:08hello
24:10don't hear either
24:12that seems very strange
24:26they're probably all out to lunch
24:28i must say this entire establishment is very poorly run
24:31undoubtedly they could use the services of an efficiency expert
24:35unfortunately i do not have the time
24:44now what happened here
24:49seems to be very interesting
24:53i wonder what this button will do
24:55oh dear
24:58i've activated some sort of alarm
25:06what is this
25:07some sort of dance movement
25:09but it's ridiculous
25:11i prefer the old-fashioned waltz
25:14or a lovely two-step
25:17the female younger is prepared to cooperate with us
25:21the male younger is still opposed and negative in his responses
25:27we are continuing
25:30this is bartholomew from central control
25:32over and out
25:36bar-bartholomew
25:38oh no
25:39it couldn't be
25:41it's not possible
25:44oh but heavens
25:45i've been deceived
25:46my space odyssey might have fallen into alien hands
25:54who are you
25:55you
25:56you
25:57you
25:57you
25:58cannot be bartholomew
25:59you haven't forgotten me already smith
26:01have you
26:02i am bartholomew
26:04don't you recognize me
26:06well you see i
26:09well don't you
26:11yes
26:12yes of course
26:13i do
26:14now that you mention it
26:16so good to see you again
26:18dear boy
26:19for a moment i thought you were
26:21an alien
26:22yes
26:23silly of me
26:24wasn't it
26:25i mean to say you
26:27look so normal
26:29like any other friendly cheerful american boy
26:32and you're going to go on believing that
26:34aren't you smith
26:35yes
26:36yes of course i am
26:37and you better believe that smith
26:41from here on out
26:42and if it should ever occur to you again
26:45that this is an alien planet
26:47and that bartholomew is really an alien
26:49or
26:50if you should consider mentioning it to anyone
26:54no smith
26:55you dig
26:57yes
26:57yes of course i dig
26:59and now would you excuse me
27:01so frightfully busy you know
27:02i must get back to processing
27:05you're through with processing smith
27:07you're one of us now
27:09a cheerful friendly
27:11friendly all american boy
27:17you look almost as young as i do now smith
27:20how does it feel
27:23groovy man out of sight
27:26where is the action
27:29you'll get all the action you want smith
27:32just like all us youngers
27:33after you've persuaded will to drop his hang-ups
27:36and make our scene
27:38not his folks
27:39you get the idea
27:41indeed i do
27:42i mean
27:42i dig man
27:45i dig
27:46just keep remembering that
27:48get going
27:49they're in edgar's pad
27:50escort
28:07we've had enough of this penny
28:08we're getting out of here
28:09and i mean now
28:10get lost square
28:11penny this is all wrong
28:13it's crazy
28:17smith
28:17what happened to you
28:18how did you get here
28:19it's like freaky man
28:21real freaky
28:23we're gonna freak out together
28:29i'm way out man
28:31like the rest of you cats
28:32hey man you're really gross
28:34yeah
28:35now we gotta press wait
28:37william
28:37to groove with us
28:39i can't stand it
28:40we're getting out of here
28:41good
28:42come on
28:45oh dear
28:46come back
28:47come back
28:48i don't want to lose my youth
28:54dad mom
28:56look i'm not staying in there another minute
28:58neither is penny
28:58now i know i had a hard time getting her to
29:00just a minute
29:01you call me dad
29:03is that another one of those expressions that you so freely use down here
29:08don't you start too
29:09i've always called you dad
29:10it'd be all right for you to call me dad if you were my son
29:14dad
29:14i am your son i'm will
29:16this is penny your daughter
29:17we only have one child
29:20her name is judy
29:32wait
29:37sorry son no visitors
29:38but dad just ask the robot he'll tell you who we are dad let me just talk to him
29:42now we don't need to ask a robot what's perfectly obvious
29:46but this is some sort of joke
29:47hmm
29:49now when we take off i want you to stand clear of this area
29:51our thrust has put out an awful lot of heat
29:54wait
29:56here
29:57you'll need these more than i will
30:02what are they
30:04light them up and find out
30:07by that time it'll be too late
30:12i think you and your sister better get home before your parents start worrying about you
30:16dad
30:16go on
30:20go ahead
30:32oh no
30:33no
30:35please don't leave them here where these
30:42you
30:42try that again and there'll be
30:44no smith
30:49let them go kids
30:51they're aware it's that's the way the youngers do
30:53let's go and find some action
30:55dr smith
30:56you don't know what you're talking about
31:10now that we've given them the brush maybe you cats are ready to pick up on your adjustment courses where
31:14you left off
31:15we cats are ready man
31:17forget it bartholomew i'm dropping out
31:19william
31:20so am i
31:21all right maybe i did go along with it for a while
31:24but i never would have if i'd known it would have meant getting rid of my folks
31:27man what a hang up
31:29i can see we're gonna have to start you kids all over again
31:31from scratch
31:32and another thing dropouts are not allowed
31:35i did man i'll work on them for you
31:38it's you who needs working on methusala
31:40forward march
31:56professor robinson i have a confession to make
31:58okay
32:00now that we are again in flight i realize that my earlier calculations were erroneous
32:05the planet we have just left was not in the planetary system of alpha centauri
32:10well i checked your calculations
32:11you were misled just as i was by the magnetic impulses directed toward us by the planet delta
32:16and another thing
32:17the life forms on the planet delta were not terrestrial
32:21they are alien
32:22then we're well out of it
32:24true
32:24however will and penny robinson are not
32:27will and penny huh
32:28now don't tell me you're in on that gag
32:30it is no gag professor robinson
32:32only now when i am free of those magnetic impulses am i able to determine what happened
32:38your memories of will and penny
32:40not to mention dr smith were blanked out by an alien smokescreen
32:44what are we gonna do with him he slipped his tapes
32:47professor robinson i detect the presence of a number of chemical cones i believe you were told and i quote
32:55light them up and find out i suggest mrs robinson and miss judy will want to be present at the
33:03lighting and they are at this moment on their way now
33:11john what is this i can hear it on the intercom
33:14we'll find out soon
33:28i've always called your dad
33:30be all right for you to call me dad if i was your father
33:33dad i'm your son i'm will this is penny your daughter
33:36don full power we're going back
33:46jupiter 2 this is bartholomew
33:48your flight is being monitored
33:49if you value your lives you will abort your temp to return to planet delta
33:53now
33:54we want will and penny back bartholomew
33:56and we're coming back to get them
33:57all right
33:58don't say i didn't warn you
34:01here's some music to fly by
34:10dr smith
34:14ah
34:16you cats looking for a game
34:18that's all right i'm a wizard this market the stakes kinda easy
34:24what's happening you two slumming or something
34:28well listen to me this joint ain't for sightseer so on your way punks
34:35boy what have they done to you dr smith
34:38nobody did nothing to me
34:39i did it all myself and i like it
34:43i'm tuned in turned on
34:45and now i got big plans
34:46gonna be dropping out in a big way
34:50you can't turn on at your age dr smith
34:52unless they made you into a younger
34:54yeah that's what i am a younger
34:58but i'm growing up fast
35:00dr smith why don't you just knock it off and act your age
35:03don't get fresh with me punk
35:06now split
35:07both of you
35:08much as we'd like to
35:09we're stuck here just like you are
35:11come on penny
35:20hey don't
35:21don't fight it
35:23you've got to resist it
35:24oh i'm trying
35:25it's so hard not to
35:26penny if you don't resist it we'll never get out of here
35:30we're waiting for you in cubicle z7 will
35:32we're waiting for you in cubicle z8 penny
35:35i'm not going
35:36neither am i
35:38who knew that
36:03mark get a load of this backspin
36:06get off my back punk
36:09pitiful isn't it when olders insist on being youngers
36:12of course we had to accommodate him
36:14he was a very apt student
36:16if you think anything like that's going to work with us
36:19it wouldn't have worked with him if he hadn't gone along with the idea
36:21he was cooperative
36:22you're not
36:23and we don't intend to be
36:25come with me
36:40now look bartholomew we're just not going to adjust to what you want and that's fine
36:44is it
36:45is it look
36:50they were on their way back here but they'll never make it unless you cats give up and get with
36:55it
36:55that's your doing isn't it
36:57i was right you are aliens
36:58if you're looking at my way it's you or the aliens
37:01they're out of control
37:02they're going to be killed
37:04why are you doing this what do you want
37:06you're full cooperation
37:07all right you've got anything just get them out of there
37:10what do you want a cooperation for
37:12what good will it do you
37:14we're youngers
37:16yeah that's all we are
37:18we don't grow up see
37:19we don't grow up ever
37:21and that's what we want
37:22we want to grow up
37:23we want to grow up
37:25and the only way we can do it is through you
37:27and you
37:27it's the only way
37:34all right if that's what you want
37:36to be able to grow old
37:37to be like the olders
37:38why do you always put them down
37:41because we can't make their scene
37:43it's your our age
37:45you're going to grow older
37:46that's why you can help us make it
37:53how do we get them out of trouble
37:55tell them you don't need them
37:56they can reverse course
37:58you're on their frequency
38:06hey jupiter
38:08this is will do you read me
38:11will are you okay is penny with you
38:13just relax pops
38:14we're okay
38:15and one thing we don't need is any help from you
38:19why don't you just quit making with a hero bit
38:22reverse course
38:23split the scene man
38:25listen to me will we're coming after you
38:27man are you psyched out
38:29if you come in any closer
38:30you're just going to get yourselves killed
38:33and i wouldn't want that to happen
38:35not even to a bunch of squares like you
38:38let me talk to penny
38:46look man we just don't groove to the same vibrations
38:52chill man
38:54all right
38:55we'll reverse course
38:56out
38:57oh john you can't
39:00if you mean reverse course i don't intend to
39:02i don't think the children meant what they said
39:04neither did i
39:06we may still be on their monitors
39:07reverse course
39:08reverse course it is
39:11five minutes put us right back on course
39:13five minutes
39:15i gotta hand it to you cats
39:17you really put them down
39:19ciao squares
39:23you can have the rest of the day to yourselves kids
39:25transfusions can wait till tomorrow
39:27transfusions
39:28how else do you think we can groove without that aging chemistry you've got
39:37dad didn't even argue with us
39:38he agreed to change course right away
39:40but he knew who we were
39:42so those memory cones i gave him must have worked
39:45you know what i think penny
39:47i think he just agreed to change course
39:49i sure hope you're right
39:51now if he comes back
39:53we're gonna have to make sure that they're not monitoring the jupiter's approach
39:56but how
39:57i've got a plan
39:58come on
40:07where where where
40:09the snoopy tourists are back
40:12hey man
40:13how'd you like to pull off a little heist
40:14groovy
40:16i'd like it fine
40:17what's in it for me
40:19we split
40:20three ways
40:21no dice
40:2375 percent for me
40:25you two split the rest
40:27you're a hard man
40:30you're a hard man
40:32yeah i'm a hard man
40:35well
40:36all right it's a deal
40:39here's the layout scene
40:40now over there there's a relay station
40:43just loaded with hard to get transmission stuff and junk like that
40:46it'll fetch a big price
40:49it'll fetch a big price
40:50you dig
40:50cool it
40:51are you sure this ain't no frame
40:54uh-uh
40:55uh-uh
40:56we're with you all the way smitty
40:58watch it punk
41:00don't call me smitty till we pull off this high sea
41:03until then
41:04we're just business partners
41:06dig
41:07i dig
41:09we dig
41:10groovy
41:11you two cats stay here and keep your eyes
41:14well i go case the joint
41:38i sure hope he doesn't ruin everything
41:40are you kidding
41:41are you kidding
41:41i hope he does
41:42including their monitoring system
41:47loot
41:48lots of loot
42:00you are transmitting on a prohibited frequency
42:03please disconnect
42:05yeah
42:05i'll disconnect
42:24i didn't mean nothing bart
42:25i just happened to be passing by
42:27who puts you up to this
42:28but i wouldn't do anything to hurt you bart
42:30why you and me we are brother cats
42:40uh this one goes there
42:48they're on their way back
42:49gotta throw up another barrier
42:51take care of the console edger
42:52i'll take care of their kids
43:00sir
43:03i do hate to disturb you
43:05but you ain't figuring on rubbing me out are you
43:08we already figured methuselah
43:16right on course
43:18how long to re-entry
43:19about three minutes
43:21about three minutes
43:22danger danger destruct missiles approaching fast
43:25evade evade
43:33evade
43:34next one right on target
43:35correct angle of descent
43:36we're going straight in
43:47it's tomorrow
43:48it's tomorrow cats
43:49what do you mean
43:50what do you mean
43:51the transfusions
44:03i thought you were really with it
44:05until you got methuselah
44:06to mess with our relay station
44:08now we'll have to hurry
44:09it won't be too easy on you squares
44:12get them ready
44:24i can't tell whether it's working or not
44:26i haven't got any picture
44:28serve you right
44:36where are they
44:38who are you talking about
44:39you know who he's talking about
44:40you're gonna take us right to them
44:42come on
44:42come on
44:43hey watch that hurt
44:44get it going
44:48ah
44:52i'm afraid this is all too groovy for me
44:54let me out
44:55let me out
44:56nine meters out
45:02drop it
45:03dad
45:05will and penny are my children
45:07release them
45:08and we'll leave
45:09or what
45:10i don't use threats on children
45:12bartholomew
45:13when i ask them to do something
45:14i expect them to comply
45:16you olders really think you've got it made don't you
45:19no we don't have it made bartholomew
45:21not any more than you do
45:22that's something you'll understand when you're a little older
45:25they can't
45:26they can't get any older dad that's why they need us
45:28all i want to do is be able to shave see
45:31and we have failed bartholomew
45:58we must reconcile ourselves to the fact that we have failed bartholomew
46:01the fact that we can never grow older
46:03that is time takes the earthlings forward it takes us back back to our end
46:09there'll be others
46:19wait for me
46:20wait for me
46:21william
46:21wait for me
46:23oh
46:24oh
46:26i've had enough of these dreadful things
46:27william how could you
46:29you were going to leave me here with those dreadful cats
46:32well we thought you were really grooving with them dr smith
46:35grooving indeed
46:36i prefer the minuet
46:38let's go
46:48well i guess we're on the clear now
46:50i hope so
46:52i wonder what kind of physiology they had that prevented them from growing
46:56well it could be their psychology
46:58now if their minds had grow up enough for them to accept this
47:01maybe their bodies would too
47:03i guess we'd better start our scan for the real alpha centauri now
47:06real alpha centauri indeed
47:08from this moment on the direction of our navigation must be toward one goal
47:12and one only
47:13earth
47:14oh man
47:15what a hang up
47:31or
47:40or
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