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Diego y Lucía fueron novios en la adolescencia, pero al alcanzar la mayoría de edad sus vidas tomaron rumbos diferentes. Ella se marchó a Barcelona y allí se casó, tuvo dos hijas y alcanzó un nivel de vida más que aceptable; sin embargo no era feliz y decidió divorciarse. Él no ha salido nunca del barrio, allí se casó y tuvo tres hijos, pero hace cinco años que enviudó y se quedó al cargo de los niños. Cuando los dos vuelven a estar solos, se encuentran en una carretera y deciden formar una familia.Marcos, Guille y Curro, siguiendo instrucciones de su padre, ejercen de anfitriones con sus nuevas hermanas. Eva y Teté les siguen en su recorrido por la que a partir de ahora será su casa, que nada tiene que ver con la que han dejado en Barcelona, hasta que llegan a su nueva habitación. Las dos jóvenes tendrán que compartir dormitorio y muchas cosas más.Lucía afronta su primer día en la nueva escuela con bastantes nervios. Le tranquiliza la presencia de Candela, amiga suya desde la infancia, que también es profesora en el centro. De la noche a la mañana se ve convertida en la profesora de Teté y Guille.Desde que se han casado Lucía y Diego, la actitud de Santiago, el hermano de él, ha sufrido un cambio drástico. Sin ninguna explicación sus visitas al hogar de los Serrano se han ido espaciando y se mantiene bastante al margen de la vida familiar. Todos se dan cuenta de que algo pasa.
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00:00:00My father is getting married today. My father is the most important person in my family, that's why in the
00:00:16In official documents, he is listed as the head of the household. This is not his first marriage.
00:00:22But this is the first time I'm going to see him, because the previous one married my mother.
00:00:26But I prefer not to talk about her, because she died, and if I remember her I get a little upset.
00:00:33"Pense moño" is when one's eyes fill with tears, and one says that something has gotten in their eye.
00:00:39That's Guille, my middle brother.
00:00:43My father always says that he would have donated it to science, if it weren't for the fact that he finds it so funny.
00:00:51Next time the brush will eat you, got it, Guille? Got it?
00:00:54Yes, yes, Dad, they are very sorry, really.
00:00:56Yeah?
00:00:57Yeah.
00:00:58Well.
00:00:59A joke?
00:01:00Well.
00:01:01Maria de la O says, E says, O says, A says.
00:01:05That's how we end up, you wretch!
00:01:07Oh, that's cool!
00:01:08What a disaster!
00:01:10Marcos is my older brother.
00:01:13He only cares about two things in life.
00:01:16To become a footballer and have many girlfriends.
00:01:19And he says that if you're a footballer, the girls come to you on their own.
00:01:23Marco plays for the local club where my father coaches.
00:01:27And this is me, Curro.
00:01:29In my neighborhood you'll recognize me because I'm always going out for something.
00:01:33Let's get some bread, let's get the newspaper, let's get some sunflower seeds...
00:01:36I don't care.
00:01:38I know that I am the victim of a series of unfortunate circumstances, which basically boil down to one.
00:01:43To have been born last.
00:01:45My father and my uncle Santiago own a tavern.
00:01:49Although they always say it's a temple.
00:01:52The temple of ham.
00:01:53Within a 200-kilometer radius, there is none better than that of the mountain people.
00:01:58That's what we call it.
00:02:00And we all think there must be a reason for it.
00:02:03Lucía was my father's first girlfriend.
00:02:05She's so beautiful that my brother Guille says it's one of two things.
00:02:09Either she really likes ham, or my father finds it very funny.
00:02:13And the thing is, my father isn't exactly handsome.
00:02:15But he is one of the funniest guys I know.
00:02:19He says, uh.
00:02:20It says, oh.
00:02:21It says, ah.
00:02:22That kid is a mess.
00:02:24This is going to be the first time I have sisters.
00:02:27So I'm finally going to get to know this thing called the feminine universe.
00:02:31I know that girls always have a good time, because they wear thongs.
00:02:35But Eva, my new older sister, is always very serious.
00:02:40It must be that she's not wearing a thong anymore.
00:02:42And then there's Teté.
00:02:44Guille says she's a snob and a pain in the ass.
00:02:47And with that name, he didn't have many other options either.
00:02:50I think it's a bit prissy.
00:02:52But it must be acknowledged that she is also very beautiful.
00:02:55But when I truly realized that it was a very important day,
00:03:00It was when I saw Uncle Santiago wearing a tie.
00:03:03I hadn't seen him so elegant since he went on TV to talk about Spanish sausage.
00:03:30Yes I want.
00:03:51Yes I want.
00:03:52Yes I want.
00:04:00Dad and Lucia have given up on what is called the shitty moon.
00:04:08It's a vacation that takes place in Cancun.
00:04:11They say we'll all go to Salón together when we connect better.
00:04:20Well, they're married now.
00:04:22And now, now the good stuff begins.
00:04:25Come on.
00:04:26I think so.
00:04:30On a station platform, under the scorching sun.
00:04:34You were talking about a skyscraper in the sky of New York.
00:04:37Come soon to see the sea and send a postcard.
00:04:41I already knew that day was the end.
00:04:46Now I have much more.
00:04:49Red, black, stop and a couple.
00:04:51Finally, luck brings an ace and a crystal to look through.
00:04:54And a wall to hang it on.
00:04:56If you're smiling in a passport photo.
00:05:00My stories were not about tales made by chance.
00:05:07Nobody told me that destiny was giving me this opportunity.
00:05:12One plus one equals seven.
00:05:16Who would have thought?
00:05:19That it was so easy to be happy.
00:05:24Let them kiss, let them kiss, let them kiss, let them kiss.
00:05:39But with tongue, with the tongue.
00:05:43It must be because of kisses.
00:05:44Eeeeh!
00:05:46Eeeeeh!
00:05:47Eeeeh!
00:05:49Eeeeh!
00:05:50Hey!
00:05:51Eeeeh!
00:05:52Eeeeh!
00:05:53Eeeeh!
00:05:54You're going to drown her!
00:05:55You have to carry your girlfriend in your arms, right?
00:05:57It's a tradition.
00:05:58It's true, if you don't plot it out of luck.
00:06:00And what more could we want?
00:06:01Well...
00:06:03Guille.
00:06:04Guille, don't even think about it.
00:06:05Guille.
00:06:06Guille!
00:06:07Guille!
00:06:08Guille, Guille, Guille!
00:06:11Hey, listen!
00:06:12Forgive me.
00:06:13Well, at least that way you have the mark of the mountain people.
00:06:16But that's not it, you're just pulling my leg, Diego.
00:06:19It's the only frozen thing we have, Dad.
00:06:21I'm short, bring me a troop, don't be a beggar, man.
00:06:24Forgive me, forgive me.
00:06:27What are you doing here?
00:06:28Show your new sisters around the house?
00:06:31Yeah.
00:06:32Okay, this is the kitchen, the fridge, the washing machine, Guille.
00:06:36Come on, let's go, come on.
00:06:38With the suitcases, with the suitcases.
00:06:41Guille, grab the suitcase.
00:06:43Well, this is the dining room, although here, eating, what you have to eat, is only on Christmas Day.
00:06:46What a sight, huh?
00:06:48I love it.
00:06:51This is the living room.
00:06:52Dinner is served here when there's a football match on.
00:06:55And the best goals in world football have been celebrated there.
00:06:58Goals and Christmas carols, how lovely.
00:07:00Yes, and to death.
00:07:02Well, if you come with me, okay?
00:07:03Upstairs.
00:07:04Yes, well, here's our room.
00:07:06Boys' territory.
00:07:07And it's probably best if you don't go in.
00:07:09And that's my room...
00:07:10Well, from our parents.
00:07:11This is the bathroom.
00:07:17That?
00:07:19Slut in the morning, huh?
00:07:22They're barely from the ass.
00:07:24Okay, I'd better show you your room.
00:07:28It used to be mine, but...
00:07:29We've painted it this color, but not very well...
00:07:31More feminine.
00:07:32Yes, yes.
00:07:33Very pretty, very...
00:07:35Florida.
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:37Okay, what about headboards?
00:07:38Yeah.
00:07:39Divine.
00:07:40Yes, we bought the fabrics with Dad, at Manoli's clothing store.
00:07:43We wanted mixed dormitories, like in Big Brother, but my dad said that...
00:07:46That's bullshit, come on.
00:07:49The wardrobe, the wardrobe.
00:07:50The wardrobe is very good.
00:07:51Spacious and bright.
00:07:53And with an excellent view for a mica.
00:07:57You're stupid, aren't you?
00:07:58Wow, those little brothers, dude.
00:08:11Wow, little sisters, I don't know which one I disliked the most: the cockatoo, the hand, and your hook.
00:08:15Now, what about the mother? This is a good time to be face-to-face, huh?
00:08:19Those little girls are going to arrive and they won't be used as bellhops anymore.
00:08:23They probably spend three hours in the bathroom.
00:08:25If we're going to have to go and look at the flowerpots.
00:08:28We make the rules here.
00:08:31And the first rule is...
00:08:32If you think something is dirty, you clean it yourself.
00:08:35The second one, a man is always seen on the toilet seat.
00:08:38And he's going to be informed, huh?
00:08:39Okay, shut up already.
00:08:40What do you want, to see Dad wandering the halls like a zombie again or what?
00:08:43They've left a bag here.
00:08:45Come on, come on, bring it, bring it.
00:08:46It's not happening, just leave it.
00:08:47We have to take her to the...
00:08:48What a collection of panties!
00:08:50Are you all stupid or what?
00:08:51In the end, having sisters won't be so bad.
00:08:54What a mess!
00:08:55And what's the point of this?
00:08:56Well, you stick this up your ass crack and then use it as dental floss.
00:09:02What are you doing?
00:09:02Okay, come on, stop that already, go on.
00:09:03Okay, that's enough.
00:09:04Come on, let's go...
00:09:05We'll give it back to you and...
00:09:08That?
00:09:12All good?
00:09:13Great, great, Dad.
00:09:15I came to thank you for how well you have behaved.
00:09:17You guys have been fantastic.
00:09:19I already knew that, you know?
00:09:20What did you think of your sisters?
00:09:21That's what we were talking about, they're the sisters of our dreams, right?
00:09:26Yes, come on, look, they might have been fat, cross-eyed, hairy and all that, but right?
00:09:31AND?
00:09:31Are you kidding me?
00:09:33No no.
00:09:35What's wrong with you, Curro?
00:09:36Don't you like girls?
00:09:37Yes, especially Lucia, who is a real pain in the ass.
00:09:41Thank you.
00:09:41What do you have?
00:09:46Dream.
00:09:47Dream?
00:09:49What do you have there, buddy?
00:09:50Nothing.
00:09:52Curro, give me what you have in the girls.
00:09:53I don't have anything.
00:09:54Give it to me, Curro.
00:09:58And this?
00:09:59What is this?
00:10:00That which...
00:10:01But, but, but you...
00:10:02What's wrong with you?
00:10:03Are you sick?
00:10:04What's wrong with you?
00:10:04And you, Marcos?
00:10:05Are you stupid, Marcos?
00:10:06Marcos, leave me alone.
00:10:06Marcos, leave me alone.
00:10:07Okay, I'm standing still.
00:10:08Sorry, it's...
00:10:08No, we've forgotten...
00:10:14Ah, you...
00:10:16That bag.
00:10:16We were just talking about it between the two of us, that it wasn't theirs, they were telling me so.
00:10:20No.
00:10:20And give him the bag, Curro, give him the bag.
00:10:22And yet...
00:10:24We were surprised to see him here because he doesn't belong to them.
00:10:26I've been told it's not theirs.
00:10:28I can see it now.
00:10:29This is a nice model.
00:10:33And?
00:10:34What do you have there?
00:10:35Give me that, give me that and I'll smash your head in, okay?
00:10:38Give me everything.
00:10:40We've said it from all sides.
00:10:42But, take it.
00:10:42I had him here and he already started to bray and we've already let him out of bed.
00:10:46But this must be it.
00:10:48I'll go with you.
00:10:53Dad, dad.
00:10:54But have you realized what you've done?
00:10:55What will your sisters think?
00:10:57And what will Lucía think of us?
00:10:59You're all hicks!
00:11:00No!
00:11:03You won't believe what I just saw.
00:11:04You don't believe it.
00:11:05Look, they're books.
00:11:06Real Madrid's centenary and the driving school book.
00:11:09Tete, they were smelling our panties.
00:11:12Don't emphasize it.
00:11:13Yeah.
00:11:15I can't believe it.
00:11:16What is it?
00:11:17The panties.
00:11:19Do you know what's going on?
00:11:21Those guys are really horny.
00:11:24Wow!
00:11:26Well, let them know that we make the rules here.
00:11:29And the first one, war on football.
00:11:32And secondly, no creep is allowed in here.
00:11:35And the third one, look but don't touch.
00:11:37Gerial, Mom!
00:11:44Really?
00:11:45I already told you.
00:11:46And them?
00:11:46What do you think?
00:11:47Oh, very good.
00:11:48Nicer, right?
00:11:49Okay, okay, what are they like?
00:11:51They could have been pigs, perverts, or even nymphomaniacs.
00:11:57Nothing.
00:11:57You didn't like them at all, did you?
00:12:00Well.
00:12:00Well, let's give them a little time and you'll get to know them, right?
00:12:03Fuck!
00:12:04What's happening?
00:12:05Go get your sunglasses.
00:12:07Spring has truly arrived!
00:12:08Wow, chubby girls, and what walls they've put up for us!
00:12:10What, what, what, now!
00:12:10It's your wedding night.
00:12:11Hey, do you know what needs to be done or do you want us to talk to him?
00:12:15So, do you have any tips, smarty pants?
00:12:16I have one.
00:12:17Safe sex?
00:12:19No, there will definitely be sex.
00:12:21No, with protection.
00:12:22Hey?
00:12:23And then come the unpleasantness.
00:12:26Okay, so what?
00:12:27If he acts stubborn, you yell.
00:12:28Yeah.
00:12:31Bye.
00:12:31Bye bye.
00:12:32But it's for pleasure.
00:12:33Where were you?
00:12:46Chatting for a while with the little ones.
00:12:48And you?
00:12:50I've also been playing with the children for a while and chatting and stuff.
00:12:55Look, I've got rice up to my underwear, right?
00:12:59Oh, God!
00:13:00No, take it away, take it away, take it away, no, take it away, take it away.
00:13:04I have nothing more to add than that it must be the guidance service.
00:13:09Did you see?
00:13:09Did you see?
00:13:10How elegant!
00:13:10Here, I'll follow you.
00:13:11God, what an intense day.
00:13:15I'm exhausted, huh?
00:13:15He's thinking that they don't want to find you.
00:13:21Wait.
00:13:21Come on.
00:13:26Let's make a toast.
00:13:28For us.
00:13:28For us.
00:13:43You know what, Lucia?
00:13:47This afternoon, when we were there at the church, I was thinking that I had the luck of the milk.
00:13:54Because when it comes to luck, you think it only happens to other people, right?
00:13:58But, well, like the lottery, you know it's going to happen, but you don't know anyone who's won it.
00:14:02No, well I can tell you that yes, it's time.
00:14:07Because, well, I've been happy.
00:14:09But you're the first girl I ever fell in love with.
00:14:13Really.
00:14:15That's something you never forget.
00:14:18Well, what I wanted to tell you is that...
00:14:21It's as if I've been given another life with you.
00:14:24Well, these aren't wedding dresses, are they?
00:14:40Well, something will have to be done.
00:14:42The tradition.
00:14:44Well, it's tradition.
00:14:45The tradition continues.
00:14:46And if you have to make an effort, then you make it.
00:14:48Come on.
00:14:48Come on.
00:14:48Come on.
00:14:54Who's going to dress you, your mother?
00:15:01Take a look at yourself for a moment, let's see if I can.
00:15:02The pliers, Diego, the pliers.
00:15:05Girl, this is impossible.
00:15:07It's a damn thing.
00:15:08The pliers, well, it takes a little.
00:15:14There is nothing.
00:15:15No.
00:15:17It looks like they're saying...
00:15:19Hang on a minute.
00:15:19No?
00:15:20Yes, yes...
00:15:21Just a second, man.
00:15:22Come on, calcite.
00:15:49Out.
00:15:52Guille, either you leave or I'll kick you out.
00:15:59How are you?
00:16:00Good morning.
00:16:00How did you sleep?
00:16:01Okay, okay.
00:16:01Good?
00:16:03Come on, Guille!
00:16:04And what are you doing in your pajamas?
00:16:05It's eight o'clock.
00:16:05Come on.
00:16:07Marcos, get up!
00:16:09I'm already here, Dad.
00:16:12Hello.
00:16:15You're going to the bathroom, right?
00:16:16Okay, I'll vacate it, alright?
00:16:20Guille, either you leave or I'll kick you out.
00:16:22What have you gone out on?
00:16:23Oh my God!
00:16:25Well, go to Dad's bathroom.
00:16:27But what if Lucia is there and I catch her naked?
00:16:29Curro, no, no, we don't talk nonsense, okay?
00:16:32Come on, to the bathroom.
00:16:34Exit.
00:16:34Thank you, little sisters.
00:16:39Thank you.
00:16:42Hmm!
00:16:43Tell me what it smells like!
00:16:46But this is what they eat.
00:16:48Ha ha ha!
00:16:50It has helped you open that door!
00:17:08Ah, good morning, little one!
00:17:10Good morning, Mrs. Carmen.
00:17:13What do you mean, Doña Carmen?
00:17:14No, forget it, okay?
00:17:16I'm not your neighbor anymore.
00:17:17Grandma, now I am your grandma.
00:17:22How are you, Santiago?
00:17:24How are you, Carmen?
00:17:25Good morning.
00:17:25No, no, mother-in-law.
00:17:26Mother-in-law, call me mother-in-law.
00:17:28Ah, mother-in-law.
00:17:28Yeah.
00:17:29Well, come in, come in, mother-in-law.
00:17:30Come in, come in.
00:17:31Mother-in-law!
00:17:33What a beautiful wedding!
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36Everyone has said it.
00:17:37So what?
00:17:38The place was something else.
00:17:40What was happening to the site?
00:17:41Very elegant, isn't it?
00:17:42Very nice.
00:17:43Yes, yes.
00:17:43With more gold than a gypsy's smile.
00:17:45But it wasn't because of the food, because his fingers were numb from eating prawns.
00:17:49Well, for once we're stretching ourselves.
00:17:52And look, you didn't want to take pictures of yourself cutting the cake with the sword.
00:17:56And finally, the most emotional moment.
00:17:59Grandma, come here!
00:18:00What is a grandmother?
00:18:00Grandmother!
00:18:01Oh!
00:18:02Oh, my grandparents!
00:18:04Oh, my grandparents!
00:18:05What a joy!
00:18:06Oh, Grandma!
00:18:07What a joy to finally have you here, next door to each other!
00:18:11I returned at two in the morning.
00:18:13At two o'clock!
00:18:14I'm a real mess.
00:18:16Very good.
00:18:16Just in time to go see the mariachis, didn't you see that Santiago was all the way there?
00:18:20Yeah.
00:18:21Wow, your brother was really toasted.
00:18:23Of course, because the liquor was free.
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:26But at the party I had to put a stop to it, because he started dancing with the 18-year-olds, but ended up dancing with me.
00:18:32Well, it would mean there was no other option, mother-in-law.
00:18:34Yes of course.
00:18:35That would be it.
00:18:36Churros!
00:18:36Yes, I brought you the churros.
00:18:39Do you like churros?
00:18:40Well, what are you doing without showering?
00:18:41Come on, go to the bathroom, I'm sure it's free.
00:18:43Come on.
00:18:43Yes, but leave the check first, he's not going to pee.
00:18:45Come on.
00:18:52Good morning.
00:18:53Go ahead, go ahead.
00:18:54Come on, sit down wherever you can.
00:18:56I've had a place there.
00:18:57As you can see, there's a bit of everything, huh?
00:18:59But I've made one of these cups because I got up early, Grandma brought churros,
00:19:01Well, I've prepared some scrambled eggs, what do you think? We have sobaos, well, we have everything, we have everything.
00:19:05Okay, thanks.
00:19:07Are there any oat flakes?
00:19:08Oat flakes?
00:19:09Oatmeal, Marcos?
00:19:10Are there oat flakes?
00:19:11That's Wesley, isn't it?
00:19:12Isn't that what birds eat?
00:19:13And that's it, I'm not going to do any favors.
00:19:15Don't worry, just make me a list and we'll see this afternoon, of course, why not.
00:19:18I'm going to have a little milk.
00:19:20Good morning, family.
00:19:21Good morning from some churros.
00:19:23Well, look, we didn't have that.
00:19:25I wanted it to be last Friday night, right?
00:19:26Were you able to get up and they're already telling me about him?
00:19:28Man, the fourth tenor to play in Santiago, what a night you gave us that evening, huh?
00:19:33And now, I've already realized.
00:19:34Sit over there, sit over there.
00:19:35This one still comes inflated.
00:19:37We'll have to give him a coffee with salt.
00:19:39Well, you don't know what happened to me last night.
00:19:42Anything.
00:19:43Well, from the little concert.
00:19:44Pass me the sugar.
00:19:45Well, I decided to stay and talk with Paquillo, who, by the way, is a very good friend of Valdar's brother-in-law.
00:19:54Yes sir.
00:19:55Good morning.
00:19:57Good morning.
00:19:58Hello.
00:20:00My love.
00:20:01He has a chalet here near the pavement.
00:20:02Hey Santiago, how was your day yesterday?
00:20:06Taca, taca, taca, taca.
00:20:07If I remember correctly.
00:20:10Well, that's it.
00:20:11He has a chalet here near the pavement.
00:20:13Oh, you look so beautiful, Mommy.
00:20:14Oh, my life.
00:20:15Hey, have you all gotten ready for school?
00:20:17Did you see them with chairs on the first day?
00:20:19Bit.
00:20:20You don't look very well.
00:20:21It doesn't look like you slept much.
00:20:22Let's do one thing.
00:20:23Okay, Marcos and Guille, you go with them to school and introduce them to your friends.
00:20:27OK?
00:20:28He dies from the one who must be his little friends.
00:20:30Well, she's very fat.
00:20:31Well, that's it.
00:20:32What scream, a scream?
00:20:34Marcos, what did I say?
00:20:35Go with them, but now, because it's very late.
00:20:37Come on, let's go.
00:20:38Urro, come on.
00:20:40Well, I say, let's see if I can take advantage of it.
00:20:42Forgive me, in case it inhabits me, how wonderful.
00:20:44One thing, excuse me.
00:20:45It doesn't matter if the bar is open.
00:20:46But I a little bit...
00:20:47I also talk about the bar and go to the market.
00:20:49Come on, work.
00:20:49Okay, let's go, let's go.
00:20:52Come on, work, we're going to be late.
00:20:54Curro.
00:20:54Goodbye, goodbye, Madrid.
00:20:56Bye bye.
00:20:57Curro, come on.
00:20:57See you later, guys.
00:20:58Come on, tomorrow.
00:21:00And yesterday?
00:21:02That?
00:21:02That?
00:21:04Your hand was a little loose, wasn't it?
00:21:06No.
00:21:06Yeah.
00:21:07The desire you have.
00:21:08Yes, with you.
00:21:09Well, enjoy it.
00:21:12Thank you.
00:21:13So, how were these first 24 hours as a family?
00:21:18Good, good, very good.
00:21:19Hey, but I have a question.
00:21:21Yeah.
00:21:21What the hell were you doing with my daughter's underwear?
00:21:24How are you?
00:21:25Well, I'm not doing anything.
00:21:26Me, nothing, of course, the children.
00:21:27What are you doing, idiots?
00:21:28Can't you see we're parking?
00:21:30Well, it had to be that idiot Andrés, really.
00:21:34Is that Andrés?
00:21:35Yeah.
00:21:35Well, I can't believe you're still walking around like that.
00:21:36This one just doesn't change.
00:21:37This is a jerk.
00:21:38He was a jerk from a young age.
00:21:40Twenty years later he's still a jerk.
00:21:41When he dies, he'll be a jerk too.
00:21:43Hey, be quiet, the babies will hear you, okay?
00:21:45And you stay.
00:21:46Okay.
00:21:47Do you have everything?
00:21:48What, Andrésito?
00:21:50Playing around with the new car, huh?
00:21:52You see.
00:21:53Congratulations.
00:21:54Thank you.
00:21:55As you know, I'm a bit allergic to weddings these days, but yesterday's example...
00:21:58Awesome, huh?
00:21:59Hey, how did you cut the cake with that little sword?
00:22:01The mother-in-law who insisted, at last.
00:22:03So, how are you?
00:22:04Your first day of class?
00:22:06You're not nervous, are you?
00:22:07A little nervous?
00:22:07No, hysterical.
00:22:09Hey, I haven't had a chance to thank you yet, have I?
00:22:11Please, Lucia, it's been many years now.
00:22:13It's been many years.
00:22:15Besides, if one of us is doing better than others, we should help each other, right?
00:22:17Yes, there goes Fiti, look.
00:22:18Besides, I'll get my revenge on your husband in ham.
00:22:20Wait, yes.
00:22:23What's up, family?
00:22:24What's happening?
00:22:25Hello, Mayanín.
00:22:26You're going to ruin it, man.
00:22:27He's funny.
00:22:28I didn't sleep a wink until three o'clock.
00:22:30See you later, kid.
00:22:31Hey, that was your brother's idea, huh?
00:22:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:22:34It's normal for someone who is happy with marriage.
00:22:37Damn, man, you got married yesterday, you're back at work today, huh?
00:22:40He who is born a proletarian.
00:22:41Okay, let's see, kid, what love to do, anyway.
00:22:42You, Andresito, we'll wake you up, because you're the only one of the gang who's still unmarried.
00:22:46So, are you going to come out of the closet now or...?
00:22:48The thing is, you CEOs get married in front of Fiti.
00:22:51Yes, yes, that's what was coming in.
00:22:52And you two, don't keep them waiting, okay?
00:22:54Okay, see you later.
00:22:55If you order.
00:22:57Come on.
00:23:03Nice.
00:23:04Don't keep them waiting any longer.
00:23:05One of you is not better off than another.
00:23:07You know what I'm saying, Fiti?
00:23:08In your hand he is arrogant, a clown and a pain in the ass.
00:23:12Yes, and on top of that, now he's going to be your wife's boss.
00:23:15I don't know if I'm making myself clear.
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:17You've explained yourself.
00:23:18What? What? You liked it, didn't you?
00:23:20Of course, I'm very affectionate when I want to be.
00:23:22What about me?
00:23:23Aquillo!
00:23:24Give me a hand!
00:23:25Fuck!
00:23:26And let me use the phone.
00:23:28I've told you a thousand times.
00:23:29I'm placing an order for ham.
00:23:31Jamoncito a los tuyos.
00:23:32I love you a lot, okay?
00:23:33Order.
00:23:35Did you really think this was free or what?
00:23:36Pussy.
00:23:41Preferred stand.
00:23:43The Champions League semi-final.
00:23:46Did you doubt the teacher?
00:23:48Plus, it's only going to cost you 150 euros.
00:23:50And the will?
00:23:51I'll give you the money for free.
00:23:55Thank goodness, boss, I care about you, you know?
00:23:57Because you're tighter than Scrooge McDuck.
00:24:00As?
00:24:00And who are you going there with?
00:24:01Why am I going there?
00:24:03Well, with my brother, as always.
00:24:04That?
00:24:05We had to go to the market alone, huh?
00:24:08Your brother is marrying the prettiest girl in the neighborhood and you're stuck with it.
00:24:11So that he can rest.
00:24:13First day off.
00:24:15Give me a cortado.
00:24:16Okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:18Give me a little ham instead, and a third of a liter.
00:24:20I need to regulate the pH; my body is like a furnace.
00:24:24That?
00:24:28Tickets for Real Madrid and Barcelona?
00:24:30Premium seating?
00:24:32Who are you going with?
00:24:32Well, tomorrow everyone came in asking who I'm going to go with.
00:24:36Well, with my brother, who I've been with all my life.
00:24:38Well, your brother got married yesterday, Santiago.
00:24:40You said it yourself, yesterday.
00:24:42If the match had been yesterday, between the wedding and the match, the wedding would have been the most important.
00:24:46But it turns out the game is today.
00:24:48Well, look, Santiago, let me tell you.
00:24:51Diego got married yesterday.
00:24:53And it has just entered phase 1.
00:24:54What phase, what phase?
00:24:56Look, you can do whatever you want until the wedding.
00:24:59Everything is permitted.
00:25:00What bachelor party?
00:25:02Well, go with your friends.
00:25:03Which match?
00:25:04Well, go play football, darling, it's very nice.
00:25:06You're going to have dinner with friends.
00:25:08Now, come on, go get dinner.
00:25:09Then you say, damn, getting married is going to be a piece of cake.
00:25:13But when you get married, the good times end.
00:25:16You want to go play football.
00:25:17Another game, you're going out with your friends.
00:25:20And I, I'm left here alone, I can't go with you.
00:25:22So, in the end you say, damn, where's the deal of getting married?
00:25:25There, there, there, there's the guy.
00:25:26You got married, you screwed up.
00:25:29Or not.
00:25:29So, if I leave Candela the day after we get married for a football match, I either show up wearing a helmet, or I might end up sleeping in the stands.
00:25:37It's an hour and a half, damn it.
00:25:39I've been going to Madrid with my brother since we were toddlers.
00:25:43And today he plays against Barça, in the Champions League semi-final.
00:25:47Yes, yes, well tell her.
00:25:50And you, doesn't it complicate your life or anything?
00:25:52Go ahead, tell her where your wife is going, what for?
00:25:55And I, you gave it to him, I don't know, that it's such a pain in the chest, that it's gone to the pitas, anything, huh?
00:26:00Damn, man, yesterday, I think they gave me cheap wine or something, huh?
00:26:04Because I had never felt like this in my life.
00:26:06Come on, my whole...
00:26:07I turned around like a sock.
00:26:08The girl service is still where it was, but don't even try it, okay?
00:26:12It's always crowded.
00:26:13And I'm full.
00:26:14No, no, no, I'm going to stop now.
00:26:15No, no, never...
00:26:16Nothing, see you later.
00:26:16Oh, sweetie, do you already know what your class is?
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:19No, Marcos.
00:26:21Tell me you're going to be late.
00:26:22Hello good morning.
00:26:23Hello.
00:26:25Happens.
00:26:28Well, this is where we meet.
00:26:29Well, the teachers' lounge.
00:26:31But I insisted on going to your father's office.
00:26:33Indeed.
00:26:34This is where they used to hit our hands with rulers under the picture of the white man.
00:26:38Those from the fifth Gaul call it the room of the one who laughs.
00:26:41A coffee?
00:26:42Well, a chamomile tea would almost be better, wouldn't it?
00:26:44A chamomile tea?
00:26:45I don't think that chamomile tea is all that great.
00:26:47What do you mean it's not that big of a deal?
00:26:49But I haven't taught for 11 years, since TT was born.
00:26:52You were even more foolish.
00:26:53Good thing you dumped that jerk of a husband of yours, babe.
00:26:55With what you're worth.
00:26:56What was I going to say, right?
00:27:00My tire goes flat at seven o'clock, I stop for a bald guy and it turns out he's my first boyfriend.
00:27:05And off we went back to the neighborhood again, with five children.
00:27:08What is your value?
00:27:09I would have stayed in the chalet, you know.
00:27:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:12No what?
00:27:13No smoking allowed.
00:27:14It's not possible because, since Andrés is quitting, everyone else has to quit too.
00:27:17Oh, look, maybe that way I can finally quit.
00:27:20Well, it's not the same, but since you have something going on...
00:27:22Come on, you're getting your hopes up.
00:27:25Believe it.
00:27:27For me?
00:27:28Well.
00:27:29So, what did you think of the change?
00:27:31Well, the truth is that I'm very happy, Andrés, because we have such a big family.
00:27:35Well, you should have seen it last night, it was a huge mess, there were loads of kids.
00:27:38No, no, no, no, Lucia, I'm not referring to that, I'm referring to your class change, how's it going?
00:27:43Candela, you haven't told him anything, have you?
00:27:46Look, you had the ones from the fourth year of ESO (Compulsory Secondary Education),
00:27:47But from now on you'll be in charge of the fifth graders.
00:27:50the little ones.
00:27:51We've had a few problems.
00:27:52What little problem?
00:27:54Nothing serious, girl, just a low.
00:27:56But, look, Candela can explain it better.
00:27:59Because I'm in a real mess right now...
00:28:00No, no, no, Andrés, Andrés, listen.
00:28:04What's the problem?
00:28:05No, no problem, no problem at all, Diana.
00:28:08The teacher, the bombi, María Eugenia, who is sick.
00:28:12Yes, well, she got stressed, didn't she?
00:28:13She got a little overwhelmed with the kids and all that, but...
00:28:16Well, anyway, there were also personal things.
00:28:17A tad unbalanced, María Eugenia.
00:28:20Come on, very neurotic.
00:28:22Let that go.
00:28:24Let's go to the bank of the bomb!
00:28:27I see a joke that you're going to have to take your share of, Tati.
00:28:30But it was the evil one.
00:28:31But it was because of shit.
00:28:35Alright, you donkeys!
00:28:36Stay still!
00:28:37Come, come!
00:28:38Stop here, stop here!
00:28:39Stop here!
00:28:40Oh, oh, oh!
00:28:47Hey, are you nobody?
00:28:50Well, here's a place.
00:28:53Eh, eh, eh.
00:28:54And they're not going to put the place for the bomb here, dude?
00:28:55Don't mess with the bald one, because that's what will ruin her!
00:28:58She's not playing dumb, she's got me pegged!
00:29:00Well, so we'll have to prepare a good welcome, right?
00:29:10Half a portion of Serrano ham, well served.
00:29:12No, no, no, give me a full pair, your stockings are so tight you could eat them with a magnifying glass, man.
00:29:16Wow, what's up? Are you going to the shop?
00:29:19I'm having breakfast.
00:29:20I already have the kids yesterday.
00:29:22I am a businessman, and it has taken me a lot of work to get where I am.
00:29:24Look at him, the owner of General Motto.
00:29:27He has a neighborhood workshop, Quillo.
00:29:29There you go, my old lady.
00:29:30Give me two pork loin and two summer ones.
00:29:32Good morning, gentlemen.
00:29:33Pussy!
00:29:34If it is the husband.
00:29:36You're there early in the morning, you're there early in the morning.
00:29:37You're all alone, morning!
00:29:41Sing, Marre and David!
00:29:44That's enough, that's enough.
00:29:46Our duvet has turned green, hasn't it?
00:29:48Gentlemen, gentlemen.
00:29:50Our boss has married his first girlfriend, the one he had when he was 15.
00:29:53Thank you, thank you.
00:29:55Do you want me to bring you the 127, brother?
00:29:57Why are you going to appeal the turkey?
00:29:59Come on, you're getting pimples.
00:30:01Come on, come on, come on.
00:30:01Come on, shut up already.
00:30:02Come on, it's already changed.
00:30:04Hey.
00:30:06That?
00:30:09Madrid-Barça.
00:30:11Tonight.
00:30:12Fuck.
00:30:17Preferred seating area.
00:30:18There.
00:30:19Fuck you, my brother!
00:30:21Damn, you coward, the old woman!
00:30:22Damn, you coward!
00:30:23What did you take out?
00:30:24That! That!
00:30:26Tell him, tell him.
00:30:28Ah, a brother-in-law of Florentino, a close friend of Menda here.
00:30:31But that's called three days off, right?
00:30:33I thought I was going to let you down.
00:30:35How could I possibly think that, damn it?
00:30:37How could I think that?
00:30:38I feel sorry for you now, man.
00:30:41I shouldn't have signed up earlier.
00:30:42The thing is...
00:30:43I have a family dinner...
00:30:45With the boy and all, who's a bit sad.
00:30:47Fuck.
00:30:48Well, never mind.
00:30:50Peaceful?
00:30:52No, but it was Santi who...
00:30:54Well, maybe I can't go.
00:30:57No, fuck it.
00:30:58And so?
00:30:59Well, man, like...
00:31:01Today is the first family dinner, and well...
00:31:04Yes, we're going to wait for it.
00:31:06That?
00:31:07What's the matter?
00:31:07I'm going to stop now.
00:31:16That?
00:31:18Did I already tell you?
00:31:20Pass one.
00:31:23That's a real bummer now, isn't it?
00:31:25That ticket that just hangs there.
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:30Hey?
00:31:30Nothing, that...
00:31:31Maybe I can make an effort and...
00:31:34And talk to Candela and stuff.
00:31:36You didn't have a family dinner.
00:31:39And I have it, and I have it.
00:31:41But hey, I didn't get married yesterday either, did I?
00:31:43AND...
00:31:43And I can leave it for tomorrow.
00:31:46No.
00:31:47I say this mainly because her mother is a Barça fan.
00:31:52Take it, I'll leave the course here.
00:31:53You understand, right?
00:31:57Hey?
00:31:57Santi?
00:31:58Okay, I'm going to change.
00:32:00Well, well, that's good.
00:32:02Okay.
00:32:09Hello.
00:32:10Hello.
00:32:11Hey, if they're going to be difficult, I'd rather know.
00:32:15Oh, conflictive?
00:32:16No way, woman.
00:32:17If you have a couple of things clear and stay calm, everything will turn out fine, you'll see.
00:32:20Yes, how about that.
00:32:22The ones at the back are the first row that doesn't regret it.
00:32:25And don't turn around.
00:32:27And the other one?
00:32:27Your chair.
00:32:29Check the backrest, the wheels.
00:32:30They have saws, we don't know where they get them, but the work is fine and imperceptible.
00:32:34The chair?
00:32:34Yeah.
00:32:35And most importantly, they are perverse minds.
00:32:36They will provoke you, they will drive you crazy, they will make you want to shake them, but don't.
00:32:40The penalty is severe.
00:32:41Anything else?
00:32:44No.
00:32:45Nothing else.
00:32:47The bull is requested, teacher.
00:32:49That's the magpie.
00:32:50I don't know who the other one is.
00:32:54Each ass to its chair.
00:32:58Sir, is it true that the bomb is in the asylum?
00:33:01No, sir, he's running away with the bandano's father.
00:33:03What is he saying?
00:33:04Dude, why the face?
00:33:05Silence.
00:33:06The thing is, the father has to be at the store until six in the morning and then he laughs at us.
00:33:09Okay, I said silence, thugs.
00:33:11You're all a bunch of thugs.
00:33:13If he gives you his hand and you eat it.
00:33:15Well, this is Lucía, the teacher who has come to replace the bombshell, María Eugenia.
00:33:20I hope we can get along.
00:33:22Don't wait for it.
00:33:23And get going.
00:33:24We're going to get along.
00:33:26Well, but you also have a new classmate, who is also Lucia's daughter.
00:33:30But it would be better if she introduced herself so we could all get to know her, wouldn't it?
00:33:33Wow, dude, the teacher's daughter.
00:33:36No, I don't know, no.
00:33:37My name is Tete.
00:33:44María Teresa Capdevila.
00:33:46I am 11 years old and I am from Barcelona.
00:33:48And she's Polish!
00:33:51Bellido, what do you want, to go to the principal?
00:33:53Not today, but thanks, okay?
00:33:55That could be even more outrageous.
00:33:57Okay, I'll leave you now, okay?
00:33:58And good luck.
00:33:59Come on.
00:34:00Let me go.
00:34:02Okay.
00:34:04The chair, the chair.
00:34:07Thank you.
00:34:08Well, as Candela told you, my name is Lucia.
00:34:13I'm going to be your teacher from now on, and well, I'll be your tutor until the end of the course.
00:34:20Okay, so, where are you at with Maria Eugenia?
00:34:28I love it, yes, with energy.
00:34:31Let's see, Matías Ercovich.
00:34:33Yes, it's me.
00:34:33Yeah.
00:34:35But, well, actually everyone calls me Valdano.
00:34:38I honestly don't know why, because I like football and that's it.
00:34:41I'm just a kid who came with his dad from Argentina, because things are a bit bad for me.
00:34:44Matías, Matías, excuse me, which way are we going?
00:34:46Oh, and ask me, where are we going?
00:34:49We are in unit 12.
00:34:50Ah, but it's not that book, it's this one.
00:34:55Okay, I'll go get him, that way we can meet.
00:34:57Well, we're feeling pretty lively, aren't we?
00:35:09Let's see, lesson 12.
00:35:11Okay, fine, huh?
00:35:12Lesson 12.
00:35:16Take out your books.
00:35:18Let's see, transitive verbs.
00:35:20Come on, corals.
00:35:21Are you attracted to one-night stands?
00:35:27No.
00:35:28Ah, yes, they are very interesting.
00:35:31Sometimes they enrich us, and sometimes they don't.
00:35:33It's no big deal.
00:35:34They are simple.
00:35:35See you later.
00:35:36See you later.
00:35:41You like it, don't you?
00:35:42What are you saying?
00:35:43No, she's beautiful.
00:35:44No, he lives with me.
00:35:46She is my father's wife's daughter.
00:35:49Isn't she his stepsister?
00:35:51Very good, you are progressing well.
00:35:53Hey, Pesito, I'm still waiting for you to introduce me to her.
00:35:55No, no, because honey isn't made for the mouth of the nursing home.
00:35:57Yes, it is, yes.
00:35:58No, I'm leaving, I'm leaving.
00:36:00Hey, see you later, right?
00:36:02Marcos.
00:36:02See you later, Marcos.
00:36:04And you keep your claws away, Leona.
00:36:05You're going to scratch me.
00:36:06Careful.
00:36:09Hello.
00:36:10Are you going home?
00:36:11Yeah.
00:36:13How was your first day?
00:36:14People are short, aren't they?
00:36:16Yes, well, I'm still a little confused, but...
00:36:19Good.
00:36:20Wow.
00:36:22Welcome to the kings.
00:36:24What's happening?
00:36:26Is that also health, ma'am?
00:36:28Yes, yes, tell him there, please, yes.
00:36:30Hey, if you need anything to catch up, notes or whatever, just ask me, okay?
00:36:34No problem.
00:36:35Okay.
00:36:35Okay, thanks.
00:36:37Hello.
00:36:38Did he give me his autograph?
00:36:39Yes, here, right?
00:36:41Thanks, huh?
00:36:42Thank you so much.
00:36:43Have they brought everything to us yet, Grandma?
00:36:44Yes, yes, yes, it's done.
00:36:45All your records, your books, and all your things.
00:36:47Well, you're not going to complain about your new brother, are you?
00:36:52You should see how he takes care of you.
00:36:54Yes, he's nice.
00:36:55Yeah.
00:36:56So, how was the first day?
00:36:59Good, very good.
00:37:00Bullshit, grandma.
00:37:04You miss your friends, don't you?
00:37:06Yeah.
00:37:08And some more than others.
00:37:11What's it called?
00:37:15I, Manuel.
00:37:16Go on, just like the singer, which I love.
00:37:19He's a singer too, you know?
00:37:21Oh, how wonderful, an artist.
00:37:25Do you love him/her very much?
00:37:27A lot.
00:37:28And I don't know when I'm going to talk to him again.
00:37:29And why don't you tell him to come over?
00:37:32I have plenty of room at home.
00:37:34And bring the guitar, woman.
00:37:35We're throwing a party here, you wouldn't believe it.
00:37:37No, Grandma, it's just that he makes a living from singing.
00:37:39and he doesn't have a penny.
00:37:40Imagine it here, in Madrid, on the subway
00:37:43and singing in Catalan.
00:37:45Not even for sunflower seeds.
00:37:47Well, worse things have happened.
00:37:49Look, if Norma Duval and that canton sing,
00:37:52Well, let him come.
00:37:54I'll leave you some money, okay?
00:37:58Hello good.
00:37:58Hello.
00:37:59Hello.
00:38:00But if we already have everything here, that's great.
00:38:02But daughter, what happened to you?
00:38:04Oh, nothing, just a pen that exploded.
00:38:06One site has failed me.
00:38:07How are you?
00:38:08How would you like to eat?
00:38:08That's very good, that's very good.
00:38:10Very lively and happy.
00:38:11Of course.
00:38:12Okay, come on, change your clothes.
00:38:13Okay, change your minds.
00:38:13I'll prepare something for you to eat.
00:38:15How are you?
00:38:16How are you?
00:38:16How are you?
00:38:17How are you?
00:38:18How are you?
00:38:18How are you?
00:38:20Fantastic, very good.
00:38:23Everything is under control.
00:38:25How are you?
00:38:25Would I have told you?
00:38:26How are you?
00:38:26How are you?
00:38:27You were going to do great, silly girl.
00:38:28So what?
00:38:29Nice kids, aren't they?
00:38:31Yes of course.
00:38:33Do you know that I'm not with the older kids anymore?
00:38:35I'm in Guiña and Tete's class.
00:38:37Are you in Guiña's class?
00:38:40And what are you doing?
00:38:42That?
00:38:43Nothing.
00:38:44It's a...
00:38:45This will be gone in no time, man.
00:38:46It's nonsense.
00:38:47Look, Lucia, don't bother me.
00:38:48Lucia, but they've ruined your traffic.
00:38:50But you don't realize it.
00:38:50What are you saying?
00:38:51I shit on everything that moves.
00:38:52But they're just coffees and animals.
00:38:54And I told you so.
00:38:54I told you so.
00:38:56No, I know them perfectly well.
00:38:58You know them perfectly.
00:38:59Come on, that's enough already.
00:38:59Do you remember Don Andrés and the director?
00:39:01Do you remember who was the worst of all?
00:39:03You.
00:39:04How many days have I had them eating out of my hand?
00:39:07Winks, doesn't it?
00:39:08Was it Guiña?
00:39:09No, really.
00:39:10Guiña has been the most polite of all.
00:39:13He has behaved very well.
00:39:14Go on.
00:39:15Let's eat.
00:39:17Go downstairs, I have to stay here and do a few things.
00:39:20Okay, don't be long.
00:39:26It's okay, it's okay.
00:39:27He hasn't done anything.
00:39:29And who said you did anything?
00:39:36Have you seen the state you've left Lucia's dress in, you utter fool?
00:39:39She's your new mother, damn it.
00:39:41That it wasn't me.
00:39:42That it wasn't you, that you...
00:39:43It wasn't you, huh?
00:39:44But it was Gustavo, I swear, but...
00:39:46Let's see, Guille.
00:39:48We didn't want a new mother, did we?
00:39:54And how many times have we talked about having a new family?
00:39:57How much did you, Curro, and Marcos want this?
00:39:59Many.
00:40:00That's right, many.
00:40:02And how many times have I told you about Lucia?
00:40:05And how in love I am with her?
00:40:06Many.
00:40:07Many too, that's right.
00:40:09You understand, right?
00:40:10And you, Guille, don't you want to ruin it?
00:40:12No, you don't want to ruin it.
00:40:14Well, listen to me carefully.
00:40:17Who will make sure that Lucia is never pranked again?
00:40:21No, Dad.
00:40:22You, very good.
00:40:23And who will take care of Tete and help her integrate?
00:40:27I?
00:40:28And who's going to eat this toilet brush if I find out you're not keeping your promise?
00:40:32Me too.
00:40:33That is.
00:40:34You know, Guille?
00:40:35If you don't want to, you're a very reasonable guy, aren't you?
00:40:38Okay, but move the toilet brush away, I'm going to catch typhus, right?
00:40:41Typhus?
00:40:42The tete...
00:40:42Typhus.
00:40:43It's typhus, not typhus.
00:40:44Go on, go apologize to Lucia.
00:40:52How are you?
00:41:01The first day was tough, wasn't it?
00:41:02No way?
00:41:03Do you remember the day I fell and broke my front teeth?
00:41:06Well, that one was better.
00:41:11Why did I say that Andela, that you are my mother?
00:41:14Because in this world there are several inevitable things.
00:41:17And one of them is that I am your mother.
00:41:18Yes, laugh at me like that.
00:41:19That teachers' children are always outcasts.
00:41:24It's like if the prison director's son arrived at the Calameco, for example.
00:41:29My God.
00:41:30If I had known things were so serious...
00:41:32Do you think that's not enough?
00:41:37Mom, I don't know if you understand.
00:41:39But I have no future here.
00:41:41I'm marked.
00:41:43I'll never be able to have friends.
00:41:45Marked?
00:41:47Look, mate, I don't know about you, but I wasn't ambivalent.
00:41:50Yes, I know.
00:41:51I'm so glad you're so happy.
00:41:53And you will be happy too.
00:41:56But give me a little time.
00:41:59Okay?
00:41:59You'll see.
00:42:01Sorry.
00:42:02Oh ok.
00:42:03No, no, no.
00:42:03Tell me.
00:42:05Well, then...
00:42:06What I came to say was...
00:42:08I came to tell you that...
00:42:11That your father has sent you to apologize to me.
00:42:13Yeah.
00:42:14And well, that...
00:42:15I'm sorry.
00:42:17But come on, it wasn't me.
00:42:18I don't know...
00:42:19I already know that.
00:42:21I know that, you big dummy.
00:42:23Come on, bro.
00:42:24I'll wait for you downstairs for lunch.
00:42:25Yeah.
00:42:25Look, you little brat.
00:42:30In here I'll be your brother.
00:42:32But outside these four walls, you and I don't know each other.
00:42:34Is that clear?
00:42:35Crystal clear, isn't it?
00:42:36Three tubes, one clear one.
00:42:42Mixed Iberian and Manchego cheese.
00:42:43Efe.
00:42:44Is the patio full?
00:42:46A portion of bread.
00:42:47Okay, I don't know that I know you, huh?
00:42:48Damn him!
00:42:49Well, then...
00:42:50Dude, come on!
00:42:51These matches are decided at the beginning and we're going to miss them if we don't leave now.
00:42:54He's messing things up, man!
00:42:56What are you doing there, man?
00:42:57You're missing the game of the century.
00:42:59Game of the century.
00:43:00Every now and then there's a game of the century.
00:43:02And Madrid is enough, but not really...
00:43:04Look, look, 600 million people are watching it on television.
00:43:06And here we are, with the ticket in our pocket, like two idiots.
00:43:09I'm imagining it.
00:43:11Half the world, watching the Bernabéu, the best players in the world.
00:43:14The ham sandwich is amazing.
00:43:16A huge change, a real change.
00:43:18Yeah, man.
00:43:18So that Diego will want to cheer up.
00:43:22But as long as I have what I know, football can take a break from me.
00:43:30Hey, for that, for that!
00:43:32Come here, man, come on.
00:43:34I'm going to introduce my wife.
00:43:36Lucia.
00:43:36Paquillo.
00:43:37Hello.
00:43:38Hello.
00:43:38Is your wife serious?
00:43:39Seriously, you idiot.
00:43:40Yes, seriously.
00:43:41Now I understand why the boss is so happy.
00:43:44Paco, Paquillo.
00:43:45Nice to meet you.
00:43:47Come on, he's won the lottery.
00:43:49The girl's stone-throwing, right?
00:43:51No, no, the lottery.
00:43:52I'm coming, I'm coming!
00:43:53A piece of the woman, huh?
00:43:54Paquillo.
00:43:55What happened?
00:43:55Paquillo, open the door and get to work.
00:43:57Well, well, that brave one there, for nothing.
00:43:59Lucia.
00:44:00Well, I congratulate Piti.
00:44:02By?
00:44:03Today is Saint Oliver and Benji's Day.
00:44:04The fact that?
00:44:05Is he the king of football?
00:44:06Yes, yes, wait, wait, it's not that clear yet.
00:44:09Santiago.
00:44:10Is your brother going or not?
00:44:11No, my brother isn't going.
00:44:13Okay, change.
00:44:14Anyway, honey, if you don't want me to go, I won't go, okay?
00:44:19The thing is, Santiago had the ticket hanging around his neck and he gave it to me.
00:44:23And it's a commitment I've seen myself making, and...
00:44:26Hey!
00:44:26I'm giving you nothing.
00:44:27It costs you 150 euros.
00:44:29Wait a minute, are you saying Diego isn't going to the football match?
00:44:31No, no, no, no.
00:44:32Come on, this is the first time in my life I've seen him not go to the football.
00:44:37But that's it, girl, I can do the same, okay?
00:44:42I can stay here with you if you ask me to.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:46Well, go back to football, you ball.
00:44:47He's a suck-up.
00:44:49Now, if you guys go out for drinks afterwards, I'm in, okay?
00:44:50Uh, of course.
00:44:52Oh, and since Real Madrid wins, you know, they'll treat you afterwards.
00:44:55Well, let him win, right?
00:44:58Come on, Santiago.
00:45:00Go ahead, have your sandwich.
00:45:02Okay, I'll call you.
00:45:03Okay.
00:45:03I love you.
00:45:04Let go, see you later!
00:45:06Can you go any further, vandals?
00:45:17What are the little girls doing?
00:45:18The Madrid-Barça game, Dad.
00:45:19It's the game of the century.
00:45:21Which match of the century?
00:45:22Which match of the century?
00:45:22But let's see, let's see.
00:45:24How many times does Real Madrid play?
00:45:26And how many times do we start a new family?
00:45:28Well, that's it, today we're all eating together.
00:45:29Take the sausages, take them.
00:45:31Hey, we really don't care.
00:45:33We can go to the living room and watch it on TV there.
00:45:35Already?
00:45:35Yeah.
00:45:36Oh, oh, oh.
00:45:36What, what, what, what?
00:45:37That?
00:45:38I said that we eat in the kitchen and we eat in the kitchen.
00:45:40Is that clear?
00:45:41Hala.
00:45:41Hey?
00:45:43Pass me the glass for the wine.
00:45:48It's so hot!
00:45:49Guille, sit down now.
00:45:53Sit down, sit down, sit down.
00:45:56Well.
00:45:59Are you going to the first family dinner?
00:46:00Come on, guys, plates.
00:46:04I'm going to serve the salad.
00:46:05Not much for me, Mom.
00:46:06What do you mean, "little"?
00:46:07Eve is going to be the only thing you're going to eat.
00:46:09So...
00:46:09Eva, if you don't want sausages, I have a smell that I think is very good, ham...
00:46:13Is he good with belts?
00:46:14No, thank you, Diego.
00:46:15I'm not very hungry.
00:46:17Oh really?
00:46:17It doesn't cost me anything.
00:46:18That's because Eva is a vegetarian.
00:46:20He doesn't eat every time.
00:46:21I just don't have much taste.
00:46:23No.
00:46:23No!
00:46:28No!
00:46:28No!
00:46:29And Uncle Santiago enjoying himself in the stands.
00:46:31No!
00:46:34No!
00:46:34No!
00:46:36No!
00:46:38No!
00:46:40No!
00:46:42No!
00:46:44No!
00:46:46No!
00:46:48No!
00:46:50No!
00:46:52No!
00:46:54No!
00:46:56Guille, close the window and sit down!
00:46:58Come on, let's see who wants more salted food.
00:47:00Guille.
00:47:02Okay, who else wants some salted food, Guille? Come on in.
00:47:04Let's see your plate.
00:47:06Marcos.
00:47:07Yeah.
00:47:08Hey man, what's up?
00:47:09Are you going to eat salty food, Teté?
00:47:10Pass it to me.
00:47:11Yes, yes.
00:47:12Now you're just messing around, we're here having dinner.
00:47:13Yes, yes.
00:47:14Inc.
00:47:15That?
00:47:16Andrew.
00:47:17Andrew?
00:47:18Andrés, is something wrong?
00:47:20No, nothing, I just found out I caused trouble in class and I wanted to know if you were there
00:47:23good.
00:47:24No, no, man, no.
00:47:25Kids, you know how they are.
00:47:27I'm just a bunch of...
00:47:29Look, tomorrow before class, if you want, we can meet for a bit and you can tell me about it.
00:47:32Okay, okay, okay, that sounds great to me.
00:47:34Hey, thanks for caring, you're a sweetheart.
00:47:36I'll be right there.
00:47:37Come on.
00:47:38See you tomorrow.
00:47:39Already?
00:47:40Nothing, Andrés, I was just wondering how your first day went.
00:47:43The man is worried.
00:47:44I can see you're worried.
00:47:45No!
00:47:46Very cool!
00:47:47No, stay still, stay still, you look like monkeys.
00:47:50Hey, calm down, show some respect.
00:47:52Hey?
00:47:53Yes, that's right.
00:47:54Eve!
00:47:55Yes, I brought this for you.
00:47:56For me?
00:47:59What is it?
00:48:00What is it?
00:48:01Dad, huh?
00:48:02I recorded the match.
00:48:03Yes, I recorded it.
00:48:04Please, sit down, don't gossip.
00:48:05I, Manuel.
00:48:07If it's a private matter, come up to our room and then watch TV.
00:48:10But hey, what's going on?
00:48:11Some people can watch TV here, and others can't.
00:48:13Eve.
00:48:15Look, Guille, if you say anything again, the brush will eat you, but in pieces, just you see.
00:48:19Eva, darling, això is for you. I love you.
00:48:33The pastera will arrive, the one with the dark look.
00:48:41Ah, he's a Manuel, what a detail.
00:48:43On the street you navigate alone, among the bodells all the stripes.
00:48:52Els nostres cossos esfondran.
00:48:54Don't cry so much that you will become dehydrated.
00:48:56In a sweet word.
00:49:01It's pretty, isn't it?
00:49:02Beautiful.
00:49:03Tender.
00:49:04I'll take you to drop me off in the area, please.
00:49:11Els nostres cossos esfondran.
00:49:15Els nostres cossos esfondran.
00:49:19Els nostres cossos esfondran.
00:49:23Her psychopathic boyfriend sent her a video of himself singing.
00:49:25It's a nightmare.
00:49:26But anyway, how is she?
00:49:27Well, praying.
00:49:28But nobody can withstand that without crying.
00:49:29Nothing, my sister's boyfriend sent her a video singing her a song.
00:49:30It's because it's a song by an author, a poet, you know?
00:49:32Hey, what's up?
00:49:33Eva's boyfriend, who is a singer-songwriter, a poet, one of those who send poems to girls.
00:49:39Can't you hear it?
00:49:40That?
00:49:41What's happening?
00:49:42Nothing, my sister's boyfriend sent her a video singing her a song.
00:49:45It's because it's a song by an author, a poet, you know?
00:49:50Hey, what's up?
00:49:52Eva's boyfriend, who is a singer-songwriter, a poet, one of those who send poems to girls.
00:49:57Can't you hear it?
00:50:04What? How are you?
00:50:05Well, she's totally smitten.
00:50:06In other words, it's fatal.
00:50:07I think Manuel is a good kid, but they sent him a little song.
00:50:11Wow! I'm going to make myself some chamomile tea.
00:50:13And while I'm at it, I'm going to lean on something.
00:50:17But what is it saying? It's completely incomprehensible.
00:50:21Because she sings in Catalan.
00:50:24He says, "Loves are like a dinghy."
00:50:27She wanders alone through the strait.
00:50:30That his insides have been ripped open.
00:50:33She dreams that their bodies will merge into one.
00:50:35Phew!
00:50:36Get out of here, I'm going with her, the chorus is coming back to me, it was the worst.
00:50:42Ah!
00:50:43That guy's a bit of a pig, isn't he?
00:50:44What, what, what?
00:50:45What, what, what, what?
00:50:46The entrails, do I know them?
00:50:47How old!
00:50:48Okay, okay, no, no, okay, okay.
00:50:49Shh!
00:50:51That your sisters are having a hard time.
00:50:52They've had to leave their home and...
00:50:54And he's stopped seeing his friends and all that.
00:50:55In other words, we're going to handle it with a little tact.
00:50:57So, you could invite Eva to a party, right?
00:50:59To a party.
00:51:00Yeah.
00:51:01We need to get out a little more, okay, Dad?
00:51:02We need to get out of the rum.
00:51:03Well, Dad's going to bring you a drink, damn it.
00:51:05Or to the movies, or whatever, huh?
00:51:07And you and I told the same thing.
00:51:08How's it going? Shouldn't I take her to a party?
00:51:09I bet you'll get a milk?
00:51:10No.
00:51:11You have to get them integrated into the school and all that.
00:51:13And, well, be very careful, very careful about playing pranks on Lucia.
00:51:16But if I find out you're playing a prank on Lucia...
00:51:18Hello.
00:51:19Hello.
00:51:20Hello.
00:51:21How are you?
00:51:22I'm finished... I'm going to sleep.
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:30We're going to sleep too...
00:51:31No no.
00:51:32So, we're all going to go to sleep and see if...
00:51:35I feel.
00:51:36Okay.
00:51:37Good night.
00:51:38Good night.
00:51:39Take a rest.
00:51:40Good night.
00:51:41Take a rest.
00:51:42Good night.
00:51:43God.
00:51:44What is it?
00:51:45What is it?
00:51:46What is it?
00:51:47What is it?
00:51:48What is it?
00:51:49What is it?
00:51:50You've already said it.
00:51:51Thank you.
00:51:56Good night.
00:51:58Good night.
00:52:14Work!
00:52:15Marcos!
00:52:16They are having breakfast.
00:52:17Do you want something?
00:52:18No, nothing.
00:52:19Well.
00:52:20Would you mind telling them they can bring me paper?
00:52:21Paper?
00:52:22Hmm...
00:52:23If you want, I can bring it to you.
00:52:24Okay, fine, but don't go in, okay?
00:52:27Okay, please.
00:52:29Already!
00:52:30Already!
00:52:31Already!
00:52:32What is it?
00:52:33Well...
00:52:34What a trick!
00:52:35What do I want to tell you?
00:52:37Okay, fine, but don't go in, okay?
00:52:38Okay, please.
00:52:39Already!
00:52:40Already!
00:52:42Already!
00:52:43Already!
00:52:44Come on...
00:52:45Already!
00:52:47Already!
00:52:48Already!
00:52:49Already!
00:52:50Already!
00:52:51Already!
00:52:52Already!
00:52:53Already!
00:52:54Already!
00:52:55Already!
00:52:56Already!
00:52:57But what's going on? Is there a problem? No, nothing. What's wrong with the aunt?
00:53:06Strong as hot water, I'm going to give this a good scouring, this deserves revenge
00:53:26Those two girls don't make you nervous, pass me those cereals.
00:53:32bird that they take
00:53:40because I like to stomp on the breakfast my stepsisters are going to have and it has a
00:53:46word
00:53:48How did you sleep? Well, it wasn't the best night of my life, but the days...
00:54:03Did you sleep well if I tell you that Santiago didn't come for breakfast? He hadn't loved me or anything.
00:54:10No, maybe it's sick, because then yes, she must be sick.
00:54:16And look, I think I'm sick too, because I have a fever and I'm dizzy, and I'm going to stay home.
00:54:24Because you're going to school, you're going to make sure nothing happens to your family, because if something does happen...
00:54:32I'm going to send you to a reformatory, even though there are many of us here, I'm going to make you...
00:54:36route again and you answer that you said my son that you had a fever no no come on it's already passed
00:54:42I'm going to school happy and content, very good, very good
00:54:46If anything happens to them, I'll see you eating hide-and-seek for three days, kid.
00:54:49Hello, good morning everyone
00:54:51hello hello hello hello hello hello hello
00:54:56Hey, has anyone seen my bag? I've been looking for two hours and I can't find it anywhere.
00:55:00He ran off that way, running all the way over there
00:55:02Ah, very funny.
00:55:04You didn't move, dude.
00:55:08Yeah?
00:55:09Hey, what's going on? What's going on?
00:55:11I'm leaving now, yes.
00:55:13I'm leaving, I'm running, she's home here now.
00:55:15hey
00:55:17dad
00:55:18that we then have to tell
00:55:20Eve
00:55:21Yeah?
00:55:22that my colleagues are here
00:55:23We're going to school, are you coming?
00:55:25Okay
00:55:29I see you as a total Gemini, a dead ringer.
00:55:32No, that nonsense is going to happen.
00:55:34If you're not careful, they'll come for you tomorrow with your birth chart.
00:55:37Are you coming to watch the training later?
00:55:39Does he play Marcos and Raúl?
00:55:40Yes, yes, and the coach is my father, who's a phenomenal guy.
00:55:43No
00:55:44fair
00:55:45what's happening?
00:55:46I just don't like football, sorry.
00:55:48And who told you we're going to watch football?
00:55:50I don't know
00:55:52I don't know
00:55:53go
00:55:54If she sends it to you in tongues, I'll send it to you if you want.
00:55:55I've already done the work.
00:55:56I ordered it online
00:55:57this?
00:55:58Oh, no, it's not mine.
00:55:59Neruda is my favorite poet
00:56:00I like
00:56:01ah
00:56:04It's just that if you take her out of the Cosmopolitan, they get dizzy.
00:56:07He is with the intellectual.
00:56:08Hey?
00:56:09if you only read Marca
00:56:10whether Raúl has colitis
00:56:12whether Ronaldo is fat
00:56:13come on
00:56:14pure literature
00:56:15come on
00:56:16what are you saying?
00:56:17I have no idea
00:56:18sorry
00:56:19hello
00:56:20hello
00:56:21Have you noticed your sister's cute little butt?
00:56:23Dude, not even Jennifer Lopez moves it like that.
00:56:25It's that the milk
00:56:26What's wrong with you, man?
00:56:27who is my sister and also
00:56:29She also has a boyfriend
00:56:30So don't overdo it, okay?
00:56:31I don't mind
00:56:32I really liked the video, honey.
00:56:34that
00:56:35No, well, they're some
00:56:37some friends
00:56:38that they are already shouting
00:56:39No, no, everything's fine, everything's fine, seriously.
00:56:41I just miss you a lot
00:56:43I think very highly of you, Joan.
00:56:44Oh Diego, he's mine!
00:56:45look at Less
00:56:46look at Less
00:56:47I think I've even grown more hair
00:56:48since she got married
00:56:49But I don't know what that gorgeous woman saw in Diego.
00:56:51How are you, gentlemen?
00:56:52good morning
00:56:53Look at Dorito
00:56:54let's see
00:56:55my mother
00:56:56This time it truly was a legendary match.
00:56:58the match of the century Hot
00:57:00fuck
00:57:10fuck
00:57:11fuck
00:57:12For once I'm not going
00:57:13But hey guys
00:57:14Well
00:57:15We enjoyed it like crazy, man.
00:57:16well I
00:57:17because your brother was acting strange
00:57:19But weird, huh?
00:57:20and so?
00:57:21I don't know
00:57:22despotic throughout the entire party
00:57:23that the guy behind him was kicking him
00:57:24that if the one in front didn't let him
00:57:25Let's see, I wasn't there.
00:57:26that was not
00:57:27and then wait
00:57:2815 minutes remaining
00:57:29to mark Madrid
00:57:30And the guy's going to have a sad time, man.
00:57:32the thing is?
00:57:33yes yes
00:57:34Your brother is very stupid.
00:57:35but very silly
00:57:36Okay, okay, okay
00:57:38What a great match, huh Fiti?
00:57:40how much we enjoyed it
00:57:42well then
00:57:43Fiti already told me
00:57:45Well, nothing, Santi
00:57:46I'll watch it recorded on video
00:57:47which was to do
00:57:48Well
00:57:49I
00:57:50I'm going to have to go to the workshop
00:57:52Are you having another coffee?
00:57:53come on
00:57:54Give me another one quickly.
00:57:55Hey Santi
00:57:57What happened to you this morning?
00:57:59that I'm not going to look for myself
00:58:00because of all the commotion in that house lately
00:58:03if you're wrong
00:58:04Okay, don't talk to me.
00:58:05because yesterday
00:58:06They made a huge fuss about me.
00:58:07Take great care
00:58:08But I'm going to tell you one thing
00:58:09from now on
00:58:10at my place
00:58:11Dinner must be sacred
00:58:13I'll tell you another one
00:58:14Fiti and I are going to make this family a success.
00:58:16This is going to work, Santi.
00:58:18This is going to work
00:58:19clear
00:58:20hey
00:58:21when the beer comes to collect payment today
00:58:23It must have been because of the bank, right?
00:58:25It's Wednesday here.
00:58:27boy forgive me
00:58:28But I've forgotten
00:58:29I'm going right now
00:58:30calm, of course
00:58:31Damn, you forgot!
00:58:32You know perfectly well that on Wednesdays
00:58:33They're coming from the beer stand to collect their money.
00:58:34In fact, it's been 5 years
00:58:35spending every damn Wednesday
00:58:37that look new
00:58:38You're really dazed.
00:58:39So much family, so much milk
00:58:40two serranitos without tomato and two beers
00:58:42Can't you see I'm talking to my brother?
00:58:44Take the little knife and the little board
00:58:46And you put on the serranitos, man.
00:58:47Santi Santi
00:58:48Santiago
00:58:49don't worry
00:58:50And stop touching the coffee maker
00:58:51that you're going to ruin it
00:58:52calm down, not even milk
00:58:53But who do you think I am?
00:58:54the pack donkey
00:58:56the idiot of an older brother
00:58:58In other words, a zero on the left
00:58:59who drives you in the mornings
00:59:01because you'll forget
00:59:02Stories with me
00:59:03fuck off
00:59:08It's weirder than a green dog.
00:59:12No
00:59:14That will happen to him
00:59:15I don't know
00:59:19Come on, hurry up
00:59:20We're coming, man!
00:59:21You're annoying.
00:59:23It's coming
00:59:24It's coming
00:59:25and he's with the director
00:59:26oysters run
00:59:27I'm going to change your class, Lucia.
00:59:28because I don't want you to have any problems.
00:59:29with the children
00:59:30No, really, Andrés
00:59:31Thank you so much
00:59:32if also in two days
00:59:33I've got them eating out of my hand.
00:59:34And what kind of teacher would she be?
00:59:35if I get checked out at the first opportunity
00:59:36No
00:59:37Thanks, but no
00:59:38sure
00:59:39Well, nothing much.
00:59:40Whatever you want
00:59:41hello good
00:59:42hello
00:59:43I see that she's still my old Lucia.
00:59:44thank you
00:59:47good morning
00:59:48the gravels that I have left
00:59:51who have sat there
00:59:52to see
00:59:55But what are they going to do?
00:59:56They've named the new one the one with the pump
00:59:59Okay guys
01:00:00We didn't start with a mute man standing on the first day.
01:00:03But I know we're going to have a good and productive relationship
01:00:07So today we're going to relax and get to know each other a little better.
01:00:09and without setting a precedent
01:00:11Let's watch a movie and then talk about it.
01:00:13His name is Eduardo Manos Lujeras
01:00:16And he's a bit of a weird guy.
01:00:17that arrives in a neighborhood
01:00:18But I know
01:00:20Who will take care of Tete?
01:00:21and it will help her integrate
01:00:23No, Dad.
01:00:24that we are going to have a good and productive relationship
01:00:26So today we're going to relax and get to know each other a little bit.
01:00:28Who's going to eat this toilet brush?
01:00:30How did I find out that you didn't keep your promises?
01:00:32No, Dad.
01:00:33you
01:00:35and that there has to be
01:00:37Guille
01:00:38Guille, where are you going?
01:00:39Guille
01:00:40Guille
01:00:41Guille
01:00:43Guille
01:00:44Guille
01:00:45What are you doing?
01:00:46Guille?
01:00:47Guille
01:00:48Does Guille like the new one?
01:00:57Guille likes the new one!
01:01:05Guys! Calm down!
01:01:08Guys! Calm down!
01:01:19Have you seen that? The postman always rings twice.
01:01:22The postman? No, no, no. The truth is, I don't know much about movies, don't think for a second that...
01:01:27Well, I'll tell you. Come here.
01:01:29Ah, it's that one, the one from... Ah, yes, yes, then I remember that.
01:01:35Look, without hands, he said. Did you see? Did you see?
01:01:40Oh dear! Let's see if we're going to eat Russian-style meatballs in the middle of all this.
01:01:45Are you going to leave any flour? If you want, I'll get some more.
01:01:49No, no, it's like this. We're not making anything but meatballs.
01:01:54The garlic cloves, son-in-law.
01:01:56Thank you very much, mother-in-law.
01:01:58Come on, open that window a little, there's a smell of fried food in here, come on.
01:02:02Oh, I ran into your brother at the fruit shop.
01:02:07It was so dry.
01:02:08Already.
01:02:08Look how clingy he was with me at the wedding.
01:02:11Look, don't take that to heart, because he's been acting a little silly lately.
01:02:14This morning I had a row with him at the "no te venés" tavern.
01:02:17Could it be that he's giving too much...
01:02:18No, that's not it, ma'am.
01:02:20Mom, please.
01:02:21Could it be because of the football? Was the poor guy really that excited about the tickets?
01:02:24No, Luciano, well no, it's not about football either, no.
01:02:27The problem is that this guy sees me happy and instead of being happy himself, which is what he should be doing, he's more bitter than ever.
01:02:31And frankly, I don't understand it, he's more bitter than ever.
01:02:33Well, he's having a bad day, I'd say, because you two get along great.
01:02:37And we got along.
01:02:39No, and it's not a matter of one bad day, it's that he's been having bad days for 40 years, 40 years of bad days.
01:02:43And by the way, one more thing, if this keeps pissing me off, I'm selling my share of the business and that's it.
01:02:47Dad.
01:02:48That?
01:02:48Ah, hello, good day.
01:02:49Hello.
01:02:50Can I come here for a moment?
01:02:52But that's not fair, I'm doing something else, my little one.
01:02:54Anything else?
01:02:54No.
01:02:55Wait.
01:03:00You should see the temper those little brothers have.
01:03:03Although I feel sorry for Santiago, he's lonelier than ever.
01:03:08Of course, who's going to take care of it?
01:03:10Mom, okay, he's just a little jealous.
01:03:12Yes, yes, yes, of course, that's it.
01:03:14Since the mother of these boys died, Santiago has not left this house.
01:03:18And she's acted more like a mother than an uncle.
01:03:20Sure, now you come along and it's got lint.
01:03:24Just like children, guys.
01:03:27Hey, Mom, if something's happening to me, take off your apron, come on.
01:03:31And come with me.
01:03:34What's happening?
01:03:34And you can't come in here, Dad.
01:03:36No, Dad.
01:03:36Hush, hush.
01:03:38Fuck.
01:03:39Come.
01:03:42Look at this.
01:03:43What are you doing?
01:03:43Are you going to show me your sisters' panties or what?
01:03:45No, Dad, there's only baby clothes.
01:03:46Look, the bottom part is empty.
01:03:48And how do you know it's just "tete"?
01:03:50Dad, because I don't think I was going to use your panties with Mickey Mouse designs.
01:03:55You mustn't let them touch your panties, leave them there, damn it.
01:03:56And there?
01:04:01That?
01:04:01That?
01:04:02That?
01:04:02Did he not come to class this morning either?
01:04:04That?
01:04:05No, don't mess with me, Marcos.
01:04:06Look, please, don't mess with me.
01:04:07Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
01:04:09You must have taken care of her, damn it, don't tell me that now, man, please.
01:04:11Yes, it's nice.
01:04:14Marcos, a letter.
01:04:18Damn, he committed suicide.
01:04:20Don't be an animal, man, he didn't commit suicide.
01:04:22He says he's going to Barcelona, that he can't stand all this anymore.
01:04:25So what do we do now?
01:04:27And what do I know, what do I know.
01:04:29I really don't know.
01:04:30Are you the father?
01:04:31Yes, I am the father, but I am no longer to blame for...
01:04:33Yes, yes, but no.
01:04:35Well, not a word, Lucia, okay?
01:04:36Not a word, okay?
01:04:39Let's see.
01:04:47You stay quiet, brother, leave me here, okay?
01:04:49So why did you make me come here?
01:04:50Moral support, mother, moral support.
01:04:54Doña Carmen, more beautiful every day.
01:04:56Oh, thank you, Paquillo.
01:04:57Santiago, get yourself a couple of beers and come talk to us, okay?
01:04:59Clean it for me, Eight.
01:05:01Do we only have seven?
01:05:03I can't right now, I'm completely exhausted.
01:05:05What's up, Santiago?
01:05:06If you don't drink, you won't let loose.
01:05:08Look, ma'am, I'm working.
01:05:10If you have any complaints, I have the complaint form right here.
01:05:12Santiago, it'll only take a moment.
01:05:13Santiago, Santiago.
01:05:16What's wrong, Carmen?
01:05:17Nothing, Santiago, it's Uncle Vinegar.
01:05:19No, no, he's very tense, he's very tense.
01:05:21Leave him.
01:05:22Santiago, what's happening to him is that, well...
01:05:24No, no, no, he doesn't vent.
01:05:26It'll only take a moment, man.
01:05:27I'm coming, I'm coming, now.
01:05:27What do you know?
01:05:29No, well I'm going too.
01:05:31Did we find out?
01:05:32It'll only be a moment, man.
01:05:33No, no, I'm exhausted.
01:05:34Santiago, I want to talk to you man to man.
01:05:37Look, for now you're going to give me back the keys to my house.
01:05:39And I don't want you bothering us anymore at breakfast.
01:05:42And forget about going to football matches with my husband, he now has a family to take care of.
01:05:45Pussy?
01:05:47What are you telling me?
01:05:49That's all you wanted to hear, isn't it?
01:05:50Because that's how you behave.
01:05:54Can someone tell me what the hell is wrong with you?
01:05:56Me?
01:05:57Nothing, nothing, no, nothing.
01:05:59Nothing, maybe you just can't stand that your brother got married.
01:06:01He can't stand it, he can't stand it.
01:06:04Isn't that what it is, woman?
01:06:05I am very happy.
01:06:07I'm not an idiot, I'm happy for him.
01:06:09Besides, you all make a great impression together.
01:06:13Well, look, if you don't want a bigger problem, you can show up at home this afternoon.
01:06:19Brother wants to talk to me, right?
01:06:23He's going to light the barbecue, idiot.
01:06:28Well, I don't know if I'll have time to go, huh?
01:06:32Boss, there's the guy, huh?
01:06:34He nailed it, didn't he?
01:06:35Oh, you, to yours.
01:06:37My daughter has such a cute little beak.
01:06:39He reminds me of his father.
01:06:41May he rest in peace.
01:06:42And that mother?
01:06:44Oh, and blessed, huh?
01:06:46What things do you have, Paquillo?
01:06:47There, there, there.
01:06:49Let's look at the platforms.
01:06:51Well, I don't see it.
01:06:53Maybe he took the air shuttle.
01:06:55What do you want, for us to go to the airport?
01:06:57I don't know.
01:06:57What do you want?
01:06:59Dad?
01:07:05You have to see it to believe it.
01:07:07Look at this girl.
01:07:09That gave us quite a scare, didn't it?
01:07:11So...
01:07:13It has better ones.
01:07:15Dad?
01:07:16What are you doing?
01:07:17Well, I don't know what to tell you.
01:07:19I need to think.
01:07:21At night I have a teenage daughter who keeps running away from home.
01:07:23You really think it's easy, don't you?
01:07:24That's true, isn't it?
01:07:29Don't worry, I'll think of something.
01:07:43Eve.
01:07:43Eve.
01:07:43That?
01:07:47Hey, right?
01:07:47Hey, right?
01:07:47To Raimon.
01:07:48No, no, no.
01:07:50Wait, wait, please.
01:07:51Before you go, I want to tell you a story.
01:07:56Twenty years ago I was also at a train station with your mother and we were going to Barcelona.
01:08:01The thing is, I wouldn't dare do it.
01:08:05What I'm trying to say is that something as insignificant as taking a train can change your whole life.
01:08:13It's so that you think very carefully before you go up.
01:08:16I've thought it through.
01:08:16You probably think your mother and I are selfish for having made all this mess at your expense to save our history.
01:08:25But what I want to tell you is that it's not just our story, it's everyone's story.
01:08:29Because otherwise, there won't be any punishment, right?
01:08:31Maybe your brothers and I aren't what you thought, but I would ask you, please, to give us another chance.
01:08:44I know, we don't have many books at home, but we do have the best ham in the world.
01:08:50And most importantly, we know how to cut it.
01:08:54And well, yes, we're a bit dumb, aren't we?
01:08:57Donkeys?
01:08:57I'm right.
01:08:58Yes, damn it, we're a bit dumb, son, we're a bit dumb, what can we do?
01:09:01But if one of the mountain folk has a problem, we're all there to lend a hand.
01:09:10And we don't know how to sing in Catalan either, which we wouldn't like to do, but...
01:09:14We don't know the ASDG with dancing and everything.
01:09:20And I don't know what else to tell you.
01:09:22The Talgo train bound for Barcelona will depart from Ander Cuatro.
01:09:36Hey man, you're here now, you almost ran out of chelitas!
01:09:39Hello good!
01:09:39Here we have the skate.
01:09:40Hello, hello, hello.
01:09:41Lucia, Lucia, one thing that...
01:09:43What happened?
01:09:45That...
01:09:45He's gone to Barcelona.
01:09:47Hey?
01:09:47That?
01:09:48Wait a minute, what do you mean he's gone to Barcelona?
01:09:50So, he's gone to live with his girlfriend in Barcelona, with this Raimón guy.
01:09:53No, Dad, I'm talking to Manuel.
01:09:54Well, I see Manuel the same way, the singer-poet.
01:09:56Did you let her go?
01:09:57No, no, it's not that we've left her, but she's gotten on the train and what did you want me to do, stop it?
01:10:01If it were Marcos, I'd kick him out with a hat, but of course, I wouldn't have taken Eva's belt off either.
01:10:04Don't be so eager, Santiago, I'm going to take off my belt.
01:10:06I try to explain to her what we feel, and I've done it from the heart, truly.
01:10:09Yes, yes.
01:10:09On top of that, she left without my foot, one less.
01:10:12But did anyone think it was going to stay here?
01:10:14With the huge villa you had in Barcelona.
01:10:16Madam, life isn't all about the villa, always stirring up trouble.
01:10:19And that's not all, the girl has gone from the French Lycée to the Comañón Lycée.
01:10:23Sure, it's like going from owning a Harley to owning a Vespa.
01:10:26And overnight, and on top of that, the girl is in love.
01:10:29Is she in love?
01:10:29Don't tell me any more, because where there's a good...
01:10:32But okay, I think you're going, please.
01:10:34Hey, that's enough.
01:10:35Enough is enough!
01:10:36It's just that one...
01:10:37Enough is enough.
01:10:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:37What I'm saying is that the girl didn't leave because of an economic issue, but because of an emotional one.
01:10:42Is this kid trustworthy or not?
01:10:43Yes, a fool is a poet.
01:10:45Come on, let's go to the airport.
01:10:47Come on, come on, we're almost at the airport.
01:10:49Let's go!
01:10:49Let's go!
01:10:50Let's go!
01:10:50Let's go!
01:10:50Let's go!
01:10:50Let's go!
01:10:50Let's go!
01:10:51Let's go!
01:10:51Let's go!
01:10:51Let's go!
01:10:52Let's go!
01:10:54Let's go!
01:10:54Let's go!
01:10:55Let's go!
01:10:56Let's go!
01:10:57Let's go!
01:10:58Let's go!
01:10:59Host!
01:11:00What's happening?
01:11:04Shall I open a bottle of wine, Santiago?
01:11:06Yes, but add a little fizz to the wine, otherwise we'll get silly.
01:11:10Damn, what a pain, huh?
01:11:12They're pork chops.
01:11:13They're burnt to a crisp, aren't they?
01:11:15I like churrucas, Carmen.
01:11:16Why don't you take a little trip to the Cotolengo?
01:11:19Yes, it's an idea, yes.
01:11:23You, get ready, because I'm going to make your life here a heaven.
01:11:27You've left a hammer in the living room.
01:11:30Want some runaway bacon?
01:11:32Do I look like I'd eat bacon?
01:11:34Blood, rice, a gut and a thread.
01:11:38Black pudding!
01:11:43Look, look how silent.
01:11:46I don't know, I don't know.
01:11:48These two families are like oil and water.
01:11:50Do you think this is going to work?
01:11:51Well, stranger things have happened.
01:11:54What do you and I do?
01:11:55I dare you to bite my jugular vein.
01:11:57No.
01:11:57Don't get all worked up...
01:11:59Be careful with the cover, Fiti, it'll cost us a fortune later, mate.
01:12:02Do you think that's okay?
01:12:04Look, let's make a model family.
01:12:06Let's go, loading milk.
01:12:06A little bit of the balsa wood is better, isn't it?
01:12:09Candle.
01:12:11Now!
01:12:13I already fixed it there, it goes by itself!
01:12:15Now!
01:12:17Here it goes!
01:12:24I've killed my mother-in-law.
01:12:25Well, let's see who does it now, word of mouth.
01:12:27Well, you, Santiago.
01:12:30That?
01:12:30Great, Mom!
01:12:32These are the weeks of our dreams.
01:12:33They were smelling our panties.
01:12:35Have you realized what you've done?
01:12:36Nothing.
01:12:36You didn't like them at all, did you?
01:12:38But it's a burden!
01:12:38Well, no, we make the rules here.
01:12:40They don't get on your nerves, those two are sure things.
01:12:43War on football.
01:12:46And secondly, no creep is allowed in here.
01:12:48And the third one, you can look at it, but you can't touch it.
01:12:51What a mess!
01:12:52Check the backrest, the wheels.
01:12:54They have saws, we don't know where they get them, but the work is quick and easy.
01:13:00Kinkis!
01:13:00You're all thugs!
01:13:01Who would have thought?
01:13:02I love it!
01:13:03Yes, with energy!
01:13:10These two families are like oil and water.
01:13:12Do you think this is going to work?
01:13:13We didn't want to have a new mother.
01:13:15Stranger things have happened.
01:13:16I'm your grandma now!
01:13:18It's like the gentlemen have given themselves another life with you.
01:13:24Your granddaughter, who has a very strange thing going on with her boyfriend.
01:13:26But this guy just wants to take advantage of my granddaughter.
01:13:29Or are you going to tell me now when I can sleep with my boyfriend?
01:13:32If Patac catches us while we're trying to escape a hole.
01:13:37I've been messing it up all week.
01:13:40But what kind of degenerates are you?
01:13:41What's up, kid?
01:13:42What was here a week ago was a father.
01:13:44As God intended, you were a real loser.
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