Clash of the Comics S01E09

Terra.Anatolia

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00:00The referee is now awake again, but Gamble only was able to take Wang to the two count.

00:05Anyone in here with a heart just wants Phil Wang to win now.

00:09Anyone in here with a sense of fun wants Gamble to absolutely destroy.

00:13Oh no! Oh, like a scorpion?

00:16I actually recognise that from the Kama Sutra.

00:24Wang trying to get to the ropes.

00:26Wang trying to get to the ropes.

00:28Come on Phil!

00:30You can do it!

00:31He's on the rope!

00:33The referee has seen it!

00:35And the hole has to be broken.

00:37Someone do a concussion test on this referee.

00:43Rishi Gros is calling for the powerbomb.

00:45He's calling for the powerbomb.

00:46Doesn't sound good.

00:47I don't think that's a game that they play in the national lottery.

00:51Gamble's got Wang in between his legs.

00:53Oh!

00:54Yes!

00:55Wang's just...

00:57Oh!

00:58Nice counter from one and two!

00:59There's a...

01:00And the referee's been pulled out of the ring!

01:02Out of the ring!

01:03What is going on here?

01:04The referee is out of the ring!

01:06And he's been...

01:07He's having absolutely layers kicked out of him.

01:11Wang is remonstrating with Rishi Ghosh.

01:13I'm going to have to get a restraining order on him.

01:14Oh!

01:15Lovely use of the rope there from Gamble.

01:16The bad guys are winning!

01:17Bad guys!

01:18Bad guys!

01:19Bad guys!

01:20Bad guys!

01:21Bad guys!

01:22Bad guys!

01:23Bad guys!

01:24Bad guys!

01:25Something needs to be done with Gamblers Anonymous.

01:26This is awful.

01:27Gamblers Anonymous.

01:28Meat必 starving.

01:29Those are down.

01:30Oh, my goodness.

01:31Does it have to be done with Gamblers Anonymous?

01:32Is Jesus lying in the walls?

01:34Gamblers Anonymous are not very anonymous at all.

01:35They are making themselves mad at all.

01:37Oh, no!

01:38Oh, no!

01:39They're making themselves mad.

01:41The tables come out.

01:42Oh, no!

01:43The tables come out.

01:44The tables come out.

01:45The tables come out.

01:46Ah!

01:47The table's going into the ring!

01:48The table's even bigger than available!

01:50We love...

01:51Everyone...

01:52T slices

01:53this is fantastic weirdly it looks like quite a lot of the tables in the lunchroom of my school

02:16max livana cleaning house their dynamism is back here they're full of energy

02:22they're not scared of a table max is about to go over the top of the ropes

02:31get away from us gamble gambles just wandered around here and he's hiding with the belt next

02:35to silcox silcox has once again zoned out he's gone through the rope now oh incredible

02:44the og's max and ivana are in the ring gamble's trying to crawl away hoping he won't be noticed

02:53his sights on rishi now oh boy and max is up there in the air

03:00and that's what max and ivana mean when they say they're going to double team you

03:04should you chuck this guy through a table yes please

03:07because they can chuck him through a table and i think unanimously everyone would like

03:11him to be chucked through a table except for me

03:25it's why we all turned up and it happened listen i'm a bad boy but even i enjoyed seeing that

03:41i'll be honest with you it gave me a semi hang on what's gamble doing

03:44this is the end the referee nowhere to be seen sweaty dizzy can barely open his eyes

04:06eyes this is hard to watch oh he's putting up his jigs that's phil wang's belt but wait what's this

04:20the roof comes up the opponent is rosie jones there we go rosie jones is making her way into the ring

04:27she might lose her benefits but she's here to win for phil wang she's on her way into the ring

04:38she's on the way to help phil wang with that bandaged head

04:44she's got a bandaged head but she's still managing to make it into the ring

04:50this is adding further credence to my theory she's not really disabled

04:53she's in the ring and she's got a big stick where is it jones queen of comedy yeah

05:02the queen of all of our hearts

05:05gamble looking very concerned in it if someone were to paint it we'd call it the revenge of the

05:11minorities

05:20she's just removed her bandaging she's absolutely fine she's telling the crowd to be quiet

05:27what move is this oh jones what's happening

05:34what's what's happening

05:35you're lagging it rosie don't

05:38she's struck phil wang right in the plums she's double crossed phil wang

05:43rosie jones has surprised the entire world she was a bad person all along oh this is awful a new

05:51one of the lines is fantastic rosie rosie rosie rosie rosie rosie this is sensational this is

06:01unbelievable oh the back to the face to the face so this means that rosie was an anonymous member of

06:07the game here we go the referee's been rolled back in one two oh this is disgusting

06:15this isn't right this isn't right

06:45this is absolutely sensational let this be a lesson to all ethnic minorities eventually the

06:52whites will gang up on you this is sensational gamble gamble gamble

07:00rosie jones has joined forces with gamblers anonymous and has taken phil wang out by punching

07:05him flush in the club awful she tricked us all she's tricked us all this entire time horrible moment

07:11i'm thrilled one more time you've been in the apollo you're champion of clash of the comics ed the

07:17gambler gambler

07:18and in an interview which simply has to be shorter than the fight itself

07:31how was that for you i vote first of all can i say for a last minute replacement you've done a terrible job

07:39and all i can say is thank you to my darling fans thank you gamble they're saying thank you gamble

07:48it's music to my ears

07:50and let me say i'm proud to bring home this championship once more

07:56much more in a battle that i won all on my own

08:04just when you think you can't like someone any less there's a real sour aftertaste in the apollo right

08:10now but nonetheless love him or loathe him and we all loathe him

08:15oh hang on

08:19oh hang on

08:23one thing the ceo please welcome the ceo of touch on the comics

08:37oh

08:52there he is left wing right wing he's right in the center

08:58as he said to laura koonsberg they're chanting ce joe in the ring

09:02once again capitalism cornering people into deferring to authority

09:09ce joe ce joe ce joe ce joe ce joe hello

09:20it's all very gay this isn't it

09:27yes i'm ce joe

09:29so i've paid a lot of money to force these comedians to humiliate themselves

09:37i got the idea from the crown prince of saudi arabia

09:44ed gamble you twat

09:49you didn't win that fair and square what are you doing afterwards anyway

09:54i got some news for you kiddo i declare a rematch

10:02yes thank goodness

10:04please not tonight it'll be the next clash of the comics and you won't be able to use that belt

10:10because it'll be a ladder match it'll be here at the apollo same time next year they haven't nailed the dates

10:19is there's not a couple of pencils

10:22ce joe has spoken

10:26great news from our ce joe there will be a rematch

10:34his money when his face on to his bed

10:36he's been dragged back into the ring there seems to be an extra out here

10:48could have been taken out we're deep into the genitals

10:54he's going to the wang

10:59he's stolen the belt back

11:01he's stolen the belt back

11:03it's rightfully his it should have been his all along

11:07looks like two wrongs do make a right

11:10and that's what they call karma

11:13phil wang has just left the belt with their gamble

11:16and has said he'll see him next year he throws up the w's he exits the apollo

11:22give it up one more time for ed gamble and phil wang

11:28give it up for your commentators give it up for your ceo

11:33give it up for your roguing reporters

11:36give it up for all of the wrestlers you've watched tonight

11:40give it up for everyone who's worked so hard to put this night on

11:44but most of all people make some noise for max and ivan who created this whole thing

11:53the ogs have brought us so much drama we are so lucky to be here together

11:59welcome all of the comics back to the stage people in apollo this happy clash of the comics

12:05good lives

12:22so

12:33you

12:35you

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